Cox n Crendor In The Morning Podcast: Episode 15 (Scarce is Confusing)

[@roninfredricson6958]

I like that in movies, when robots go evil and their eyes turn red, that means the person that built the robot must have not only anticipated it turning evil and but also have installed the red LED light so the robot could look the part.

[@isaiah12381]

My favorite part is Jesse's genuine confusion before he realizes Crendor's mispronunciation. "Scarce?"

[@ieyke]

Sunday - Sun's Day Monday - Moon's Day Tuesday - Tyr's Day Wedneday - Wodan's Day - Odin's Day Thursday - Thor's Day Friday - Frigg's Day Saturday - Saturn's Day

[@EpicElf42]

"Scar City... you can leave the city... but the city never leaves you..."

[@DeeManDrawsIsTheBest]

NO! DON'T CLONE COWS! That's how Dead Rising happened... And I DON'T need to see you two running around in banana hammocks...

[@xezsoul]

Tuesday = Tyr's day, named after the Norse God. Pretty badass.

[@ordermaster20]

All days of the weak are named after Norse gods.

[@MalisinECila]

ordermaster20 week*

[@ordermaster20]

Malisin E'Cila That may be the case but still you have to admit that the days of the weak sounds really cool.

[@Frozenpotatoes8]

"Days of the Weak" is a novel about a cult that steals people off the street and tortures them unspeakably for seven days.

[@ConRayArt]

The Harvesterian where i live there are 8 days of the week ._.

[@augustvalek]

"are you trying to tell me something?" **Ding** I laughed so hard my sides are lost in time and space now

[@jonathannobles1447]

Greatest Podcast EVER!

[@atropabelladonna12]

the scarse: the first arse scarf.

[@itsthekid9740]

You guys should definitely animate 3:11-4:14. I could just imagine in my head, Jesse wrapping the word scarce around his neck

[@Canlovefrogs]

tuesday is the second day of the week. mind=blown

[@panix6]

in America, sunday is our first day, thus Tuesday is our third

[@LordUmber]

just, Cox n Crendor all day every day!

[@NullPath]

it's always morning somewhere :D

[@ericrye1786]

I worked as a casual in a seafood restaurant as a waiter here in Australia and I asked for more hours and my manager figured she'd edge me out of the business by not giving me ANY hours, still not sure to this day if it was completely legal, but I was a casual and they're treated like shit so idk, who cares lmao. It does happen though, that's the point of this post rip

[@forrenz]

Oh, he is. He follows Crendor everywhere on KZbin.

[@12SPASTIC12]

I agree with Crendor about Tuesday. Tuesday is the second day of the week (Monday, Tuesday) therefore Two's Day (Tuesday) is the second day of the week!

[@queek5389]

Scarce is the main competitor of thneed

[@Astralfirework]

Jesse Cox, please do a presentation on the history of the World Butt, it's location, and how it impacts human existence.

[@sciencepuptheamericanjoe5812]

PINE HILL NEW JERSEY!? TGATS A 15 MINUTE RIDE FROM HERE!

[@two8038]

AWESOME ITS MAH DAY!

[@Woodrakes]

He has a teaching license and is a history major so yeah i think he's smart.

[@Korja88]

"You noticed during this last election, people voted REALLY heavily on party lines" Oh man. OH MAN. Just you wait 2012 Jesse.

[@loreaver3882]

jesus Christ we weren't ready

[@Mooseplatoon]

Jesse enjoys playing God a little too much. xD

[@forrenz]

I love your "Derpiplier" pic :)

[@davidortega8133]

I was listening to this while I was on line waiting for grand theft audo V

[@sadv3]

The reason we don't have flying cars is not because it's impossible, but because it's impractical.

[@ryanrabideau7940]

3:12 scarce animation

[@pmoves]

MOAR

[@just.Athena]

The average IQ in America is around 98, which is actually very normal for people. And all you really to be a teacher anywhere is just thorough knowledge of your subject area, as well as general information, Jesse actually knows a bunch of stuff about History, as he tends to demonstrate a lot, hence why he was a History Teacher.

[@Kyle-bf1mj]

good times

[@silaswarner2053]

Hey what's up guys it's scarce here

[@DemOnicxFEAR]

Buffalo? hey that's my town!

[@jacksonstanley2736]

im a browns fan but they dont suck. the same team played in 2 other places than cleveland and both times were amazing teams

[@forrenz]

I love your new icon :)

[@thesuspiciousbox9068]

Hey what's going on guys, it's Scarce here.

[@CoachDitka]

Cox n Crendor in the ALWAYS.

[@NoZignature]

In the old Northen mythologi the days are named after the gods Tyr´s Day (wednesday is odin´s day) Thor´s day Freja´s Day and so on.

[@valeriewinters3018]

Friday is named after the Norse goddess Frig. I think.

[@SeaTimeless]

I don't think Jesse knows how cloning works.

[@meesh11p]

O.o Jesse used to be a history teacher, he's clearly a very intelligent guy

[@DawnCheatle]

Why did the scarce never get animated?!??? I need answers!

[@ulfragnarsson]

Indeed

[@Tenn1502]

Cox n Crendor at 10:02 PM!

[@BlackHeart1216]

Dr. Melthand pretty much exsists as Mano in DC

[@Yggdra90]

Tyr is sad that nobody remembers it's his day.

[@r4y98]

Dr. melthand is my fav supervillan.

[@intensitydigital]

I can't ever seem to spell from without putting an E on the end. But I can spell stomach without issue

[@nathanjohnson9081]

Cloned Omaha Steaks!

[@jackm201]

love it needs more maury though :)

[@kontonord8303]

They should do cox n crendor in the evening and hire youtube stars as guest stars

[@grimleo5766]

16 plz PLEASE

[@blazein232]

I choose to speak the Crendor language :P

[@NFSA678]

XD worldbutt

[@Wowachihunter]

Who is this mori?

[@NoctisAtra]

Shouldn't you be in Crendor's Football videos?

[@sizzl75]

sucks for that chiefs fan. If he held out another year, he could've died happier (i guess or whatever)

[@slipkrit]

you know what sucks about living in Florida is even though i live in Tampa you have to deal with annoying football fans from everywhere else who moved here.

[@super_arcane_boy]

It's Twosday

[@uholy212]

i love the is :D

[@Rory_C]

Just saying for the April 15th episode, England doesn't have any forms of hepatitis.

[@ashlynhicks2798]

I for one hate body hair especially back hair

[@ballbabyjin684]

I'm going to name my kid Tue

[@sciencepuptheamericanjoe5812]

Make a moeray reaction channel and podcast!

[@CssHDmonster]

scarce.

[@furika666geko]

ow that dint happen (he mist it)

[@hobanagerik]

The English language is rich, and we didn't need words like "color".

[@jacks7991]

if pats suck that much HOW COME THEYRE AWSOME

[@jacobh4530]

auto*

[@MrEpic-qe2tt]

3:12

[@TheRyowyn]

Google "Maury"

[@TopHaTWolfe]

So after the scarce mockery, Jesse says it wrong at 21:10 . Good job Jesse :)

[@estebanvelazquez353]

I think he did that on purpose

[@jesninetyeight]

There is now a flying car. /watch?v=x6MVQ4m0vaE

[@jenniferbanning]

robots would be perfect because they definitely don't portray human emotion

[@warlorded]

Robocow =^.^=

[@sparkxl]

Women wear scars around their necks? That's kind of dark.

[@WeAreGRID]

I am seeing more and more as crendor fails to pronounce everything in the english language that he really was just a 12 year old boy who never went outside before he joined TGS (and now polaris) whats next? sham-e-le-on?

[@SecretSquirrelProduc]

hey cox how did femDeadpool work out?? lol

[@TheNatybo]

She had a boyfriend.

[@PhuKet738]

Stop with the scarcitittly of these podcasts

[@super_arcane_boy]

Yes, Crendor, the English language is stupid :)

[@RiftDisruptor]

So I never set foot in an English speaking country and I know more about the language than Crendor...... ok

[@elevendyseven4227]

Well he's Crendor, he isn't supposed to know.

[@alexjameson5428]

well you're white washed

[@15disanyecliper]

... Ya back hair is gross, well little hair is fine but if u are covered with it gross, and if u have a t shirt on and it is coming out of ur shirt and exploding out that gross

[@neosaneo2]

but grand theft audo V is so fun. :D

[@just.Athena]

Like Jeremy Kyle, but not.

[@Caphalem]

Scars is a word. The plural of scar.