I love that the dude wants to go to a crack planet so much that he's willing to rat out Jesus. That is some dedication that I wish I had.
@kingimpidimp70608 жыл бұрын
Same here, I wish I was that dedicated to something
@314epsilon8 жыл бұрын
why not try being dedicated to Jesus?
@randomviewer99598 жыл бұрын
I would do the same but to go to a plant of Spicy Cheetos
@Snowmanse8 жыл бұрын
Let's be real, there is no amount of devotion to Jesus that ends with him giving you a planet of crack.
@ThePhoenixPrince7 жыл бұрын
according to mormonism you get a planet of whatever you desire that you get to rule if you are devoted enough to the church
@SkilesHasFun8 жыл бұрын
I want the quote "Tito Watts is the modern-day Judas" on my tombstone when I die.
@Flemmi8 жыл бұрын
maybe youtube comments will become legaly binding in the future than you will achive your intention already.
@admiral59608 жыл бұрын
just write that shit down on a will, get it certified, and you're good to go.
@Flemmi8 жыл бұрын
Baka Senpie yeah but, thats the boring way. rather make youtube comments legaly binding.
@Guru_10928 жыл бұрын
Let the record show that Skiles wishes to engrave his tombstone with the statement "Tito Watts is the modern-day Judas." The court session is now over. There will be free refreshments behind the local KFC.
@SkilesHasFun8 жыл бұрын
Gamefan1092 If there's only one thing the internet can do for me, let it be this. :D
@RNJesusVtuber3 жыл бұрын
And I say unto you: "I can confirm, I have never met Mr. Tito Watts before."
@slugger01903 жыл бұрын
Yeah right, i want my golden ticket
@zeikerfourer43423 жыл бұрын
GIVE ME A GOLDEN TICKET JESUS >:C
@theonly6blake9113 жыл бұрын
“Unfortunately Mr. Christ, the evidence says otherwise. Your Honour, these documents I am currently holding contain definite proof of Mr. Christ’s involvement in the crime. I’d like you to look at them yourself your Honour.”
@justinbueche73153 жыл бұрын
@@theonly6blake911 I can assure you that evidences won't matter if you're going against the son of God at court
@arealhuman8263 жыл бұрын
"then explain the dozens of photos of the two of you partying together?"
@krzlcve7 жыл бұрын
Stevie is gonna go from being a background character in a Tito watts story to basically BEING Tito watts.
@EDDB_Revived6 ай бұрын
And then tito watts is a background character in a another florida man story to basically BEING Florida man💀
@fgfh100048 жыл бұрын
I love the weird interpretations of their laughs!
@pedrosenchez56225 жыл бұрын
Yeeeaah that one if the best best stuff xD
@overdosediguana18734 жыл бұрын
it is quite humorous
@firedemon438 жыл бұрын
He needed the money for his Rocket Power
@jorgegutierrez85888 жыл бұрын
The 43rd Firedemon Hardy Har Har
@Killer_Turnip8 жыл бұрын
What if it's all a conspiracy man...think about it.
@sairentokyatto10308 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy Maaaaaan~
@Midnight-Starfish6 жыл бұрын
@@Killer_Turnip *X-Files theme plays*
@Trevthehedgehog76 жыл бұрын
+INSERT RIMSHOT SOUND HERE+
@InfinityD48 жыл бұрын
At this point we need a movie. Where Guy Hero, The Grey Storm, and Florida Man have to team up for some reason.
@matthewthomas70708 жыл бұрын
InfinityD4 to save Jesus from Tito watts and the police
@kalaikamalu8 жыл бұрын
Main villain is Jesus.
@rattaker26708 жыл бұрын
InfinityD4 Florida Man could just randomly change appearance since he isn't always the same person. Maybe in one scene he could be Jeff Waters and in the next Tito Watts.
@InfinityD48 жыл бұрын
he's actually made of shape shifting Bath Salts, Cocaine and Human and Dog Ashes.
@GrimbrookInc8 жыл бұрын
InfinityD4 they all team up to fight Tito and Stevie the alien
@shikamaru3178 жыл бұрын
Apparently this was a parody article, but it's still hilarious. Keep em' coming Dan!!!
@mestre128 жыл бұрын
that nebby in the bag reference was great
@kent_cowboy8 жыл бұрын
Wait where? Cant find it?
@sebastianwaters94988 жыл бұрын
Kent Cowboy it's at 2:47
@Donuts88 жыл бұрын
Kent Cowboy 2:48
@TrenoNeoKnight8 жыл бұрын
Came to post this. Love that meme.
@gumpyjoe85988 жыл бұрын
NEBBY STAY IN THERE!! I SWEAR TO JEB BUSH!!
@timslack75688 жыл бұрын
Is it me or has Dans animation gotten much better since Jesse started paying him?
@timslack75688 жыл бұрын
***** it was good before but there was just something about this one that seemed a step up in quality
@firstnamelastname95508 жыл бұрын
Tim Slack well he can probably spend more time on them.
@belfideanotreal37347 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it was Brandon Turner before this. Not Daniel Taniel
@bitgh0st7 жыл бұрын
It was always Supardanil (Daniel Tan)
@MegaKH2fan7 жыл бұрын
Dog Bomb Brandon Turner did a fan animation of Daniel's animation in the same style. Daniel always did Cox n' Crendor.
@QuarkGamingLLC8 жыл бұрын
A planet entirely made of crack?(Begin Star Wars Theme)
@DaeliteJ3 жыл бұрын
Crack Wars
@Stormeris8 жыл бұрын
What the flying fuck is wrong with FLORIDA?!
@StarcallerCeri8 жыл бұрын
Several things.
@TheMasterpiecePD8 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was revealed to be a fake story
@KeithBallardA8 жыл бұрын
They have the third largest population in the United States and their government has a policy where they're supposed to make basically everything available to the public. Among other things this leads to arrests being very public affairs. Is Florida actually crazier? Possibly. Are we more likely to find out about crazy people there? Definitely.
@MrJoeyWheeler8 жыл бұрын
Nash and Tara of What The Fuck Is Wrong With You have been asking that very question for over 10 years.
@ZwizzeR8 жыл бұрын
The things we hear about through them on a weekly basis...
dnceleets 10 cool points for knowing that. The scene that pic is from makes me laugh every time.
@kodyw29608 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad my home state gives Cox n Crendor so much good material
@TheSnorlax78 жыл бұрын
Lol, Ignis at the end! XD
@chloegrindey36078 жыл бұрын
Justin Carson he's come up with a new recipe
@Annatizer8 жыл бұрын
"I have come up with a new recipaaaahhh!"
@xwaytothedawnx8 жыл бұрын
MattyJames Can't wait to try it
@nathanholden75408 жыл бұрын
I can taste test for you.
@AGregtothePast8 жыл бұрын
I had already tabbed to another video and I heard "That's it!" and I was like, wait...why did I just hear Ignis? So I had to replay the last few seconds. I'm dying.
@loljustice318 жыл бұрын
This whole thing was pure comedy gold, as funny as the older ones
@capitalwenisberry20528 жыл бұрын
Rainy Jane Comedy wood spray painted gold
@sirdyck28318 жыл бұрын
This my favorite podcast, I listen to it almost every day.
@Chocl82158 жыл бұрын
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
@DearAliya8 жыл бұрын
Love this animation! It's smooth and there's little wiggling.
@Nihilore8 жыл бұрын
Just when you think the animation can't get any better
@Atratzu8 жыл бұрын
I'm never disappointed in one of these animations. As always, Love it! :D
@xavierfaust94175 жыл бұрын
"I'm willing to wear a wire to set Jesus up." MY SIDES
@tappajavittu8 жыл бұрын
Though I knew what this was about this was still the best christmas present I've ever had.
@tappajavittu8 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing, fuck you Jesse and Crendor >:I
@TheWolfwiththeDragon7 жыл бұрын
1:28 This is the funniest one-second in the entire video! I just keep re-watching it! I can't get enough of it! XD
@Jkrue738 жыл бұрын
Oh Christ my towns going to be given a bad name. Damm you Tito Watts!
@teph12568 жыл бұрын
your town was already in florida, florida man.
@Jkrue738 жыл бұрын
Teph Hey we are almost not in Florida, North East Florida isn't like those crazies down south.
@NoThankUBeQuiet8 жыл бұрын
Jeffery Krueger Yah we are just the murder capital of Florida but This guy gave us a bad name....
@Jim-ti5ck8 жыл бұрын
It has to have a good name first. Pretty much the worst place in Florida.
@macmac2778 жыл бұрын
These animations are turning into interpretations of their laughs now! Love it!
@Avokrypha8 жыл бұрын
It's always a great month when a new Cox n' Crendor comes out.
@megasartshack8 жыл бұрын
Get in the bag, Stevie.
@alphacode58 жыл бұрын
THESE JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER, YOUR ARE AWESOME DAN
@TheWarcraftLounge8 жыл бұрын
"That's it!!!" - at the end of the video ; made my day! Merry Christmas everyone!
@mechamax79197 жыл бұрын
at 2:40, that is what Jesse would look like if he was in the movie Robots
@ryanmelfi4828 жыл бұрын
Incredible work. I love all the different laughing animations.
@ahnwing8 жыл бұрын
This is the best Christmas gift you could have given me.
@doifhg8 жыл бұрын
dude, i love you, whoever animates these is the best
@panda_instinct8 жыл бұрын
Never clicked on a video at such regular speed before
@Askme4ful8 жыл бұрын
Woah... the last animation (or last-last-last animation) literally showed up on my feed like. 3 hours ago. And I hadn't watched any of these animations in months lol. And suddenly there's a sequel!!! Btw great job 👍👌
@ChrononumberXIII8 жыл бұрын
The animations that go with the laughter is always my favorite part.
@YoniDude958 жыл бұрын
Dan's work is A+ as always, and the podcast it as well. Did not expect 2:12, and flinched at the glorious detail of Jesses face.
@ChibiWarmonger8 жыл бұрын
Dan... you bring so much joy to millions with your amazing skillz. Thank you for the work you put into these. They are so wonderful x3
@kylewhitehead16847 жыл бұрын
I got some serious Peep Show vibes from this story. Fantastic animation as always. Those laughing animations always crack me up.
@GamerChepo8 жыл бұрын
these are getting better and better good job man
@puregibberish7 жыл бұрын
I just discovered these animations. My life is forever changed.
@quest-fish8 жыл бұрын
I was the one who suggested this story! So happy to see it in an animation.
@spacephantomranger8 жыл бұрын
as soon as I heard this podcast I was hoping it would make it as an animation. and wow! not disappointed! good job man. this was fantastic!
@Fantasien13 жыл бұрын
These always makes me happy when I'm down 😊 I love these
@marymori89598 жыл бұрын
Man. These have gotten so good!!
@Kasotomic8 жыл бұрын
1:56 the animators laughing animations are just...Fucking amazing. I can't breathe, its too funny
@bmnbl8 жыл бұрын
I.... was losing my shit! Thank you
@Manzana1C8 жыл бұрын
Now this is a great christmas gift :D
@stephaniegarza1338 жыл бұрын
I love how you put Ignis in the background at the last minute of this animation!
@northuniverse8 жыл бұрын
never stop these
@MrBonethrower8 жыл бұрын
The animations for Jesse laughing is always pure fucking gold.
@Smilephile5 жыл бұрын
This Tito is better animated then the actual show
@clawhammr6668 жыл бұрын
beautiful work and feels like animation quality has increased by at least 1 :P seemed actually better then others (even though most if not all been good)
@jerbax31618 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest Christmas gift EVER!!!
@andrewryan14807 жыл бұрын
The Cox'n'Crendor miniverse is practically the best thing to come from KZbin. I would pay up to and including $40 for an anthology of tales about these people. Anyone please
@Benos048 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite bit of the entire podcast, i spent so much time laughing about this lol
@msweetmusic18 жыл бұрын
Those laughing animations are pure gold!
@DjiNnToM7 жыл бұрын
I just Love these. The animator is just a genius! Thks guys!
@Vektor4808 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad this is back, you guys have no idea!
@ekko_8 жыл бұрын
Yet another masterpiece Dan, love it ;)
@murpaderp84618 жыл бұрын
What a lovely story about drugs and idiots.
@SUScorporation8 жыл бұрын
I did not believe it when i saw this but now that i have...i cant imagine my life without it.
@NovaCantera8 жыл бұрын
THAT'S IT!!! I've come up with a new recipah!!!!
@stanza22616 жыл бұрын
Nova_Canterra I was looking for this comment
@Yoruten178 жыл бұрын
Ignus at the end...I laughed so hard! :P
@sam236968 жыл бұрын
Those laughing animations are on point as always.
@Tarifar18 жыл бұрын
Best Christmas present I could have asked for!
@watyll60708 жыл бұрын
Waited so long for this and it was worth the wait
@joshuabrennan60918 жыл бұрын
Awww man these are always the best! Can't wait for the next one!!!
@Lavalot8 жыл бұрын
The animation and backgrounds this episode were really good
@Brad38918 жыл бұрын
I totally remember this story when it first came out. My jaw dropped and I was laughing like a maniac.
@kokoronotomoni8 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold. Not some wooden youtube gamer whos spraypainted gold.
@KyleBlues18 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad this story got animated!
@CherokeeBear6 жыл бұрын
i die at the animations when they both are in the middle of laughing. i cant even.
@elvisdapanda1934 жыл бұрын
These animations are absolutely glorious, 10outta10 👌😩👍
@namelessbuggy8 жыл бұрын
Holy poopers that animation was amazing!
@lieflove128 жыл бұрын
SNAPPIE. The animator must be german...
@nobody-ye9rx5 жыл бұрын
"Florida man" is always a great way to start a story
@goliathe76548 жыл бұрын
Stevie get back in the bag
@Draco44728 жыл бұрын
Best Christmas gift ever.
@almatsailaukhan91818 жыл бұрын
it's "Cox n Crendor's lauging animated" at this point and I love it
@LegendOfRian8 жыл бұрын
Happy Chrimbo bimbo Dan, great job, ur style is so pretty
@jacksonreed94088 жыл бұрын
I love the new style of animation
@itsmathu048 жыл бұрын
Jackson Reed, 弄
@seraphiim4448 жыл бұрын
2 Cox n' Crendor animations between 2 months?! This is unheard of...
@StephenParlow8 жыл бұрын
It's a Christmas miracle thanks to Tito's generosity
@moxiebees8 жыл бұрын
Animation quality is excellent!
@MedlarGW8 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely beautiful.
@bingus96517 жыл бұрын
now that's some fluidly animated Tito
@Evmeistah8 жыл бұрын
this is the best one yet!!
@cuboidham4 жыл бұрын
to be fair, this business model is basically the same as what the catholic church used to do before martin luther through a hissy
GamerBlue53 Look up Rockleesmile Goldman. You will not be disappointed.
@NoahCatan8 жыл бұрын
Excellently animated and extremely funny :D
@Bricketts8 жыл бұрын
I remember reading this in the newspaper here in Jacksonville, Fl. Ahhh man, still good stuff. This f#cking town... lol
@moonray6457 жыл бұрын
the ff15 moment at the end made my day and my life
@tearoses99405 жыл бұрын
The fact that they used Tito from Rocket Power just adds to it xD
@cry64575 жыл бұрын
1:51 when my mum or dad catches me eating
@droideka18907 жыл бұрын
I just realized: when Crendor says "Oh shit" in front of (literally) Heaven's Gate, he makes the MOTHER FRIKKIN' SPONGE GAR MEME FACE After, like, 27 times I watched this animation I realized...
@oldoutlet69468 жыл бұрын
Another great episode from my favourite anime series.