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Cox n' Crendor: Tito and the Golden Tickets

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Cox n' Crendor

Cox n' Crendor

Күн бұрын

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@gbrincks
@gbrincks 8 жыл бұрын
I love that the dude wants to go to a crack planet so much that he's willing to rat out Jesus. That is some dedication that I wish I had.
@kingimpidimp7060
@kingimpidimp7060 8 жыл бұрын
Same here, I wish I was that dedicated to something
@314epsilon
@314epsilon 8 жыл бұрын
why not try being dedicated to Jesus?
@randomviewer9959
@randomviewer9959 8 жыл бұрын
I would do the same but to go to a plant of Spicy Cheetos
@Snowmanse
@Snowmanse 8 жыл бұрын
Let's be real, there is no amount of devotion to Jesus that ends with him giving you a planet of crack.
@ThePhoenixPrince
@ThePhoenixPrince 7 жыл бұрын
according to mormonism you get a planet of whatever you desire that you get to rule if you are devoted enough to the church
@SkilesHasFun
@SkilesHasFun 8 жыл бұрын
I want the quote "Tito Watts is the modern-day Judas" on my tombstone when I die.
@Flemmi
@Flemmi 8 жыл бұрын
maybe youtube comments will become legaly binding in the future than you will achive your intention already.
@admiral5960
@admiral5960 8 жыл бұрын
just write that shit down on a will, get it certified, and you're good to go.
@Flemmi
@Flemmi 8 жыл бұрын
Baka Senpie yeah but, thats the boring way. rather make youtube comments legaly binding.
@Guru_1092
@Guru_1092 8 жыл бұрын
Let the record show that Skiles wishes to engrave his tombstone with the statement "Tito Watts is the modern-day Judas." The court session is now over. There will be free refreshments behind the local KFC.
@SkilesHasFun
@SkilesHasFun 8 жыл бұрын
Gamefan1092 If there's only one thing the internet can do for me, let it be this. :D
@RNJesusVtuber
@RNJesusVtuber 3 жыл бұрын
And I say unto you: "I can confirm, I have never met Mr. Tito Watts before."
@slugger0190
@slugger0190 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah right, i want my golden ticket
@zeikerfourer4342
@zeikerfourer4342 3 жыл бұрын
GIVE ME A GOLDEN TICKET JESUS >:C
@theonly6blake911
@theonly6blake911 3 жыл бұрын
“Unfortunately Mr. Christ, the evidence says otherwise. Your Honour, these documents I am currently holding contain definite proof of Mr. Christ’s involvement in the crime. I’d like you to look at them yourself your Honour.”
@justinbueche7315
@justinbueche7315 3 жыл бұрын
@@theonly6blake911 I can assure you that evidences won't matter if you're going against the son of God at court
@arealhuman826
@arealhuman826 3 жыл бұрын
"then explain the dozens of photos of the two of you partying together?"
@krzlcve
@krzlcve 7 жыл бұрын
Stevie is gonna go from being a background character in a Tito watts story to basically BEING Tito watts.
@EDDB_Revived
@EDDB_Revived 6 ай бұрын
And then tito watts is a background character in a another florida man story to basically BEING Florida man💀
@fgfh10004
@fgfh10004 8 жыл бұрын
I love the weird interpretations of their laughs!
@pedrosenchez5622
@pedrosenchez5622 5 жыл бұрын
Yeeeaah that one if the best best stuff xD
@overdosediguana1873
@overdosediguana1873 4 жыл бұрын
it is quite humorous
@firedemon43
@firedemon43 8 жыл бұрын
He needed the money for his Rocket Power
@jorgegutierrez8588
@jorgegutierrez8588 8 жыл бұрын
The 43rd Firedemon Hardy Har Har
@Killer_Turnip
@Killer_Turnip 8 жыл бұрын
What if it's all a conspiracy man...think about it.
@sairentokyatto1030
@sairentokyatto1030 8 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy Maaaaaan~
@Midnight-Starfish
@Midnight-Starfish 6 жыл бұрын
@@Killer_Turnip *X-Files theme plays*
@Trevthehedgehog7
@Trevthehedgehog7 6 жыл бұрын
+INSERT RIMSHOT SOUND HERE+
@InfinityD4
@InfinityD4 8 жыл бұрын
At this point we need a movie. Where Guy Hero, The Grey Storm, and Florida Man have to team up for some reason.
@matthewthomas7070
@matthewthomas7070 8 жыл бұрын
InfinityD4 to save Jesus from Tito watts and the police
@kalaikamalu
@kalaikamalu 8 жыл бұрын
Main villain is Jesus.
@rattaker2670
@rattaker2670 8 жыл бұрын
InfinityD4 Florida Man could just randomly change appearance since he isn't always the same person. Maybe in one scene he could be Jeff Waters and in the next Tito Watts.
@InfinityD4
@InfinityD4 8 жыл бұрын
he's actually made of shape shifting Bath Salts, Cocaine and Human and Dog Ashes.
@GrimbrookInc
@GrimbrookInc 8 жыл бұрын
InfinityD4 they all team up to fight Tito and Stevie the alien
@shikamaru317
@shikamaru317 8 жыл бұрын
Apparently this was a parody article, but it's still hilarious. Keep em' coming Dan!!!
@mestre12
@mestre12 8 жыл бұрын
that nebby in the bag reference was great
@kent_cowboy
@kent_cowboy 8 жыл бұрын
Wait where? Cant find it?
@sebastianwaters9498
@sebastianwaters9498 8 жыл бұрын
Kent Cowboy it's at 2:47
@Donuts8
@Donuts8 8 жыл бұрын
Kent Cowboy 2:48
@TrenoNeoKnight
@TrenoNeoKnight 8 жыл бұрын
Came to post this. Love that meme.
@gumpyjoe8598
@gumpyjoe8598 8 жыл бұрын
NEBBY STAY IN THERE!! I SWEAR TO JEB BUSH!!
@timslack7568
@timslack7568 8 жыл бұрын
Is it me or has Dans animation gotten much better since Jesse started paying him?
@timslack7568
@timslack7568 8 жыл бұрын
***** it was good before but there was just something about this one that seemed a step up in quality
@firstnamelastname9550
@firstnamelastname9550 8 жыл бұрын
Tim Slack well he can probably spend more time on them.
@belfideanotreal3734
@belfideanotreal3734 7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it was Brandon Turner before this. Not Daniel Taniel
@bitgh0st
@bitgh0st 7 жыл бұрын
It was always Supardanil (Daniel Tan)
@MegaKH2fan
@MegaKH2fan 7 жыл бұрын
Dog Bomb Brandon Turner did a fan animation of Daniel's animation in the same style. Daniel always did Cox n' Crendor.
@QuarkGamingLLC
@QuarkGamingLLC 8 жыл бұрын
A planet entirely made of crack?(Begin Star Wars Theme)
@DaeliteJ
@DaeliteJ 3 жыл бұрын
Crack Wars
@Stormeris
@Stormeris 8 жыл бұрын
What the flying fuck is wrong with FLORIDA?!
@StarcallerCeri
@StarcallerCeri 8 жыл бұрын
Several things.
@TheMasterpiecePD
@TheMasterpiecePD 8 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was revealed to be a fake story
@KeithBallardA
@KeithBallardA 8 жыл бұрын
They have the third largest population in the United States and their government has a policy where they're supposed to make basically everything available to the public. Among other things this leads to arrests being very public affairs. Is Florida actually crazier? Possibly. Are we more likely to find out about crazy people there? Definitely.
@MrJoeyWheeler
@MrJoeyWheeler 8 жыл бұрын
Nash and Tara of What The Fuck Is Wrong With You have been asking that very question for over 10 years.
@ZwizzeR
@ZwizzeR 8 жыл бұрын
The things we hear about through them on a weekly basis...
@andreedstrom2853
@andreedstrom2853 8 жыл бұрын
Now Christmas is truly here.
@davcharley5001
@davcharley5001 8 жыл бұрын
:):::::::::::::::::::: Enchanting :)::::::::::::: nostalgically enchanting
@MrPicklesAndTea
@MrPicklesAndTea 8 жыл бұрын
It's snowing crack cocaine on crack planet!
@ashvolante4835
@ashvolante4835 8 жыл бұрын
you guys are great
@davcharley5001
@davcharley5001 8 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@thelaughingrouge
@thelaughingrouge 8 жыл бұрын
New CnC? Now that's a Xmas gift!
@dnceleets
@dnceleets 8 жыл бұрын
thelaughingrouge Lina inverse eh? great anime
@donofbran
@donofbran 8 жыл бұрын
thelaughingrouge yes
@thelaughingrouge
@thelaughingrouge 8 жыл бұрын
dnceleets 10 cool points for knowing that. The scene that pic is from makes me laugh every time.
@kodyw2960
@kodyw2960 8 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad my home state gives Cox n Crendor so much good material
@TheSnorlax7
@TheSnorlax7 8 жыл бұрын
Lol, Ignis at the end! XD
@chloegrindey3607
@chloegrindey3607 8 жыл бұрын
Justin Carson he's come up with a new recipe
@Annatizer
@Annatizer 8 жыл бұрын
"I have come up with a new recipaaaahhh!"
@xwaytothedawnx
@xwaytothedawnx 8 жыл бұрын
MattyJames Can't wait to try it
@nathanholden7540
@nathanholden7540 8 жыл бұрын
I can taste test for you.
@AGregtothePast
@AGregtothePast 8 жыл бұрын
I had already tabbed to another video and I heard "That's it!" and I was like, wait...why did I just hear Ignis? So I had to replay the last few seconds. I'm dying.
@loljustice31
@loljustice31 8 жыл бұрын
This whole thing was pure comedy gold, as funny as the older ones
@capitalwenisberry2052
@capitalwenisberry2052 8 жыл бұрын
Rainy Jane Comedy wood spray painted gold
@sirdyck2831
@sirdyck2831 8 жыл бұрын
This my favorite podcast, I listen to it almost every day.
@Chocl8215
@Chocl8215 8 жыл бұрын
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
@DearAliya
@DearAliya 8 жыл бұрын
Love this animation! It's smooth and there's little wiggling.
@Nihilore
@Nihilore 8 жыл бұрын
Just when you think the animation can't get any better
@Atratzu
@Atratzu 8 жыл бұрын
I'm never disappointed in one of these animations. As always, Love it! :D
@xavierfaust9417
@xavierfaust9417 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm willing to wear a wire to set Jesus up." MY SIDES
@tappajavittu
@tappajavittu 8 жыл бұрын
Though I knew what this was about this was still the best christmas present I've ever had.
@tappajavittu
@tappajavittu 8 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing, fuck you Jesse and Crendor >:I
@TheWolfwiththeDragon
@TheWolfwiththeDragon 7 жыл бұрын
1:28 This is the funniest one-second in the entire video! I just keep re-watching it! I can't get enough of it! XD
@Jkrue73
@Jkrue73 8 жыл бұрын
Oh Christ my towns going to be given a bad name. Damm you Tito Watts!
@teph1256
@teph1256 8 жыл бұрын
your town was already in florida, florida man.
@Jkrue73
@Jkrue73 8 жыл бұрын
Teph Hey we are almost not in Florida, North East Florida isn't like those crazies down south.
@NoThankUBeQuiet
@NoThankUBeQuiet 8 жыл бұрын
Jeffery Krueger Yah we are just the murder capital of Florida but This guy gave us a bad name....
@Jim-ti5ck
@Jim-ti5ck 8 жыл бұрын
It has to have a good name first. Pretty much the worst place in Florida.
@macmac277
@macmac277 8 жыл бұрын
These animations are turning into interpretations of their laughs now! Love it!
@Avokrypha
@Avokrypha 8 жыл бұрын
It's always a great month when a new Cox n' Crendor comes out.
@megasartshack
@megasartshack 8 жыл бұрын
Get in the bag, Stevie.
@alphacode5
@alphacode5 8 жыл бұрын
THESE JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER, YOUR ARE AWESOME DAN
@TheWarcraftLounge
@TheWarcraftLounge 8 жыл бұрын
"That's it!!!" - at the end of the video ; made my day! Merry Christmas everyone!
@mechamax7919
@mechamax7919 7 жыл бұрын
at 2:40, that is what Jesse would look like if he was in the movie Robots
@ryanmelfi482
@ryanmelfi482 8 жыл бұрын
Incredible work. I love all the different laughing animations.
@ahnwing
@ahnwing 8 жыл бұрын
This is the best Christmas gift you could have given me.
@doifhg
@doifhg 8 жыл бұрын
dude, i love you, whoever animates these is the best
@panda_instinct
@panda_instinct 8 жыл бұрын
Never clicked on a video at such regular speed before
@Askme4ful
@Askme4ful 8 жыл бұрын
Woah... the last animation (or last-last-last animation) literally showed up on my feed like. 3 hours ago. And I hadn't watched any of these animations in months lol. And suddenly there's a sequel!!! Btw great job 👍👌
@ChrononumberXIII
@ChrononumberXIII 8 жыл бұрын
The animations that go with the laughter is always my favorite part.
@YoniDude95
@YoniDude95 8 жыл бұрын
Dan's work is A+ as always, and the podcast it as well. Did not expect 2:12, and flinched at the glorious detail of Jesses face.
@ChibiWarmonger
@ChibiWarmonger 8 жыл бұрын
Dan... you bring so much joy to millions with your amazing skillz. Thank you for the work you put into these. They are so wonderful x3
@kylewhitehead1684
@kylewhitehead1684 7 жыл бұрын
I got some serious Peep Show vibes from this story. Fantastic animation as always. Those laughing animations always crack me up.
@GamerChepo
@GamerChepo 8 жыл бұрын
these are getting better and better good job man
@puregibberish
@puregibberish 7 жыл бұрын
I just discovered these animations. My life is forever changed.
@quest-fish
@quest-fish 8 жыл бұрын
I was the one who suggested this story! So happy to see it in an animation.
@spacephantomranger
@spacephantomranger 8 жыл бұрын
as soon as I heard this podcast I was hoping it would make it as an animation. and wow! not disappointed! good job man. this was fantastic!
@Fantasien1
@Fantasien1 3 жыл бұрын
These always makes me happy when I'm down 😊 I love these
@marymori8959
@marymori8959 8 жыл бұрын
Man. These have gotten so good!!
@Kasotomic
@Kasotomic 8 жыл бұрын
1:56 the animators laughing animations are just...Fucking amazing. I can't breathe, its too funny
@bmnbl
@bmnbl 8 жыл бұрын
I.... was losing my shit! Thank you
@Manzana1C
@Manzana1C 8 жыл бұрын
Now this is a great christmas gift :D
@stephaniegarza133
@stephaniegarza133 8 жыл бұрын
I love how you put Ignis in the background at the last minute of this animation!
@northuniverse
@northuniverse 8 жыл бұрын
never stop these
@MrBonethrower
@MrBonethrower 8 жыл бұрын
The animations for Jesse laughing is always pure fucking gold.
@Smilephile
@Smilephile 5 жыл бұрын
This Tito is better animated then the actual show
@clawhammr666
@clawhammr666 8 жыл бұрын
beautiful work and feels like animation quality has increased by at least 1 :P seemed actually better then others (even though most if not all been good)
@jerbax3161
@jerbax3161 8 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest Christmas gift EVER!!!
@andrewryan1480
@andrewryan1480 7 жыл бұрын
The Cox'n'Crendor miniverse is practically the best thing to come from KZbin. I would pay up to and including $40 for an anthology of tales about these people. Anyone please
@Benos04
@Benos04 8 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite bit of the entire podcast, i spent so much time laughing about this lol
@msweetmusic1
@msweetmusic1 8 жыл бұрын
Those laughing animations are pure gold!
@DjiNnToM
@DjiNnToM 7 жыл бұрын
I just Love these. The animator is just a genius! Thks guys!
@Vektor480
@Vektor480 8 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad this is back, you guys have no idea!
@ekko_
@ekko_ 8 жыл бұрын
Yet another masterpiece Dan, love it ;)
@murpaderp8461
@murpaderp8461 8 жыл бұрын
What a lovely story about drugs and idiots.
@SUScorporation
@SUScorporation 8 жыл бұрын
I did not believe it when i saw this but now that i have...i cant imagine my life without it.
@NovaCantera
@NovaCantera 8 жыл бұрын
THAT'S IT!!! I've come up with a new recipah!!!!
@stanza2261
@stanza2261 6 жыл бұрын
Nova_Canterra I was looking for this comment
@Yoruten17
@Yoruten17 8 жыл бұрын
Ignus at the end...I laughed so hard! :P
@sam23696
@sam23696 8 жыл бұрын
Those laughing animations are on point as always.
@Tarifar1
@Tarifar1 8 жыл бұрын
Best Christmas present I could have asked for!
@watyll6070
@watyll6070 8 жыл бұрын
Waited so long for this and it was worth the wait
@joshuabrennan6091
@joshuabrennan6091 8 жыл бұрын
Awww man these are always the best! Can't wait for the next one!!!
@Lavalot
@Lavalot 8 жыл бұрын
The animation and backgrounds this episode were really good
@Brad3891
@Brad3891 8 жыл бұрын
I totally remember this story when it first came out. My jaw dropped and I was laughing like a maniac.
@kokoronotomoni
@kokoronotomoni 8 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold. Not some wooden youtube gamer whos spraypainted gold.
@KyleBlues1
@KyleBlues1 8 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad this story got animated!
@CherokeeBear
@CherokeeBear 6 жыл бұрын
i die at the animations when they both are in the middle of laughing. i cant even.
@elvisdapanda193
@elvisdapanda193 4 жыл бұрын
These animations are absolutely glorious, 10outta10 👌😩👍
@namelessbuggy
@namelessbuggy 8 жыл бұрын
Holy poopers that animation was amazing!
@lieflove12
@lieflove12 8 жыл бұрын
SNAPPIE. The animator must be german...
@nobody-ye9rx
@nobody-ye9rx 5 жыл бұрын
"Florida man" is always a great way to start a story
@goliathe7654
@goliathe7654 8 жыл бұрын
Stevie get back in the bag
@Draco4472
@Draco4472 8 жыл бұрын
Best Christmas gift ever.
@almatsailaukhan9181
@almatsailaukhan9181 8 жыл бұрын
it's "Cox n Crendor's lauging animated" at this point and I love it
@LegendOfRian
@LegendOfRian 8 жыл бұрын
Happy Chrimbo bimbo Dan, great job, ur style is so pretty
@jacksonreed9408
@jacksonreed9408 8 жыл бұрын
I love the new style of animation
@itsmathu04
@itsmathu04 8 жыл бұрын
Jackson Reed, 弄
@seraphiim444
@seraphiim444 8 жыл бұрын
2 Cox n' Crendor animations between 2 months?! This is unheard of...
@StephenParlow
@StephenParlow 8 жыл бұрын
It's a Christmas miracle thanks to Tito's generosity
@moxiebees
@moxiebees 8 жыл бұрын
Animation quality is excellent!
@MedlarGW
@MedlarGW 8 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely beautiful.
@bingus9651
@bingus9651 7 жыл бұрын
now that's some fluidly animated Tito
@Evmeistah
@Evmeistah 8 жыл бұрын
this is the best one yet!!
@cuboidham
@cuboidham 4 жыл бұрын
to be fair, this business model is basically the same as what the catholic church used to do before martin luther through a hissy
@LilyBlue53
@LilyBlue53 8 жыл бұрын
Tito "gold " goldman baby. He's got gold and loves KFC.
@genericstickman5967
@genericstickman5967 8 жыл бұрын
Nice
@redaffix7320
@redaffix7320 7 жыл бұрын
GamerBlue53 Look up Rockleesmile Goldman. You will not be disappointed.
@NoahCatan
@NoahCatan 8 жыл бұрын
Excellently animated and extremely funny :D
@Bricketts
@Bricketts 8 жыл бұрын
I remember reading this in the newspaper here in Jacksonville, Fl. Ahhh man, still good stuff. This f#cking town... lol
@moonray645
@moonray645 7 жыл бұрын
the ff15 moment at the end made my day and my life
@tearoses9940
@tearoses9940 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that they used Tito from Rocket Power just adds to it xD
@cry6457
@cry6457 5 жыл бұрын
1:51 when my mum or dad catches me eating
@droideka1890
@droideka1890 7 жыл бұрын
I just realized: when Crendor says "Oh shit" in front of (literally) Heaven's Gate, he makes the MOTHER FRIKKIN' SPONGE GAR MEME FACE After, like, 27 times I watched this animation I realized...
@oldoutlet6946
@oldoutlet6946 8 жыл бұрын
Another great episode from my favourite anime series.
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