Cox n' Crendor: Tito and the Golden Tickets

[@gbrincks]

I love that the dude wants to go to a crack planet so much that he's willing to rat out Jesus. That is some dedication that I wish I had.

[@kingimpidimp7060]

Same here, I wish I was that dedicated to something

[@314epsilon]

why not try being dedicated to Jesus?

[@randomviewer9959]

I would do the same but to go to a plant of Spicy Cheetos

[@Snowmanse]

Let's be real, there is no amount of devotion to Jesus that ends with him giving you a planet of crack.

[@ThePhoenixPrince]

according to mormonism you get a planet of whatever you desire that you get to rule if you are devoted enough to the church

[@SkilesHasFun]

I want the quote "Tito Watts is the modern-day Judas" on my tombstone when I die.

[@Flemmi]

maybe youtube comments will become legaly binding in the future than you will achive your intention already.

[@admiral5960]

just write that shit down on a will, get it certified, and you're good to go.

[@Flemmi]

Baka Senpie yeah but, thats the boring way. rather make youtube comments legaly binding.

[@Guru_1092]

Let the record show that Skiles wishes to engrave his tombstone with the statement "Tito Watts is the modern-day Judas." The court session is now over. There will be free refreshments behind the local KFC.

[@SkilesHasFun]

Gamefan1092 If there's only one thing the internet can do for me, let it be this. :D

[@RNJesusVtuber]

And I say unto you: "I can confirm, I have never met Mr. Tito Watts before."

[@slugger0190]

Yeah right, i want my golden ticket

[@zeikerfourer4342]

GIVE ME A GOLDEN TICKET JESUS >:C

[@theonly6blake911]

“Unfortunately Mr. Christ, the evidence says otherwise. Your Honour, these documents I am currently holding contain definite proof of Mr. Christ’s involvement in the crime. I’d like you to look at them yourself your Honour.”

[@justinbueche7315]

@@theonly6blake911 I can assure you that evidences won't matter if you're going against the son of God at court

[@arealhuman826]

"then explain the dozens of photos of the two of you partying together?"

[@krzlcve]

Stevie is gonna go from being a background character in a Tito watts story to basically BEING Tito watts.

[@EDDB_Revived]

And then tito watts is a background character in a another florida man story to basically BEING Florida man💀

[@fgfh10004]

I love the weird interpretations of their laughs!

[@pedrosenchez5622]

Yeeeaah that one if the best best stuff xD

[@overdosediguana1873]

it is quite humorous

[@firedemon43]

He needed the money for his Rocket Power

[@jorgegutierrez8588]

The 43rd Firedemon Hardy Har Har

[@Killer_Turnip]

What if it's all a conspiracy man...think about it.

[@sairentokyatto1030]

Conspiracy Maaaaaan~

[@Midnight-Starfish]

@@Killer_Turnip *X-Files theme plays*

[@Trevthehedgehog7]

+INSERT RIMSHOT SOUND HERE+

[@InfinityD4]

At this point we need a movie. Where Guy Hero, The Grey Storm, and Florida Man have to team up for some reason.

[@matthewthomas7070]

InfinityD4 to save Jesus from Tito watts and the police

[@kalaikamalu]

Main villain is Jesus.

[@rattaker2670]

InfinityD4 Florida Man could just randomly change appearance since he isn't always the same person. Maybe in one scene he could be Jeff Waters and in the next Tito Watts.

[@InfinityD4]

he's actually made of shape shifting Bath Salts, Cocaine and Human and Dog Ashes.

[@GrimbrookInc]

InfinityD4 they all team up to fight Tito and Stevie the alien

[@shikamaru317]

Apparently this was a parody article, but it's still hilarious. Keep em' coming Dan!!!

[@timslack7568]

Is it me or has Dans animation gotten much better since Jesse started paying him?

[@timslack7568]

***** it was good before but there was just something about this one that seemed a step up in quality

[@firstnamelastname9550]

Tim Slack well he can probably spend more time on them.

[@belfideanotreal3734]

I'm pretty sure it was Brandon Turner before this. Not Daniel Taniel

[@bitgh0st]

It was always Supardanil (Daniel Tan)

[@MegaKH2fan]

Dog Bomb Brandon Turner did a fan animation of Daniel's animation in the same style. Daniel always did Cox n' Crendor.

[@mestre12]

that nebby in the bag reference was great

[@kent_cowboy]

Wait where? Cant find it?

[@sebastianwaters9498]

Kent Cowboy it's at 2:47

[@Donuts8]

Kent Cowboy 2:48

[@TrenoNeoKnight]

Came to post this. Love that meme.

[@gumpyjoe8598]

NEBBY STAY IN THERE!! I SWEAR TO JEB BUSH!!

[@QuarkGamingLLC]

A planet entirely made of crack?(Begin Star Wars Theme)

[@DaeliteJ]

Crack Wars

[@loljustice31]

This whole thing was pure comedy gold, as funny as the older ones

[@capitalwenisberry2052]

Rainy Jane Comedy wood spray painted gold

[@andreedstrom2853]

Now Christmas is truly here.

[@davcharley5001]

:):::::::::::::::::::: Enchanting :)::::::::::::: nostalgically enchanting

[@MrPicklesAndTea]

It's snowing crack cocaine on crack planet!

[@kodyw2960]

I'm so glad my home state gives Cox n Crendor so much good material

[@ashvolante4835]

you guys are great

[@davcharley5001]

Agreed

[@TheSnorlax7]

Lol, Ignis at the end! XD

[@chloegrindey3607]

Justin Carson he's come up with a new recipe

[@Annatizer]

"I have come up with a new recipaaaahhh!"

[@xwaytothedawnx]

MattyJames Can't wait to try it

[@nathanholden7540]

I can taste test for you.

[@AGregtothePast]

I had already tabbed to another video and I heard "That's it!" and I was like, wait...why did I just hear Ignis? So I had to replay the last few seconds. I'm dying.

[@sirdyck2831]

This my favorite podcast, I listen to it almost every day.

[@DearAliya]

Love this animation! It's smooth and there's little wiggling.

[@Stormeris]

What the flying fuck is wrong with FLORIDA?!

[@StarcallerCeri]

Several things.

[@TheMasterpiecePD]

Pretty sure it was revealed to be a fake story

[@KeithBallardA]

They have the third largest population in the United States and their government has a policy where they're supposed to make basically everything available to the public. Among other things this leads to arrests being very public affairs. Is Florida actually crazier? Possibly. Are we more likely to find out about crazy people there? Definitely.

[@MrJoeyWheeler]

Nash and Tara of What The Fuck Is Wrong With You have been asking that very question for over 10 years.

[@ZwizzeR]

The things we hear about through them on a weekly basis...

[@thelaughingrouge]

New CnC? Now that's a Xmas gift!

[@dnceleets]

thelaughingrouge Lina inverse eh? great anime

[@donofbran]

thelaughingrouge yes

[@thelaughingrouge]

dnceleets 10 cool points for knowing that. The scene that pic is from makes me laugh every time.

[@Atratzu]

I'm never disappointed in one of these animations. As always, Love it! :D

[@Chocl8215]

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

[@macmac277]

These animations are turning into interpretations of their laughs now! Love it!

[@tappajavittu]

Though I knew what this was about this was still the best christmas present I've ever had.

[@tappajavittu]

My stomach hurts from laughing, fuck you Jesse and Crendor >:I

[@Avokrypha]

It's always a great month when a new Cox n' Crendor comes out.

[@alphacode5]

THESE JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER, YOUR ARE AWESOME DAN

[@spacephantomranger]

as soon as I heard this podcast I was hoping it would make it as an animation. and wow! not disappointed! good job man. this was fantastic!

[@Askme4ful]

Woah... the last animation (or last-last-last animation) literally showed up on my feed like. 3 hours ago. And I hadn't watched any of these animations in months lol. And suddenly there's a sequel!!! Btw great job 👍👌

[@doifhg]

dude, i love you, whoever animates these is the best

[@ryanmelfi482]

Incredible work. I love all the different laughing animations.

[@TheWarcraftLounge]

"That's it!!!" - at the end of the video ; made my day! Merry Christmas everyone!

[@kylewhitehead1684]

I got some serious Peep Show vibes from this story. Fantastic animation as always. Those laughing animations always crack me up.

[@ahnwing]

This is the best Christmas gift you could have given me.

[@quest-fish]

I was the one who suggested this story! So happy to see it in an animation.

[@ChrononumberXIII]

The animations that go with the laughter is always my favorite part.

[@Jkrue73]

Oh Christ my towns going to be given a bad name. Damm you Tito Watts!

[@teph1256]

your town was already in florida, florida man.

[@Jkrue73]

Teph Hey we are almost not in Florida, North East Florida isn't like those crazies down south.

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

Jeffery Krueger Yah we are just the murder capital of Florida but This guy gave us a bad name....

[@Jim-ti5ck]

It has to have a good name first. Pretty much the worst place in Florida.

[@stephaniegarza133]

I love how you put Ignis in the background at the last minute of this animation!

[@TheWolfwiththeDragon]

1:28 This is the funniest one-second in the entire video! I just keep re-watching it! I can't get enough of it! XD

[@GamerChepo]

these are getting better and better good job man

[@clawhammr666]

beautiful work and feels like animation quality has increased by at least 1 :P seemed actually better then others (even though most if not all been good)

[@ChibiWarmonger]

Dan... you bring so much joy to millions with your amazing skillz. Thank you for the work you put into these. They are so wonderful x3

[@puregibberish]

I just discovered these animations. My life is forever changed.

[@Benos04]

this is my favorite bit of the entire podcast, i spent so much time laughing about this lol

[@Fantasien1]

These always makes me happy when I'm down 😊 I love these

[@panda_instinct]

Never clicked on a video at such regular speed before

[@xavierfaust9417]

"I'm willing to wear a wire to set Jesus up." MY SIDES

[@andrewryan1480]

The Cox'n'Crendor miniverse is practically the best thing to come from KZbin. I would pay up to and including $40 for an anthology of tales about these people. Anyone please

[@bmnbl]

I.... was losing my shit! Thank you

[@marymori8959]

Man. These have gotten so good!!

[@mechamax7919]

at 2:40, that is what Jesse would look like if he was in the movie Robots

[@Vektor480]

I'm so glad this is back, you guys have no idea!

[@Manzana1C]

Now this is a great christmas gift :D

[@SUScorporation]

I did not believe it when i saw this but now that i have...i cant imagine my life without it.

[@megasartshack]

Get in the bag, Stevie.

[@msweetmusic1]

Those laughing animations are pure gold!

[@DjiNnToM]

I just Love these. The animator is just a genius! Thks guys!

[@watyll6070]

Waited so long for this and it was worth the wait

[@Kasotomic]

1:56 the animators laughing animations are just...Fucking amazing. I can't breathe, its too funny

[@sam23696]

Those laughing animations are on point as always.

[@cuboidham]

to be fair, this business model is basically the same as what the catholic church used to do before martin luther through a hissy

[@ekko_]

Yet another masterpiece Dan, love it ;)

[@Brad3891]

I totally remember this story when it first came out. My jaw dropped and I was laughing like a maniac.

[@MrBonethrower]

The animations for Jesse laughing is always pure fucking gold.

[@NovaCantera]

THAT'S IT!!! I've come up with a new recipah!!!!

[@stanza2261]

Nova_Canterra I was looking for this comment

[@Smilephile]

This Tito is better animated then the actual show

[@simplyexpress3981]

Even though the story is fake, it’s still funny

[@murpaderp8461]

What a lovely story about drugs and idiots.

[@northuniverse]

never stop these

[@Yoruten17]

Ignus at the end...I laughed so hard! :P

[@Lavalot]

The animation and backgrounds this episode were really good

[@Tarifar1]

Best Christmas present I could have asked for!

[@seraphiim444]

2 Cox n' Crendor animations between 2 months?! This is unheard of...

[@joshuabrennan6091]

Awww man these are always the best! Can't wait for the next one!!!

[@elvisdapanda193]

These animations are absolutely glorious, 10outta10 👌😩👍

[@kokoronotomoni]

This is pure gold. Not some wooden youtube gamer whos spraypainted gold.

[@jerbax3161]

This is the greatest Christmas gift EVER!!!

[@YoniDude95]

Dan's work is A+ as always, and the podcast it as well. Did not expect 2:12, and flinched at the glorious detail of Jesses face.

[@CherokeeBear]

i die at the animations when they both are in the middle of laughing. i cant even.

[@almatskhan]

it's "Cox n Crendor's lauging animated" at this point and I love it

[@KyleBlues1]

I'm so glad this story got animated!

[@lieflove12]

SNAPPIE. The animator must be german...

[@nobody-ye9rx]

"Florida man" is always a great way to start a story

[@WingCap0]

I heard about this like a year ago or something. Whatever those two were on, it was some serious stuff.

[@jacksonreed9408]

I love the new style of animation

[@theOrdinaryi]

Jackson Reed， 弄

[@namelessbuggy]

Holy poopers that animation was amazing!

[@StephenParlow]

It's a Christmas miracle thanks to Tito's generosity

[@tearoses9940]

The fact that they used Tito from Rocket Power just adds to it xD

[@goliathe7654]

Stevie get back in the bag

[@LegendOfRian]

Happy Chrimbo bimbo Dan, great job, ur style is so pretty

[@droideka1890]

I just realized: when Crendor says "Oh shit" in front of (literally) Heaven's Gate, he makes the MOTHER FRIKKIN' SPONGE GAR MEME FACE After, like, 27 times I watched this animation I realized...

[@cryaboutitblud]

1:51 when my mum or dad catches me eating

[@Draco4472]

Best Christmas gift ever.

[@moonray645]

the ff15 moment at the end made my day and my life

[@Bricketts]

I remember reading this in the newspaper here in Jacksonville, Fl. Ahhh man, still good stuff. This f#cking town... lol

[@bingus9651]

now that's some fluidly animated Tito

[@oldoutlet6946]

Another great episode from my favourite anime series.

[@runmare]

the entire city of Jacksonville is behind a giant KFC

[@MedlarGW]

This is absolutely beautiful.

[@davidjacobson6791]

The new C'n'C logo looks like an adorably sad crab

[@moxiebees]

Animation quality is excellent!