CoxCon 2015 - Coffeh Time! /w Dodger and Friends!

[@rileyfreeman4606]

I freaking love how Crendor got applause about 4 times for doing absolutely nothing.

[@NauyaIsOnline]

He is the master of non-content after all.

[@Isabelsbookshelf]

All throughout this video I was looking at Dodger like she put the stars in the sky. She is my hero and everything she does makes me happy as long as she's happy. Her videos helped me through suicidal thoughts, self-harm, and an eating disorder. I cannot thank her enough for helping me realize that I was actually worth something, that I didn't need to hurt myself, that I was enough. She is one of the best things that ever happened to me. I don't think Sam realizes how much of a treasure his girlfriend is. Dodger, without a shadow of a doubt, saved my life, and I wish her nothing but the best.

[@MegaTobins696]

inoffensive coddler I don't really get how that's what you got from his comment? Was it Creepy? YES But i didn't get any "bang" vibes.

[@mardubood3613]

She was really nice to meet I kind of stalked her there a bit in order to get a chance to say hi, I was super nervous because she's awesome but she thanked me for saying hi and was so so sweet and teeny tiny

[@fgfh10004]

Laura's Ukraine story full on killed me, holy shit that was funny. Really hope we get to see more of her with the co-optional gang, she gels really well with all of them.

[@hipsterplatypus]

Zombirate white knighting much..

[@beggar6042]

Zombirate I never liked Laura K. I didn't even know of all the drama until someone actually told me, i honestly didn't know.

[@-BlazeK-]

Dennis Fung what drama?

[@beggar6042]

Blazekingz when she was on the COOP podcast there was a lot of hate for her on the subreddit, nasty stuff, and an unusual amount of dislikes on the VoD it's a vocal minority like TB said in an audio podcast but it's still rediculous. soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/we-need-to-have-words

[@-BlazeK-]

Dennis Fung oh yea as soon as it went live i knew poeple would complain. Its just the way you wrote your sentence made me think that she did something fucked up after the podcast or something.

[@Tyranzor64]

Crendor is the god of non-content

[@ForklifterMatt]

Tyranzor Katastrophe Dodger is the god of coffee and anime bullshit. Jesse is the god of shameless whores. And TB is the god of Britain.

[@jhart6764]

+ForklifterMatt no jesse is the god of selling out.

[@andrewplck]

Correction - he is non-god of non-content.

[@TheNZJester]

***** Dodger is only the Priestess of Anime Bullshit. She worships the goddess of Anime Bullshit Happileeerin.

[@kemonoautumnfall6331]

TB is the god of Game Setting

[@user-dd7sb4zh1s]

Crendor's hair be looking FABULOOOUS

[@guiv5412]

Tati Likes Smiles Better then the shaved head.

[@user-dd7sb4zh1s]

Gui Valenzi Meh... Crendor is fabulous all the time tho so it doesn't really matter XD

[@trippinmegatron4585]

Tati Likes Smiles Especially in Non-content

[@user-dd7sb4zh1s]

Trippin Megatron OF COURSE

[@FruitMonger360]

2015 Crendor: I have a great colon 2020 Crendor: I have IBS and no Gall Bladder and am a hypochondriac

[@magicaltawy1204]

I just noticed how tiny Crendor looks.

[@JstarGames]

Gustavo Nazario Tiny little Crendor, so adorable

[@Arkwite]

Gustavo Nazario especially compared to Jesse. looking like he could lift crendor up and break his back over his knee

[@Arkwite]

Demitrium bragging about being a king of manlets on the internet smh

[@kenbergison9740]

Demitrium k.

[@Arkwite]

Exactly. There's nothing special about you or your average height.

[@RobotGustaCake]

CoxCon 2015: The place where an audience of hundreds cheer for someone to drink a cup of coffee.

[@neosaneo2]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE ACTUALLY POSTING EVERYTHING I THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER EMPTY PROMISE I LOVE YOU FOREVER JEESSSEEE

[@NathanCassidy721]

"Traveling broadens the mind..." That requires having a mind in the first place. As Crendor proves.

[@Duraccano]

That was a super fun panel! And I'm glad Laura decided to join in on the spot! She's hilarious!

[@TheHellthirteen]

This was an awesome panel to watch, LauraK was a brilliant addition, and I didn't even mind sitting on the floor to watch it :) even if I did smack my head on the fire extinguisher!

[@TheJamieellis]

TheHellthirteen Oof, bet that hurt :P I just love how she wasn't planned to be there, it was just "hey, wanna join in?" :')

[@drow_Lilith9940]

i am hoping what happen with Laura with the podcast dont stop her returning in the futher to it

[@lcmiracle]

ryan bell what happened?

[@drow_Lilith9940]

lcmiracle many people give her hassemesnt and thearts mostly for her voice and treangrander stuff TB talked about it on his soundclound he was not happy

[@dagtadagta]

+lcmiracle soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/we-need-to-have-words

[@drow_Lilith9940]

dagtadagta thank you kindly

[@dagtadagta]

ryan bell no problem

[@OttoPussner]

I really like Laura's voice! It sounds positive, and like she's always telling a joke.

[@terraincognitagaming]

loooolllzzman12 Lol. "sounds positive" its a dude trying to sound like a woman.

[@LLPTV]

Terra Incognita Gaming And the point for bringing that up was? I'd like to think most people don't give two fucks one way or the other.

[@Revan52014]

+Terra Incognita Gaming don't be mean

[@corporalcallosum2222]

+Terra Incognita Gaming The podcast already said you're not welcome ^_^

[@Revan52014]

Terra Incognita Gaming screw off T.B. even said he doesn't want people like you around on his and his friends audiences

[@MysteryFaceX]

I'm glad they pulled Laura on stage. I saw her sitting at the front row at the beginning of the last video and was wondering if she'll participate. And lol at Laura succeeding in getting the colour that Dodger wanted while Dodger's turned white.

[@paulbutler4321]

While watching this video, I suddenly realized, that all they do is talk about video games and my life has no meaning.

[@FastestGunNJ]

It's ungodly how astounding a human being you are. Thank you for making my morning.

[@devilsadvocate22289]

*slow clap of win*

[@itztehendd]

Paul Butler Dude, i know right i mean all video games are stupid you're not really shooting terrorists or winning the World Cup, you're just pressing buttons i just feels like I'm just pressing buttons and my life has no meaning,

[@jorisvandenbroeck6609]

itztehendd How does winning the World Cup have any more meaning ?

[@itztehendd]

Jiri Van den It wasn't me that said that i was quoting and mocking a Polygon article from a ignorant games journalist who wrote it when going to see Rock Band 4

[@MalisinECila]

Crendor is a man of few words, but when he speaks it's so wise.

[@SteveIsWatching]

These panels are so great. Can't wait for the next CoxCon!

[@MegaTobins696]

Loved this COFFEH panel way too much! Another awesome Cox Con upload!

[@walterwhite7376]

I had misjudged Crendor, he is actually a very good and funny guy

[@Nihilore]

Jesse is the only youtuber whose outro i watch every time, because fuck that song is awesome

[@ZeusEBoy]

I'm loving the crendor x stripping bromance

[@ZeusEBoy]

*Strippin

[@Pr0xRESOLUTE]

+Austin Christensen either way it's steamy :^)

[@jhart6764]

+Quibli hey spaghetti is straight but steam can change that.

[@jhart6764]

WhatTheCarl ya youtube screwed up for some weird reason.

[@Twohalfman]

Finally thanks for being awasome Jesse Cox

[@Silver82b]

Dodger at Anime Expo was great. But Dodger at Coxcon with Jesse, Crendor and Laura was just pure magic!

[@meadowfrance]

"It's alright." -Crendor's review of everything

[@foxliam10]

In a cup

[@swarm69]

Liam ferris covered in bees

[@Titoichi1986]

***** and beetles

[@Doodlemaster54]

I drink coffee substitute, cuz I have too much energy

[@TheActualVimple]

Damn it, now I have to decide to watch this or the livestream going on :P

[@AcornRiot]

The live stream probably has 6 more hours you can watch this

[@redjester71]

inoffensive coddler but the vod will still be there so it doesnt matter

[@kekero540]

+redjester71 but chat.

[@vlogergames]

13 minutes in and my jaws actually hurt from laughing so far. thanks for making my day!

[@Hoztyle619]

As a mexican, there is something fundametally wrong with telling someone to try mexican food in LA...

[@AstrumG2V]

Hoztyle sorry m8, not all of us can take a quick trip around the corner to pick up mexican in mexico ;)

[@TheSkyrimmaniac]

Beckett Pierce I am used to Mexican Food and Tex Mex from South Texas, never tried LA Mexican.

[@Hoztyle619]

Astrum G2V Hahaha, fair enough, Just believe that the first apporach to a country's cuisine should be in that country.

[@fucker661]

Don't see why. a lot of the recipes from the restaurants come from southern mexico.

[@jjjuser1]

Hoztyle Seriously? I'm not flying to India just so I can eat "authentic" Saag, or Vietnam for pho. There are plenty of good Mexican places in LA that are on par with ones in Mexico.

[@zelex55]

i never realized how small crendor and dodger were till jesse sits down

[@APUGuru]

Holy crap, I didn't know Laura was at coxcon. That's awesome!

[@SternSupremacy]

Dodger is so freaking adorable!

[@aphexius3287]

I feel like Crendor could be a honorary Brit, his comedic timing is spot on. He doesn't speak much but it's quality when he does.

[@micheals1992]

I'm so gutted Dodger won't be at coxcon this year :(

[@susanmireles9686]

This makes me happy. Never watched Coffeh Time before but now I am interested for more Coffeh Time.

[@BuckieTronik]

Crendor “The world is going to end in the 2024” Jesse “Why is the world is going to end in the 2024?” Crendor “Why Not” xD

[@Davidofthelost]

BuckieTronik Crendor might just be right.

[@austinfarley4971]

2020 checking in. This is starting to become more and more likely at least in the states.

[@SuperAsian1045]

Hell yeah Laura's here! Love you Laura you're awesome!

[@tierneymichaela]

sorry to ask but it's not in the description--does anyone know laura's twitter or other social media places? she seems like a funny sweetheart and i'd like to see what else she does!

[@sillypookmonster]

This has been a great couple of weeks for bonus Laura content =D

[@GamingwithDeeEXC]

"DRINK IT CRENDOR" *Crendor obey's without hesitation, drinking the remainder of his coffee.* PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who finds this hilarious.

[@PieLover5000]

Awwww, nobody else gets coffee but Dodger! It would have been nice if they all got matching coffee mugs.

[@purplesquishyman6501]

Then sell them online

[@jstryker22]

PurpleSquishyMan Maybe for a charity, etc...

[@saltelkdruid]

YAY! Laura!!! I would love for someone to do some colabs with her!

[@wjaz7219]

man crendor's hair is looking pretty fucking sweet

[@Rkiver]

Coxcon was awesome, really awesome, and having Laura pulled up there too just made it even better for me.

[@alexanderjamesaustin]

now thats an outro i havent heard in a while

[@TetraSky]

+Alex Austin You haven't watched any videos in the last month or what...

[@SarcasticPossum]

She is a ball of sunshine.

[@09spidy]

There are so many gems that come out of Credor's mouth, like: "Crendor: The world's gonna end in 2024. Cox: Wait, why 2024? - Why not? - Touche."

[@daekemi5066]

Laura has a Life is Strange T-shirt! (Chloe's)

[@MordekaiGlint]

I really liked Laura and i wanted to go into the comment section to see if i could find some info about her youtube account or something, and i read the comments, and i see all the shit she is getting, and i just feel sad, just, sad. People are mean. *sigh*

[@kribblton]

+Tierney Roberts @LauraKBuzz and she is also a host of Podquisition, Jim Sterlings Podcast.

[@TheAffronted]

I love laura, she is one of the funniest women in the games media.

[@MrZardini]

***** This Laura... She's the one with blue hair?

[@TheAffronted]

yes

[@MisterZee92]

+TheAffronted "woman"

[@AshyGr33n]

+Mr. Z oh boy here we go again

[@MrZardini]

Mr. Z I didn't want to go there, but... Uh, yes, her facial features seemed quite... manly (?) to me. (This is my first time seeing here. I hadn't heard of her before.) I have nothing against it. I was just abit surprised.

[@MagicShagg]

dodger, I have only just discovered you, and I love you with all my might !

[@yaaaaergh]

Love you dooger, keep up the good work.

[@TheDarkFable]

Oh god the last 10 minutes with Crendor. Holy Fk I am dying.

[@JoseMarquezLam]

Crendor is the next Buddha.

[@CriticalHart]

Crendor is a gift to mankind

[@freakoffer]

Crendor looks like a middle-aged man from the 90s... They were talking about coffee table books and no mention of Kramer's infamous coffee table book, about coffee tables that folds out into a coffee table... Man I want that book

[@MichealIkruhara]

When Crendor said the world is ending in 2024, I thought to myself "Oh fuck, do I have to go Google another apocalypse myth?"

[@Truncatedicosidodecahedron]

cant wait for crendor and sam panel to be uploaded , crendors KILLIN it!

[@shaniksthenameweedsmygame1276]

An hour of nothing. It is beautiful.

[@sniperboi21]

Jesse, you may not have made it to one million subs by the time you wanted, but how many KZbinrs have a damn convention for themselves?

[@Lockbaconwithmagic]

I love how they just randomly pulled Laura up from the audience. That was amazing.

[@TheAngryMoth104]

Absolutely love Lauras stuff :3

[@KjHeid]

"drink it Crendor" Jessie Cox King of the Nerds

[@sonofwiseii]

Kinda wishing I could like this twice...I liked it so early on, then later something made me burst out laughing and I tried to like it again, and I think you know where the story goes from here...

[@KeeganB7]

laura reminds me of RPGMinx sooo much

[@sinswhisper9588]

i am also that guy who is still drinking coffee when its cold ... piping hot at 8am (or whenever i wake up) then still drinking it at like 3pm

[@SyaoranXSakura34]

Okay, this is golden commentary.

[@manictiger]

Sugar mellows out the sourness in lower grade Arabica, but also increases blood sugar (a good thing if you use it).

[@rottebarnethellen]

I didn't knew who Laura were before the con. I just randomly talked with her in the bar before the con, bc. I wanted to know where she bought the colour for her hair xp , then suddenly she were at the panel.

[@joisama]

These are soooooooo fucking HILARIOUS!! XD Can't wait for the next one, I love ya all.

[@charlotteegremont7964]

Coffeh time makes me so haaaappy 💖

[@SultanOfPing8967]

someone had to make the flying high reference and i'm happy jesse did it

[@rijden-nu]

My poop story is that I shit my pants laughing at the poop stories. Literally. I needed to go for a while but had too much fun listening. Ended up being to late.

[@jaratt85]

I love how Jesse's pirate voice is just a old drunken irishman... leave it to old Redbeard. Ammoniumn nitrate is a very common fertilizer and it is also used to make explosives, whether IEDs or in quarries to split rocks etc.

[@TSotP]

Jesse, once you've the Banana CoxCon logo next year. The following year, get right on a health kick in the lead up to CoxCon 2017, and get the logo as a Cucumber

[@TheMikesc15]

Dawwww... really wanna go next year now

[@patu8010]

47:48 Wait, this is the same secret Seattle thing she mentioned in a vlog, right? It's been a year since they filmed it and I still don't know what it is. So curious.

[@TheCrosshare]

Laura sounds a lot like RPGMinx, maybe it's just the way they speak, or the accent, or some such, but could fool me :p

[@Prowlzian]

TheCrosshare I actually thought that she was Minx Q_Q I was like....omg

[@TheCrosshare]

Proli Yeah same, i had to doublecheck online what minx's real name was :p

[@goodjoejoe]

TheCrosshare Aren't they both from Brighton. Maybe that's why they sound similar. Still would be a huge coincidence that they sound like twins.

[@babydollface]

TheCrosshare Really? I can't hear it.

[@TheCrosshare]

***** Maybe it's the setting. Sounds more like minx because that might be how she sounds live. If that makes sense.

[@dohgameman676]

Where's the last panel with TB?

[@Crossark1]

The other woman's voice for a dude was so on-point I thought it was someone she'd pulled from the audience.

[@kevinn3438]

Is it wrong that car wash / taco restaurant sounds fantastic.

[@MadBunnyRabbit]

How do they close the gate? I've never heard of such a thing. Does it mean that boarding has finished and the plane was ready to take off or something like that?

[@StarcallerCeri]

Disappointed in all the shit Laura is getting in the comments.

[@robertkoerber3309]

I don't think Laura is funny at all. It has nothing to do with her being trans, it's just her personality that seems weak. I actually find it dissapointing that it seems that anyone who dislikes Laura is a bigot.

[@Laura-lv1ke]

Robert Koerber Its more the fact that people are quite literally being transphobic, i.e "THAT WOMANS A MAN," "her voice is so annoying" "whys that dude in a dress"

[@robertkoerber3309]

+Laura Barrie fair nuff

[@octosquidy4759]

+Robert Koerber wait laura was the one with blue hair? i thought that was yogscast zoey... what is my life right now x.x

[@WirlWind494]

+The Ladydork The average age of Jesse's fanbase is probably quite low. Hopefully they'll grow up some day.

[@hawkeyegough9090]

that taco story really got to me on a spiritual level

[@MrAatami]

Drinking too much coffee is a thing, not very bad for health, but very unpleasant and doesn't go away when you have reached that point. After six years I still can't drink coffee more than a mouthful without feeling like shit for couple of hours. It increases heart rate which makes you feel like throwing up. What triggered it for me was basically not sleeping for three days while going to school, work and playing WoW: Cataclysm after being sick for almost a month. I went through a pound of coffee in two days.

[@MrAatami]

+MrAatami Like everything else in life... it needs to be moderated.

[@Saphirefenix]

I nearly peed laughing. Best Coffee Time ever xD

[@Observerofworlds]

Ok, so Jessie studied history, Dodger drama, and TB economy? What did Crendor study?

[@macmac277]

OMG> Laura when tried to impersonate the man's voice. She's amazing!

[@3croN]

MadDany I think that might be his original voice. That makes me think how much work he put in into changing it. Respect.

[@Quarter360]

+Caylon Turnage 3croN believes that sex is definitive of gender, not belief. So him using 'he' is within his belief.

[@3croN]

Nick Rhodes Thank you for understanding.

[@Quarter360]

3croN Few of us do.

[@ANGRYmuffin9000]

+Caylon Turnage dude that depends on the case, and it's confusing, so it's always best to ask the person how they want to be adressed

[@GrandWizardBingus]

Theres alot of comments on this about Laura or w.e but to. Dodgers hella gorgeous.

[@robunnilynn6756]

Does anyone know Laura's twitter?

[@robunnilynn6756]

I found it by looking on the Co-Optional Podcast she was on :)

[@Belvie]

Robin Lynn She's been on two, both are very good!

[@Davies46]

ok so whens totalbiscon and presshearttocon?

[@DarkPhoenixGaming92]

IT'S COFFEE CON! Yes, I went there.

[@RaydeusMX]

Man that was a nice episode of Coffee time.

[@snabbeman]

How many did attend the coxCon? :D

[@mardubood3613]

I was there I think the number was just under a thousand

[@swarm69]

BLACK COFFEE IS BEST COFFEE!

[@ladyoftheworlds]

Was the lounge also recorded?

[@whitehawk3638]

Ragnaros 1001 Really? lol I guarantee they recorded every single panel. Jesse is just feeding it to us real slow like.

[@xorban]

Ragnaros 1001 there is an unofficial vod of the lounge on yt already, but he said everything was recorded

[@NathanCassidy721]

He did have a 24 hour live stream that he did.

[@skylonk965]

I bet Crendor's like me, tiny when he slouches and a giant upon standing. Unsure why, but I take comfort in this.

[@ScrinGeneral17]

People are people. Their choices may differ, but that doesn't make anyone inferior to you or me. Actually TB explains this a lot better : soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/we-need-to-have-words

[@xphoenix1234x]

I feel like Crendor is my spiritual animal.