CoxCon 2016 - Revenge of the Q&A

[@shadowtactition2420]

man why does jesse still not have a million subscribers .

[@Davidofthelost]

Still does not. Remember the Year of a Million Subs outro? How long ago was that?

[@thijmenzuiderwijk6480]

Fixed!

[@REDZ28won]

Why Jesse doesn't have way over a million subs is hard to understand. Jesse is great.

[@Kimmyfuzzygogglepage]

I mean it's Jesse :)

[@fabledfawn7377]

Love Jesse's videos and just love that Crendor showed up on stage. Crendor's presence makes everything better :D lol need to go to the next Coxcon.

[@KoolStar95]

Jesse goes mad with power and I'm loving every second of it.

[@bigjavo36]

Con con con con con con con

[@lydianelson884]

Everything about this is a...

[@fishandham1]

Con con con con con con con

[@kooler166]

+vennthrax You all gave me your money its a

[@kytoons5950]

con con con con

[@ComanderScar]

Everything about me is a

[@kiramoth2766]

the comments book for TB is such a amazing idea

[@EZnihon]

I swear to fucking god the word "cringe" is causing global warming.

[@repressedpeaseant6560]

it's a meme for teenage edge lords. /r/cringe has encouraged it to ridiculous levels. I get that somethings are somewhat embarrassing and actually are cringeworthy but to say it to literally everything is just dumb. " look someone wearing different clothes than me CRINNNGGGGGEEEEEEEEE " sorry but if your into that, your just an asshole, at least these people are enjoying themselves and getting to meet there Idol instead of taking cheap pot shots behind a key board. Jesse did a good job entertaining a huge crowd more than the top comment fuckwad could ever do.

[@booboogieman]

+Repressed Peaseant I love the word edgelord. Never stop using that Internet

[@booboogieman]

+Dwain Spencer Report him

[@john_smith_john]

can I just copy/paste this comment everywhere

[@roji556]

"It's my convention. I'll Wait." - Jesse Cox, 2016

[@nordicfatcheese]

Is there a video of TB getting the book of positive comments?

[@bradym67]

I assume it was hopefully given to him on the co-optional podcast panel if there was one and the person managed to get it to him.

[@goliver9991]

what happaened ?

[@rudyhero1995]

I thought that panel was canceled?

[@picaludica]

I'm pretty sure it was filmed, but no official footage has been uploaded yet. :) It happened after Cooptional Lounge, which was the last panel of the convention. There was a standing ovation, it was a very moving moment.

[@mariekejee18]

+Pica Ludica was it the same panel as the bain of humanity that was just uploaded?

[@TheBW309]

How does Crendor make everything better by being there

[@succskeleton]

thank you for two videos today Jesse! one before work and one after

[@twentylush]

jesse's hand motions mimicked Trumps. not even joking. but I was smiling so hard this entire video, it was so funny - youre a great mediator between yourself and 10,000 people

[@UnsentBigby]

going next year definitely.

[@topanteon]

Dude, you're killing me with the lack of Life is Strange ending

[@picaludica]

Jesse has been ill after CoxCon, and his voice is unfortunately still in a bad shape. He's doing his best to get better, he's anxious to get back to work. :) Videos are coming soon, I'm sure, but he needs to be able to record first.

[@topanteon]

***** Umm. I think he and Dodger recoreded Life is Strange in one sitting or something like that.

[@picaludica]

There was at least two recording sessions - he did say at one point during the podcast that he couldn't upload more Life Is Strange because he and Dodger had to record the rest. Perhaps they still haven't finished it. :)

[@picaludica]

To be fair, he has shaken hands with, selfie'd with and hugged over a thousand people during that weekend. It would have been miraculous if he *hadn't* fallen I'll after that. :p

[@TheNeverNight]

Whoa, Jessie is the greatest Diva of KZbin.

[@Frosty4427]

The positive comment book for TB was amazing

[@siliarba]

Thanks, I'm so glad so many people jumped on it and how many took their time to look for me to sign the book.

[@darthinvader9652]

Get well soon Jesse

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

Want I really want to know though was did any asshole actually spoil the surprise for TB or did it remain a secret till completed?

[@picaludica]

Judging by his reaction when he received the book, I'm pretty sure the entire con kept it secret ;) It was a very moving moment, I hope they will upload footage of that.

[@CountPenta]

WTF is that footage?? I wanna see it!!

[@picaludica]

Well, there has been no official uploads yet. I was there, so that's why I'm talking about it. :) Hopefully, it was filmed and will be uploaded eventually. Alternatively, you can look for fan footage - there was someone in the audience last year who filmed pretty much the whole thing and uploaded it on KZbin, I'm sure there's something similar available for this year!

[@thefatheroflies7921]

Everything about Jesse Cox completes me.

[@LollyGames]

I didn't know Simon had his own convention :)

[@LANSl0t]

What if it was revealed that they were actually both brothers and were reaping in the profit from both polaris and the yogscast and sharing it

[@DeadintheDark]

Someone is going to make a "Jesse at the con" remix and it's going to be amazing.

[@Joeyfield0]

okay, positive questions: you got me to dream about video game settings and showed me the way to many new topics. Please come back.

[@killzer990]

IS HE A SQUID OR IS HE A KID

[@booboogieman]

Yes.

[@elisarenko2539]

Crendor makes everything better

[@violetsnow804]

I love Jesse

[@windglassbluebird]

The con song killed me XD

[@chrisellis4979]

Love the idea of that positive comment book, wish I could have been there to put something in there.

[@vladenache6937]

I enjoyed this.

[@Ephieites]

Thank god for Jim 'Fucking' Sterling, son.

[@GoggleFoetus]

Please tell me this is the video where Terraria comes up and the video is shown, I need that crowd reaction so badly... EDIT: FUCK!

[@picaludica]

It was during a panel where Jesse, Genna and TB were on stage together, so it must have been after Cooptional Lounge (I already don't remember, how can this be D:)

[@GoggleFoetus]

***** Alcohol?

[@picaludica]

Nah, I don't drink much. Probably CoxPox aftereffects :p

[@ColtaineCrows]

That happened during the end of the Cooptional Lounge, sooo.

[@GoggleFoetus]

ColtaineCrows So it didn't get filmed I guess is what you're saying.

[@baastex]

and suddenly next weeks cooptional podcast features jim sterling

[@corporalcallosum2222]

Those hearthstone cards were actually pretty funny lmao

[@BazookaTooth707]

This was surprisingly very comical

[@LeGioNnd]

0 dislikes, because only nerds watch Cox and nerds are nice people.

[@matteospeedwagon8139]

if only all nerds were nice but then we have the League community

[@AARONMACKENZIE]

Nerds are also contrarians, so that's gonna change.

[@crytolistic]

Nope, not all are nerds, like me, i'm not a nerd.

[@crytolistic]

NOOO, I REFUSE TO BE ONE OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tries to escape the mob*

[@pixelbitHD]

That shirt always makes me smile :D

[@CaptainOvious123]

Jesse didn't even thank the people who got him gifts! :(

[@xSolraccarloSx]

Lmfao Jesse's such a fun and cool person. That was certainly a video.

[@dnakatomiuk]

Well done on another successful Cox con I hole your 2017 tour and I hole to be able to go next year

[@fx-muldr4948]

36:14 OH MY GOD. I HATE MY VOICE.

[@socail2]

Everybody hates their own voice why do you think people get others to edit videos for them

[@Aiika__]

I thought your question was probably the funniest there tbh

[@DozifJuggles]

dont worry everyone else does too jk jk

[@Benjitsu_]

could be worse

[@DragonZerul]

who cares, your question was brilliant :D

[@jessicaluinski2254]

I literally need that shirt in my life, like immediately

[@JordeezyD23]

Jesse answering that girl about making things weird between TB and her had me dying omg I LOVE COX CON

[@LouieLaCompte]

36:25 - That fan art was way too easy to find.

[@VenseyNess]

Holy heck you're right Crtl + Shift + N, then "Jesse Cox Totalbiscuit Terraria Jesse being held down by vines" Finds it like two rows down. I imagined it being... different.

[@LouieLaCompte]

All I needed was "Jesse Cox TotalBiscuit fan art" and it was in the second row.

[@VenseyNess]

***** I mean, with the thing that I searched the top row was basically exclusively terraria thumbnails

[@stevie_ily]

I found it... Time to pour some holy water on my eyes.

[@Sith9890]

Crendor with the Skyrim roast. Bless him

[@spectreincarnate4752]

Don't forget to use CoxCondom-ents for your CoxCondom-ents for your CoxCondom-ents for your CoxCondom-ents for your CoxCondom-ents for your.......

[@sirderpington7704]

cox con con con con con starts at 30:20. con con con con con con con ~

[@Garmanddarksun]

Sir Derpington I have been looking for this for like.... a day.

[@ThatnerdStella]

i need to go to cox con.

[@redinglis2753]

Jesse is just like, YES, BATHE IN MY GLOOOOOORRRRRRYYYYYYYY

[@Frownigami]

Well. Now we know how Jesse got sick. Handshakes, hat wearing and beard rubbing.

[@drlerky2539]

the most extreme con EVER

[@TurikoYemontoshi]

So, for anyone who was there at coxcon, at what event did the handing of the book to TB happen? I'm likely going to skim some of the videos, but i wouldn't want to miss that moment.

[@ShroudedWolf51]

"I have you the ultimate power!" BRING ON THE NANO-BOOST!!!

[@PlebNC]

And the mystery of the outro song is revealed.

[@hobanagerik]

The book idea was great.

[@Ixia.]

6:30... so that's how he got sick... the handshake!

[@jonarda01]

I really want Jesse to try a Tim Tam slam and see his mind explode

[@ciflores0]

Oh man, I was wondering where the outro song came from!

[@jaratt85]

to the guy that wanted a selfie but said he wasn't an asshole I have these words for you to remember "I'm not an asshole, I'm a hemorrhoid, I irritate assholes" You sir are welcome. (I love that Jeff Bridges meme) Jesse needs to have a ball pit... but instead of an actual one it's just a hole in the ground with a bunch of pictures of people's balls in it... There's your ball pit.

[@foobloo101]

Jim NEEDS to address the call out on the Jimquisition

[@TheCrazyDcoolest]

Blizzard needs to make a card called mojomaker in honor of Jesse.

[@Starman_Dx]

And thats how Jesse got sick.

[@charlesgray6385]

There are some men who shouldn't have this much power....

[@MRDLT00]

Someone needs to animate Jesse's tank comedy sketch idea! XD

[@JoriDiculous]

The daner of asking Jesse a question and get something back.. You *really* have to work for it :D

[@phoenix_dreams6206]

Good to know where that end clip came from.

[@Raytexifire]

16:46 that voice sounds awfully familiar, if it is mangaminx or the one girl who was on the pannel last year as well on co-optional podcast? who i cant remember whos name is

[@picaludica]

Yep, that's Laura K. :) That's why people began shouting "Laura Laura Laura" after that :p

[@psypsy751]

20:20 Is that... Gopher? I had a moment where I was like "Is that Laura? No, it can't be" and it was, so...

[@DavidMGiles]

I still have my VHS player...

[@hammersmith76ify]

The game that gives him the most feels is ........ blood bowls!

[@corporalcallosum2222]

I thought you said 'bloody bowels' :o I mean, that IS probably a lot of feels...

[@hammersmith76ify]

+CorporalCallosum lol no. Jesse hates bloodbowl with a on going passion lol. sharks and bloodbowl are the death of him lol

[@kylebennett6135]

Crendor looks like Solid Snake

[@AStarInAndromeda]

Bro, what?

[@polyjohn3425]

You mean he has a scraggily-ass beard.

[@cory6266]

28:08 Dr Who did it already.

[@kornx10]

That tank idea. Gate basically made it happen

[@brokenhaloking]

the camera work this year isn't as good as last year

[@Sonarctica]

Somebody get on animating the "Tank in the middle ages"

[@wittyreviewer]

Who was it that asked "Do your parents know you have a convention?"

[@Revan52014]

Laura Kate Dale

[@seth2428]

That past one is super cringe

[@seth2428]

Last

[@john_smith_john]

it's a meme for teenage edge lords. /r/cringe has encouraged it to ridiculous levels. I get that somethings are somewhat embarrassing and actually are cringeworthy but to say it to literally everything is just dumb. " look someone wearing different clothes than me CRINNNGGGGGEEEEEEEEE " sorry but if your into that, your just an asshole, at least these people are enjoying themselves and getting to meet there Idol instead of taking cheap pot shots behind a key board. Jesse did a good job entertaining a huge crowd more than the top comment fuckwad could ever do.

[@seth2428]

***** haha nice paragraph i ain't reading it :p

[@Zabiru-]

I just found it hilarious. My train of thought went something like this - "There's really weird people on the internet. And apparently in real life too. Except this is real life on the internet [brain-meltdown-due-to-infinite-loop]".

[@TheD736]

Why even say this?

[@N00bvlog]

Don't forget to use a Cox Condiment.

[@TheNZJester]

?Um Doctor Who did an ep with a Tank in the Middle ages and an electric guitar.

[@tonyzuniga3263]

"Ha ha ha get me some wine!" - RPG makers

[@senivan5784]

Jesse! You need to play Damned with the Scary Game Squad with Dodger. Terrifying little girl is the best!

[@MongooseFan001]

That gremlin D.va shirt though

[@Phobosinadamant]

I shouted "Kahn", I left a happy man :)

[@leespike101]

so good:D

[@bookey9318]

12:07 Clearly someone would rather play pokémon go than listen to the lord of Cox.

[@TheOblivionsDawn]

That D.VA Gremlin shirt is amazing.

[@alaskawinter923]

A Connecticut Tank in King Arthur's Court

[@patu8010]

This is almost like a talk show and Jesse reminds me of Conan O'Brien.

[@ghostiegeist]

JESSE!!!!! Where did you get that shirt, man? It's the shit and I need one!!! Please Cox sempai, notice this!

[@Jasonwolf1495]

TBH they should do hard mode with a bunch of people.

[@FabianQ66]

Does anyone know where can i get Jesse's t-shirt? I need it in my life.

[@bcatgamering]

I want this too.

[@TheSkyliz]

Is it just me who thinks some of these are very cringe?

[@Weir436]

That's nerds for ya

[@imadinowithoutaname]

That's how most con panels are

[@berdonburns]

+Aaron Weir upa ra

[@kirkadurka7152]

man I feel bad for you, for missing out on never attending a con.

[@berdonburns]

+Aaron Weir I SAID OH AH UP THE RA

[@deadlyflyingrat]

I need the shirt that Jesse is wearing in my life. Does anyone know where I could get one?

[@chattymastermind2]

I want the condiment shirt so bad now

[@ArtofRanael]

HEY I'M THAT PERSON WHO'S WATCHIN' FROM THE PHILIPPINES. Awh Jesse.

[@RemusKingOfRome]

Jesse still hasn't found a gym ..

[@StarcallerCeri]

Oh he's taken plenty of gyms

[@fenix0seraph]

So, uh, anyone got a link to that fanart he talks about at 36:30?

[@Deez21467]

What game was everyone shouting around 19:40? Where Jesse responds with the devs having improved the game etc

[@ShroudedWolf51]

LAURA!! Yay!

[@Jrc_CR]

Watching this again, did the one guy at the end see the video of Jesse and Simon of the Yogscast rubbing beards and get the idea?

[@Deathskull0001]

That Con song killed me, ahaha.

[@Aiika__]

I dont think the ending for this could be any better. Talk about high note