Britain's got Talent! | Crabstickz

[@tanitafourie9990]

"I'm actually having trouble breathing" "is it cause you're nervous?" "No it's cause I'm fat"

[@kaireese2518]

I read this comment just as he started saying that 😂

[@darnitmillie]

"Fat" - "Yeah" "Ugly" - "Yeah" "Talented" - "I'VE BEEN REDEEMED" honestly one of the funniest videos on KZbin

[@abbsterjonesy]

same

[@am-wr6ws]

yes!!

[@celiaprice4667]

He's amazing!

[@eebeee5840]

Ha

[@kiirsttx]

His face when he replies "yeah" each time kills me 😂😂😂

[@thenoobksa123]

this is way too accurate

[@thenoobksa123]

antoine deche xD

[@b1ttahpr0phet]

+Kiama ikr!

[@dness05]

Kiama true

[@aangangel333j]

oh my god. Won't you get into trouble for using copyrighted clips? Because I'm pretty sure that was the actual show.

[@hannahliddell5753]

Chris actually has quite a good singing voice I love it

[@ScreechingOwlie]

Literally I was just thinking that

[@jaemiing]

Hannah Liddell I know right

[@laurelb.9504]

Kind of off topic, but Chris is a good singer :D

[@shamicentertainment1262]

Kind off of topic, but I snort crystal meth.

[@clobbybeeb0]

O

[@boohoobibsi]

Kind of off topic, I own a giraffe

[@lyriccory198]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@amelieparker676]

+Emo Potato you dont say

[@rainbowcookiesss]

shit i felt so self conscious there at the beggining

[@lovelenivy]

same

[@nyssarc146]

Don't worry girl, ya look great

[@rainbowcookiesss]

+Nyssa Ramsey-Clarke awww you too 💕

[@phoot5198]

same!😂

[@Angie-yl6gp]

oh my god legit

[@helehm]

im on a 3AM crabstickz binge

[@ScreechingOwlie]

SAME

[@leszekbezbek5090]

ME IN THIS EXACT MOMENT

[@everfalleninlovewithsomeon7658]

Same

[@maddygoodwin]

Same here

[@tanleelee268]

Same.

[@cleol-b463]

This is pure comedic genius, almost cried from laughing so hard. (It's funny because it's true!)

[@emilystevens4925]

I used to find this hilarious, 9 years later and I’m glad to know my humour hasn’t changed it’s still hilarious

[@thewildcardASMR]

This man inspired me to start making KZbin videos back in the day lol. These videos are what KZbin was MADE FOR. So simple but entertaining & funny. 😄

[@Litho434]

I am blown away by how good he is at impressions

[@obtainthisyeast9835]

Holy shit no one told me Chris could sing

[@lilybee6552]

HamilslutSince1755 yea. he rocks! he can do pretty much anything so....

[@aliceinanderland]

"You're a big girl, aren't you?" EXCUSE ME THAT'S SO OFFENS - tru

[@lovelenivy]

ikr

[@zaffyduck3748]

This is so accurate it hurts

[@_ktie]

i always come back to watch this when i feel sad lol

[@nataliegarcia7338]

This is accurate. TOO accurate.

[@alexacaceres9496]

This is like one of my favorite videos ever. I don't understand how it doesn't have like five million views or something. I love you Chris!

[@franciscadri3090]

"A - Water B - ndnd C - gndng" WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH

[@dannijackson2510]

couldn't get any more accurate tbh

[@ewknees]

Perfect representation of the show. Thank you X'D

[@elisesperringart]

Where is the lie. I honestly want to use this for my satire assignment for school

[@kristinablabla2186]

He's so spot on. Talent shows are exactly like that

[@jessicaenglish8709]

That is basically how Britain's Got Talent goes!

[@Jemmainadilemma]

that old joke is something that has stuck with me since i first watched this video, like i genuinely think it’s one of the first jokes that i really appreciated on a deeper level. idk if that makes any sense at all but when i watched this as a 13 year old it stuck with me and it’s still one of my favourite jokes and i’d totally forgotten that this was the origin. literally this is one of the best videos ever i can’t deal with the amount of clever jokes masked by stupidity

[@clamk8192]

Still my favourite video 5 years on, laugh out loud every time I watch it. Never change Chris 😂❤️

[@duncancross10]

Fat Ye Ugly Ye Talented Ie been redeemed 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

[@lorenzamarzolla]

it's scary how accurate this is

[@gurudream]

Goddamn you're so fucking funny.

[@RenegadeNightmare]

I'm fat, and the way Chris says that I'm a "Big Girl" isn't actually offensive. In fact, it sounded kinda nice

[@aurorapallotta9709]

"no it's 'cause I'm fat" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@LivingWeirdCameron]

Take this sketch to the stage of bgt.

[@nataliewhittaker2363]

I laughed so hard at "why's this sock wet" I woke up my family 😂

[@forgetmenot277]

great to see that talent shows are the same everywhere xD

[@anna4939]

ikr this is just like dsds or das supertalent :D

[@forgetmenot277]

+MarysLife yup xD

[@noezac]

This is still one of my favourite videos.

[@iandonnachie2521]

After 7 years, this still describes all of the “Got Talent” shows 😂

[@AndArrington]

This is one of my favourite videos ever

[@toxicteacosplay8636]

coME BACK TO KZbin CHRIS I LOVE YOU

[@pollsimmonds1685]

I'm led on my bed and started eating starburst when you said oh you're fit 😂

[@ambalionluva12]

He looks really good in a suit ;) well done Chris!

[@ireallyneedtosneezebutican3199]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[@amelieparker676]

+i really need to sneeze but i cant OMG HI I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE AND I AGREE

[@terrywannaberry6857]

This is so perfect

[@McTrollPower]

That moment when two contestants in a row are called Peter.

[@abbeyclarke4329]

He is so funny and honestly I need his humour now

[@mollycrombie8778]

I had to pause for a moment because this made me laugh so much wow

[@theniamhjames]

still my favorite video on youtube

[@brittanymorin121]

This will never stop being funny

[@Anna-qy7lu]

That is amazingly accurate

[@smilysun37]

OH MAH GAWD ITS SO TRUEEE😂😂😂😂😂

[@durdozlucy1229]

Hahah!! That opening!! 😂😂 can't stop laughing x

[@createnewaccount]

the wrestling the queen mum bit gets me every time. I was listening to this in the college library today and I was dying. :')

[@BloodBat3041]

It's funny cause he's old! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[@cinnamonxkitten276]

I'm Never Gonna Be Old! xD

[@cinnsta]

after all these years, chris still has the funniest videos on this website

[@camilleorwin186]

who's watching this in 2016?

[@wanderingmonkvinyl]

me

[@sarahdaly10]

for a moment i was like ...its 2015

[@abbsterjonesy]

Me! I s2g I laugh so hard every time I watch this!!!

[@camilleorwin186]

Abbie Jones I've watched this at least 10 times and the same parts crack me up

[@user-ck2cw7ug5c]

Camille Orwin 2017

[@emilyt2853]

Anyone else being recommended retro chris videos and absolutely loving it? 🙌🙌🙌

[@hannah-mn9eg]

You're actually incredibly good at singing. And I never compliment anyone so you really are good at singing XD

[@MissLolita7777]

Chris can actually sing really well, he's so awesome :)

[@neonpeeps]

I hope Chris makes a video of him just singing

[@jasminhudson1266]

"Thaaat aaa..." "Why's this sock wet?" I died

[@aneshahamood993]

I'M ANTOINE DECHE!

[@Natalie-Ervin]

This is super accurate, even for America's Got Talent

[@definatalieee]

i just realised that they are both called peter

[@aalibingo]

"I am never gonna be old!" That made my day

[@emmatation9940]

Dude, you can sing :o

[@Finonahead]

You're so funny :) Thank you I was having a crap day until now :)

[@elainewhelan1959]

AHHH I GOT AN ADVERT FOR OSCARS HOTEL!!!

[@seagloss]

This is so accurate that it hurts. Amazing job!

[@lillynicks1483]

the sock.. i died

[@Hannah-xi3fv]

honestly still the best content on youtube

[@hi-vj9dy]

I'VE BEEN REDEEMED

[@diaz4752]

SOOOOO TRUE! HAHA! "Antoine deche" looooll

[@eringovier4661]

This is just so accurate xD

[@Maddie-uv6rz]

The accuracy is too real I love Chris more than anything

[@pigwarts]

Wow my dad is literally obsessed with the Evil Dead Series.

[@izski]

I just love this so much

[@IRISistibleMakeup]

I can't!!! The sarcasm! Hahahahahahahah

[@ilusionperez3759]

I fucking died when he was trying to do the spoon of sugar song and he said the sock was wet 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JoieMarieCrucena]

you're a big girl aren't you? how dare you Chris, I love you.

[@LottieNiamh]

OMG HEY JOIE

[@ThaNorwegianGirl]

this took me about half an hour to watch, but it was so worth it! You're a really good actor!

[@BloodBat3041]

I say it's definatley C or B

[@DarkingGirl]

Every time I watch one of these, I think 'how can he beat that?' And then you do this. I bow down before your almighty comedic presence.

[@MAMAjAMAj8]

Notice that the first guy's name is Peter and the second guy's name is "Peter Also".

[@Edcyclopedia]

That look at the beginning *melts* Great episode :D

[@livisaweirdo]

Help I can't stop laughing

[@lex3200]

i love these videos ahh I miss u chris

[@wesley5409]

When he told me to stand up I stood up.

[@trashpenguin07]

We love it and you and stuff

[@TedandSpam]

"no, it's cause I'm fat." .

[@jamesonscreen]

This sketch, in keeping with the rest of Chris's work, is bloody brilliant. Couldn't stop laughing at the competition bit.

[@philippacoshall429]

You captured just how shit Britain's got talent is. AMAZING!!

[@devin6245]

What a beautiful video

[@harrywilliamson11]

Its funny cause he’s old, like I’m never going to be old

[@ejmEmle]

This simply makes my day.

[@heathersanderson8813]

Will Chris ever do a cover

[@cadanceisfine]

i luv it when Chris sings!:)

[@limabeanqueen9042]

11yrs ago what the hell

[@photographychick92]

I actually love that song! You're a great singer!

[@Napolean287]

Probably a legit episode.

[@KimberlyVera]

This was hilarious!! Just want to say I love you!!!!

[@PNKYY90]

couldn't see your belly cos you were say at your desk lol lol

[@katiecablankdaboom]

Amazing Chris.