Britain's got Talent! | Crabstickz

[@tanitafourie9990]

"I'm actually having trouble breathing" "is it cause you're nervous?" "No it's cause I'm fat"

[@kaireese2518]

I read this comment just as he started saying that 😂

[@thenoobksa123]

this is way too accurate

[@thenoobksa123]

antoine deche xD

[@b1ttahpr0phet]

+Kiama ikr!

[@dness05]

Kiama true

[@darnitmillie]

"Fat" - "Yeah" "Ugly" - "Yeah" "Talented" - "I'VE BEEN REDEEMED" honestly one of the funniest videos on KZbin

[@abbsterjonesy]

same

[@am-wr6ws]

yes!!

[@celiaprice4667]

He's amazing!

[@eebeee5840]

Ha

[@kiirsttx]

His face when he replies "yeah" each time kills me 😂😂😂

[@hannahliddell5753]

Chris actually has quite a good singing voice I love it

[@ScreechingOwlie]

Literally I was just thinking that

[@jaemiing]

Hannah Liddell I know right

[@aangangel333j]

oh my god. Won't you get into trouble for using copyrighted clips? Because I'm pretty sure that was the actual show.

[@laurelb.9504]

Kind of off topic, but Chris is a good singer :D

[@shamicentertainment1262]

Kind off of topic, but I snort crystal meth.

[@clobbybeeb0]

O

[@boohoobibsi]

Kind of off topic, I own a giraffe

[@lyriccory198]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@amelieparker676]

+Emo Potato you dont say

[@emilystevens4925]

I used to find this hilarious, 9 years later and I’m glad to know my humour hasn’t changed it’s still hilarious

[@thewildcardASMR]

This man inspired me to start making KZbin videos back in the day lol. These videos are what KZbin was MADE FOR. So simple but entertaining & funny. 😄

[@rainbowcookiesss]

shit i felt so self conscious there at the beggining

[@lovelenivy]

same

[@nyssarc146]

Don't worry girl, ya look great

[@rainbowcookiesss]

+Nyssa Ramsey-Clarke awww you too 💕

[@phoot5198]

same!😂

[@Angie-yl6gp]

oh my god legit

[@cleol-b463]

This is pure comedic genius, almost cried from laughing so hard. (It's funny because it's true!)

[@helehm]

im on a 3AM crabstickz binge

[@ScreechingOwlie]

SAME

[@leszekbezbek5090]

ME IN THIS EXACT MOMENT

[@everfalleninlovewithsomeon7658]

Same

[@maddygoodwin]

Same here

[@tanleelee268]

Same.

[@Litho434]

I am blown away by how good he is at impressions

[@obtainthisyeast9835]

Holy shit no one told me Chris could sing

[@lilybee6552]

HamilslutSince1755 yea. he rocks! he can do pretty much anything so....

[@aliceinanderland]

"You're a big girl, aren't you?" EXCUSE ME THAT'S SO OFFENS - tru

[@lovelenivy]

ikr

[@_ktie]

i always come back to watch this when i feel sad lol

[@zaffyduck3748]

This is so accurate it hurts

[@alexacaceres9496]

This is like one of my favorite videos ever. I don't understand how it doesn't have like five million views or something. I love you Chris!

[@franciscadri3090]

"A - Water B - ndnd C - gndng" WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH

[@nataliegarcia7338]

This is accurate. TOO accurate.

[@Jemmainadilemma]

that old joke is something that has stuck with me since i first watched this video, like i genuinely think it’s one of the first jokes that i really appreciated on a deeper level. idk if that makes any sense at all but when i watched this as a 13 year old it stuck with me and it’s still one of my favourite jokes and i’d totally forgotten that this was the origin. literally this is one of the best videos ever i can’t deal with the amount of clever jokes masked by stupidity

[@elisesperringart]

Where is the lie. I honestly want to use this for my satire assignment for school

[@clamk8192]

Still my favourite video 5 years on, laugh out loud every time I watch it. Never change Chris 😂❤️

[@kristinablabla2186]

He's so spot on. Talent shows are exactly like that

[@ewknees]

Perfect representation of the show. Thank you X'D

[@dannijackson2510]

couldn't get any more accurate tbh

[@RenegadeNightmare]

I'm fat, and the way Chris says that I'm a "Big Girl" isn't actually offensive. In fact, it sounded kinda nice

[@jessicaenglish8709]

That is basically how Britain's Got Talent goes!

[@aurorapallotta9709]

"no it's 'cause I'm fat" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@duncancross10]

Fat Ye Ugly Ye Talented Ie been redeemed 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

[@lorenzamarzolla]

it's scary how accurate this is

[@brittanymorin121]

This will never stop being funny

[@forgetmenot277]

great to see that talent shows are the same everywhere xD

[@anna4939]

ikr this is just like dsds or das supertalent :D

[@forgetmenot277]

+MarysLife yup xD

[@iandonnachie2521]

After 7 years, this still describes all of the “Got Talent” shows 😂

[@noezac]

This is still one of my favourite videos.

[@LivingWeirdCameron]

Take this sketch to the stage of bgt.

[@nataliewhittaker2363]

I laughed so hard at "why's this sock wet" I woke up my family 😂

[@createnewaccount]

the wrestling the queen mum bit gets me every time. I was listening to this in the college library today and I was dying. :')

[@ambalionluva12]

He looks really good in a suit ;) well done Chris!

[@pollsimmonds1685]

I'm led on my bed and started eating starburst when you said oh you're fit 😂

[@abbeyclarke4329]

He is so funny and honestly I need his humour now

[@McTrollPower]

That moment when two contestants in a row are called Peter.

[@mollycrombie8778]

I had to pause for a moment because this made me laugh so much wow

[@AndArrington]

This is one of my favourite videos ever

[@toxicteacosplay8636]

coME BACK TO KZbin CHRIS I LOVE YOU

[@cinnsta]

after all these years, chris still has the funniest videos on this website

[@durdozlucy1229]

Hahah!! That opening!! 😂😂 can't stop laughing x

[@jamesonscreen]

This sketch, in keeping with the rest of Chris's work, is bloody brilliant. Couldn't stop laughing at the competition bit.

[@gurudream]

Goddamn you're so fucking funny.

[@MissLolita7777]

Chris can actually sing really well, he's so awesome :)

[@hannah-mn9eg]

You're actually incredibly good at singing. And I never compliment anyone so you really are good at singing XD

[@DarkingGirl]

Every time I watch one of these, I think 'how can he beat that?' And then you do this. I bow down before your almighty comedic presence.

[@theniamhjames]

still my favorite video on youtube

[@ThaNorwegianGirl]

this took me about half an hour to watch, but it was so worth it! You're a really good actor!

[@BloodBat3041]

It's funny cause he's old! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[@cinnamonxkitten276]

I'm Never Gonna Be Old! xD

[@KimberlyVera]

This was hilarious!! Just want to say I love you!!!!

[@ireallyneedtosneezebutican3199]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[@amelieparker676]

+i really need to sneeze but i cant OMG HI I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE AND I AGREE

[@emilyt2853]

Anyone else being recommended retro chris videos and absolutely loving it? 🙌🙌🙌

[@camilleorwin186]

who's watching this in 2016?

[@wanderingmonkvinyl]

me

[@sarahdaly10]

for a moment i was like ...its 2015

[@abbsterjonesy]

Me! I s2g I laugh so hard every time I watch this!!!

[@camilleorwin186]

Abbie Jones I've watched this at least 10 times and the same parts crack me up

[@user-ck2cw7ug5c]

Camille Orwin 2017

[@Finonahead]

You're so funny :) Thank you I was having a crap day until now :)

[@smilysun37]

OH MAH GAWD ITS SO TRUEEE😂😂😂😂😂

[@Edcyclopedia]

That look at the beginning *melts* Great episode :D

[@definatalieee]

i just realised that they are both called peter

[@carmomartinspt]

I don't live in England and I don't know Britain's got talent that well but one thing that I'm sure is that you made it much better than it is. Well done! :D I loved the surprised lady face. EPIC!

[@neonpeeps]

I hope Chris makes a video of him just singing

[@jasminhudson1266]

"Thaaat aaa..." "Why's this sock wet?" I died

[@terrywannaberry6857]

This is so perfect

[@poetaenlaluna]

this is my favorite video ive seen from you!, i always come back to it it makes me laugh always!

[@aneshahamood993]

I'M ANTOINE DECHE!

[@aalibingo]

"I am never gonna be old!" That made my day

[@Anna-qy7lu]

That is amazingly accurate

[@pennyjarkinss]

I think this is my favourite video of yours, I laugh out loud so hard!

[@elainewhelan1959]

AHHH I GOT AN ADVERT FOR OSCARS HOTEL!!!

[@ElfeteYuri]

This is the most entertaining thing I have seen in a LONG time.

[@MAMAjAMAj8]

Notice that the first guy's name is Peter and the second guy's name is "Peter Also".

[@Maddie-uv6rz]

The accuracy is too real I love Chris more than anything

[@JoieMarieCrucena]

you're a big girl aren't you? how dare you Chris, I love you.

[@LottieNiamh]

OMG HEY JOIE

[@Hannah-xi3fv]

honestly still the best content on youtube

[@emmatation9940]

Dude, you can sing :o

[@Natalie-Ervin]

This is super accurate, even for America's Got Talent

[@pigwarts]

Wow my dad is literally obsessed with the Evil Dead Series.

[@seagloss]

This is so accurate that it hurts. Amazing job!

[@BloodBat3041]

I say it's definatley C or B

[@Imacakeoholic]

This was like.. one of the most funniest videos I have ever seen on KZbin - keep up the good work! I'm still laughing!xD

[@hi-vj9dy]

I'VE BEEN REDEEMED

[@gummiholic77]

omg when he was doing the intro thing where he kind of looked down and up was was like, "have you been working out?" i legit got tingles in my stomach. O.O

[@harrywilliamson11]

Its funny cause he’s old, like I’m never going to be old

[@HannAhaha01]

He never fails to amaze me and make me fall over laughing

[@eringovier4661]

This is just so accurate xD

[@mirroredhour]

Hilarious video! This is so spot-on. You're amazing, Chris!

[@wesley5409]

When he told me to stand up I stood up.

[@LiveAndLetLauren]

This is by far the funniest crabstickz show yet. So funny, in fact, that i wet myself.

[@lillynicks1483]

the sock.. i died

[@meg7028]

You'll always be one of my favorite KZbinrs :)

[@livisaweirdo]

Help I can't stop laughing

[@05shanwhit]

these shows are so funny! keep up the good work Crabstickz

[@IRISistibleMakeup]

I can't!!! The sarcasm! Hahahahahahahah

[@AlfieAlpaca]

Crabstickz, you are not a waste of time!! ❤️

[@limabeanqueen9042]

11yrs ago what the hell

[@TheCutejellybean]

Always go back to this skit lmao

[@TedandSpam]

"no, it's cause I'm fat." .

[@ummehabiba7250]

'get your name written in the sky with permenant smoke'haha .... houston we have perfection !! this is why i idolise him