Crack Amico - Kill Phony (KT DISS)

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@crackamicorap

[@hydralicmonkey6490]

Crack Amico the Austin serial killer for real though.

[@ruijua]

The one we need

[@WesleySnipesNeck]

Bet he apologizes for this one too. You can only be so edgy you know

[@aminr4281]

@@WesleySnipesNeckhe never apologized for anything! He never apologized to Bert.

[@WingusMcDingus_]

The microphone assassin

[@siobhan5486]

I believe this

[@TalkingThrones]

Did someone really compare David Lucas to Patrice O'Neal? That's f*cking crazy if so.

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

Well they do all look alike.

[@dylane1791]

I love David Lucas and he not anywhere near that and quite honestly I don’t think any comedian is on his level. He’s in his own tier I don’t even think Chapelle could’ve matched him cause it’s different styles. He was a one of a kind.

[@dylane1791]

Talking about Patrice just to clarify

[@Shroomdiffnuclear]

I feel ashamed but I had that thought for a second 😢

[@KimchiSharts]

Last place i thought id see a game of thrones channel lmao

[@Nurburgnerd0876]

David Lucas got obliterated

[@benjaminr9824]

That's a lot to obliterate lol

[@burny890]

The walls are covered in lard!

[@yourmomsbox7455]

Let's see his daddy lawyer pull this one down

[@onemanhighlightreel6265]

Best to stop short of obliteration. Tenderloin you working with that most poundage at once

[@BookerT69]

He’s obliterating his body 😂

[@BiriBatto]

This is like the mothership's "not like us"

[@SlugFrancis]

And no one there has the ability to clap back what so ever

[@zeebz989]

Neither did Drake ​@@SlugFrancis

[@n3mos]

This needs to be pinned😂

[@colletti914]

Push-ups and Family Matters were way better diss tracks than anything Kendrick put out. Idc.

[@BiriBatto]

​@@colletti914you clearly care

[@KentWoodsMusic]

he's gonna listen to this then lie about listening to this

[@profoundwanderer1441]

Same as when he watches gay porn. 😅

[@JRS2025]

That Brody Stevens bar was crazy

[@crazychadmb]

818

[@mothershipco]

@@crazychadmb yyyyyyou got it.

[@smithjohn3080]

YeeeeeSSSSS SEPULVEDA BOULEVARD !

[@dylane1791]

Insane

[@monkeywang9972]

I came to say the same thing

[@brandonb949]

Crack should go on kt under a different name and then do a diss rap when he says he can rap 🤣

[@JacobLegleiter]

Holy shit yes. Sign up as Tony Casino and have Robbie write the minute.

[@jonosterman2878]

Yeah right, they prob pass out his photo at each show and be like “call 911 if you see this man!” 😆

[@nvrtkn]

@@JacobLegleiter Might want to have someone funny write the minute instead.

[@slimey_K]

He has been on KT before and Tony obviously knows him, it's not like he's that mistakeable

[@natel7382]

They screen the comics now heavy. It's not even close to the same show.

[@alexandermccabe556]

Crack drops bars like a Xanax dealer with Parkinson's

[@joshuamullaney195]

Yeahhhhhhhh 👌

[@lachlanmclennan2188]

Bruuuuuuuuh 😂😂😂

[@SlugFrancis]

@@alexandermccabe556 Dropping lines like a clumsy coke head

[@WesleySnipesNeck]

Sounds like he recorded this in his grandmas basement with a voice disguiser filter

[@alexandermccabe556]

@@WesleySnipesNeck you sound like a cringeclit rider

[@ZeroBlitz12]

“Do it again, do it again, do it again”

[@CrackAmico]

You hear everything bro 🤝🔥

[@MehrdadParthian]

i read that in bert kreicher's shrieky-talky voice and it matched perfectly.

[@Rocky_Burrito]

@@CrackAmicoplease trash Lauren Compton again!

[@joshuapaladini1507]

So glad someone finally called out David Lucas.

[@BakerySSK]

Joke thief no doubt

[@mikebarton616]

Uncancellable is the douchiest fucking thing you could ever call your special.

[@BarrackObamna]

Genuinely not that funny. Him on legion of skanks bombing is so great cause he’s used to his crowd blowing him.

[@SkyBabyBoom]

I've seen people say that he steals. Is there proof of this?

[@dchorror13]

​@SkyBabyBoom yeah. Just search it.

[@ednakrabapoly]

the only thing worse than an uncle lazer is an uncle tom

[@ednakrabapoly]

[@heatheverett]

Real recognize Real! Shout-out Krab!

[@joseureste8257]

You never read the book did you? Uncle tom saved tons of slaves lol

[@ednakrabapoly]

@@joseureste8257 exactly that's why he's so bad

[@joseureste8257]

@@ednakrabapoly lol damn

[@moralhazard1]

Guaranteed they will all see this and say NOTHING! 😂😂😂

[@Odd_Combo]

"Could never leave my Brody hanging..." Holy shite, Bruv!!! That line actually had my jaw drop and demanded a rewind 🏴‍☠️😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🏴‍☠️

[@fredmanie2926]

Cold blooded 😮😂

[@Odd_Combo]

@@fredmanie2926 COMEDY!

[@WTF198]

😅😅😅

[@DangOlJesse]

Yeah that line hit different lol.

[@sloppyjoeska]

dude...dayum. rip brody :(

[@ElectricGigalo]

"Leave your Brody hanging" bar of the year. 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Goddamn, Crack. 🤘🏽

[@wrelensmash]

RIP Brody - POSITIVE PUSH!

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

how is that tonys fault 😂😂😂

[@mothershipco]

@@OGRE_HATES_NERDS kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX7El4N8ipuWqKM

[@BarrackObamna]

@@OGRE_HATES_NERDSit’s not but it’s talking about his dead friend who killed himself while talking about he’d never abandon his friends. You don’t see the connection or you’re willfully ignorant of it?

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

@@BarrackObamna but is he saying tony abandoned him? how so?

[@juanrockone]

Redban been real quiet since this came out.

[@brianhourihan5613]

Redban too busy giggling at this on the DL

[@tuukka1827]

Yeah, he doesnt like Tony. Dont know anyone who does. All the ppl that has worked with him tells that Tony is bossy, sassy and zesty

[@christianRiopel]

You perform in arenas what does that mean when you spend your life in a closet 😂😂😂

[@Sc161990]

wasnt wrong about the joe rogan special bombing

[@CrackAmico]

Great work!

[@bradduhcus]

Awesome Show, Great Job!

[@tankhankeress1739]

You’re gonna be famous like graveyard now!!

[@VideoCommentsAndMore]

Holy fuck, that Brodie Stevens line is the meanest thing you’ve ever said 😂

[@TURK_182]

"Joe got six comedians that never been funny"

[@youngkirks]

I love all the little Redbar references you sneak into your videos.

[@branmuel8845]

Deadly. Get pinched hinchcliffe. A bonus extra gay thing about tony...he wants to be a pilot and gets deeply embarrassed if it gets brought up in public.

[@Centermass762]

Why would he even get embarrassed about that? Flying shit is cool. Being embarrassed about that is weird as fuck.

[@JacobLegleiter]

Tony just wants to be in a cock pit

[@branmuel8845]

@Centermass762 he got embarrassed because it was a piece of info about himself he didn't fully control. Redban let it slip on an old ep of KillTonee. Tony is above all else a psychotic control freak spazoid.

[@thefinalkayakboss]

Wanting to be a pilot isnt embarassing. Being self conscious about wanting to be a pilot is tho lmaoooooo

[@haterade5137]

​@@branmuel8845 lol you guys are so gay

[@DH-mt4ou]

I'm glad I didn't kill myself yesterday. I wouldn't have gotten to hear this. My dad died last month and my mom is in the mental institution. I almost swallowed a 7mm mag yesterday. I needed a good laugh. Doitagain doitagain

[@TheBausToTheKaus]

Shit will get better man, i used to be in the same place, and almost did it. Something stopped me and life did eventually did come back together for me.

[@chrisR-B]

“Never leave my Brody hangin”. Ooof. That’s fucking savage.

[@ZeroBlitz12]

Crack goin Back to Back!!

[@AJohnSmith]

Sack to Sack.

[@Zombink]

Bet he won't do it again tho!

[@fredmanie2926]

Crack to crack

[@smutleybutcher]

There’s not really anyone else left in comedy that he could have a go at. I fully agree with dissing Tony cause that guy has the worst personality in comedy and does more harm than good. I guess he could go at Schulz but Schulz actually seems like a decent guy outside of his hyped on-camera persona. And he’s not causing misery to thousands of desperate open mic comics every week or exploiting them for his own gain.

[@TheRealConMan98]

“Ain’t nun but a link and a click between us” is an all-time line. These cornballs say they don’t google themselves, but they definitely pull the jergens and tissues out while they look at the search results for their names.

[@New.World.Citizen]

If KT goes to Netflix it's over.

[@Trav_Can]

Who cares?

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

@@New.World.Citizen it already stopped being good like 4 years ago

[@tuukka1827]

Yeah, its been over a while

[@ookalar665]

as soon as they moved to austin the shows been trash.

[@jres1995]

​@@tuukka1827 And yet it's bigger than it's ever been

[@WaldoCarmen]

The “Clawatch” on Dahmer’s screen was epic

[@JohnSmith-kw9yc]

He's a motherfuckin' Lobster.

[@williamhood4127]

Crack Amico and RedBar might actually save comedy

[@theblackdust]

You're a disgusting freak if you think REDBAR has anything of value to add to this world

[@Dr.Unsteady]

Red bar isn’t funny at all, the dudes clips are 45min long and even his lady doesn’t laugh at his stuff anymore. CRACK IS THE MAN THOUGH

[@xraypunch5959]

Damn, this one's more banger than the Rogan diss. Glad you went after that hack Lucas. We need more of that.

[@travisdip]

BACK TO BACK is insane. Also, David Lucas really is trash.

[@Yeti2720]

On skanks he was so bad !!

[@tuukka1827]

Harland Williams really did a number on him

[@joshuapaladini1507]

@@Yeti2720 he was awful and took time away from Sam Hyde, who was crushing

[@robbiegoodwin]

oh man oh man Not again I learned the game from Luis Gomez you can never check me Back to back for the petahs that didn't get the message We goin Crack2Crack.

[@CrackAmico]

🔥😂

[@MyNameJeff..]

Tony’s mom been real quiet since this dropped

[@CrackAmico]

😂

[@Today_I_Choose_Violence]

She busy

[@profoundwanderer1441]

Same when she found his prostate messager hiding under his bed.. I think his name was Brad.

[@McOwenWilson]

Tony likes roasts so he should definitely like this…right?

[@colddeadwitch]

He likes his controlled environment roasts that involve his fat black and screaming redhead, both equally boring.

[@margiewalder4864]

Bahahahahaha🎉

[@DaZese]

This guy was it since the contest premiere. Forever Crack

[@JEFF-TYM]

This the hardest diss track of all time low key

[@jonosterman2878]

I’ve been playing these two you dropped this week, like all damn week, and I’m still not tired of it! Not only hilarious but they’re actual bangers

[@joshuamullaney195]

Cant wait to see Mike bumpin' this banger on Redbar ! 😂

[@IGotWorms88]

Dude I've been waiting months for this

[@Poppyblockhead]

Jesus, I thought I was into some dumb sht but here you are waiting months for this dude to trash a pretty cool dude 😂

[@IGotWorms88]

@@Poppyblockhead You can't honestly look in the eyes and tell me that you think Tony Hinchcliff is "a pretty cool dude".

[@Poppyblockhead]

@@IGotWorms88 I’m not like a die hard fan but pretty cool? Ya. His show and what it’s bred is definitely something awesome.

[@IGotWorms88]

@@Poppyblockhead what has it bred that you actually like? David Lucas? Uncle Lazer? Hanz Kim? Wow.... Some real heavy hitters right there. LMAO 🤣

[@kntribett]

Return of the Crack 🎶

[@MaxCastles]

He’s getting a Grammy for sure. Solid fucking gold. I take back what I said yesterday about not taking shots at Lucas. I realize now you were saving it for this.

[@Eliphasleviathan93]

The Brodie line was fucking cold. small gay men real quiet after this one.

[@Newfoundog]

This song actually goes pretty hard, regardless the context

[@scottyMTL]

This one goes the hardest yet.

[@TommyD546]

Another banger.. CA is unreal. Everything I feel in a perfect rap song. Amazing bro.

[@Eddiefresh]

Back to back like Jordan 96, 97

[@BarnabyWilde-py7qs]

I'll be linking this and Arena Act in every kill tony comments section. Good shit Crack.

[@margiewalder4864]

Praise the lord

[@stdcall]

autism

[@scottyMTL]

Arena Hack was the appetizer...

[@DillyBar_666]

This has been a fabulous 24 hours of Crack. Kill Tony is unbearable

[@rossincognito273]

This and 2 bears 1 grave you can’t go wrong

[@wafflejones]

That fuckin Brody line!

[@timmy8808]

David Lucas is overrated 1000%

[@blackdysfunction8260]

So glad you made this. Tony is otw out a he doesnt even know it. He's done like Segura and Bart.

[@Poppyblockhead]

Saying this after he sold out MSG two nights in a row has to be the most pathetic thing I’ve literally ever seen. I feel terrible for your state of mind my dude.

[@Tommy_Callahan]

Brody Stevens was legit funnier than everyone in the Rogansphere (except Shane).

[@Bryanpeacock33]

We know you didn't mean Shane lol

[@djastrembsky]

This is what the people needed.

[@davidsatler1]

Redbar will love this.🎉

[@pg6244]

Hell yeah!!!! I'm playing this full blast at work every day.

[@Digitally-Cirkumzysed]

Lol thats so much worse than just quietly enjoying it and sending to friends who would understand it at all. Respect brudda.

[@f0x845]

Good lord this is INCREDIBLE. You bodied them all and we love you for it ❤

[@hiLighter21]

He’s gonna spill the beans on this one

[@DangOlJesse]

LMAOOOO

[@yaimcjsdad]

Yo! Crack is back. Never ever wack. Tony Hinchcliffe got a smack and David got that clap. Straight 🔥 big up homie. Love it. Dope as hell.

[@hughmungus01]

Whoa 2 in week? Officially bricked up

[@TommyP14]

Holy shit that Brody Bar? Wow he really went in on this one

[@israelloyaakawazoo4205]

Hootie hoo

[@iranianali]

“I could never let my Brody hanging” 🥲 RIP Brody Stevens POSITIVE PUSH!

[@zibbidyzapps2468]

How can you describe this track other than STRAIGHT FUCKING MURDER

[@vedderisbetter29]

We were about to have an issue when I saw Patrice, thought you was gonna diss one of the greatest comedians ever, but I couldn't agree more

[@MiaMediaCanada]

Amico bringing them Midsummer Nightmares 🔥

[@ibtm777]

Damn that was so good! I’ve ran that back more times than I can count! We need MORE crack! 🎉🎶

[@AK-rv6dq]

Man...I hope you get invited on "Uncle Ruckus n' Friends" or whatever David Lucas' show is called!

[@CrackAmico]

🤝🔥

[@crazziemonkke]

i don’t know how many times i’ve listened to these two austin tracks this week

[@netwrok42]

And that's why you're the best!

[@fredmanie2926]

Leave your Brody hangin was an insane line!!!

[@jessickalush3305]

For real😂 Crack's a savage

[@Screamfancast]

I been saying David Lucas steals jokes.. thought I was alone. I feel validated lol thanks

[@bassinbattles]

Never. Leave my Brody hanging………Jesus …..

[@featherfoot614]

I like that it's a picture of DeRosa for 'must be on coke' 😂

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

That Brody Stevens line alone makes this one even better than the one yesterday.

[@dedgirl2]

His standup show had no punchlines. Just name-drops and ggrrriiffting off the red party in the crowd.

[@ivannasha5556]

More talent in one dude than the whole Rogaine sphere ;)

[@jonosterman2878]

Mike is gonna LOVE this one! 😆

[@AWil64]

who is better at white rapping right now? straight up crack is the best right now.

[@JBETV247]

It's not a podcast it's a game show!

[@lauren4652]

The Dahmer shit has me dying, y'all! LFG, Crack! 🔥🔥

[@ednakrabapoly]

LAUREN ❤️❤️❤️

[@Gnarrrrllllyyyy]

personally, have loved KT for many years, people say it ended in 2020ish... but the show really has done nothing but suffer since moving to Mothership last year. The flow/venue/attitude/small stage/zero opportunity for call backs for the open mic'ers... is all trash, and they need a huge reality check (and the current fan base is absolute trash for the comedy community) - Crack leveling em - EDIT: I do hope Tony comes out with a come back track....lmfao

[@9tailskyle]

Everyone knows Tony stole Brody’s cadence

[@kylemcgill2966]

That even Stephen leave my Brody hanging line was cold

[@WTF198]

"Leave your Brody hangin?" Wooooah. This is a legit banger

[@HMonk-hd1zr]

Released this right as the new Kill Tony episode is dropping too! Crack might be a mad genius

[@some______guy]

Tuned in and liked to max the algorithm. Heard it on the bar of course.

[@AngryBuddha162]

Two days in a row and it’s ANOTHER BOP!

[@ChaseAcheck408]

That brody line was 😈

[@MoahGentle]

Been here when the shots have been fired!

[@marquesc9505]

Speculation but feels like Crack left so many disses about the KT universe on the table that we might be getting another one soon ...Meet The Hacks?? 😂🤔

[@snidefultodd]

Meet the Shams

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Crack has ABSOLUTE BARS man lol god damn

[@ryanheslin2459]

Honored to be one of the first thousand to comment on this instant classic. Burn it all down Crack!

[@geoi88i]

Crack spoilin us with a double feature !

[@Xanza89]

Damn we eatin this week 🫡

[@jeremyhamblin7963]

William is safe for now

[@miguelvelez2573]

For real though

[@TrumpDabs]

Bro that Brody line…. Holy shit. Go off king

[@johlwallace8294]

The Patrice part was epic

[@ljjuan6627]

"That's why I could never leave my Brody hanging" ⛽️⛽️⛽️