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[@brisland5865]

When you in water will drowned right ? Maybe will fly on water but if you have enough height You can die when flying in water It mean you dig a high hole and you put water at top Before jump down , is the second way that not Die from fall cave spike

[@ilovemyfam345]

I wish I could but my parents didn't let me

[@BigShotAutos593]

If only real life worked like this.

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Hi

[@crookedcrocodile4487]

Yeah I wish

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It wouldn't make any difference

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[@GabAguy]

it would be not cool bc i wouldn't be in space for 10000000000000000000000000000000009 years bc it would get boring

[@NumberLore3-]

0:49 Block: Dripstone Craftee: can i have those icicles

[@gingermasters4779]

Just make a really long drip stone

[@simply_doodle.neptune]

17:01 craftee legit struggling on getting flint is something I never thought I would see ever

[@user-ju6dd9hc6j]

legit i was dying laughing from this part

[@HistoryPerson-hm1ph]

same

[@bobbybald4229]

Why would you try to die

[@bageldogm]

Pretty sure why you were sometimes able to take fall damage is this: The mod was written such that your propeller hat only activates when there is three or more blocks of air below, but some blocks (such as snow layers) technically count as a block but have no hitbox. So the game treats it as there only being two blocks of air below you yet you can fall three blocks, and then take damage. A way you could use this is to make a tower of signs, which the mod should treat as blocks, and then fall down them. Your propeller hat won't activate, but you will still take fall damage TL;DR blocks without a hitbox are still counted (signs, snow layers etc), so a tower of signs wouldnt active the hat but you cant land on them so you would die.

[@itsguest9019]

This video would be 3 minute or shorter long. Also its just part of the video, finding way to make entertain us, making it short will only make it boring and less likely by the people who watching this video if you are him, you would do the same thing

[@oreo01129]

It sometimes makes it more likely to be watched + the main comment makes no sense

[@zoeecheverria4156]

If only I cloud do all of this.

[@flima2]

You break things

[@flima2]

In this mod you…

[@Mitsi1210]

“It’s already lit!?” Doesn’t know that was a rare occurrence

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I want Chester back

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[@user-zu1oj4qp8q]

😅😊

[@shannonhelm2532]

Does craftee realize how rare it is to find an ender portal thats already lit

[@MaxiePRO]

I saw something he cut the video

[@joycehawkins3818]

I don't think he got lucky I think he the dev of the mod made it so the portal was already lit so if he different have enough ender eyes he would still be able to go into the End.

[@Markalw]

Yes

[@ericapolis3687]

Lol

[@dabdab-rg1nm]

the video cuts

[@Queen.Reagan]

16:14 "you're not diamonds, you're lil blue pickles" ☠ I can't breathe

[@marcuswebb7727]

Loved the throwback with the “challenge accepted”

[@user-pd7vo6sx3k]

Connor

[@walmart_pole]

Could've used a piston and some redstone to put the dripstone higher and still be able to break the block above it.

[@nerdysheep1437]

he could have just used redstone torches to a activate a trapdoor

[@Haha_i_am_god]

he could have just kept going down in the water cuz it doesnt make u go all the way up if u keep going down

[@buttcheekboybrawlstars5555]

Or a trapdoor

[@HeritageAcceleratorsLimi-ph5ir]

Great singing I loved it if you guys want to see it go to the time 22:59

[@MEmegod.-lol]

3:20 you didn’t realize you could die to poison by eating the rotten flesh

[@jpcnmt07]

15:10 To bee continued... GET IT

[@tnttommygun1667]

When craftee was experimenting with fall damage. I know the basics of it. At the three block mark. You take 1 point of damage. 4 blocks, 2 points of damage. And so on. So the dev made sure that the propeller hat would trigger after detecting a 3 block drop or more.

[@atg4eva]

I though you take 1 damage from 4 and then it works its way up

[@tnttommygun1667]

@@atg4eva No

[@jaw6542]

@@tnttommygun1667 no its definitly 4 but the mod dev made the hat come at 3 just to make sure it would have time to activate

[@user-mq6qt2hk7r]

Craftee’s neighbors are so tired of him screaming bruh

[@katielund2416]

Truuuue

[@UY-SCUTEE]

As craftee's neighbor I have to agree

[@waveluke5390]

I've found three ways to die with this, one is to suffocate while riding a boat into a one block air gap. For this to work, you also need a milk bucket to get rid of the saturation effect. You can also get a trident, enchant it with channeling using an enchanting table (trying to get a channelling book will NOT work), and then spam throw it at armorstands during a thunderstorm with the ground covered in bottom slabs (beware of fire as you get LOTS of regen). The third way is to go to the world border and pearl to the other side. Be sure to bring milk, as you will be given resistance and potentially saturation.

[@pathiggins175]

Try powdered snow and make a big block and then you can step into it and freeze to death. Also, have you seen the new update? Froggies

[@Craftee]

The new update is sweet!

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[@joshaddison4346]

You’ve could of walk in and out and repeat it would damage you

[@mnhe485]

19:51 ”Hey mom can I play fortnite on your phone”

[@4JOTR]

19:03 Did anyone see the glitched Piglin Brute?

[@atticinsane1]

No.

[@spiderplays8782]

@@atticinsane1 I did

[@XirinandSAMIN]

Jumping into the void I just ended this whole guy's career

[@trash73xcz11]

You can craft respawn anchor, and then spam glowstone super fast and it will blow up

[@cantkeepmedownYT]

I whatch acookiegod

[@adamcoulter4393]

​@@cantkeepmedownYThe is fake acookiegod

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[@reyesdgomer]

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[@SomeRandomStuff123]

17:05 Block: gravel Craftee: GIMMIE THE FLIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNTTTTTT

[@user-ys8nj8wg3m]

Command blocks!!!

[@evelynmcomber]

POV: your mom looks away for 0.000001 seconds while your playing at the park

[@DeadgelordTopher]

One thing you could have tried is death by entity cramming. Throw like twenty-five or so minecarts into a one-block hole or make an automatic chicken farm, then jump right in once the number of mobs exceeds the limit on how many entities can be in the same space. This will cause you to take suffocation damage, so you basically get crushed to death by a horde of chickens or whatever else you use because they're all contained within the same place.

[@alexandraroman4121]

Same with blue fire

[@BoringAhdudewithboringahpfp._.]

Went of with a bang(die to firework),dripstone but use redstone to make it fall higher,use auto click to place the bed in nether

[@yongchuenjeffreyteoh]

😮😮😮

[@TomSanders-ot1rt]

Bro shut up spoilers he can't fkn did alright

[@robertsklnner9749]

,Zzzooo

[@Toadstar0]

Never thought I'd hear you say "challenge accepted" again, good times haha,

[@zak_YT907]

get em boys!

[@MarivicLastra]

Easy way: step on the blue fire over and over again in the nether

[@billiehughes-farrow1702]

I would dig a hole in the ground as deep as you want and put water in it put blocks over the water (lots of blocks) or think of what to do with powdered snow. BTW, 16:14 got me laughing! "Your not diamonds, your the blue pickles"

[@PidPek]

That "Challenge Accepted" sounded familiar

[@thekidgamer1348]

Hot wheel

[@bruce188]

Parker Games!

[@Shadic-rf8dg]

Yep infact there were alot of references. I had a huge amount of nostalgia flood back this video.

[@Kiwi_Gamez.]

20:56 "I can take these guy's out :) My brain added "on a date" lol

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i love craftee video so much

[@Hearts4amberr_official]

“GIMME THE FLINT” -Craftee 2023

[@RawrrCharlotte1995]

11:11 CHESTER!

[@user-gh5vp6vh7j]

Flying into wall with elytra kills you and the game says you experienced kinetic energy

[@Mr_murtious]

Bee part: roses are red Cacti are prickly Holy shit that excilated quickly

[@jamesdiaz5978]

is everyone gonna ignore the fact that when he got to the stronghold the portal was already lit? isn't it a 0.01% chance of it happening???

[@VHS_anologhorror]

No that's actually a 1.trillion chance of happening 🤓

[@karnvirmahal5380]

@@VHS_anologhorrorI’m actually it’s not 1.trillion it’s 0.000 000 000 001🤓

[@user-ni4bf7dh6z]

I didn't ignore it. By the way, It only has a 0.0000000001% chance of happening which is one in a trillion chance. I didn't even think it's legit due to the odds.

[@saintseanw]

22:48 ima be honest, he is really good at singing! 😮

[@alexbaes3733]

Taekatitihaha😆😆🖕🖕🖕💥👣

[@Plantyboi]

Crafter staying looking for a bee hive to get stung Wana get infected and cough out a lung was perfect

[@autumnsamazingadventures]

Craftee:*gasps* the axe is sharp throw it on my eyes! had me dying 😂

[@autumnsamazingadventures]

And speaking of dying good luck on winning the challenge craftee!

[@MarcosKitamura]

This might take time but take red stone and connect it to a lever at height limit and place drip stone at the top connect the lever to the top of the drip stone and wait until it falls on you maybe if you use enough drip stone and you put it high enough it will kill you since drip stone does damage Or use blue fire it does damage if you go in and out of the fire fast enough it will kill you

[@claytonmullins8175]

it would have been interesting if he didn't do the dragon, or the void, idk what to think would work

[@softrain77]

this is the first craftee video i ever watched

[@ahaangupta]

19:34 it’s “where art THY enderman?”

[@yallareblind4948]

There may be a way you missed. The way your dev programmed this is that a fire helm protects from burning and a propeller hat stops falling. If you fall WHILE on fire, you win.

[@JackLate-iu5vo]

👌

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Or //kill

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In the chat

[@SansTheSkeletin]

Craftee you could've put something in your off hand and main hand and go into water so the floaties dont spawn in your hands

[@TomLongAnimation]

Total coool, , bro ✌️😅 you crack me up craft boy diving in Minecraft is what I’m best at Jeremy 🙈🎶💕👀

[@Basketball2147]

I love it when parker brings up old memories like challenge AcCePtEd or Jeffrey the horse

[@prettyaiza9648]

18:32 I Laughed When The Bed Broke In The Nether 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@songvivian191]

Also u could die blue flames so in to it go out to it very fast and u will take dmg

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Hello

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I love you CRAFTEE

[@oreo01129]

Before the vid started, the door to exit my bedroom was somehow not able to open even though it wasn’t locked, so I forced it to open.

[@timvrooman]

My son has an idea for a mod world. He's a big fan. You make a world like heaven with angels and light stuff. You go around to find items to make a portal to come back to earth. But you have to find quartz blocks to make the portal and a bucket of gold water. Make two other lands that are under the big land you started with. Escape by going to the two islands under the big island and you'll find chests on those islands.

[@user-tu4ph2xo5h]

Crafted we know blue fire right. The blue fire is strongest fire in minecraft you should go to nether and if you found a soul fire you should back and forth fast.

[@yerlisaguzman4538]

That drowning ice thing was good! Just use a speed potion to go faster and drown.

[@Ciponblox]

The luck of full ender portal is just impossible.

[@bobuxman6804]

Too real

[@Skullhawk13]

Well so unlikely as to be functionally impossible anyway but it is actually technically possible

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[@sebastianw8744]

Bro really said “I just wanna get shot in the face nothing weird or anything”🤣

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Craftee: "I love you too Mr Ghast."

[@UM14Music]

22:49 Craftee has a good voice.

[@Bug12493]

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[@Nano99890]

​@@Bug12493 weird fan I guess?

[@atticinsane1]

Wut the heck?

[@Lucas_B._patterson982]

What you have to do is walk in and out of soul sand fire/flames

[@darcydevere2740]

Well yu can swim up wen yu eat a enchanted golden apple

[@ok...........................]

21:54 thats a 1 in 10000000000 chanve ur lucky

[@Soundwave1752]

Plot twist, the enderdragon was waiting for this and was trying to help you

[@abenaserwaa7528]

get a vex wing,a phantom wing and a bee wing and combine them

[@user-uh2jf4xs2h]

the lava would summon a hat that heals you but the mod you use have one small flaw, if you run in and out of blue fire, you would take more damage than normal fire and evetually die. You can also use thorns to stab yourself while fighting the strongest enemy in the world, 'armor stand with full thorns init' makes the rare death message of dying while fighting armor stand.

[@Enderman-Wither]

The void

[@thescalystorm]

Here's my plan. Step 1) combine the max of Instant Damage, Hunger, and Poison. Step 2) aline it with a piston that breaks the drip stone The potions should keep his health low enough that when the drip stone falls he immediately dies.

[@SofhiaSantos-cu1nj]

AH😂😆

[@mif_sovremennosty]

I guess potions don't work

[@angelamartinez5455]

He have instant health power bruh

[@angelamartinez5455]

He have instant health power bruh

[@angelamartinez5455]

He have instant health power bruh

[@DavidSureMan]

There's actually a super weird way to die so you go up enough so you would die of fall damage at the bottom of your giant pillar you put a waterlogged rail and you go all the way up use a minecart and fall on the waterlogged rail and then you ded

[@ziazys7919]

"I might be able to force drown myself" you don't gotta do this, man we can talk about it 😥

[@kenquan5308]

I remember i used the soul fire in the nether , just go back and forward and u take damage until you die

[@clarencebynum6979]

I think it’s time you go back to memory Lane and get every custom heart

[@breejohnson3655]

The blue fire in the nether if you walk in and out super fast, you can die, but you have to get obsidian

[@rachaelbisceglie7033]

I love your videos and also I love Chester. He’s really cool and you.

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My 7 year old Myles wants me to say he’s a HUGE fan of you and loves your videos thanks for your content ❤

[@Air103]

9:24 it means it's better to hold onto something one has already than to risk losing it by trying to attain something better it's also called A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush

[@user-cd2nv6os8g]

21:55 bro just got the 1 in 1 million chance thing💀

[@ethanma-ji4sd]

I had a idea if you could go in the water and use magma to drown yourself!

[@kingplayz3643]

"Minecraft but everything I touch breaks" that sounds like a great video idea

[@enderfoxgameryeet3182]

I don’t know why I read it like “Minecraft but every thing I break sounds like a good video idea” 🤣

[@paulpugsley1881]

You won’t be able to stand though if you installed that

[@meymey5880]

Okkkkkkkkk

[@itszolya]

You should’ve tried jumping out of the void

[@WhittyYT]

“Minecraft but everything I touch breaks, first: my back”

[@lukasmay1579]

Your videos are so good I used you for an art project!

[@user-ef2ou3bu9x]

Лаврова Павлодарского ОООООО❤🎉😊

[@user-xy3fl2ov6t]

try shooting arrows up into the air so that they fall down and hit you

[@haydenfort2811]

I have been putting this on every one of Craftee’s new vids but he needs to make a video called Minecraft but I can Buy Custom Chesters. It would be cool if you could get different ones that all have different abilities from other vids. There could also be an original Chester that has the multiplier.

[@rukururirin]

Also the skeleton that was shooting you in the woodland mansion was left handed which are apparently rare.

[@larryjohnson-wg2by]

I love you and chester

[@CaliStephens]

Go to the end portal with silver fish!

[@jeffreyshedler]

He should've tried the void, because bedrock can only be broken by a glitch

[@leezhetong68]

OR he could use the end

[@Munibiscool1234]

Your not smart guys going to the void will make you go upwards just like maison and mikey attempted to die so your dumb

[@cheezywunder9376]

If you drop dripstone from high enough it will kill you instantly.

[@Jorontoro15]

Go to the end and fall in the void

[@daisymartinez7080]

To do it I wanna do is get into fire get out. We do it on blue fire and you take damage.

[@Chauncybearmusic88]

Still can’t get over the fact he sounds like Parker plays

[@tkennerk10]

Lets be honest here, that dispenser was just chester in disguise

[@jelly_nugget1604]

😂

[@bleesman1084]

Agreed

[@Ultimate_Thunder]

Yes 👍😎

[@Idiot540]

😂😂😂😂

[@mrs.h9843]

Hey, craftee your sister on KZbin. Her name is obby.

[@gamingwithyokiepokie0590]

IN THE END THERE WAS A LION KING REFERENCE

[@beautybar5953]

Craftee just sing a song like can’t touch this nah nah nah nah😂

[@justanothergamer64]

Bro the "challenge ACCEPTED" at the beginning of the video just gave me hella nostalgia for Parker Plays

[@brix_max]

Wouldnt it also be impossible to die if you just run a comand that automatically places a totem in your offhand at all times?

[@IbiIbi3]

The void would still work tho.

[@brix_max]

@@IbiIbi3 you only take damage every half of a second (10 game ticks) but the totem get put in your offhand as fast as possible (1 game tick) so that would work but i think you die regardless at a certain depth in the void so maybe youre right

[@year3internationalsisciput465]

@brix_max i think your right.

[@bageldogm]

@@brix_max Totems don't work in the void.

[@brix_max]

@@bageldogm might be that you just die at a certain point in the void regardless but idk