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[@nickrowscrew24]

If Pinocchio were to point to his nose and say it would grow, his brain would short circuit and he would collapse. Following that Pinocchio in an alternate dimension would come across this question, test his theory and cause his universe to be eaten by a black hole. After being eaten by the black hole, the second Pinocchio meets the first one in a new multiverse where noses don’t exist and pineapples rule the world.

[@m4inless607]

Yes

[@nathanvangossen3441]

Makes sense

[@sharonmohan6598]

Genius

[@braincorn4571]

Wow

[@Banritek]

Seems legit

[@starshime]

"GUESS WHAT I GOT GUYS, A FLAMETHROWER" is probably one of the most terrifying things Jerome could ever say

[@NeonLegand]

with the whole question about Pinocchio's nose i think it will constantly grow and shrink so fast that it could be around Mach speed destroying the town/city he is in but when it finally stops the sudden change in speed results in either one of two options 1) the force from the sudden stop causes a shockwave type effect that causes the earth to explode or 2) it creates a blackhole or possibly even a mini bigbang

[@breadeater1972]

well if it's inf speed, first of all, his nose will 100% hit a planet and he will die. And second, if he didn't die and the nose came back, the universe and possibly universes if the multiverse theory is correct, will not exist and vaporize, and be born into a sentient being.

[@Lazyshadowcat]

the black hole will destroy the earth soo... yeah. same with the mini bigbang (smallbang)

[@breadeater1972]

@@Lazyshadowcat but what about the universe/universes? if inf speed than everything vaporizes no matter what

[@NeonLegand]

@@breadeater1972 If the multiverse is real I dont see all of it being destroyed maybe 3-4 other universes outside of ours

[@youwin899]

No there’s about seven or eight universes others not three or four

[@yourfacejec3336]

Instead of growing, Pinocchio's nose implodes! It grows, but it does so in a direction opposite of what he was expecting. Thus creating a paradox in which his nose actually shrinks by growing through his head.

[@Mastrivy]

I like this idea

[@tvzuu]

hi, I put a lot of time into my videos and I'd appreciate it if y'all took a look :)

[@MajronStudios]

2:06 The paradox will cause the universe to go backwards, dogs and cats to breed to make a hybrid, people turn into robots and then to cars and then into planets, Optimus prime will become Canadian like his voice actor, students will teach teachers, for a brief moment we have all our unanswered questions answered, and finally the infinite universe will ultimately collapse under the sheer stress of this question!

[@coolgamerstuffz2054]

I think Pinocchio’s nose will start growing and ungrowing getting faster and faster each time until Pinocchio’s head combusts into a burning ball of flames or he creates a black hole that teleports him to the multiverse where he meets other Pinocchio who all say look my nose will grow causing the Big Bang and that is how the world started the end. 😁

[@Mallo_Master]

I vote this one

[@pupperquincy3430]

I agree

[@kristianderekball2538]

Same

[@EmperorAzriel]

Nah nothing happens his nose will grow eventually but not until he tells a lie. Saying his nose will grow isn't a lie.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Okay, hear me out; Pinnochio grows a SECOND NOSE That grows cause he lied. His nose grows because he lied, but the one he pointed at doesn't grow. This means that he can spawn infinite noses off his body by saying, "each of my noses will grow" to become a wooden porcupinecone and we can farm him for wood more efficiently; this also means, however, that no prison can contain him; all he has to do is grow more noses and keep lying untill the walls give out. Depending on the toughness of the walls, this means he can also compress his body into super-toughened Uber-hardwood, and become invincible to small arms fire. The more we try to contain pinnochio, the stronger he becomes. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk; tonight we'll be discussing the horrors of classic films.

[@JoeySiege]

I love it

[@shaodwluna5576]

Hi my name is shadow and I like pineapples

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@shaodwluna5576 I like them on Pizza!

[@inskaetalks5870]

Obviously Pinocchio will have to grow 3 more feet to sustain such a nose. It will grow so long that it will create a space breach where the nose enters Jerome's house were they find out who will be the superior nose. After a long battle Pinocchio's nose will break leaving Jerome with a tired and slightly wounded but winning nose. Oh but it doesn't end there since Pinocchio's nose broke Jerome now has his supper power but a twist instead the nose only grows Every time he tells the truth and so season two arrives.

[@sohamdesai7027]

Logic has entered the chat Time to ruin your day with logic. If you think about it... If Pinocchio was speaking he became a real boy. Which means his nose will grow even if he is lying because of him growing bigger like a normal boy. So at that moment he will be speaking the truth about his nose growing. Pinocchio, in his statement uses general terms and no specific rate of growth or cause of growth... Thank God for lack of conditions in that statement or the black hole would've consumed us...

[@waynehutchins3431]

Best idea I've seen so far.

[@tvzuu]

hi, I put a lot of time into my videos and I'd appreciate it if y'all took a look :)

[@inskaetalks5870]

@@sohamdesai7027 yes that be true my lad but rate of growth is countered because Jerome will be using “Jerome” time

[@foxlife05]

you should get a few extra people to play bed wars with you guys so you can do duo’s to add a little extra strategy and everything to the modded bed wars we all know and love

[@thedisguisedduck6824]

Option one: Pinocchio's nose will become a superposition of having grown and not grown at the same time. To collapse this superposition the nose must be observed, but the observer is in a superposition and has to be observed, but the observer of the observer is now in superposition, so there is an infinite regress of observations and Thomas Aquinas awakens from his grave. Option two: Pinocchio's nose is erased from existence.

[@thecookiemonstergaming5916]

Who is Thomas Aquila’s

[@breadeater1972]

I think Pinocchio will point to his nose, become evil and try to take over the world. And maybe become the main villain in a book. Maybe something like "The Sisters Grimm." And then yes.

[@calvinclarke7941]

I love modded bed wars great vid Jerome and friends. ( he always makes my day better)

[@HalalTRB]

Jerome always comes out with new bangers to watch for all ages also Jerome you are an amazing youtuber u honestly deserve a break

[@blazingfury5158]

If Pinocchio said "my nose will grow" It won't do anything because he didn't say when, so 30 years later his nose grows at Mach 7 as I peirces the multiverse and tears through the fabric of space and time, after that there will be another big bang and the the entire multiverse will restart

[@jenniferbirkhauser22]

I think Pinocchio would just would just spontaneously combust

[@Kophe3e]

Pinocchio’s nose will then vibrate at breakneck speeds, it will forever vibrate, whenever he lies it grows but still vibrates, like a chainsaw

[@watermelonman1659]

If Pinocchio would say his nose would grow, the sacred timeline would be broken forever and every single thing that knows Pinocchio’s name would come out of his toilet and Batman would finally kill Spiderman. Cappy would FINALLY become General Blast’em, Dropsy would become Catchsy, Steadfast would become Steadslow, Monkey would turn into Monklock, and Blade would become Knife, the Earth would turn flat, Oh and the last thing, Jerome’s nose would shrink to normal size.

[@omniwatcher1797]

If Pinocchio were to point at his nose and say it will grow, it would first begin to grow and shrink, before Pinocchio implodes, simultaneously destroying and recreating his universe where he is a real boy, so this paradox would never occur again.

[@TyBot-ed5ko]

Add in something so you can trade the beacon for resources, to incentivize attacking.

[@TyBot-ed5ko]

Maybe emeralds

[@pikle6470]

If Pinocchio were to point at his nose and then say that it would grow, his nose would start to grow backwards starting at his regular nose point. That means there would be a nose shaped hole in his head that goes from front to back.

[@aaronalkor]

“I’m pretty sure you made a noise. That’s just sounds you’re making” -Vale Underwood, Captain O’Blastem, describing what all words are like

[@wow6710]

For the Pinocchio question. Pinocchio would say it and gain control over when his nose grows so when he lies it won’t grow anymore but only when he wants it to and also it grows to an infinite amount of what Pinocchio wants.

[@deanswar4413]

Love your vids keep up the good work

[@amsetting2206]

Jerome thank you for posting daily your vids really do just make my day

[@aaronalkor]

“I’m pretty sure Zeus wears pants” …If you knew anything, you’d know he doesn’t wear them enough

[@betajediwizard5680]

Ayyyy Welcome back to the comment section everyone! 😁😁😁

[@NeonLegand]

glad to be back

[@ironeagle0209]

2:07 Pinocchio after saying that will reveal that he is actually a Terminator.

[@freshwatamelon]

If Pinocchio pointed to his nose and said it would grow, pineapple pizza would taste good.

[@Noah-kh8vs]

Poor Stead and Monkey, they were asked Jerome questions. For Stead: “If it’s opposite day, do you not not not not not not not not not not not not _____?” For Monkey: “If Pinocchio points at his nose and says, ‘My nose will grow,’ what happens?” I want to see Jerome answer these questions

[@Noah-kh8vs]

PS, Jerome I saw Cappy’s stream and he said you were experimenting with your channel. I know I speak for myself and a bunch of your fans, old and new, by saying that we still love you, the Buddies, and your content :)

[@FishTacoGuy1]

Thanos: I am inevitable. Cappy: And I am... A DISTRACTION! N I G E R U N D A Y O

[@hyperswag506]

Jerry I absolutely love how you post like clockwork, it makes my day. Also Jerry, please bring back the lucky block wall pranks with you and Blade and the invisibility cloak. Please! Also, it is a real thing. The Pinocchio Paradox en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinocchio_paradox

[@Horridcupid]

NAKED CAPPY FOR THE WIN

[@Kuat_Iae]

If Pinocchio were to do this, it would not only create a black with a center denser than any black hole known to man, but it would implode on itself and according to whitehole theory would create a reverse blackhole.

[@romainfontaine4667]

Nobody : Chat : Pinnochio will either have his nose grow and shrink or create a inter-dimensional portal to the maybe zone. Jerome : Hey my name is Jerome and I love pineapples.

[@KazuNEET]

Well if pinnocio does say his nose will grow, it doesn't mean his nose will grow at that moment. He could be talking about the future which means his nose will not grow because he technically didn't say a lie.

[@isaiahvandyk9758]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@Mr_Nobody_Man_Guy]

The explanation is simple. Pinocchio cannot say that his nose will grow, he is forbidden by the ancient laws. Alternatively, it is not in the nature of Pinocchio to say “My nose will grow”, he is right and in his perspective is telling the truth.

[@Mr_Nobody_Man_Guy]

The true question is “what happens if Jerry says his nose will grow?” How can Jerry lie if he not not not on Opposite Day in New Jersey telling the truth?

[@ayaankhawar2297]

Jerome we love the videos keep it up and much love

[@smartydude727]

If Pinocchio pointed to his nose and said it would grow the universe would explode

[@rinneganjackson6315]

Pinocchios nose shoots out thousands of miles reels back to normal size before shooting out again and repeats. This happens at speeds no speedster can keep up. As it continues the fabric of the space and time begins to deteriorate at tremendous speed. The sky turns pink humans start looking like roblox characters before shifting to minecraft and then to lego figurines. The moon becomes a meatball the seas turn into spaghetti. The white is magically transformed into a huge outhouse and Shrek walks out buttoning up his pants. Mars becomes a block of cheese and Saturn turns into a doughnut. Pluto increases in size until the universe revolves around it. With the words AM I A PLANET NOW imprinted on it. Dropsy starts screaming Jerome's name. Steve starts looking at his contract to figure out if this was included with insurance. Cappy creates a dog army and takes over Texas. Blade starts texting Jerome going why Jerome Why? And stead climbs a tree. Monkey is chased by lucky blocks with Jerome's face on them. Rayne comes knocking on Jerome's door saying it's his time to be banished to the editors realm. And all the while Jerome is eating gummy bears shaped to look like toes while watching the sun turn into jello

[@austinyuh]

If Pinocchio were to point at his nose and say it would grow, his nose would go inside his head and he smells his brain and learned about the 4th dimension. He then went on to make craftmine which outplayed Minecraft in every way and blew up the Universe and Multiverse .

[@Ham_Lad46290]

I say when Pinocchio points to his nose and says "My nose will grow" = it will grow, then shrink back to its original form. BUT it'll be in a perpetual loop that gets faster and faster, eventually Pinocchio's nose would be increasing and decreasing so fast that it can be counted as an engine and they stick him in a makeshift Steam Train Engine and they make him power it indefinitely

[@nourmekkawy6391]

Jerome you always make my day

[@MadelieneLovesU]

If pinocchio pointed to his nose and said it would grow, I believe that he he would glitch and then turn into a godly being, summon a mega black hole and travel through the space time continuom. Once he reaches an alternate universe, he would take over the Pinocchio from that universe, and he would go to the next alternate universe. This will repeat infinitley. While that happens, entire Pinocchio armies would travel to other universes and destroy them. This would be called The Pinocchio Incident.

[@boredbakedpanda4207]

If Pinocchio pointed at his nose and said it will grow, his nose gains consciousness, grows arms and legs, learns to play the guitar and starts a punk band called Liars Remorse.

[@jjohnson2445]

Cappy and dropsy should join insane craft since they have their own channel called dropsy asf and Cappy asf

[@_Amplified]

cap deserved to win for once im glad he did

[@groudon6775]

Honestly what would happen with Pinocchio is a kugleblitz would apear and slowly but surely eat the entire earth untill all thats left is a hotel with 9 or so people in it. If you know, you know

[@TodayVoyage9212]

If Pinocchio were to point to his nose and say "my nose will grow his nose would not IMMEDIATELY grow but later in the future he would tell a lie and his nose would grow. BUT if he never told another lie in his life , his nose would immediately grow. Summary: His nose is a time traveling entity

[@benjaminhoover07]

The awnser to the question is simple. When he asks the question he will short circuit his nose makeing in stay in a constant state of growing and not growing creating the infite nose of shortness and length.

[@horsefaceguy3768]

Cappy: aggressively stands.

[@grim_reaper9906]

I think pinnoccios nose will shrink and then everything explodes then everything resets but everyone has the super power Jerome wants to have and that’s what I think happens to pinocchios nose or after the reset everyone is a fish

[@felixschroeder5996]

They should put a 3 second respawn timer or something

[@AnonymousZCool]

Pinocchio is cool like Jerome 👊

[@snaker9999]

I think it would break all comprehension since we would be unable to comprehend what happens after such a contradiction.

[@yeetgod7132]

Pinocchio will explode but he won't because it's opposite day

[@arjansingh6756]

I think Pinocchio's nose would infinitely grow and break the spacetime continuum causing the death of the multiverse he then goes on to an alternative multiverse to be a god to them knowing he can destroy multiverse by saying a sentence and ends up being the ruler of everything

[@danielhanna5463]

His nose will shrink instead of grow. Because he is not telling the truth, his nose will change size, but instead of growing, it will shrink. This is just purely to spite him as the paradoxical misfit that he is. This is also the only way that he can theoretically reduce the size of his nose. Imagine having a growing nose that you can never shrink… unless someone decides to take a circular saw to his sniffer and use the material as kindle for an eternal fire, Pinocchio would have an absolutely horrible life. This is the canonical was he gets rid of excess material.

[@flippersumogaming]

Space and time is what made you exist jerome

[@corbineddy5050]

Jerome deserved to win like he’s the better player and had such good gear

[@alexbohman5168]

Let’s start a petition to get rid of dropsy from all future vids

[@Radicaldical]

The pinocchio question would be that the universe resets and all predatorial birds will have a jerome nose for a beak

[@bakugokatsuki657]

Extra toasted is AMAZING

[@Shrimp_lover06]

On the pinnochio topic, if pinnochio said for instance "time travel will be possible in the future" if it doesn't grow does that mean time travel would be possible

[@Mugiyah2006]

If Pinocchio lied about his nose growing, his nose would disappear and turn into Jerome’s nose

[@Solaire_of_Astora069]

By my calculations Pinochio’s nose will transform him into Jerome since Jerome has a big nose while getting teleported to a pinapple land because of the black hole so mathematically my estimation is correct

[@trevormaybee6504]

Love your videos hope to see a bed wars or monster industries with everyone including Steve and stead

[@madoa7279]

His nose splits in half and when one side grows the other shrinks then it flips and it they keep growing and shrinking. Eventually he gets dizzy, trips, and his nose starts breaking the ground like a jackhammer, at which point he gets a scholarship to jackhammer university. He graduates at the top of his class, then quickly gets burnout at his job, literally, as the friction of his nose halves rubbing against each other ignites his nose at which point he spontaneously combusts and gets post-mortally inducted into the Jackhammer University hall of fame as the most prolific double piston jackhammer practitioner to ever grace their halls

[@derrickplaysyt1592]

9:53 Do it, trust me :)

[@karenhenderson5954]

The Universe goes 💥💥💥

[@grantsmith1635]

Pinnochio’s nose follows the Fibonacci sequence and everytime he lies it grows in increasingly large intervals

[@_rize2knight_]

It won't grow because Pinocchio said "It WILL grow.", meaning that if he ever lies in the future and his nose grows, his nose will not grow now. The problem is that Pinocchio becomes human and therefore will never have his nose grow in the future, as such his nose will grow if that was his last lie.

[@alexnemariam9888]

I think that when Pinocchio points at his nose and says that. That’s the day the sun explodes.

[@brodenhammel3883]

If Pinocchio we're to point to his nose and say it were to grow, it is in of itself a contradiction so I believe he would split into two were ones nose grew and the others didn't, and then in order to exist they must always do the opposite of the other with the other suffering the consequences of the other's actions.

[@scout7225]

I think Pinocchio's nose will grow and then shrink and then grow and then shrink and then grow and then shrink and then grow and then shrink and then grow and then shrink and then grow and then shrink and then grow and then shrink and then grow and then shrink and then grow and then shrink and then grow and then shrink and then grow and then shrink and then a black hole spawns and consumes Pinocchio and then disappears

[@carlsellers472]

I say that reality will restart with Pinocchio not existing

[@ThatOneGuyOverTheree]

I agree with Mr. Jerome. Black holes for everyone!

[@marcusjordan1955]

Did you know The flash and that Rick and Morty and back to the Future have the same thing in common they create new dimensions or it goes into New dimensions because back to the Future is basically about change of timeline and they make a new dimension or figure out timeline in the flesh is about the same thing and Rick and Morty is basically about going different dimension to protect one another not really changing timeline.

[@axehead9217]

I think Pinocchio's nose would straight up explode with an explosion so big it blows up the whole world

[@khino2910]

Pinocio's nose would grow and then shrink so rapidly that he created a black hole that swallowed him and his whole universe and it would create a universal apocalypse because he would begin swallowing other pinoccio timelines with his black hole and the only thing that could stop him would be one Steven Libby Rutherford the sixteen junior

[@teagansims1956]

I feel like if Pinocchio pointed to his nose and said it would grow it would grow. Technically it is not possible for it to grow because it is made of wood and it is not a sapling. Therefore it would “grow” longer.

[@Wolffang10210]

If Pinocchio were to point at his nose and say it would grow, existence would short circuit

[@kylepugmire100]

If Pinocchio were to say his nose would grow it would grow for a second and then shrink back and then grow again but further, gaining more and more momentum until his nose grows from the back and front of his head until it wraps around the earth and just gives him one big nose to rival the infamous schnoz of Jerome

[@brodydehart4488]

If Pinocchio did that the entire universe would simultaneously decide to accept pineapple pizza then realize our mistakes and at that moment the universe would then instantaneously combust

[@TyBot-ed5ko]

You should add a respawn timer

[@thegrandshrek2788]

Pinocchio's nose would grow and shrink for ever and would get constant headaches.

[@malcolmbrown2741]

If Pinocchio were to point to his nose and say it would grow, he would be stuck in an infinite time loop reliving that month until he does not say it.

[@barnboi7304]

Have a good day

[@anolifenamedblitz4548]

Pinocchio himself would become a walking distortion of time frozen for all eternity because of the fact he created a paradox with his nose

[@zacpenguin1846]

I think Jerome's favourite thing would appear in front of pinocchio and explodes into cappy appearing

[@taxfraudmasterelite]

His nose would expand and contract faster and faster. He becomes a wooden woodpecker and pecks himself into an alternate dimension and frogs are giant and bees have 3 stingers.

[@Fyreshield]

Nosepass will correct Pinnochio on its name and evolutionary capabilities

[@wagondragonvr5426]

If Pinocchio were to point at his nose and say it would grow a multi dimensional portal would be created leading to a nuclear explosion which then resets the entire world.

[@josephstalin1022]

If Pinocchio pointed to his nose the nose would seemingly do nothing because as soon as it starts it stops meaning it can never actually grow to any sort of noticeable amount however it will constantly be growing a tiny amount

[@bye34267]

i think becase monkey didnt know stead should explode and in his place a baby monkey will apear and then jerome will laugh at him

[@jacksonlong9120]

Video idea: Greek gods also Roman gods

[@mr.dynomite8890]

Pinocchio's nose would grow and then shrink again, continually, in a loop forever.

[@ZanderDT]

His nose will instantly be cut off and regrow instantly eventually creating a super nova of energy and as it fluctuates between grown and cut off it will soon make too much energy to where everything around him in a 200 mile radius will be sucked of energy eventually making dark matter, as the dark matter spreads the world in two and humanity ends and eventually every thing is consumed as Pinocchio is left to ponder why he said the statement “My nose will grow” and is left there to think of all his loved ones and how he left them behind for those words

[@trafficking_]

I think both Pinocchio nose would spit in half. Then half would grow and half would shrink

[@kaelbanico3497]

i think the fairy that made pinocchios nose grow will be very mad that pinocchio outsmarted her punishment

[@Theyesoriginal]

I think the tentacle monster will destroy world from insane craft