Craig Ferguson 2/1/12B Late Late Show MONOLOGUE

[@SueBeaWho]

"Just insert the word gay or balls and we got a show." LOLOL

[@BTVS666]

@kubek They are doing it to get even more rich. Under them new bills are being made to make bigger tax cuts for them possible.

[@LeonardSultana]

How do I get tickets to this thing?! I'm in the Yewnitedstaites in July (Comic Con. Don't fucking judge me.) and I'd love to go. Craig is just so bloody awesome. Him, Charlie Brooker and Neil Patrick Harris. According to my wife, they're allowed on 'the list'. But only them, okay?

[@cinderellacomplex7]

@ukdeejay Just remember that it's first come, first serve though. So if you can't fit into one show, keep trying.

[@kubek]

Why do rich guys get into politics?? I mean if I was rich I'd just sit in my bunker-shaped house deep underground and play x-box all day.

[@lonewolf604]

hey mal, do you know who you should marry? a snail, or maybe a sloth