Craig Ferguson - Geoff gets touchy

03.02.2014 - The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

[@udaykiran1398]

"Secretariat, kick his ass!". LMAO

[@ORagnar]

0:40 "We're running a new game now here Ferguson" LOL

[@liamthegreatkitson]

0:43 Also Craig "Hey. You know I'll tell you the new game we're running, the game we're running is "Pull the Plug on (CRIKEY) Robot", how about that game?!"

[@jasperkaro1371]

This show is so chaotic its like Craig Fergusons fever dream

[@frefremcgee9196]

Jasper Karo That’s sort of what the finale was. Classic.

[@Mediaright]

"Look! Death may be closer than you think!" omfg xD

[@FLAME4564]

lawl XD truely Awkward xD LOL.

[@BHFFS]

Who but Craig makes artistic perspective jokes on late night? I miss this sort of intelligent humor.

[@zr3755]

Me trying to pretend that doesn't legitimately scare me

[@BL00DYME55]

I love when Geoff just quietly chuckles to himself. It's so contagious haha

[@89horizon]

"I got a battery in my ass just like you do!" You can tell by Craig's facial expression and reaction that he's trying to think of a good comeback but can't. xD

[@rrahmanov]

Lol that look was more like an embarrassing secret got out.

[@Kyle_Riel]

@SorcererOne yeah it was

[@jamirimaj6880]

@@rrahmanov so he really has a battery in his ass, no wonder he's so full of energy lol

[@jamirimaj6880]

​@@rrahmanovi think with the crowd reaction, they get it that it meant craig is being controlled too lol

[@valeweathers]

this trio is my new favourite thing. I'm scared to run out of videos.

[@FabioD182]

I've been living off Craig Ferguson's videos for years and I've just now seen this one. You're probably good.

[@Cazz8203]

I'm terrified of running out

[@bernlin2000]

Craig replays beautifully: you can always rediscover videos too :-)

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

You will eventually since the show is over, but rediscovering the videos after some time is pure bliss

[@Krystalmyth]

Honestly there is soooooo much content... This was a daily show for more than a decade. Whether or not its available is another question.

[@EddieDuesentrieb]

It is like Craig's personal messed up mind theater

[@nucleardivide290]

that secretariat kick gets me every time

[@rysmith9433]

It Hurts terrible.

[@alcaldealer8515]

Hey CBS. Thanks for removing your only show I'd ever watch... Cheers

[@sidj3018]

what’s cbs

[@KillerRaspberry]

sid aj Cake Before Sex

[@KG-qk1qp]

@@KillerRaspberry "Cups Be 'Spensive"

[@shefchenko111]

CBS is nowadays "can't be seen" (about CF's show) :(

[@Danledz]

@@sidj3018 the channel the show used to be on

[@Cazz8203]

Complete madness...I love this show

[@_cloudiiskxy_158]

CazzSDMF I miss this show so much

[@SharpWalkers]

"I have a battery up my ass just as you do!" Boy did that one get me!

[@FLAME4564]

SharpWalkers XD LOL im gonna remember that one for the rest of my life LOL XD

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

You have to love it whenever Josh came up with something that flat out silences Craig.

[@svengali2290]

SharpWalkers the "that's right we're running a new game here Ferguson" fucking murdered me for the night 😂😂😂 Im gonna be laughing at that phrase for the next couple of days

[@voabarros]

I didnt get the battery joke

[@JaneXemylixa]

The way they beep the swearwords is perfect!

[@SkylarBowrey]

They do beep swear words perfectly!!!:)

[@munkybiz6737]

ay caramba 🇪🇸 ooh la la 🇫🇷

[@lolface720]

Tootsie Frutsie

[@TheRobobuck]

Careful icarus

[@markfrancis1210]

Balls

[@grishemall]

@@markfrancis1210 (harmonica sounds)

[@ziomalisty]

It's a stew!

[@ian7061]

Don't fly too close to the sun with those wax wings of yours!

[@akashchoudhary8162]

@@ziomalisty What is it?

[@jordanpiesmith]

This show was so underrated

[@Frankincensedjb123]

The funniest parts of the show always involved these two. Geoff was hilarious

[@Raigoor09]

I still cannot believe CBS managers even allowed Ferguson on TV. This is hilarious

[@boskee]

They had no say in this. Letterman owned this timeslot.

[@jamirimaj6880]

@@boskee Yeah that and he actually won the ratings battle at some point, so yeah I think CBS managers can allow that lol

[@mhansl]

This show could have been just these three plus random audience members, and it would still be the greatest thing on TV.

[@FinalFirebrand]

It wasn't the late show we deserved, but it was the late show we needed.

[@chrisanon2560]

2022 I miss Craig so much.

[@zTheCrxZy]

0:11 well this ecalated quickly😂😂😂

[@operator6471]

All I needed to watch was Craig, Geoff and the horse.

[@kaijaxxblade7372]

"Secretariat, kick his ass for me"

[@Doctor699]

'I got a battery in my ass just like you do!' Almost on the actual floor xD

[@shai.loves.tacos.]

Doctor699 best part 😂😂😂

[@chilidrummer8333]

„Come here, I’ll kick your a55!“ gets me every time haha 😂

[@kevinrussell5099]

I guess it was fortunate for my health that the show ended. Having to stay up that late every night for the best thing on television probably wasn't good for me but it sure was fun!

[@JJGeneral1]

Didn’t have DVR?

[@kevinrussell5099]

@@JJGeneral1 No, no DVR

[@nerfherder4284]

Geoff riling up Secretariat is just too funny 😂 "Kick his ass" 😂

[@filipjecz]

I see it's this time of the year. KZbin just suggested this video for me. See you in 3 months everyone, after I rewatch everything.

[@TiaMat99]

sooo... rewatched this lately?

[@the1realanalogman]

And it never gets old!!!

[@nawal8821]

LOL this is anarchy

[@MrDodgerdodson]

"We're running a new game here Ferguson' is one of the rawest fucking lines to ever have been said on television.

[@alittlereddotinaseaofblue9565]

The best late night show since Johnny Carson.

[@nygjeffyt8501]

This trio was so funny together

[@maximillianosaben]

Secretariat as Geoff's wingman is hilarious and redundant.

[@ChefinBb]

This was a weird fucking show. Love it.

[@brendar9363]

These clips are great!!

[@alex.druganov]

Death may be closer than you think😂😂😂

[@eaunan]

...this video's so good I watched it a second time and still laughed as hard as I did the first time! ...thanks for posting!

[@pleasewhy]

Thanks for these short clips Eduardo! Great compilation you have :D

[@eduardocarvalho7444]

Thank you pluskavec! :))

[@ushankudagammana9963]

you know its serious when secratariat opens the barn door

[@NovaXP]

I love how he sounds like he's legitimately angry at 0:32

[@paulblair5328]

We are Scottish. We sound angry all the time anything louder than a whisper :P

[@joaocolaco1498]

For those who are wondering, beer is what made Milwaukee famous

[@benadams3569]

I think it was Gary Marshall

[@bobcharlotte8724]

Milwaukee is famous?

[@hedge685]

Bob Ueker too.

[@maxwell1737]

definitly the best talk show ever !! ( not sure we call that a talk show but hey )

[@christopherjamesboudoir]

Secritariat, kick his ass, kick his ass! Always gets me.

[@timaglam9140]

Who dsnt love this mess of a show😂😂😂😂😍😍😂😂😂😂

[@skinoff89]

Craig’s fighting with the voices in his head

[@Taurusman58]

Kick his ass Secretariat .. lol

[@Darin.Pearson]

0:28 "That's it, yeah. That's right" Hahahaha

[@CaptainBlueShell]

*I mean could you ever see Fallon or Corden have this much entertainment, excitement or humor by having the host almost have his a$$ kicked by a skeleton robot or 2 guys in a horse costume n for it to make any sense at all?.... Didnt think so!*

[@Shnitzelpuff]

Geoff is like a tv version of SwaggerSouls

[@TripleXMango]

1:47 is genuinely so funny to me. The few times Geoff gets caught in these improv so he just lays his cards on the table. Reminds me of the harmonica at the end of the place in new hampshire bit.

[@emergencyCALL911]

Poor Craig, ganged up on by a robot skeleton and a pantomime horse.

[@travis8404]

best night show ,that shit on right now don't even come close , Craig COME BACK

[@Djm8520]

Craig liked his country music. What made Milwaukee famous, Geoff? Beer!

[@Squirrelconga]

"that's right." 🤣

[@StoicKing7]

Craig needs a show like Norm had for a few years. Just a weird, format-less/without structure show, interviewing people he likes and saying weird shit

[@arirhamdar394]

craig at 0:31 lmaooo so offended 😂

[@bamaphoenix9873]

The best non-sense ever. Earth went to hell when this show ended. 😤😤😤

[@AyushRaj-ut9mm]

Great

[@rick9977015]

HILARIOUS!

[@scorpion11277]

lol OMG that was hilarious :)

[@turk4824]

Only beating a dead horse on this show can be so f-ing funny

[@hateyouguys702]

Apparently 6 people have no sense of humor.

[@Millie226]

It’s up to 13 now, and they are all assholes!

[@dardhadard837]

I can't see the dislikes anymore, smh

[@benadams3569]

I miss these two...well, three when you include the "not a real horse."

[@KreshWC]

technically four when you include the horse lol

[@timo9007]

Death might be closer than you think. Hillarious

[@GPCTM]

Schlitz beer. (I didin't know that about Milwaukee)

[@Krystalmyth]

Did they upgrade Geoff for this portion of the show? Look how flexible he is here lol.

[@PatrickJDylan]

Funniest fucking show ever.

[@GPCTM]

1:48 beer, specifically Schlitz beer

[@hueynapalm]

Thank you

[@JeremyNoblitt]

Pee Wee's playhouse decades later. Glorious.

[@lilgamer7569]

watching in class. teacher is looking at me like wtf XD

[@salmahosny9937]

How did you do in this course?

[@deejayguppy6087]

Secterariat be like: "Why I oughta.... Imma beat you so bad, Ferg, Mrs. Dunbar's whooppings won't have nothin on me!"

[@myfuntimescaryplaylist1112]

Hay

[@pattystomper1]

I'm a little confused. But when I grow up, I'll be a bigger confused.

[@manningbartlett522]

Is this where the "I bid you adieu" thing started?

[@sigusigigi]

i can relate being in secretariat's position. it was awful

[@emtee_dafunk1328]

Death may be closer than you think! Ahahahaha

[@lisvender]

It’s like a self-aware Pee-Wee’s Playhouse

[@jamesr.9852]

I am Klaus

[@Guitube99]

1:27 "Death may be closer than you think!"

[@dielaughing73]

Ain't that the truth

[@PandaJungle]

I think he's saying tetchy

[@myfuntimescaryplaylist1112]

Sure factor

[@Z4G.]

Wait, hold up. Did he really say ''I bid you adjø'' or am i just tripping?

[@badhival3779]

I feel like Craig was the touchy one here...

[@ruscopcoltrain]

This show was so gloriously stupid. I miss it so much.

[@pauljohnson3340]

HAHAHA

[@hoorootv1]

🔹️ Crispy Bacon Salad

[@rh1507]

I bet that Lenny and Squiggy could put this mess to rest.

[@baileeparkes9316]

I think he said “tetchy”, but whatever

[@gabbydubuc6040]

death is closer than you think. I hope so!

[@BartSimpson-jd2vs]

Gabby dubuc , yes it is, not in time but in space. We live in a dangerous world.

[@turquoiseheart6320]

Gabby dubuc i hope you got over that feeling and whatever caused it♡

[@jessica5497]

Careful icarus

[@dannythomas2185]

The last great night show on tv that didn’t deal in politics !!!

[@randallmarsh1187]

You didn't watch it very much, did you?

[@BenJustSaid]

Like if Geoff won this one. 💀

[@MrMK211516]

Jimmy Fallon gets late night show and he's not that funny. Jimmy just laughs at random things and his own jokes. He does come up with some creative things. My boy Craig has a better show with no band a robot and a guy on a costume. Craig was cheated out of the late show. Steve Colbert and James corden aren't close to Craig.