How P. Diddy Apologized

[@CrankLucas]

What did you think of Diddy's apology?

[@MrMayfield02]

Omg, you killed it! - “I make no excuse…. Even though I vehemently denied all allegations until the video came out.” 😂😮😂😂

[@ABum-nc7sb]

Still waiting, I'm lying 🤥 😂

[@mindful5817]

I think you 100% nailed it

[@sonyachirrey2727]

That was funny 😂😂😂😂

[@GnA_000]

Diddy's apology was as disgusting as him. Your apology on the other hand was literally would have made him seem like more of a man if he did it like you did😂😂

[@negativepercentage]

“& I wish y’all never saw it” 😂😭😭😭😭

[@Pitbulloves]

That’s exactly it

[@afenismama]

👆🏾💯‼️

[@mastergoku4240]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ScottyG-wood]

This is exactly how he sounded too.

[@777MAG]

😂😂😂😂😂😂exactly, horrible. He could have kept that.

[@SchizoSkillz]

This coulda been a SNL cold open! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Rey-pr3hz]

For real!😂

[@stevied2506]

So true...This could be a SNL skit

[@BAILEYInSKYRIM]

Unfortunately Saturday night live wouldn't approve.. but is a strong possibility

[@acharich]

Better than..!

[@MrMayfield02]

The peeks over the glasses after the fake cry was it! 😂😂😂😂

[@t-dog2474]

NO PIDDY FOR DIDDY 😭😂

[@iraford5788]

Now that is admittedly clever.

[@t-dog2474]

@@iraford5788 stole it on Instagram 😭😂😂😂

[@Willhenry7391]

That's HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣

[@stryfetc1471]

I like it!😂

[@roi2426]

T Shirt

[@NompiloKhumalo-jm7sm]

"Hold on, what u say Russell?" I nearly peed on my bed🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@acharich]

It did look like that kinda setting.. 💀

[@aprylvanryn5898]

This man saying the quiet parts out loud 😆 🤣 😂

[@Perpetual_Prince]

Right! It looks like Diddy in the same place as Russell Simmons! lol 😂

[@rbee6507]

"Put Cassie in a rock bottom"...killed me.

[@mapitizat]

🤭🤭💔😭🤣

[@TrueVintageRnBFan]

😂😂😂

[@AmberColeman-gq1wn]

You dudes are absolutely sick. Please stay away from all women.

[@thusano2]

I was trying so hard not to laugh because this situation was horrible, but leave it to Crank to find the funny here lol.

[@nikkolecoleman3388]

😂

[@MrMayfield02]

“I’m not asking for forgiveness, but what I do ask is that you support the new Sean John and Phat Farm collaboration…. For whenever your woman is trying to walk out and you have to kick her back into place…. (Take that, take that)….”

[@markeypeace3402]

Getting therapy from Dr Umar is wild🤣🤣🤣

[@maloishwilson]

🤣😭😂

[@treydubs5332]

LoL 😂😅😂

[@AmberColeman-gq1wn]

We know yall hate him, since he chooses to treat black women like human beings a. And doesn’t let black men escape accountability.

[@patrickburns4821]

I busted out laughing

[@Prettyfacetashie]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thedonjonpaul]

That last line about the Sean John/Phat Farm collab was comedy genius!

[@quizman5]

"I hit Rock Bottom, no literally I hit Cassie with the Rock Bottom" 😂DEAD

[@adelialharris88]

Somebody take crank lucas phone and don't give it back🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emtac1937]

Take the phone, take the battery out, mail the phone to Singapore and the battery to Zimbabwe!

[@bringthepayne7561]

​@@emtac1937😂😂😂😂

[@hiawathaclemons]

@@emtac1937 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Prettyfacetashie]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stones918]

"...and I wish y'all never saw it." The real reason he's sorry

[@troygale7976]

Wrestling with Usher😂😂😂😂😂

[@druskeymercadel8955]

For a box of cereal 😂😂😂😂

[@darkmatter...369]

Diddy literally said that gay shh too!! 😂😂

[@geraldmashishi3062]

Makes Usher look lame af!!

[@keshahunt1476]

​@@geraldmashishi3062No it doesnt...Usher was an underage kid at the time...cant blame a victim

[@Prettyfacetashie]

That part had me on the fall😂😂😂😂😂

[@JoelHernandez-yl6yw]

The “people’s kick” is mad disrespectful 😂😂😂

[@tyishalashay1871]

Especially when you’re the one making them dark.😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jeopardyc.1223]

You outta line😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@t_raw5657]

I ain't expect that extra "I'm truly sorry" at the end ngl 🤣🤣🤣

[@missyanndavenport3745]

This is his best performance. Better than Get Him To The Greek and Monster's Ball combined!

[@collenmabika1747]

Take that, take that😂😊

[@vitolay]

“I wish you never saw it” 😂

[@RX-qv2xc]

1994= Cant stop, Wont stop 2024= Should stop, Please stop

[@msmakeupbiz]

"he told me stop dating mixed women and only deal with fully black women" -Dr Umar 😂😂😂

[@1Slimdiamond]

"I was fucked up on everythang" is crazy. 😂😂😂

[@jonathanmcknight2453]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Not the Rock bottom 😂

[@Kim-Berly200]

“What chu say Russell” 😮😅😅 Funny New subscriber after this video 😂

[@henderson6000]

Puff definitely pissed of the wrong person cause all his dirt is coming out.

[@Twoodard81]

What did he do to make em that mad 🤔🤔🤔🤔 #boondocks 🤣🤣🫡🫡

[@Raizle777]

He for sure missed his last check with the Illuminati or something.

[@georgiasweetpotato7170]

​@@Twoodard81 when he sued that $79.63Billion Dollar Gigantic Liquor Company Diageo in May 2023, his WHOLE world 🌎 has been crashing down 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@KnightShift006]

Big brother 👁️ bigger botha

[@henderson6000]

@@KnightShift006 yeah he missed a payment or something

[@TheChameleon2008]

Comedians always spitting FACTS!

[@michaelholmes1919]

"The Open Toe Big Steppers." I can't even 😂😂

[@Perpetual_Prince]

Lmao 🤣 Crank was quick yo!! But it’s funny how Diddy talkin like he was goin through tough times like nigga what about Cassie!? Diddy really gave us a monologue.. audition for a movie role smh

[@chumps7974]

And him being ashamed of the stuff in THAT video! Bruh, what about the stuff that wasn't caught on cam

[@yaminatoday1151]

His "reflections" on tough times started 48 hours ago when the video came out. Up until then Cassie was a liar out for money.

[@patsitekick]

"what you say Russel..?!?" 😂😂🤣

[@mr.marbles4707]

I shouldn’t laugh, but this guy is a fool. Lol

[@MyBathBakery]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 “What you said Russell”⁉️” 🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@kingdomlifewjamie9487]

🤣🤣🤣 best one I've seen yet.

[@gmaster1795]

"What you said Russell " is wild people just don't know😂😂😂😂

[@daddyteddy85]

The peeks over the glasses Crank you are insane 😂😂😂😂

[@almightyredrum7451]

That damn diddy

[@nathan-qcueparsons268]

"I couldnt stop...I wouldn't stop,eh eh eh eh"

[@johnysanon5442]

I got to therapy to see doc Uhmar that's 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@14192jn]

"I take full responsibility for my actions in that video. Even though I lied about doing any of it." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yvetteaustin6282]

This is sad 😞!!! I am only laughing 😆 at Crank !!!

[@zero1188]

Diddy will be arrested by the end of the year. Not for abuse but something else.

[@ChosenJudaHiTess_TheShemiTess]

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[@whyme8848]

How do u know👀

[@ChosenJudaHiTess_TheShemiTess]

@@whyme8848 *📰SEAN 'DIDDY' COMBS Hotel Video Likely To Speed Up Federal Case, Investigator Says. NYPD's 'Hip-Hop Cop' Derrick Parker, Who Investigated Diddy In 1999 Shooting, Says New Video Bodes Poorly For Mogul.* By Michael Ruiz Fox News Published May 18, 2024 8:00am EDT

[@deloresredman4792]

haha you nailed him. Especially the lack of emotion straight face...LOL !!

[@sarahosuba96]

The peoples kick to the face 😂😂

[@Prettyfacetashie]

This guy needs to be a comedian asap.he is indeed very funny and very talented 😂😩👏

[@mxbblife_mu]

Diddy be Like " Im an Overdoser, Im an Overdoser, Should I Go to Rehab i just tell em No sir" 😂😂😂

[@jaymayhem8346]

BRO my sides hurt from laughing!

[@viola1980]

Cuff Daddy is sorry 😂😂😂😂

[@brianfelton4927]

Hilarious this exactly how it was

[@juliie007]

When he names all the drugs his used, it takes back to the scene when Diddy’s is getting high in the movie Take him to the Greek. For some reason Diddy’s acting on this scene seemed so natural in the movie and later chasing Jonah & Russell through the hotel hallway yelling at them “you can’t runway from me I’m black…” this film pretty much reflected on several aspects of his real life character.

[@noahlondon8005]

LOVE IT!!!!! Keep the PIDDYFUL apologies coming!!!

[@MatronWisdom]

You wild Crank! Spot on!

[@Susyt40]

This video better go viral because THIS one is the actual truth! Diddy done did himself in!

[@SubnormalEntertainment]

"And by them, I mean my girlfriend's eyes" is diabolical

[@juliomedina3084]

Everytime i see a video with some shit going down with rappers i have to stop and make sure it isn't just crank making a funny video 😂

[@TayobkTailz]

Can't stop, Won't stop. Uh-uh 😂

[@harryville3327]

He said i was fucked up on everything😂😂😂😂

[@SeikoSKO]

He even got the background correct.

[@sandraorton1283]

"I wish you wouldn't have seen it" said it all. Stay tuned for some of the videos from his LA and Miami homes.!!!!

[@Csquaretherealist-jb8ro]

This whole video is what comedy post to be😂😂I 😂😂

[@JanineAmei]

Hahahaha the gagging 😂😂😂

[@roi2426]

The Big Steppahs!😂😂😂

[@vjjunlimited]

Not buy the new shoes in case you have to "kick her back into her place " 😅😂

[@RealDealCurrentEvents]

That was extremely funny. You got a new subscriber for this video!! 🎉

[@canicole20]

Lol!! I got a six pack of abs from laughing at this video !😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mdexterc2894]

Diddy apologize? No he diddint!

[@kimbaker4352]

The pulling down of the glasses 🕶️ 😂, hilarious!

[@marygreenfield9964]

For therapy, "I went to see Dr. Umar."

[@whyme8848]

This is great i couldn't even get thru that apology im glad for ur video

[@DEVZDAHGEE]

This part bro😂 0:57

[@eyesonthepiescc]

If it's Crank, I'm clicking.

[@charlesperry6408]

I swear the internet is like that one cousin you can't take no where. Lol😂😂😂

[@Hbizz813]

Yes, you nailed it 👏

[@kikicola78]

Too sooooooon! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😱

[@1savannahlegend247]

Lol when the actual video came out I was like hold on you seemed therapy that quick you were exposed only a few hours ago

[@PyramidBeats28]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brooo hahaha today you win the internet. This shits too funny🙌🙌

[@BroderickJones-he7uq]

He still has people in his corner and family and friends and fans. I'm definitely a big fan and will always be one no matter what. All you haters can 👇🏽

[@JohnAnderson-oz3pf]

Bro I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikajchosen14TMH]

This needs to go viral this is so good omg rotfl 😂

[@kevinjones6964]

I started seeing Dr.Umar😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jenniferpazmino7139]

This dude is freakin hilarious 😂

[@rachelcampbell8185]

I'm hollering 😂😂

[@meanisai]

You are truly hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

[@CiaMcGee7]

How u get the same background. Not russell😂 internet remains undefeated 😂

[@userlost919]

Not the rock bottom and people's elbow......then the wrestling usher over the frosted flakes reference is crazy lmao

[@lik3myndz]

Crank Lucas feasting off the Diddler news and Rap Battles...spot on though 👌🏾

[@BrotherShield]

I dont know why, but this reminds me of a scene in the boondocks where Whitney and Bobby are in court Again. Thats My House B

[@greent16]

Crank making us fall on the floor! 😂

[@brownsuga]

I saw the thumbnail I started laughing, 😂😂

[@SoranotRoxas]

The fake crying and back to talking normal afterwards was hilarious 😂.

[@trisail9313]

This is a throwback!😂😂😂

[@DISSRAPCOLLECTIVE303D.R.C.2]

He turned into Randy Orton with kick

[@1mochadelightable]

We cant take nothing serious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sarahosuba96]

I’m dying. This is soooo good

[@IAMDNATION042]

Yo man your skits don't disappoint 😅

[@badassgt]

“The big steppers” hahahahahah

[@blackmantis3130]

😂😂

[@wp-theillest1987]

Chuckled as soon as I clicked……😂😂😂