Crash Bandicoot Leftovers Review - Square Eyed Jak

[@SegaMario]

Jeez, this guy's like an Australian AVGN, and I like that! He's actually honest with classic games and doesn't give them the scores that most people expect! He had the *BALLS* to point out the flaws of GoldenEye, a legendary title that is loved by many! *WHY* do we not have more reviewers like this?!

[@Retrofuge]

Bruh. That MoM port is the true definition of taking two steps back lol

[@puffythedestroyer8878]

+Marvelrocks no, its chopping down the whole tree.

[@harrycarson6526]

4:46 My reaction to the Crash Bandicoot minigame in Uncharted 4.

[@SQGReviewShow]

Not gonna lie, I kind of want to play Titans DS

[@zander2758]

The Side Quest Gamer hey alec you here?

[@SQGReviewShow]

gustavo pinto well, if I'm not here. Where am I?

[@zander2758]

I don't know

[@sonicthehedge]

Me too to be honest i think that version is what crash of the titans should of been.

[@Aaaa-wr8jh]

you should, it's really good.

[@IkesDaddelbox]

To me the DS version of Titans has a great balance of classic and new elements. Feels like a Titan prototype that they actually made a full game anyway.

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

I also like the story better

[@Jonqen]

Looks like the perfect mix. Looks beautiful as well. Ill pick it after I bought N.Tranced. I finished XS and loved it

[@dave9020]

4:42 actually killed me

[@nikodemvankenobi]

*IT'S BEAUTIFUL!*

[@harrycarson6526]

+Nikson Titans GBA is love Titans GBA is life

[@bigbangbot-SuperSqank]

Nice! I thought that you were gonna give Titans on DS a 7 and Mutants a 0.5.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+bigbangbot I'm full of surprises :P

[@mongledcocks8407]

A cd that skips? Thats my copy of Rayman 1!

[@jerimiahsaiah]

Bruh this was funny as fuck oh my god. Everything's on point. and MoM on the DS is just... disgusting. 4:04 had me DYING.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Jərımıąhısąıąh Cheers dude :D

[@BugsyFoga]

+Square Eyed Jak i actually beat mind over mutants on ds,and kind of use to enjoy the game but looking back on it i preferd the consle version than the ds versio km

[@jeah8854]

+Jərımıąhısąıąh I think its very funny too.4.04 I mean.

[@jeah8854]

+Square Eyed Jak Amazing review. Thanks. Still laughing.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Theodore Graham kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2a2matmbbabi7M

[@realdookiee]

This guy gets funnier every video xDDD

[@VegemyteSandwich]

ikr this one had me dead 😂😂

[@keithgould1213]

+Zen!Buu I find him obnoxious. A real downgrade of the lonely goomba

[@Foxythepiratefoxblake]

+Keith Gould hes nothing like him -_- i like both of them

[@Chebzz11]

+martman you must be 5 years old

[@Foxythepiratefoxblake]

no he is funny bobby bojangles

[@JayyRobin]

I remember Titans on DS. It was so much fun when I was little.

[@AlishaUltrashark]

Holy crap. Your review of Mind Over Mutant just killed me. xD

[@colleenglanville8293]

"I Have No Idea Why This Is A Thing, But I Love It." Mood lol! 😂😄😁👍

[@colleenglanville8293]

"Oh Brother, Not Another Tutorial." Lol! 😂😂😂

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

Colleen Glanville lol

[@colleenglanville8293]

N1njaHawks Second channel Lol! 😂😂😂

[@Bunbaroness]

Aw man, you didn't even get to the final Mind Over Mutant DS boss who, because the game was made by some weird obscure Japanese developers, looks like it belongs in a JRPG. Also, at one point they spell N. Gin's name as "N-Jin." Quality!

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Oh boy, we're going back to MegaMan X6 quality of proofreading. DISQUALIFIED!

[@zakplex3496]

You what then, Japan should just stick to commercials, because they FAIL at making Crash games.

[@oldmighty15]

4:04 "Square Eyed Jacksons"

[@colleenglanville8293]

Square Eyed Jak: How does Aku Aku even pick up a piece of paper!? "You Don't Even Got A Body!!" Me: Dead! 😂💀

[@colleenglanville8293]

"Finally, I Look As Pretty As I Feel." That's a huge mood lol! 😂😂😂

[@Gamer-GuyGG64]

4:17 put captions here trust me.....

[@FridaysMaskedMan]

I liked your earlier videos as well, but i just want to tell you that your videos are really improving over time. Arguments, humor, rythm are all getting better, step by step. So keep going this way :)

[@SquareEyedJak]

+FridaysMaskedMan Thanks for the feedback, I'll do my best :D

[@BugsyFoga]

+Square Eyed Jak how much did titans on ds cost you

[@bandicootsauce4569]

Ripoff Kart, Cortex Incest and Slutty N. Gin were some of the best games of my childhood.

[@colleenglanville8293]

Square Eyed Jak: Now let's take a moment to look at my notes about this game. "SH******T!!" Square Eyed Jak: YEAH, YOU DON'T F*CKING SAY!!! I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂

[@iiOmarSP]

10:59 i didnt see that one coming

[@Mr0verlord]

11:08 I was laughing so hard

[@The94Venom]

11:55 Aww, I was expecting a case-snap here :(

[@Xenozine]

Been waiting for a Jak video for 13 days ;) Always the best…

[@Mevans_2001]

Great video! Why the heck is there a Laugh Track when Cortex says "Not another tutorial!"? Also, Mind Over Mutant DS makes Crunch look drunk. :P

[@SquareEyedJak]

+MikeTheMarioGeek Thanks, that is actually in the game, kind of strange :P

[@Mevans_2001]

+Square Eyed Jak What would you think of Twinsanity if it had canned laughter?

[@gtacod1146]

+Square Eyed Jak lol

[@ToastyMann]

6:07 AVGN reference?

[@entertainmenthunter8755]

Love your work on the Crash Bandicoot series. Great to see people talking about the series in which I played my first ever video game

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Luke Hxnter Thanks dude :D

[@c.syde65]

6:14 - That score was so predictable. As you didn't sound pissed off enough to give it a lower score, yet you sounded too pissed off to give it a higher score.

[@Petronious]

Great video Jak! unfortunately I only have MoM on DS in the house but I had CNK on GBA years ago and it really was great! :)

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Petronious That is unfortunate, would you like me to send help? ;)

[@Petronious]

+Square Eyed Jak Yeah sure, you could always break the game in half or something!

[@gran_turismo_fan]

Dude that was amazing!! It made me laugh my ass off!! Anyway, in the video when you were talking about crash of the titans (DS Version) the intro looked the same as the original crash bandicoot 1 on PlayStation 1, like when crash was running towards the camera in the beach. What are you going to in the next video maybe top 10 crash bandicoot levels or other? Or rachet and cla- Nevermind! A lot of people tell you to review that game a millions of times ;) Sorry to say rachet and clan- I mean.. The best Insomnaic playstation 2 game of all.

[@theengineerisengiehere1517]

Wow. 6/10 for DS titans? I feel like you did not really explain in enough detail about why. Not enough cons.

[@sonicthehedge]

Good point such a low score for almost saying no cons on the game

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

That game should off got a better score

[@Gianchio98]

7:16 If you use the touch screen the attacks are more powerful

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Gianchio98 Fair enough, although I used the touch screen for a while before I realised there was a button for it, I also didn't notice either being stronger or weaker

[@Gianchio98]

+Square Eyed Jak It doesn't change anything when you have to throw something, but if you have to spit all over the screen the attack is more powerful :P

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

8:53 me waiting to boot the game up 9:05 my reaction after that pissing laughing 😂, 9:39 what I think After watching this.

[@puffythedestroyer8878]

im still waiting for a game where you get to play as n.gin in a freaking armed mech suit

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Puffy the Destroyer same :P

[@puffythedestroyer8878]

Square Eyed Jak then we can shower our enemies with sharp things, doom, and then eat the succulent, buttery muffin.

[@AndyStriker13LP]

11:06 best transition ever

[@GabsYT.OFICIAL]

IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!! XD Awesome video, man!!! Loved it \o/ BTW, I would love to see your thoughts on The Legend of Spyro trilogy sometime on a near future, if you're interested lol

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Strongstar Productions Thanks dude, I'm taking a break from the Spyro series for a bit but I'll be getting to those games later in the year :D

[@VegemyteSandwich]

+Square Eyed Jak Aye man, when you get to that, could ya please review Spyro a hero's tail as well, if you can? xD I really wanna see your thoughts on it, thanks.

[@jeremykyanhizon8495]

+Square Eyed Jak U have sonic advance nice. whats ur gamertag in xbox i wll be ur friend

[@zakplex3496]

Well...he uh..............doesn't really admire them :/

[@colleenglanville8293]

"The First Game We'll Be Taking A Look At Today Is Crash- Hahaha! No, I Won't Go That Far." I don't know why, but I laughed lol! 😂😂😂

[@channelonecrapheap]

I remember finding the DS version of "Mind over Mutant" at my school's music room on the floor in 5th grade.. I now see why someone left it.

[@Laekith]

You deserve more subscribers

[@EstebanMenchacaGamboa]

For a leftover video it's really good. you've improved quite a lot since the Crash Bandicoot one cheers m8

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Esteban Menchaca Thanks dude, I think the reason it's so good is that your mind remembers the rough quality of the old videos. :P

[@EstebanMenchacaGamboa]

+Square Eyed Jak Hey, what was going on at 6:22, also at the end is that some sonic teaser stuff??

[@SquareEyedJak]

***** I don't own the game :P Maybe...

[@KaydenDavis8575]

4:43 Funniest Part

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

I agree

[@PeroKokic]

Awesome video man!

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Pero Kokic Thanks dude :D

[@puffythedestroyer8878]

To be honnest, i think crash should take a blend of sorts in the future. like the titans ds port.. with elements taken from both gameplay styles (though the titans lowered to an extent (as say a minor assistance for obstacles)) as well as ideas taken from the canned crash landed game.

[@leoflamez9424]

Crash of the titans was MY CHILDHOOD I was born in 2002 and I got my first gaming system in 2007 and CRASJ OF THE TITANS WAS THE FIRST VIDEO GAME I HAVE PLAYED IN MY WHOLE LIFE

[@sirchris6047]

the binge continues

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Sir Chris It sure does xD

[@allangomez5728]

Damn cool video, jak!

[@RedEzelt]

Why does the DS MOM have the old Character designs?? Crunch and Coco have their COTT look

[@GuysOfFilm]

Because it gets people excited for the next review that you'll be doing. Also i wanted to ask you if you could acknowledge ratchet and clank (when you finally do the review for the series later this year) how there's next to no vehicle levels in ratchet and clank making it a true plat former.

[@colleenglanville8293]

"Well Check This Sh*t Out." *shows him jogging in the spot with his shirt off* 🙈🙈🙈

[@theaussieviking4076]

So glad I found this channel, all your videos are great!

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Deathcrush 1987 Thanks :D

[@ModernistGaming]

I subscribed at 11:06

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Geowgie B (Gerg) haha, that is from another video of mine. Definitely worth a watch xD

[@ModernistGaming]

+Square Eyed Jak You sir are a hidden gem :')

[@tgnoat910]

Square Eyed Jak can you give me the link?

[@BloxXor]

Great video! I completely forgot these games. And although I am a big fan of Crash I still didn't know that there is a 3D game called Crash of the Titans DS :D

[@JordanHansen131]

Fuck your reviews puts me in tears bro XD Keep up the sick videos! Top youtuber

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Jordan Hansen Cheers :D

[@JordanHansen131]

+Square Eyed Jak Algood brother

[@MikeJr9284]

OMG You're alive Jak!!!!!

[@SquidFish]

Mind over mutant was the first Crash game i ever got... My parents sure are good at picking games

[@TheMamaluigi300]

If it's the DS version, than you couldn't be anymore correct. The sarcasm is so realistic that it makes real life look like a fantasy.

[@SquidFish]

TheMamaluigi300 it was

[@TheMamaluigi300]

+Squid Fish Goddamn.

[@alex_zero9804]

I love CNK Game Boy version! I played it for 200 hours!

[@sonicthehedge]

Same

[@loganpaschedag8829]

At least CTTR was better than the last game on this list!

[@lmddhumour]

Jak wtf is that song at 4:45? 😂

[@xsbaron8268]

Crash Twinsanity GBA & DS playing like classic, going in to wrap rooms & break all boxes to get gems with Cortex, that would be awesome

[@JuniorNitro]

Just got your T-shirt, watching this video, and agreeing with everything you said about these games, even CNK on GBA. The cheats make the game even more fun to play, especially in 2016. Always a blast. Awesome work, as always. Great fucking day to you!

[@SquareEyedJak]

+JrNitro24™ Awesome thanks so much, think I could get a picture of the shirt? :D

[@JuniorNitro]

+Square Eyed Jak Sure. Do you want me to post on Twitter or whatever?

[@SquareEyedJak]

JrNitro24™ Yes please! :D

[@JuniorNitro]

+Square Eyed Jak OK. I'll get that in as soon as i can.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+JrNitro24™ Cheers :D

[@jaagdhad]

R.I.P crash bandicoot 1997-2011

[@SayoriAintSo]

1996-2010

[@mdude3]

+TheTiger MOM DS came in 2008

[@Yash-wm4wk]

+ManDude the last crash game was a kart racer on 2010 for mobile

[@mdude3]

Yashito xD I know, but it's a reference to Jak saying that MoM DS "killed" Crash.

[@Yash-wm4wk]

Ah ok

[@bandicootsauce4569]

Who else is marathoning Jakky's Crash reviews for the fourth time (or more)?

[@MegaSemi]

Loved the old mic joke!

[@sonicthehedge]

8:54 some evil lab place, REALLY? Was it like so hard to put Dr.Neo cortex's Lab or something creative?

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

I’m laughing 😂 so hard I didn’t see the words until now now I’m laughing 😂 even more How they got past testing a game with Some evil lab place I will never know

[@WilsTube]

7:29 Mario Odyssey, eat your heart out!

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

Me too on the same comment

[@robertoramirez660]

Going back to watch this now, it still puts a smile on my face. Fun fact: I actually have Titans DS and I’m glad that I didn’t get Mutants DS instead.

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

I’m happy I bought the game back then still gonna absolutely enjoy it I do have the same feeling as you about Mutants DS In fact I haven’t got both versions I took one look at the game on all versions happy I haven’t bought any version

[@Euro.Patriot]

I have MOM on the DS, it's so fucking fun.

[@toddmilhouse2458]

man what a great video. i need to catch up. missing out on a few been slacking man

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Todd Milhouse Thanks dude :D

[@DaxisChaos]

dude not bad CNK was one of the first games I got on the GBA.Good times.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Davis Lock Cheers dude, it's an awesome game

[@DaxisChaos]

+Square Eyed Jak great vid by the way :D

[@SquareEyedJak]

Davis Lock Thanks :D

[@GooGuGajoob]

Holy fuck, I have that exact same old TV set at 0:50! I remember when the Analogue signal was shut off and rendered the TV near useless.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+GooGuGajoob I got that for free from my old work, still good for playing Atari 2600 :P

[@Beatnu3000]

Crash in GBA Crash of the Titans is as big as not only the Titans but as Tiny himself. Shit son.

[@homersams9015]

You're on fire here

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Hey Square Eyed Jak, when you review the Ratchet and Clank, can you collaborate with Fred5107?

[@Soundwaves329]

In my opinion the NTSC/UC version of crash action pack is rarer because it in a cardboard box with 3 game cases

[@lmddhumour]

Great video jak! I love this, and I'm glad you made this video it's great :D

[@SquareEyedJak]

+lmddhumour Thanks dude :D

[@lmddhumour]

+Square Eyed Jak np! I'm waiting for ratshit and skank soon! :D

[@ChunterG]

One of the best ones yet, I really liked the Smooth criminal scene haha. made me laugh my ass off.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+ChunterG Thanks, everyone seems to like that part :P

[@colleenglanville8293]

Square Eyed Jak: Have two problems with this game, it's too easy, and it's so repetitive like a CD that skips. *shows a CD player playing a skipping CD* Square Eyed Jak: IT'S BEAUTIFUL!! I died lol! 😂😂😂

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

Me too

[@colleenglanville8293]

@@n1njahawkssecondchannel84 I love the sound a skipping CD makes, but at the same time it scares me. Absolutely terrified and laughing at the same time lol! 😂😂😂

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

@@colleenglanville8293 Make sense would be Scary if it’s a good disk for something I like Easily my favourite Square Eyed Jak Moments ever 2nd is Yeah you don’t fing say 3rd The beginning of Spyro enter the dragon fly When Hunter screams for no reason Jak snaps the case. You know what when I come back home I’m gonna make the video Top 5 Best Square Eyed Jak Moments I won’t return back to KZbin until August or September Whenever I can do videos again because I’m In a very busy time of my life studies all that stuff So I can get a job one day

[@colleenglanville8293]

@@n1njahawkssecondchannel84 Yeah, those moments are pretty cool. Hey, good luck with your studies. Hopefully you can find the job you’re really looking forward to do! 😊

[@n1njahawkssecondchannel84]

@@colleenglanville8293 thank you so much for making my day better don’t know what Job I will get will try one day. my Corse me I know I will get there still going to keep the video idea done the thumbnail making the video when I’m available again. Can’t wait for another square Eyed Jak video when he’s all good again I wish him the best with his new house and KZbin channel.

[@ddgnp1057]

This game is fucking fantastic 6/10

[@deactivated4047]

What did you think of the crash of the titans gba`s music? I thought it was pretty good and it`s soundtrack stayed in my mind over the years.My favorite track is N gin`s theme.

[@SporkSlayer]

You think Mind Over Mutants has an unnecessary tutorial? I played this game called The Bible Game that gave me instructions on how to operate the main menu.

[@SquareEyedJak]

+SporkSlayer Nice xD

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Megaman X7 teaches you how to select a stage.

[@MDGboyy]

lol 4:05 best part

[@pixelparadise5058]

great video jak :)

[@OckhamAsylum]

Excellent, more annihilation of awful games that dare to use Crash's face. Superb work, Jak. Maybe I'm missing something, but I thought the DS was capable of more than what's seen here with Crash of the Titans and Mind Over Mutant? I guess I never understand exactly how improved the later DS models were to the original versions in terms of hardware. Strange to think that they go from Gameboy Advance-looking games to full-fledged Super Smash Bros. 4 and Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate with just a few changes to the system.

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Crash of the Titans is fully polygonal and voiced.

[@OckhamAsylum]

TheMamaluigi300 It was definitely the best on the list, but even still, I just expected a little more from the system that would eventually come to house some superb-looking games.

[@lunaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

+OckhamAsylum The 3DS is a completely different system

[@red_back5382]

happy 8,000 subs ( listen i know im late but still)

[@SquareEyedJak]

Cheers mate :)

[@red_back5382]

Square Eyed Jak i like how all aus use mate

[@atypicalwire5429]

mega bandicoots mega cock

[@InfiniteGamesDenderotto]

The final boss from MoM DS is a Final Fantasy Summon LOL

[@willyakatask4630]

Love your content homie!!!!!!! Keep up the good work!!!!!!!!!

[@ashfoxx85]

+Square Eyed Jak Are you sure the slowdown from Mind over Mutant DS isn't from your emulator? I noticed in the intro of the game the music was changing speed and pitch, typical of emulation, and you even admitted to emulating at least some of these games due to necessity.

[@SquareEyedJak]

Probably was, doesn't change the fact that I think the game is fucking shit :P

[@bearnip]

great vid jak, its been awhile since I played mom on ds but it looks anoying as shit,dont know how my younger self played this game without shoving that shit down the toilet and flushing away

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Bear NiptionSmith I don't know how I survived it at all :P

[@bananabroz5518]

+Square Eyed Jak which game do u like better crash woc or crash boom bang

[@SquareEyedJak]

Banana Broz Wrath of Cortex :P

[@sling-b]

+Bear NiptionSmith Same here. Then again, I was 6 back then. I was very stupid and would've watched or played anything. (Which is the reason why I've played Boom Bang and watched Boohbah/Creepy Drup Trip for Kids.)

[@sonicthehedge]

Like he said on the nitro kart (console) video the game is good if YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED A KART GAME or in this case a platformer xD lol

[@DOOF1]

In mind over mutant for the ds you get a new Titan every world and you can level them up. Also there are literally 2 cutscenes in the entire game

[@DOOF1]

A few years ago a friend told me about crash bandicoot and said I should check it out, but I'm broke af so I got the ds version of the latest game (because I thought it would be the best one)for ten bucks. It wasn't all that bad tbh because It was my first time and I thought I just thought it was bad because I expected it to be bad. I thought, 'what about the ds version of Nsmb? That was pretty much the same' so I would have given it a 7/10. About a year later the friend asked me what i thought and I told him about my experience. He then showed me twin sanity and now I hate that game.

[@Animu4Laifu]

11:00 I'm choking omg.

[@tgnoat910]

Don't you mean *cocking* ?

[@yureitekina4419]

i used to have titans on DS but i gave it to my younger brother cuz i liked the console version more :P

[@WillyWarby]

2;51 fake crash is the new Emperor Papatine

[@nerdyhokagexl6570]

Your back yay

[@Gamer-GuyGG64]

tiny: im sorry jak but im gonna have to eat your face. jak: yes!please do that so I dont have to play this $#!+& game!

[@tadeogalvan565]

in case you haven't yet, you should make a video explaining how you edit most of your videos

[@SquareEyedJak]

I made this a while back - kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3zEmGyAp82fY9U

[@tadeogalvan565]

nice, gonna check that out, why not making a video about things that you'd like to see in nowadays video games, or top 10 'games that you would have liked to play sequels of'

[@Sonic12Lexi]

Gameslayer 9000 he is born in 1996 so he is 20

[@sarasaland4709]

Given the joke with Jak using emulators, I feel like a cut of Moonwalker where Michael Jackson is replaced with Jak would be the best movie ever made.

[@tinkiewinkie6056]

You gonna review Nitro Kart for N Gage? Or Nitro Kart 3D and 2 for IOS?

[@SquareEyedJak]

+Tinkie Winkie N Gage xD It's just the same as the GBA version with better graphics (pissed I forgot about it though) :P

[@Xjp190]

I'm glad you enjoyed Crash Of The Titans (NDS) it almost as good as the original PlayStation titles!