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Crash Bandicoot was the greatest orange thing that could spin since the basketball was invented on Sir Kobe Bryant's fingertip in 2333. He Was the next best thing since the wheel (which is also one of his greatest enemies).
Over the course of 10 years, he has proven himself to be more than a lady's greatest dream, rivaling that of Capt. Kirk or Ellen DeGeneres. He's had a girlfriend twice his height, a sexy 'sister' living with him, 5 beetches, and a weird monkey-rat thing that races really fast and works for a decrepit old green bastard.
As time progressed for the orange blighter, he had played a role in many great moments throughout time as displayed by the factious interactive video titled Crash Bandicoot 3. he had many influences in history as he went back to the days of old to fight in the Roman days, flew planes in WW1 and had an amazing run as a Bad Ass Biker, unless he got hit off of the road by the faggots in the cars or when down one of those enormous pot holes which the American Government can't seem to be that bothered about repairing.//Source - Uncyclopedia

[@iamarandomperson3778]

0:38 its going supa hot

[@NotBrian420]

Me: trying to sleep Random train at 3 am : 0:32

[@kayaya8397]

XD

[@klaushargreevesnumber1fan]

I live near train tracks and this is SO TRUE 😂

[@caca2615]

lol

[@davidikninja]

@@klaushargreevesnumber1fan same

[@rukanplayz5884]

This Is So Relatable Since I Live Near A Train Station.

[@jurassicdano3695]

0:23 use this for machine gun noises

[@unatiyracinginc.1143]

0:30 Like a voice Chicken

[@Micheal31046]

2X faster sound Engine on

[@ottobiller9014]

Unatiy Racing Inc. I

[@zeusbolt9712]

Ya

[@nowanepcfw]

Hahaha 😂

[@caramel_bfdi]

Minecraft chicken Sound lol

[@orionekgd7010]

Try it on 2x speed

[@Micheal31046]

Engine sound look like

[@AdmiNJessE]

Orionek [GD] OML

[@brnk2]

Woah

[@jell-o1214]

Try it on 0.25x speed if you want a extra long video

[@victorsuarez10yearsago48]

the end sounds like a chicken

[@retinizer7702]

0:38 morning exercises

[@accountdisbanded]

Crash doing morning exercises

[@masemase4858]

Me trys to fly

[@crwth001]

Very original comment

[@Jojoioioi]

put it on 2x playback

[@Spykrin]

Lyrics: "Woah.." "woah.." "woah..." ... "WOAH!" "WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH" Lyrics..? "Woah.." "woah.." "woah..." ... "WOAH!" "YANKEE WIT NO BRIM!"

[@Quitfornoreason2023]

The end: *GA I*

[@NoF...ckingName]

0:12 taking fire from gun

[@xxxtakaji-kaixxx9016]

0:39 Crash bandicoot is ready to flap his wings of to the skies

[@caca2615]

hahahaha

[@viridian7054]

Lol

[@AKTooou71]

0:29~　「やっていいぃ？」

[@carval2001]

0:22 When mom says dinner is ready

[@kettle9117]

not true

[@cpxs-2737]

@@kettle9117 #### you

[@iheartdottore9962]

“Set the table.”

[@carval2001]

@@iheartdottore9962 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *perishes*

[@kyleirvinsiao]

@@cpxs-2737 last swear words before i report you

[@KW36912]

0:13 imagine this thing coming towards you from across the street at night

[@bonniebunnygamez6388]

😰

[@bazle3328]

God ;-;

[@killasucceeded]

0:16 when you hear your mother say that you can open the presents when youre upstairs playing minecraft (edit: mommy to mother. i dont remember making this comment, but it is accurate so i just edited it a but :) )

[@bonniebunnygamez6388]

No 0:22

[@riananepris9387]

@@bonniebunnygamez6388 no 0:16 dummy

[@bonniebunnygamez6388]

@@riananepris9387 oy no need to be rude Dummy

[@raymontdabizach]

*.25x playback speed* feels nice!

[@lisa8210]

0:38 when my dad give me to much beer

[@mochaXX16]

Woah I like ur avatar

[@lisa8210]

@Tord Dammen 1 im not a dude im a helicopter and 2 im 5

[@rukanplayz5884]

Your too young to drink beer ok.

[@truceism]

Me, an intellectual: >Plays it at 2x speed >Puts it at full volume >Puts my actual computer volume full

[@44salo]

lol same

[@donut-chan3303]

same

[@raymontdabizach]

Try *.25x*

[@Heyosixteenstudios9472]

@@raymontdabizach 🤯

[@OmegaRyan0]

0:38 And so, Crash finally achieved his dream of flapping his arms fast enough to fly.

[@iwasmei1234gaming]

in 2x he flies faster

[@bettyaguirre5336]

@Boi Ñ

[@user-oc8jg2ec9w]

@@iwasmei1234gaming ждщждтш0

[@Josorio516]

In fast version I thought he said “YA YEET”

[@farishsyauqi1617]

It does

[@auhaunnaarminadissonjagals9439]

Me too

[@bloosnoc]

Same

[@walaaatef6908]

Chhgjgjkhgjjhhjghjh8uhhjhnmvnvnnh9vmgnbbnjj

[@bouncy_butterflies]

Ye

[@aaaameeera]

0:00 : how fast i run in my dreams 0:38 : how fast the monster runs in my dreams

[@godlylion6857]

Lol same

[@skulldavid1566]

0:37 como dice rapidamente "David"

[@goofygoober7518]

The perfect video doesn't exi-

[@elyann3438]

Friend: sooo- what do u watch in quarantine? Me:

[@Level_of_violence]

Future kids: mama,what did you watch when you were younger? Me: *It's complicated-*

[@amimir707]

0:23 when my mom comes home with the food

[@joginderkaila434]

This meme never dies

[@wondahoi7204]

0:39 me when i hit my elbow on a table

[@th3t3mp3st]

Please tell me I'm not the only one that was expecting something at the end because I felt anticipation from the progressive whoa's.

[@amieI7123]

The way he runs at us at high speeds

[@CoconutKing123]

Imagine seeing him staring at you at 3am and doing that coming towards you

[@choccythedinosaur5945]

0:20-0:23 when you heard a party XD

[@riananepris9387]

0:20 when someone trys to steal all of my cookies

[@Anony_GT]

Last one: bababa YAAAA

[@Ndg-ww1pe]

0:38 Crash:I'm a bird

[@rogermunyakazi1012]

I can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@orangeunderthesea1239]

Crash.exe has stopped working. Try Banjo Kazooie?

[@TimothyRogersRailfanning]

0:32 thought it sounded like the chickens from Minecraft 😂

[@baxihar]

The entire video be like: it’s stable oh OH NO TAKE COVER AAAAaaAaaAaAaaAaaAAaH

[@Ijay2brazy]

It’s sound like a old car that hasn’t ran in 100 years

[@ephemerameera]

It's almost like a jumpscare-

[@adepressedpotato9678]

1st time: woahwoahwoahwoah Last time: jfjrurh

[@thefamousarthur]

First and last... Glitches! There's no such thing as a *last* time, silly! This is a disaster!

[@Kinomatographyenjoyer]

These are the scariest jumpscares i've ever seen

[@rikaluaykamil2403]

Jnjkkkjlpllljjjjjjjjkmmmmkiio

[@novabearbear]

0:25. Oh and the speed too.

[@giveme2ksubscriberscatscov291]

Hi Quality Content!

[@riananepris9387]

Me trying to wake up My nightmares:

[@Smiley_cat380]

Thanks!

[@forit896]

HE FLYING

[@bigbosssmiling7135]

yep this is FOR SURE quality content!

[@MatthewTheWolf2029]

And so he goes "WHOA!" to infinity...

[@adoodlingmonkey6247]

He doesn’t *woah* what he is feeling

[@cirujano1394]

0:32 X2 XD

[@doctorlivesy7593]

Put 0:25 0.25X It sounds like the original woah

[@jonathansanchez4067]

THANKS FOR SAVING MY BABY BOY! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 #CrashWOAHMEMEISSAVED #ALLMEMESARENOWSAFE

[@grimmace1834]

Read on

[@theraymansonicandretrogamesfan]

We love crash woah

[@dontgoonthischannel1221]

It sounds like a coin when you drop it on a flat surface like a table

[@beansified2121]

0:36 red bull gives you wings

[@owchedbss2918]

Ohhhhh this video just made me realize what i was playing when i was 2 years old

[@totally_not_flame]

It also getting more smoother

[@ILikeSlingshots]

0:32 when i try to cold start my car

[@planespottingitaly5377]

Crash bandicoot cold start up

[@lilischnitzel1545]

I put this on the highest speed and dang, that's a fine looking helicopter

[@doublecomics7269]

Christmas came early

[@krisxd5641]

Crazy start

[@krisxd5641]

0:18

[@venanciasandoval5170]

This is nighttime fuel!

[@arbsfbnsdbafbsfvadgdhmdgdg484]

This is going to give me nightmares

[@RacingSnails64]

i really like this

[@wtftv42]

I don’t remember giving you permission to post my car’s startup sounds....

[@aque1840]

0:25 thats a helicopter when you put the damn vid on 2x

[@rleproductions2834]

Try 0.25x speed it’s hilarious 😂

[@angelina30yearsand44]

Sleep with this so relaxing

[@KofeyBTD]

When he gets fast i dont hear "Woah" i just hear a suppressed minigun lmao

[@lydiaismissing]

0:20 when the bell rings and school finally ends:

[@rnd0mgltchedshd0ws39]

My trying to get a cup of water: That one steel cup: 0:38

[@amrxwinxsonic]

1940: there will be flying cars in the future Future: 0:08

[@sanitater7639]

It gets creepier over time...

[@Gunslinger832]

that's like you fall through the teleport on the roof and floor

[@Raphatheimpostermurder]

Crash are not okay 💀

[@iammbwors5906]

0:40 Can You Please Pause It Here Cuz Just Look At This

[@lana4eva]

O.o

[@abdullah-dn9jt]

It's like coin rolling and stoping

[@goldplayz6942]

To the end of the video was so funny!

[@nrlzhh.a]

Go to the fast ending and put it on 2x, It hits really different.

[@calebgokool1214]

Like Jack himself (both in the story and in the writing of the manuscript), I got off to a bad start with the book, reading the first 40 pages in one sitting, then making the mistake of letting it go cold for several days. In a book with no plot that's told completely experientially, that's printed as a single 300-page paragraph with no breaks, you have no structural reference points to hold onto, whether typographically or in the story line, which means that if you walk away from it, you forget where you were almost instantly. In my case, I found myself starting again at page one after the first false attempt. And I made damn sure to keep moving from that point on, stopping only to eat, bathe, attend to bodily needs, etc. before resuming the trip. I got through the book with difficulty. Kerouac's language is suitably mellifluous and inventive, his reportage sincere and seemingly accurate. But the nonstop parade of nonsensical events, leavened by the tragicomic personal-life misadventures of the womanizing Neal Cassady, is ultimately tiresome. Happily, after 135 pages or so, the travelers arrive at the Burroughs ranch in Algiers, Louisiana, and the writing style pivots ever so slightly as Kerouac launches into a loving, carefully crafted portrait of the enigmatic Bill Burroughs. From there, it's back to a meandering series of road trips to New York and San Francisco (always by way of Denver), with various side trips thrown in. The Great Depression had long since ended, of course (this was 1949), but you couldn't tell it from the indigence of the characters. Jack's monthly $18 checks from the Veterans' Administration seldom went far, what with Neal Cassady's constant need for booze, cigarettes, gasoline, weed, and bail money. What they couldn't afford to buy, they often stole. (In Cassady's case, that sometimes included cars.) At one point in the story, Kerouac inexplicably comes into a sizable (for those days) sum of cash: $1,000. It's never explained that this was, in fact, the advance for Kerouac's first novel, The Town and The City. He uses it to move his mother from Long Island to Denver. The woman finds Denver not to her liking and moves back to New York. Money gone, Jack hits the road again. The story accelerates and acquires an almost Hunter Thompson-like feel in Book Three (the "book" breakpoints are unceremoniously noted inline in the text, without indents or spacing) when Cassady and Kerouac agree to deliver a two-year-old Cadillac limousine from Denver to Chicago. They put over 1,000 miles on the car in 23 hours, breaking the speedometer cable after exceeding 110 mph. Along the way, they suffer various mishaps and end up turning the car over to the owner in ramshackle condition. Miraculously, the owner never sends the police after them. Arguably the best storytelling comes in Book Four, when Cassady and Kerouac, having exhausted America's highway system, head to Mexico. The writing is vivid, piquant, engaging, endearing-unforgettable. Of course, there is never any hint of a plot, dramatic structure, etc., and that's exactly the point of the book (and of life); the journey is itself the point. It's also why On the Road couldn't possibly find a major publisher (as it did in 1957) if it were written today. It doesn't check the checkboxes of agents' and publishers' "minimum requirements" for a novel. In fact, it quite deliberately gives the finger to all such requirements. Which is why On the Road stands virtually alone among bestselling novels of the past 70 years as being truly experimental yet also truly a quintessential piece of Americana and American literature. It would be fun to submit the book, in manuscript form (as a single paragraph) under a pseudonym, to agents and publishers, just to collect the rejection slips generated by the legions of interns and editorial assistants and self-appointed arbiters of the literary status quo who would never dare take a chance on anything as proto-gonzo as a plotless, one-paragraph, 125,000-word road diary centered around an itinerant womanizer/con-man and his urbane college-dropout buddy. Noo noo nooo, we shan't have any of this. Today, Kerouac (if he were starting anew) would have to put out his own print-on-demand and e-book editions of his work and then go about the grim business of gaming the Amazon rating system, maintaining a blog (and Facebook page and Twitter account), and doing all the other must-do activities of writers who want to rise above the background noise of what today passes for literature, all without a hope of ever getting a review in The New York Times (much less the kind of review On the Road got from Gilbert Millstein in 1957). We should all be glad that Kerouac and On the Road came along when they did, at a time when a quiet, humdrum, thoroughly racist, excruciatingly conformist America needed the kind of wake-up call Kerouac provided, and the kind a New York City publishing establishment was still able to give. Those days are over, of course. We're on a different kind of road now. The views expressed here are entirely my own, not those of my employer. onto another topic, potato chips :) Potato chips (often just chips ), or crisps (in British and Irish English), are thin slices of potato that have been either deep fried or baked until crunchy. They are commonly served as a snack, side dish, or appetizer.A potato chip (American English; often just chip) or crisp (British and Irish English) is a thin slice of potato that has been either deep fried, baked, or air fried until crunchy. They are commonly served as a snack, side dish, or appetizer. The basic chips are cooked and salted; additional varieties are manufactured using various flavorings and ingredients including herbs, spices, cheeses, other natural flavors, artificial flavors, and additives. Potato chips form a large part of the snack food and convenience food market in Western countries. The global potato chip market generated total revenue of US$16.49 billion in 2005. This accounted for 35.5% of the total savory snacks market in that year ($46.1 billion).[1] The earliest known recipe for something similar to today's potato chips is in William Kitchiner's book The Cook's Oracle published in 1817, which was a bestseller in the United Kingdom and the United States. The 1822 edition's recipe for "Potatoes fried in Slices or Shavings" reads "peel large potatoes... cut them in shavings round and round, as you would peel a lemon; dry them well in a clean cloth, and fry them in lard or dripping". An 1825 British book about French cookery calls them "Pommes de Terre frites" (second recipe) and calls for thin slices of potato fried in "clarified butter or goose dripping", drained and sprinkled with salt. Early recipes for potato chips in the US are found in Mary Randolph's Virginia House-Wife (1824) and in N.K.M. Lee's Cook's Own Book (1832), both of which explicitly cite Kitchiner. A legend associates the creation of potato chips with Saratoga Springs, New York, decades later than the first recorded recipe. By the late nineteenth century, a popular version of the story attributed the dish to George Crum, a cook at Moon's Lake House who was trying to appease an unhappy customer on August 24, 1853.The customer kept sending back his French-fried potatoes, complaining that they were too thick,too "soggy", or not salted enough. Frustrated, Crum sliced several potatoes extremely thin, fried them to a crisp, and seasoned them with extra salt. To his surprise, the customer loved them. They soon came to be called "Saratoga Chips", a name that persisted into the mid-twentieth century. A version of this story was popularized in a 1973 national advertising campaign by St. Regis Paper Company which manufactured packaging for chips, claiming that Crum's customer was Cornelius Vanderbilt.Crum was already renowned as a chef at the time, and he owned a lakeside restaurant by 1860 which he called Crum's House.The "Saratoga Chips" brand name still exists today. Production Homemade potato slices are deep fried in hot oil for several minutes In the 20th century, potato chips spread beyond chef-cooked restaurant fare and began to be mass-produced for home consumption. The Dayton, Ohio-based Mikesell's Potato Chip Company, founded in 1910, identifies as the "oldest potato chip company in the United States".New Hampshire-based Granite State Potato Chip Factory, founded in 1905 and in operation until 2007, was one of America's first potato chip manufacturers. New topic: cotton candy (last topic) Meaning of cotton candy: Cotton candy is a light and fluffy sugar candy, which resembles cotton wool. It is made by heating sugar to a very high temperature and then spinning the melted sugar to produce fine sugar threads. Cotton candy has a fibrous texture that makes it unique from other sugar candies How did cotton candy originate Cotton candy as we know it was first created in 1897 when a dentist named William Morrison joined forces with a confectioner by the name of John C. Wharton. Together, the duo created a machine that spun heated sugar through a screen, creating the floss-like texture that we all know and love. What was cotton candy first called? What was the first name for cotton candy? In 1904, Morrison and Wharton took their cotton candy, which they called “fairy floss,” to the St. Louis World’s Fair. They sold each box for 25 cents. what was the first flavor of cotton candy? The first cotton candy sold at the St. Louis World Fair was not flavored at all and was plain white in color. For many decades since then, cotton candy was traditionally only pink and blue. However, cotton candy has since branched out.

[@mizzmo]

He literally became a chicken

[@HATEHATE228]

монетка, которая закрутилась вокруг своей оси на столе би лайк: 0:30-0:40

[@Fairing1]

slowly turning into an old diesel airplane engine XD

[@Algebralien_N]

0:22 people in my classroom when i open a takis bag:

[@bnz_saber08]

Shush... he's trying to move dimensions.

[@someone-ju1xj]

0:14 to 0:18 When my mom come back home with my favorite foods *

[@galaxyreptile149]

i don't know whats happining in life now. thanks

[@thesillie1]

Nobody: My dog at 4AM: 0:37

[@Agametv01]

Whoa whoa whoa yah yah yah yah yah

[@HELLENIC_DYNAMITE]

when the coin fells on the floor

[@Jxrd1]

when crash gets faster it looks like a jumpscare

[@Cristian-jy1im]

0:34 velocity X2

[@trixy182]

Me: Plays it at every single speed to see which sounds like the 1st one

[@Hapymation]

0:35 Crash bandicoot.exe has stopped working.

[@ImTheGoatMan]

My fravorite part is when he said whoa

[@flyerguy2]

Getting faster

[@Tee008]

That is how my engines sound as I'm getting them to run after 40$ years on 6volt.

[@DimonKILL]

CrashBandicoot.exe has stopped working.

[@johnnyley8531]

It sounds like a chicken having a seizure

[@aztlancarclubmxli]

my favorite dubstep song is this

[@dariusstamp1249]

The thumbnail💀

[@arandomhooman3613]

My brother when sees my plate of food: