Water Testing | Choked Bruiser | Running Troughs

[@carolcurtis2220]

You aren't practicing what you preach. You didn't wear glasses. Always lovely to see your interaction with your niece and nephew. They obviously adore you❤👍🏻

[@tealjacks9125]

my predictions for 2025 on crawfords farm are 1; water will pass the test 2; The weee trip to NZ will be the start of a 9 month journey for gate lady ...

[@malcsco]

Aye there’s nae getting away from it Crawford yur some sparra. Keep up the great work, hope you and gatelady have a wonderful holiday. Freddie and Emily deserve more than biscuits. Have a great new year, ATB fur noo.

[@mrfunkymuir]

Did you hear about the magic tractor?? It turned into a field 😂 Anyof the presents. Boots and jacket will do me and boiler suit for my boy. Happy new year 🎊

[@johandeboer6623]

For the McHale jacket. I could never use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn. Now I have a stable connection 😂😂😂😂

[@RiggedUpandReady]

Hope you had a great Christmas Crawford and the team 🎉

[@seanclarke5129]

Crawford goes to the Doctor "Doctor i think Gatelady has birdflu". Doctor "Why do you think that?" Crawford "Because shes watching me like a hawk!!!". XL Jacket please.

[@EssexFarmingPhotography]

Why did the farmer win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! jacket please

[@garymadden2656]

Great video Crawford Happy new year to all 👌

[@dadcanufixit]

2 snowmen in field, 1 says "can you smell carrots?". The XL jacket please, Steve G from south Wales. Happy new year to all the family.

[@jamescarson4745]

A Scottish cattle farmer sees an Englishman in his field with his cows, bending down to drink out of the river. The Scottish farmer shouts ya cannae drink outta that, itll have highland pish in it!! The Englishman shouts back saying speak English man, I cant understand u. The Scottish farmer yells back...use both hands. The Mchale jacket would be brilliant. Happy New Year to you all

[@danielstamper7664]

Bought a dog from a blacksmith last week, soon as we brought him home he made a bolt for the door. Boots please marra

[@paulleaver8820]

Very good video again and well done to the little ones hope you all had a great Christmas and have a wonderful new year

[@stephenduguid6558]

Hi Crawford just a thanks the Fillets we bought for Christmas lunch best I have ever had will be back for more 🥩😋🍺

[@andrewmcgrath350]

Been a subscriber to FARMER PHIL and IFarm WeFarm for yonks. Recent subscriber to this one and enjoying it.

[@deniscousley6905]

Rachael Reeves is an economist 😅

[@jeepbenj56]

Two of my friends went to Lourdes for the healing waters, one armed bob went through first and hey presto came out with two arms !! Brilliant wheelchair Jim said I’m definitely going through! Came out with two new tyres and a respray !!! Jacket please

[@robertdrysdale2576]

I saw a sign at Gloagburn Farm that said “duck, eggs.” I was contemplating the use of the comma when it hit me... McHale jacket please, my current one is getting pretty dated and perhaps a little tight around the midriff 😜🤣

[@Chriswilba1993]

Two hunters are oot in the woods when one o’ them keels o’er. He’s no breathin’, an’ his eyes are aw glazed. The other lad whips oot his phone an’ calls the emergency services. He shouts, “Help ma boab, ma pal’s deid! Whit dae ah dae?” The operator says, “Hawd the bus. Ah’ll help ye. First, let’s make sure he’s deid.” There’s a silence, then BANG! Back on the phone, the lad goes, “Right, he’s deid. Noo whit?” Jacket please

[@kevomusica]

I used to do work in roseberry estates. Some of the water to the farm houses and cottages were fed from burns. We used to put a filer and an ultraviolet light which the water runs past to kill ecoli. Hope your well is well👌

[@janettefulton629]

“Always have your goggles on when using a sledgehammer “ he says as he wears no goggles 😂😂

[@wulliewhyte544]

Good video again Crawford Happy New year when it comes you cleaning Gate ladys house out for a crib😂

[@charlielloyd-hole8916]

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillow cases? They're making headlines everywhere! XL Jacket please

[@Dannsandiego]

I appreciate the Chargers clip!

[@BennyFlutey]

I tell dad jokes sometimes and when I do he laughs the boots because they are the perfect size and 8 have been subscribed since about 1 year into this channel I live in Nz and I am 13

[@barryrichards8492]

Geography teacher asked me to name a country with no ‘R’ in it. I said “No way” Boots please! 🤙🏼

[@amandadouthwaite1863]

Here is a joke for you Crawford Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up? They have no balls to scratch 😂 lol Id love a jacket please Hopefully pass 100 % or may need a light filter like on our spring water 💧 good luck 😊💜

[@marvinjensen6415]

The water will be perfect!

[@steveevans4521]

Happy Christmas & new year Mr Crawford, the ball valve you was working on is a class one ball valve and they were outlawed donkeys years ago, you should have a class two ball valve, so let’s hope it is fed via the bore hole or maybe the water board maybe chapping your door LOL 😊Love your videos though

[@jameshoulden-p3k]

As farmers, we hear a lot of jokes about sheep. We’d tell them to the dog, but he’d herd them all! Boots please

[@jacobkent2706]

How do you make a cattle trough bounce? Fill it with spring water. Kids boiler suit please

[@nickwhitebread9268]

This Government … biggest joke of the lot! Boots would fit nicely please 😂

[@deniscousley6905]

Fit a proper test valve to the borehole so you can flame the valve spout to eliminate any chance of contamination when testing.

[@shaunrees6168]

England reckon they are going to win the 6 nations 😂 (Welsh fella) XL jacket please.

[@AdrianLowry]

What’s the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle. Happy new year to all at Crawford farms Kids boiler suit

[@danielrust8001]

Great video best best joke Labour Party😂😂😂

[@brianmartin2071]

Crawford it’s Scottish water so I will say it will be good ! Bandit pure water 💦 coming soon . ? 😂 I stayed in cottages in Yorkshire and the water for all the cottages was pumped straight out of the well and tasted amazing. Unlike the normal Yorkshire water which leaves fur on the sides of kettles. Hope your niece’s and nephew had a great Christmas ! Sorry no joke today but Great video as always.👍

[@louiseyoxall9461]

Hedgehogs - why can’t they learn to share the hedge?! 😂 Jacket

[@garethgeorge580]

Nice vid Crawford Has one got an Xtra Landie Ex Mr P 😳😉 You will have to make Biscuits an Beer soon 🤣🤣🤣

[@NewhollandT7.200]

What’s the difference between a JCB and a giraffe. One’s got hydraulics ones got high ballucks XL jacket please

[@tomdavies9885]

Women want roses after an argument, men just want tulips 😏😂

[@mrsmithy0]

I work for a water company down the midlands in England we constantly have to do those samples with the blue top as part of my job nearly every day when filling an emptying water tankers when people go off water and we’re getting them back on supply till it’s repaired 🤣🤦‍♂️🙈.

[@bobcrawford2105]

Not a joke Crawford but a fact. Behind every angry women stands a man who doesn’t know what he’s done wrong Boots please

[@davidkellet1006]

Are you ready for new years eve weather wind rain n snow

[@johnpollock2692]

Why does a squirrel swim on it's back? To keep it's nuts dry. 😅 (XL jckt)

[@dickdavidson3616]

Winner!

[@JimSutherland-ul7tx]

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was just driving down the road when it turned into a field 😂 my lad would live the boiler suit please

[@ajorngjdonaydbr]

Knowing the way this place is going, it could be cleaner than clean but they will still want filtration

[@saragayle2217]

Great video, i hope you have paid the children with biscuits 😂❤

[@Rich-kx4qm]

How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler 😂 Boots please!

[@jasonhardy925]

What did mummy cow say to baby calf? Its pasture bedtime XL jacket if you smiled Crawford.

[@michaelminers2612]

A customer of mine had their bore tested officially ( guess because they milked cows at the time) and she said they found traces of an agri chemical that had been banned 20 years before! He said is that a problem? And was told no because it was• 0001% unless/ until it became a plus it wouldn't be an issue so 🤞

[@helennicol5966]

Can I have the xl jacket please for the best joke ,... I was hospitalised for playing peekaboo. They put me in ICU .

[@RichardWard-t3v]

What do you call a sheep without legs and a head..... a cloud. Kids boilersuit please

[@katesterling8915]

What does father Christmas say when going backwards.....ohohoh 😂 jacket please.

[@timcowan637]

Joke… Crawford walks into a bar…Ffs that hurt,it was an iron bar😂😂…Size 9 boots👍👍

[@johnarnell4241]

Old man Pemberton got 1500 quid over book price for his land Rover,if you did the same you'd have £1550.

[@rpjwhite]

Brutal

[@aidandoherty5076]

The only type of adjustable you should ever use is a bahco, honestly they are very good and not expensive

[@texkenny759]

I was just going to say the best joke is your new fringe 😂😂 but I’ll throw in a proper joke too. What do you call a big pile of cats? A Meowntain

[@jsb12649]

Crawford - I had a magic tractor, it went down the road and turned into a field - XL Jacket please

[@AlistairBuchanan-s3z]

Why dont you use a broken pencil? Because there is no point😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@finlaycrawford2345]

i used to work in a orange juice factory but i got the stack because i could not concentrate 🤣🤣🤣🤣 adult jacket please.

[@sarah-hh3kb]

What is your farm shop called

[@phil6465]

The police in USA arrested a water bottle. It was wanted in three different states. Liquid, solid, and gas. Jacket please.

[@rpjwhite]

You are going to make a great dad. “I shouldn’t teach you that… wear your goggles!”

[@davidjackson6510]

my guess not bad light filtration but hope it's perfect - cushty!

[@dwdalling3123]

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "why the long face?" XL jacket

[@scotttaylor7254]

Why did the cows cross the road. To get to the moooovies 😂😂jacket would do. Cheers.

[@sugarcoaster]

"peckham springs" water?

[@JimSutherland-ul7tx]

The blue topped bottle is for bacterial testing. If you’ve got any colifirms or crypto from the cattle that will fail.

[@marshyxcept2494]

Knock knock Whose there Cows go Cows go who No silly cows go moo. The jacket

[@hallambrown977]

The best and biggest joke has surly got to be Rachel Reeves !! Xl jacket

[@robinheylens3083]

ya know whats a joke the flippin hoa the jacket will do 🤣😂

[@markyoull6744]

great video all the best to you and family in 2025

[@oliverdawson6779]

What do you call a man with a pole in his leg? ............ Rodney (Rod-knee) 🤣🤣 - hopefully someone laughed, boots look great.

[@esbenablack]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a Bandit Beer. The second askes for half a Bandit Beer. The third askes for a third of a Bandit Beer. ... The barman poors two Bandit Beers and tells them to stop their nonsense.

[@grantmckenzie6365]

10 cows in a field how do you know which ones on her holidays? The one with the wee calf 🤣🤣 Kids boilersuit

[@TomThomson-u2x]

Is your weather shite like down here in Creiff? What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! Jacket please for me

[@PK_Blinder]

"This time next year, Gate Lady, we'll be millionaires..."

[@Rich-kx4qm]

NML for your water testing. They post u the sample bottles. You fill em & post them back. No time/money wasted driving about. Cost approx £35😂

[@philsampson9838]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9 old is gold!

[@Ped_mcg87]

❤❤

[@dom.pickering105]

as a farmer you hear lots of jokes about sheep, you could tell them to Betty but she'd herd them all v12 boots 🙏👍

[@rpjwhite]

Knock knock Who’s there Elf Elf who? Elf who can’t reach the doorbell. Boiler suit please my son would love it.

[@stavsuds401]

paddy went to the doctors, says 'doc, I'm sore all over. Touch my head its sore, touch my arm its sore, touch my leg its sore... Doctor examines paddy and says, " I know what wrong with you paddy" 'Tell me doc is it serious', says paddy. "well paddy you've broken your finger!" Boiler suit 🐄

[@AlistairBuchanan-s3z]

😂

[@johncoughlan5512]

???? Are ye mocking the Irish

[@stavsuds401]

@@johncoughlan5512 absolutely not!!

[@loseruken]

Why did I the chicken cross the road ..??? Bacauseee. The jacket 🎉

[@Imtheman1977]

What do you call a snowman in summer.....a puddle. Boots

[@lindamacionis2138]

What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen? Snowballs!! Jacket please.

[@alanoag411]

Why does the Swedish Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships….So that when the come into port they can Scan da navy in

[@alanoag411]

Boots

[@DavidGadsby-e6s]

Here goes if you like chicken tikka try a chicken tarka it's a little bit otter boots please 🍗🍗😂😂😂

[@MayorofDipshittery-lq7if]

That poor water could be contaminated just by contact with that Defender 😱

[@Johnnyford66]

What do u call a sleeping bull , A bull dozer , Boots 👢

[@rodymcevoy845]

What bees produce milk?? Boobees Boots

[@marklen2322]

Why are you driving on the wrong side of the road?

[@TomThomson-u2x]

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!😩

[@TomThomson-u2x]

Ignore this one

[@iainwares6361]

Was going to sail the Atlantic in the world's smallest boat but I bottled it. adult jacket pls.

[@AlistairBuchanan-s3z]

Why did the farmer feed his cows money? To get rich milk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AlistairBuchanan-s3z]

Xl jacket please

[@AlistairBuchanan-s3z]

😂

[@richardleigh1762]

No red landrover yet then .

[@martincarruth-p4u]

Two blondes walked into a bar… you would think atleast one of them would see it 😂 jacket

[@James-wu6bi]

Bought myself a camouflage boiler suit. Wife says she cant see me wearing.

[@James-wu6bi]

Xl

[@suresren]

What is 3+3 x 3 , everybody will say 18, but work it out on a calculator and the answer is 12