Crazy Substitute Teachers

[Tricia Lane]

Why is nobody talking about the kid that saved a girls life

[Simion Leva]

@sadlands Jaiden

[Simion Leva]

@hey lol Why are you asking this?

[Mandi Romanko Maier]

@Zipporah 75 Ya we know

[{Jae_SEH}]

@hey loluhm.. you aren’t lesbian.

[SKAPEKEY]

@Julio Von Matterhorn do you know what ase even is?

[OneSock]

my father once told me about a teacher he used to have in highschool (i think?) who wanted every individual's behavior and posture to be as perfect as possible. he often scolded people for not having their backs straight. one morning when my father was at school, he was pretty tired when arriving, so he rested his head on top of his desk. the teacher told him to straighten his posture, so he lifted his head and rested it on his hand. then the teacher came up to him again and said, "maybe if your family weren't poor hobos, you'd be able to afford a bed to sleep on so you wouldn't be so tired at school!" my dad flipped him off, walked out, and never saw the teacher again.

[Nian_KyleYT]

I'd break his back rn

[Metropisianity]

What the f*ck 😂 that guy should be fired and possibly arrested. I think that’s assault, and assault on a student? Holy sh*t!

[gamester512]

My mom told me about a teacher she once had who was absurdly strict (to the point that it even pissed off my grandmother). The teacher was giving the students a test and another student simply asked my mom if she could *BORROW A PENCIL* and the teacher responded by *NOT ALLOWING EITHER OF THEM TO EVEN TAKE THE TEST* before my mom even had a chance to respond, and trying to give them both a failing grade! When my grandmother found out, she was absolutely *LIVID* and went straight to the teacher to confront her over it, which resulted in my mom and the other girl being allowed to actually take the test. But seriously, what is wrong with a teacher who punishes a student for simply asking to borrow a pencil, when the teacher hadn't even *handed out the tests yet* to begin with?! Ugh.... Makes me somewhat thankful that the only "bad" teacher *I* ever had merely caused me to literally fall asleep in class (yes, he was *THAT* boring and bad at his job that he could even make *ME* fall asleep in class, and I *NEVER* fell asleep in class)!

[*TheSeaGoat*]

DANG

[Ryan and Matt]

@Liana I would just throw him in a wood chipper

[Coolguy]

Imagine if Mr. YetToBeThrownOutLemon watches this video 😂

[Robin E]

It is so nice looking back at these old videos and see how much Jaiden have grown in person and in animating. Really wonderful to see

[Oleander The Octopuse]

👍

[TNG Girls]

I once had a sub in my Language Arts class that looked and acted like That Vegan Teacher and I was concerned

[kyla n]

why do animators have such an interesting life

[アーメド]

You do have one , you just need to remember

[James Burns]

@Virginia Acosta no not rlly

[𝕏𝕩 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕩𝔹𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕩𝕏]

IKRRR

[EWF Extreme World Fighting]

@prankmaster 25 not true. @theodd1sout’s most popular series is his first job

[Dragon Girl Animations]

We just do

[Michael Butler]

1:15-1:58 I’m really proud of that boy. It takes a special kind of strength and courage to overcome bystander syndrome and help someone in danger. Not all of us have that strength and courage, unfortunately. MHA taught me that, and i won’t soon forget it.

[FizzyMango]

I litter ally flopped on the floor laughing when she said HOMESICLES

[Shirley]

I had a substitute teacher that tried to give me detention for sneezing. All the bad kids stood up and defended me because I was the only one that actually knew what was going on in class lol. Also had a sub yell at me for sitting quietly and reading after finishing a test.

[Ryan and Matt]

WHAT YOU SNEEZED STOP SNEEZING THE TEMPATURE IS ALREADY 9 DEGREES AND I AM NOT MAKING IT HOTTER THEN IT IS ALREADY

[MJ Fan]

What logic is this? "STOP FLIPPING PAGES!!!! YOU ARE DISTURBING EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!" I 'm not one to point out the pot calling the kettle black but..... you just did more to disrupt the rest of the group than the person reading quietly.

[Yana Roos]

Такое Ерунда

[Ackyducc]

There was a substitute teacher everyone loved who was just a sweet old guy who would punish misbehavior by telling terrible puns. He was the actual best.

[馬鹿]

Girl: *chokes on a carrot* Sub: ah, yes, suffering.

[OrangeBoiiiiiii]

Chris McLean?

[Inkling Sahira]

@Okami Tatsumaki both

[jelly_melishka]

😂😂

[Jose Hernandez]

lol

[River Runkel]

@Okami Tatsumaki my m

[Ben Sandstrom]

Man I didn’t know Lixian was that crazy… but hey working for Mark could do that to literally anyone

[Kitsune The Fox]

All my subs: sitting' with their feet up on the desk drinking their Chick-fil-A mystery drink, put in a movie and start shopping on Amazon. Furreal. One of my fifth grade teachers told us on the first day: I will never be one of those teachers sitting on my computer shopping on Amazon. Next week: she's on Amazon! Shopping for a three legged wooden end table! Girl!

[Unikittie_11]

We had this one sub that everyone hated that I'll call Ms. Ravena. She was only good for tricking into letting you play games in class.

[💜Not_Kaitlyn💜]

I swear all my subs have accents from their different cultures that nobody understand and we're just sitting there awkwardly the whole time.

[Remzor]

The teacher was probably asleep with his eyes open.

[m zaid]

both eye open when i'm sleeping ~ both aiiiiiii~

[Cha$m]

Or greened tf out

[Carrot]

Mans was afk

[Devwardhan Kothari]

@Ariana Lussier same problem but my eyes are partially closed.

[Remzor]

@yue sorry bout that XD

[Abdul Moiz Asrar Ahmed]

Can we consider the possibility that perhaps the carrot choking was staged?

[Monkey 22]

In my elementary school, we usually had 2 substitute teachers, one was an older lady and was very sweet. The other one was exactly like the one Jaiden was talking about.

[Christian Thøgersen]

How did Jaiden manage to have my old high-school maths-teacher as a substitute when we live on entirely different continents? I cannot explain it, and yet, the description is just too *perfectly* spot on to have been anybody else. (Oh, and that blank slate dude was *absolutely* baked out of his gourd. I'm probably not the first one to come to that conclusion, but c'mon. Pure Reefer Madness, there.)

[Joseph Topp]

In my high school science class we had a sub for about a month while our regular teacher was recovering from surgery. One day after we had finished a test some other kids asked what the answers were to questions they had trouble with. I decided to ask about one too but I guess she didn't know the answer, but instead of saying that she said "you'll have to wait until you get the test back to find out." I asked why, since she had just answered like three other questions, and she kind of snapped at me and said she was tired of my attitude. That really caught me off guard. I wasn't known for having an attitude back then, I was the quiet kid. To this day I can't figure out what I did to set her off like that.

[MJ Fan]

Some people have things going on that no one else knows about. And sometimes the substitute or main teacher reveals that they should not be educators, because they hate children.

[fahmida farees]

“We all like subs” Unless they’re even more strict than the original teacher and the whole day is just hell

[☆ star ☆]

@snakestuffSAMMEEEEEEEE

[Dino Ruby]

I had a sub and we didn't do school we lit just watched video of elephants painting and doing basketball

[Kali:D]

I had a really bad substitute teacher

[chlochlo6112]

or replacing your favorite teacher

[Skyblock64]

I got 50/50

[Trevor Leder]

3:23 for anyone who wants to hear Lixian's lecture because i came back to this video years later and jumped for joy when i remembered it was him when i read the description desperately searching for Jaiden saying whose voice it was

[Eve-animations]

Hey. I’m a new KZbinr and before I started this channel I was a big fan of you. I was wondering if it would be ok if I could make my own version of this video?

[Eve-animations]

@jaidenanimations please reply as soon as you can

[Dekuianutshell]

Its always cool to hear Jaiden show off her range in vocals. She actually almost sounded like a grumpy old substitute teacher for a second.

[StoicAthos]

"He'd blend in the with most of the people on KZbin doing it already." Shots fired! Get em Jaiden!

[Just Some Guy without a Mustache]

Girl: (Chokes on a carrot) Substitute teacher: (Does nothing) Parents: "Where is our little girl?!?!" Substitute teacher: *"Gone, reduced to atoms."*

[Hyrule]

😂😂😂😂

[Avery Fields]

Hello again

[TBG gaming]

Hi

[MissTenaj]

I checked his subscriptions and he has the same subscriptions as mine

[Princess Peach]

Justin Y in disguise

[Harkz0r]

I'm surprised everyone can remember their substitutes, unless most people are just young and still in school. For me it was a very rare occurrence that I ever had one, and they were almost always worse than our actual teacher, so I can't remember much about those lessons other than that they were probably going to be boring and/or uncomfortable. In terms of my actual teachers, I do recall one that had a permanent grimace as though she was sucking on a lemon tart (very dour personality). And the only detention I ever received came from having forgotten my homework _once_ in one particular class, I want to say either French or cooking. I was then very amused at the hypocrisy of a school inflicting reading as a punishment when the English department heads were trying to get kids interested in reading. I just had a pleasant, quiet hour with a book of choice (The Godfather, IIRC). Most of my teachers were great, though. One in particular I had for English I was very fond of. He taught both the highest and lowest ability sets; everyone in our group loved him but the bottom set apparently loathed him. Though I imagine what he had to put up with in that group. I mostly think being a substitute must just be very awkward in general. Being routinely thrust into a classroom full of children you don't know and made to be responsible for conducting lessons would make me anxious as hell.

[Lindy550not-offical]

We actually used to have a older sub in 3rd grade. He was about in his 50’s/60’s and *EVERYBODY* liked him. He would usually step in to teach the L.O.T.E class (language other than English) and he usually only talked about his small dog and art for the entire class. Sometimes he showed us art his other students did and art tips, and some pictures of his small dog and scars of how he bit him in the past (they were some pretty deep scars) And also in 3rd grade, nearing march our teacher had a long break for the rest of the year because she had a baby and a sub stepped in to teach us. I won’t say what her name was but all I’ll say is that everybody joked about calling her Mrs Pringle. She was German and overall was a lovely sub. And yes, the class got to see the original teacher’s baby nearing the end of school, it was a she and everybody surprised her with a lovely baby shower.

[Akela]

One time my drama teacher went on leave for a few weeks and we got a substitute that was supposedly a proper drama teacher. I say supposedly because this woman tried to convince us that method acting wasn't a real acting technique. Everything had to be done the exact way she wanted or else it was wrong. She once chided me for not wearing a costume for an in class performance, saying that it broke the immersion. The only reason the other kids in my group had anything resembling a costume was because we went through the prop room, there wasn't anything in there that fit me and suited my character so I just wore stage blacks. Also for someone so specific in her mindset she was surprisingly inattentive. Once during class me and a few friends made a Macca's run and she didn't notice. We brought the food back to school and shared it around our practice groups in the hallway and she still didn't notice. Everyone hated her and we were so happy when our normal teacher came back.

[MalevolentSnow]

I once had a substitute teacher that said (and quote) “sitting is a privilege.” He made kids that acted out stand up while he taught and we all thought it was hilarious so we talked about it and told other teachers. Yeah never saw that man again.

[Snicket [VA]]

“I don’t tolerate jokers in my classroom.” *this isn’t your classroom.*

[Lemon the axolotl]

Trueeee

[Link the Hylian Champion]

@Whafflete "I don't tolerate jokers in OUR classroom." lol

[chang'e]

lmfaoo

[Frances Agtang]

I mean true tho

[Entertaining Man 2.0]

Exactly

[TCat]

I always watch this video when I want a cheering up or just when I'm bored. The bit where Jaide says: 'You're a fruitcake' cracks me up SO bad LOLLL

[ultradude54]

Man, even though Jaiden has gotten so much better over the years, her old stuff is still absolute gold!

[Morrigan KASA]

I wouldn't have minded having that Strict Substitute Teacher when I was in school. Actually might have preferred that then some regular teachers.

[BisexualBlueberry]

I remember having a substitute teacher who got so mad at a kid for standing up for a bit without permission that, instead of showing a movie, whipped out a violin, and started to play without a word. This went on for about 5 minutes until he stopped because he SNAPPED THE STRINGS. He then bit them off, stating, ''Never fear!'' We didn't end up watching a movie. He claimed to know the teacher, so anything we did would go straight back to her. We talked to her about him, and she said she hadn't heard of him before then. Edit: I forgot about the teacher who took away my book when I read in class, called me her ''living doll'', and told a girl with a high voice to ''stop talking in that weird voice''

[spades]

"So I'll call him Mr.YetToBeThrownOutLemon." "Just for simplicity." Yes Jaiden Because Mr.YetToBeThrownOutLemon is a very simplistic name.

[FlowerBoyBasil]

@Jaiden Animations "tsu" Google translate

[Danny]

All my substitutes we're all nice my favorite one was when they let us watch the bee movie

[Jodie Bartholomew Oates]

@Monarch Winter umm its thought though.

[Palkia Turned 8-Bit]

@Jaiden Animations this translated to TSU

[Dee MatMok]

Can’t get any simpler than that

[Constanza Coniglioni]

When I was like 11 years old we had a substitute teacher for like a couple weeks that was obviously still very young, like in her twenties, and you could see she had close to no experience with children. One time a bunch of kids were gathered around her in the middle of class asking her questions about the homework and the subjects we were learning. She didn't know how to handle all of them talking and questioning her at the same time so she just started getting more and more irritated and at one point one of my classmates behind her had called her like 4 times and the teacher was still talking to other kids so the girl called her once more and istg this lady does a 180 turn at the speed of light and yells "WHAT??!!!" in the face of this 11 yo girl. She jumped in place and quietly said "can I go to the bathroom?" and the teacher was like "OKAY WHATEVER!!!" and turned back to talk to the other students. I remember sitting at my desk nd turning to look at my best friend like "bro are you seeing this shit?????"

[Nicopavvi 8]

In high school we had this substitute teacher we called "Mr sculpture". In my school when a teacher was missing we had this system: the teacher would have sent to our class email address an email with explained what to do. Every substitute followed this system except for Mr Sculpture, no, he shouted weird art lessons (let's be clear, he wasn't an art teacher, he had a music degree) which were all about the early Christian sculptures and their place in propaganda against the.... "arian jews". Despite nobody listening, despite everyone telling him to let us do our tasks and not bother us with some non requested lessons, he continued for two years, until he got retired.

[Unamused_Hyena-23]

I had a sub so nervous yet unaware that he didn’t notice that a kid from a completely other class was in the room and stayed there for the entire lesson just f*ing around. The kid even wore a “disguise” (sunglasses). It was hilarious. It honestly looked like we were more in charge than him because of how oblivious he was. I just sat there doodling and listening to all the drama XD.

[Nadia]

In england we don't have subs we have this thing called 'cover'. Its when a teacher isn't in and the kids who have that teacher go to the 'cover room' and to worksheets and stuff. They sometimes set work on computers or if you're well behaved you're allowed to go on the computers. One of the cover teachers is pretty strict and the other one is OK, but sometimes she also gets mad. The problem with cover in my school is that when you're in cover and there is more than one class, you're not allowed to talk at all. You can't even whisper with the person next to you and it kind of sucks.

[Eve Grace]

I just realized Lixian did the voice of Mr Yet-To-Be-Thrown-Out-Lemon. He famous now

[Amanda Tison]

OH MY GOSH, THATS LIXIAN!😂

[tntz47]

Thats fine. :p

[Eve Grace]

@tntz47 I don't read the description and I would not have recognized him several years ago regardless :D

[COFFEE]

Is it just me or I found it funny that you said “He famous now”

[Quinn Lim]

I was shocked, too

[uri argaman]

What I remember is a long term substitute teacher from elementary school (for some 6 months because the regular teacher was on maternity leave). Now she couldn't do the usual trick of not teaching anything, because it wasn't a one time thing. But she had no sense of authority, so she resorted to over the top constant screaming to clarify she actually intends to teach. So my friends and I weren't about to suffer verbal abuse for minor whispers so we kinda rebelled. We'd bother her on purpose and make sure she couldn't teach. I guess the theory was if she sees the hard way doesn't work she'd revert back to a more reasonable approach. Anyway we ended up in direct confrontation for 3 months before she switched. Maybe it was worth it. At the height of it I called her an idiot and pleaded that she'd stop teaching us, which I ain't proud of. The funny thing is some years down the line she switched jobs and I met her at some gathering she catered for and sort of apologized. That was odd.

[Jyose Kamukura]

I remember my English substitute teacher (I'm from a non-English speaking country) who marked one of my answers wrong when I had it clear that it was right. Alright, so, for context, my language is seriously gendered. Like, there's this thing called "gramatical gender" that almost every adjective or noun has. So, normally, in the English exercises of translating a phrase from my language of origin to English, you can just translate the pronouns of the subject of the sentence thanks to the gramatical gender of the original phrase. But it turns out that in this specific exercise, one sentence was worded so there was no gender implied, so I translated the pronouns as "they/them". The teacher tried to put me a "wrong" mark, because *obviously* the pronouns had to be he/him. I argued with her that the sentence was gender neutral, so I should use "they/them", and she straight up told me that they/them was only a plural pronoun and mustn't be used as a singular, neutral pronoun. I literally cried out loud during weeks and weeks due to the rage. It seriously pains me when I'm right about something and I'm still punished because the figure of authority is convinced they're in the right.

[JustAPers0n]

One regular sub that we had was the coolest. Everyone loved him because he did the lesson but was really lenient and charismatic.

[💜Not_Kaitlyn💜]

I hate substitute teachers, we never get anything done because the class acts like literal hell. And if the substitute is a girl, then all I have to say is may God have mercy on your soul.

[James Burns]

Nerd

[Broglee 🥦]

The best sub I've ever had just let us vibe for the whole day, then came up while I was reading and asked me what my name was. I got super nervous and my head was looking back at the day trying to find something I did wrong. When I told him my name, he said, "Ok, I'm making a list of people who behaved well for the teacher." The relief I felt-

[Ed Pritchard]

See, my teachers would never just chill, they are always so serious.

[TCat]

OH, everyone's done that ur not alone I can tell u XD

[Dakota Hickey]

try singing this✌🏼

[𝚕𝚊𝚕𝚒 💕☺️]

LUCKY 😭💔

[Arjun Mangat]

One time in my math class I was on my phone playing clash of clans and the sub watched me play and told me he was town hall ten and I thought he was about to snitch on me and was chill

[Poké Gamer Boy 17]

i had this one sub that no one is excited to have. she's 93. in case that didn't speak for itself: when she takes attendance, she would pronounce someone's name correctly, then say it again incorrectly, like she assumed the correct pronunciation was wrong. she tries to be strict, but she has a sweet voice, so it just makes everyone laugh somehow. there's a guy who was in one of my classes (we'll call him joe) who always tries to do something that will get the sub mad, just so she can "yell" at him in her sweet little voice. she knows nothing about teaching, so she always follows the exact guidelines that the school gives her. she forces us to leave our phones in a box when we go to the bathroom, and she signs us out. she doesn't let us go anywhere when someone else is already out of the room. she doesn't let us use earbuds, even when it's for the assignment we were given. she tells us not to talk in class, then she asks someone a random question that should be self-explanatory. there's my crazy sub story.

[Andrés]

that old man actually seemed to respect the students

[Lynlee Burns]

Jaiden technically saved my brother. I actually learned the Heimlich from this video. A couple days after I watched It, my brother choked on McDonald's fries. I wouldn't have saved him If it wasn't for Jaiden.

[Starfox Smash]

One of the substitute teachers I remember having was in high school. I don't remember his name, but one of the nicknames he would want us to call him is "Your Majesty." (Don't ask. I'm still trying to figure that one out.)

[Secron]

Random girl: "Choking on a carrot" The sub: *This is fine*

[jelly_melishka]

Lol

[William Herman]

@Sharice Lajeunesse Are you and the kid who was choking on the carrot's best buddy?

[King Dedede]

Kinda funny how you commented that on deaths comment

[exis !!]

@Sharice Lajeunesse yes i figured

[Sharice Lajeunesse]

I'm alive by the way

[KK9]

I'm so happy I recognized Lixian's voice the second he started talkin, lol

[Someonebywho?]

I love how I was four when this came out and I still love this till this day :)

[Lana Felder]

Here's a story about the best sub I've had in school so far. My math teacher is like Mr. YetToBeThrownOutLemon. Let's call her Mrs. Smith, for simplicity. She will yell at anyone if they're talking, tell people off for not wearing a mask (despite the fact that she has hers off for the majority of the class), and get mad if anyone is even a little bit within 3 feet of eachother. So, about 2 or 3 months ago, Mrs. Smith's daughter gave birth, so she was supposed to be out for a week. *Best news of my life.* Everyone seemed excited. So, when the day came, we were introduced to our amazing sub, which we will call Mrs. Johnson, once again I'm unoriginal. The entire class loved her, and some kids even said they learnt better with Mrs. Johnson then with Mrs. Smith. She never yelled at us a single time, and even told us hilarious stories about kids she had taught before, and almost always let us work in groups. Once the week was over, I was really sad that she wouldn't be subbing for us anymore. Then more great news popped in. Mrs. Smith was gonna be out for another week. *Also some of the best news I've gotten.* In conclusion, everyone loved Mrs. Johnson. End of story.

[Julia C]

Imagine having Mr. Yettobethrownoutlemon as a teacher for a whole semester. Minus the Biology story.

[Mason Lee]

Jaiden: This girl behind me was eating carrots and then she started choking Other People: Oh no, I hope the girl will be okay! Me: Wait, you guys got to eat in class?!

[Sylvie Johnson]

Most teachers don’t let us eat in class but my science teacher let us eat as long as it was small snacks and not like an entire lunch or something

[Callum Poe]

Sub: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

[Tabby_cat Meow!]

Mason Lee the sub wouldn’t care BRUUUUUUUUHHHH

[Dawnly]

@Hannah's Creative Corner ikr lol

[Hannah's Creative Corner]

My mind:she looks like a carrot herself😂🤣🙃😇

[ghillieguy52]

I had a sub that had weird beliefs (ex "the world is entering the 4th deminsion and you need to wake up" ) and spent the whole period lecturing us on them. part of the lecture was him mentioning he accidently brought a boxcutter on a plane. for the most part the class liked him because he was a nice guy, just off his rocker.

[Reuben Bellaney]

Who coutured this: in the bloopers the man said metal gear which I believe it has something to do with the game

[Gonebonks Karlson]

One time, in like 4th grade, my substitute teacher was playing on her phone so, the next day she was still our sub, so she let us play on our electronics at school, so she got fired, and we never saw her again.

[Dylan Gem Blender]

Mr."yet to be thrown out lemon" is actually: Mr."Steamed pepper in an old sock"

[SlippPlays]

Best subs I had were the ones you actually get to talk to during work time. You know, they ask you about your life, your family, the news, making jokes, etc. The only subs in my opinion that are not better than the real teacher are the band subs.

[Crumb]

I’ve had subs way more then I’ve had my normal teacher and it’s just as amazing and relaxing as it sounds 😎

[GG SPongy]

Thats si cool its the same with my class cause pandemic :( and my math teacher quit..

[Not a people person]

I had a substitute once that told my whole class of 4th graders that she woke up that morning with a bad feeling in her stomach, knowing we’d be horrible 😃

[EnderFridge]

Holy hell. When I heard Lixian's voice as the teacher, I started choking on my cheese XD

[Darkner]

When you realise that the voice actor for the teacher is now Markiplier's editor.

[•¿ToyPlushCrazy?•]

WAIT YOUR RIGHT?! LOL

[Mebi_Animatez]

XD

[Quinn Lim]

ikr!?

[Lapetus]

REALLY?!?

[Rebirth]

from rotting lemon substitute teacher to editor for one of the biggest youtube channels on the site

[Night]

My middle school had some teachers that would teach all grades, and one day my Language Arts teacher was absent so we had a sub. The sub gave us a paper and told us we had 10 minutes to get this done, my class was sixth graders, and after the 10 minutes was up almost everyone in the class needed more time and she got mad at us and started to compare us to the other classes who got it done in under 10 minutes. She was comparing us ,sixth graders, to eighth graders

[ƲƸƝƱƧƓᎯƜƸƧ]

Just realized the person voicing the strict old sub was Lixian, made my day that they were working together :)

[Huggy Lama]

Once we had a sub teacher that let us do everything we wanted. I think you can imagine what happened...

[Gonk]

_”Somehow, he made everyone in the class feel uncomfortable, just by existing.”_ story of my life

[nukacapdidntcap]

Girl: *chokes on a carrot.* Sub: eh whatever she’ll probably live, who cares

[ShadowSkyX]

More like: not in my hands. She knows better than to bring and eat food in class. She'll know better now

[Amy Sales]

nukacapdidntcap ok!

[Señor Grizz]

*The girl dies* The teacher: Its because of that damn phone

[Jonalynn]

He probably can look in the future

[nukacapdidntcap]

How the hell did I get so many likes

[DeAntre Julian]

Don't go too hard on you're substitute teachers Jaiden, they're only trying to help! Love the video, happy New Years, I was here!

[Apolloarrow6]

I love how he's like I WILL NOT HAVE SLAVES IN MY CLASSROOM

[Rachel]

One time in 6th grade, we had this sub for math. At first she seemed just pretty chill, she didn't really care if we talked as long as we weren't too loud. But the thing is, we absolutely could not be quiet in math. I guess just because we were bored or something, but we just couldn't stay quiet. So, after several times we got to loud, she banned talking. We still could not stay quiet. Then she said something like, "You're just being DISRESPECTFUL at this point. If anyone talks now, you're being sent to the principles office." and i was just like, you have way too high an opinion of us, we can't not talk. we were quiet after that tho.

[Ryan Cummins]

I had a pretty regular history sub that would call everyone a communist and do karate practice during work time. The man was 86 at the time.

[Casey Hansen]

Once I had a substitute teacher in the fourth grade, and our class misbehaved a lot, so we got a really strict teacher. At one point she got *really* mad because we were talking so much that she yelled at us and swore at us and took away our recess. Then we never saw that substitute again.

[Name Name]

@Casey Hansen wdym by "why"?

[Casey Hansen]

@Name Name 😐😐😐😐 but why

[Name Name]

@Casey Hansen nope. hitting students isn't illegal.

[Name Name]

@Chloe xx no.

[Name Name]

@Ethan Ashin lol that's the teachers at my old school

[um]

Yooo Lixian literally voice acted in this and then a few years later became Markiplier's editor. That's crazy.

[Flower Child]

One time we had a sub that we all thought was chill, she was nice and she let us talk while we worked and we told her some of the crazy sh-t our HS did which, yeah, we all thought was something that an adult needed to handle- The next day when our normal teacher was back though he got onto us all for the 'private' things we told the sub because she apparently wrote them all down and left a note saying we were disrespectful and so on and so forth Then when she subbed again like two weeks later she made a joke about us all seeming "So much quieter than last time, what happened?" and everyone stayed silent but me and the guy across from me had a word doc we shared for things like this and he legit wrote "Maybe because we all figured out you're a snitch?" which, yeah, she just sorta reaffirmed that we couldn't trust the teachers we had with that sh-t

[C10uD5]

I've never noticed Lixian voicing the sub, I love it.

[Maria Girtler-Budesca]

My substitute teacher is my history teacher, he's my favourite! He teaches us, but he often tells us funny jokes, sometimes he spares us, and sometimes he don't. But I like him anyways!

[2K8 TRAUMA]

"you are a *fruitcake.*" *That's my favorite insult now.*

[super ollie bros]

I read that right as she said that lol

[Milla is Here]

@river you mean like the actual f slur? Or fruitcake?

[river]

@Max it’s not a slur.. just because people use it as an insult doesn’t automatically mean it’s a slur

[will byers is best boy]

fruity

[2K8 TRAUMA]

@Max I mean, I've heard it used that way but I never personally was called a fruitcake...though I have been called an f slur a few times lmao

[Brobgonal]

One of my subs was a retired teacher, so she made sure you were being perfect, so she was gonna be very grumpy, but can be very chill

[Draconic Sorcerer]

Jaiden: for simplicity I'll call him Mr yet to be thrown out lemon. People: that isn't simple! Jaiden: I know!

[shelby mason]

I had a sub for my 11th grade French class, and I had her before and she was pretty crazy, she then starts to speak the worse French I've ever heard. Now this was a French culture and language class so we didn't really speak French much unless we we're reading something, so one kid raised their hand and politely said that we don't speak French unless we have a speaking part. She goes bat shit crazy, yelling that we we're all disrespectful and we we're not going to graduate for that attitude. There was a whole lot more that happened in that one class but this was the only thing that popped in my head.

[Daddy Yahweh]

Honestly besides the grumpiness of Mr yet to be thrown out lemon, I would love a substitute who would ask how to properly pronounce my name. My name is EXTREMELY hard for Americans to say on their own, so most never bothered, and it kind of hurt me. Lol

[Lucy C.]

Girl : **is choking** The sub : *sounds like a you problem*

[jelly_melishka]

Lol

[theammaar]

My life

[MAsKR lzxw]

@YourLocalDemon yes

[ZacianYT]

Ye also Lucy is mah friends name

[YourLocalDemon]

@MAsKR lzxw the fu-

[AndersWatches]

I’m just trying to figure out how someone can possibly mispronounce Jaiden 😅

[jesxo-♡]

Reminds me of that one time i was trying to go get my history book and the sub went "did you ask ME if you could get IT?" i was shocked.

[Tidal Star]

Yeah... So, is it weird that every teacher I've had either just passes the papers out or outs it in a stack for us to grab? It seemed normal enough to me.

[CallMeMilo]

“This is an individual work-shit” xD I love bloopers for tv shows and movies but this by far is better

[SoapTJ]

I was once in english and we we're doing drawing or sm and I got up to get some colors and this teacher goes "you need permission to stand up," I was just speechless.

[Itz_echofeather]

isn't that normal -_-

[xPositively•Pupx ♡TYSM FOR 200 SUBS! ♡]

Lol

[kristimarch]

Wait all my teachers have been/ are like that. I’ve gotten trouble for resting my head on my fist and crossing my legs… I guess schools are just stricter in Asia?

[raven_soup]

wait. You guys usually can stand up without permission? We get a note on our diary if we do😅

[Vicioussnake]

In my school there is a toilet pass that you get by a doctor signing something if you have a medical condition you get one and today someone in my class asked the teacher if he could go to the toilet and pulled out the toilet pass Still didn't let him go to the toilet Wtf

[Artbagelss]

This was 5 years ago yet it’s still one of my favorite videos

[Mx. Human]

I once had a sub (he would sub at my school often) and he force us to pray and read and agree to this monologue/contract situation; he got in trouble after years of doing it

[Neko]

It sounds like you had fun teachers. i have this one substitute teacher before Covid, and the one kid was clicking his pen and just making alot of noise with his binder looking for the worksheet, she got insanly annoyed and took his binder and all of his work away from him. then 5 minutes later she yelled at him again for not working and not having his stuff out. Shes insane.

[The Real Cheesy]

My math teacher, who i hate, always has the same sub. I happen to love that sub. She's this really sweet Chinese woman, and she taught us how to say hello in Chinese. Also she opens the windows and leaves the blinds up so we can see outside so that's a plus

[Individual Cheerio]

Jaiden: *yo wassup HOMESICLES* Me, in quarantine: *how did you know?*

[Umme Rumman Mariam Jamila]

true

[Cinthia Gil]

I hate quarantine

[Teagan Wiseman]

bruh I say weird stuff like that too. "WHAT'S UP MY SWEET LITTLE PEANUT-FREE POP TARTS!" (Because peanut allergies honestly) Or, "HELLO, MY LOVELY LITTLE TOMATOES!" And my personal favorite, "HI, MY COOL CATS AND KITTENS!" I get a lot of weird looks.

[mango face]

SAME it hits diff in quarantine

[Brady Steele Chord]

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[spela]

1:38 actually before that you should hit them on the back 5 times (waiting between each hit to see if the object comes out)

[DisKaiDed]

oh my god Lixian! This is the first I've seen of him outside Markiplier's channel or his own. I didn't know he's been around online for so long.

[msn litadventures]

I used to sometimes get a sub who would spend half the class teaching everyone tai chi. She was adorable. Another sub I remember was one who had the same first and last name and his middle name was really similar, too. We all wondered why his parents would do that to him. We would call him triple A because his initials were AAA 😂 He was super chill, too. One of my neighbors would also sub frequently and she would start talking to me in class and I hated it because I was really shy and didn’t like the attention.

[Cassandra]

“you, are a Fruitcake.” man that aged poorly(or beautifully, depending on how you look at it)

[Onehappiness Happy]

"So I'll call him Mr.YetToBeThrownOutLemon." "Just for simplicity." Yes Jaiden Because Mr.YetToBeThrownOutLemon is a very simplistic name

[clover is trying his best]

@๔คк๔ﻮรﻮยฬร i summoned a demon trying to read your name

[Ratvioli]

Good name!

[๔คк๔ﻮรﻮยฬร]

Underrated comment. like there are comments out there was only posted a month ago and gets hundreds of like yet this one has only 24 likes! Like what the hell the internet!