Creaming With Style (ep. 96) - Lifeline

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Today we discuss if you're a main character, Rotten Tomatoes (again), when relationships get scary, if it's okay to be a grammar snob, and if Matt and Chris are in the Small Weiner Gang.
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0:00 The News
13:28 Are you special?
20:15 Scared to end a brief relationship
27:05 Rotten Tomatoes reprise
35:30 Small Wiener Gang?
40:14 Becoming friends with guys
44:31 Grammar Queen
47:25 TMI
55:52 Never touch a black man's radio

[@SupergoodStudios]

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[@Vffhndsercchi]

Glow like Aurora Ignite the night, like the Northern lights, excite the mic like a viper bite

[@Vffhndsercchi]

Seriously check out REN he's my favorite global artist. Also Chris, I think this COALEY guy is trying to take your job

[@SootyS-wg4lm]

I love it when Chris does his sports commentator voice. CHOCOLATE SAUCE ON PETE ZOOKIE……swing and a miss.

[@Ray_Ray919]

Usually Matt gets annoyed at Chris’s long bits, but now we know as long as it’s baseball related he’ll let him go as long as he wants! Found his weakness!

[@Downs-Indroam]

As would I... Baseball is my above-all favorite topic 😊

[@ChildishGambeaner]

​@@Downs-Indroamwhy

[@YourFriendly8]

Aaaaaaaand got outta that one!!!! Yes! 😂😂

[@Ray_Ray919]

@@YourFriendly8 🤣🤣

[@aarongreene4067]

yess baseball related topics are tip top here at lifeline stadium today its been a beautiful evening here, pizzookie at the plate now at foul ball

[@f25mart]

The Pete Zuki bit has me in tears 😂😂

[@BTW4u]

Swing and amiss lol 😂

[@jo5hy]

as a former baseball player, the pete zookie bit almost made me crash my fucking car wow. my stomach hurts now so yea thanks a lot

[@Urboiframez]

Swing n a miss

[@JoshM1212]

But I played baseball wayyyy much more than you though

[@tradguitarplaya]

I was a professional baseball player too. I never heard of you

[@CR_22]

The EQUALIZER joke was beyond 😂

[@letmeknowhowthatgoes]

D’elia brothers movie review podcast would hit.

[@anthro4306]

lifeline luxury

[@ChildishGambeaner]

Fax b

[@bgliveshow]

“They didn’t trust the metaphor” 😂😂😂

[@macduff8772]

The “Pete Zookie” bit is cemented. So great 55:34

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Pretty darn good

[@BPH29]

Loved it. Reminded me of the stripper name bit.

[@Unz360]

That bit has legs, speaking of which he brings his favorite snack to every game, ants on a log. Pop fly to center field..

[@tabsk524]

17:11 When Chris did the turkey sound, my Google Home picked it up and said “here’s a Spotify station for _”. I didn’t catch what the next words were, but it started playing Werewolf Bar Mitzvah by Jeff Richmond and Tracy Morgan. 😂

[@JasonLitman]

Pete Zookie would sign every new car sold at his dealership after his induction into the Hall of Fame

[@racheller8753]

It's hilarious how Matt looks so tan next to Chris!!!

[@Blackenedin92]

This may very well be the funniest episode yet. Holy shit cracked up laughing every 5 minutes.

[@andersonsixkiller]

"If he also adjusted the bass and treble" 😂😂

[@taylorellis6358]

Yes we love the early uploads!!!!

[@zuhgzuhg]

Cheers boys, almost firsties. I'll try again next week

[@jaejae444]

I LOOOVE CHRIS' BASEBALL BITS!!!!! 😝🤣😘

[@galacticsunset]

“They didn’t trust the metaphor, ya know?” 😂😂😂 32:59

[@19jcbrown]

Thank you for early upload!

[@nickw.7108]

One of the best episodes! Love you guys.

[@jayynagar]

I was literally lmao at that Pizookie bit! 🤣🤣🤣 Love you guys!

[@bykurt_is]

33:41 - an hour of that was him going up then falling down the stairs. That and him shooting it out with a blind dude is all I remember lol

[@Makeupbyrach18]

Okay Pete Zookie had me crying! 😂 I don’t know why “His bed is a pan” just sent me over the edge!

[@TitoJeans]

Pete Zookie bit was literally an ab workout 🤣

[@fabledvixen8438]

Chris checking himself out in the beginning while matt is doing his thing 😂😂

[@jbarnett59]

Chris I know you love Rick Ross clips, man please do a reaction to the one where he's dancing with 50's face in the background. That would be my favorite comedy segment ever. You're the best man!

[@brendan7258]

Hahahaha dude the Pete Zooki Swing and a Miss got me so good.

[@dej71]

absolutely just cried my f*cking eyes out at the Pete Zookie bit🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jessicarhv]

Listening to Pete Zuki's baseball cookie career is already the highlight of my week lmaooo

[@laurenp1770]

Pete Zookie omg I’m crying 😂😂

[@petesteelesgf]

After that Pete zookie bit i absolutely have to hear Chris say "SEE YA" like michael kay

[@fuckwhysoserious]

If you're genuinely scared to end a brief relationship, you've just met a narcissist...ghost them, don't fall for baiting, gaslighting or threats..and move on with your life. The narcissist will eventually move on to their next prey.

[@bryanbryan6108]

Stop using these DSM5 terms as if you know anything at all. You’re doing more damage than good.

[@jojovedo9281]

It’s the baseball commentary and Matt interacting to see how he does next, for me 😂😂😂

[@rodviar]

Chris' bit on Pete Zuki officially converted me into a die hard baseball fan... Eeeehh yes!! 🤘🏼

[@adelinedama8000]

Swing and a miss 😂😂😂😂

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Went to your show in Vancouver last night with my daughter and you & Denny Love were hilarious! Life Rips!

[@donnyringo7862]

Me too! Soo good!

[@zachparker4436]

“And I’m pissed about…oh are we starting” perfect way to start the show

[@laurenp1770]

Chris was more hilarious than usual this episode.

[@dangerstall]

The baseball Pete Zuki bit had me crying laughing in front of everyone at my gate here at the airport

[@calebkeife5823]

I was absolutely talking about being friends with Matt

[@savannahwest2163]

😂

[@StefanBorglycke]

"Simple drink, memorable dude" :'D :'D Chris got the answers

[@revadame4742]

Kept wishing Chris would go on for a long time with the baseball bit- and he did yay😄

[@racheller8753]

I love the intro music!!!!!

[@diehardoutdoors]

39:15 Chris let his brother be funnier than him this episode 😂😂😂

[@christinaharris9542]

This epi was SO interesting

[@teiece7890]

The woman at the end: AN ACTRESS DUUUUUUDE

[@ice5010]

50:50 pazookies are absolutely 🐐

[@anthonydeleon6143]

Sunday is for lifeline

[@Jessrenee294]

The Bee Keeper 😂 I died 😂

[@arikaarika4436]

Dude pissed myself and coughing at Pete Zookie jesuisssssss

[@martinsteven67]

They didn't trust the metaphor!!!!!😂😅😂😅

[@cordarogaines4900]

Best episode in 2024!!

[@aaronr.5491]

S’pissed he can’t remember what he was going to say😂😂

[@MrFeatheredSerpent]

The rotten tomatoes take was awful. Rotten tomatoes gets it wrong all the time. 😂

[@KristinaDimovski-jd3ox]

I 10000% agree that you should go see a movie based on if you like the trailer or not, not what other people are saying

[@ramseyhopper4634]

Be safe relaxing a little bit 😂

[@Ruelsabalbarobrina-lq7qsl]

New subscriber....❤❤❤❤

[@ryanoneel]

chris.. PLEASE LINK THAT SHIRT, BRO! that shit is all time. you won today, dude 🤙🏼🤙🏼

[@chassiex3]

Good morning!!!!!!!

[@luckyboltz29]

Dude, the mad cobra bit fucking kills me. That Rastafarian blood runs deep

[@zacharyjalal]

For all the coffee people who go to coffee shops. Was a barista for 11 years and can tell you that its such a repetitive job that you basically are dying of boredom and the only thing fun left is remembering peoples names.

[@lasvegascrisis]

frenkin Pete Zookie😂😂

[@Midnight_Gardener]

Ginkgo Biloba is one of the oldest tree species on earth. It’s a tree

[@christinacartoonsoul747]

Why is there not a link to Matt's new show in the description?

[@k.d311]

Please have Bill on the 100th epi!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@user-dt4ln2fe2o]

Chris' go to comment on anyone he wants to obliterate within 5 seconds... "This guys the kina guy who would [Enter random detailed and descriptive odd fact or trait]..." then he would spend the next 15 minutes going off on the guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christinaharris9542]

Matt not knowing the “deep in the beans” reference 🤣 Fake fan!

[@in5omniamusic]

love

[@jayramirez7827]

The Mechanic/ Chaos/ shout out Stathe

[@mrgamingmg9164]

Captain America winter soldier is great lmao you guys are definitely showing your age

[@racheller8753]

Why aren't they freaking out about the end of the video is the neighbor at the door? Did she hear? Lol!!

[@rodolfonava985]

I wish mat would stay younger longer by being motivated to do some simple workouts☹️ he looks great but if only he knew his real potential to feel and look even better. Exercise cures everything❤️

[@nutellanebula]

I love February 11th!!

[@secretgardenhomestead3251]

I would love to know who are the people saying helloooo in the intro music! Haha never gun'find out

[@anthro4306]

Chris has been saying he needs to take Gingko biloba for at LEAST 7 fucking years. GO GET SOME.

[@obrotha]

34:07 and it's the greatest 3 hours

[@christiangailey9082]

“I’m Chris, you don’t know me”

[@wyattamick]

Bing and BONGGGG

[@kyleturner3779]

Pete “The Foul Ball King” Zookie

[@AdamentalityWorld]

38:10 I spit on my computer screen lol

[@teiece7890]

Agree and somewhat disagree with the rotten 🍅 take. It’s not the end-all by any means, but I think people use it when a movie interests them and THEN they look at rotten tomatoes to see how it did and how it was received. Just saw Session 9 with David Caruso (eyyyyyyeahhh!) and the general consensus was that it was worth a watch. Which it was!

[@russellheppell3997]

Everyone should listen to the album Everywhere at the End of Time by The Caretaker, it's a musical representation of the stages of dementia, and its quite accurate.. A haunting build and progression (coming from previous experience being an actual caretaker of someone with dementia). Still very funny jokes from Chris but I don't think he'd actually want dementia when he's older lol

[@sourdonkeyjuice]

I'm dying for 10 minutes straight cuz of fuckin pete zookie

[@1rickopotamus]

Chris what exercises you do for back

[@alpoLand]

Where da merch? Nothing is showing up :(

[@racheller8753]

We hear Chris's trauma dumps, but we're fans, that's what we're hear for!!

[@anthro4306]

for the second girl - tell your friend not to say anything to him but make herself super unattractive and unavailable as much as possible. it might take a while but basically make him hate you (i say this because if she is genuinely scared for her safety the only way to get rid of a guy like that is to make it lose interest)

[@Impression1992broccoli]

Just way too many foul balls from Pete zookkie 😭😭

[@j.l.hegeman300]

7:50 someone’s been picking his nose too much 😂😂 Chris got instant Alzheimer’s

[@rupexo]

here we go again my babies

[@kicksalot7214]

and just like that pete zuki became a legend folks. whos selling the shirts? i want an actual pizza cookie thing with arms and legs and a baseball hat on. k thanks

[@AdamentalityWorld]

LA traffic is why Kobe got a helicopter... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!

[@murderotica724]

51:26 PeteZookie...yr welc

[@adanalvarado8955]

I couldn’t stand that question by that girl who likes to take Ada vantage of mean and feel sorry about it

[@subhranshudas8862]

32:55 yeah Chris, we also secretly loved the movie. Oi..ju vi hav a poblum innit?

[@ailishcox4567]

I live in NZ and people say seen here ALL the time, its reeeeeeal annoying and awkies coz I wanna correct dem but also these people are full adults so its like.....ya already made it this far not knowing thats completely not correct english. Always think about that Pineapple express scene where the dudes like "You ripped someone jaw bone orf... I SEENT IT"

[@googleedood9721]

20:17 woman actually talking about herself lol

[@tkyo8546]

I sensed that too coz she was way too detailed. I'm curious tho why did you think so?

[@googleedood9721]

@@tkyo8546 mainly the amount of detail she was pouring into the explanation felt oddly specific. Just seemed like she was expressing herself, but trying to be anonymous about it at the same time.

[@diehardoutdoors]

22:10 just send him the podcast 😂

[@DeadManVlog]

Great

[@sethalexanderr]

Whoever uses rotten tomatoes unironically need therapy. Watch a trailer

[@decentralizedpain]

To the girl who’s friend is paranoid about breaking up with that guy, is there a reason why she’s specifically doing it over text? I feel like she should at least call him. Breaking up with someone over text just seems like a very disrespectful way to end things. If they’re on good terms right now, there’s no reason to text rather than call. It’s easy to misread someone’s tone via text. Especially if she’s scared this guy will get angry lol