Creating Horrible Splatoon 3 Gimmicks

Splatoon is a fun game. So naturally, I decided to ruin it for myself and everyone around me by playing it in the WORST WAY POSSIBLE.
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[@Kacero]

I had a lot of other dumb gimmicks that I couldn't fit into this video, so if you lads enjoyed this, I might make a sequel video! ALSO, feel free to suggest YOUR horrible ways of playing the game cuz I'm sure at least some of you, thought of some soul-draining way to play Splatoon 3. ALSO ALSO, big thanks to the homeless unpaid part-timer for suffering with me for MANY more hours than this video shows LOL

[@jdperfect4565]

No guns

[@Marlet_289]

96.gal only jumping no intensify up and to win simply don't die or get 10kills

[@swoffyplayz1201]

Only ink turf with ink vac (no inking for ink vac, I suggest gear ability of tenacity to get ink vac)

[@Noooooo764]

Am now speedrunner Kacero

[@rachelmcdermott2179]

crab tank but you can only kill by hitting them i ball form.

[@itsporpo1]

I NEED to see the replays from those poor victims perspectives

[@legoboy7107]

YES

[@scepidilionz8861]

The inkjet exhaust concept I've never laughed so much in my life -a comp player

[@maxwellmegagamer8535]

Actually splash walls throw distance is dependent on your camera angle. For some reason, angling it up makes it go LOWER, and facing down just shoots it into the damn sun.

[@xraenon1664]

11:27 Dude, I respect the idea, but I don’t think Nintendo has _that_ much attention to detail. The fact that he recognized what was happening in time to improvise was pretty impressive though

[@pinkie723]

The funny thing is that if he threw down the tacticooler and hid in the ink underneath it, that might of actually protected him since I think it does actually block shots. I guess it just doesn't have collision when you hold it

[@xraenon1664]

@@pinkie723 yeah, the Tacticooler is solid once it’s placed. I don’t think you can get underneath it though

[@evilkacero]

This kacero is crazy

[@Noooooo764]

We finally got a speedrunner Kacero

[@lololordjr]

Waoh

[@MappingFlorida]

Yea

[@Kacero]

yea he is insane

[@GooberThe4th]

@@Noooooo764 he is

[@vulasaur6799]

10:35 feels like im watching a butterfly being captured by a spider

[@klausd.6285]

I am a Blub main. Don’t think I play it the way they wanted it to because I am VERY aggressive with it. I don’t stand back, I get in there and in the face. Anyways. Had a Brella go up against me and right before they died, they threw up their umbrella to prevent the last blub from hitting them. I threw my sprinkler and killed them. I think that made them mad because every time they saw me on the map, they made a b line straight for me, ignoring anyone else that was there. xD I think they were early for dying to the sprinkler of all things.

[@wallaman]

This may just be the best Splatoon challenge video on this platform

[@MosesX-Labs]

This video was hilarious! Imagine how confused those people were when they died from the dumbest things!

[@mariomaster973]

Turf war but you can only turf using squid form with the exception of one shot to start turfing hell

[@misomie]

This but as a private battle so randos can't scew the results

[@nicaaro]

I have another challenge: Try winning a tri color as defending

[@Blumoon09]

It's easy (atleadt in grass,fire and water splatfest)

[@silverschmid4591]

I myself actually do better on the defending team

[@oshy3385]

I got the 10 defender wins badge that splatfest

[@CherObv]

Yo, this channel is a hidden gem 💎

[@ClayAdams]

Lol dying by inkjet exhaust has to be the most humiliating way to go. Hilarious for us though

[@gump-y]

i think getting chased and bumped into multiple times by a balled up crab is also pretty funny

[@yinyangyt8749]

This was excellent and hilarious to see

[@Oney105]

2:47 the funny thing is I accidentally got a Luna Blaster with a Angle Shooter

[@joelplays3032]

Next we gotta see Splatoon 3 but you can only kill with sprinkler.

[@rattsquidz]

Hey Kacero! You might not remember me (XenoTheAnimator) but I’ve been watching your streams and videos a lot for a while! I’ve been watching your channel since the Splatoon 2 with no damage and Super Mario Galaxy (2?) streams. I have been missing your streams lately but your content has improved a lot, and I love it so much! I hope I get to play Splatoon 3 with you one day, you’re truly an amazing Splatuber! Stay Fresh! - Xeno

[@Kacero]

Thanks and no worries! Hope you enjoy the stuff I have cooking for this year when they release!

[@Saturn-blueV1]

Stick controls is all you need to not have fun in Splatoon

[@xanellsworth549]

So THIS is why i will be in matches where i clear the way for pushing and my teamates just stand there.

[@kalekaela]

I recently died to a splash wall and it reminded me of this video. I was already low health. I swam up a little bit to drop my wave breaker somewhere specific, when I swam back to where I was, someone got behind me and threw up a splash wall and I ran into it backwards and died, lmao

[@Side_N0te]

"least fun while still playing the game?" Well that immediately rules out missile spam.

[@north-ofthe-border1758]

Dropping that piece of bread on the floor really ticks me off

[@averyhernandez15]

I’m so sorry I haven’t been able to come to streams, very busy. I will 100% try my best to come to the next one. Great video like always!

[@Kacero]

No worries at all! Life always comes first! Looking forward to the french kacero art 😎

[@averyhernandez15]

Also where can I find your email? I’m rlly close to being done. I went to grab your email from your about and realized it wasn’t there.

[@Kacero]

It should be there. But either way its [e-mail]

[@averyhernandez15]

Just emailed it to you! Hope it sent right. Cant wait to see your next stream!!

[@Kacero]

I didn't receive it-- :/ Try sending it again and double check the email was right!

[@chaotic_44]

First no damage and now this, Kacero are you ok?

[@Kacero]

I am mentally ill and the only cure is more suffering

[@ToeMunchEnja]

preach, king

[@destroyer4929]

@@Kacero good

[@DeviantYoshie]

I was getting a bit burnt out from turf war so I’m gonna try these

[@cheemsdrip7478]

“The absolute least fun way to play” Just use a charger

[@Cosmitasiarts]

I need to know what those unsuspecting people were thinking when they were splatted like this

[@MATTYM00N]

Maybe the jelly’s wanted to play.

[@shiny2575]

I just wanted to say they who govern reason is my absolute favorite piece of music ever and as soon as it started playing in the background i came to the comment section

[@Salmonboyo]

as a bloblobber main, i feel a mixture of emotions watching this

[@Luckylucked]

Good 😒

[@ToastComix]

Subbed. Comedy, top tier. Videos, underrated.

[@smudgybard8983]

I like the new channel banner and profile picture. Looks super clean!

[@Firefight_]

Damn that first one really just became the meta

[@aliceimanimeland8264]

Next time I bully someone I will also play Xenoblade battle music in the background

[@gregheffley5745]

7:55 If it was up to me, the Tri Slosher would have Toxic Mist/Great Bubbler and the 9.6 Gal would have Sprinkler/Tacticooler. Would you say those are good kits for these weapons?

[@ringo3911]

Zipcaster is based on Main Saver, not special power up.

[@kerrybattistessa2293]

Iv been in a turf war game that my team was so good everyone on the other team left and we coverd 93.5 percent of the map

[@TikiAndy]

I have splatted people with the splash wall

[@thmousegaming]

As someone who frequently tunes into the streams, watching a kacero *video* seems weird lol. Great video tho 👍

[@toaster_20]

Worst way: playing on nintendo's servers

[@thetos]

I actually had a funny kill with a wall, threw it onto a superjump in a corner, when the dude landed he was trapped and couldn't escape in time. I might have gotten another one with a regular wall, where they were stuck between the map and my wall, but I can't remember it clearly.

[@Marlet_289]

I never died from a special (me who died 2 times from inkstorm, 1 time from zipcaster and 1 time crab in his baller form (I didn't count the normal crab or inkjet projectile))

[@uncleocean2832]

Fun fact zipcaster pierce is enough to kill you don’t need to hit the explosion of it and it’s really easy (oh also it hits people with vacuum and tank)

[@SleepyBoi216am]

I saw Cephalorock come online and lost it lmao

[@SleepyBoi216am]

Also, your gear makes me angry lol. You have the snails, upgrade your gear!

[@_colonial_]

12:32 Is it okay if I don't play Flingza for missile spam 🥺 I use it like 2-3x a match tops

[@Kacero]

For sure! Its just the people who play Flingza or REEF-LUX for tenta missiles only ;)

[@ito11]

Worst way to play splatoon? Tenta Brella …coming from a tenta brella main 😭

[@esperscornerofyt]

3:22 well, I’m (mainly) a charger player, but I move around the map-

[@headinclouds5145]

Yay first Upload in 100 years😂

[@Kacero]

I PROMISE THE NEXT ONE WILL BE BY THE END OF THE MONTH LOL

[@headinclouds5145]

@@Kacero I HOPE 😂

[@Vibesswitleahh]

FOR A MINUTE I THOUGHT I CLICKED ON JAYMOJI GOOD VIDEO THOUGH

[@da_omeegadood3463]

Try to get a kill with the sprinkler next time lol

[@justafriendlycryptid]

You cannot out blob the lob.

[@milkboidarealone5998]

Average Splatoon 3 random:

[@kinginrecroom]

why did i think this was jaymoo

[@maxvankoert]

30k left nostril reveal :D

[@a-ramenartist9734]

I miss old exhaust

[@turtleyoutubeaccount]

actually main saver increases zip duration

[@topchungoid21]

Great video

[@sabianblack1026]

Pearl drinks oil

[@swoffyplayz1201]

When did splatfest end?

[@daxwolf455]

Line marker spam is more viable XD

[@StupidNPCBoar]

Step 1: just get a hero shot user on the enemy

[@cloudeie]

i like this guys voice

[@jaketron9472]

Play it normally is the least fun way

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

Stamp time↖️↖️

[@GooberThe4th]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DELICIOUS EARLOBESSSSSSSSSS

[@lololordjr]

Truly

[@memer5124]

Missile spamming

[@BillyWebbo]

ay (kacero your amazing)

[@toast-0]

Wooo new video!!!

[@itzaskittlewoah488]

Wait how are you not on the splatfest?

[@lololordjr]

Prerecorded footage

[@itzaskittlewoah488]

@@lololordjr ooh ok thanks

[@furretio]

You sound like you could be jaymojis brother

[@randomguy5821]

7 to 41 *damn*

[@Dillpumpkin]

I got the first one once

[@_oXdespairXo_]

hi kacero ^^

[@Kacero]

hello o/

[@A_Weird_Angel]

Song at 6:00?

[@credit8020]

Just play any meta weapons EZ

[@sonicmarc630]

I swear, so many of your videos are of you just making yourself suffer. Are you ok kacero? Do you need help? Pls take a break. For your own sanity.

[@parkarras]

Just play salmon run lol

[@lousershits1615]

you sound like lin manuel miranda

[@bomas2578]

Hi

[@Kacero]

hey! o/

[@joangabiski2322]

Im 🏳️‍🌈 for earlobes

[@Kacero]

awesome!!