CREEP - Brain Dump

[@trulygg]

Those 'why do you' questions hit a bit too close to home

[@krissuyx]

Yeah... I'm quite ashamed of my sardine eating ways... :/

[@REALwoombath]

Rie Kugimiya the Queen of Tsundere youre a creep then :^)

[@trulygg]

REALwoombath Can't argue with that

[@Bayseek]

Don't worry, you're not alone. You can get all the male company you want.

[@toxinsimbiote21]

Rie Kugimiya the Queen of Tsundere yea was a bit odd how similar he is to me sounds like he'd be cool to hang out with

[@MatheusNiisama]

I feel like this show is some kind of therapy for Max.

[@aidanhalbert4176]

Plot something that

[@sentimentalmariner590]

Aidan Halbert .

[@Scp--wh4ny]

that is correct

[@clanofclams2720]

Five years later... _Hoo boy, you fuckin nailed it_

[@FrostyDLR]

@@clanofclams2720 haha I was just about to comment that lmao

[@Thund3rDrag0n12]

Wait, Max doesn't have a girlfriend? Why didn't he pull a Plankton and just make Burnbot his computer wife? I mean, she's pretty cute.

[@asdf852asdf]

she is too pure for that creepy ass weirdo

[@tumorwhorse6822]

"If I made you I date you"

[@snafflewooterdestroyerofan3716]

I have a penis but I would let Max destroy me.

[@TheGallingIce]

+asdf852asdf The machine designed to invent creative insults and roast people is "too pure"?

[@terrycoyle6864]

Burnbot waifu

[@yellowboy3474]

"I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN A CREEP!! *I HAD CREEPINESS THRUST UPON ME!!!*" "Ew." Priceless.

[@thebluedeadpool8719]

Well he's technically right.

[@inkfernado9114]

Thrust?

[@bored8284]

@@inkfernado9114 Thrust.

[@gezz5904]

What’s creepy is how much Goofball knows about Max

[@calebrose740]

Secret admirer maybe? *laughs in shipper*

[@notfurry4259]

That’s creepy lmao

[@user-dg7fi5ut3g]

@@calebrose740 and its kinda canon now lmao

[@idkman0069]

@@calebrose740 what the actual fuck.

[@nickx15x]

I'm a guy, but I'd still be your girlfriend Max.

[@bossle6834]

Nickx15x me 2

[@errordefault2248]

Nickx15x Id be his girlfriend too if I wasn’t a god awful teenaged girl

[@goodolrebel4134]

Nickx15x gayyyyyy (I'm kidding I don't give a fuck)

[@gucci_rice_field5321]

Oh shit

[@ajjauqson6491]

Honestly, same.

[@kricku]

The reason jumpscares are so scary is because they might ACTUALLY damage my ears or equipment.

[@zomebahdy5513]

with other words "a possibility of harm"

[@jojothejanitor2134]

I don't mind jumpscares, but earrape just pisses me off.

[@fg09403]

I would like to point out that jumpscares are usually seen as cheep when the movie hasn't "earned" one. when It is either entirely predictable or the movie hasn't instilled any feelings of dread or terror at that point. a loud noise and sudden image isn't horror, it's fear. I would argue that the difference is that horror is more of a lingering feeling of tension and dread.

[@isaacgodfrey7259]

I remember a bonus video in Until Dawn that showed these people hooked up to a heart monitor and watching cut scenes from the game. The person explaining stuff was trying to make a point about how they made it "real scary" by using "real science", but the instant the jump scare is over, the people's pulse immediately drops back to normal. As in, the imagery didn't *scare* them, it just surprised them. That's the difference people don't seem to understand... kzbin.info/www/bejne/eV68Yo2GaNCDjpI 2:12 if you don't want all the shish at the beginning. The kid is totally unphased

[@Thieverpedia]

A jumpscare comes and goes. True horror sticks to you.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

EXACTLY

[@storm_fling1062]

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 tf

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

@@storm_fling1062 just agreeing with him

[@storm_fling1062]

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 it's not a appropriate response to the comment

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

@@storm_fling1062 wtf are you talking about. You're acting like I committed a crime or something

[@audrey0554]

I, a teenage girl, relate to Max, a bald man, more than I've ever related to anyone before in my entire life

[@NintendoDSsoulinjectoin]

I am relate too

[@Dofungulous]

Not a teenager anymore.

[@audrey0554]

@@Dofungulous still 19 technically 🤓

[@pizzacrumbles]

​@@audrey0554 Not a teenager anymore.

[@audrey0554]

@@pizzacrumbles I am now 🥁🥁 TWENTY ONE RAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@CatPeachYT]

I think he's having a mental break down and showing it through his show/

[@jimmyponciano8186]

Devon Baker exactly

[@ashuranekomaru2502]

rip

[@TheVernStar]

I can't tell if your videos are a cry for help or not

[@hotdiggedydemon]

Please help me, Veronica Allen!

[@DuskLegend]

hotdiggedydemon listen I'll help you, you don't need Veronica

[@Mike-bm1xv]

MemeMouse That escalated to a high level very quickly.

[@ry-mc4sh]

oh my

[@madcap3450]

Veronica help him for Christ sake geeze

[@spaceace8345]

I'll be honest, I'd gladly date Max. I relate to him too much.

[@biblicallyaccurateangel4433]

Same here

[@doctorwhoscpblitzkrieg770]

Me to

[@MrCake-hl6md]

I would too.

[@elizaely8824]

He meets every qualification with flying colors

[@starkresendiz2245]

Literally

[@chispychisp1690]

Who wouldn't have a skeleton in their living room?

[@ESousa-dn4vs]

I have

[@BradRLee]

Most people, since skeletons are meant to be kept in the closet.

[@jospantostado5406]

I have a skeleton with me all the time

[@rarebeeph1783]

The real question: When will Goofball get a life?

[@AnimatedArt-zp8ml]

OOF are you secretly burnbot??

[@notfurry4259]

Oooooo

[@someloser6987]

Sad, sad Golfball.

[@greentea1290]

Never he’s dead

[@Freddy__Fazbear]

Touché

[@abrachoo]

Are we literally the same person? 90% of those "why do you ___" comments feel like they apply to me too.

[@DrGandW]

You're a CREEP

[@jonathankrauss4169]

You're a WEIRDO

[@susiefulton8453]

yeah, me too. aside from being bald and having books about Charles Manson.

[@jorbz4903]

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[@BlackKanye]

Yeah same here.

[@missanthropist5806]

Never expected Max to like Warriors. But listening to this list, any other girl feel like they could easily date Max despite It? I'm actually surprised he doesn't have a girlfriend. Except the whole "showering twice a week" thing, but who's to say he'd change that once he were to start dating.

[@hotdiggedydemon]

I will shower for no woman

[@missanthropist5806]

Hey that could damn well be some girl's kink out there haha.

[@dr.buttcheeks]

But will you shower WITH a woman?

[@Kurppi]

I would shower WITH you ;)

[@Dirkage]

"don't try to change me, baby"

[@aplateofravioli4793]

i didn't know that he likes warrior cats. i love warrior cats.

[@thinkstupider]

A Plate Of Ravioli same

[@eternalaugust]

Max is a good person for owning these books

[@rando_mgirldraws1832]

Same! I couldn't stop smiling after i saw he reads warrior cats! 😆

[@MrCake-hl6md]

Those books are fucking AWESOME!

[@calebrose740]

Me too I'm a bit behind on the series, but I still get enjoyment out of reading the books

[@cuber9320]

I know I’m like 8 years too late, but that freaking ghost listing your “flaws” made me break down into tears like a little bitch. That hit yo close to home. But at least it’s comforting to know that I’m not alone? I guess. Anyway thanks for existing.

[@aproxify]

your comment is recent so im going to say something. I'm peeing right now.

[@Plaguenide]

​@@aproxifyI'm also peeing right now

[@umbraaspect9560]

“When are you gonna get a life?” *When it ends*

[@TiffanyRay]

people have been asking me this question for years now and to that I say "why is your life so mundane and dull that you have to comment on mine mind your own god damn business" its like people have nothing else better to do than to gossip about someone else instead of talking about their own shit or focusing on their stuff

[@Makingthebullet]

Oh look, another show on the internet I'm going to binge watch because I have no friends or a social life.

[@TiffanyRay]

me

[@brooooo6490]

#relatable

[@whocare9942]

eats sardines, can't drive, stays home all the time, watches the cartoons, kisses them cats, watches docs about serial killers. What is this male version of me?

[@NoDuurr]

He's perfect, right? Better put him in the friend zone! 😂

[@leeofthe7seas]

Wow you're a neckbeard if I've ever seen one

[@whocare9942]

nah, I'm n ugly girl.

[@whocare9942]

Good thing you don't have cats then, too tiny for rape. No one wants to clean up the blood.

[@ghoulbuster1]

10/10 would bang

[@wardogman3664]

Warrior cats are my shit, I fucken love them

[@catmintYT]

same I didn't think that was creepy XD

[@tumorwhorse6822]

Doesn't apply

[@wardogman3664]

catmint, your channel is lit

[@catmintYT]

lol thank you! B)

[@MrKecavis]

FURRY ALERT FURRY ALERT SOUND THE ALARMS

[@keinz__]

3:47 Woah woah woah! Holy shit, slow down there! He's consciously aware of the Warriors series? This is wonderful!

[@crowbrained]

The "why do you" questions hit me hard, I feel called out, tbh Max is the kind of man I'd date, I feel we'd get along great.

[@hannahherself3969]

I second this!

[@GodOfFury1]

1:22 That painting in the wall is so bold and brash

[@simonisho]

more like belongs in the trash

[@Formel120013]

More like not in smash (bros brawl)

[@kabeezy232jr]

You're talk about Team Valor aren't you?😂😂

[@pattyb7644]

I have to give it to you. How would someone notice that

[@xenomorphic7887]

More like, belongs in the trash.

[@0051JH]

I was expecting a jumpscare at the end

[@TheGallingIce]

I was expecting a Jumpscare through the whole thing.

[@Theycallmetomu]

I third this feeling.

[@rubbatiti1527]

Especially the zombie cat he used to do. Missed opportunity.

[@buttAttack]

the true fear is in how much we have in common with this creep.

[@GalbertArt]

*Mickey the Dick pops out* SKRAAH!!!!

[@ThePsychonautsmaster]

Max, I feel like we have a connection. I mean...besides the whole serial killer thing.

[@TiffanyRay]

same its kinda sad actually

[@TheHPExperiment]

I feel like I have a connection with Max especially because of the serial killer thing. It might be creepy, but even so... I'm kind of obsessed with serial killers. I don't really know why.

[@calebrose740]

I thought you were supposed to be innocent, Uraraka

[@LoopMasterBulu]

@@TheHPExperimenta lot of people are obsessed with serial killer. Doesn't makes you special.

[@TheHPExperiment]

@@LoopMasterBulu ........ didn't try to imply that I was??? Only people who think they are special or want to be say shit like that. Sounds like you need a life. Go fuck yourself.

[@crazitaco]

3:46 Warriors by Erin Hunter was an amazing book series. I used to read entire books in the span of a day because the story was seriously _that_ good. Those books were the most addictive I've ever read. Like every time you thought the plot couldn't get more thicc, BAM, the plot thickens! So much suspense and drama and good writing.

[@jadendafinger]

I liked the first 3. Fire and Ice was my favoriteus. After the 4th one, “Rising Storm”, It got stale to me.

[@adoboflash]

So relatable

[@connorsmith75]

He's a creep... He's a weeeiiirdoooo...

[@jakebuscus4730]

What the hell is he doing here?

[@laughuntilidie]

He doesn't belong heeeeeere.

[@Ps64Mario]

But he's just a creep

[@arandomnerd1898]

Whatever makes him happy... Whatever he wants...

[@FunnyBricks]

+A RandomNerd hi

[@Moozafication]

Oh my god how is he able to make these so quick? Max, you're of a dying race, and debatably the last serious animator on youtube. It's so refreshing. Keep it up.

[@morsecode505]

Now this is the kind of self-deprecation I can get behind

[@macktf8785]

why is the most replayed a second of max's feet

[@SusanTheBee]

Yesss!! The Warrior's Series!! Good shit, man

[@Krysiis]

I wonder if he's seen the Warriors animation community.

[@thinkstupider]

Krysiis he probably has just thinking about it

[@ethantaylor9613]

Warriors was the shit, like game of thrones for kids, murder, disease, child death, and cold hard reality.

[@greenmistarts2174]

Ethan Nunofyourbeezewax HES A WARRIORRRRRRRR! Lmao, I'd love to see him critic the warriors movie that's if and when it comes out.

[@grayskies7811]

Ethan Nunofyourbeezewax i didn't interpret it like that at all

[@cronkmmm]

*T A L K I N G C A T S*

[@SpaceMango]

How the fuck is he single?!

[@aubreysart4334]

Mahkaite idk

[@graphicdefault603]

Mahkaite if you had the chance would you go out with him ?

[@SpaceMango]

ofc

[@graphicdefault603]

Mahkaite haha nice. also you're very pretty, I like your eyebrows.

[@hagglefaen]

Creep

[@cherrychapthick7628]

All those "why do you's" hit too close to home for my comfort

[@rickandmorty7336]

"Why do you know all the words to 'Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure'"? Because that movie is very creative and the animation is awesome!

[@NinnyPrinny]

Yes! Especially The Greedy scene!

[@cookiethepuppy8381]

When I found out he read Warriors, love for this channel increased.

[@calebrose740]

Same

[@rikowolfin4984]

I Think jump scares are cheep because no you shouldn't be scared of something jumping out and going "Boo" real loud when looking down into that dark basement, you should be scared that you might see something move or god forbid start walking up the stairs in the pitch black darkness when you know no one is down there. What should scare you is the threat of something and not the noise it makes, I want to feel paranoid that something is around every corner ready to kill the people in the movie because I usually try to get into their position to feel scared. Jump scares are usually done in movies that don't care about getting you creeped out first anyway, a good horror movie isn't ruined because of them as long as they are pulled off well but bad horror movies do fail because they only rely on them to "Scare" the viewers.

[@joetedrick4798]

Thank you so much, I was pulling my hair out that nobody else in this comment section was saying this.

[@drcampbell07]

You are a dumb ass

[@Bafooba]

wow david, compelling counter-argument ya got there.

[@MmeCShadow]

@r0y02 Disagree. Silent Hill absolutely had jumpscares, abrupt scene transitions, monsters being thrown over fences into your fence, a few moments in cutscenes where you were treated to an abrupt visual-and-stinger. And there's nothing wrong with that. 'Jumpscares' are a cheap tactic when used without an understanding of why they work. If you think the jumpscare is the entire scare, you're doing it wrong; the jumpscare the punchline. It's the *payoff* for the buildup of tension, and used sparingly it actually helps. I was terrified playing Silent Hill games because the first monster encounter *is* a form of jumpscare (especially the Air Screamer bursting through the cafe window in 1), which establishes for the player the relationship between the radio static and the presence of monsters in the fog, which allows the game to do something as simple as play static in the background (even in a completely safe area) to immediately prompt a deep sense of dread in the player. If you do nothing but jumpscare after jumpscare without fostering the atmosphere or dread, then you desensitize the audience and cheapen the impact. But used the way they were meant to be used, as means of manipulating audience tension (both providing the threat of payoff and for relieving it-- see Alien's 'cat scares') they are extremely effective. As with anything, you just have to know what you're *doing*.

[@Fufflunsify]

how the fuck do you kiss a cat on the mouth?

[@Mezurashii5]

Everyone does.

[@Charcolt619GTS]

IM WEAK AFFFFFF😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Velvetzienz]

I do

[@Ziggerath]

i don't think any cat wants that

[@mysticallionn6770]

I kiss my cat on the mouth

[@Freddy__Fazbear]

3:05: [Reads “The Threat of the Jump-scare” script] Looks like my cue.

[@Sally.C]

I also don't leave my apartment because society and people suck, I run barefoot because the feeling is awesome, I wear black until they have something darker, I read 'Johnny the homicidal maniac' and I cried about the story line (emotionally), I wear piercings because I want to, I stay up all night because it's the only time I get rest, I eat unhealthy shit because it's tasty , I watch Invader Zim for thousands of time, I am a hard introvert, I get scared easily when I see it meet new people, I am scared being in a relationship, I easily cry, I listen to metal because it soothes me AND IM A GIRL!!! PEOPLE SUCK! Max, we should hang out one day.

[@dankbudew4830]

Vantablack is a black that makes you feel like you're looking into a void and then you start getting paranoid

[@TheHPExperiment]

JTHM is one of the greatest things ever.

[@NegaTheImpmon9508]

@@TheHPExperiment YES

[@TiffanyRay]

@Generic ???????? she didn't say she was not like other girls so idk how this comment applys here

[@strawberrykeiku]

JTHM WAS THE THING THAT MADE INVADER ZIM

[@armcannon1998]

"Why do you listen to Wolfmother?" Nothing else about goofball has sparked more hatred for him/her/it in me than that statement.

[@J.Skyler]

LMAO I HAVE ALL OF THE WARRIOR NOVELS AND MANGA FUCK MY LIFE

[@NannerMan]

T H E R E ' S A M A N G A ?

[@Tomatenmark13579]

there is a manga? what?

[@J.Skyler]

I own them for no real reason than I'm a pack rat and it's satisfying to have stuff organized on a shelf.

[@thegrandnecroposter6782]

LEL

[@locomastero]

What is so interesting about that novels? I did a little bit of google and all I see is a group of cat clans fighting each other, like you could have the same with human clan warriors. I am curious about what is the appealing about this novels.

[@Maphisto86]

I don't mind jump scares so much as the overuse of jump scares that are ultimately not a viable threat. You know, the jokester friend pretending to be "the monster" or an animal flying out of nowhere with a loud sound from the soundtrack.

[@Maphisto86]

Seriously, though Max. You _really_ should floss.

[@thetruenico6117]

Saw is a horror movie of sorts and i dont think it has jumpscares

[@Farenheint]

3:46 i love books, seriously. O love that series do books.

[@CoteDiazTime]

El fantasma es la voz de la ansiedad. Max, tu eres asombroso, te sigo desde hace años en youtube y tu trabajo animando es pura dedicación + talento. Además, a muchas personas nos gusta tu sentido del humor , pero representar tu ansiedad por medio de un personaje "cómico" me parece más un método terapéutico de trabajar tus inseguridades, más que un recurso para lograr entretener a los fans. Whatever, tenemos muchas cosas en común y sería genial conocerte, lamentablemente yo estoy al otro lado del mundo y mi inglés no es tan bueno. Admiro tu trabajo y espero seguir viendo más de tus creativas parodias.

[@celestialconstruct9354]

Wolfmother is amazing tho.

[@MGR99]

Can't say that they are amazing, but they sure as hell ain't creepy... well perhaps Apple Tree, but c'mon.

[@bigbrainanime9485]

Eh they're alright.

[@christophermanning111]

Definitely

[@ankihansen2489]

Led Zeppelin rip off

[@fox6789]

ssshhhh no one cares about your opinion

[@nickybuttons6443]

Im actually fine with Goofball and dont wanna fuck the TV. ...Just me? Ok I'll just go over here and sit in my corner I guess. Alone.

[@oblue0033]

Gary Oak same here

[@LostTapesImpressiveT]

SUPERMAN Arredondo you can if you want to get electrocuted.

[@eskihesap9985]

jordan gabel-peralta instructions unclear accidently started a nuclear war with my dick

[@pizzweak580]

+SUPERMAN Arredondo You haven't tried hard enough

[@loyalsdopeness8106]

Same

[@Warriorcat_Youtube]

I wonder if a Warriors animation on this channel would do well? Meh, I would watch it.

[@cookiethepuppy8381]

Iron Legion Lord If there was one it would be a parody with lots of swearing and humor so hell yeah I'd watch it

[@N0TH1NGF4CE]

All I know is when the ghost started asking questions I feel like I was being personally attacked.

[@penqin9601]

Jump scares are temporary. The real horror is the fear you make along the way

[@redvelvett22]

I really dont like goofball. Surprising, I know. I understand hes supposed to be a shit character on purpose, but I dont think the joke really works. Its not funny, and I usually skip through anything with him because I would rather watch you talk.

[@RevenantLink]

same. I don't even love to hate him. I just hate him lol

[@jamesjoe4654]

I like how he has the audacity to chastise max for degrading burnbot when most of what he does is bully max.

[@CountCocofang]

You act like jump scares are the only thing that can be "scary" in a movie, the only possible payoff that can create suspense and tension. Psychological horror and pressure isn't just the threat of something getting thrown into your face with a loud noise. So many horror movies rely on that fool prove way to startle the viewer. But in the end, you are apathetic during the buildup, because you expect the jumpscare already and have seen the setup a million times, then it happens and you flinch for a moment because there is nothing you can do about that, and after that you roll your eyes and are apathetic again. If you have to do that to remind the audience "HEY WAKE UP THERE IS A MOVIE GOING ON!" then your movie is probably crap. The way jumpscares are done in a lot of movies is the equivalent of somebody jumping around the corner and yelling "BOOO!". It is not clever and not scary.

[@whycantijusthaveausernameo3993]

Precisely! Too many movies use jump scares as a crutch and not a tool that has it's place. FNAF is good example of BAD Jumpscare usage while the Conjuring 2 is a GREAT use of jumpscares. Also as a little added factoid, Citizen Kane had a 'jumpscare' because the studio thought the movie would literally be too boring and insisted they add it to keep people awake. It was never meant to be there originally!

[@lemonstalker]

Dude, I love your entire profile. Invader Zim is awesome. (Don't know how to tag people because I'm a loser in life)

[@CountCocofang]

Kindred Kokiri You need to work on your listening and reading comprehension. He is literally saying that the silent blackness of a basement is only scary because of the possibility of a jumpscare. He explains further how there would be NOTHING to be scared of if there were no jumpscares. Like that was the only reason anybody could ever feel tension or threat and it could not be done without jumpscares existing. He didn't just "defend" them, he put them on a pedestal and presented them as the absolute be-all and end-all. Now, I am not saying this is his full view on the topic, but he PRESENTED it that way. Hence why I wrote "You act like [...]" Assuming that this is NOT his actual view would be, you guessed it, an assumption. Because these few sentences are all we have to work with. Which brings me to the next point: Let's play a game that I like to call "Quote me". Quote me the point where I said that he "hates everything but [jumpscares]" What? You can't? Because I didn't even suggest that? Well, you lose then.

[@LuneyTune72]

I see your very rational argument that actually makes a good point but dude, hotdiggedydemon already said jump scares are cool, so like...get over it.

[@LuneyTune72]

***** I was being sarcastic, stupid. I thought hotdiggedydemon's entire point was retarded. Now, don't you feel like an idiot for getting so angry with someone on the internet?

[@IceFrozenCutlass]

Most of this comment section is about them saying that they like worrier cats

[@calebrose740]

"worrier cats"

[@satansfavoriteson5538]

warriors was good i gotta say; i read it a couple of years back and was hooked.

[@pathetic.aesthetic5692]

wHAT'S WRONG WITH WARRIORS XD you're not a creep, man. You're just unique in your own way.

[@Setsweep]

Warriors is one of the best book series' (Idk its plural) ever made.

[@mysteryman8667]

Why do you eat sardines for lunch

[@fuzzybuzzy3159]

They taste delicious.

[@espressonoob]

salmon > sardines

[@Proutbedaine]

Tuna > all the fishes

[@tumorwhorse6822]

Salmon is the best and tuna is only good as sashimi

[@espressonoob]

Damien Gaudreau quiet american you can eat your canned food in the corner.

[@static_irony]

Appreciates good literature. Cares for pets, skeleton in closet. I don't know what you're talking about, this guy is a gold mine.

[@Jiraius]

Static I think everyone here would... i wonder how many guys admitted they would go gay for Max

[@Sp4ceguts]

goofball triggered me

[@sanikfast4639]

0:57 is it weird that goofball is describing everything I do in my daily activitys

[@_audreyrios_2674]

No questions asked this is the best movie in Netflix history and I’ve seen it so many times there’s no count. There’s also a part two and i have no words for how much I love both. I always ask people to watch them and they DONT! Thanks for someone finally shouting it out so more people can know about this greatness that exists!

[@nikiv116893]

the first videos were less about his character and more about his ideas. Is this a new direction this is going?

[@pattyb7644]

I think what he is doing is he has two categories for episodes on this series. One category is on movie reviewing, and the other is on trying to review it, but goofball interrupts it and it becomes a comedy animation.

[@bigbrainanime9485]

Why do you cringey people say m9 instead of m8? It's not as funny as you think it is.

[@bigbrainanime9485]

***** Nahh, how about m24. 24 is always funny.

[@pattyb7644]

+That's right, I am definitelyyy the president Hey, I found something better than m24... m25

[@bigbrainanime9485]

XxPatrickxX Geometry Dash *snorts* .... DAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! okay now that's funny!

[@emilymk12]

Pfft, max is totally my type of man

[@SpectralCreatives]

"This is great movie go watch it" *44/100*

[@rubygamer5813]

3:05 This is a part of why I love a scene in ‘the nun’ Spoilers to the scene The guy enters a room and has to walk to the other side,where her friend is,but like 20 ... things are in the middle of the room,so he carefully walks around them... they all look at him while he walks,then the things walk out the room,the girl she reaches is the nun pretending to be her friend,but that’s he thing,the tense feeling is turned up to the max,being by the end a scarier experience than any imagery and/or jumpscare I have ever seen.

[@cr3ntist]

You try because you can. And no one can change what YOU love. You love doing Brain Dump. So keep doing what you love

[@Rowow]

Most people complain that modern scary movies use jump scares as their ONLY form of scary. Jumpscares are not bad, but they are overused too much

[@Lantern_Light]

Im not appreciative of Goofball knowing and pointing out all my personality flaws. Or at least most of them. Id say hire a priest to get rid of the fucker. But..... nevermind.

[@Jiraius]

The Cult of the Blob or a bigger spirit to knock him out

[@noahalien4665]

Well, the reason I don't like jumpscares is because it doesn't sit with me. It's just a short burst of fear, then literally no fear afterwards. I feel like a 'true' horror movie (in my opinion) is a movie that leaves this fear in you. Something that twisted your idea of reality or how you perceive things. I think that's a big reason why people say they 'don't like jumpscares'. Not because they're too scary, simply because they don't last longer than a few seconds.

[@HyperfixatedRants]

Bro, this guy reads Warriors. Just because of this, he is now my favorite youtuber.

[@Lumberjack_Linnie]

As someone who loves horror I have to disagree with you on jump scares. I am not afraid of a loud noise or something scary flashing up real quick. What frightens me the most are concepts. Horror is at its best when the idea of the story sticks with you for days or even weeks, when the feeling of dread and terror wont leave even when the lights are on and my wife cuddles with me. A jump scare is forgotten after a few minutes, true horror will be remembered forever.

[@JapanskNinja]

Jumpscares sucks for sure. They are not scary. Flash a picture of a powerpuff girl and turn the volume up 100 times and I would jump and toss my headphones. Not because it's scary, but the sound hurts and the picture coming from nowhere is startling. It's also very forgetable in a film. A scary film would be Jaws for example, it made people afraid of swimming in the ocean, and the fobia is still there now more than ever. Original Blair Witch is a very good film for everyone who's used to jumpscares.

[@mattrush5813]

Everyone's a creep, if you dig deep enough. XD I'm pretty damn creepy, but I embrace it, and use it to my advantage...without getting arrested for it. XD

[@DarkDingo7]

he didn't eather, he's killed a shit ton of people

[@wadstermind4913]

Let's go shoot up the school. Let's be fucking edgy.

[@wadstermind4913]

You know you want to ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@wadstermind4913]

( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

[@Squiddlewheel]

Matt Rush eks dee

[@rat2371]

I am all those things, I guess I'm a creep too :-/

[@josephisafrog1224]

abby same (except I'm not bald and I have no beard)

[@rat2371]

Dashii AM has to much things to do , true same here xD

[@josephisafrog1224]

abby haha

[@p2nth3r]

The warriors is a good book series, and I can say that cause I'm a HUGE fan of it. I was shocked at what Goofball said about the books

[@cherrybomb1564]

=w=; when Goofball sums up your life for an entire episode

[@justadragonryu]

I'd date max.

[@Greyspecies9999]

"Why do you shower twice a week?" Shit, i relate to this question too much.

[@creativecipher]

please, never bring the ghost back. shove it into the recycle bin

[@waterPsychiatrist]

*wheeeeze*

[@Icecastles4000]

Too bad lol

[@notfurry4259]

Yes

[@ironvlogger9712]

Your the most honest and entertaining creep on this platform. Never change Mr. G. Never change!

[@SoulFoxie]

Somehow Burnbot manages to be my Favorite Character still despite not Physically Speaking even a single line yet

[@DannySmith-]

I know right?? She doesn't even get to do much and STILL manages to be the fan favorite.

[@FulgrimTG]

The ghost doesn't really do it for me fam good aside from that though.

[@carmfox5713]

I love sardines. I feel like I can relate with you better now.

[@redactedredacted4505]

3:45 those are super good books!

[@Saramusvasque2838]

What I like the most about Creep's jumpscares is that they show how much power and craziness Josef has, and he uses them to pull jokes that he downplays immediately after, so when things get serious we feel that he's so much more of a threat.

[@MiniatureFir8Studios]

Wait wait WAIT!! Goofball is questioning why he’s not wearing shoes IN THE HOUSE?!?

[@TheLemonLady]

Yay someone else reads warrior cats too!

[@calebrose740]

0:38 I don't think Goodball understands just how many creepy, rapey, abusive jackasses have girlfriends And how many nice, kind men there are out there who are still single

[@salmuchis3]

You dont have a girlfriend because you dont know me :v

[@angryguy5532]

BTFO foid

[@TheHogfatherInvades]

"If you're not a creep, why do you listen to wolfmother" boom roasted

[@OSCARMlLDE]

This tackled the "nothing is scarier" trope (in its own way, of course) and that's a trope I believe in whole-heartedly, so good on you! my mouth tastes like rubber duck

[@Syngato]

Wow, I never knew you were a Warrior's Fan. Glad to know that. What's your OC warrior cat named?

[@Syngato]

I bet he had a Shadowclan warrior named Darkclaw. I can feel it. Max, did you RP in the Warrior Cats Roleplay Forum?

[@Syngato]

That's right! Though you should just burn Warriors #3:Forest of Secrets, Warriors #4: Rising Storm and Warriors #5: A Dangerous Path on fire. The introduction of Cloudkit and the romance between Greystripe and Silverstream didn't do much for me. It clearly states that their romance and more kitty pets being invited to the clans is against the warrior code. Firepaw/Firestar was an exception because it was in a vision.

[@Syngato]

Surprised you say that, considering you read the books.

[@Syngato]

For the troll.

[@Syngato]

***** Same, I read them when I was like 14 or something. I'm sure everyone here went through the phase. :D

[@heatherpony]

IDK dude you sounds like a pretty great catch imo. Ik I literally don't know your whatsoever but I stand by what I said!

[@primsylveon7451]

"why do you kiss your cats on the mouth?" hmmmmmmm

[@nifty5799]

A jump scare is like being afraid of the dark . You're not really afraid of the dark but what hides in it. A jumpscare startles you for a second but then its awkward and you just have to say fuck you to the movie. A good scare is one that sticks with you and doesnt leave your mind immediately.

[@saebafan402]

The Shining or Jacob's Ladder are a great examples of movies that are really scary without using any jumpscares (or really small amount of them).