It's honestly kind of heartwarming to know that even thousand year old decaying husks can appreciate people being nice.
@tinglyhorror32944 жыл бұрын
I love your takeaway massage from this story 💖
@justcallmezeb56654 жыл бұрын
Then my moms boyfriend must be 2000 years old
@thejinganinja93124 жыл бұрын
Penile disfunction
@Xiiki4 жыл бұрын
Uhhhhh t-that’s h-happy I-I guess…
@willlavine11054 жыл бұрын
yeah
@giselleweber80594 жыл бұрын
"as if it were no more than a pesky paper cut"--- dude, paper cuts are the end of the world
@kristianmus14 жыл бұрын
That's a near death experience
@brazilianambassadordale82234 жыл бұрын
Small but vicious. Fuck paper
@-CloClo-4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, for people with only one layer of skin.
@thedecayingwatcher71774 жыл бұрын
@@brazilianambassadordale8223 I hate being inconvenienced and paper causes a lot of inconveniences.
@Hierophant_Bean4 жыл бұрын
Maybe for crybabies, go step on a lego then tell me that paper cuts hurt
@Timenaught4 жыл бұрын
The scariest thing about this story is the home owner’s association.
@notgreatnotterrible48years634 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@rbrowning96173 жыл бұрын
They always are.
@Maya-jz5qn4 жыл бұрын
I read the title ''rotting a little '' and was like well at least they're not rotting too much uk, there's nothing wrong with a lil poopoo stinky flesh
@-mrbright4 жыл бұрын
Poopoo stinky?🤣
@justjo5104 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@angelhartsell66994 жыл бұрын
A..alittle what?
@KaeYoss4 жыл бұрын
Give a little Take a little Let your neighbor rot a little That's the story of That's the glory of Necromancy
@cephrene4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I am laughing way too hard
@xchoww8824 жыл бұрын
I thought that said “my neighbor started rotting a lime” and I was like ok leave them alone tf
@dorothyaebutcher71034 жыл бұрын
No rot-shaming up in here!
@Hierophant_Bean4 жыл бұрын
Same lmfao
@no1caresanymore4 жыл бұрын
fr lots of people enjoy fermented foods, no shame in that
@hunterroboticwolf10844 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I see it now
@veteranranger70424 жыл бұрын
Someone doesn’t moisturize
@tatiyanaalii4 жыл бұрын
I cracked up reading this 😂😂😂
@veteranranger70424 жыл бұрын
Tee Buzz Thanks :)
@miserydark12994 жыл бұрын
Tee Buzz The puns
@bulldogselfies18114 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail is me and the boys when we realize we're out of Nutella
@albertwesker40534 жыл бұрын
Nutella is disgusting, but i respect your opinion
@sukahd12484 жыл бұрын
Yeah we go running too the store real quick
@YourAngelsHalo4 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁 😂🤣
@Dr1704 жыл бұрын
Ironically, it's indistinguishable from what you'll look like after eating that stuff for forty years.
@tattoodlady71g4 жыл бұрын
I have a jar......ill share! Lol gotta think of others during a pandemic lmfao
@chemtrooper4 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail is a illustration of me when the trees pollen.
@sagewave55674 жыл бұрын
chemtrooper I can relate. veRY VERY M UCH 👏🙂
@telepathic62164 жыл бұрын
Allergy gang
@akoshorvath75784 жыл бұрын
I like how accurate it illustrates me scratching my eyes out because it was too itchy
@rachelwesley20454 жыл бұрын
I feel this so hard!
@mumflrpumble91074 жыл бұрын
When the *TREES POLLEN?*
@reesemorjeskhadem93354 жыл бұрын
That final statement...."Sometimes, it pays to be nice." 🎯🎯🎯
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access4 жыл бұрын
Man they gotta stop doing that, like wtf who just goes around rotting everywhere
@justahyena88694 жыл бұрын
Ikr? So inconsiderate
@lexansstories69524 жыл бұрын
They can't help it😡
@lit-eral59534 жыл бұрын
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access shut
@Noname-ut1ye4 жыл бұрын
Who? Krockodil addicts. Look that shit up. Seriously, It's horrifying and absolutely revolting.
@h.plovecat43074 жыл бұрын
Cant even wear a fkin mask at least smh
@jrstation47754 жыл бұрын
Funny that he has a green thumb but a pale hand
@YourAngelsHalo4 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁 Yes but more suspicous…
@rowan22414 жыл бұрын
Ha
@mickydale85944 жыл бұрын
Well dead stuff gives great nutrients to the group right lol?
@alexandrebeaudoin-laporte53254 жыл бұрын
Moral: Don’t check Your Mail
@YourAngelsHalo4 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁 Nah, its more like “Don’t get close with your neighbours” or “Don’t trust your neighbour reeking souls” Or something like that…
@missluciddreams34724 жыл бұрын
I have been saying that for years! I have an aversion to checking mail...lol 😅
@diptarkadas51934 жыл бұрын
@@YourAngelsHalo I live by that creed
@blackwaters264 жыл бұрын
Well it more like ( Be kind and friendly ) Moral of story
@paigeoh91554 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂 it’s unbelievable how often I forget I have a mail box
@lonnelljohnson49554 жыл бұрын
I love this channel and this comment section, for a horror channel everyone’s so wholesome.
@gaurav47254 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: mind your own business
@Michael_Breiter4 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: don't kill a cat
@sisenior2484 жыл бұрын
" Her head dropped.." i laughed a little
@dorothyaebutcher71034 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@quinten3823 жыл бұрын
Genius pun
@ceiniogau76644 жыл бұрын
*why do the humanoids in that picture look like my microwaved pizza at 3AM-*
@user-kq1zh4io7o4 жыл бұрын
because IT IS YOUR MICROWAVED PIZZA
@katelynthewhitewerewolf63764 жыл бұрын
@@user-kq1zh4io7o That's a really cool Thumbnail
@katelynthewhitewerewolf63764 жыл бұрын
@@user-kq1zh4io7o And yay new Creepypasta.
@ceiniogau76644 жыл бұрын
I'm FULLY aware that my Papa Murphy's ISN'T the best quality, and should've gotten the Tesco brand in the OVEN
@edwardmiller15654 жыл бұрын
Ocasio-Cortez4prez2022 😂
@jisoorivelle38174 жыл бұрын
Everyone: *getting creeped out because of the story* Meanwhile "You can't live off of coffee" Me: Sis, hold my Espresso
@tatiyanaalii4 жыл бұрын
I feeeeel this 😂😂😂😂
@YourAngelsHalo4 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁 🤣😂
@adriennefrances99244 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo.
@brooklynevenson36084 жыл бұрын
I fall asleep to these videos
@magdasoto87144 жыл бұрын
Hold my limited edition starbucks cup
@wolveraspeaks4 жыл бұрын
All the people of Ulthar know, no man may kill a cat unpunished.
@erikmckoul24784 жыл бұрын
They got what was coming to them
@J.Jonah.Jameson.4 жыл бұрын
Reverse John Wick
@AnjiruSlave4 жыл бұрын
Marvelous reference. You're a Hound of culture. Here's your like and a piece of meat. 👍🏽🍖
@candycara68054 жыл бұрын
@Darius X Mitchell Or don't look him up, that pos deserves no attention at all. One sick individual.
@PeriwinkleFairywinkle4 жыл бұрын
I wish 😔😭 my baby kitty never got justice....
@nickvliet46144 жыл бұрын
"after all I convinced you to marry me" Me, thinking they were brother and sister the whole time until then:" *SWEET HOME ALABAMA!* "
@MsMtheory3 жыл бұрын
It said “we were only 2 years into our marriage..” like 3 mins in lol
@chrisfowler54283 жыл бұрын
@@MsMtheory the sweet home Alabama thing is getting old too
@ahorseofcourse72834 жыл бұрын
I'm glad they didn't tell the police. Snitches get stitches.
@minimalbstolerance81133 ай бұрын
Or in this case: Snitches get stitches from liches...
@hiddenforeverhelp11964 жыл бұрын
When rotting alive isn't normal.
@wendigoreaper18824 жыл бұрын
Wait u don’t
@stretchyboi60424 жыл бұрын
I have a different case. I don't rot, I S T R E T C H
@falsegodcomplex12883 жыл бұрын
damn theres another thing i thought everyone did 😔
@corvid19264 жыл бұрын
"Tis but a scratch".
@dorothyaebutcher71034 жыл бұрын
Well, to be fair it may look more like a flesh wound to the uneducated.
@BreakerInc4 жыл бұрын
Ooooooh! I -LOVE- the final line in this! Just makes it even more perfect than it was :D Thank you, you kick ass! I don't feel I say that enough even though I listen to you near daily, depending on how much you post. Keep up the amazing work!
@ellieramirez30964 жыл бұрын
I'm at 15:09 and my guess is the friendly neighbors are decaying because they need new bodies and are preparing to take theirs. That's why the guy helped him fix up his flower garden
@legendarythumbnail41554 жыл бұрын
Gonna read this to my future kids and tell them this is why they should always be nice to everyone
@quinten3823 жыл бұрын
You sadist😂
@grantswan20104 жыл бұрын
The beauty industry hates them! Look at how this couple uses one simple trick to stay young!
@MegaAzornumbers094 жыл бұрын
ok this one is actually REALLY good! i kinda wish the lich couple wouldve stayed if the protagonists explained their concern better. Kudos to the author this is seriously a good story :D
@Ruzovy_4 жыл бұрын
I love these stories.. the lack of visual interest makes it hard to watch... so I watch them as I fall asleep.. My anxiety disorder hates me :)
@夢-p9o4 жыл бұрын
He could've said: I got your nose
@rosiebenson47104 жыл бұрын
So im guessing they r like immortal and after a long time they're bodys start to rot then they give it to someone else...
@mikeyh87174 жыл бұрын
There bodies rot and then they sacrifice other people’s bodies to stop there bodies from rotting
@rosiebenson47104 жыл бұрын
Mikey H thats what i was trying to say.....
@easports92264 жыл бұрын
@@mikeyh8717 their*
@tina30384 жыл бұрын
@@easports9226 🤣 that is soooo me lol
@ai-fc1iz4 жыл бұрын
"What if their just sick" Eyeballs gone is a sickness apparently
@ameliamae92274 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail is me while I'm walking my dog in the humid southern heat!!!!! I'm still melting right now!!!
@YourAngelsHalo4 жыл бұрын
THIS DUDE CAN TALK ABOUT *MOLD* AND IT’LL STILL BE INTRESTING!! \ / 👁👄👁 *WTF*
@grassluvrr4 жыл бұрын
:0 what’s this I’m early?! Finally something to draw to!
@rejectrealism4 жыл бұрын
Happy drawing! I'm doing the same
@h.plovecat43074 жыл бұрын
Dont draw this while facing a window at 3AM on a Sunday morning.
@redsnake20674 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one! 🤣
@alfiona79514 жыл бұрын
I'm usually the quiet neighbor nobody knows anything about and this just motivated me to talk more and say "hi" when I can. 😂😂😂
@krazy936504 жыл бұрын
It kinda makes you wonder, do they have good genes or bad ones?? That’s a head scratcher. There body’s rotting, but there inner essence is still going.
@deborahchesser73753 жыл бұрын
Ben, you didn’t go ask Bill if his hand fell off did you ? IDK why but that cracked me up
@connieb90344 жыл бұрын
“Will he come out with a bandaged nub” made me laugh more than it should
@jrstation47754 жыл бұрын
Bruh that thumbnail reminds me of when me and the boys are lookin for *BEANS*
@onyx89514 жыл бұрын
This must be the best comment I've seen for a while, *BEANS INTENSIFY*
@nevasoba59534 жыл бұрын
U mean after u have eaten them lol
@links13564 жыл бұрын
This generation doesn't hesitate to ruin anything with the shitty humor.
@mcthuggin98034 жыл бұрын
@@links1356 right
@tharpinup78614 жыл бұрын
@@links1356 at least you didn't say, "your generation." Because you're obviously millennial-aged
@FEAROWNAGE4 жыл бұрын
I’ve had dreams where people are literally decaying and losing pieces of themselves without anyone except for me noticing.
@realCaveJohnson4 жыл бұрын
You make great content man. You're the best creepy pasta KZbinr I've ever seen
@t.o.m_is_a_writer4 жыл бұрын
That ending just screamed “karma is a b ain’t it Gary” 😂
@LadyHeathersLair4 жыл бұрын
Even though I saw the ending coming (a rarity for me) this was a great story, and well narrated.
@darrengreen63414 жыл бұрын
I love your voice and your stories. Iv listened to you for years, and no matter how creepy the story. You still help me sleep. :D
@vividnightmare85774 жыл бұрын
The ad I got was a full Melanie Martinez song: Playdate Sorry creeps but I like music, I'll skip the next add though-
@TheSonWhoCums66694 жыл бұрын
Melanie Martinez is amazing! 💗💙 any cry babies here?
@shroomie2664 жыл бұрын
Eh, well KZbinrs who have their channels monetized get money from ads.
@headstone29794 жыл бұрын
@Bubba sawyer Is my husbando 🙌🙋♀️
@heatherdontcare4 жыл бұрын
If the next ad is Melanie as well, you can't skip it!!!!
@bloybob51083 жыл бұрын
Thought this was gonna he one of those “the nice people were actually evil and the assholes were actually the good guys trying to protect the others from the evil neighbors.”
@TopsyTriceratops3 жыл бұрын
A little warning to those before listening to the pasta: It involves a nice outdoor cat being poisoned and killed by people. Just in case you'd rather avoid pet death like that.
@Anita-op5to4 жыл бұрын
This one really cements the whole treat others how you want to be treated lol
@TheWrathsblade4 жыл бұрын
You know shit gets real when Jimminy Cricket starts telling you it's a bad idea.
@user-kq1zh4io7o4 жыл бұрын
from all the creepypasta youtubers your voice is my favorite
@bonniecz65423 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said "it was a warm 82 degrees" (fahrenheit) and I thought he meant celsius for a moment (82C° is 179F°)
@bunnisloth26044 жыл бұрын
Looking thru the comments and have yet to see someone mention it, but I'm getting some serious Lich vibes from these guys. Like these are just modern day Lich's who still have some moral values like second chances for friendly neighbors
@geraldkenneth1194 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking
@erikmckoul24784 жыл бұрын
@@geraldkenneth119 Litches aren't supposed to rot away to nothing im pretty sure plus they didn't have any undead slaves lol
@rowan22414 жыл бұрын
Omg ur right
@llgrazes4 жыл бұрын
What’s a Lich
@bunnisloth26044 жыл бұрын
@@erikmckoul2478A Lich can rot away. In D&D someone can have a Lich who has been alive for so long that they rot. To fix this they either use spells or work to achieve the feat of becoming a Demi Lich- a Lich who has lost its body and remains as only a magical floating skull. There's more to it but that was just the surface of it.
@jasonbernard90124 жыл бұрын
They used to call him Dry Bill
@ConfusedGuardsman4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Grandfather Nurgles blessings.
@chillvibebeats22624 жыл бұрын
Too unrealistic. Of course you can live off coffee.
@ChunkyD-uf8sf4 жыл бұрын
Finally early. Been listening to this stuff on the engine of my train. Love this channel and the stories
@jiubsaintson23444 жыл бұрын
"Bill Doherty stared at his knob for a moment"
@alabastergreen74443 жыл бұрын
That mailman is gonna have a great story to tell " I swear to God it was a human hand, I thought it would be a birthday card but it was a hand"
@gazzmaz88304 жыл бұрын
Just slap some air freshener and embalming fluid on me dude good as new
@1ghostdev4 жыл бұрын
Or u can slap on some fresh flex tape and boom u be fresh asf
@sstephkate864 жыл бұрын
Fabreeze
@thelazyalgorithm81644 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Bondo for extra hold
@h.plovecat43074 жыл бұрын
@@1ghostdev I mean that IS a lotta damage.
@additiveartificer93654 жыл бұрын
Full body flesh eating bacterial?
@h.plovecat43074 жыл бұрын
They never consumed their calcium, so the bones became sentient and took over.
@krazy936504 жыл бұрын
Babe I need to go to the coroner’s this afternoon and then the mortician to get a checkup it’s been awhile can u make a appointment?
@XXpassegeofsighs4 жыл бұрын
"The flesh... T E N D E R I Z E D"
@h.plovecat43074 жыл бұрын
If they're in fear can we call it....... *C H I C K E N T E N D I E S*
@tophat60454 жыл бұрын
Ah, a doom eternal reference?
@karlt.joyful59694 жыл бұрын
Decent story, but the bit at the end where they recap what had literally /just/ happened was unneeded. To the writer: most of your readers are smart enough to get it - avoid stopping the story to explain things. Keep it moving along and trust your audience.
@lindagallaway-moore41582 жыл бұрын
Great story! Thank-uou!!
@tatiyanaalii4 жыл бұрын
Poor cat 🥺
@YourAngelsHalo4 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁 Poor cat ❤️🐱 🥺
@h.plovecat43074 жыл бұрын
F in the chat for the cat that went splat.
@GmodPlusWoW4 жыл бұрын
The hotly-anticipated sequel to Zombies Ate My Neighbours. *Zombies **_ARE_** My Neighbours!*
@davidfrazier3674 жыл бұрын
What’s the older pasta about a guy prancing somebody at work and towards the end he videos the guys family being tied up-I can’t remember but it’s a great one
@georgemcmillan91723 жыл бұрын
I really wanted to know just what happened to Gary and Natasha. I know they were sacrificed, but how badly did they suffer? By the way, this story would make a great comedy!
@DangerBrooks4 жыл бұрын
Necro hell, let’s go!
@Waluigiisbest994 жыл бұрын
bruh this feels like the plot of fma 2003 with hohenheim of light and dante taking over bodies to prolong their life using sacrifices but in retaliation their bodies starting to physically rot, minus the body snatching aspect this story has a similar vibe.
@rejectrealism4 жыл бұрын
Quarantine got us all like that 😔👊
@miserydark12994 жыл бұрын
Just remember kids, always make sure youre nice to your neighbors, or you might have your lifeforce stolen.
@rajarq67024 жыл бұрын
Love the warmness of your voice. U r great. Karima South Africa
@thelazyalgorithm81644 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing our stories protagonist has never heard of advanced super leprosy (made up btw)
@evedaugherty4 жыл бұрын
No way is that.. my last name? In a creepypasta?? And you pronounced it right??? Wild
@claredyj20154 жыл бұрын
Always try to get along with your neighbours, you never know when you might need them!!
@tattoodlady71g4 жыл бұрын
Or always get along with your neighbors cuz u never know when they might EAT you!! Lmao
@russiannpcbot64084 жыл бұрын
You always be kind to your neighbors because they'll remember it when they put in a pool.
@claredyj20154 жыл бұрын
Vicki Frandson lol nice one! 😂😂
@claredyj20154 жыл бұрын
Russian NPC Bot lol yeah don’t want to miss out on having a dip!
@ganglians4 жыл бұрын
Need them not to kill you
@sabieleclipse57994 жыл бұрын
10 seconds in & I already love it 😻
@totalrata74324 жыл бұрын
I bet u love tlou2 too
@sabieleclipse57994 жыл бұрын
@@totalrata7432 ?
@redsnake20674 жыл бұрын
Ironic that you sent a cat emoji. 😢
@crryptid4 жыл бұрын
When I saw the title I said, “Yeah, it’s called necrosis”
@justasentientmclarenp18794 жыл бұрын
What is necrosis
@justasentientmclarenp18794 жыл бұрын
Asking for a friend
@h.plovecat43074 жыл бұрын
@@justasentientmclarenp1879 ur mohm
@crryptid4 жыл бұрын
Just a sentient Mclaren P1 it’s when your flesh starts to rot while you’re alive. If you decide to look it up, I suggest not clicking on images
@AJRivers214 жыл бұрын
"Actually you look pale" Lass I just saw a man's hand fall off I should be more than pale :V
@paulmoitoso96584 жыл бұрын
Objective Updated: Put Them Out Of Their Agony
@thelettucescreams24943 жыл бұрын
When Bill said they'll get whats coming to them i was like " bro leave the old ass zombie alone, hes helping out the neighborhood"
@lisanguyen23824 жыл бұрын
I got the chills but I loved it!!!
@tattoodlady71g4 жыл бұрын
I live off coffee daily. ....so dont tell me u cant!! Lmfao
@aliceindominusrex14614 жыл бұрын
😨 oh my goodness they they have discovered the gift of eternal life
@subjectdelta464 жыл бұрын
Alright story. Good that nothing bad happened to the MC and his wife, good that the bad neighbors got what they deserved
@Dr1704 жыл бұрын
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, rotting alive, rotting alive
@richardrahl93714 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest karma of all time.
@bakatoaster6000-yt4 жыл бұрын
The neighbor was like: oh honey it happened again!
@nevasoba59534 жыл бұрын
The lesson here is be nice ,and be careful who u screw with.
@jackdurden4664 жыл бұрын
I would’ve killed (lol) to know their secret! Begged them to teach me in the ways of their eternal youth. Even though I highly doubt it would’ve lead to anything it would’ve at least been worth trying! I said to myself that I thought they were “molting” like snakes and some small insect do, shedding their outer skin for a new one, but it seems they just simply stole it. And yeah, being nice can sometimes be a lifesaver.
@CaptainCreeper3214 жыл бұрын
never been so early glad to hear a new story :)
@ganglians4 жыл бұрын
“I had to sus out what happened”
@ceciliagunnarsson47934 жыл бұрын
Idk why but at first I found this quite heartwarming that they still are so nice and then they mentioned sacrifice and I was like: nvm😐
@tatiyanaalii4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Gary and Natasha are “no neck” and “Rosa” 😂😂😂
@missvoorhees79644 жыл бұрын
Ed and rose*
@hyperbunnygirl1014 жыл бұрын
The nub parts killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@shockwaveherp98234 жыл бұрын
bit of unnecessary exposition at the end when the readers could already put it together, but overall great story A+.
@AlbedoDream4 жыл бұрын
I never know when you listen to these because during the day, I’m active and busy, when I have something in the background, it’s purely that, of background noise. I listen to music while I’m trying to sleep and calculate a dream around which ever songs arise, but this, I just want to listen to; they’re too good not to give my full attention. So I’m not exactly sure when to listen to these. I keep forgetting to write it down or clear my schedule for an hour or so and just listen. So what I opt for it to just have it quietly running in the background when I’m half asleep so that I have the background noise of his calming voice, but so I cannot focus on his words because the volume is too low, being able to make up my own dream, not being confined to a already pre-existing ending. Love your stuff though, keep it up!
@MrBouncyBabyBoy4 жыл бұрын
Morel of the story: TIS BUT A SCRATCH
@KimchiYeo4 жыл бұрын
Why did they not ask how to stay young forever ? Eternal life whoohooo
@vanessajohnson66604 жыл бұрын
Great story very satisfyingly interesting, yes sometimes being nice does payoff and work in your favor LOL