"I got an invitation with my DNA test results" Creepypasta

[@chrisstopher2277]

Man this dudes a pushover. This dude just let's this girl lock him up. He's in the middle of a hotel. Just run.

[@scout9237]

Blue sunflower story’s are my absolute favourite! They’re always so original and engrossing.. love this and your narration of it 🩵 🌻

[@julyol119]

I knew I remembered the blue sunflower thing from somewhere! Which are the other ones?

[@Littlekidlover22]

They’re all written by someone called Saturdead

[@julyol119]

@@Littlekidlover22 thanks!

[@kalmanbic2721]

There is a lot of blue sunflower stories. Is it not the same author. Still don't know what the relevance is.

[@Littlekidlover22]

@@kalmanbic2721 for saturdead it’s more of like a “watermark” to signify it’s him, there’s no real meaning behind it. And what other authors have blue sunflowers in their stories?

[@KingOfSpacePrime]

A fun game to play with these stories is to guess how long it'll be until the word "guttural" appears

[@flaminggarbage8241]

Psychic damage

[@michaelosuna1784]

Bet

[@alexlaford3959]

Or the word “crimson” 😂

[@jackvreeswijk9704]

Redacted

[@MedicMain9]

Also: "And that's when I saw it"

[@SirSipness]

"Sir can i see your phone please?" Uh no piss off. Hmmm theres something weird going on and weird people coming out of my room...i should for sure stay in the same room and not leave right away

[@ovalle7775]

One of those.. "wait.. what??" LOL. Yeah, should of bolted.. dropped everything and zoomed on them lamborfeeties

[@eveieteatoo]

I have never seen the word lamborfeeties until today and I will from now on try to use it every day for the rest of my life.

[@eveieteatoo]

@@sirsneakybeaky absolutely brilliant 😂

[@NateC983]

I was going to say use them ol Chevrolegs, but lamborfeeties is great too!

[@helivarpalac2956]

Man, the protagonist is a bit of a pushover. When he was being interrogated by that woman around 23:00, he could have just demanded an answer right then and there as to why he's being held there against his will like a captive and why she's being so irate about him leaving.

[@Yourlocalcorvid]

Yeah i love these stories but these push over protagonists who always freeze up or can't speak start to get on my nerves. Love the story still though

[@Yourlocalcorvid]

If all it takes is for me to slam my fist on a table to intimidate people. I need to become a criminal in tbis universe since noone knows how to fight back.

[@x70222]

@@Yourlocalcorvid I mean, at that point he knew they were into some shady shit. He should have just ran, waited at the airprort or something. Waiting around was a stupid move. But when they had him in that room I think it was already too late and he knew it.

[@wolvie1618]

Yall complain about them being a pushover or freezing, but realistically, what would you do in that same situation? Probably no better. Not many people can keep a clear head in a bad situation.

[@Yourlocalcorvid]

@wolvie1618 and not everyone freezes up like everyone does in these stories. I've been in situations with people and I wasn't pushed over otherwise i wouldn't be here. It doesn't take a Billy badass to instinctually want to survive and not freeze up like a capybra.

[@trishamingin9003]

I know I keep saying this... But thank you sir. Your stories and soothing voice help me get through these tough days. My grandpa who is 94, is a handful. And I'm alone here. All my family and friends are almost 3000 miles away. So grateful for your stories. Thank you🙏😘❤

[@docop8926]

hang in there, karma is real

[@tonithetiger6226]

you should do more +2hr ones. those are always the most engaging anyway love your work i only listen to you thanks

[@annatardlordofderps9181]

So the protag think hes in danger, is willing to spend money to get an earlier flight, but is unwilling to splurge a bit extra to get his own hotel room elsewhere? Why?

[@frankbenedict5395]

There’s tons of inconsistencies with how the main character acts most notably how he seems to be wary and conscientious of the danger. He’s in right up into the point he’s about to escape and does a 180 into the most predictable foreseen, horrible situation that just takes the entire story to the dumpster.

[@coleworld5010]

@@frankbenedict5395and then allows himself to be held captive by random people. Who gives their phone up to a hotel security guard lol what?

[@frankbenedict5395]

@@coleworld5010 I know like was this guy written without a spine?

[@Gooner184]

@@frankbenedict5395 Glad I'm not the only one who thought this. Story could work in theory if the protagonist wasn't written so poorly.

[@defeatSpace]

protagonist? more like procrastinator.

[@banna2010]

I'm so glad to see that your uploading on a regular basis again. I have missed your stories!

[@sleepyclint4766]

All that, and they weren’t gonna cover airfare?!?!

[@samueljenkins477]

As someone who lives in Manchester. A vacation to Manchester sounds like the worse option ever. Homeless people shitting on the streets and junkies ODing

[@polincgoku6658]

Damn. Sounds like Portland, San Fransisco, and Austin

[@samueljenkins477]

@@polincgoku6658 And that’s why I don’t want to go to those places. I want my vacations to be in rural places and small towns. City life attracts the best and worst of people, but mostly the worst. It doesn’t appeal to me in the slightest. I’m only here because my family lives here.

[@druidictroy1157]

​@@polincgoku6658says the man who's never been to Portland, San Francisco or Austin.

[@PaulGillon-pi9vw]

Not Manchester England it was Manchester new England ya wally

[@samueljenkins477]

@@PaulGillon-pi9vw Manchester New Hampshire born and raised. My jaw hit the floor when we are mentioned. Some people don’t even know our state exists

[@stealthytrapper2328]

pov: you join scientology

[@Mr.FleshRot]

I actually laughed out loud. Thanks.

[@antoniosalieri1048]

You're a legend CreepsmcPasta!

[@mizera221]

The blue sunflower strikes again 💙 🌻

[@jwbigredd]

Definite cultural difference between English and Americans when he wanted to leave and they got him to stay.

[@carmensavu5122]

Or Eastern Europe.

[@JesusisKING2020]

Definitely an individual person basis... Nothing to do with Americans...

[@newtfigton8795]

The story takes place in USA, not England.

[@razvanboghi7502]

What in the hellish,infernal abominations' name is "alcohol free sparkling wine???".I just got the creeps from that! 😵‍💫

[@jlankford]

It’s carbonated grape juice.

[@GrumpyForestHag]

In the States at least, it's often used during special occasions (new years, weddings, anywhere that people might toast each other) to let those who can't drink participate and feel fancy. My dad used to bring in the new years with a glass of champagne while the kids got sparkling grape juice.

[@razvanboghi7502]

@@GrumpyForestHag sorry,that just sounds like an abomination to me! 😅...i'm italian so...try to understand me 😂

[@warframeees8013]

@@GrumpyForestHagye pretty clear the author has never been in Europe because that’s not a thing served here

[@GrumpyForestHag]

@@warframeees8013 I feel like a thing doesn't stop to exist just because someone goes to Europe.

[@jonhard1049]

The story reminded me of myself. I'm nearly a pure blooded faroese man and I have had thousands of diseases throughtout my life related to infections such as with my ears, right arm and lungs

[@biggusdikkus4184]

I am a former corrections, deputy and patrol deputy that worked outside of Nashville and two different counties over the span of a couple years. If you have any questions that would help one of your stories I would love to help I’ve been listening to your channel for several years now And it would be pretty cool to help out

[@dawnmidnightsun2521]

He doesn't write them himself. He pulls them, with permission from the authors, from various writting subreddits.

[@biggusdikkus4184]

@@dawnmidnightsun2521 my statement remains anyone that needs inspiration or real stories that I’ve lived through can ask questions

[@uvbe]

proud of you for leaving that life behind ❤

[@JL-jy4zo]

what?@@uvbe

[@newtfigton8795]

@@uvbebetter than being a criminal.

[@thecatspajamas1442]

Does the same author write all the blue sunflower stories? I love the idea of a universe housing malevolent creatures and characters where the blue sunflowers grow

[@Goldwodka]

Oh jolly, +30 mins, my favorites, thank you so much Creeps

[@mrrob7531]

Sir can I speak with you…right this way. The answer is always the same…HELL NO!!!

[@patrickhughes4914]

At one point, i was sure that every guest was chosen because they were genetically compatible with some super rich guy who needed organ transplants. Oh well..

[@julius879]

"Blue Hill Tribe" really sounds like nothing from anywhere near Continental Europe... but then again, I suppose it's not too different from all those actual "heritage websites"

[@rudyblock619]

Blue sunflower stories are my favorite

[@thequietintrovert8605]

26:48 "I don't know how those walkin freezers are supposed to work, but this one locked from the outside." Me earnestly trying hard to contemplate any practical function of any freezer, walkin or not, that locks from the inside. 🤨 A panic room far too cleverly disguised as a freezer?

[@Jacuzziuzi]

Seems useless until you get yo ass locked in a freezer by accident

[@Obi_Wil_Kenobi7]

Lol you can always lock and unlock from the inside too its a safety feature.. Unless you're making a dungeon or something I guess? Have you seen a walk in that you can't open from the inside? Sounds like 🥶 to me

[@thequietintrovert8605]

@@Obi_Wil_Kenobi7 Yeah, that makes sense, specifically the function of unlocking from the inside (not specifically locking from the inside). I haven't been in a walk-in that I couldn't open from the inside, but I was referencing specifically 'locking from the inside'.

[@wolvie1618]

A lot of walk in freezers have locks on the inside to let people out. People have died from getting trapped in a walk in freezer, so the inside lock is a safety feature to prevent that.

[@kellydavis6821]

Why would anyone choose to go to this thing? Lol..

[@chrisstopher2277]

Probably people who are lonely and think they are actually really unique as shitty as that sounds.

[@srideout91]

This is the plot of the movie the invitation. So original but instead in the movie, the guy was a vampire.

[@kentworch]

Thank you CreepsMcPasta for the awesome pasta. Definitely love the return of the blue sunflowers. Excellent story and narration, and I absolutely loved this one. Very well done, and thank you so much.🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@skeekersh1179]

It seems blue sunflowers are gaining traction in creepy pastas

[@jennbrandon8182]

Its from the Same Author and the Stories are connected

[@quartzskull8772]

The title sounds exactly like the movie The Invitation

[@VicTheFigGuy]

This story is infuriating.

[@jayb234]

Man if I was the main character I would’ve been out and in a Uber before the security guard even had a chance to even get to me. Now way I would’ve just let him lead me to another room.

[@carmensavu5122]

Honestly, I live my life by the adage "if it looks too good to be true, it is". Works for scams, and for... worse.

[@StarryBlueNightz]

Here when it was 40 likes lmao , that's the earliest I've ever been to something!

[@etherraichu]

"unskippable" *laughs in uBlock*

[@carmensavu5122]

I'm glad it's still working for you. For me it started blocking me from watching videos after a certain number and I have to open them in a private window.

[@uvbe]

​@@carmensavu5122im sure you fixed it by now, but you pretty much just had to update it. if you're still having problems, check the pinned post on the subreddit

[@mrrob7531]

Smoking a joint like a good ole Rasta…listening to my boy CreepsMcPasta!

[@IllDrowsy]

Why would you ever take vacation in Manch? My state has so many beautiful places and they chose Manchester😭

[@candiceperry9803]

It is awesome to get the DNA test from the doctor

[@unstablesyn1306]

Minnesota mentioned 🧊 ❄️ 🐟

[@NoahScott-ee7mu]

I went ice fishing in January there it was very cold

[@OliversWorld333]

Great story! Maybe narrated one of those David Morningway stories next 😈😉😇

[@SweetCocolocks]

Well, what sort of story would there be if you had decided to just make a run for the door?

[@Flamsterette]

Thanks for the upload!

[@esmitty9548]

Lotta Minnesota references lately

[@jackdurden466]

There are quite a few CreepyPasta stories about using those damn DNA testing companies. Spoiler: they never end well.

[@frankbenedict5395]

If you mean, they never end well as in, they never satisfy to scare or even to cause discomfort then yeah it definitely didn’t end well

[@jackdurden466]

Bless those Samsung phones! Especially those batteries! If you’re ever in need of a fire, maybe camping or something like that, you can always count on a Samsung lithium polymer battery!

[@justindunlap1235]

Almost any modern lithium battery will if you abuse it right, a friend of mine was fighting with his gf and after hanging up the phone he folded his iPhone in half and set it on the table, about 15 seconds later its jetting some out of the cracks, barely had time to toss it into the driveway before it caught fire.

[@Nellis202]

Ohhhh , Oklahoma’s where the wind comes blowing down the plains ………. 😊

[@Noah-sx7ub]

Bring back OG creepsmcpasta music pls

[@relatedreality]

Most survival instinct mc just dropped

[@nevasoba5953]

Very good story.

[@simtexa]

As a Swede the name "Blue Hill" is immediately recognisable as a mythological place called Blåkulla which people believed in during the witch hunting days, where witches supposedly travelled on brooms to engage in a witches' sabbath with the Devil. The name translates to "Bluehill".

[@stonedjasonvoorhees5959]

I ain't no taco man that's for sure

[@coyotejake9164]

😂😂😂

[@lilpablo]

@@coyotejake9164frwf😊 ya😱❤z IT

[@albin2232]

Thanks!

[@paulbrown2005]

Been listening since i stumbled upon on a hill all those years ago .im the og listener😂❤❤

[@sakatasun6857]

Maybe that man is immortal, lived for such a long time he amassed a vast amount of wealth over several lifetimes. That's why he has so much power.

[@Colonel-WhiteRaven126]

I love this series

[@Vicksyl]

Ah yes, the old being immortal through organ transplante and sacrifice trick, a classic!

[@MrAnime4lyfe]

I'm sorry but if I overhear someone talking about "just keep the ripe ones" and they're referencing ME, I would have been out of there IMMEDIATELY! Why the hell would he even stay the night? 😂

[@Gfish17]

I wonder if there is a part 2 of this story?

[@bennenumber1viewer361]

So you're telling me that all the people that were missing checked out the same day and nobody knows where they are isn't suspicious? Damn😂

[@mjookie]

And I thought the worst that would happen on these things is to be stuck in a room listening to endless presentations on the advantage of time-share apartments 😂 but man you’re mistaken on one thing, the bloke who came to the freezer, his tie was red, not blue - and his skin was orange..☠️💀☠️

[@dark_dreamers]

Thanks for sharing. Good story.

[@UndyingZombie]

Funny thing is about this story is the fact that. Even though this is a work of fiction. It has a bit more reality to it than the writer probably knows about. Especially since the person is not affiliated with any groups that would even have a chance of knowing things. ( Honestly its funny how often that has saved someone. )

[@nayanpanchal39]

Great video

[@TheLordofBacon]

They’re spreading

[@LordCommanderSpaceAlligator]

Once again. First. Regardless of what the numbers say

[@vaibhavgaur5268]

No one cares, buddy

[@JimmmyRaynor]

hello from vault 101

[@mryama421]

hi bro! can you tell me where you make your thumbnails? are amazyng!

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

Theories???

[@anusblaster8671]

Spine surgery sucks balls. Try to avoid it. If SHTF a prison cell is possibly a good place to be. If it keeps you in, it keeps them out.

[@nicdug]

Creeps, random question. where abouts is your accent from?

[@kazekagekaya]

Posted 35 seconds ago 🫣

[@JayTrace401]

33rd degree Mason calling hewwo hew deese

[@josephdixon4691]

I live in nh lol and was in manchester when he said manchester nh lol eerie

[@gH-bo9kd]

Ok but I want to hear more

[@arsacyclopentadiene6865]

Damn

[@thegardener2173]

Stopped listening after he decided to let the guard take him. i can't with stupid. Could have just said we can talk outside.

[@Dr_1212]

😈

[@TheChimeraDude]

This story annoys me. The guy’s so passive it’s ridiculous, a coward and a weakling. Please choose better stories.

[@Gooner184]

I love how nonsensical this story is. Lmao it made literally zero sense.

[@Jesse-xz7br]

good narration as always but terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible story. you need better stories.

[@-JaggedGrace-]

What didn't you like about it?

[@-JA-]

🖤👍

[@clashmaster7949]

Ayy

[@ThermaCorp]

666 like

[@rachelledavies307]

🩵🌻

[@soullesssam6135]

Flat out switched to another story when this idiot chose to go with him. I'm sorry, but this is literally infuriating. 22 minutes of my time wasted. This dude is the dumbest character I have ever heard of.

[@stephenoffutt7037]

So sick of "creepypastas" not being creepy but stupid not even entertaining

[@amd65ak47]

I am seriously getting sick of seeing the same goddamn story's over and over

[@MrSkillcap]

So this is how they keep Joe Biden alive

[@frankbenedict5395]

Didn’t like this one bad timing sense of dread wasn’t there and the antagonist was really just annoying. Did all that detective work knew something was up and still didn’t walk out the front door just bad writing.