Creepy Heterosexual Movie From The 80s

We watch a creepy heterosexual movie from the 80s as the title suggests.
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[@Gaby-eh3xd]

Purity bush just slayed this whole movie singlehandedly like taking the pervs down as well as best dressed?!?! We need her

[@roundsdm]

Until the end when they successfully humiliated her & exposed her body to the entire school while even the others girls cheered WTF - clearly that wasn’t anything SHE should be ashamed of & she still slayed but again,. WTF 😭

[@Ppawsismycat]

I mean the poor new guy wasn’t originally Pervy but she pushed him into the girls lockerroom

[@munkyzzb7504]

"I did enjoy the mom bent over barking" Lucas C 2022

[@kitthew]

purity bush the asexual lesbian icon we all deserve

[@txiczmbie1077]

✨💪🏼🤧✨

[@parentspatterns]

I love that purity slowly turned to trinity over the course of the video

[@byakuyatogami2905]

My dad told me that movies like this tend to be "Midnight Releases" meaning that they only screen them after dark in like special theaters and stuff. You know what else was a midnight release? Rocky Horror Picture Show. I'm so glad we got that while the straights got this

[@michaeIaa]

why were these types of movie plots popularized back then😭😭

[@stevenousleyII]

I really hope that you guys continue doing reactions because they're literally everything

[@liliagrajeda3789]

I always feel so warm as someone with siblings when I watch them and listen to the podcast ❤️ I just know that ten years from now they’ll cherish all of their videos together and feel so grateful EDIT: I wrote this before watching the video and I chose the WRONG video to comment on

[@scullyaliensarereal6317]

this is such a sweet message still

[@kpoo46]

😂😂😂

[@miapark498]

Poor Trinity Bush having all these weirdos chasing after her all the time girl it's time to get the police involved lmao 😂

[@twinkapparel]

those high schoolers look like they are in their 30’s

[@briefcayc]

THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE WAS SO UNSATISFYING wtf Love this style video tho :)

[@hiinsanity]

Everytime you guys upload together I get more temped to shave my head

[@mayanovak2497]

Let’s all do it

[@chirara1071]

My biggest fear is I have a lopsided skull. My luck.

[@hiinsanity]

@@chirara1071 Same but it’s peanut shaped, we’ll get there one day

[@andybrelltho4791]

The occasional looks of suffering from the both of you 😅 y’all are troopers for sitting through this whole thing haha

[@roundsdm]

I CANNOT believe they ended the movie like that,…. 😩

[@isiaadiel3468]

"This makeup looks like it's from a kids' eyeshadow palette." Murdered. Dead. No pulse.

[@Lyd11S]

Jacob getting mad about them not listening is exactly how we always feel

[@Zoey387]

I feel like I need to take a boiling hot shower and cleanse myself now 🤢

[@Crustdaddii]

I went to the high school Kathy Dooley worked and she would make us “Dooley-size”. The “We must, we must, we must increase our busts” bit was what she would make the band/colorguard/dance kids do every summer at camp. This included the motions too… Let me remind you…this was high school. You were also pressured to do it. You could get in “trouble” for not participating… It was creepy and embarassing.

[@beckstyles3467]

them calling her trinity the whole movie

[@mayanovak2497]

Just started the vid and I’m immediately craving boiled egggs cause of y’all’s perfect headz

[@Thatsokayiwaswrong]

The boiled egg boyz band name called it

[@missbelle9159]

There needs to be a sequel 'purity's revenge'

[@karnivorevolpe5344]

I didn’t want to be the one to say this...but there was a screwballs 2 made three years later.. You’re now obligated to review this horny garbage for a second time you’re welcome 🌝

[@marissaaaa]

Lucas coming in with that energy in the intro is all I needed 😭😂

[@zoedonaghy3181]

So nobody saw that the hot dog place had a sign that said “home coming special 69¢”

[@carasparmann]

I mean I did not know I would watch Jacob and Lucas watching soft porn from the 80s but here I am.

[@brijackson3410]

Wasn’t expecting the ✨BITCH!!!!!!!! ✨

[@chirara1071]

BLESSSSED W A FREAKIN BANGGGERRRRR almost 40 mins long! Deng!

[@elliottb5185]

Oh boy do I love to see the totally not awful trope of a man dressing as a woman to be predatory. That's not harmful at all 😤

[@sydneylayne915]

Video idea: Rating dollar trees Valentine’s Day items??

[@thevanessarosette]

We love u guys all of a sudden deciding that her name is Trinity now😂

[@FrancisR420]

"Naw she's asexual she told me" Peak High School energy

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

I just finished watching a tense episode of EastEnders (British soap opera) and this video is perfect to unwind from it. You're a great guy Jacob, Lucas too

[@twinkapparel]

“Ward, I’m worried about the Beaver” is a quote from the mom, about her son, in the wholesome 1957 television show ‘Leave It To Beaver’

[@Thatsokayiwaswrong]

Beaver is also slang for vag

[@DubmoOfficial]

I was so confused how he didn't understand the reference. Like boo, even Beavis and Butthead made references to that show

[@BoysBeinBoys]

it’s only one the most iconic catch phrases ever 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@FrancisR420]

@@BoysBeinBoys no f****** way dude Are you being sarcastic

[@cheddarcheese089]

"I got a whiff of summer sausage". I love it! And, the startled look on Lucas's face.

[@Jenninka]

I really hope I’m not the only one who rewound to rewatch because watching you both pause and cringe before saying “penetrated” in unison was hilarious Also I swear the credit font is the same as Full House. 3 minutes in and I can’t handle this

[@thehellokatieproject9535]

Trinity, Charity, Purity…haha

[@kyrathomas285]

This was a nice change of pace and I really enjoyed the commentary from both of you. 😁 Also, this movie is absolutely insane.

[@roundsdm]

A 40 minute Jacob & Lucas video!!😍 I was having an awful day before i found this❤️

[@shelbythisisaresidentialar5397]

Why are the straights like this

[@BunniBeshara]

The Bald Bros are a whole vibe. 😎

[@beefynubs7363]

jacob and lucas i want to issue a formal apology bc earlier today i left entirely too many voicemails on the pods number, in one of them i was running around my house and in another i just kept saying rhianna rly fast. so sry for being an annoying bitch but i just got addicted to sending voicemails.

[@Thatsokayiwaswrong]

I forgive you

[@annageracoulis]

I eagerly await to hear your voicemails

[@beefynubs7363]

@@annageracoulis i doubt they’re gonna put all of them on the pod bc i left like 7😭

[@salmas.7023]

😭😭😭

[@nixie3973]

love how constant the uploads have been

[@visiogenics]

the title really just explains every movie ever

[@jenni-cat]

omg guys why are you watching this you're sick ...what can i find it on

[@kaley8837]

all the high schoolers look 40 lol

[@MargauxNeedler]

The cult I was raised in watched this movie around me and my little cousin in the living room when I was elementary aged.

[@ivetterodriguez1994]

what the

[@MargauxNeedler]

@@ivetterodriguez1994 stupid disgusting parents, right?

[@MargauxNeedler]

@@ivetterodriguez1994 or do you think it's ok for parents to watch this movie around their kids? Anyone who watches movies like this needs a reality check. Yet, all movies are dramatized, so that could be said to anyone who watches any movies & TV shows lol

[@LuvFearlessly]

Was it, like, to scare you into thinking the world outside the cult is horrible and filthy like this movie?

[@bryna7]

Omg...

[@chelseanunez9114]

Love they they called her by the wrong name for half the video

[@zoedonaghy3181]

Like when did purity turn to trinity?

[@tawnyew]

The bald Brothers are back 🥰way better than the naked brothers band

[@allysonb210]

Nah that's why I wanted to go to high school when I was homeschooled! Then I did go and I have no regrets. Homeschooling is the actual worst and wrecks life's.

[@kit3662]

Yaaaassss Queens! Ya'll can be loud after the AMSR👀

[@cruisematt8585]

Lucas’ intro gave me life hunty!!!

[@laurenj7468]

ok how are these boys not getting expelled

[@f.m.3421]

my theory is since this movie (if i'm remembering correctly from the intro) takes place in the 60's, which was during the era of women (especially in the workforce) being expected to have a "just grin and bear it" attitude towards such open and blatant harassment.

[@heavenlyarianator6335]

They wouldnt get expelled today in 2022, i work at a school and thats the last resort ever taken no matter what kids do unfortunately

[@vylette2569]

I loved the way you filmed this. More longer videos pls

[@mooma10]

Please do more movie reviews I love it

[@arctikstorm]

Are the straights ok?

[@krispyskhronicles]

Now imagine a full gay version of this the straights would go INSANE 🤪🤣💅🏻

[@kassienissley]

Y’all need to make a movie review Patreon so you can actually play the movies y’all watch without editing it. Or at least editing it less. I’d 1000% become a member Bc y’all are so funny, but it does ruin it when you have to blur most of the movie.

[@Meekavintage]

"EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY " JEFF goldblum is a GREAT CHEESY 80s movie.. the CLOTHES, makeup ,HAIR & home decor SO COOL ! I grew up in the 80s and it was totally awesome..

[@yourintrusivethoughts]

The 80s as a whole decade or 80s pop culture in general just has a rapey vibe to me and I don’t know why !!

[@jennifergeist7776]

I can’t deal with Lucas being on the left and Jacob being on the right lol I mean will I still watch the video yes but it’s throwing me off lol I went to look at Jacob and it was Lucas if that made sense 😂

[@hvylz]

You should watch The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down!! Lucas might know what I'm talking abt it was a cringe movie awkwardly popular at our age idk why...........

[@gabbyd14]

38:16 the whole movie is so predictable, yet they predicted it wrong🤣

[@StagnantFeathers]

BRUH I WAS LIKE WHO TF THESE BALD ASS TWINS ARE AND I REALIZED ITS LUCAS AND JACOB 😭😭😭

[@JulianaLucilleDagenais]

the cheerleaders tops say ta ta lol

[@AmyKoopa]

Lucas: grab some popcorn Me: has Invisalign 👀

[@AE-ud8zr]

27:16 I need more commentary! There is SO MUCH going on. Hahaha

[@koolaid3492]

when i walk in sit up str8

[@idkjade]

is this movie supposed to be satire or like a parody? was it the ‘not another teen movie’ of its day? or are you supposed to take it as just a regular comedy?

[@taradaycatalortaraifyourno8482]

My dad is 81 and yes dunce cap is real. It was if you got a wrong answer even. They stoped around the 1950s cause maybe it made people need therapy. Lol. And I’m 38 so old as hell and my brother is 18 years older and my parents didn’t care and had him babysit and everytime I saw movies I wasn’t to see (I’m scared of clowns cause I saw IT at like 5). I saw porkers and was so scared of high school. Lol Also the “we must we must we must increase our bust” was a thing when I was in school in the 90s and I was anA cup till my 20s lol. Rude.

[@CharlieCabralos]

That ending was surprisingly bleak lol

[@emilymcquillin6153]

Dexter and the Cruikshank boys all in one video, Yesss

[@dangernovak5035]

Obsessed with Lucas's top in this!!!

[@Terryterryterryterryterry]

You two should react to The Talented Mr. Ripley. It's a good movie. Jude Law looks amazing in it. I just want to see you react to it

[@utrp24]

Jacob and his piss breaks... Am I right? lol

[@lucyservo6574]

This movie is sickening. So glad the boys are here to make it less awful

[@mr.starly2423]

Movie made me super uncomfortable and stomach ill. This movie is meant for pervert people and it’s disgusting.

[@lupelupelupe]

More of this PLEASE!!!

[@jacobmontgomery513]

"Why are you so loud', thats his whole pesonality.

[@POV18]

Did anyone notice the chick standing on the table hula hooping?? Lmfao she doesn't get detention???

[@kristi6274]

When you watch adult films for the story

[@chirara1071]

Screwballs is A CLASSIIICCCC . Space balls is next

[@RamonaGelosi]

This IS a horror movie

[@emma1867]

I just finished the asmr pod and it's weird to hear you talking normally

[@luminescent_tides]

So I’m a lot older than you but there was lots of movies like this…. Have y’all heard of Revenge of the Nerds or Meatballs? Same “genre” 😂🤓🙀👄🍑🍆🍌😂

[@stephanieatenco5900]

Do you guys know that there’s like a sequel to this movie like two more other movies where made?

[@glossysky.e]

Yo this just unlocked a memory for me. I remember being young and in elementary/middle school and I remember girls singing this song like we must, we must, we must increase our bust. I think it’s from a book though? Idk anyone?

[@scarwars]

This movie is like a fever dream

[@leah2104]

"Drown him" 😭

[@adjjal]

U both look really hot bald I'm happy u guys made the transition to being shaved headed

[@maggieriead]

I realized halfway through this that it was filmed at my old high school.....

[@ruthizred9090]

Also not to be a movie nerd but absolutely no character development.

[@sassyg3rl193]

Lowkey wanna watch the whole movie now 🤣

[@jenniferhalf1650]

I love how the initials for the school is "T.A." lol I hope I'm not the only one who noticed that.

[@Bobadobes]

Y’all NEED to watch Heathers

[@Karen-gm6ry]

Jacob is psychic

[@emilymeyers6069]

I think it’s sipped to be the 60’s maybe

[@emilymeyers6069]

This scares me 😭😂

[@lindsaybayless1861]

😂 I cracked up when Lucas was telling us to get 🍿 and get comfy

[@Bobadobes]

0:07 me when I call someone a b.

[@UnoStar1]

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