The Co-Optional Lounge: Episode 7 - More Talisman with Totalbiscuit, Dodger, Jesse and Crendor

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The Co-Optional Lounge: Episode 7 - More Talisman with Totalbiscuit, Dodger, Jesse and Crendor
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[@dsalucas]

Seeing Crendor bumble around board games is 90% of why I watch the lounge.

[@Muck006]

dsalucas It is far too frustrating how someone can screw up simple boardgames like this. Really. He MUST BE stupid ... because no one could act this dumb this consistently.

[@bowomar]

Muck006 Getting frustrated at watching other people play a boardgame on a laid back stream? Says more about you than a dude messing up a boardgame he has hardly ever played, with his friends on a laid back stream, while drinking alcohol. I mean, most mistakes are related to a minor overlooking, or by getting confused by the way the game ui works, which isn't that odd considering they switch games all the time.

[@bowomar]

I bet the streams wouldn't be hardly as fun if everyone knew what they were doing 100%... I watch for a good laugh and a good laugh is what I get, who cares about skill anyway.

[@Momo_shuu]

Muck006 Then you don't know Crendor. lol

[@kecaw]

Muck006 Agree .. to some point that is, i like this i really do but Crendor going to the dungeon with a character that is underpowered third time in a row twitches me a bit.

[@Vrikrar]

"Babies grow into adults, so kill them when they're young." -Paraphrased from Dodger

[@ezrablock3218]

No taking that out of context.

[@JustLooking1996]

Ezra Block I know right that's exactly what she said.

[@JustLooking1996]

Ezra Block I know right that's exactly what she said.

[@sinswhisper9588]

flash forward to 2022 and shes married with a kid

[@Vrikrar]

@@sinswhisper9588 It's really amazing how much memory can just appear from something like a comment reply, all of a sudden like 5 years of co optional podcast has entered my brain.

[@gerald216]

I figured out how crendor died the second time. He was at one health when he lost to the boss, BEFORE he encountered the black knight.

[@ShasOSwoll]

Crendor: "BUT I WANTED TO PAY A GOLD" Bruh you fought the boss and lost with 1 life, so you died regardless of paying the black knight

[@KLPs22]

Maybe it's just the KZbin compression, but I also thought that was the Vagabond's hair up until you pointed it out @59:23

[@protosaber363]

"By going into the dungeon I thought I was avoiding the dragon!" As a wiseman once said, "One often meets their destiny on the path to avoid it"

[@idleeidolon]

When your diaphragm forces out your intestines, you know your radio voice is way too powerful.

[@underlord2132]

***** Or it was his internal turmoil at Crendor's ridiculous skills.

[@ukstevey]

***** sounds like a mortal kombat finisher

[@mystupidboxers]

When did this happen

[@underlord2132]

Jared McGinn Jenna tweeted something about it around the time and TB clarified on his soundcloud, he posted a link to it recently on his twitter. (apparently it occured as this was being filmed)

[@razr190]

Jared McGinn TB had a prolapse during this podcast and didn't even notice till they finished. Genna had to push it back in.

[@Bjarkenb]

"It's Genie and the Sage, it's Genie and the Sage. One is a genius, the other was a mage" literally made my day

[@raptorducttape3942]

"Delicious tea or deadly poison?" -Uncle Iroh Only proving that Iroh would, in fact, drink poison

[@NevikG]

The amount of fate TB has.. that fate stealer is pulling its weight and he drops it D:

[@Kenshinjmc]

Here's what I gathered so far; - TB's character turned into Ryu Hayabusa - Dodger is essentially Richard from LFG - Jesse and Crendor are playing the Talisman Equivalent of Dark Souls. Fun~

[@x2k]

THIS MAN WON THE BLOOD BOWL LEAGUE.

[@PANCZASU]

So a necromancer, a ninja and death walk into a bar...

[@Shocker173]

Crendor's self promotion was on point, this episode.

[@livedandletdie]

I cried a single tear when TB rerolled to get in to the middle part...

[@ClydeLeeM]

Of course as soon as the odds are going in Crendor's favor time runs up

[@epicpetbattles4079]

the dice rolling sound so much like coke being served in a tall glass. Makes me laugh every single time

[@enigmaPL]

On a side note; it must be said, that blue hair REALLY suits Dodger. Not many people could wear it well, she does though. Just saying, pretty cool.

[@MalisinECila]

I thought the mountain was the vagabond's hair too, haha.

[@Khazandar]

Crendors incompetence gave my brain necrotizing fasciitis.

[@willteach7753]

BeardedDanishViking This is why I love board games.

[@Khazandar]

Will Teach Well. To each his own, i suppose.

[@shaniksthenameweedsmygame1276]

God forbid he plays a board game with his friends to have a good time.

[@peisenxu952]

BeardedDanishViking To tell the truth, it was funny and endearing for about the first 2-2.5 hours, but then the ridiculous mistakes and repetitive claims of the game messing with him (which where all 100% false and only there due to his inability to read) got really. Fucking. Annoying. And this is me right now being introduced to him. God alone know what I'll think if he's like this every video (I hope not).

[@ZarkManthra]

I... oh my god, that is totally LoZ's dark world theme in jazz form 22:25

[@HeliusSlayer]

And in the end Crendor turns it around. XD

[@thesmity31]

crendor only had 1 life when fighting the mini-boss thing, so he died when he lost that battle

[@mutsis9123]

"EpicManuever is now playing Talisman" Oh steam, you dingle

[@Fidonkers]

Intro line needs to be "Welcome to the Co-optional Lounge, We occasionally play board games."

[@Drjos]

I just love how crendor stayed in game alone and played out a few turns xD

[@SonicKurosaki]

And shortly after, TB's intestines fell out

[@TheDeepFriedWafflez]

He actually said they were falling out during this whole stream, he only noticed afterward.

[@underlord2132]

SonicKurosaki God it makes me wince thinking about it....

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Thankfully it wasn't a belly-splitting incident. His arse just fell out of his arse. Both are probably equally as horrible, but at least you didn't get swallowed by a giant leech.

[@cynicalbrit]

GmodPlusWoW no, it came out of my stomach.

[@underlord2132]

TotalBiscuit, The Cynical Brit Look, it's back in now. That's the important part.

[@SebastianMikulec]

Crendor is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@Owmxks]

More Battlestar Galactica whennn Watching you guys play the board game is what convinced me to give the show a try!

[@DR4C44N]

This was way more entertaining than it probably should be

[@jamespeck3814]

Thank you Crendor for posting this!

[@ivan5555599999z]

Oh Crendor I love you..... so many lols.

[@nritsch]

Jesse played the game from a kitchen, and pretty much camped in the dungeon kitchen in the game.

[@KanadeTachibane]

I like how Crendor made a casual taric joke.

[@sleambean]

Kanade Tachibane When?

[@larrylambo3279]

Crendor has a record for casual racism and the old disability jokes on youtube.

[@SloanFire]

I would enjoy a audio only version of this on TB's podcast feed :)

[@johnnytwotoes]

Things are looking up for Crendawg at the end there, to victory!

[@gaxx1234]

On his way into the woods a philosopher walks past a ninja, an evil necromancer and the Reaper. As he asks what is going on the evil necromancer claims "I didn't summon this guy, it's the ninja's fault!"

[@InternetTAB]

say it! say " our buffs are all gone and our potions too" I KNOW IT'S YOU IN THAT TURPSTER SONG!

[@sosecherofsky7985]

Total biscuit, You're that ninja!

[@TheRedHotSpot]

Crendor was so unlucky damn... those rolls

[@Taunic]

Oh man that reroll at 1:13:27 made me facepalm so hard... Read the tiles before you roll XD

[@axlfrost2501]

I got my mug today :D along with coffee and a shirt that tells me how to win at stuff :)

[@TheCrosshare]

Knowing talisman if tb and dodger die, this is going to go on until episode 15 of the co-optional lounge. That being saaid i have won a game of classic talisman in 15 minutes with a troll. Kill dragon, go to warlock, get talisman, run to end, win game.

[@ndaemon1718]

nah.. tb wont ever die. he can just evade anything actually dangerous or secret strike it out of existance :)

[@opticowl5486]

TheCrosshare IT'S THE CHEESECAKE GUY FROM LARPS. You were my favorite.

[@TheCrosshare]

Simon VanVactor-Lee I'm still around, waiting for season 2 :p

[@VikzeLink]

I thought that was the vagabonds hair too!! XD

[@Bloggerboy1000]

After beating the pit lord thingy did TB have a chance to get past the portal door?

[@brajuhani]

YUP

[@Mighteyes]

20:40 Dat jazz dark world though.

[@p40tomahawk25]

when the wine starts flowing the bumbling starts showing =P

[@Ceser1999]

just HAVE to point our for 37:00 uncle Iro did actually drink Poison tee

[@AmellsGrace]

Uh oh, Crendor has a reactionary spell. That'll never get used D:

[@AmellsGrace]

And Jessie get's salty. Honestly I don't get why people don't like crendor he doesn't care if he wins or loses and the moment Jessie starts losing at all whatsoever it's salt city

[@AmellsGrace]

So upon reaching the end of multiple lounges I have come to the conclusion that Crendor plays games to have a good time. How awful he should know better.

[@Blizz3112]

AnUnculturedLittlePotato Listen, if you nearly always lose, why would you care if lose in the first place? :-P

[@Ivanbolder]

***** Have you ever thought about being an Auctioneer? That end bit was speeeeedy.

[@n.mightslapallama1874]

This game was made for this format..... For the love of all that is holy play more games just like it haha!

[@jrsdef]

Love how Jessie kept complaining the Tunnel Fighter wasn't helping him in Craft battles

[@andycokeski7744]

And Genna had to manually push TB's intestinez back inside of him :(

[@I_am_Ber]

TB playing ninja made me remember the theme song for the first ever channel on KZbin I subscribed - "Ask A Ninja"! Ah, good times, good times....

[@02241994]

Omg crendor the trolls the trolls

[@LastSider]

You can play with drafting character rules. With Random Character on, theres a rule that lets you draft 3 random characters and you choose one.

[@ПавлеПеразић]

Crendor is my hero

[@DystopianCreativity]

40:20 - and so we find that it's *not* so unrealistic to find piles of super-useful loot in boss rooms.

[@Truncatedicosidodecahedron]

i thought that was the vagabonds hair aswell!!! WOW

[@efedevfedsc2948]

Been waiting for this for so long :D

[@wallmunky503]

That background music sounds sorta legend of zelda-ey

[@vissenekku]

Say what you will about his skills on boardgames, but Crendor plugs like a master at the end there

[@RiflemanIII]

Wow, TB really had it in for the third billy goat gruff.

[@golon7878]

I would love to see you all play a digital version of Carcassonne.

[@KikyoMaaka]

>TB rolls a 6 at the portal with 8 strength cool, enjoy the middle >"not good enough" lolwut >re rolls a 10 well, looks like someone cannot into Talisman, enjoy losing o/

[@Sylveeee]

Next cooptional lounge: Monopoly! (Hopefully it's on Tabletop Simulator)

[@polterghost_]

Before I go to the middle I preffer to have around 10 base str/craft and as much items with modifiers as possible.

[@_Trash_Goblin]

A wizard, a ninja and Death? Sounds like something out of Discworld...

[@InazumaLightning100]

How do you get the screen to look like this with the characters pictures and such?

[@kamaratke4043]

Holy cow, dodger looks like Yoku the spirit fox!

[@Makrillol]

What expansions are they using here? I see the frostmarch, the reaper and the dungeon. are there any more? thanks

[@hihello4839]

crendor really has the worst luck ever!!

[@rhyzvanic3660]

TB lecturing people on reading the rules but then re-rolls him breaking into the plains of peril and makes himself lose a strength point

[@RamArt9091]

You got the volume well this time Crendor.

[@Qvantiyum]

9:39 just Jesse things

[@sinswhisper9588]

"this game is literally so easy theres no way anyone can fuck it up!!" ... and crendor continues to prove him wrong by dying gloriously multiple times

[@sotesz]

Aha! Someone still active on this. (I think I'll leave my random rambling here instead of as a new comment as this way there will be at least you, who notices it. Apologies if you didn't want to pay much attention tough.) When Crendor died, if green is the HP, then he was killed by the Eagle King, so whether he payed the gold or not, is irrelevant. That is, if the boss defeating you also makes you loose 1 life just as the rest of the battles. (By the way rewatching it, he did have plenty of gold, but I think the boss battle just resolved too late...)

[@sinswhisper9588]

@@sotesz i rewatch these and the other TB related things (The TGS/Co-optional Podcast and his Terraria playthrough with Jesse at least once a year ... because we all miss having TB around

[@sotesz]

@@sinswhisper9588 Mostly the same here. I'm in the lucky position of not having watched most of the podcasts yet, so I still have quite a lot to look forward to as new stuff for me. I guess you already saw the Co-optional Lounge videos from live events. If not, there are real gems there, I can give a few links in the off chance you missed them.

[@mikehaskell3313]

It's RoboTech blue. Also pretty close to Jhirmach old lady blue.

[@michaelghoul]

Does anyone know the jazz playlist and where I can find it????

[@Bloggerboy1000]

When's Episode 8 going to be posted?

[@Rikent]

This made my day :)

[@JordanBl]

Wow. Crender's really streamlined that shameless self promotion.

[@Tan3l6]

Lol a cat in the camera and noone notices ^^

[@InazumaLightning100]

Is there any dlc that there using for this game?

[@CaffeineConnoisseur]

I kinda woulda wished to see these episodes from TBs perspective....

[@BlackShadow1991]

Crendor just can not into board games :D Good stuff

[@Darkthoughts1234]

What happened to part 3 (the final part)?

[@nevinzavell4207]

Dodger's hair looks like chloe from her life is strange lets plays

[@MalisinECila]

Maybe an inspiration.

[@Fluffytehcat]

why are people mean to crendor :c he is amazing and funny!

[@ChipCheezey]

TB needs to grow a full on beard. Do it now!!! The crown demands it!

[@Helljump001]

YAY DODGER ISNT BLONDE ANY MORE!!!

[@Blackadderthefourth]

Crendor is the vagabond friend

[@georghuttich7473]

without crendor this show would be so much worse

[@Khazandar]

Without Crendor this show would be so much better.

[@WillowMelody]

BeardedDanishViking Without Crendor things would have been so much different.

[@Henrikstinker]

Georg Hüttich Without Crendor i would have to go to another channel

[@raxoro]

BeardedDanishViking Without crendor you'd have had to go subscribe to TB's twitch to watch this VoD

[@ezrablock3218]

***** Without Crendor WWIII happened a long time ago.

[@GajewskiMatthew]

not trying to sound like a nerd but uncle iro did drink poison in the second season thinking it was delicious tea.

[@joshuacadle7856]

woah.

[@ericgao5236]

crendor sometimes... just too cringe worthy

[@Oniontears123TNG]

Crendor doesn't read because he grew up in Scar City.

[@FusicPool]

Wait a minute? Dodger's a cat, no that can't be right...well, they never said she WASN'T a cat, uh in fact they only said that she WAS! Holy shit guys...

[@Quarter360]

Only 1h47m?

[@glaex1907]

"only"? The rest of us have lives to get back to m8.

[@179jfkla]

They've been playing for about 4 hours now, usually this game is over in 1.5-3 hours

[@MaaaaaTaaaaa]

Glaex yeah, you're obligated to watch this.

[@glaex1907]

AD DA Didn't say we were. And everyone knows KZbinrs generally want to make videos that are watched in their entirety. If everyone only watched the first 2 hours of a 3 hour video, whats the point of it being a 3 hour video?

[@RamArt9091]

***** :/ indeed.

[@pbde1e]

Too bad TB didn't notice he couldn't change it anymore because Jesse had already clicked ready.

[@oxidiana93]

Good :) I like talisman