Criminal Activity in Skyrim

[@Outlaw_2556]

A new hand touches the like button.

[@GetgainzDe]

You sir, are genius.

[@Bluesonofman]

I am going to say this the first time a girl touches my ****

[@dipflop5530]

I CANT ITS AT 696

[@mapledeleaf67]

PTSD shivers then reload save

[@Knightmage_elf]

Never done an honest day's work for all those likes you got, eh lad?

[@danielendless]

Skyrim is actually a pretty scary place to live in. Not because of draugur, or dragons, or war, but because of the psychopathic Demi God that literally nobody can stop

[@jermonejackson8437]

Nobody!? HOLD MY MEAD AND WATCH ME!

[@PMMillard]

@@jermonejackson8437 Hey, I know we're like level 5 bandits. but you see that guy who just shouted a dragon out of the sky, mounted it's neck and stabbed it in the eye, then ate its soul? Bandit 2: Yeah? Bandit 1: Lets mug him.

[@charliegarrison9688]

@@PMMillard Bandit 1 "That's outrageous! Look at him he just...." Bandit 2 "Hey-hey-hey.... what are we?"

[@Skyrealm17]

@@charliegarrison9688 Bandit 1 ''We're Muggers....''

[@sinistergamer2396]

yeah i was a horrible being

[@jeremyblade7561]

Can't blame the guard. He's new, he's still recovering from the knee injury that landed him the job.

[@anormaldude127]

making funn of the game: he got the guard job cuz the rules is so loose and he gets the opportunity to sit and sleep all day 24/7 to heal from his "dramatic" injury.

[@kasmith54]

*Accidentally kills a chicken*

[@Naiwal]

It’s over

[@stephenwillis6937]

That's cause everyone knows that chicken is the mayor.

[@FeatherResonance]

The meridias beacon jump scare was amazing

[@BladefullySwift]

I nearly choked on my lunch XD

[@ravager2-636]

4:23 When the merchant screams WHAT! And the helm of the guard nearly falls off as he whips around.. Best part 😂

[@V4RJY1]

That guard is a bro. He's the type of guard to say "PSSST I know who you are, Hail sithis!"

[@writerlairchannel2636]

"You can beat our meat, but you can't beat our prices" I love it i will use it when the opportunity reveals itself. 1:09 Dragonborn is soo strong with that bucket he even broke the mask😂

[@hilmarheathkliff9511]

"i got a soul gem i think you would fit in perfectly" is the friendliest threat ive ever heard.

[@ksfirewolf1530]

"Well it's a black soul gem so it's filled with-" "WOAH! THAT IS NOT CORRECT!" That honestly is how I hope this continues, I'd be lying if I said otherwise.

[@Ramberta]

05:26 "Unfortunately being a racist isn't illegal either." Love the true life political commentary via game lore interpretation, I don't even enjoy Skyrim as a game but you make me appreciate its existence with these skits.

[@richardcletus6026]

Remember, if you kill a group of vampires and the vampire lord they follow in a castle with an ancient bow of a long forgotten people. It is still theft if you take property that isn't on the bodies you made colder.

[@notsowildcard9038]

Love the Dragons Dogma reference at the start lol

[@Naiwal]

one of the best games ever

[@writerlairchannel2636]

​@@Naiwal ok man you convinced me, if you like it then I will too, thanks

[@thugnificent210]

@Poet's Lair it's the best 7/10 you'll ever play... can't wait for 2

[@domohuerta6284]

​@@thugnificent210 bet you like those trash af souls games that every scrub calls a masterpiece

[@glxywlf]

​@@thugnificent210 there already is a 2

[@GuntherRommel]

I got in trouble for laughing so hard while the kids were asleep. Thank you for helping Naiwal, Keyshawn, you did great man.

[@DuskXIIII]

"They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong." That line got me about to act up, and probably get kidnapped by a dragon or something.

[@Void_Zer0674]

I just started playing this game not too long ago and I immediately understood the reference due to how many times you hear that shit.

[@Jim-Bagel]

Kinda confused me. Made me second guess which game the line came from

[@walterh2113]

Ohhh, I knew the catchphrase but thought it came from Skyrim, it's been a while since I've played Dragon's Dogma, still have it on GOG tho.

[@jogo1666]

"Im taking a lunch break, its above me now" Truer words have not been spoken in day to day activities.

[@alastorthefloridaman4019]

When he screams "WHAT!?" the guard should've gone "Imma need you to stop all that shouting my guy, makin people a lil nervous"

[@RedStrayHound]

Somehow you're showing us what like in Skyrim would actually be like lol

[@thatpleb5522]

This is so true I go through pockets of a guard while hes looking and he says "Whats wrong? Someone steal your sweetroll?"

[@LillyBell429]

This was cheesy in the best way possible. Keep up the good work!

[@Naiwal]

Thank you!! Have an amazing day!

[@Komotau4691]

Chees for everyone! :D

[@PsychoMoFoGaming]

This man uses comedy to convey a very real truth.

[@theduckscp]

I find the best part about this is that he has the nightingale armor so he would have had to complete the entire Thieves Guild quest line and probably more and throughout all of it, he managed to dodge Meridia's beacon but just didn't pay attention and picked it up.

[@LuciusNox]

It really is in the dumbest chests too. I'd just be on auto loot after playing for so long. All of a sudden: "A nEw HaNd ToUcHeS tHe BeAcOn!" Be like "Ahhhh shiiiiiiii......"😂

[@MidnightShades]

Literally found mine in a spider egg sac once

[@lexaskingdom3961]

you should do a skit about the mammoth that falls randomly, or the staff of magnus.

[@lucasgodoi3436]

I must confess. I laught so loud in the meridian's beacon

[@Cortanis001]

Don't forget the part where he just starts sneaking and magically becomes invisible while being right in front of him.

[@dahliaart]

Shoulda whispered “Hail Sithis” right after he said it’s above me now, lol

[@Smith_and_wisconsin]

“That is NOT my skooma” suuuuure that’s what they all say 😉🤣

[@snarky4lyfe144]

i love the longer videos , please make more ! these are the absolute best LARP videos ever ! love you man !

[@VortexKiller2]

"Master works all, you can't go wrong." My favourite Dragons Dogma character!

[@kasmith54]

"You can beat our meat, but you can't beat our prices." 💀☠️

[@barmeyblonde]

I am dying at how on point funny this is. I love how you always manage to have Meridia punk your game. This was fantastic. 😂😂😂

[@d3ath-by-bruj4h]

"Ow. Why was that loud?" LOL 😂😂😂

[@calebholdridge7576]

Always shoots me down a black hole when I hear a Dragons Dogma reference.

[@C00kiesAplenty]

Just straight opening up with a Dragon's Dogma reference.

[@Naiwal]

Straight. Up.

[@furiousfemmeyazeth3362]

Actually a _perfect_ Skyrim video, and honestly I just found the portrayal *too* accurate haha; at least according to my own headcanon of how Skyrim guards be like >

[@morganroberts5161]

Love Skyrim and love your videos!! Audio was great but was lower at some points in between the characters , overall great video Naiwal 😊

[@Naiwal]

Thank you!! We had some reshoots (some on phone some on an actual camera) so the audio consistency was lost 😅

[@hiimspee828]

@@Naiwal A minor price for such masterpieces.

[@Xeculus]

Thanks for making the beacon loud for immersion!

[@melaniep.]

It's always the Beacon that throws me into a full fit of laughter 😂😂😂 I'd how many times I've seen it, it ALWAYS I'd and forever will be hilarious!!!!

[@atomosvrial1708]

Same i laugh when it happens in game, its just so needlessly extra and that perfectly encapsulates meridia's personality.

[@homesteadgamer1257]

Dude. DUDE. So I'm watching this while I'm playing FO4, and whatever beat was at the very end when you were shoutin out your home boy is wicked cool with "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire"! Like DUDE. Slap em together, trust me!

[@ShinOrashi]

The Dragon’s Dogma reference just made me think about the music in the starting village!

[@coziestglobe2078]

NGL the mask flyin round like that was icing on the cake! Most dope!

[@zeinon2555]

dude your videos are actually the best, they're actually hilarious and probably some of the best sketches I've recently watched

[@Ripboss]

Skyrim logic in a nutshell.

[@xanthosamoni2072]

These videos are masterworks all. Us subscribers can't go wrong.

[@ProElisium]

I see your Dragons Dogma reference and I appreciate it.

[@ericgeesey9817]

"That's the Dragonborn brah. And the Thane. You arrest em. "

[@LetsSeeYourKungFu]

You gotta give him three warnings before he's warned ... with 10 second intervals 😂😂😂

[@opalglass8101]

Good cameo from Merida LOL.

[@quietleaf]

just because he's a redguard smh typical stormcloak behavior

[@destrobatman5640]

Godfather vibes.when he said look the other way, im the dragon born👑😎keep bro around☺

[@destrobatman5640]

I mean Thane, 😉who just happens to be Dragon Born👑

[@EaglesflyNorth]

Man that was fun adventure you took us on great story telling at its finest ! Amazing actor 👏 You are a fine contribution to the theater arts for real .

[@beelzebub7221]

i was hoping the DB would just pull that bullshit speech "bro just don't worry about it" thing lol

[@mordredpendragon1235]

Honestly why did the devs make the beacon lines so ungodly loud

[@brandonbaker7361]

The bit about being a thane was a nice touch. 😂

[@corporealruin6662]

Man, I love your content! I love that you do both Fallout and Elder Scrolls skits! Please keep bringing them! AMAZING!

[@Player_D]

This is the first of your content that I've seen, so I was NOT expecting LARP. Such an unexpected pleasure and so very amusing.

[@ashes1301]

You made me very happy with the dragons dogma reference. Such a great game. Masterworks all, you can't go wrong.

[@fts_monkey2713]

You made me replay skyrim and i found the beacon in one of the riften merchant lockboxes 😂

[@CivilizedAnimal2022]

That Jump scare was amazing 😂😂 and I was honestly waiting for the thane card to be pulled 🤣🤣

[@bucketofnickels2173]

Your videos make laugh every time I see them. Love your sense of humor. Thanks for the videos.

[@BadgerONE999]

glad your making longer vids i loved your shorts

[@charlesgodwin-cv6il]

Dude, speaking of which.......STOP TRYING TO SELL ME YOUR SISTER SHEESH! I dont care how many sweetrolls you toss in!!!!

[@dovahsblight7677]

"You can beat our meat. You can't beat our prices" Ayo pause 😂

[@moonlitwisp]

Right out of the gate with a classic Dragons Dogma line, this is why I love this channel.

[@fracturedsolace145]

He did say sorry though.

[@felorivera1054]

Lol the dragon’s dogma smithy reference 😂😂😂

[@sweet.chickens]

“They’re masterworks all, you can’t go wrong.” DD was a great game.

[@christiancrow]

❤❤❤❤❤❤ that guard totally said I am gonna go work on myself at the end 😂 super funny

[@Shado0911]

Dude .. your content is the BEST!! 🤣🤣🤣 "I'm 100% sure I'm getting robbed right now." 🤣🤣🤣

[@codysurfer8232]

um that doesn't look like pickpocketing. it looks like something that you need mods to do

[@Salty_Mike]

I enjoyed the sketch, keep up the good work, more Fallout please!

[@LuisTorres-nx5ey]

i love the dragons dogma reference right away, would love to see more of them along with more of your content of course.

[@dillongage]

As someone with an 'Items Pickpocketted" stat at 15,673 items, I feel personally attacked. In my defense, a stack of 50 arrows counts as 50 seperate items pickpocketed, and there is lots of guards that needed help working on their tan 😂😂

[@ShiningDarknes]

“I was a businessman and crime was my business.”

[@s.michellecrawford7300]

That was the best!!! I was laughing so hard. I knew you were going to say I'm the thane 😂😂😂😂

[@mr.slippyyt4394]

Without my friend showing me your videos i would have never ever found you. Except i have seen u on insta a few times in the past. Im just here thanking you for all the funny skits n vids u make. Shorts n such. So in short, thank you naiwal. Keep doin what your doin cuz i aint got a problem My guy. Goodluck on your future endeavors my friend.

[@walterh2113]

LOL Amazing. And I love the MF Doom Mask being used in so many skits getting more fucked up every single time. Really adds some authenticity!

[@miskitoragee6296]

The buckets are so in point lmao.

[@cur5edbard]

You are so right on with your stuff. I love everything you've done.

[@slip4510]

"I'll be taking my gold Elsweyr"

[@not-a-boar3148]

You're gonna be my next character playthrough.

[@zarionwildclaw4172]

I so want more of this.

[@YT_Atomaly]

5:48 That was the greatest unhinged threat in the history of Skyrim.

[@MageBladeJ]

Master works all you can't go wrong, you can't fool me that's dragons dogma HE NEVER STOPS SAYING IT

[@tinmen5943]

Just a normal day in skyrim

[@pringlelingle6827]

Fucking great, this is quite literally just the dragonborn epilogue of what he does after he completes the game.

[@RayAkuma]

5:54 That's not how soul gems work. You kill someone soul trapped, they get send to the Soul Cairn and the Ideal masters imbue the soul gem with a fraction of their power depending on the soul

[@Azrael79a]

This was amazing as always lol. Have you ever seen Cor Canish? He does a lot of Elder Scrolls videos too.

[@Naiwal]

Cor is absolutely amazing

[@Azrael79a]

@@Naiwal So are you :)

[@CustardEmoji]

POV: the chicken tells the guard instead of the merchant

[@shydel1021]

Don't know how I found your vids, but they never miss lol. Nice work mate 👍🏾

[@hiimspee828]

Love the friend! Amazing stuff. More than a decade later and here we still are.

[@defaultsplace1348]

You have single-handedly made me start another DD playthrough. It's been long enough

[@biglizzy1234]

Media beacon the ultimate karma check many of hero became a villian thanks to that vile bit of sorcery

[@dibby_xan]

4:20 the helmet flip lmao

[@boink666]

Your skits are so much fun. 10/10

[@JACk79457]

All of these jokes were freaking hilarious, bro, love your content so much!

[@ozfifer7392]

Guard be like, "I gotchu Thane."

[@Gamefreak43210]

I appreciate the dragons dogma reference at the beginning

[@TheNextDr]

"It's above me now!" I caught that reference! Noice!!