CRIMINALITY: ALL MELEES VS ALL ARMORS

Testing all melees against all armor types in criminality.
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--CHAPTERS
00:00 - Shiv
00:57 - Wrench
01:39 - Bayonet
02:22 - Crowbar
03:22 - Golf club
04:15 - Shovel
05:15 - Wood bat
06:17 - Balisong
06:54 - Taiga
07:37 - Rambo
08:18 - Fire axe
09:02 - Metal Bat
09:55 - Katana
10:33 - Sledgehammer
11:23 - Head: Fire axe
11:44 - Head: Metal bat
12:09 - Head: Katana
12:32 - Head: Sledgehammer
12:54 - End

[@shmelzy82]

27 hits against something that kills you in 1 is outrageous 💀 (yes i know its 10$ against an extremely expensive event item)

[@knyohh]

good video, and the slayer armor is increidibly good

[@normalgamer7936]

Yes if you exclude its slowdown and low cary capacity

[@Legogamer761]

What editing software u use and it is free it looks really good bro

[@dzmerok]

One thing I realized is that Slayer Sword uses the Bat Flinch animation instead of an actual custom made animation

[@JordanHasAnAfro]

bro this music is soo tuff bro.

[@masterpekahdgomez4271]

Me waiting for the Chainsaw the Crucible and the Slayer Sword and the bootleg God Fists: 🗿

[@Murilo1324m]

Issue ive noticed: at 4:37, you put that the t2 survives 3 hits from the shovel, when you actually hit the dummy 4 times

[@lnfiltrator]

what i said with the other guy: this video did take me like 6 or more hours total to finish and i didnt check for any issues lol

[@itisrichard9732]

Shiv is love, shive is life

[@pizzaclippvt.5291]

W Video

[@marianneagu333]

next video idea all over again but or with guns or all head shots

[@carlosortega6405]

dayum fire axe can take down any person with any armor with 2 or 1 hit on the head

[@fluff_nupkin]

12:41 i can understand 2 headshots for a t2 helmet, but a t3 kit is literally a juggernaut and still takes only 2 smacks to break their necks, and the event kits too. like how the hell is a construction site tool so broken when it comes to absolutely busting expensive kits? 😭

[@dipstick.]

i believe the third combo on the bat does more damage, so some of the calculations may be inaccurate

[@nuggets9591]

to the limbs yeah

[@notsoveryready6903]

it only deals more limb damage, it cant insta break neck if you only hit with the 3rd strike

[@Nukebuilder26]

5:30 u hit the t1 not the t2, so its 6 hits

[@lnfiltrator]

didnt notice that, after all this video did take me like 6 or more hours total to finish and i didnt check for any issues lol

[@marquiz2487]

Chainsaw?

[@Thofq]

12:12 Are we not gonna talk about the dude?

[@downergamin]

Oh shoot.. I dont know what melee do i play with. Shovel, fire axe, metal bat or katana(mid tbh)?

[@aidennatteravent4519]

Shovel, so you can bury them afterwarss

[@downergamin]

@@aidennatteravent4519Hmm, good choice

[@_deimos_4651]

WE NEED A GUN TEST

[@burning1995]

very good video to take notes on! but wheres chainsaw, machete, and baton...

[@lnfiltrator]

didnt do armory weapons and chainsaw is slightly different to ur usual melee

[@burning1995]

@@lnfiltrator makes sense keep up the good content! maybe guns next?

[@Plague556]

Someone got the song names ?

[@texasdeathmachine]

music?

[@Y4M311]

Military machette: "am i a joke to you"

[@Alexis-ur1fl]

Chainsaw,cursed dagger, scythe, eradicator, fist, baton: maybe

[@hepixar]

omg tboi music

[@vergil-animation3576]

You forgot chain saw , cursed dagger and necromancer scythe

[@obckao1032]

If you mind it shiv is not that bad. As it takes only 1 Stamina for a single hit that deals 18+bleed. So it is way better than the fists even at the level of a Balisong as a secondary

[@1_derren]

necromancer armour

[@souls0007]

now pls do all guns vs all armor

[@davimarinho7803]

Song name?

[@clone3]

how does the shovel take less stamina than a crowbar

[@normalgamer7936]

Showel has slow use speed

[@Ronit196]

Golf club is real good

[@tfj-kp2wd]

necromancer?

[@juguetesylocuras3075]

Wheres the chainsaw i dont see it

[@Momonga-Apoc]

is the dragon slayer and necro same?

[@fluff_nupkin]

both take 2 axe headshots to kill, body damage resistance might be in slayer’s favor tho

[@ThreateningCrystal86]

In short aim for the head

[@Swedish_boyy]

This guy is so underrated. He is wayyyyy better than piesaregoodforhealth

[@quioz3910]

overrated opionion

[@Kaugammi]

​@@quioz3910Facts.

[@you_will_be_subrisus]

He is a good crim KZbinr but not like pies that’s me opinion

[@Yrashkin]

wherer necromancer armor?

[@Grim-ig4gt]

Note to self: Melee's are more op,and cheaper than using some guns.

[@fluff_nupkin]

yeah but if they got good aim, even if it’s a beretta vs a sledgehammer, who’s gonna win most of the time?

[@Grim-ig4gt]

True,but don't forget how cheeky some melee users are,its fair to say a melee user wont take them head on.

[@RickTS]

​@@fluff_nupkinI'm assuming you mostly just go straight into it melees, melees also require stealth and agility, play it smart, I won a gunfight using fists

[@fluff_nupkin]

@@RickTS i used to just charge right in, now i mostly try to bring the enemy towards me (i main fire axe, metal bat and sledge)

[@normalgamer7936]

Most melee mains use ragedose ans guns just have higher dps

[@rods6892]

do it again but with guns

[@victormanager21]

shovel is the knock off scythe LOL

[@Murilo1324m]

No necromancer armor?

[@Nukebuilder26]

"necromancer not included cus i couldnt find it" he said in his discord

[@Ultra_56]

where is necromancer

[@dynastyr]

Binding of Isaac music

[@totallyrealkyle]

12:56 ``Dumb ways to die``

[@Dustto69]

Chainsaw baton machete

[@Noob21169]

Bro forgot necromancer

[@Kiule2]

So melee headshots are OP, so watch out for the melee user who can aim.

[@normalgamer7936]

T1 helmet can negate most light melee. T2 helmet can counter medium weight melee. While t3 can defend from every one temporarily.

[@normalgamer7936]

It seems like t3 kit was buffed

[@fluff_nupkin]

it was. only the heavy hitter melees can ragdoll them with a headshot, those being the axe and sledge, and metal bat with the third swing

[@normalgamer7936]

@@fluff_nupkin axe doesnt ragdoll it just does a small stun. While fists still can ragdoll for some reason

[@marianneagu333]

you forgot the true close range weapon the fists😂 nah i tink its beter without it

[@Audrey-ri6ie]

Pre nerf way better than t3 but now 😢

[@victormanager21]

5:30 u did not hit the t2 u accidently hit the tier 1 Xd

[@Seam2]

Третий удар с металлической биты, рэмбо и катаны наносит двойной урон но зачтено как за один удар. Нечестно. Не уважение melee only людей

[@retro-bit3312]

No dummies were harmed in the making of this video r… right?

[@alpha3306]

Permitir

[@amazecars]

stupid cuz a fire axe can one shot necromancer kit, happend to me twice

[@Murilo1324m]

No actually, It thakes 2-3 hits tô kill

[@amazecars]

@@Murilo1324m It has literally happend to me... I think I would know it better when it happend twice to me...

[@amazecars]

@@Murilo1324m And you saying 2-3 hits obviously shows that you don't know what you are talking about. Either it takes 2 or it takes 3. Choose one. The fact is, it takes ONE fire axe headshot to kill a necromancer kit.

[@Murilo1324m]

@@amazecars maybe your Head health was low

[@deividinchasm]

and the worst part is that fire axe is unblockable

[@N16isbetterthanhydeinsight]

where's necromancer 😭

[@lnfiltrator]

necromancer is much like t2 or 3 and i couldnt find it anyway lmao

[@N16isbetterthanhydeinsight]

@@lnfiltrator wowww title is clickbait liarrrr [good vid tho]

[@jafetpc9738]

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[@jafetpc9738]

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[@Alex-ps6wu]

Bro forgot about fists

[@mewmix1561]

necro would be basicly useless like you aint beatin a necro with melees

[@Du_Boseeee]

5:32 Minus 1 hit because he hit tier 1 dummy

[@johnwoo241]

Bro wth why use x24 while doing your vid your just wasting a valuable item

[@Dustto69]

Chainsaw?