[CRIMINALITY] - bro lost a 20k kit to a 325 dollar weapon

[@ReturnerReturned]

can anyone translate what hieroglyphics this mf said at 3:20?

[@quinl_n]

i think he didn't like it

[@micky3283]

He said it was a joke why do You kill me bro then he says sorry then Starts crying in the other clip he says it was joke several times the he cries ( 100% real no fake no virus 2023 )

[@Lolero]

"Hey bro it was a joke im sorry im sorry.. it was a joke dude why'd you kill me" (cries)

[@benlly6058]

@@Lolerohe say the same at 3:40

[@shadowstorm3029]

nice vid

[@micky3283]

Can't we all agree that hitting a man with balistic metal armor with a metal bat can just kill him this is an example of crim being realistic (real)

[@obckao1032]

Armor can protect, but it doesn't mean it cannot crush your organs by inside

[@someone1560]

Blunt force my beloved

[@AlterneUnivers]

5:21 he made sure to have full hp before meeting god

[@DOCTORDODO]

LOL

[@stormcomando4159]

Lost 20k just like that, that’s how crim leaves players angry after one game session!

[@vitecekk13]

Instead of 325, make it 150

[@cyancrewmate8135]

I usually rage quit when the debug hitbox shows my melee go straight through them, and then my head gets exploded by their fire axe that was 20 feet to the left

[@il1680]

Play in ur region​@@cyancrewmate8135

[@KiopysPlace]

This video is the reason why I don't hang out with randoms, I never know why people with expensive gear could trust a dude you just met.

[@Ezra_isdum]

agreed

[@misterD887]

5:20 the deadly choco

[@sprainedeel3616.]

5:54 the good oid days

[@CristianGxD]

1:39 antibirth ost goes up on god

[@campfire7525]

Returner just did a little trolling with his metal bat, no need to worry for the guy that lost t3

[@zenalytic]

that one dude that kept crying when you downed/killed him 🤣

[@gort_real]

* gets thrown of cliff * "is he ok?"

[@SK1N_WALK3R]

The entire nervous system as soon as you hit your funny bone: 5:04

[@bansnap]

RIP Coach 0:37 at least he got cheeseburgers heaven.

[@willewallew]

3:55 noob jumpscare

[@Deathismeandiamhere]

2:04 just normal day when you go play criminality after drink some water

[@ReturnerReturned]

huh

[@Deathismeandiamhere]

@@ReturnerReturned huh?

[@hrithikgautam9377]

Your sense of music is so good dude.. the FE2 music gives nostalgia to me heres a sub for you

[@megamoondude01]

the background music at around 0:55 gives me memories of flood escape

[@RevenantNeverDies]

the mz clip at the end hit so hard i thought of playing again

[@Sam4productions]

bro is turning a standard into a casual

[@didedslide]

bro, i laughed so hard when you threw bacon in water and put "blop" sound, 10/10 video, keep it up😃

[@randomshitpostchannel]

and thats why i always use a 65 dollar bat or a 150 dollar auto brain imploder

[@OPR_Breach]

That kid with T3 is a prime example of what legion T3 teaches its squads NOT to do When using T3 : Have an advantage point such as roof top or choke point Never reload/heal in the open Keep your head on a swivel Do not trust randoms (especially if armed) Dont peak a sniper you haven’t identified (could be a BFG) Always use T3 with other T3s (if not available have a squad of T2) ALWAYS HAVE A SQUAD MATE WITH MEDKIT

[@codenameig5701]

2:03 me getting my 6th beer but my child 7 year old child is in the way (he thinks toy knifes are cool)

[@Griddymaster15]

Who would win in a fight: Guy with tier 3 ballistic armor Random tinpot man with a metal bat

[@Gabagooye2456]

is that fkin flood escape music in the back

[@Goofyahhmemerguy]

That's exactly why i don't use expensive kits

[@Potatomaster10I]

HE IS ALSO LISTENTING TO THAT ONE DESERT MAP I FORGOR wait no its the fe1 map im stupid

[@devdonyothepro]

Bro that was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I was laughing so much

[@fictomedia]

can you tell me the sound name at 4:45

[@RealSilliness]

Noobs W

[@mrozekispolka]

2:03 me after lobotomy😂😂

[@TOWDS10647]

OMG OMGGGGG THE VIDEO IS STARTED WITH ME NO WAY TYSMMM MAN (im doilookgoodhahaha)

[@strikethatyt7859]

0:36 I like the l4d sounds here

[@TI0KAN]

Could somenoe PLEASE tell me the name of the game he was playing at 6:17?

[@ReturnerReturned]

michaels zombies, play the superior version of michaels zombies which is Resurrections, both good games tho (based of b02 zombies, fire game)

[@A_E1]

2:35, if the 3 white bars do not fill up it means it wont third swing and you have to restart your swings

[@ReturnerReturned]

ohhhh i never knew that, i thought these bars were like just a cosmetic ohhh thank you so much you blew my mind

[@Why-un4td]

No no you CAN third hit without the bar going up the bar is only for fists and some other weapons because this rule only applies to fists and some others

[@ReturnerReturned]

@@Why-un4td bro he gave us 1.3 information, he's a year late

[@sovietd0g]

​@@ReturnerReturnedI can't tell if you are joking or not

[@casuallyroblox9610]

This is more like a fever dream

[@fluff_nupkin]

2:44 sorry, but a full body ballistic armor suit won’t go down that easy to an aluminum bat

[@Skulldozer46]

I've killed 2 tier 3's with a metal bat using that technique, found out it also works with necromancer and slayers lol

[@axolalala]

0:59 bro has the sinking ship ost!!!

[@ReturnerReturned]

can't tell if this was satire or not but ur a bit wrong lemme say

[@creme.]

i killed a slayer with a shovel and a sawn off i found in the trash

[@ConeDev-1]

you're my favorite criminality youtuber now

[@boltinarrows]

bro was fr listening to FE2 musics (they are actually good songs)

[@limital._.]

The time i lost a full kit to a wrench

[@ReturnerReturned]

damn u must suck ass at the game

[@meowtallion]

once when i was playing with my friends we all had t2 and ak we went to the bulding near a2 and i peek out to the door and i see a t3 with ak so what i do? i spray him and he died quick story

[@davin5360]

I remember once i killed like guy with full t1 armor an m4 , backpack ump and like an fnp or smth with a fist (he also had 1k bounty)

[@FrostedPuppchino]

T3 guy died to “realistic” metal bat rip

[@xhr0sh]

6:20 what is the game?

[@ReturnerReturned]

michaels zombies

[@yeaImcoolswag]

You can’t escape from crim

[@ISuperVeloceJota]

Bros listening fe2 musics too

[@sixbutwithanine]

my guy is listening to fe2 while playing crim

[@ayaantariq458]

bro W BTR enjoyer W FE2 music enjoyer fr

[@lesoapfella]

wait what was the song called ay 4:45?

[@ReturnerReturned]

worlds hardest game sound track

[@rinroblox3006]

0:28 he not kill his fan the c4 did it 🤯

[@ReturnerReturned]

@Eeee water gun

[@nelisbro6899]

My man where is the guy where you sent to space ret

[@foggyd8821]

Do you use roshade, and if you do what settings did you use for the first part of the video. The game looked quite nice there.

[@ReturnerReturned]

I forgor

[@kni5ht_official]

The title is just pain

[@baconthepro3932]

3:58 moon gravity on

[@axolalala]

1:08 Beneath the ruins ost!! 🤯

[@hunterlost6536]

antibirth music on top

[@Potatomaster10I]

HES LISTENING TO FE2 POISIONOUS CHASM YOOO

[@Laki-bp4rj]

this guy is underrated tbh

[@BreadXs]

Discord ping😱

[@enmanueldeangelis8439]

Today I killed an level 26 holding a bfg with aks 💀

[@kni5ht_official]

This guy mellee skill its just good

[@omelettej]

nerf 325 dollars

[@mrskomps]

2:03 make a entire video with this effect on no balls

[@ReturnerReturned]

why would anyone watch that

[@mrskomps]

@@ReturnerReturned tell me it wouldn't be funny

[@ReturnerReturned]

@@mrskomps it would be just disorientating to watch

[@mrskomps]

@@ReturnerReturned that sucks

[@marioramos-pyatt3080]

aint no way your playing a casual server as a level 113

[@funnysticklady]

the only weapons that need skill in crim are melees

[@mrgatoxd809]

ERA BROMA ERA BROMA ERA BROMA *😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭*

[@jeem5987]

what is the name of game? 6:21

[@ReturnerReturned]

Michael's zombies

[@jeem5987]

@@ReturnerReturned Oki thnx

[@invertedmotions]

magnificent editing

[@ISuperVeloceJota]

Bros playing on rtx

[@phylaxiso8567]

What game is that? 6:34

[@ReturnerReturned]

Michael's zombies

[@phylaxiso8567]

@@ReturnerReturned THanks!

[@CalvinGuyy]

3:20 nerf this man

[@frostmaxia]

20k kit no more

[@Vanlis228]

0:50 better music

[@yttvheadsetup9248]

Silly bacon

[@IZZV_Real1]

Que bendicion muchachos

[@ReturnerReturned]

thank you KZbin for suggesting me Spanish auto replies that I cannot read

[@am5era56]

@@ReturnerReturned your local bilingual viewer says: "what a blessing boys"

[@SrLolReal]

💀🤭 True

[@cat5323]

3:06 hes seen better days

[@allradohr8109]

i sadly have not

[@Khanical]

5:25 song?

[@ReturnerReturned]

the song doesnt exist

[@Khanical]

@@ReturnerReturned D:

[@lzdearing1234]

4:25 hitbox moment ...

[@lain8886]

is the mystery box still in the game?

[@ReturnerReturned]

ye

[@lain8886]

@@ReturnerReturned ok just standard?

[@ReturnerReturned]

@@lain8886 ye

[@AET-AA303]

i love 1.1 crim

[@coltpaterson2094]

i killed a 30k kit with 150 dolla weapon

[@NotSernik]

Why you killing noobs in casual? Why not standard?

[@ReturnerReturned]

dumbass bitch its a 1 year old video

[@NotSernik]

@@ReturnerReturned oh I see sory

[@gamering149]

yeah uhhh bfg losers after losing a 40k kit to a weapon you literally dont have to pay robux for and start out with

[@yanoviciadoaldw]

3:29 yo hablo español y dijo "pipipipi" y me dio pena pipipipi XD

[@nukerninegaming5785]

2:18 rip my c4

[@overchoicings5809]

"how do i get good at the game?" skill is DISPENSED to you, you MUST get an fps unlocker otherwise your recoil will be atrocious and will quite literally make you bad

[@ReturnerReturned]

fps doesn't affect recoil, it's fixed since 1.3, that fact is 1 year out of date lmao

[@overchoicings5809]

@@ReturnerReturned then what reduces recoil

[@ReturnerReturned]

@@overchoicings5809 controlling the recoil, its easy to control

[@overchoicings5809]

@@ReturnerReturned hold on lemme get good rq i'll check back later

[@based9516]

Its been 3 months did you get good?

[@Krafty.]

2:45 tbh is kinda sad.

[@урашка]

you have friend nelisbro he too my friend :)

[@aIexemre]

why purchase expensive goods on casual server

[@ReturnerReturned]

I don't care about virtual in-game currencies silly

[@DingoBadS2]

5:40 🥵🥵🥵

[@flankerrr]

2:44 I killed t3 kit with fal once, I had like metal bat and rage dose, then he just started running because of bat!! "IM BROKE" go kill people then and get cash because i have 1k always and idc

[@flankerrr]

but anyways, funni vid

[@Goldnothivg]

im the 5th like since i had this open and it says 3 minutes im real time traveler

[@real7854]

This mf playing roblox waw zombies when its like 10 on XBOX Lmaooo

[@fentanyIIl]

what reshade preset do you use

[@ReturnerReturned]

custom

[@justinhiolle6320]

I farm u and Ur Friend a month ago

[@foggyd8821]

chat glitch 0:42