Sam Riegel's Crash Pandas One-Shot

[@flandomaltrizian4603]

HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing 3:50 Caveats 5:00 Episode Starts 7:35 Reggie Burns 8:20 Rhinestone (AKA Traci) 9:45 Ringo 10:35 Izzie 11:50 Gooba 14:55 And now the car names 21:05 The back hood 32:30 Race starts 37:50 Fact checked- raccoons really are mostly colorblind 42:05 Front window kill 48:00 A stunt in the next Fast and Furious movie 50:00 The social media presence is real 52:30 Voltron 53:20 Sprocket Raccoon, the banana-eating Frenchman 55:05 The rules are clear 56:30 Blair Herter 57:20 Meta voice 1:04:10 Sam guesses car parts 1:04:45 Clear communication is important for GMing 1:05:40 Raccoon paternity 1:09:35 Rat intimidation 1:10:40 Don’t read into it 1:13:15 Giving the fingers 1:19:10 The catching game begins 1:25:35 Sam guesses more parts 1:28:55 Secret skunk 1:33:20 Fact checked- apparently, Travis is right 1:34:40 Big Paulie 1:37:30 More racer intros 1:41:40 Sam knows what a gas cap is 1:45:05 Second race begins 1:45:55 Poor Planning 1:47:55 Izzie fixes it 1:50:20 Throwing insults 1:53:50 The dad save 1:55:00 The LAX orphan walls 1:58:40 Ringo is bad with rockets 2:01:00 Rocket jump 2:03:10 More car parts 2:04:25 Sabotage and assassins 2:13:10 Confronting Roadkill 2:18:10 The banana peel maneuver 2:20:00 Character assassination 2:25:45 Jamba Juice always finds out 2:26:50 Skunk pouch 2:28:40 I was really waiting on that impression 2:30:50 Criss cross 2:34:25 Rabies 2:36:25 Benign tentacles 2:37:30 Chicken with a plane 2:38:55 Two engines? 2:39:50 Oh right, we fixed it 2:42:10 The blowing begins 2:46:00 Everyone gets what they want 2:50:05 Adorable child Between Twitch and KZbin, live viewership of this episode peaked around 12,000 people. Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. See you tomorrow

[@rictoectol9814]

Flando Maltrizian your the best homie.

[@OmniValor]

HOW?! lol

[@GameMasterToolbox]

Thank you.

[@GameMasterToolbox]

@@OmniValor I suspect he or she is on staff.

[@Deathven1482]

Scott we don’t question gods here. Only believe

[@TheBubblypumpkin]

"look for the red button!" "RED BUTTON"... Sam:, "Raccoons are color blind" "CRAP" LMAO

[@UseToPewProfessionally]

Chelsea that part made my laugh so hard 😆

[@defaultthedude]

I’m the 666th like.

[@MythicSierra]

I love that Sam doesn't know the basics about cars, but knows off the top of his head roughly how much of the raccoon population is rabid.

[@bernardorosales1927]

😂😅

[@adriaanadriaan123]

That's of course much more important

[@puettwillcox2250]

"The car does not explode... FOR A MOMENT...AND IT DEFINITELY EXPLODES"

[@everithh]

42:53 for those who need it

[@danielnesland8014]

Also kudos for the green flame effect on the exterminator's car somewhere around 44:30

[@benycollins4458]

Sam Riegel looks like he woke up, POUNDED a cup of coffee, and was like "Let's play raccoon D&D! I'll play the auctioneer!"

[@happythoughts700]

Lmao

[@brandendierker5873]

He looks like he missed shave day because he was planning for 6 days straight

[@Mikeztarp]

He didn't even drink coffee; he injected 1500 mg of caffeine intravenously.

[@wickedpissa25]

Watching this at 150% speed is the closest thing to cocaine I've experienced since the 1980s.

[@johnpaulcross424]

Good god you’re right

[@margaritastrateva6291]

Amazing

[@beccalami4967]

It’s even better on double speed! 😂🤣

[@jessegd6306]

Double speed for a bit, and then X.25 speed.

[@nikosaarinen3258]

It's been a year and nobody has asked what happened in the '80s

[@lalalight1551]

7 grown ass famous adults blowing a toy car across a finish line was the greatest thing I didn't know I needed to see

[@620n1]

I had to watch it again and my roommate just looked so confused while I was laughing on the ground.

[@leodarknesshelm]

I'm late getting into this but that shit was wild

[@Highwaym4n]

....SPOILERS....!?!!?

[@princessblazena]

@@Highwaym4n the comment section is for people to talk about the video. Don't blame others because you lack either the self control or the common sense to stay out of the comments until you've finish the video.

[@DetectiveLance]

@@Highwaym4n spoiled without context

[@branchtree448]

*rolls dice* "0 succeses" "That is exactly what you needed"

[@Sintarzus]

Well, it's like 10 on d20, not bad nor good

[@XpVersusVista]

@@Sintarzus not really, 0 successes is like a 1

[@sinsinchi6239]

@@XpVersusVista getting more than half your max die pool in failures is a 1. A 1 on a d6 is a failure and anything above is just no success.

[@benshepherd2419]

@@sinsinchi6239 you are more clear on the rules than Sam 😂

[@sinsinchi6239]

@@benshepherd2419 lol so yeah depending on your skill say if you have a 5, you can only fail on a 1 but if you have a 3 you can get a no success on a 3 or lower and pass on a 4 or higher

[@Helloitisjay]

Sam Riegel is chaotic good in its purest form

[@709mash]

With a capital C lol.

[@Colley_co]

Now I understand what that means lol

[@nathanrosich6584]

That’s what happens when a bard/rogue player becomes a GM

[@beafbuger]

good.....?

[@drbritishdude]

Chaotic neutral

[@danielgies3541]

"It's take-your-orphan-to-work day." was far funnier than anyone fully acknowledged.

[@izstrella]

I KNOW! It’s comedic genius with several puzzling levels, haha!

[@ceathedragonsaver1429]

One of the best quotes 😂

[@norvillesdingus3917]

Agreed!

[@elbruces]

Like, "MY orphan?" How does that work?

[@mitchellwilliam95]

@@elbruces So many strange things are implied -- lmao. Take your pick.

[@tuesdaynext7370]

"very empathetic tentacles" Now hang on, I thought Taliesin wasn't in this one.

[@esoteric_squid]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@rykadawnreaver2075]

Whoever drew their raccoon portraits is automatically amazing for somehow making Ringo look exactly like Liam! Dying laughing before game even starts :D

[@DTux5249]

I know XD

[@corvus1253]

I actually laughed out loud at that!

[@evaahh9584]

Jack Hart it’s his fursona

[@RamonCerrat]

the art is crazy good ! i love all of them, very talented artist

[@DurandalsFate]

The artist was Hugo Cardenas: twitter.com/criticalrole/status/1043320234805841921

[@ebony1442]

"Greetings, fellow humans. I am a race car driver, much like yourselves. I am definitely not five raccoons in a coat."

[@spacetearable]

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[@sirdubberz8297]

"we should trade this game for campaign 2" Matt: *"Well that makes it easier on me"*

[@ising2liv]

BIG MOOD

[@dragontruth3701]

I laughed so much at that

[@joelortiz3084]

We need a timestamp for this

[@Hilidude]

13:26

[@elbruces]

- he says in his character voice...

[@lilypad.7485]

liam : are you the top or the bottom matt, knowing exactly what he's saying and how the internet will take this : for you, I'll be the bottom

[@JRTIntervencion]

@purplerains 2:40:45 ;)

[@princessblazena]

I appreciated how flattered Liam was by Matt's answer😌😘

[@MrMrabcdefghijkl1234]

“Nope. You were very clear about that. I’m sorry.” The delivery was perfect 😂

[@BingoWizard]

I've never wanted something animated more than this oneshot.

[@erintomlin8147]

Kenneth8112 I would say true but I so want that dnd beyond cartoon lol

[@Taurusus]

I was just thinking about how amazing the Fan Art potential is for this episode. Can't wait!

[@yordletheater9989]

Hold my beer...

[@Hawkerra]

I started thinking halfway through that this would make an incredible animated movie.

[@DTux5249]

@@Hawkerra I think that's kinda the point of this entire system

[@user-kt9mu2fo7f]

Watching Matt play as a character in any form of roleplay and having to hold himself back from describing everything around him is so entertaining

[@Gldenbunny]

ありいArlee omg yes I said the same thing in the dimension 20 series he was in. Honestly he was amazing as he always is. You should definitely check it out if you haven’t just be warned you will become addicted to all content involving Brennan Lee mulligan if you’re not already.

[@jamesmaceaveli6679]

I need more stuff with Matt as a PC, where can I find moar, pleeeease.

[@SiNFPVGUAM]

🤣😂🤣 He's Killin me🤣😂🤣 "you got a pickle?"

[@ClaireDuhLune]

I have to do this since one of my players decided to DM for me and some extra spots for other IRL friends not in my campaign and sometimes I have to stop myself to respect how he handles his game.

[@urktheturtle2988]

Dimension 20, Escape the Bloodkeep

[@tylernelms4695]

I seriously spent the first hour of this game waiting for Sam to reveal that this was one of his elaborate D&D Beyond gag advertisements.

[@animaetmateria3578]

HAHAHA Plot twist, you are Sam, and this is your way of advertising it. This video was created solely for this comment

[@jpumbaa1]

Another plot twist! Its Black Willow hacking back in from the Ultracodex!

[@nbv6975]

I think we need to appreciate that in this game Vin Diesel was a core part of not 1, but 2 people’s backstories

[@tiffany02020]

11:38 “I’m not saying trash can’t get hammered, I’m just saying you can’t make little cubs that way” is such a fucking underrated line hahahaha

[@JustinWPruett]

This is a perfect example that having fun is the most important thing. Sam didn’t know half the rules, they added and subtracted some of them as they went. But it was a blast because everyone was totally on board and having a good time.

[@TheTrueRandomness]

The best thing about it is that it's a one page game. All the rules are on a single page xD

[@nathan8268]

Sams complete lack of knowledge when it comes to cars makes this a million times better.

[@handfulmousefly]

@@nathan8268 it helps that he leans into it too. He doesn't shy away from describing things, he just makes shit up and, as someone who also knows NOTHING about cars, it's the BEST.

[@elbruces]

This is what A really good rpg group can do. Unlike what you might believe according to most commenters it's not about knowing everything and doing everything "right."

[@rdmissey2084]

@@elbruces love this

[@Mongward]

I love how much ad-libbing goes into Sam's DMing. "I have no idea what I'm doing, this story makes no sense, let's get ridiculous, guys!". He's like a big child enthusiastically making stuff up for his best friends. This is fantastic.

[@edwinfrerichs8674]

Where is the lie?!

[@TheLearningDroid]

pretty much every DM adlibs like HELL. I remember sessions I ran where players went off plan 5 minutes in and then next 6 hours was me ad libbing. :D it comes with the job

[@Mongward]

I know, but compared to Matt or Liam Sam just makes shit up as he goes, with just a passing glance at a "plan" or "rules". Sam's entire style seems to be "sure, why not". Which is great, make no mistake. Much as I love Matts of Liam's style, Sam is just so animated and enthusiastic about it all.

[@babyplaneswalker341]

It's because he is a big child enthusiastically making stuff up for his best friends. And that's why we love him.

[@alecchristiaen4856]

i love how they all have their styles Matt has his detailed epic fantasy Taliesin is good with horror Liam takes interesting concepts to play with (like an IRL campaign, or the screw job (especially the secret agendas) and i am yet to see the other various one-shots, so i'll save a comment for those ones i've seen honey heist and bunions & flagons.

[@frostyenderman13]

"Criss cross! Kill Vin Diesel!" "The guy who told you kill Vin Diesel is dead!!" *pause "ALRIGHT!! WE'RE FINE!!!"

[@bigdream_dreambig]

"Look, I'm in a-- I'm in a bit of a pickle. Uh, I'm in a--" "You found a pickle?" "You have a pickle?!" 🦝😝🦝

[@digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928]

Please God someone timestamp the part where matt mercer says "I look at this demented raccoon and think back to all the people who've screwed me over and done me wrong, and then I say okay sure" please. It's too perfect.

[@lunasutcliffe]

1:17:16 is where the quote starts

[@digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928]

@@lunasutcliffe thank you, you beautiful person you. You've made my day. All the best to you.

[@scandalousbeans2591]

i love your username digginsaurousrick rick diggins man about town

[@digginsaurousrickrickdiggi928]

@@scandalousbeans2591 thank you! Made my mornin friend. Tiny heist is the best

[@pieman1227]

Wow. That carbon monoxide hallucination bit was one of the greatest moments of improv explanation for player insanity that I’ve ever witnessed...

[@tiktokfan5000]

YES

[@grahamfenn9060]

“I’m looking for something to kill a man” Ringo the accountant is out for blood

[@vampiric13]

"Back hood" is Sam's "Reverse Math" moment.

[@spacetearable]

When your butler brings you your car in the morning, what does HE call it??

[@mattrobinson5479]

@@spacetearable the boot?

[@sebbat9575]

Matt and Travis losing it when ther wives are talking= GOLD

[@shambhvilokre]

Timestamp?

[@ruthannemarie2668]

I’m dying because as soon as Sam starts his beginning monologue it’s like Matt is IMMEDIATELY possessed by a raccoon

[@Ristro44]

Sam: I don't know anything about cars. Me: that's ok. Very few people do Sam: describes Travis' character getting into the engine of a car. Me: oh.... he really doesn't... That's quite impressive...

[@sarahs.6667]

You seem interesting.

[@StoneCorazon]

The back hood lmaooooo

[@StoneCorazon]

A ball peen he says

[@ConvoyBebop]

"Afterburner?" *evrryone shaking their heads*

[@MrDrumStikz]

At some point I was thinking, "Has Sam ever SEEN a car?"

[@animefan3794]

Guy on motorcycle: “I’m oka-“ *gets hit by rocket and dies*

[@omatt2469]

I love how Vin Diesel (who voices Groot) ends up teaming up with a raccoon (who keeps using Rockets)

[@GenoKiller7]

So the babies

[@CJMGalaxy]

Ah, they're playing Crash Pandas! What a refreshing little break from the heaviness of the M9! "I'm Ringo, my cousin was brutally murdered, sending me on a self-destructive revenge rampage" Oh right, Liam's here, he brought the angst

[@dreamtween1495]

When ever I think of Liam angst I think of this Grr grr gar grr ger ger Love, Liam

[@kalamander8563]

Brought? He IS the angst!

[@TheFiddleFaddle]

*furrows brow*

[@TankCollinsProtectionSquad]

I love that at the very beginning Sam says flat out 'THERE AIN'T NO RULES!' because this is the most chaotic no rules just right thing I've ever seen.

[@DJhayesify]

Marisha: "Rhinestone, it's like jewels but trashier" got me bad

[@stella1996able]

*Marisha, but yeah same :D

[@DJhayesify]

@@stella1996able didn't notice the mistake, thanks

[@Altyrell]

Marisha's "Rhinestone" is the Raccoon version of "Tracey"

[@XerrolAvengerII]

Hell yes!

[@obscurredstar]

*DED*

[@lilorlybear1146]

This was absolute chaos from beginning to end, nothing made sense, Sam was like a kid tweaking out on a sugar high..... and I loved every single second of it lmfao.

[@darenmitchell5960]

“I know nothing about cars, racing, engines or tires!” Says the GM about to run a car racing RPG. Oh man this is going to be good!

[@darenmitchell5960]

“You pry open the backhood!”

[@ussyv3578]

"It goes right through the front window"

[@teacooper6485]

"And you know that he knows that you know that he knows,"

[@TheDanielcs]

Tyres* ;D

[@BlueEyesWhitePrivilege]

@@TheDanielcs we're Americans. It's tires

[@canniloni]

“I take my grappling hook..” “what the hell?? you have a grappling hook?!? I have a banana!!” i’m not even 30 mins in and i’m already dying

[@jerryharris876]

She does use the banana though.

[@HedaLexa]

Seeing your profile pic I need a Lexa Crash Pandas AU now 😄 🦝

[@canniloni]

@@HedaLexa lol lexa would be perfect for this

[@elpunk4463]

matt: maxine was beautiful, she had a lifestyle we had to maintain liam: notice the name starts with M marisha: HEY I FCKING LOST IT SKDNDJKSKKSK

[@thehumangerm]

2:40:33 Liam: "Are you the top or the Bottom? Matt: "For you I will be the bottom!"

[@makom2405]

As Liam said, way back in the first campaign "And that is the sound of one thousand artist's pencils beginning to draw."

[@SatyreIkon]

@@makom2405 Have a 69 likes for that (nice!)

[@SatyreIkon]

@@makom2405 Have a 69 likes for that (nice!)

[@leticiagraca1099]

And then Sam smile disappear for 5 seconds XD

[@Blossom_Screen]

matt's face was so red for the entire game from laughing so hard. im pretty sure they all cried from laughter at least once.

[@RDR911]

They’re all drinking lmao. Their faces are red because they’re drunk. Just listen to Marisha lmao, she’s giggling and shouting like a frat girl

[@aStudyInTeal]

I love absolutely everything about this one-shot but Sam's non-existent knowledge of cars had me in stitches pretty much the entire time. Quite sure “FRONT WINDOW?! I don’t even know the word ‘windhield’!” is the best sentence I have ever heard and I will cherish that memory forever :")

[@SaintDorado]

KZbin decided to make this video the first Critical Role content I've ever seen. I'm in.

[@TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll]

Bold choice by the algorithm, but it seems to know you well!

[@OniNoFro]

This one-shot absolutely reaffirmed my affection for Marisha and Sam. Sam's a comedic genius for running such an insane fun and entertaining story where giggle fits took priority Marisha for giving into the humour and laughing like a maniac. I'm so used to her playing Beau that this was amazingly refreshing.

[@eddiegalvan6284]

Show idea, Sam talking about things he doesn't know about. A Brief Explanation with Emmy Award Winner Sam Riegel.

[@zacharymathis2815]

Everything is content!

[@MythicSierra]

10/10 would watch

[@rarazalproductions519]

Make this a thing. Nothing too big, maybe about the lenght of a Handbooker Helper episode, but I'm sure it would be glorious. A Brief Explanation is also a great title.

[@seraphlord]

Yes please and thank you

[@MassiveFoot29]

Yes all of this

[@heinrichbestbier5458]

We need more of Matt as a player!

[@michaelmewhorter9942]

I think Sam has great potential for DM as well.

[@greganderson6691]

Agreed!

[@doctorbath-o7]

Yess

[@jerryc2475]

@JR Thomas the pirate campaign could happen soon >.>

[@greyborg3846]

It's always one shot characters though. I'd love to see what he'd make for a long form d&d campaign.

[@katekursive1370]

It's always so sweet to see how serious/excited Mercer gets about getting to be a player! :D

[@elijahford8915]

I've also noticed how proud he is to see his friends who when they started had never played dnd, to now Dming a social platform.

[@t.r.l.9818]

Always give your DMs a chance to be a player every once in a while. I love how our DM runs the game but because he's so good, it's always such a joy to have him as a player.

[@clockworklullaby8295]

"it's 2018 now, there are alot of interspecies relationships, you should get woke" dear god Marisha, split my sides

[@Wertzuio]

i mean we arent far off from corps and media promoting bestiality as well...

[@taylordwyer7253]

They really missed the opportunity to use “Vin Weasel”????

[@benbauer3426]

That's my next crash panda character.

[@Hawk7886]

too on the nose

[@J.Devitt]

I love how amazingly quickly and heavily Matt gets into his character. When Sam started and the rest were still relaxed, Matt already got his face and mannerisms into his character there and then, and mostly doesn't seem to break character thereafter that much (even between time when he doesn't necissarily need to semi-constantly hold his character). Holy shit Matt is good at what he does!!

[@ScoptOriginal]

I find it much more impressive when they switch between characters and their normal voices without a break and like it's nothing, which Matt does all the time too.

[@ambskater97]

@@ScoptOriginal Liam on the other hand owns whatever voice he has for his character the whole time. I remember how shocked I was to find he wasn't really English in Campaign 1.

[@shannononeill482]

@@ambskater97 Right?? I was like wait...He's a New Jersey boy and not actually from Jersey?

[@shannononeill482]

Matt's concentration face is the most adorable thing ever.

[@lightspeed4173]

Imagine how fun his and Marisha's house much be

[@kevins9205]

27:54 Matt literally said “I can certainly try”

[@ziforyu]

i lost it when i heard that

[@thehumangerm]

Still beaten by Matt saying, "For you I will be the bottom!" and everyone managed to refrain from comment.

[@moanilsson3448]

When you realise you DM too much

[@KickyFut]

You can take the Mercer out of the DM...

[@gabrielnovakk]

They're getting self aware

[@dhammer5842]

Vin Diesel must be the special guest for the next Crash Pandas.

[@Touven85]

This needs to happen!

[@JohnA...]

He has been on before, that isn't outside the spectrum of possibility.

[@dhammer5842]

When has Vin Diesel been on Critical Role? Are you thinking of Joe Manganiello?

[@JohnA...]

they did a one shot with him called "D & Diesel" for that witch hunter movie he did a couple years ago, turns out he is actually a D&D fan

[@dhammer5842]

Oh, one of the CelebriD&D things. I had not seen that one. Thanks man, and now this proclamation should definitely happen :)

[@munchkin5679]

As a brand new Critter I'm working through the oneshots and Good GOD this was fucking chaos... My stomach hurts from laughing so much and I have fallen even further in love with these dorks.

[@archaros]

7:19 When you see Matt making this face, you know that he is more in character playing a racoon than you ever did playing your own D&D characters.

[@cardboard-boxgames9308]

I love how Matt’s character has a twitching eye. Such nice attention to detail.

[@teacooper6485]

And how he keep scratching his nose like hes on crack...

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodDM]

And how he holds his arm as if in a cast? Mercer, king of the little details!

[@Maharetr]

Okay, for all that Sam's playing the "I don't know what i"m doing" card, 1:29:43 is a freaking masterful "...welp, THAT went weird, let's dial it back some" level of GMing. A+ work, Sam

[@ckannan90]

Yes!! That was such quick thinking, pulling it back on track while still incorporating a game breaking player decision into the narrative

[@dig8634]

And we got a bonus "Sam doesn't know shit about cars" gag when he said carbon dioxide XD This whole one-shot is just chaotic chaotic and it is gold all the way to the end

[@kaizen5023]

Ohhhh now I see what he did there! Thanks for pointing that out... yeah that was getting uncomfortable for a minute

[@wizkid5555]

"Potassium is a good source of Potassium, you're very smart to do that." - Sam Riegel 2018 53:50

[@davidthemonkeyv1]

Potassium. It's a good source of potassium.

[@haichie1341]

I've heard potassium is actually the best source of potassium

[@corgiw7281]

@@haichie1341 - y'all are missing the beginning of the sentence.

[@Eirud]

45:00 the tiny touch of the green fire for that camera angle on the exploded exterminator is absolutely gold. Such a small detail but it had me absolutely rolling. So good!

[@SirStarKnight]

Good catch!

[@pouncelygrin6699]

good eye xD

[@apharys8921]

"He'a got a grappling hook and duct tape, he's a tinkerer!" "Why do I have a banana?!" Omg this is amazingly ridiculous.

[@centaurian90]

And that banana saved Vin diesel

[@AksentNethariaFilm]

1:00:26 "Got a lot of friends that don't actually exist, so I've learned to... love everyone" is possibly the best one-liner I've ever heard.

[@frusteratedpenguin]

abso-fucking-lutely. wifey and I laughed and awwed at this simultaneously.

[@natalieflores7468]

26:23 ‘YOU HAVE A GRAPPLING HOOK?!?.... I HAVE A BANANA...’ 😂🤣

[@Bah56]

Little did she know how that banana would save the day in the end.

[@ussyv3578]

I love how Sam being a GM it's like playing Make Belief when you were 9. Well, I guess that's tabletop RPGs, right?

[@Laekri]

UssyV except tabletop RPGs have rules. When your friend pretend shoots you, you cant say "nuh uh! I blocked it with my invincible armor!"

[@ussyv3578]

@@Laekri Make Belief with rules then

[@dahobdahob]

When it's done right, yeah :)

[@sabinrawr]

I'm pretty sure that blowing the truck over the finish line was not part of the plan. You can see Sam facepalming when he realized exactly what his off-the-cuff weird thought produced... and it was epic!

[@annafantasia]

Yes!! All the car movements and random obstacles and stuff were SO much like little kids playing cars. Made me so happy

[@ofanichan]

I love that Marisha played an Instagram user and Laura played a Tumblr user

[@itzzbowserjr]

44:58 Whoever put that green fire over the wrecked car during the live stream deserves a raise

[@corgiw7281]

I was hoping it got noticed by more than just one or two!

[@jurlew4111]

That's what we said! XD

[@rebecca6565]

1:19:10 why do I get the feeling this was just an excuse to throw things at Matthew Mercer?

[@belenhernandoscocchi649]

Revenge on the DM... I understand

[@CrazyIrishmen7]

The irony is that this is about as realistic as any of the Fast and the Furious movies.

[@jpumbaa1]

Maybe more so.

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

You mean Fast and the Furriest?

[@narojdebeste]

2 fast 2 furrious

[@Squiglypig]

The Fuzzed and the Furriest.

[@chrisb4726]

@@notsoaveragejoe2622 I saw like 2 minutes of one of the later ones, two super jackin' spies jumping cars between buildings lol. So goofy I just couldn't dig it lol.

[@vortexxaegaeon1029]

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line Engines pumping and thumping in time The green light flashes, the flags go up Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup

[@GarfieldiusPrime]

Nice Cake reference

[@Jupiiter_Riising]

THEY DEFTLY MANEUVER AND MUSCLE FOR RANK FUEL BURNING FAST ON AN E M P T Y TANK RECKLESS AND WILD THEY POUR THROUGH THE TURNS

[@magsq193]

Gooba, Izzie, Rhinestone, and Reggie all come out of Pixar then along comes Ringo from HBO.

[@kendrajade6688]

....Reggie? Really?

[@lizzmartins125]

I mean Izzie did kill a guy.

[@sadiemcc9363]

Sam is the best GM--he just says yes to everything that will make the game more awesome

[@annemichelle8660]

Love that you wrote GM instead of DM, because we all know who gets the best DM title!

[@jeroen92]

@@annemichelle8660 Ashley

[@Shu-sama]

This was the best disney movie i ever saw.

[@tylerdmcgilvery]

Oh shit..... that would be epic.....

[@JCGver]

I'd pay good money to watch a movie of the pixar team animating a 2 hour voice acting improv by critical role

[@TheDanielcs]

Its because its Pixar's

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

This... actually would be a good one. Over the Hedge crossed with Fast & Furious

[@DTux5249]

@@tomaszskowronski1406 actually the summary of this game

[@ZachTangen]

Welcome to Sam Riege's Crash Pandas where the everything's made up and the points don't matter. ;) These one-shots are so much fun. This one had me laughing so hard. Thanks for putting this together Sam!

[@photogirl894]

Best. Comment. EVER!!

[@RoyalT400]

The points don't matter. The points don't matter. The points don't matter.

[@EmmaW5]

1:13:50 Matt: "Two in the granny one in the panty!" *Cast groans in disgust* Sam: "MERCER! This is for CHARITY!!"

[@michaelbonyak3517]

Yeah. I expected that from sam or liam. Maybe Laura. But from mercer? He needs to let loose more often cause that was hilarious

[@TheSpencermacdougall]

Oh so that's what he said! Lmao.

[@dranesummy6007]

"The car does not explode... FOR A MOMENT...AND IT DEFINITELY EXPLODES"

[@trikkinikki6843]

I was eating when he said that. I was not eating afterwards.

[@TXfreakmagnet]

This made me do a legit spit take with my adult beverage of choice. Mercer-as-player is my favorite.

[@jasmineregnier3075]

This is the greatest thing I've ever watched! The fact that Sam hardly knew what was going on, the complete lack of car knowledge, and the randomness of being raccoons and the random items they all had at the beginning made for a hilariously chaotic one-shot.

[@bdj_tvk]

1:11:13 Holy shit, Matt put some real strength into that line. It just shows how much fun games like these can just have some amazing moments.

[@lucasm.3864]

Sam is a master of chaos. This was amazing.

[@bcn1gh7h4wk]

Chaotic Good.

[@lucasm.3864]

No, his alignment is Chaotic Great.

[@nikhilbhavani981]

Chaotic President

[@Accolonian]

"It's 2018, there is a lot of inter species relationships. You should.." [Travis laughs and drowns out Marisha] "I'm not saying that trash can't be hammered, i'm saying you can't make cubs that way". How does he just come up with that!?

[@Altom85]

Marisha said "you should get woke"

[@WaveShock007]

Because....he is Travis Willingham.

[@BentonJZWilliams]

I continue to believe that Sam needs to GM a game of Paranoia.

[@trezalkapeliskova2121]

This one-shot has exactly the same energy as me and my sister sitting on a floor playing with action figures when we were kids and I couldn't be happier with it.

[@croberts576]

Im so painfully aware that Sam is the only one not drunk and I kind of love it because he may as well be.

[@nsdays88]

I love how Matt looks like the lack of continuity, and fluid rule-set, is driving him mad.

[@quash]

watching laura lose her mind cause of laughing so hard at 2:42:40 is just amazing. ive watched it so many times

[@annafantasia]

SAME

[@iPhoneeditor]

Liam goes straight homicidal in one shots xD

[@VitaNewbo]

Well, critical roll is too PG to let him do that. Also, Matt would hold him responsible. Lets all be honest, though. Caleb would kill given the chance.

[@jash51772]

He has nothing on chutney

[@FosterF.]

@@VitaNewbo “PG” need i remind you of the gelded dick-handed Traveler cleric?

[@1SunnyDaze0]

@@VitaNewbo Friendly reminder of Vox Machina's campaign against the elderly lol.

[@hawkmore]

@@VitaNewbo This aged well Caleb DID go straight homicidal when he got the chance

[@gwynething]

Everyone leaning in together and blowing air all over eachother is so deeply pre-covid

[@JordanAK907]

Yeah them all blowing the car over the finish line at 2:42:00 would never happen today, but it was so hilarious lmao

[@hedonisticmilk]

not enough people are acknowledging how accurate liam's raccoon growl was

[@FatalLordAce]

Are they just going ignore that liam said “I’m not saying that TRASH CAN’T BE HAMMERED” 🤣

[@blairbird8022]

Sam: Any questions before we start guys? Laura: Where do babies come from?

[@ellerealyay1293]

Blair Bird says the woman has had a kid

[@blairbird8022]

@@ellerealyay1293 Pretty sure that was the joke.

[@Accolonian]

Traci is back. And she is a... raccon?

[@Taneth]

That would be the work of a Reincarnate spell

[@rarazalproductions519]

Half raccoon, half skunk apparently.

[@seraphlord]

Yeah i feel like a huge opportunity was missed by not calling her that XD

[@nairocamilo]

Trash digger, question mark?

[@Made2Monk]

Liam’s quiet “It’s really not a problem for me” when Blair/Baldpaw is talking about how uncomfortable it is to rp getting intimate with Sam at 😂😂😂 Edit: 1:14:50

[@zgblanche1815]

UNDERRATED MOMENT

[@princessblazena]

I had to go back and watch it again, it's such a cute moment 😍😊😊

[@canniloni]

the cr guys are generally so comfortable with that which is one thing i really love about them. there are never any “ohh no what about masculinity!!” situations with them

[@1SunnyDaze0]

To be fair, Sam is Liam's husband

[@sturdyblastoff9300]

@@canniloni That guy is Sam’s brother, it’s pretty weird nothing to do with “toxic masculinity”

[@wasitum]

I think we all need to send good thoughts (and money) to Grant Howitt, because thanks to his one page games, we got this magnificent moment of mayhem (and also the 3 Honey Heist one-shots)

[@21cracer21]

21:05 "Back hood" is Sam's "Reverse Math".

[@QemeH]

Well... since he then described the engine to be there, it actually WAS an engine hood in the back. As Travis commented, this is very unusual for american build cars, but there are some german and italian models (most notably Porsche and Fiat 500) that have their trunk/boot in the front and their engine housing in the back.

[@spacetearable]

When your butler brings you your car in the morning, what does HE call it!?

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

@@QemeH It was an ice cream truck. with a back door that many pandas jumped through during the game. He immediately forgot that the engine is in the way, until it was relevant becouse the "front one" got destroyed. It was hillarious. I loved it.

[@sethsybrandy3218]

Man, 21:00 already made me cry laughing holy shit. Sam really does know nothing about cars. Also, "You were very clear about that, I'm sorry," at 54:50.

[@forceoflazy]

"c) Oh shit I didn't write the correct answer" is the only correct answer from now on

[@jacksonrigdon652]

It's a shame Matt can't play more often. His acting in this episode is incredible

[@najadetwo22]

Blair when he has to seduce the old lady: "It's still Sam, you know what I mean? How do you guys do this?" Liam: "It's really not a problem for me."

[@RaptorsVevo]

I love the fact that this show has always been so charitable. Gotta give mad respect to everyone behind critical role, an absolute wonderful bunch

[@DonoftheShade]

To be fair, without their input and the incentives given these donations would have never happened.

[@BaTeOo7]

I think the mad respect should go to the fans and critters. Sure the show opens up the avenue for these charities to get the publicity needed to earn donations, but I think it's the amazingly generous critters that deserve that respect more than the platform of Critical Role itself. I mean it's insane how much money these guys can generate just from being a show on the internet and it's always for a good cause. I love Critical Role for opening up this avenue for charities, but I respect the fans for supporting them!

[@BaTeOo7]

If you see it from the perspective of the charities, it takes a lot of effort to get word out for people to donate to an organization. With the reach that this show provides and the insane generosity of the community they have developed from this show alone that can earn thousands of dollars for a cause, I think the cast deserves some credit. And they do it in such an entertaining way that everyone can enjoy while feeling good about being a contributor to a cause! Have some positivity in your life buddy! We're all just trying to make the world a better place.

[@ElliWoelfin]

I do not think people who cannot help themselves deserve it. Not a bizzare or unheard of concept.

[@RaptorsVevo]

Its certainly not unheard of, but it definitely is a very cruel way to view the world. If you woke up one day and found out you had a life threatening illness and had nothing you could do about it, you'd likely wish for help. Its really a matter of empathy above anything else, which evidently, you lack.

[@ReverendBonz]

Somewhere. Vin is watching this, wondering how you managed to figure out about what he did in his past and is very upset.

[@michaelbonyak3517]

Imdb is amazing lol

[@goobermonkey2]

Happy babies,

[@goobermonkey2]

T

[@kabhes9040]

@@michaelbonyak3517 what is with imdb

[@michaelbonyak3517]

@@kabhes9040 sam looking up vins acting history on IMDB.com

[@TimdeVisser86]

In this game I learned that Vin Diesel is a furry and Matthew Mercer is a bottom.

[@lunatrans424]

He specifics that he is a bottom for Liam so probably a switch if anything

[@cherry-bk2yr]

this collection of words is something i never could’ve predicted reading but it’s brought me such joy

[@jessegd6306]

Vin Diesel is a furry? More like Vin Wiesel.

[@FatalHog]

@@lunatrans424 I mean.... to be fair, i dont think marisha would let him be a top... just sayin

[@henryfender5408]

In this game I learned that Vin Diesel is a furry and Matthew Mercer is a bottom.

[@FoggyMemoryProductions]

I have watched this 3 times now & Ringo is still my favorite introduction. Mainly because the voice Liam chose felt the most natural to the character portrait.