Critiquing Classical - The Headgum Podcast - 195

[@Headgum]

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[@TheUsualOfficial]

Whenever the wonderful Allie is on the show, it gives off an energy where Geoff is a younger cousin with an imaginary store and Allie is using fake money to buy fake food just to kindly go along with the bit. In a way, she is the realest thing about this show.

[@TheUsualOfficial]

23:50

[@dclarkmusic]

She is us

[@chrisliden716]

Dude I am obsessed with the new headgum podcast episode. It’s been out for nearly an hour and I’ve already heard the first 3 seconds!!

[@BrainRotVideosAF]

So you listened to one part of the AD, and you're still this active in the subreddit?

[@chrisliden716]

@@BrainRotVideosAF you don’t have to know stuff, to be ANGRY about stuff. You just have to have an opinion DUMMY!

[@chrisliden716]

⁠@@BrainRotVideosAFdoes posting there make me a lawyer? I mean I’m definitely at least a detective for it

[@devgonewild839]

This pod isn't Curb Your Enthusiasm, it's Disturbed by Geoff's Sarcasm. Here's to 13 more seasons before being absolutely canceled

[@TheArchsage74]

Genuine props to Geoff for how creatively awful each segment is

[@agneseditsstuff]

I fucking love Casey's outfit. Allie is gorgeous as always. Amir doesn't look bad. Geoff

[@MOTHforLife]

That inspirational speech absolutely killed me. The pure chaos of the music, the slowly increasing volume, the dirt metaphor. Flawless

[@austinsanders4039]

I can tell right from the start that this will definitely be remembered as one of the episodes of the Headgum Podcast.

[@karyharps]

For the past month I think i've listened to about 4hours of this podcast per day and Im either inches from dying or stronger than ever before

[@jakedemedeiros9978]

LOVE Allie. Big fan.

[@Gunwing-pt5qy]

This episode is the equivalent of trying to untangle wires

[@elliotkeil6063]

Aw phooey. Another Friday marred. Torched like singed grains. Edit: my cousin dated Lucy Sanctions

[@BaconManProd]

You can lead a horse to water... Critiquing Classical deserved better guests!

[@Hossyboy420]

Casey killing it as always, also why is Geoff so well lit in this

[@benlittleforest]

"you can't cut the silences" but you didn't, before, at all. I used to think my podcast app had paused the show, but no, it was just a very long, awkward pause. Uncomfortable. Sometimes the app *had* paused!!

[@benlittleforest]

But at a certain point, I took the app pausing as a sign from God, or otherwise, that i shouldn't continue listening.

[@sinn1sl0ken]

I used to note the “dead silence of the week” after listening to each episode. MANY were multiple seconds long and apropos of nothing.

[@Nidht]

Geoff out here judging Amir's myriad skin conditions while completely ignoring his horrid thankles (thin ankles) and thwrists (thick wrists), and it's honestly understandable and more than acceptable.

[@Thickolas]

It shames me to admit but I was weirdly moved by Geoff's inspirational screed. But that's probably less to do with him and more that I'm just a true believer in... well, Kahan

[@DonJewxote]

Amir is obsessed with that can of soda

[@Jholl53]

So glad Headgum can write off Geoffs podcasts as a charitable donation becuase otherwise they would be losing so much money! Actually... Headgum should be thanking Geoff for making them profitable!

[@scottmiller3444]

Should i listen past 19th minute? Does it get

[@pootercakes1431]

It doesn’t

[@skalty9868]

The copy on the Betterhelp ad was maybe the worst I’ve ever heard

[@agneseditsstuff]

yes lmao

[@carltonascarf7694]

for the music segment, I get the feeling geoff has watched a clockwork orange for the first time recently

[@ejoshcoron]

43:15 Good rant 😂😂

[@sinn1sl0ken]

Wait… Geoff’s kinda cooking with this ending speech. Excellent ep.

[@danvera7672]

Amir is surprisingly and handsomely dressed to the FIENNES, Ralph or otherwise. Honestly everyone on this episode looks gorgeous as hell and I love that. As soon as my brain recognized that another episode of this podcast was uploaded, my stomach spontaneously created an ulcer in response. My ankles are thinning with each passing second, and I keep spilling pints of cold brew all over my carpet. Cheers everyone🎉🎉

[@BoolyK]

Try not to cry challenge --impossible (no Marika)

[@nutmaster652]

Allie is just so. She is reaching Marika levels of necessary to make this show a *something burger.*

[@donotworried]

Best part of my weekend! ❤

[@dylanj00]

Allie is the best always a good day when I see her on the pod. Unfortunately Geoff is also there so I guess net fine

[@SummerLove047]

net CHINE

[@danvera7672]

@@SummerLove047green or otherwise

[@CheeseyBabyLoueNo2]

I love it when they compared the ankle to something but didn't show or mention what they were comparing it to

[@3scotto]

Amir is wrong for that sock and shoe combo. Thanks for another masterful shitpost!

[@fun-fu2283]

42:14 SO sensitive lol

[@wesleybacon]

25:20 critiquing thankle

[@RodneysRice]

All I hear is Beethoven whenever I watch the Headgum Podcast... so yes, I am deaf

[@AfroNinja720]

That was a great inspirational speech at the end

[@SummerLove047]

I swear Ashmeer has picked Jannik as his BotW before

[@GregTurismo]

Classical music is the best music and anyone worth a lick of chops should be able to podcast the entire time while in the classical music container

[@Boopbeeboopdeboop]

Allie KAHAN get it (my admiration)

[@flipdiesel9652]

Yo Geoffrey you rock brother 🎸 😎

[@VICloudkicker]

My Bond of the Week is Cillian Murphy, known for playing Robert J. Oppenheimer. We need STAR POWER in the James Bond cinematic swing, and Cillian is just the person we need to avoid a James Bomb.

[@brianyobbz497]

Geoffrey “Amalgam in The Middle” James

[@BuckBeocca]

Once again the theme song is the high point of the episode.

[@Jo-tl2fe]

What does it say about me that I was actually getting pumped up to Geoff’s inspiration? Put me in a rice burning mood, that is to say, fine

[@clipz2520]

Ep was saved by the incredible speech at the end 😂

[@GregTurismo]

51:43 how I imagine all the grumpy commenters listen to the show

[@notgnome7245]

I am favorable towards this podcast.

[@Profy00]

We need a Geoff STOC for sure

[@nicktoons125]

I hate that I got excited by seeing this in my notifications.

[@GregTurismo]

That dude got a diamond put in his forehead. That’s what Casey was asking about.

[@TheHaggardRy]

Jeff speaks as if an AI chatbot where a human person

[@benjaminhovda1148]

Is it sad that I look forward to a new ep of the headgum podcast every Friday? Yeah that's pretty sad.

[@papakep]

omg... classical music underscoring classic headgum podcast arguing is really good?

[@Reecef266]

I really miss the old sound effects.

[@GregTurismo]

Same. I thought the ussr anthem was funny and I need more what’s that

[@cheddarandsourcream]

Allie is so hot. Geoff, cut your hair already man.

[@C4rps]

The inspiring Allie bit was chine

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

Jesus i forgot this existed for a lone time

[@BigMcChriss]

Ok ep but REALLY tired of hearing about Casey's movies. Enough.

[@gregmathews1980]

Geoff is joison in my ear

[@Brett.A]

Where is Marika???? Leaving off the only good thing about this pod routinely, really makes you understand why Geoff is 1099

[@bobsonny]

Bold of you to say when Allie is right there

[@Brett.A]

@@bobsonny I said what I said

[@ameliathomas3856]

Allie was on fire this episode. And Geoff should be fired for this episode.

[@99germfree]

sax!

[@Qwerasd]

Great overlapping dialog, Geoff.... NOT!

[@Forthelulz01]

So, I'm confused by this podcast. It seems like each segment is extremely random and everyone is kind of made to talk about it... but why? I can't really say for sure and maybe this is just my crappy observational skills at work, but it doesn't seem like the crew is very interested. Is that just me or?

[@Sunroc]

You ever go to a fancy restaurant and they offer a well known dish and say it's "a deconstructed burger"? Then it comes out and it's a Salisbury steak with a single piece of lettuce next to it and it's plainly worse. This podcast is a lot like that, but for comedy.

[@vincentmedic4609]

05:22 Geoff & Casey Geoff and no one else: Fe-Ra-Ri! Fe-Ra-Ri! Geoff enthusiastically searching for acknowledgement: Right? Casey not really listening: ... Yeah it's crazy. Amir & Geoff Amir not acknowledging Geoff's chant at all: Why did he leave? Geoff under his breath immediately after: Why didn't you chant?...

[@GregTurismo]

This is day 51 of asking Geoff if I can be on the podcast

[@bradygalen7660]

It’s not a song it’s a PIECE. Like this show isn’t a song, it’s a PIECE….of garbage

[@GregTurismo]

😂

[@grlluigi]

joison

[@captainautobots]

14:11 ad ends (better help sux) This EP was a little too annoying with Geoff's high-pitched screaming.

[@StuartM62]

Firs time here?