Happy Friday our Scissor Siblings! We are on the road to 50k subscribers! Help our Scissor Family grow by liking, commenting, and telling a friend about the show! We love making this show for you and we are considering doing a Patreon with Bonus content, Gaming, Vlogs, Unboxings, etc. Is that something you would be interested in? Comment below! Thank you all for your incredible support, and we are so stoked to be on this dope journey with you! Enjoy the episode wherever you are and take a moment to know that you are loved and we are grateful for you! Your Scissor Bros, Jeremiah and Steve ✂️ ✂️
@rickeykoga23123 жыл бұрын
✂️ SCISSOR BROS IS PSYCHEDELIC ✂️
@rickeykoga23123 жыл бұрын
Just got my Scissor Bros shirt!!! Snip snip baybay, happy Friday
@TodayUnEarthed3 жыл бұрын
You guys should do an entire episode based around Challenges ----- An Ironman Episode ----Show the viewers who the REAL scissor bro is
@umaberry3 жыл бұрын
This podcast is so blissful ✂️❤️✂️❤️✂️✂️ fuck yea
@karenp48803 жыл бұрын
Definitely interested in a Patreon for all that! ✂️✂️✂️
@nestab27623 жыл бұрын
Bobby and Andrew talking about Jerimiah showing up with a bag of lays chips on Bad Friends 🤣🤣🤣
@PearlDrumsHead3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.Swartz *chips ahoy
@fishseason1013 жыл бұрын
Its a kansas thing, I never go to anyone's house without the lays and cookies. #dollerstore
@rhinoakee3 жыл бұрын
"We got it handled Jerry"
@katythornton173 жыл бұрын
I forgot about that 😂😂😂
@andrewblanchette44153 жыл бұрын
Chips ahoy*
@mikeomgwtf3 жыл бұрын
If any Canadians wanna order merch, mine only took 9 days to get here. So don't be worried about the long shipping estimate times, their merch team are killing it . Love my shirt, thanks Bros! ✂️
@melissab11973 жыл бұрын
Cool! Thx bro, MB ✂️👧
@melissamallett89773 жыл бұрын
I received my Bad Friends tee and it took about a week. I was really impressed!
@Mr.PepeSilvia3 жыл бұрын
Steebee yelling "what a great day" into Jeremiah's crotch and meaning it😂
@galaxyspace763 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@StayGoldGun3 жыл бұрын
I literally rolled on the floor laughing when Jeremiah lost the third time.
@rajanjayesh18863 жыл бұрын
This is the high that should be promoted. These guys literally bring out positivity.
@DK-yn6gj3 жыл бұрын
Steebee always trying to get the last note on the songs then Jeramiah sneaks one in right at the end. 😂
@brwndogg8313 жыл бұрын
Lol had to finish the whole podcast just cause of this comment lol
@nahbrown65263 жыл бұрын
The way Steebee grabs Jerimiah’s ankles to get to the nuts has me in stitches
@spacewolf_dan87943 жыл бұрын
Dude i was shaking crying when Jeremiah got the 3rd tooth. Tears were flowing
@Abstract58833 жыл бұрын
I'm so deeply depressed but I hope to lose myself in here for the next hour or so. You guys are pretty lucky. Thank you
@baka413 жыл бұрын
Hang in there scissor bro ✂️
@Audiofatuation3 жыл бұрын
Rough day for this sister too
@Moon-littt3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes Rock beats Scissors, but Scissors always beats paper so keep on snippin’ my fellow ScissorBro! ✂️❤️
@naputasi72183 жыл бұрын
@@Moon-littt actually v inspirational. Thanks for the kind words.
@nudetayne16173 жыл бұрын
Scissor family is here for you we love you ✂️
@jesussavemylife7203 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah improv acting is top tear... those tears and the crying for the broken flute was so good
@calebkdesign3 жыл бұрын
Scissor bro mornings really give my Friday a freaky start. Shout-out to my scissor siblings!
@TrailerTalesPod3 жыл бұрын
shout out to you Scissor Sibling!
@Sirbossman3 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for this podcast to blow up so i can brag about being here since “good friends”
@SystemofaDowns Жыл бұрын
🤘✂️🤘
@guesswho3433 жыл бұрын
Steebee's happy dance lol 😅🤣✂️
@se7en5ins353 жыл бұрын
I just ate an 1/8 of magic mushies, START THE SHOW!
@TrailerTalesPod3 жыл бұрын
🍄 ✂️
@notchedbandit3 жыл бұрын
My man be microdosing.
@mrs.h27253 жыл бұрын
Microdosing while hiking is the bees knees. The boys should do a shroom hike and film it for their scissor siblings.
@PearlDrumsHead3 жыл бұрын
@@notchedbandit god the misinformation these days is appalling. If you think an 1/8 is microdosing. Try taking that much and function normally in your life like you would with an ACTUAL .2-.5 microdose.
@AlexChecho3 жыл бұрын
@@mrs.h2725 Gosharoonie, that would be swell! But Steebee is sober and I don’t think Jeremiah would do it
@davidsantoyo94773 жыл бұрын
The enjoyment of SteeBee winning is priceless!!!! - “O you just want to get to my nuts.” HILARIOUS!!!!
@jasonkemppainen47313 жыл бұрын
Jeramiah “I think it’s nutshots.” Stebee 😳🙃
@tommydizzay16483 жыл бұрын
49:30 it fucking killed me when Steve spread Jeremiahs legs saying “what a great day”
@tonypino54153 жыл бұрын
I got a serious cult leader vibe when Steve said "our family is expanding".
@tsmcghee89073 жыл бұрын
lol I wish I could get Steebee to do his victory dance around me whenever I succeed at anything
@charliedog293 жыл бұрын
This will 100% be my first patron experience and I CANNOT wait
@rickeykoga23123 жыл бұрын
Alright people, get your acid and shrooms ready, you know what time of the week it is! ✂️ SCISSOR BROS IS PSYCHEDELIC ✂️
@skinnypepperwood3 жыл бұрын
2cb heads stand up!!!!
@sneakyalpaca51673 жыл бұрын
keep in mind ppl lsd was created by scientist to attempt to control and harm ppl... just like covid stick to shrooms
@melissamallett89773 жыл бұрын
I am 41 and experienced shrooms for the first time and what a trip. This episode is perfect vibe for the psychonauts!
@highguy73873 жыл бұрын
@@sneakyalpaca5167 lol
@KingYahtzee3 жыл бұрын
@@sneakyalpaca5167 say what? It was created unintentionally by the chemist Hoffmann, who was studying ergot and ergoline alkaloids. It is true that intelligence agencies eventually tried to use LSD and many other drugs to control people. It wasn't created by them for that reason though. It's like almost all technology: some use it for good, some for evil.
@WallxFlower3 жыл бұрын
The pure silliness of this podcast never disappoints ✂️
@disappr0val3 жыл бұрын
yuh ain’t no growin up ova here
@SeanIn60Secs3 жыл бұрын
Scissor bros is like the modern day Friday morning cartoons ✂️
@deaderthendead0416 ай бұрын
Not anymore😢
@t.m.itimmarkham52963 жыл бұрын
Honestly.. every Friday I do a 14hr shift and this is the best bit of joy to end the day you guys are legends. GREAT episode haha
@leetorchill3 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah dancing to the camera brings me so much joy ✂️✂️✂️🕺🕺🕺
@Raool10143 жыл бұрын
Scissor bros is one of the most entertaining podcasts around in my opinion! I look forward to watching every week
@botre65053 жыл бұрын
Friday just got way better
@DanDu-ip6gd3 жыл бұрын
The amount of editing work that goes into this is amazing. crazy entertaining!
@karenp48803 жыл бұрын
Got my coffee, got my scissor bros, couldn’t ask for a better morning 🥰👏✂️
@mugiwaravic6883 жыл бұрын
Shoutouts to the female listeners!
@bearded_z0mbiegaming1083 жыл бұрын
Want a scissor bro to keep you company? 😂🤦
@kobinho19173 жыл бұрын
@@bearded_z0mbiegaming108 that's scincest
@TheIgnorantAlecTani3 жыл бұрын
✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️
@fisty5393 жыл бұрын
got my shrooms, my ketamine and I couldnhjvbgqaíg
@Emerald_Manos3 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah with the Chips Ahoy cookies at Bobby’s July 4th party 😂
@larzpric3773 жыл бұрын
i like how the giraffe is the only one who asks about andreas
@YesDear-k3r3 жыл бұрын
Awww, don't cry Jeremiah. It was just an accident that you broke that Zelda flute.
@kayak23543 жыл бұрын
I love this! It gets better every week. Always stay for Gerald. Stay Golden.
@Tac0maAr0ma3 жыл бұрын
Psilocybin Bros 🍄✂️🔥
@Ben-pz7wo3 жыл бұрын
Bad friends Monday, scissor bro’s Friday. Talk about starting AND ending my work week amazingly
@gehrkedesign3 жыл бұрын
The best part of waking up is scissors in your cup
@ronpete89193 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah's songs are so sick
@grantpowell41353 жыл бұрын
Never been more anxiety ridden then when they were playing crocodile roulette. Poor J.Wat
@ERlrg3 жыл бұрын
The continued “can I add the music later” bit by Jeremiah fondly reminds me of the ceremonious “congratulatory Super bowl mention” on ‘Hey Babe’ pod..Which leads me into wanting a ‘Scissor Bros’ X ‘Hey Babe’ cross over ep if ever at all possible in future 🤞🏼✂️🤞🏼✂️🤞🏼✂️🤞🏼✂️🤞🏼✂️🤞🏼✂️🤞🏼
@mikesullivan71533 жыл бұрын
I'm saving this episode for tonights mushrooms 🎉🙏🏻✌🏻✂️
@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI3 жыл бұрын
Safe travels👽🖖🏼
@lloydmiller31503 жыл бұрын
Hahhaaaaa sounds exhilarating
@rickeykoga23123 жыл бұрын
How many grams, brother?
@mikesullivan71533 жыл бұрын
5 dried grams is my go to dose! Usually take it in silent darkness 😉 but this dose is not for the weak!!! Mushrooms can save the 🌎
@lloydmiller31503 жыл бұрын
@@mikesullivan7153 good job buddy
@XtheroCKER21X3 жыл бұрын
54:20 Jeremiah looks ill after that challenge 😂😂😂
@thankmelater2153 жыл бұрын
The celebration dance 😂😂😂😂😂 “ok now let me see your scrodom” 😂😂😂
@larzpric3773 жыл бұрын
when i have my headphones on and you guys start making wet reptile noises i go into a trance
@bradbutler79113 жыл бұрын
I believe a wet reptile is an amphibian
@BattleBro773 жыл бұрын
@@bradbutler7911 the turtle cult would like a word
@lahleslie52513 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@Sleeepg3 жыл бұрын
the super nintendo challenge was one of the best challenges so far.
@pixiestars3 жыл бұрын
Yes to Patreon!!! ✂️✂️✂️
@MadCowMusic3 жыл бұрын
I just smoked 2 joints, to get that little micro-dose action going, all the scissors in the house are gathered up and ready to go! Now it's time to start the show!
@producedbyAntonio3 жыл бұрын
"Thrike stree and you're out"
@vince_iz_n33t73 жыл бұрын
Bro I cheese so hard when I see there's a new episode, y'all are great.
@TrailerTalesPod3 жыл бұрын
🧀 ✂️
@j.t.molina72233 жыл бұрын
2:35 its goes "were always here for you" RIGHT into "wake me up when september ends." i have a gift
@jeffritten59903 жыл бұрын
“Ok are you ready for your Nuts” best line ever this needs to be a T-shirt while the scissor bros bros ride walnuts or cashews over a rainbow
@reubenaitken-till71553 жыл бұрын
Best show on the internet
@nudetayne16173 жыл бұрын
✂️ Phenomenal introduction. ✂️ I forced my whole family to subscribe. ✂️ Even my Grandma. ✂️
@andrestein60223 жыл бұрын
Some under duress right?
@nudetayne16173 жыл бұрын
@@andrestein6022 i had ✂️ in both hands
@mrs.h27253 жыл бұрын
Spreading the good word is our duty as devote scissor siblings.
@lazylion4203 жыл бұрын
51:44 Jeremiah's frustration at his own bad luck is priceless
@lilwatersocks3 жыл бұрын
Just ate a half oz of tryptophan, bout to watch scissor bros ✂✂
@TrailerTalesPod3 жыл бұрын
woaaaahhhhhh
@dougphony22073 жыл бұрын
But seriously, I've NEVER seen Steve look happier or healthier than this episode. I think everything that has been going on with him the past year has finally started to turn into something positive and good for him. I know it's not a funny comment but I can really see it.
@gameonfishing25063 жыл бұрын
How could I have a bad Friday when it starts with my scissor Bros ✂️
@TrailerTalesPod3 жыл бұрын
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
@davidgraham18273 жыл бұрын
This is the train ride I take after an awful week to get me back in the zone. Scissor brothers for life. xXx
@Magnificent_Mustang3 жыл бұрын
✂️✂️Started my day with my Scissor Bros. It’s a FANTASTIC morning!!🌈❤️🌞✂️✂️
@ryanhastings45212 жыл бұрын
Man this podcast is not even a podcast. It’s a revolutionary night time day time talk show extravaganza
@ajcook30693 жыл бұрын
Finally a dance I can do while I sit at my desk . Shoulders!!!
@changit0l3urrit03 жыл бұрын
Yoooooo!!!! I just saw our boy Jeremiah in San Antonio last night. Broo, you did fucking amazing. I understand the crowd was shit but i was busting out. Can't wait for the challenge on this vid today too
@ilovefrogsALOT013 жыл бұрын
These two doing challenges is my favorite thing on youtube. Laying in bed sick ive rewatched every challenge they've done like 5 times. A genuine thank you for the hilarious content.
@Sergeant6663 жыл бұрын
Scissor brooooos! Love you scissor sibs! RIP Ocarina of time for a limited time 😢😢😢
@jenburns81773 жыл бұрын
Stevebbeeeeee is so soft and kind all the time it's always great to see and hear him
@Ertdoinn3 жыл бұрын
“I cant wait to git at those nuts my friend!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
@maiyicheng3 жыл бұрын
I love the multiple perspectives I've heard about this Fourth of July party this week.
@deeky14753 жыл бұрын
As a younger brother, I'm taking this call to action ✊
@sukoiy82083 жыл бұрын
Intro song was powerful ✂️✂️✂️🥺❤️
@Kimbop7183 жыл бұрын
No one: Absolutely no one: steebee: LET ME SEE YOUR NUTS DUDE
@TheAmandaboyle3 жыл бұрын
First time watching ✂️ bros, I and my 15 year old son thought it was great 🤣
@christiancrockett91183 жыл бұрын
I’ve never been this early to the comments. ✂️ bro’s for life
@TrailerTalesPod3 жыл бұрын
and we thank you!
@danieldahl333 жыл бұрын
For liiiife bro
@octavefuzz.3 жыл бұрын
The ocarina of scissors will never be forgotten ✂️✂️✂️
@jc-vc2qt3 жыл бұрын
I took acid and watched this and I was laughing so hard couldn't even roll a j
@mug3n5963 жыл бұрын
I really like the add on scenes, it really adds another element to the podcast.
@ThizzMarley3 жыл бұрын
I feel safe with the scissors bros it’s the quarter ounce of mushrooms I’m worried about
@marloca24073 жыл бұрын
🤪
@timaciousdfiftythree3 жыл бұрын
You won't drink orange juice with it lol
@alexcole15273 жыл бұрын
@@timaciousdfiftythree he did lemon tek boi delicious
@landraw9693 жыл бұрын
Got off work early today, ready to sit back and enjoy some Scissor Bros 🌿✂️❤️
@Sergeant6663 жыл бұрын
You guys have the BEST ads 😜
@completedharma3 жыл бұрын
Scissor Bros are like hot sauce & fried shreeramp on a cool day-- loving you bros for all the fun games.
@olddirtyboxing3 жыл бұрын
Best way to start the weekend!✂️✂️✂️
@brutishwing2.090 Жыл бұрын
"is it wet or sticky?" "Why what have you been doing?" Had me dying, fav ADs are the Sheath
@gfunkd.o.a17293 жыл бұрын
I've never been up this early for a pod cast in my life Scissor Bros 4 Life!!!!!!!!
@saadnaddaf2263 жыл бұрын
That bobby impression was incredible. 11/10
@mythlac67113 жыл бұрын
Inject this into my veins. SB is so, so refreshing. Two great guys ✂️ wish you both all the future success!
@user-fd7zw3wr1t3 жыл бұрын
This is a great challenge this week! So funny! Congrats Steebee!! That croc did not like Jeremiah 😂😂😂😂
@nicholasfonseca87593 жыл бұрын
Another Friday, another exciting episode of my favorite podcast ✂️✂️✂️
@letyh093 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love all these characters!!!! Jeremiah does amazing with the voice-overs. Looooovveeee
@marloca24073 жыл бұрын
"Poke it again" and then they wonder why the bro dint want to be on 😁😅🤣😂
@robmathis56543 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah needs a wooden Ocarina! For those fumble moments! LOL! Nice challenge selection Steve!! Thanks for another laugh session! 👍👍✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️
@chiot28753 жыл бұрын
“Kids doing LSD is bad” always learning something new on the scissorbros podcast ✂️✂️✂️
@mike.yy.y.y47003 жыл бұрын
Thrike stree is definitely something I'ma be saying when applicable 🤣🤣
@Tac0maAr0ma3 жыл бұрын
Mark this episode down in the history books Steve 3/3 in the crocodile nut shot challenge
@MrTonytouchy3 жыл бұрын
Steebee: let me see that scrot my man!! Lol
@dibrenn34323 жыл бұрын
This+coffee+Friday= nothin but good vibes for me man, thanks for starting my day off with a laugh, and my weekend off with a blast of good vibes my dudes 🚀
@TrailerTalesPod3 жыл бұрын
thank you for coming back every Friday!!
@lahleslie52513 жыл бұрын
I thought of Garth from Wayne's World when Jeremiah started crying & Steve had me laughing so hard when he said, I want to make sure I'm hitting your balls. 😂
@javains47073 жыл бұрын
I agree with Gerald on this Llama situation
@Aboutreika913 жыл бұрын
The vibes on this podcast are unprecedented lol. Loyal fan since day one, loving the show boys!!! Scissors bros 4ever!!!!!!!!!!
@naputasi72183 жыл бұрын
Sending them good vibes to all my scissor brothers n' sisters.
@lesleyseegmiller95483 жыл бұрын
The pure joy on steebee’s face brought my face more 😬✂️✂️✂️
@corylicon10423 жыл бұрын
The second half of that opening song would be such a cool intro song
@amierose11223 жыл бұрын
Out of all the Lee podcasts I (only) watch this one doesn't only make me laugh, it also makes me weirdly smile way too frequently. The starter song was so flippin cute! Love you guys