CROCODILE vs THE WORLD! - Deeeep.io

[@zeke2628]

“It’s like eating a baby. It’s not very hard but it feels good” -Lannan 2017

[@Balnoto]

fr tho

[@jsrisawat02]

Lol

[@joeybattoglia2747]

4:40 Did he just say eating babies feels good lol 😂 😂 😂 *DEMONETIZED*

[@callme_robidkr1607]

Lol yep

[@dangerousdares8227]

How does he know that babies taste good yep you got caught

[@----1382]

yUng SplAtz...nah...your probably drunk

[@TreeFortBuilder1]

he did

[@Magneekic]

Nope I got a add on this video

[@garythedriver2549]

CRIKEY! IT'S A WILD LAZABUM! IT COULD ATTACK AT ANY MOMENT!

[@KingC-way425]

Derpy Derp Yea I mean Crocodile Dundee is OP

[@tryhardpanda3552]

Derpy Derp brovo

[@AKIRA-io5rg]

Derpy Derp crocky

[@gabrielwellentin5762]

Derpy Derp savage

[@villybaatar6020]

Derpy Derp www se e

[@HPOfficejetProeAll-In-Oneserie]

I've been waiting all my life for the return of FLOORBALLZ

[@tristancaruso2565]

too many of yoi

[@basedace5806]

Waffle Wizard where's madden at bruv.

[@HPOfficejetProeAll-In-Oneserie]

Dontae J Paul no this is old af I completely forgot I ever did this but why do you ask

[@tylergrove3639]

Man the thing I love about lazerbeam is that he gets demonitized and he doesn't care so he just keeps making videos, that's how you know he's not doing youtube for money

[@jeremydumanski7584]

I love watching how happy he is in these old videos. He’s just fricking depressed whenever I watch him now 😂😂😂

[@peterp2195]

I think it's at least partly because it's just a persona that we see and with time he got less and less motivated to keep that persona up.

[@thisperson3456]

your such a true blue aussie and i love it

[@zach9829]

0:12 story of my life XD

[@ItzZak178]

Hey fellow zach 👋

[@rayztwosk4175]

Accordion to statisticians, 75% of you guys didn't realize that I started this sentence with an instrument

[@jamielannister458]

I think it should be 90%.

[@turbulentt297]

Rayztwo SK I noticed so I'm in the 25% :D

[@tristancaruso2565]

jokes on you I read shit backwarda

[@mrchocolatebean8878]

This is a name same

[@nawalkavi]

According to me, I got a pet wussy

[@CrazyPhaze]

I'm super glad You decided to do youtube over everythjng else you could've done. I bjnge watch your channel at night every day, sometimes so late that I can barely stay awake in class. I've been a sub for god knows how long, but crikey, love the vids, please keep making more!🤩❤

[@asmrawrxd.-.9143]

Lazerbum why'd you get me addicted to this game

[@cuklabcusade]

*LazarBeam* I really hate the games you play but your videos are always entertaining. You just got that personality that's fun to watch. I think if you switch up your content every now and then you will pull in a much larger audience

[@wildyit]

Shut up

[@A2To.]

He knew

[@tydryden3596]

Roses are red Violets are blue Lazerbeam is great And so are you

[@sunjoonpadilla5297]

Violets are VIOLET

[@mommasboysofficial]

I'm not great neither are you

[@killerkhye]

Stuffie Supreme and fuck you too

[@mommasboysofficial]

Tide detergent fuck you tide I taste the best

[@thunderpunk8455]

Clorox Bleach thunder kills more pepole in a year then bleach and tide combined get reked noobs 😎

[@drewschinke1550]

Ahhhh... The memories of playing this on the school Chromebook

[@BigJRock901]

Who’s here in 2019 wishing he a still made these games

[@yellowsunny5651]

I am m8 sucks to not be a og 👌👈😭

[@Jotenks]

Lmao your not an og I feel bad for you

[@nikkih1786]

I'm watching in 2042 he's dead

[@allegrakatsikas3486]

@Nikki H it’s sad but the ligma hit him hard

[@Slayer____]

2020

[@gmk23_10]

Lazer beam: what is it looks like it has a mustash Me: ... oh 😲, oh now I can't not see it 😐

[@elicheo7324]

I miss this lazer and this game I hope he makes a io game and bring back this series

[@rivgadeextras]

I didn’t watch you for a while and when I went back to watching I’ve just been smiling for the whole video

[@artbuddy1740]

My description of manatees: adorable animals Lannan’s description of manatees: a seal that got obese 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BannanasWithSkin]

When facts are facts

[@ShivGamer]

The happiness in his face after he ate the animal was just like if a small child git a candy

[@Roman-uc1wn]

Who else thought he was gonna end the episode at 7:38

[@kateturner4119]

Thats why i started looking through the comments

[@asmeticful]

Same

[@jordanhare3129]

Im so glad your playing this again! favorite game

[@blackmamba5133]

If I was lazarbeam what would I be? A bloody legend

[@mr.anmanator]

Lazarbeam: "I don't wanna end this episode in 30 seconds" Me: its been 1 minute and 50 seconds

[@naythensinger9418]

Google actually started to search once you said "okay google, what is salinity?"

[@Longey9000]

This brings back good memories

[@superdarkwaves]

2:40 when you think a squid is a jellyfish lmao

[@nicoleash9890]

No

[@tetefunofu]

1:16 you activated my google home mini XDD

[@thehockeyfamily3600]

Lazarbum is the master ball eater

[@MartyBRuns]

He's a baller.

[@BT-sh5mv]

Ahaahahah

[@beorangecrush]

Ur a master at eating balls

[@rickymontesdeoca6580]

U mom gay

[@adammross1503]

Lazarbeam I just wanna thank you because your KZbin channel helped me with my summer school so yeah... thanks

[@potatotree184]

3:03 Lazarbeam *calls Google assistant Siri* Is this how bad high school dropouts have become?

[@cousa3]

Potato Tree 😂

[@eridonylighthorse6680]

lol your right

[@no-os9ct]

Ha ha😁😂😃😁😂😃😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vibes7966]

Don't you think it feels more lazy that we're mixing up our robot assistant names?

[@samapping33]

CONGRATZ ON 1 MILLLLLLL

[@flako3919]

Now he has 18 mill time passes by so fast

[@ic0nix_107]

3:06 he called Google voice assistant siri

[@julientixidre7871]

Hi lazarbeam I'm a French viewer and I love your videos.

[@whitenateeee]

Nobody: Lazarbeam: GoOd DAy gOOd DaY YE bLoDDy LeGenDs

[@mrcactifly2263]

1:15 Lazar saying OK google opens google on my phone 😂

[@InkIsPink]

I’m trying not to laugh because I’m in a zoom class and my camera is on 🤣😆😂

[@hackermods4934]

Legend has it, Lazarbeam, has still to this day to become a UK citizen

[@abdullahalfehaid4691]

Lazarbeam:am I Portuguese. What?

[@cousa3]

Abdullah Alfehaid I'm Portuguese and they lost in the semi final of soccer today

[@nunosilva535]

Perdemos? XD Mais estranho, como é que ele sabe disso? Somos assim tão relevantes que chegamos a Australia?

[@Dre2007]

@@nunosilva535 n sei

[@theseaemperor3336]

Congrats for 1 million subscribers

[@mmk7876]

First to like this comment

[@michaeldixon3129]

Gaming with Juan when I saw ur picture I thought I had an eyelash on my screen

[@jackhensel8853]

Michael Dixon me to

[@silentninja7475]

Michael Dixon me too XD but I thought I saw hair

[@quantumfishy]

Gaming with Juan wow

[@cockroachmafia8143]

your profile picture is the most annoying thing ever

[@tylarmcgraw1836]

crikey!!!!! I love your work as a KZbinr

[@laura_barn3tt]

Me watching this in 2021: Where's his mulett 🥺💔

[@bessietoms7811]

Yeah

[@wellcrap391]

Lazabum: "am i actually portugeuse?" Me: No! i am...

[@Dre2007]

me too or eu também

[@ozarkvolt]

5:05 (this is a bookmark don't bother clicking it)

[@garoppolo28-32]

Ozark Volt but It video

[@ozarkvolt]

@@garoppolo28-32 then it's a videomark (i know that's not a word)

[@garoppolo28-32]

Ozark Volt better

[@dantetauro3195]

The first curse word laserbeam said made me laugh in the video

[@Mag1cianiOS]

E N G L A N D I S M Y C I T Y

[@nicholasb-p1648]

No one: Literally no one: Lazerbeam: let’s play some bullshit io crap

[@RatEmperox]

“I am a seal, that is obese” how did you know my identity...

[@mrgears3045]

Lazer: that fish has a mustash Me: ummmmm fish have legs?

[@EXOTIXZ_V]

lazerbeam your fucken funny keep up the good work

[@richardblazewicz6613]

He is so funny (not sarcastic) I love his vids

[@jennlafferty5277]

U are a bloody legend also the best u tuber ever your a savage😎😎😎😎👍👍

[@yzarkious9696]

CRIKEY!

[@dysfunktional6537]

IT COULD ATTACK AT ANY MOMENT 😱

[@vukvidanovic8276]

you are my favourite youtuber!!!

[@1LP1]

why does your siri sound like tannar

[@kangvang1694]

LP 1o

[@heehee1732]

Not siri

[@yokefoonglol2595]

Fuckkkk you

[@marosleosulej5448]

No it doesn't for me

[@jacobboyer8532]

Yokefoong LOL skrew off

[@depressedkipper9566]

Lazerbum:I just killed a crocodile and I am a crocodile WHAT HAVE I BECOME Me: a crocodile

[@ryleesquire4086]

Instead of crocodile it’s a CRICKEYDILE like if u agree

[@paigeblatchford1627]

Funny story I used to HATE Lannan until I saw a video of his and wanted to watch it, after a couple of videos I watched him all the time, then I subscribed 😂

[@Cadmium_]

Hey lazar..... DUDE PERFECT copied you! They used an air compressor on a fidget spinner!!!

[@theteddybear8923]

My boy just movin his subs up ain't he

[@davidtousignant3600]

like 50 times for lazerbeam to change his logo to Donald trump

[@BigBean420]

True Chaos aka S21Days nope

[@BigBean420]

👎

[@RushNuggs]

CONGRATS FOR 1MILLION SUBBBBSSSSSSS

[@Kynikos2]

Do you ever look at a comment and say "man I wish I wrote that one"

[@peepeepoopoo6787]

Do you ever look at a comment and say "man I wish I wrote that one"

[@marksuckerburg3051]

When Lannan fat shamed the mannateen was the best part of my day

[@jamessandia5525]

Things I hate: 1. Comments 2. The Number Two 3. Speling things wrong 4. asking for likes like if you agree

[@evan.stout3021]

Jamessandia I was the second like, 2222222222222222222222

[@jamessandia5525]

THATS 2 MANY TWOS DINGER CITY19 NOOOOO

[@Swordaxe567]

Jamessandia I thought you said you hate for asking for likes

[@sunjoonpadilla5297]

Libary oh no Liberry oh Libarry why librrary LIBRARY FINALLY

[@tundrawolf4500]

Jamessandia how do you spell the thing in the sky is it sun dun bun jun

[@theambitiousblueprint]

I actually respect LazarBeam! Just look at the effort he puts into these games to make a content. Bro thats why he is number 1 on my hearth.

[@MonsieurFeshe]

this tells me youve never played deepio

[@zkolarr9053]

Lets play THE FLOOR IS LAVA if u like u are safe

[@MrCreeepe]

no

[@yuccmsbutpolicenow3]

Im alive

[@Phillaeagles-in2rg]

Tumucforju I am

[@dysfunktional6537]

I guess im suicidal then💀

[@hthdog]

Tumucforju i bet youll edit that comment when its got lots of likes

[@kamuigamer42]

that close to greatness… nah… you are greatness… 😜

[@ngurahmboli-goumba3665]

and third comment

[@obstanevortex5637]

Ngurah Mboli-Goumba good job 93rd comment

[@CrazyWeatherDude]

Gday gday lazarlegend!

[@brettkoprowski3645]

He is the best and he does not no it that's why he is the best KZbinr ever to existent

[@lazyshinigami70]

Just that "could ya fuck off mate" got me

[@feldbiss6417]

9:38 no, an australian that loses is called a kiwi

[@danielbryan404]

I love old lazarbeam because there are no ads 😂

[@brandonsenn3309]

Outro is great not gonna lie

[@_Tainted_Alstroemeria_]

'I killed a crocodile and I am a crocodile, what have I become?' A cannabilist.

[@sinkkink2616]

Lol when lazarbeam is excited for challenges

[@FlicksMax]

"Let's Slap eels" -Lazarbum 2069

[@Misto_deVito6009]

This game is better then anything else

[@FR4ZER_]

I love lazarbeams videos

[@1spaces]

CRIKEY! ITS A CROCODILE IT CAN ATTACK IN ANY MOMENT!

[@rinmaru_pupiko]

When I saw seagull I started laughing. As an ARMY I know someone would love to stay a seagull in the entire game.

[@carlosrangel8165]

Hi I'm a big fan 😜 👌

[@toyotasupra-gg6og]

No way I love tiko he’s my favourite person and lachhhhy Man

[@prorex4370]

When he called the flys birds 😂😂😂

[@helcaraxe0411]

You should wear that amazing bloody legend hat more often, it gives you skills

[@bxrgie]

XDDDDDD LAZABUM'S FACE AT 0:00 IM DEAD

[@isaacpounds2665]

Love the channel

[@tdh3961]

Lazarbeam is the best youtuber ever facts

[@ncrranger5718]

You only get one shot do not miss ya chance ya blow dis oppatunity comes once in a life time

[@australiamate4405]

Roses are red violets are blue Lazerbeam a bloody legend and so are you

[@pinkpenguin1898]

1:15 when you said ok google my google assistant turnd on

[@saintotr1491]

Lazarbeam is a literal comedian

[@grantkenyon7241]

knowing what salinity is +being pissed when someone says something that doesn't make sense with that +lazarbeam saying salinity animals= death. i have no idea what im saying just click the like button

[@cheatingapple2907]

Notification squad / crocodile squad!

[@johnschroeder6926]

MORE IO GAAAAAAAMESSS!!!!

[@jcvelez98]

NICE JOB LAZAEBEAM 1 LIFE UR A SAVAGE

[@Vibesmen]

the mustache fish is a Snapping turtle XD

[@djdead219]

Crikey it's it's a sellout but a bloody legend!!

[@Starchismo_NVGN]

hey LazarBum, you should react to some videos of drunk animals.