CRUISING the BATHROOM (Beginner Mistakes) | Patrick Marano

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To help answer some of the very polarizing questions I got on my last Bathroom Cruising video, I've set up this video to be like an Investigative-Reporting & Interview-Style video packed with humour and answers to your burning questions on cruising the bathroom.
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[@imhoned4532]

Pro tip: when you have an automatic flush toilet put a piece of toilet paper on the sensor so that it doesn’t constantly flush. This knowledge was passed down to me from other cruisers lol

[@joemiller1312]

I never thought of that. Duhhhhh it is always so annoying esp in HomeDepot

[@victordepaul1061]

I’ve definitely employed that technique!😁😁😁

[@PatrickMarano]

yessss I forgot that one! thx

[@sgd.6830]

Brilliant idea 💡

[@oriousblack]

This is wisdom!

[@luistorres-of3he]

Johnny bathroom is my new favorite character The rebellious hair curl was also amazing

[@PatrickMarano]

hahaha

[@kirkkerber33]

if you havent done one of the "Art" of "Street cruising" please teach the 20 somethings... your hilarious thank you !! and or also a video on the international hankey code - once again most 20 somethings are astounded by hearing what it was like in the 70s and 80s....the Art of gay cruising actually began in Rome where certain columns at the coliseum were known to have male sex workers...

[@PatrickMarano]

interesting... thanks for the suggestions

[@joemiller1312]

This was a GREAT vid Patrick. Maybe even one of your best. I never thought about the empty toilet paper roll. And yes, the apps are a huge time consumer. Cruising can be too, but at least it gets you out of the house. Keep it "up"

[@PatrickMarano]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@wernerbergh2593]

Uhm, I did it only once in my lifetime but I must say is not very spacy lol!! And I also had that glance experience which you feel you don't know what know what to do or react but it can be a daring and fun experience. Thank you for this, as always keep them coming

[@PatrickMarano]

Thanks for sharing!!

[@davidvandreser8446]

OMG!!! You are truly a gifted and talented entertainer!!! That was so much fun!!!

[@PatrickMarano]

Thank you so much!! What an amazing comment!

[@IUmusicBoi]

🎶tap, tap, jizz, jizz, oh what a relief it is🎶

[@mikhaellevin3353]

Look. Don’t cruise me in the bathroom because if you talk to me in the bathroom I won’t be able to go. It’s not the sex, it’s the conversation. Don’t ask me what I want for dinner when I’m in the bathroom either. If I walk into a bathroom where guys were already shtupping, that’s not a problem because I’m not being noticed.

[@PatrickMarano]

hahaha

[@amigi555]

That echo is so annoying. Seems like closed hall.

[@PatrickMarano]

I know it was...

[@miguelpaul1164]

That monstera is struggling!!

[@PatrickMarano]

Is that the plant? not mine lol

[@miguelpaul1164]

@@PatrickMarano yes the plant lol

[@gusgarza6529]

They Stink!!! All!!!

[@PatrickMarano]

thx for sharing

[@jackwilson5542]

Lol, I am straight guy but at the malls this is common. I remember a glory hole drilled in one of the stalls (they had wooden walls) at my local mall. They had to patch it up like month later lol.

[@PatrickMarano]

Thanks for having a sense of humour about it Jack! You're awesome!

[@brianforsyth1577]

I feel like you are giving away all the g*y agenda secrets to the str8's 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PatrickMarano]

haha they aren't watching my channel

[@protoculture4319]

Great video Patrick! I love the tie you were wearing and I just want to tug on it bring you in for a kiss! I hope you don’t mind? 😁😘

[@mesmor]

Stay away from kds

[@PatrickMarano]

Dude. You're the one talking about kids not us.

[@mesmor]

@@PatrickMarano who goes into the public restrooms dude.

[@mesmor]

Yeah kids with stupid parents...I'm going to the state

[@MusicHandsAbrupt]

Just wanted to say as a former employee at an adult bookstore in Chicago, New Orleans and West Palm beach, cruising is wonderful and can be enjoyable. Just be weary of a few things: 1. Channing Tatum, Zach Efron, Tom Holland or their looks a-likes are NOT going to cruise a public bathroom, gym, or university library. 2. Watch out for the old trolls AKA “c*ckblockers”-they think that they are entitled to everyone that walks in. When I lived in Chicago this old queen would walk around the bathroom with his pants down, ruining it for the rest of us. Eventually, we broke down and told security. He was banned from the building. Then it was business as usual. Anyway, lastly: watch out for the homophobic straight guys, they do exist; you’re not invincible. Just be smart, stay in the shadows and you’ll be just fine. Enjoy the thrill of the chase and the c*m. Love the video, thanks!!

[@ivorytower99]

I wish someone would cruise my bathroom....

[@Moxy770]

Pick me /pick me !!!...thanxx

[@luisespinoza8391]

I have lost count of how many times I've seen the cruisers with their wives or girlfriend after I leave the bathroom. Granted, I have no game.

[@SoLongSuckersLiceKiller]

I used to be one of those wives. Waiting at the table with a bunch of babies wondering what is taking so long, unable to get up and check because I couldn't leave them alone. Being abused on the way home because of his mixed feelings about what he just did. All the while he always took whatever moment he could to trash gay men and women.

[@londonkyguy]

I loved cruising bathrooms. When I was younger you had to cruise public restrooms and parks and rest areas. You would sit at home and starve if you didnt. We didnt have internet and gay aps. I loved it alot better than using the gay aps. Atleast you saw what you were getting back then.

[@PatrickMarano]

amen

[@mesmor]

Kids are in these bathrooms

[@fuzzyduck1989]

@@mesmor not in your stall...

[@bb3866]

Same here. Much better years ago.

[@KA-su9ww]

omg I can not believe guys sill do this.I did this in my 20s. a long time ago.

[@88ispeak]

The tingle down below ⬇️

[@sazji]

Your take on the apps is so spot on. So much wasted time, and lack of actual contact.

[@TheRealPsychicLeoBrown]

First, I love your channel and second. I've never cruised a bathroom but I loved this video. One of the things that I notice is that you're not only telling gay history in your own way but you're reclaiming your sexuality. It's refreshing to see. Especially for those of us who are 40 and up. Plus, this video was hilarious. What many don't get is that our sexuality is a huge part of who we are and how we express ourselves. Thank you for this daddy. (in my Jessica Lange as Joan Crawford voice.) 😘❤💋

[@PatrickMarano]

thanks for the sweet comment I really appreciate it!

[@TheRealPsychicLeoBrown]

@@PatrickMarano No problem. Thank you for doing what you're doing. While showing us life isn't 'over' once we reach a certain age.

[@jerrylee8261]

Pat, so amusing. The last idea was the best. Be you and don't worry about those who may judge you. Anyway, these judgers are just jealous or are in the closet trying to fit in in str8 society. I remember cruising a bathroom only once and nothing came of it. Now to my prudish self it seems kinda seedy. I was glad you put in a reference to that homophobic senator who was outed some years ago. He had a reputation of being extremely anti-Gay on the senate floor but his private actions spoke volumes.

[@augusts1]

I used to be a huge fan of bathroom cruising but the cruisy bathroom at the mall closed a few years ago & I've not heard of any other cruisy bathrooms here. Your vid brought back some hot memories though. Loved the Michael Meyers mask & the changing 'costumes' on the bathroom cruisers (aka you lol).

[@PatrickMarano]

haha thanks for commenting!

[@Yanay30]

what happened to the 90 day drinking challenge? did I miss something or are you no longer doing it? I was really enjoying those videos 😔

[@PatrickMarano]

aww thx for asking... still doing it (the challenge, not the videos...) the daily uploads were too much, but I'm still holding strong!

[@augusts1]

@@PatrickMarano excellent to hear. I was wondering how it was going too. Will you make a 'summary' vid of how it's going at 60, then 90 days?

[@jerrylee8261]

@@PatrickMarano Glad to hear that. I was afraid you had relapsed back into a drunken stupor.😊🌈💖

[@williamdenton-qd3sn]

It is such a shame we had so much fun in the 1980s and 70s so many places to go and have fun at, these young people have so little left except dealing over a bunch of machines,so impersonal .

[@PatrickMarano]

Agreed, times have changed

[@williamdenton-qd3sn]

And not for the better.@@PatrickMarano

[@Element-tu8jw]

What drives people to this behavior? It’s mostly men who are DL (married) bi. We don’t have the openness at home to have people over or leave for extended periods of time.

[@PatrickMarano]

also those who like the idea of getting caught

[@Element-tu8jw]

Not I. I got caught in the act when I was 15. I can’t imagine being caught now with the life I live. I must say when I got caught in the act, it was hot. But I was 15 with nothing to lose

[@fuzzyduck1989]

@@Element-tu8jw what do you got to lose now? lol

[@bb3866]

@@Element-tu8jwI remember cruising at 15 years of age. It was the most exciting time of my life! Skate to the local park/restroom and have fun with men way older than me. Many great memories

[@gjpp3239]

This was hilarious ! Luv the shirt and tie, some bathroom cruiser told me about standing in in a large empty shopping bag, such ingenuity! Never did it myself , not judging but your approach here was to funny!

[@isaiasramosgarcia9771]

you are too cute to visit such dirty, bad smeling places as saunas, bus and train station bathrooms

[@imhoned4532]

Woooow judgmental much?

[@hanschristianbrando5588]

Okay, if you can get past what happened to the late George Michael and are determined to try it anyway, you might try breaking the ice with the old joke about two people in neighboring stalls: Excuse me, do you have any extra toilet paper in your stall? No. How about one of those paper seat covers? All out. Then do you have two fives for a ten?

[@stevenlekru6006]

I know a lot of people are asking about gloryholes in the wild in Toronto, not just at a bathhouse. Do you know of any you can DM me about?

[@PatrickMarano]

Hmmm, some people have their own glory holes set up at home... check out Sniffies.com it's a cruising site. They might have information there

[@rafafan045]

Great video!

[@gordonadams4793]

It's a PRIMAL THING. THE ELEMENT OF THE HUNT

[@Quezyque]

How do you cruise the bathrooms while in college

[@PatrickMarano]

College is the best place. Find one that's out of the way and quiet, look for graffiti or glory holes...

[@one-seventh]

All the fucking time, bru.

[@neilmurphy966]

I tried going into a cubicle and pulling my pants so butt just showed and I left door just slightly ajar so cud peek in.. I'm not bad looking guy so it worked. A few times was a long metal urinal so I used to just look across and if I got feeling guy was gay I'd just move right next to them lol.. it worked for me as guess I don't look scary just guy next door and I never did anything they didn't like.. cudve got caught tho which was exciting hahaha.

[@PatrickMarano]

Thx for sharing Neil!

[@mesmor]

What about children who come into the bathrooms...screenshot all of this and looking at arrest records

[@neilmurphy966]

@@PatrickMarano Patrick, have u read the comments like one below by jonart.. that count as harassment!? 🤔

[@neilmurphy966]

1:15 is Mike Myers up to his antics again and it's not even Halloween yet!!?

[@miguelpaul1164]

Dillards restroom gets action I can tell something is going on in there

[@brandonlrushman2870]

Who down for a cruise? 😎🤙🏼

[@saulo4fun]

😂 😂

[@Straywalker0420]

If what they are doing isn’t gross enough but in a public restroom 🤮 Men truly are disgusting

[@PatrickMarano]

People in general are gross... I wouldn't put it all on men. lol

[@Straywalker0420]

@@PatrickMarano I agree and I’m not saying it’s just all men but things like this should be in private not publicly displayed

[@shadrach6299]

You are doing a great disservice to gays. From anyone’s point of view cruising is very dangerous.

[@PatrickMarano]

"anyone's" point of view... that's not true. And I'm just talking about what's happening. It's gonna happen whether I do or don't. I don't think you have the right to speak for the 'gays' as a community either. Speak for yourself only and I'll respect the comment.

[@ditto1051]

"Auntie Mame" with Rosaland Russell cracked me up!

[@PatrickMarano]

Thank you for noticing! xo

[@eliparker8472]

Is that a "no pissing" sign on your plant ?

[@PatrickMarano]

maybe... lol

[@SailorGreenTea]

😆

[@stevencantrellzenroom7383]

U r awesome sauce ❤❤

[@davidgreen424]

When I was a teen loong ago I discovered some restrooms had these long detailed gay erotic stories and also drawings . I'd rarely get through the whole story and have to return many times haha . Great video .

[@SailorGreenTea]

Is there a urinal series?

[@PatrickMarano]

haha try the Bathroom Etiquette video

[@SailorGreenTea]

@@PatrickMarano do you focus on homophobia and divided urinals and undivided?

[@williamdenton-qd3sn]

Remember it is bad etiquite to put a mirror on the floor to reflect what you are doing. is storeMy good friend is the owner of one of the last glory hole palace in Chicago. Bathroom cruising is pretty rare nowadays and thats a shame as the danger now is almost nonexistant. H is store is one of the last in the 'hole' city .I just love your website it is entertaining and informative.

[@PatrickMarano]

The 'hole' city... LOL. Thanks for the info and for watching my channel!

[@DwainRichardson]

Two points were of note for me: 1) Avoid mobile apps. 2) Be authentic. I recently reconsidered the idea of creating a Squirt profile to be kept abreast of new or updated cruising locations (I had a profile on this app about 15 years ago). Upon careful consideration, however, I decided not to create another profile because a) not every profile you visit has a face pic or any authentic pic (some pics can be really outdated or can be taken from someone else’s profile or a website) and b) I don’t feel comfortable with accepting random sex at my place, especially during this time of COVID and monkeypox. Let’s also remember that STIs and HIV are still prevalent in the community. The people you meet online don’t necessarily come clean with their health status. It’s not worth playing Russian roulette with your life. And like dating, I think you need to consider safety in cruising. If you bring random strangers into your home without establishing an initial contact, you run the risk of someone hurting you-or much worse. So no more Squirt for me. If I wish to cruise, I’ll either look up cruising spots online-assuming they’re still up to date-or visit a random spot and see what happens. I’ll at least see people live and know I can leave quickly if my safety is at risk. That’s my two cents. (-:

[@PatrickMarano]

Thanks for sharing

[@fuzzyduck1989]

Going out of your home comes with many risks, crossing the street can be dangerous as bikes and cars could strike you, eating junk food etc... Many successful people are successful because they took chances and were not afraid to risk things... Safety comes first ofcourse, but overthinking about STI's and the possibility of hooking up with Jack the ripper spoils all the fun...

[@bobbygranito9475]

Thank you for the videos, very helpfull

[@PatrickMarano]

Glad you like them!

[@Jusell]

Remember to not mention OF on your videos, or you will be banned again

[@PatrickMarano]

Thanks babe, I can mention it just not link to it directly (eye roll)

[@levi-riddle]

I always go into public restrooms shirtless

[@PatrickMarano]

hahaha