Cry Plays: The Crooked Man [P6]

[@mrha5420]

THREE THINGS TO POINT OUT; 1) That child DEFINITELY hit puberty with THAT voice. Kid my butt. 2) Is David an idiot? He hears singing and follows it to a child, then asks if he's mute (can't speak). 3) It is hilarious how Cry just says EVERYTHING HE SEES. BOOK! TABLE! CROOKED MAN! PHONE! Hilarious.

[@janetsarttrove]

Cry: "You don't understand Fluffy. That's where ladies go boom-boom!" Me: *Died of laughter*

[@isabellalionheart5387]

I read that as he said it, and I just died of laughter XD

[@IndigoRays]

ME too! XD I laughed way too hard at that.

[@KLtheAllen]

*_"Saving my progress because Crooked Man is gonna be like 'Fuck your progress!~'"_* _That was lovely._

[@MCGIZZLE1]

Dat intro. Best one yet.

[@thecatherinia8486]

Have you seen the one at the walking dead where he's listing the names? HILARIOUS.

[@samuraiwolf22]

"There's a fetus!" I just love how excited he sounds...

[@Fieldess]

I took a sip of lemonade every time it said "The door seems to be busted". I like how my Mom just laughed at me while I was choking. lol xD

[@Sputnekdesigns]

I tried your game with a half litre bottle... I ran out on the third floor before he finished checking them xD

[@Fieldess]

Sputnekdesigns That's why I only took sips. lol xD

[@Sputnekdesigns]

BananaGirlEMOxx by my standard they were 0.o

[@Fieldess]

Sputnekdesigns Those are some pretty big sips. O_o

[@Otterbean4013]

Take a shot of vodka every time he comes to a broken door.

[@AmazingAutist]

9:15 "F*ck your progress!" -Crooked Man, 2014

[@JenChenKid]

With a majority of the bathrooms locked in the wings, all I could think of was Corpse Party and Cry yelling, "PEE IN THE BUCKET!"

[@usalienpotter]

you're not the only one here, friend xD

[@Localola225]

soo true I was thinkin the same thing

[@usalienpotter]

people in Cry's friendom are great xD

[@Localola225]

So true

[@tommiwarner1015]

"Fluffy, get in the shelves." A moment of silence, "Alright, thanks." Cry, your comments on everything in this video made me laugh till I cried.

[@kirodragon12]

Dammit Cry >.< You made it so suspenseful with that darkening edit at the end! I thought it was the game doing it and was preparing for a jump scare D: BWAAAHHH

[@savannahjones-verity3308]

Cry: "I WILL break a bitch in half! HALF!" "Wait, what?" Me: dying on laugher! XD He's so funny when he's mad at a game

[@scarlettejoyce2387]

hahahahaa me too

[@syriemoo2]

*Hears cat meowing* Cry: Fuck you cat *walks in room and sees cats dead* Cry: Oh My God, Why?

[@hfollman98]

I was just about to post this! xD

[@IZylusI]

I thought it was Cry's cat... Cause he said fuck you cat. So I just assumed he was directing it to his cat.

[@syriemoo2]

Me too at first aha

[@poyupoku]

Seeing someone point that out makes it even funnier XD

[@AlexMartinez-lh6ux]

I love Cry, he is so good at narrating, and he sets the mood for the character and the atmosphere and the game he Is playing. Its just awesome.

[@clix3952]

2:44 door 1-Cry: Busted... fiinee door 2-Cry: busted door 3-Cry: busted door 4-Cry: God dammit door 5-Cry: son of a b***h door 6-Cry: God door 7Cry: Why? doors 8 and 9-Cry: who.. who did this? too many doors are busted poor Cry! And this is only the first floor!

[@KingdomSlayer]

Anyone was expecting crooked to be there as the ligths were fading out?

[@lugnassadh9465]

Yeah,I was prepared for it, to not get scared and then... nothing !!

[@Thatguy7242]

Cry went into Fluffy's name with so much determination.

[@Sagutoyas]

Yuka Mochida, Clementine... and now Fluffy. Why do all "little kid" characters always have to pee??! xD lol

[@MrPlazaproductions]

"Hi, I'm Fluffy Jones, and I'm a 300lbs linebacker who played for the Baltimore ravens" CHANGE THE NAME! Lol xD

[@nightsideprince]

* One missed call from Shirley * David: "What could she want this late?" Me: "Well, I guess someone's into phonography!"

[@hannatude]

My cat snuggles up in a ball on my lower back when I watch stuff on my laptop. When the cat in the game screamed, he flipped out - sunk his claws into my spine, causing pain. Now, my cat is a spaz. Once he gets wound up, he'll throw a catfit like you wouldn't believe. So when Cry yelled at the cat, I was astonished, because MY CAT CALMED DOWN. Further proving that Cry is a beautiful, magical being.

[@Hooliquinn]

The intro was perfection in its purest form.

[@dragonmaster5518]

i love how cry can stay so calm while playing almost any game even when there is a crooked man trying to kill him

[@soicanhaveanyname]

I can't believe he went to the boys bathroom -.- wtf David, the girls bathroom was fine, its not like a group of high school chicks would walk in there or something! But no, he just had to go to the boys and leave the kid by himself!

[@projectthesinner]

Out of every intro I was expecting, that was DEFINITELY not one of them. But I loved it more than the one's I was thinking of.

[@Praecantrixcos]

27 minutes in and the crooked man still hasn't shown up... I'm starting to think this is gonna be one of those things where he doesn't show up so you're all on-edge and stuff and really paranoid. Then right when you get into the swing of him not being there, he pops up and scares the living shit out of you.

[@zariyagrant]

"What's ur name little guy ? Fluf-really ?!" I laughed so hard Snapple came out of my nose lmao !

[@Scarylyn14]

Cry: Busted, Busted Busted... Me: BUST IT! *music starts playing*

[@pattubman6771]

23:02 he said "I'll get you out right away!" "Just give me a second!" The irony

[@Chainman7]

First Sissi, then D, now Fluffy, WHAT ARE PEOPLE NAMING THEIR KIDS NOW!? SHARKEISHA!?

[@Rosiable]

It's so weird hearing "Crooked Man" rather than "Crookd Man" XD

[@MellowJelly]

Hahaha, Pewds. CROOK'D MAN

[@SniperSly]

...yes

[@skylerarden]

"I need hydrogen bromide." 4 minutes later... "I will break a bitch in half, in haaallf." What the hell Cry?

[@MoonfangOfHowlPack]

I know this isn't a lot, but I was really depressed today. Watching your video... well, watching any of your videos always brings a light to my days. Seriously man, you're amazing ^^ My parents don't understand why I watch KZbin gamers, but my reasons are that they make me happy. It makes me smile... all your little jokes and shit... really makes all the dark stuff go away ^^ Please don't ever stop being so awesome, Cry! You're one of the best :D

[@curlyquinn926]

Just listening to the first 10 secs of the video explains all of the reasons why I love Cry

[@5kyLegend]

Good night Cry. Don't have nightmares about Mickey Mouse.

[@cwlux]

Oh god. Beginning of the video has an abandoned hospital. Nothing good comes from abandoned hospitals. NOTHING.

[@PartyC4nnon]

Maybe it isn't the parents thinking of all these shitty names, maybe it's one crappy doctor. "What would you like to name your newborn son?" "Theodore" "Got it Fluffy it is."

[@paigeharper327]

I like that you've made the 'More to come' text in these videos crooked. Nice touch

[@AlexWendlingwolfgirl]

yet another corpse party reference, making the younger person in the party be in the bathroom alone,and stuff happens, godamit, i love it :D

[@haydennaruto6358]

omg when I saw that scene I was just like well this is corpse party all over again

[@MissMeyhemm]

When Fluffy started following him I was like "He's gonna have to pee, and it's gonna be Corpse Party all over again" XD

[@yagmanx]

When I first saw Fluffy I thought he would be yet another annoying kid in a game but he was surprisingly cute :3

[@centsant]

Rule one of horror games, characters don't know anything about horror.

[@dharcvoid]

"cause the crooked man will go nope, fuck your progress" XD

[@Gamrman]

4:04 AK is just in the background probably being like "what the fuck did I do?!"

[@pecanthefancyhamster5542]

"That' where ladies go boom boom." cryaotic 2014

[@AcenPhina]

Alright, so he's doing that "4 Minutes Later" thing and next he's whispering "I will break a bitch in half. Half." Makes you wonder what is going on in the time he doesn't show... ó_o

[@aniyilator]

Cry was on point af during this series.

[@Beck-r2a]

10:11 okay at first I was freaked out by the singing but after seeing the little kid dancing it was actually so adorable I kept replaying that little part. Too cute!

[@citrenella]

You need to go back to the Women's bathroom and examine the broken pieces/wall to get Fluffy back.

[@Gemori]

the beginning made me think my phone was vibrating!

[@hoonyroony]

that's funny, i thought it was my vibrator

[@maygan62697]

I thought Cry was making car sounds.

[@angelaviary444]

that outro was sublime!

[@magirarosev.5345]

DAVID. Why would you let that small child go to the bathroom alone? Don't you know bathrooms are the worst palce to go in a horror game?! Exhibit A: Corpse Party. Need I continue?

[@VilePrincessLollipop]

Seiko ;~;

[@leninouche4508]

David reminded me of satoshis little sister =_=

[@leninouche4508]

Ouh.. Not david 0-0 i meant fluffy

[@strwbberibunbunpwushie]

+leninouche Now all I can imagine is a child David going through this...THIS IS THE LAST THING I NEEDED NOW I HAVE IDEAS IT'S 4:25 AM I NEED SLEEP

[@abigailwest9823]

Hehe. Stereotypical horror game/movie protagonist anyone? "Oh, let's head TOWARDS the dangerous are where anyone, including the monster I'm currently running from, could be hiding. Sounds like a great idea! :D"

[@Lildave112]

Note: Something nurses know Cry: Handies? God dammit Cry

[@Lildave112]

.... Hand jobs..... Hand on penis..... Nurses hand on a penis.

[@SykoTheSadistik]

Lildave112 Lol. That comment made me laugh

[@SakuraBellx]

The diary entry at the end was a little scary...

[@naramurasaki]

"You don't understand. That's where ladies go boom boom!" WHAT EVEN. xDDDDD

[@True.Light.]

Take a drink everything you see the text " The door seems to be busted."

[@SuperTuskafka]

Do you want to kill him? O:

[@sasuxnarufan778]

HE WOULD DIE!!!

[@chelmiaboutit3987]

Cry: *reading hints* give me a call... Uh, phone... Nurses know that... Handys? Me: *spits out water*

[@TheNobodiesHeart]

Thank you so much Cry for doing these Let's Plays! We all enjoy and appreciate it so much :) Keep doing what you're doing!

[@Gerald_Om]

"That's where ladies go boom-boom." I lost it.

[@SkyMuted]

Every time, EVERY TIME, Cry says Fluffy, I giggle xD. I can't take it seriously.

[@MrPlazaproductions]

"My name is fluffy jones, I'm a 300 lbs linebacker, who played for the Baltimore ravens" change that name !!!!!!!

[@ItsLikeMagiic]

I named my Reshiram from pokemon black Fluffy...

[@sunsbleeding6022]

ItsLikeMagiic Named my Zekrom Fluffy *highfives*

[@ItsLikeMagiic]

~thelonelywolf~ Awesome!!

[@FannyGSX]

Here comes Cry again, saving my day.

[@janicel6841]

Cry: '' I will break a bitch in HALF , HALF. In the HAA- wait wuh ?'' Well that sounded kind of different in my head XD

[@sadstrawberrygirl]

Oh my god, I am so happy you're playing this, Cry. When I saw the first part on my newsfeed I almost got a heart attack haha!! I hope you're enjoying it!!

[@Dana_Brain]

*Fluffy goes to the bathroom* OH GOD. I'm having Corpse Party Flashbacks.... Please don't die in that stall Fluffy.

[@nursechan1740]

Awesome video as always, Cry. I'd forgotten how good the story for this one is. Also... amazing outro. Well done, Sir!

[@KittyKingCool]

The women's bathroom next to where fluffy is locked! THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM!

[@emilybouth4262]

I love when he reuses intros and/or outros. It's like a blast from the past for a sec

[@LilGamerGal]

I was cautious when the screen slowly faded Then I heard music Then I realized.... The video ended After Cry said 'shit that was actually kind of scary'

[@simplesarah7258]

Dat intro. xD

[@Laylaknowsbest]

His mother forgot him. Similarities getting a little literal, there.

[@spookygal69]

Oh my, I just realized that... :o

[@laurapplique]

Lol I really thought that the screen blending out in game too ....

[@zeldawhite3434]

if i was in a abandon hotel i would never go to a singing child

[@Val_fromHell]

That ending song though! Thank you for putting it in your description.

[@Wolfdragoness]

XD When I heard the cat meow, I thought it was your cat for a moment then I realized I forgot that in the game there will be a room where you'll a cat meow...silly me

[@lex6637]

meow

[@ChekhovsGun_]

y would u think australia on the bloody thing? i mean i know they do it too but come on that screams save the queen!

[@Frontroxes]

is it bad that i hit like as soon as i heard the intro.

[@chaotic-sergal7339]

thats what i do when i watch videos from my favorite youtubers to mark what videos i have seen =3

[@Dimitaco]

FINALLY,IT'S HERE!...Now that THAT is over. Thanks cry,great video :D Your stream was awesome too,hope Netty animates the part where you were just using Falco's Laser to win xD

[@mossgoddess9679]

"I will break a bitch in half,in halff" What the hell cry XD

[@fhc098]

That thumbnail looks freaking scary. I love it.

[@Fieldess]

I don't know about you guys, but when he solved that puzzle I was just like "Oh my god..... HOW!?" xD

[@AcenPhina]

Hate to disappoint you, but after a few puzzles you just start to recognise the patterns in them, easy as that ^^

[@Fieldess]

AcenPhina Well I just can't get my head around that shit. Seriously, it took me half an hour to solve that thing before.

[@katiekring9691]

I loved the dramatic ending (getting darker) and then when the diary is over it gets back to the screen lighter

[@Crofteria]

"John Smith is dead" Wait... The Doctor killed himself?

[@CraigTheBrit]

Def my favourite KZbin LPer/celeb... dunno why but this video really reiterated that for me.

[@MjAnimus]

That damn ending ;~; always freaks me out!! (psst- try going in the womens toilets next door to Fluffy, it *may* help ;) )

[@spoooonla]

Cry always finishes his videos with some hella sic beats i swear mmm

[@Trexmaster12]

The dead cat part... I cringed. The idea itself... goddamed, the worst part is that there are pschos who do this for fun to other animals as well.

[@yoloist6630]

this is the best youtuber at staying calm during a horror game but good vid you earned a sub

[@AlphaBlueye]

lol "Time to save cuz crooked man's gonna be like 'fuck yo progress!'"

[@bennehdrowned3146]

Oh my gosh, Cry! I love this series! I continuously checked KZbin for days while waiting for this video but it was definitely worth it! When the kid wanted to go to the bathroom my first thought was 'Corpse Party' and I just knew something terrible would happen. I also had the same thought about the hammer but yeah, stupid David. FLUFFY!

[@pyguy7]

16:38 "Nurses know that.... handys?" I LOLed so hard

[@ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa]

Sadly, I don't get it. :/

[@l1k3gh0sts]

Really nicely done. Per the usual, dear. I'm enjoying watching you play this. Looking forward to the next vid. Sleep good.

[@ScarlettWitch1]

That last part gave me chills....

[@jmar6561]

He always knows the best place to end the videos. So good.

[@Bloodpix]

you should do a baby cry voice for Fluffy XD P.S : F.L.U.F.F.Y = 6 letters = fits o3o. Though I dont think it is. Cant wait for 7.

[@Knarkill34]

One of the letters was A so Fluffy isn't possible. Would have been a cool twist though.

[@guitarplayer4422]

***** Flllafy

[@swatidixit9318]

Connor Haas of course

[@naicitoahc]

This whole series is just waiting for Crooked Man to pop out and be like "surprise bitch, bet you thought you've seen the last of me". I love it.

[@zariyagrant]

Literally just sitting here crying bc I broke up with my bf n I decided to watch Cry n now I'm happy :) lol Cry is awesome !

[@GamingGoddess]

The boys name is fluffy xD this game is good I'm loving it! Gaming Goddess

[@marxhart3598]

"Well, poke it and lick!" *dies*

[@panda8675]

"Nurse's know that......i dont know ....Handies?"-Cry god i hope i didnt miss hear him XD

[@moonronic]

whenever i hear "It's busted" for the door all i can think of is Sid at the end of Toy Story going "it's busted" So all that goes through my mind is Cry: "It's busted." Door: "wHO ARE YOU CALLING BUSTED BUSTER."

[@AppleOfThineEye]

That one scene where Woody (herherher... "Woody") turned his head around 360 degrees actually creeped me out if I remember.

[@xBloodyHeartx1]

Thanks for playing through this game Cry! I was waiting for this moment. C: