Crystamanthequins

[@quinn4436]

Vriska Serket and the terrible horrible no good very bad day.

[@rep1600]

Get out

[@plasticupkake]

No.

[@kennnnny]

Leave.

[@Cysero21]

Get out of here.

[@gbdornls]

Seriously?

[@lara8866]

vriska literally got the shit kicked out of her by a dead roleplayer of the lowest caste in society in a robot body

[@notafbiagent473]

@Übermensch It might have not been happy or sad but it sure was fuckin mad

[@fake-r-]

Fr

[@mikidarling]

and its what she deserved 💅

[@tracey8121]

we all fucking hate vriska don't we@@mikidarling

[@endernightblade1958]

a robot body made by her neighbour, a racist horse fetishist.

[@LazyPurple]

Anytime I listen to this I have to stop and appreciate how bad ass 2:20 is.

[@St0nek]

Purple man is officially a homestuck

[@skameyka2414]

lmao lazy purple read homestuck

[@croder9629]

yo the comedic purple guy from tf2 is a homestuck

[@cryptcast5910]

it is time for four youtubers to play a game

[@hygienic_wig2507]

omg tf2 purple man

[@sefsprite]

[S] vriska watch out for aradia oh no oh god she can’t hear us she has AirPods in

[@CaribouGutSludge]

TEREZI NO DONT OPEN YOUR EYES OH GOD OH FUCK NO SHE CANT HEAR US SHES SLEEPING

[@dante-xd1gw]

[S] Aradia's arachnophobia takes over

[@RQLAJI2]

oH MY GOD

[@teamchaos5101]

SPIDERS!!!!!

[@flannelteeth529]

moronika *ba dum tiss*

[@thebiolibrary5572]

AA: spider!!! AA: spider! AG: OW! Aradia- AA: spider! AG: AUGH! ARADIA! AA: spider! AG: AAAAAHG! ARADIA ST8P! AA: spider! AA: AG: phew... she stopped. AA: spider! AG: N8T AGAAAAIN-

[@Sleepy-yp4wx]

@@thebiolibrary5572 AA: AHHH IT'S STILL ALIVE!

[@dave1049]

Aradia: i d0nt care ab0ut revenge Aradiabot: *Hands Vriska her butt on a cerulean platter*

[@dave1049]

and the truth is that she was right

[@potatointnt]

Because the bot had highblood from Equius it was very agressive

[@gbdornls]

+MiRaClEs bot aradia was pretty confusing all together

[@dave1049]

No, the indigo blood caste is passive. They follow orders. Aradiabot killed Vriska because she was supposed to do it in order to keep the timeline alpha. Temporal inevitability.

[@envy2682]

Sorry 'bout the necro, but the indigo blood caste is extremely violent. Equius himself says he gets angered very easily and can only keep it down because he has such a great moirail, and also because he vents all of his anger on his robots.

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

I'm a fan of giving characters mind control abilities that should absolutely never be trusted with that level of power over anyone.

[@minipax5499]

_Atta girl._

[@fizzie6902]

That pic of Anthony "Best teeth in the game" Fantano makes that comment 100 times more hilarious.

[@sumbuddy4088]

Reasons DD is the best Homestuck character: 1. Convinced Aradia to beat up Vriska 2. Convinced Aradia to beat up Vriska

[@awsumMoth]

​@@sumbuddy4088 DDDC (dad crocker)

[@SamsUndertale]

YOOOO! The BPM of this song is 80; Vriska's number is 8, Aradia's number is 0

[@aTimeToBe_]

THAT'S SO COOL I would have never noticed that

[@gamre_kitty_kai]

Plus Aradia is the first troll and vriskas the 8th troll

[@Soda_Bobinski]

my favourite homestuck flash because of 2 reasons; 1) the soundtrack is great 2) aradiabot beats the shit out of vriska

[@Flemingluiz-mr9ep]

Im happy to know that people still Read Homestuck nowdays.

[@BananaHanson]

@@Flemingluiz-mr9ep hell yeah we do

[@tentilol]

ora

[@evo683]

@@Flemingluiz-mr9ep dweller's empty path

[@plushkun5965]

yeah i'd have to agree with you on that vriska will and always be an asshole in every stretch

[@anon9359]

The song used when Vriska gets her ass handed to herself by Aradia.

[@sleepyghostboy4638]

+Sans just as she deserved Q Q

[@CCONX]

+Sans [S] Make Her Pay

[@惠心Megumi]

+Sans The combination with your username just makes me laugh

[@thechozopandash]

FUCKIN SPIDERBITCH DESERVED IT GODDAMN

[@iruisoleil6370]

+Sans [S] Vriska: Go God Tier and Dunk on Tavros

[@RDM606]

This song is 10 years old now, wow.

[@BoraVernOn]

Holy fuck I'm old :(

[@somerandomcube]

12 now

[@PedrohzWasNotTaken-zt9ye]

almost 13 now

[@YesterdaysMinder]

This song is finally old enough to be given a name.

[@disreconnect]

>Enter name. "MC Hammerslammer." @@YesterdaysMinder

[@IsisNiko]

Remember: we would NOT have this song if it weren't for old newgrounds flash animations (specifically walk-smash-walk). respect your elders

[@clag1109]

i’m interested, care to elaborate?

[@IsisNiko]

@@clag1109 the music from the animation walk-smash-walk was a direct inspiration for this song (you can hear it in the record scratches and anvil strikes). also, im pretty sure theres another homestuck song called walk-stab-walk whose title was inspired by the animation

[@eliteal2188]

thank you very much for saying this, walk smash walk is awesome and I never would have found it if not for this comment

[@ajtiburi2667]

John, Dave, and Rose: Up for battle Jade: Zzzzzzz

[@kingof-eu5kx]

They’re going to beat her up

[@hopper8514]

Can we take a minute to talk about how fucking strong Vriska is mentally to have the ability to control (sort of) 3 MINDS at once, through this reacharound in which she controls tavros’ mind to control the dragon’s mind to control terezi’s mind? At essentially the age of 13 in human years, no less.

[@dezember25th]

Agreed, on top of the fact that she just lost her main psychic power of her 8 Eye, and her arm, she still pulls this off solely with telekinesis.

[@2445elijah]

Honestly more media with psychics need to take advantage of weird mind power shenanigans like these

[@SL112CK]

#Girlboss

[@CatThatLostHisHat]

​@@SL112CK #Girlboss #Gatekeep #GKillYourFriends #GCat

[@theharvinator]

@@2445elijah seriously, it was so clever how she controlled an animal in some sort of reach-around mental trick

[@keaton5101]

john has cat ears, cannot unsee

[@coledog7498]

YOU FUCKER

[@willowisntatree1316]

Sir Keaton DAMNIT

[@battousaicrescent]

Sir Keaton Well Jade has wolf ears, you should have expected he'd have something of a similar but not exact nature :P

[@TurBoChaRgeD011]

Sir Keaton Well fuck you too, Keaton.

[@keaton5101]

***** w h e n

[@aradiamegido8013]

never forget 0u0

[@itmeriver5800]

**forgets**

[@kpun48]

That looks stupid...

[@kaimcconnell2137]

Aradia Megido MAKE HIM PAY

[@slimey9635]

No wait that looks stupid

[@nicolassieh6799]

this scares me

[@Cri_Jackal]

*Homestuck Trivia* This isn't just a remix of Crystalanthemums, it actually combines that song with Mannequin by Perry Sullivan. I just so happen to be the only guy on KZbin who's uploaded that track to KZbin. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXLcgXmXaNN4gZY -Yay me for preserving something that would've been forgotten forever-

[@kennnnny]

Ty for re-telling le olde storyee

[@RoleplayHost]

YAY NEW INF0

[@St0nek]

The URL spaells "gAy"

[@levette9874]

Bruh

[@Sircalevara]

I dont understand why the SORD wasnt used enough. Shit looked tight.

[@thefunnyman8073]

But it was so unspeakably shitty that it had NEGATIVE VALUE, and Dave could barely even hold it.

[@palmerpatel6390]

@@thefunnyman8073 EXACTLY

[@mellowmelly9258]

@@thefunnyman8073 fuck come ON

[@schpungus]

@@thefunnyman8073 it was the conksuckiest sord ever

[@notafbiagent473]

IT was too SHITTY. get with the POGRAM.

[@sedivh0]

==>Vriska: Get Rekt.

[@ravioli7174]

The sirens coming in always give me goosebumps

[@kdsjfksdj6768]

[S] Vriska: Get what you deserve

[@kennnnny]

One reason I love Robo-Aradia.

[@kdsjfksdj6768]

+Kenny Same.

[@kennnnny]

zoey slowly attempts to huggle Aradiabot) Whispers: Thank You Zahhakkkkkkkk

[@kdsjfksdj6768]

Kenny aradiabot is fuckin badass man

[@kennnnny]

+zoey ikr she's goddamn robo-maid with time powers

[@sarahstuart5230]

Never forget Make Her Pay.

[@sarahldor2178]

Bruhhh MSG ME OMG It's Sarah bruhhhhh

[@BioSida123]

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE PRIMAL DIALGA THEME

[@GatesOfAvalon1]

ikr

[@dooplon5083]

I haven't heard the primal theme in a long time so I'd probably have to go back and compare.

[@pokemon16552]

I knew it was giving off a PMD vibe, just couldn't tell what it was

[@TheUnwrittenArtist]

This sounds like if you turned the concept of revenge into audio

[@somoere3273]

[S] Aradia: End that Spider8itch's life

[@Taiyama2]

I think the greatest thing about the flash that goes with this is that, instead of freaking out going "OH F*** OH F*** MY ARM AND EYE ARE MISSING I'M GOING TO BLEED OUT FUUUUUUUUU!" like I would Vriska comes up with a detailed and intricate plan--the psychic double reach-around--and manages to put it into motion.

[@jorgeaurora1952]

I like how most of Homestuck OST are Harlequin remixes.

[@dreamhollow]

Memories just flood back into my mind when I hear anything from this album.

[@BriarRH]

Crystal! Man the equines!

[@dooplon5083]

Said General Hussie.

[@andrepontual7553]

More fitting for Equius or Horuss, not for Crystal.

[@womanofcubesdestroyerof4th623]

HE SAID CRYSTAL DAMMIT!

[@thegrandyeeter9205]

[S] Aradia: Activate crippling arachnophobia.

[@perishrad]

still the best track from Homestuck Vol.5.

[@rane1530]

I'm showing my mom the Homestuck Playlist without telling her it's Homestuck, and she actually kinda likes it. . .

[@thegrandyeeter9205]

status report?

[@rasputan12]

Status Report?

[@IQuick143cz]

ST4TUS R3PORT?

[@thegrandyeeter9205]

ok stop yall are just copying me now

[@rasputan12]

CG: STATUS REPORT

[@croncherss]

Lets talk about 1:53 to the end. I heard this one unused Homestuck song called 'Mannequin', and it sounds a LOT like 1:53 to the end of this song. I think that's the reason why this song is called 'Crystamanthequins'. It's a mix of 'Crystalanthemums' and 'Mannequin', making this song.

[@IndirectCogs]

for the long time I thought this song was called crystalmethequines. it made sense.

[@Smijth]

There is a Crystalmethequins! It's the first track on Volume 9.

[@sarahwright1395]

To me it always sounded like an order. "CRYSTA!!! MAN THE QUINS!!"

[@dante-xd1gw]

Ethan Redinger well crystalmethequins is another song so I mean you weren't wrong, the two are very similar but crystamanthequins is my personal favorite out of the two

[@Audioworm]

Is it just me or would this make a great song for an evil empire's army to march into battle to?

[@bluemagician9724]

More like bandits/raiders/space pirates

[@Qaiou]

ok finally found the song with the metal pipes

[@DeidaraIsTheBest10]

I used this song in a project for the high school. AND... The teacher gave it a very good mark! YEAH!!

[@gabrote42]

Do you remember what it was about?

[@lemonada8958]

Proof of why homestuck is the best thing ever

[@dingus1787]

when your robot wife beats the shit out of some spider

[@Anonemus7]

+Dingus dude every day,

[@alexskywalker5478]

perf description

[@bonesmcrattley2849]

When some robot chick beats the shit out of your spider wife.

[@pollymortimer7411]

+Kajetan Niewiarowski I a g r e e

[@franklinharrow4398]

rip spider wife -5 - 200000000000 "eh she deserved it she killed tavros"

[@nepetaleijon7283]

:33< LET THE PAWDIES HIT THE FURLOOR, LET THE PAWDIES HIT THE FLOOR!

[@VitaEmerald324]

It'S aLl CoOl My DuDe! :o)

[@shadowfury694]

i LOVE THAT SONG,, iT'S HONESTLY AMAZING,,

[@intermet2637]

@@shadowfury694 D--> yes it is truly e%quisite

[@shadowfury694]

@@intermet2637 aGREED EQUIUS,,

[@CaribouGutSludge]

Horrid job everyone

[@leeshapon]

god this takes me back. homestuck soundtrack slaps so hard

[@leeshapon]

true!

[@alchemlemnis]

1 MILLION!!!!!!!

[@53ra]

Aaaa, finally, one of the best homestuck tracks hits the 7 figures!!

[@Not_Official_Gamer]

YEAAH YOU SO RIGHT FLANDRE FUMO

[@CrabbChips]

​@@53ra seven??

[@53ra]

@@CrabbChips 1 million? 7 figures? 100 thousand? 6 figures?

[@CrabbChips]

@@53ra oh fuck I was thinking of thr zeroes

[@NCHammer326]

I love this song, but I always felt like it ended two minutes early. I need moooooooore

[@hashtagNight]

[S] Vriska: Get Dunked On.

[@iruisoleil6370]

Lol [S] Vriska: Be important again in the Retconned timeline and dunk on Lord English

[@iruisoleil6370]

Because I am Homestuck Trash, enough explanation?

[@hashtagNight]

+Dat Weird 69er [S] Vriska: Dunk English like an 8-ball.

[@arisenspirit]

+J Bizzle That one person How could he not when he is already here!?!?!

[@InfurnozzPlayzMC]

this is something called homestuck not something else called undertale

[@too_online.3441]

2:23 There. The best part.

[@Cryptamen]

Cannot lie this was probably my favorite part of all of 1-5

[@candicecandice8202]

I always read this as crystal meth equius and I think thats a better title.

[@QuantaBee]

T)(is [S]...was so INTENS--E!

[@cameronwallace8265]

HOi, I'm TEmMiE! Oh, whoops wrong fandom.

[@gloveinabox2248]

+Lapis Lazuli (Queen of Homestuck trash) Are you having a chuckle?

[@woodfur00]

Me, 3 minutes ago: I need some shamelessly obnoxious goddamn noise to give me a headache. I know just the song. (Yes I actually did say that. Something is wrong with me. But I got what I came for.)

[@tpfang56]

Every variation of this song is epic, but this version is especially dark and badass.

[@campop12]

Even after all that she's done, I still believe that Vriska is a great character.

[@2ds_269]

Yeah same

[@XenobladeNerd]

M Woolf Characters like that usually are assholes but people like em cause they’re funny and get what’s coming to them personally I love em all

[@thebiolibrary5572]

You see, being a good character and a good person are very different things. Good characters have depth, and aren’t just cardboard cutouts, and good people do good things. Vriska has quite a bit of depth; I mean, look at her insults. According to Karkat, they’re Vriska’s way of redirecting insults on herself to other people. She’s not a good person, at all. She threw Tavros off of a goddamn cliff because she felt like it.

[@freyjabeikon6556]

"You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero."

[@spinnorsomething]

Kurloz Makara That quote literally just answered the guy above your comment.

[@superego160]

Fuckkk this song is one of THE best I've heard like, ever, especially since the reanimated fan thing

[@philtrashno2]

that video hit so hard

[@Lyedel]

This is easily my favorite track of all homestuck.

[@qwertyuiop84010]

One of my favorite Homestuck songs, by far... I just love the beat so much!

[@verdantViridity]

That moment when Homestuck really starts to make you go OOOOOOOOOOOOH SHEEEYUT!!!

[@SotiCoto]

Favourite Homestuck track. This one.

[@queenofice10]

this was my favorite flash. the music when aradia comes in is fantastic.

[@nunpiza]

I love this song metamorphosis

[@snowpocalypse69]

This song is so badass, and its corresponding flash is so badass.

[@jessepbigjdp]

I can't listen to this song without thinking about at least a few scenes out of Make Her Pay, mainly the ones with Vriska. Shes so awesome.

[@crusaderseraphym8838]

9 years later and i still believe this is one of the greatest songs. :o)

[@Markos2007]

This song is probably my favorite out of all of the music released for the comic.

[@voidnoidoid]

im rereading homestuck and hot damn is there 99999 truckloads of lore, character development and references. Holy cheeseballs Hussie you have outdone yourself

[@tyronasaurusrx7863]

such a nice bassline at the start

[@FarawayBrawlHacks]

Hands down the best and most deserved ass-whooping in the entirety of Homestuck.

[@DrakarusBonehelm]

So help me this song will play when I ascend to god tier!

[@0Advocat0]

...fellow Prince?

[@DrakarusBonehelm]

Close. Knight. But correct as well, because shenanigans. (Dual classes = long story)

[@0Advocat0]

Drakarus Bonehelm Interesting... But wouldn't you have to be two separate people for that?

[@DrakarusBonehelm]

To elaborate, I was referring too Scratch session and sprite/denizen shenanigans. Inheriting the power of your pre-scratch predecessor through complex sprite confusion and other paradox space mindfuckery. I am a knight/prince of void, and it's a long story. (I'd be happy to elaborate more, but I don't want to spam :P )

[@Azulgrad]

Drakarus Bonehelm Well this story got me interested

[@Aitherion]

This and Crystalanthemums are the best songs on this album.

[@fleegawn9352]

[S] Myself: Post Generic Comment

[@firegnat0061]

Byers, is that you?

[@sgtryoseirui6394]

You post a GENERIC COMMENT to not much avail. ==> Years in the future, but only 3... A random internet jackass responds to your GENERIC COMMENT. What will you do?

[@NachtCaraticus]

I got chills when I saw/heard this scene for the first time O_____o soooo epic...

[@antediluvian6211]

This still goes hard as hell

[@vasilikirigney537]

I need reread Homestuck.

[@applemuseumm]

The holy trinity. Crystalanthemums, Crystamanthequins and Crystalmethequins...

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

theres also one called crystalanthology or something

[@VromNath]

I remember listening to this over and over LONG BEFORE the flash.

[@flufftroopers1197]

Alternia Bad Future US

[@torilu5535]

I loved the epic staging in the video, Vriska is love

[@foxemerald9437]

I have a list full of reasons to hate Vriska Serket. 1. She's Vriska 2. She bullies my baby Tavros 3. Not blaming her for blinding Terezi cuz her being blind adds a lot of interest to her character, but still she killed Aradia by mocking her. 4. IDK MAN SHE IS LIKE ANNOYING? That's all, thanks

[@alarmlessRifleman]

Also her messing with John and Jade caused the whole prototyping mess and allowed Bec to prototype himself, creating Bec Noir. She created him by herself, on the sole purpose of having a "worthy enemy" to defeat. Thanks, Vriska.

[@venade9997]

bro does not like best girl, smh.

[@timaeusTechnopath]

VRISKA DID NOTHING WRO- *💥💥💥🔫*

[@foxemerald9437]

I don't hate her anymore, my apologies, 💙🕷️

[@bunnie606]

@@venade9997 fr

[@pcdsgh]

2:36 that picture will never fade away... *shivers* But I'm still rooting for you. 0u0

[@ChromeBezerker]

Smh if only it was 4 seconds longer

[@parvatin1759]

goes hard

[@URTehSuxor]

*This and Terezi Owns are the best Homestuck songs. Dang it autocorrect and mobile.

[@VromNath]

I love the fact that I loved listening to this BEFORE the flash.

[@kianarojas5652]

Only just now after years did I realize this DIDNT say crystalMethequins

[@thecrawler1265]

That's another song

[@twothcoopth]

This is the song I listen to when marching to battle in the desert.

[@helols3913]

I think this is my second favorite song from homestuck, the first being sburban jungle.

[@jpg3306]

0:49 everytime I hear this part i think it’s going to turn into the pmd2 medley but it doesn’t and I get so annoyed

[@lockstepped]

so i'm not the only one who hears a bit of pmd there? cool

[@GreenAgouti]

took me ages to spell this right trying to search it up

[@artemis2990]

Reminds me of the Volcano level in that old browser game, Dino Run!!!

[@pillowfort1834]

[S] MAKE HER PAY

[@rodolfocrespo4840]

Better name for the song: K A R M A

[@creamsodaluvr]

Listen at 0.75x speed. You’re welcome

[@DatFishyboi]

This is what is playing as I take my final exam right now. Atmosphere couldn't be more perfect.

[@poketrainermj]

Just a Homestuck-Undertale fan passing through. :'D

[@thechozopandash]

Good taste kid. Good fuckin taste. Play earthbound.

[@marciemoth]

+Dr. FUCKING Andonuts yess

[@Olallie]

+Dr. FUCKING Andonuts Weren't you the guy I sent the wikipedia page of ISIS and 9/11 to?

[@thechozopandash]

Deu Leyva I guess so. Hi asshat

[@Olallie]

Dr. FUCKING Andonuts Ello

[@Choralseptic]

the part where the metal clacks come in (also known as the part where aradia starts roughing up vriska) is the best part oh my god. favorite flash, even though two of my top favorite characters battle it out and one ends up dying

[@freyjabeikon6556]

Anyone else get "That one Volcano level from the old flash game Dino Run" vibes from this song?

[@mossyabyss9574]

Y E S that is my childhood

[@MaoRatto]

Dino Run, infact this is a COPY of that song if compare 0:50 back to back 0:50 of them. Though Dino Run came FIRST.

[@callistephus42]

This is like the essence of industrialwave

[@FLUTTERNINJA]

Can this be the theme of the Gigapause?

[@FrozenxDeath]

No. The theme of the Gigapause is The Imperial March.

[@SD-mc2ef]

FrozenxDeath *Darth Vader breathing in the background*

[@charmikarma9726]

Yes. Yes it can. Well, if I had any authority. :/ Unfortunately, I don't.

[@scrambo6182]

FrozenxDeath I believe that "Elevatorstuck" is more suited to the Gigapause

[@FrozenxDeath]

Just go look at pages 008747-008752. Then you'll understand.

[@henryenslin9010]

Chris, man the quins!!

[@zorxtom7803]

How does a song sound so intimidating?

[@ExtremeBirdTypography]

Is anyone else reminded of the Apocalypse music from Dino Run by this song? That drum beat especially, it's nearly identical to the beat of the Apocalypse music!

[@gwensleepyhead2673]

Yessss!!