troglodyte

unnamed smp episode 1
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Xavi - Your Struggle is Also Mine

[@kyrbdere]

heart palpagunnatation bro get real

[@pulsar-_-4504]

so real

[@asphinx8593]

Too real fr

[@sam_68]

this comment induced a fatal playboi cartiac arrest

[@sauce5893]

tylernol the creator can't help with it

[@Fukit...wait_what]

Yo fresh off a 3 month t break and ripping on a tre house watermelon gushers penji while watching your high craft series and am so fucking jealous of your friend group that shit looks so fire

[@bonkoloid]

i luv when cooper does the fast mining edits it feels like bro a musty rodent

[@bofa987]

real asf

[@666verylongcat8]

Banger tweet

[@justuspickle]

he goin TURBO right out the gate in this one

[@redmist6630]

baby drown with trident during rain is really bad

[@_white_crow_]

how the fuck is this comment from 3 days ago the video just dropped

[@eeveenads]

mason winning the biggest hater contest every. single. time.

[@picklediamond]

wouldn't have it any other way

[@redmist6630]

sam winning the loudest mic award

[@megasparklegoomba6807]

_Ever._ Sangle. Time?

[@gatertod2018]

Certified hater. Rated for all audiences.

[@masriiunique]

Spel 🎉😮😊

[@helloilovemycat]

Ngl wishing these had vods so I could watch all the progress like an ancient wizard

[@ihatebritain3942]

His lawyers advise against such activities

[@solace42O-l8b]

REAL

[@y0ur2truly]

YES

[@archivist8523]

would be so nice fr

[@floinker476]

I think he has a vod channel called Cscoop throwaway

[@Zach135]

Chuffing back a fat dart while throwing stones at old people

[@curghi3851]

my kinda man

[@redmist6630]

his ass better not be in a glass house

[@TheMemeBorrower.]

Bro we be eating ham an xheese sandwiches tossin boulders at trees n shii

[@user-mrmirajizhere-927]

i love how coopers building style is "pretty good minecraft 1.5.2 build", it literally looks nostalgic

[@JoaoLucas-se7vz]

Mason calling Logan a troglodyte for not fixing the farm and then not being able to fix it himself is just top tier comedy ngl

[@anthonymeoni633]

We cant make farms like that nowadays. Grandpa says we forgot how😔

[@kyletheidi0t456]

The story arc of Logan breaking masons bonemeal farm is actually top-tier shakespearian tragedy

[@redmist6630]

wasnt it a carrot farm? just trinna get the scripture accurate

[@jothyeen]

@@redmist6630 im not an expert but my guess is the machine was turning carrots into bonemeal with an automated composter

[@Goobie_gooberton]

Pretty sure it was in the skeleton spawner, so he turned skeletons into bone meal to grow carrots

[@wolfthorn7243]

Layin face down kickin my feet over my head for this one

[@archivist8523]

fr this is some of the funniest shit I've seen in years. 10/10 vid

[@thewhitejackharlow]

yo i was just watching this laying on my bed kicking my feet in the air

[@matthewaguirre9517]

"BIGSHRIMPIN'" "get the *hell* away from me" was unreasonably funny to me

[@FIJIFUREVER]

How Travis said “you dragged yourself in” was so funny

[@squidfeet7278]

20:01 dude that sounded like he dropped into a pool hahaha Also I loved the more lets play part at the end, this vid was a great balance. You should add a well in your castle that goes down into a goblin layer or somethin like theat dude!!

[@cscoopvevo]

well is kinda genius...

[@w1zard.bl00d]

would be boss asf

[@waterbottle6644]

Dude literally spilled *all* the water

[@jye8345]

Just finished a 28 hour shift at the ball crushing factory. I'm so glad to be locked in a room with no way out, with only cscoop upload to bring me solace in this soul-crushing hellscape. I love my job

[@brandonseveriano41]

stay strong brother

[@zeugmaflowers]

no way I work at the ball stealing plant next door

[@turtlemeat.]

word

[@m.i.c.h.o]

I just got off of a 15 hour shift at the teeth harvesting facility, this hits so hard

[@chlochlo5881]

mikey literally ALWAYS cracks me up inebriated or not bruh

[@imac5834]

inebriated

[@archivist8523]

@@imac5834 imbibed

[@w1zard.bl00d]

@@archivist8523under the influence, even

[@samgidget]

Seeing Wynncraft at 22:21 is such a crazy feeling. I loved that server so much and i remember in a previous video you guys were talking about it. A high craft on wynncraft would go hard, love the smp aswell!!!

[@cobintorrola7376]

This gotta be the best idea ive ever read.

[@dalipoc1664]

THIS GOTTA HAPPEN

[@Surr3alD3sign]

​@@cobintorrola7376 its really not Wynn is grindy as shit and hard to just make a video out of without spending 10s of hours working on something

[@cobintorrola7376]

@@Surr3alD3sign I totally agree, but i mostly would just love to see them play wynncraft since i also love the server. But I agree it would probably be a lot of work for minimal content, and if Cooper doesnt feel like then yeah its fine.

[@archivist8523]

@@Surr3alD3sign I mean it's not like this crew hasn't already made videos out of grindy as shit games yk? Some of these highcrafts are so long they're 2 parters I could see a highwynn being good

[@themothjam]

thank u for manually subtitling these videos scoop ur a madman & we all appreciate it. ps. not to be a sap but my close friendgroup fell apart this year n ive been kinda lonely without the game nights in vc :') these vids r a comfort thanks for sharing the joy

[@eyelacked]

can relate. lost all my friends the end of this year and it sucks. i just found these guys literally tonight and i love them. def new comfort channel

[@its_zack9038]

Gotta say the mining edits you do are orgasmic.

[@randominternetbro6562]

Literally gooning

[@galaxywas_taken]

realest shit i’ve seen all day

[@71aandl97]

nobody can understand how much i love watching this type of videos and how much i'm enjoying every second of any cscoop videos rn

[@AsherIsNotSober]

I love when cooper posts while im baked like an apple pie. It just feels right

[@salvesson]

logan n alex’s friendship in these videos is sum i need

[@taylady]

“oh you’re calling MY pet nosey” LOL

[@CharlieParadigm]

I needed this tonight

[@razts]

this was freakin awesome chooper thank you for another epic adventure

[@chamberpops]

20:54 the "WHAT" absolutely obliterated me 💀

[@skelliess]

7:00 no cause barce is RIGHT!!! mojang would’ve taken 12 years to add what it added if they never thought of the glowsquid. plus they’re CUTE!!!!

[@drunkdadof4]

20:02 TRAVIS YOU DID NOT SPILL WATER YOU FELL IN A POOL

[@renaeplum346]

so excited to see the creation of castle de coop

[@spacekid2608]

raw beef diamond shovel goes hard

[@_white_crow_]

the sped up bits of you just mining or building are always so satisfying to my high brain

[@Mr.Samoloth]

I love how 80% of people here watch these videos stoned and the other 20% wish they were stoned.

[@666verylongcat8]

One with your elytra spread is insnae

[@pillgrimm]

I love that joko is always either very kind or mimicking the screams of hell

[@w1zard.bl00d]

the witch potion really brought his grandpa back to life

[@ThereafterJune]

Aspergers Syndome compells me to state that the subtitles at 16:30 should read "Aye" and not "I."

[@jdputt8329]

Cscoop be like “New SMP episode 1” and then have the entire SMP footage in said episode

[@lukedave9998]

Dope, can't wait to watch more of this SMP

[@boldrinus]

Hope this series continues. I love you goofy fellas

[@turtle5481]

The joko-shrimpin dynamic is a force of nature

[@MnsterMeat]

Hello fellow patreon paladins

[@itsgoobers]

>:)

[@666verylongcat8]

Yessirrr

[@ang3lics962]

patreon paladins unite👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨

[@redmist6630]

I feel like troglodyte is gonna turn out to be very racist or something like caucazoid and mongaliod

[@abom_ng9963]

Hitting the homemade cart bong crafted from Home Depot tubes and various drink vessels

[@Its109TheGamer]

27:30 the raw beef shovel had me dead

[@yxko1]

menji's brain activating at the mere mention of twinks was gold

[@DevilsAdocate1593]

the odds of that baby drowned spawning with a trident are about 0.3% chance of spawning

[@recyclingbin2769]

Cooper uploads, eating good ramen, straight vibes Good times when Coopa is in da house :D

[@JusstDexx]

A blessing from the lord. Only thing missing was a fever dream merch plug

[@UnIockables]

"you can STAND on the bruh?!?!?" 5:23 😂

[@capitanice6353]

it's so weird seeing a cooper minecraft video with modern textures

[@xmz_4]

bro travis sounds like season 1 morty from rick and morty

[@masongroeger1009]

Saving the world instead of starting over every time is actually dope bro. I actually get so hyped every time one of these drops

[@troglodyte480]

Epic name for this video

[@Local_Leo21]

I love it when travis goes primal mode and its always when he spills something. Classic

[@pine_9356]

this is healing, lov u scooper

[@kosmickalamity7071]

So excited for another smp that ends after 3 vids :) wonder when he’ll make the next one

[@FirstNameLastName-lu5nr]

“Watch out the ladder might f him up- yup.”

[@janputz4157]

The sniffer through the wall got me fucked up.

[@mymek6156]

I love you Alex! I wouldn't skip the video if I would know he is in it

[@justuspickle]

cooper comes with the assist to save my week

[@milesd.8083]

cscoop’s videos make me enjoy minecraft content in a way i haven’t in years

[@OldSchoolSoundscape]

you guys all share a beautiful thing. If sometimes people get mad or whatever, please be patient and understanding. It's all love bros; love seeing these vids (:

[@Gladijatorrrya]

I love yalls vibe so much omg

[@phoeshin]

Wow, man! Thought you were a smaller channel with this quality, but then I checked the subscriber count!! Love the video bro 🤙

[@sneakytree7979]

20:02 it sounds like traves placed a water bucket

[@rosepunked]

absolutely goated cscoop vid, id love to see future vids in the style of the last 3 minutes of this one

[@ruhyt]

appreciation comment for the hours it definitely takes to not just caption, but also color code ever video and also do the block mining edits. adds genuinely so much to the videos

[@agreeable_anger]

when mason's yelling is quieter than sam's normal speech then you know he needs to turn his mf mic down

[@bezurkr]

this is, without a doubt, my favorite KZbin channel, love the vibes

[@Another_Online_Alias]

Thoroughly enjoyed this

[@martonk]

The fast edit is absolutely a Cscoop staple

[@westamericanwarlord7203]

I liked the lets play stuff at the end. You should do more videos like that

[@barf_death]

Bold choice for the name “New SMP” but I like it 🙏

[@Sydistic]

31:57 Not planning builds is my favorite, improv is way more fun

[@yaelkennedy55]

im so sick and this will help me recover thank u scoop

[@djoge4092]

average minecraft lets play 0:33 seconds in and you already have that did a little grinding off camera

[@moonjjaguar]

fr one of my favorite cscoop vids so far !!!!! loved this one so muchhh

[@Monofett]

20:02 rekrap ahh moment i love this vid. plus everything else you made with friends.

[@sam_68]

22:50 "so you like magenta?" "get em bro!"

[@UncOfNotableSize]

New SMP? That’s the fifth one this week cooper!

[@little-hater]

holy jesus this video had me reduced to tears. straight fainted on a 1800s chaise with how in hysterics i am rn

[@branst5503]

ah man absolutely love these types of videos you make, just vibin with the boys and postin it on youtube, wish that was me bro 😭

[@svej6912]

love ur editing style. its like little MC skits.

[@k-rom8694]

you and erick khan and mac miller are like personal heroes to me

[@just.a.jester8233]

Thank you for all the laughs! Watching your videos reminds me of all the times i used to hang out for long nights in the VC with my friends all over the world. Today I mostly play games on my own, nobody really close to me playing any of the games i have. Its strange to have nostalgia over something i could still have again in the future,.

[@arrolace]

i have a horrible throbbing headache and it hurts to look at the screen but it makes me feel happy

[@cegorach5943]

Ive gotten way too busy with work to watch videos just for fun, but whenever I have the time I love watching your videos. They always make me laugh so hard. Thank you!

[@_def_not_am4613]

These SMPS really just be documenting that two week MC phase

[@purpledurple]

bruh getting high and watching you guys is now my favourite thing

[@ushelushel1]

i loved the drunk chaos of the hunger games clipshow so so much

[@mommyslayer87]

19:15 bro that zombie jumpscare is insane

[@deezusmaximus3554]

this is such a top 5 video its so joyous and funpilled.

[@bellawilson206]

this feels like the good old days dawg please keep ts going

[@fraunsberg]

20 seconds in, can't even imagine how much time it took for all this mining. Absolutely ideal art.

[@OnlyNeedJuan]

The fuckin water spill moment, fuckin kills me, the "off in the distance" water disaster sound, the "OH MY GOD", it's too much.

[@partifact]

I needed this, thanks cooper

[@scemokingerin]

am i the only one who noticed coop putting "LOL" in his inventory out of diamonds LMAOOO 😭😭

[@BestLuluNa]

I think I’m in love with Trav, his laugh is so cute 😭😭😭

[@jimmerframed6988]

New cscoop upload while I'm moving out of college, hell yeah

[@connorjm1782]

i love it when cooper uploads

[@chest_athletics]

FLOOR IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beehives look really nice as hardwood floors, there a little expensive but try it out especially considering you already have the farms to make them

[@raindropollo]

i love this content i feel like ive watched it before because i remember cscoop and ur voice is soo familar i js idk but i found you again and its the best time whenever i watch ur vids

[@cursedcoconut1069]

make a drop down with some sticky pistons and slime, like something that kicks you into a pool of water