We Sliced Giant Watermelons and Giant SimplyChris's with a Laser Katana in Teardown!

[@Soo-not-halal-mode]

First

[@mythman2005]

No

[@sarmisthadas4677]

Remarkably fast...I like it

[@michaelandrew3731]

​@@mythman2005yes

[@lesliebierman4250]

Love u ctop ur the best play a game called little nightmares this is only a suggest

[@lesliebierman4250]

I watched it 1 month ago because it's when it came out lol

[@jellybeanissuperior1971]

5:10 is a literal nuke

[@HeidiMuller-uh4ub]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@user-mg9gd5ck2h]

love your vids it make me happy 👍👍

[@afox5050]

SAME!

[@thebananacatgod6104]

Play more Minecraft mods plz

[@Blueguy-2379]

Yea

[@austincampbell8061]

👍

[@MomnaUmair-cp5mh]

😡😡😡

[@OfTHESnakeholeLounge]

:oP

[@aydenslupczewski7052]

2nd

[@prowlersupersonic]

0:03 reverse cycology

[@prowlersupersonic]

Instead of Mario kills a goomba, goomba kills mario

[@jolarbarros2047]

10/10

[@jolarbarros2047]

10/10😅

[@Yawkzer]

Epik video as usual

[@caidenhijara521]

That guy face is gone now🙃 0:47

[@OfTHESnakeholeLounge]

??

[@CardiacFlea7971]

You guys always make me laugh

[@oliverthedabber4199]

I remember this being my first ever ctop Video I’ve ever seen

[@cinthiarosasromero5239]

Mi tu

[@HobbesAndSilverAdventures]

This was my first Ctop video

[@Unkn0wn-ex1]

Ctop and I have the same favorite star wars sound!

[@realdrmc]

5:10 High pitched chris

[@brenndynhood7193]

ctop will always be my favorite simply chris is my 7th favorite and that's saying somthing

[@Godzilla1023KOM]

You make good vids

[@thebananacatgod6104]

I love your vids so much!!!!!!!!

[@kirstiehorner1485]

I love your videos

[@HydroxOverOreo]

The existence of Watermelons can only mean that there is Earthmelons, Firemelons, and, Airmelons these are... The Elemelons

[@telemax9917]

Elemelon is hard to pronounce

[@Creeper_Feacher2009]

Ryan Lombard

[@doudou6251]

When a slice of watermelon, earthmelon, firemelon, and airmelon eaten the eater will be granted total control to the eleme.on

[@TheTrialsSweatsAreInMyGame]

Ela's melons

[@Darkpump-kg8dp]

I’ve seen this too much it not funny

[@Nbhles]

Hi I love your videos

[@TV23455]

😍😍😍😍🦔🌺🎉r fresh

[@ethanparker5528]

Crop the multiplayer mod is work again

[@isotope9893]

Action sandbox " 👏👏👏👏 " action sandbox "👏👏👏👏" action sandbox "👏👏👏👏"

[@naiomimendez3762]

FEAR MY PICKLES OF DOOM Quote of the day

[@johnstoski3375]

I love when chris is toad

[@johnstoski3375]

It's so funny

[@mazenabdallah7036]

I like how you playing tear down

[@Lynx-2724]

oh ya! my fav parts of mario games is when hes steps on goombas and he gets cut in half! thats my fav part of mario! 0:00

[@prathamthakur8815]

Mine is when a c come in and kills all the goombas

[@Lynx-2724]

@@prathamthakur8815 understandable

[@shanettebellamy9234]

7

[@Lynx-2724]

@@shanettebellamy9234 wut?

[@logtrainzipftt5549]

3:30 farmer when marshens arrived: go on get you dang old marshes get off my farm

[@afox5050]

Can you make more blade and sorcery vids?

[@Meoraniq]

You video are best

[@fluffthesheep9192]

At 12:56 in the video I think Chris was just thinking “LETS SCARE HIM!”

[@naingwaikyi82]

CTOP you make a Chair

[@nimrodcaluyo366]

that was funny

[@TheElder115]

you are the best youtuber ever

[@vincebananacat3656]

Second

[@JolaHucz]

Goomba: ahhhhhh! ctop:Die :sikeo voice😂

[@Monkey_God_579]

that was the first video from ctop if watched

[@Aaccount5062]

His power level is over 9000

[@Userrook]

Hi everyone!

[@edwinsanchez6799]

Ctop teardown's multi-player works just so you know

[@JohnRavenSugan]

*_-WELL ALL SO ALL MS PA PA PA--_*

[@ryansmit328]

This is the first ctop video I ever watched

[@Dylan-y9n]

Ok

[@BatteryWolf55]

4:07 BEST PART! 😂

[@josegamboa3250]

0:27 A is what i rank this video

[@narman9089]

Thanks for making such good videos!!

[@sexsissie]

Bugsnax it's really fun

[@pikafam3575]

I love it

[@sebgreydelmonte-ft4mf]

This is my favorite video

[@pricefenderson3611]

The person with the freaking swords he literally has the perfect way of how to talk to aliens

[@gideonaldrinraguindin7416]

yes

[@brendabatey3637]

I’ve booked three going in for me wonder why I got my so we know one to bother me so please buy burgers. Your mum so looks

[@Connor-fn1fz]

Sxfdvcc 4:37

[@therock13yago62]

13:10 ctop is going insane 😂

[@user-fx3ky5jy5m]

Ctop? More like stop get it?

[@tinytheeaglefan]

What are you saying?

[@therock13yago62]

@@tinytheeaglefan hes saying stop, is that not obvious?

[@tinytheeaglefan]

Hey bro my son watches this under my account he’s only 10, he’s the one who commented. So no it wasn’t obvious to him or he wouldn’t of asked. Thanks for responding though.

[@therock13yago62]

@@tinytheeaglefan aah, ok.

[@therock13yago62]

11:50 ctop started going insane just like toad is

[@gcarmichael26]

14:28 How to cut alot of watermelons at once! Step 1:

[@johnstoski3375]

You need like 5 melons and 1 chris

[@Evil_titan-cameraman495.]

Welcome to earth

[@omaramo19]

"Shut up pickles!" Imagine being Ctop's neighbour.

[@V22.]

yes

[@tugayaalfonso7549]

the neighbour: o_o

[@kerrioneill1486]

That profile pic tho

[@mathewrobins4306]

XD

[@Dragonboy-fc8qt]

Lol nice one

[@backwoodsdoc5023]

Leaving a like for more alien Chris

[@celoniaosoro402]

Can Chris please do some pitch shifting in the next video and I love this one

[@tashinasalas-treadway1325]

i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@pricefenderson3611]

Imagine if you were definitely neighbors with crop

[@deanherring3622]

Wife: I think someone is murdering someone next door Husband: no…..our neighbor is playing tare down again

[@mofibobo22]

And yes we will

[@Malierz]

3:11 i like this part where ctop just kept shooting the ailen chris

[@OfTHESnakeholeLounge]

I have tear down 😊

[@fletcherraleigh8220]

Who else gets the feeling rentals actually are a thing with aliens somewhere?

[@andreadavid606]

Yeha I think

[@cat-bc9ho]

Me too

[@ronniehenryjr6921]

To me ctop is the funniest KZbinr 😂

[@allencastro6626]

Remider: ctop you sayed in the last wobblie life video you sayed that the next video of wobblie life you and crish where going to use the New hoverbord

[@drakeedwards4902]

Chris

[@chriscullum8028]

Maybe do a a video what year does Ryan Cris because that’s a boss battle❤

[@kilerdillpickle]

Ctop and Chris should be a actor. Change my mind.

[@ridhochanel6263]

if there's a backpack there will be a frontpack sidepack toppack

[@anti_knight7324]

Also why always the princess I mean it’s funny but still

[@deanherring3622]

Ctop refused to turn it back

[@robincoleman5186]

Hi

[@MajronStudios]

6:18 He’s like Mr. Krabs in the season one episode squeaky boots; where he starts going insane from hearing the squeaky noise of the boots that he gave SpongeBob.

[@keonefrancis5323]

Chainsaw Man; I Need To Return Into Denji

[@perchance677]

this video became the alien series

[@zat-1-fury]

5:10 it makes me laugh so much more than the rest of the episode

[@johnstoski3375]

Yeah

[@matthewyerly705]

Third

[@anti_knight7324]

First comment

[@chriskaufman299]

Cool

[@GoofyMemesr]

I wish that they still did multiplayer

[@melissawoodall8556]

I don't know I'm slowly turning into a pickle rick

[@quinotaki1127]

Lol

[@elizabethshen3083]

Hey ctop I like your vids

[@therock13yago62]

I love how there are so many different johns, john roomba, john teardown… What’s next john chris, whos the size of an ant

[@Phoenix-gw4ch]

How about John Cena

[@pocketantplayer4046]

how about John Ctop

[@jlaporte25]

Its me john doodle the inventor of paper

[@dawnmartin6808]

Does tear down cost money?

[@JAMESJACKSONANDJADEPOWESONSIVA]

@@Phoenix-gw4ch HUGTTO PRECURE OF DEATH 8:22

[@ton57386]

best vid

[@rockateart9752]

Hello I am first Edit 1 year Later: how are people finding this comment on a channel I don't like now?

[@Baby-f.]

Hello first I’m Tony

[@DRAGONSRock]

Hello First my name is Joey

[@TiniHanz]

Hi first I'm dad

[@rockateart9752]

Hi guys my brother is last

[@martinhyde3042]

Hello first I’m 3rd

[@greedy4117]

12:39😄😄😄😄😄

[@therock13yago62]

12:55 ctop got jumpscared by a walking mushroom whos 3’4

[@SylviaRustyFae]

1:00 Bcuz everyone wud jump on Goomba and brk it!

[@loganjames2551]

Chris would be a great voice actor

[@glennsacramento7647]

🎉🎉🎉wow

[@therock13yago62]

I’m guessing when he shot a pickle off the map it just permanently flew around saying pickle

[@gemma4059]

Wow just wow

[@HelluvaVerseXtra]

Its so funny how they always try to make a situation in every scene

[@davidchhetri173]

Ipad?

[@timefortd7750]

I miss tear down vids :(

[@MajronStudios]

You just can’t fail to make my day, thank you.

[@quesadilla-mi_bomboclaut]

hola time to eat the mario universe!!! MAAAAMAAAAMaAAA

[@stevenrochester7015]

(When Ctop holds on the phone) Chris:"He called you just to put you on hold?" Ctop:"Yea.John romba was kind of a jer-(Both laghing) I THOUGT that was weird!He's an eccentric entrepreneur you know." Chris:"He's like hello Ctop yes hold oh." Ctop:"It's a power thing.I do the same thing when I call pepole."

[@markhubertfisher2325]

hi i like wat you said i gave it a fums up ok >_

[@stevenrochester7015]

@@markhubertfisher2325 'k

[@innatjahjono2238]

12:55 was so funny

[@Dragonlord2704]

Chris’ Toad impression made my day

[@aaronnathanial3485]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaassaaaaaaasaaassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@johnstoski3375]

Yeah same

[@JuanSanchez-ry8kw]

Your the best ctop

[@therock13yago62]

3:18 he just sounds like hes having stroke or drank to many energy drinks

[@epikprodem]

second

[@rockateart9752]

MAKE MOONKNIGHT COME BACK sorry sorry I mean HEADLESS MOONKNIGHT

[@markhubertfisher2325]

YES i want headless moonknight back pls ctop PLS CTOP.

[@leviyoung1353]

Simply top op op simply top