Cultaholic Wrestling Podcast 209: Who Will Win The WWE Royal Rumble 2022 Matches?

[@moodrooms]

Ross with the greatest intro to a podcast ever 😂

[@michelewatson6747]

Someone mentioned Machine Gun Kelly and I spat my beer out I laughed so hard remembering an OSW episode when Maff referred to him as 'Shot Gun Charlie' Cheers lads.

[@dscul97]

"This is Adolf, hello everybody!" I can tell this is going to be a great podcast already

[@KL12199]

I got slightly aroused...

[@jasonjimerson7046]

Ross was off to a fast start here...

[@Sai2424]

That Dave and Alvarez impression was SPOT on 😂😂

[@iamdilbro]

Love jack's Hot Fuzz reference that nobody popped for

[@yasa122]

Im crying “This is adolf, hello everybody” that was hilarious!!!

[@wickideazy]

"You Look Mah-velous" is an old Billy Crystal catchphrase from SNL.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708]

I’m sticking with Bayley. My prediction is that we’re gonna finally get that four horsewoman fatal 4way main even at mania this year. And I’m sticking with it

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708]

It’s probably more likely that it would just be Bayley vs Charlotte but dammit I’m sticking with my prediction

[@ahmadceasar5484]

I love this prediction but I think Sasha had a serious injury so I'd be hard to work her in but I like Bayley as the 2022 women rumble winner I always thought she was very underated in terms of the horse women

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708]

@@ahmadceasar5484 If what I heard is correct, Sasha is set to miss rumble but she should be back by mania

[@KMmouse20]

Maff's Bryan Alvarez was pitch perfect lmao 😂😂😂

[@KMmouse20]

@@UncleElvis69 11:28

[@Whomidifier]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Ross, sorry, "Adolf's" beard looks fantastic. I'm so glad he gave it a shot

[@Nbflowers1989]

This is going back to this time last year, I still want the Culty lads to do a cooking show. Specifically Ross and Owen. They had a lovely conversation about food and their conflicting tastes. For some reason, I really enjoy hearing about the food and candies the Brits have and even have tried multiple foods on their recommendations. Signed, An Anglophile American.

[@aaaarg7053]

Maffew's right, Griff is the star of that team, and if he was given half the spotlight Pilman's been given, everyone would know it.

[@joeywrestling9536]

The lights drop….. “You think you know me” on the kazoo 😂🤣😂🤣

[@EvaWaffel]

Love ya Maffew 💜

[@Nbflowers1989]

1:09:45 Ross is right. Get enough of his Moves of the Week going and then rank 'em like Gary KZbin would! I'm here for the content!

[@chrisharris3943]

Jack having a great time on this podcast. You love to see it

[@cmd_bantha_fodder4616]

If Vince stood up we would see that he's wearing tissue boxes on his feet and trying to escape RAW via "The Sproose Moose"

[@chrishowell6469]

🤣🤣🤣 He points a gun at Pritchard. "I said hop in."

[@ChrisJohnson-ql1xn]

ahhhh ross, I personally know the Ash Preston you discussed. He is such an awesome lad, local comedian and wrestling encyclopedia. We have had many drunk wrestling discussions in bars in our town

[@DJDoubleCee]

If Bayley comes back, I can see her winning the women’s royal rumble.

[@hello1721]

Not surprised they didn't like the Cody promo, but the crowd liked it and lots of the internet said it was good. Definitely not the same as the Ogogo promo.

[@EpicWayOfFailing]

I really liked Codys promo this week on Dynamite :D

[@spiv]

Maffew saying Jemima Puddleduck around 1:17:55 blows my mind that he watches the same farm channel as me! 🤣

[@ryanh.6487]

First it was Friday and now Thursday. I swear, Jack is gonna nominate every days of the week

[@MCYonazz]

Looking forward to the Monday Controversy, then

[@ImageNationProject]

Long term booking with this hall of fame

[@Grimlock1975]

Gunther Stark was a mid card member of the Nazi Party at best - Ross :D

[@SharifKridane]

Let's go! The weekend can finally really begin. After what happened to WALTER this is gonna be a good one!

[@zubrhero5270]

The mug game is on point today lads.

[@omarvazquez3355]

Great podcast guys! Cultaholic is the GOAT of wrestling on KZbin 🥳

[@HandsomeSassage]

I've been predicting Bayley to win the Rumble since the day she got injured. If she does win, it may just be the most satisfying wrestling moment in my life.

[@gtag2040]

at 2:10:03 when they're talking about toilet blockages I just was reminded of when James Buckley of Inbetweeners fame clogged Gavin of the Slow mo guys toilet with just poo

[@HeezNeez]

Well, I’m 1 minute in, and there’s no way it hasn’t peaked. Thanks a lot, Ross.

[@frozen_furnace]

Maffew’s Riddle at 1:19:11 sounded so much like Maffew’s Bryan Alvarez 😂😂😂

[@chrishowell6469]

That whole section where you were talking about blocked toilets was fucking hilarious!

[@dominiclevy4481]

That Ross intro needs to go in the Hall of Fame

[@youdontknowjack6682]

Strangely, Jack has the same t shirt and name as me. Because we are the same guy

[@matthewfulton4863]

2:42:14 bit of an underrated one but I love a lion bar. They've done a white chocolate one too would highly recommend. PS Jack would love Twirl bites 🍫

[@ratedrelentless8842]

It’s a 3-hour podcast. I beg of you to play the whole ‘Move of the Week’ jingle 😜

[@Nbflowers1989]

Best podcast on KZbin!

[@lazypaladin]

"The Would I Lie to You thing." Yes! That! I've been arguing with myself for past few days as to why!😂 And why Would I Lie to You?!😂

[@mitch9225]

Jack’s Phoenix Nights reference was golden; feel incredibly sorry for the people it’s lost on

[@JMC1396]

Dirty Eddie needs to not only win, but also become the official mascot of the cultaholic hall of fame.

[@dano_the_collector8421]

Veer Mahaan is totally winning. I hear he’s coming soon 😂

[@JordanK14]

I mean with all the build up hes gotta make an impact right?? 😂😂

[@uklisbro]

See this is why everyone confused the vignette said coming shoulda said cumming diff show

[@dano_the_collector8421]

@@JordanK14 😂 no doubt 🤣🤣

[@dano_the_collector8421]

@@uklisbro 😂😜

[@JosseNoy]

Tight three hours this week, can't say I saw that coming

[@Paolo10692]

It sounds like a heart monitor - 😭 perfect Alvarez

[@franklingoodwin]

You never see Vince standing up these days? He definitely was standing up when he got out of his limo with that golden egg and made everyone cheer him and the egg 😄

[@diabeticman2194]

At this rate the most meta thing that could be nominated for the Hall of Fame is the concept of Jack nominating a concept for the Hall of Fame

[@patrickmitchell9068]

The bodybuilder shooting Ninjas made my day

[@chimpmasterflex]

I wasn't expecting maffew to bring up the italian tifa thing

[@youdontknowjack6682]

Vince: ‘this is a bag of money. Which I won’t give you’

[@sh-spectrum409]

Aw, prime opportunity missed to have Maffew with a very not amused face as the thumbnail! 😆😆

[@chrishowell6469]

"By the way, I don't want to be called 'Eddie' anymore; I want to be called... 'Dirty Eddie'. So out of the way, punk, while I shoot off the lock!" "Look, Eddie, do you want to be skinned alive and buggered?" "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!"

[@lazypaladin]

Sidenote: Horrible theory; Cody beats Sami at B Break. Takes the TNT Title to Rumble. How, Vince wouldn't allow it?! Hoodie mate, baggy one zipped up. Ya golden 👌

[@TheWJimi]

Ross broke me on the intro, the 331 bus didn’t know what hit it

[@benbalgie8386]

If you like a lot of wrestling on a Friday.

[@commodorecheckers]

Jack and I were both born in Thursday, October 1 of different years. Weird af

[@monkeytime9851]

Did he say "Asuka World" was a disaster? I miss Asuka. I'd love to see her "world".

[@wilsonchadbenitez3021]

"I don't know if there is a god in hell" -Ross. "If there is a god in hell, it's me!" -Chad

[@mattcholibre]

I like this video

[@linush2001]

nice it took 1 min before you took a shot at wwe

[@montybarnes7]

T'Pau took their name from a Vulcan princess on Star Trek (the original series).

[@joedonnelly2133]

I like this video. Did Jack say Skye Blue isn't nearly emo enough to be his type? 2:28:08

[@ukiuki3834]

WALTER leader of RINGKAMPF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gunther leader of imperium

[@JasperJunior94]

If ya liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike

[@Hellering_Inc]

Rollins and Sasha

[@Hellering_Inc]

Imo. Also hey first again.

[@TheWJimi]

Re: Nobby Solano’s question, would love to see Darby bump for Lesnar

[@TheWJimi]

@@VelvetMetrolink where's he's caught and f5'd? Or is that too far?

[@michaelfish8642]

Index gets called up for a feud with the Copelands

[@chrishowell6469]

RIP Lola. ❤

[@jasonjimerson7046]

The concept of Thursdays? With the way Jack was starting, I thought his entry for the HOF was WALTER.

[@thefiggamehunt6946]

I've lost the distraction podcast this week lads so please don't ever leave me..... I couldn't take it

[@chrishowell6469]

"The Bounty Hunter that couldn't find his Bounty." Probably because it was flushed down the toilet.

[@johnnelson3797]

lookup...Billy Crystal, Hulk Hogan, Mr T

[@wiegrafzerolok]

Why is Maffew utterly fixated with making sure as many people as possible are aware of the most embarrassing thing to happen to Aliyah lol

[@pelleheikki]

"oh you touch my tralala ooh my ding ding dong" - GUNTHER

[@J-Glo]

If the Rizz Pizz isn't "I'm a say a chocolate and you think of the first wrestler that comes to mind" I'll be sad. And if the answer to every single one isn't Mark Henry ill be very disappointed 🤣

[@Aidan_ODonnell]

I don’t watch WWE so when they brought up the Sonya taking her jacket off segment, i thought it was a bit the lads were doing 😂

[@bwernard]

FINN BALOR IS OVER 40?! Goddamit, what did I do with my life.

[@MJ_R0S3]

Hook vs roman and brock 2v1 with hook going over is the true dream match

[@peterohlhornjr]

He really went there!!!! Ach du scheisse Ross. Du hast Eier!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@olliemoor1537]

The blocked toilet patter maybe could have been cut 😆

[@12XFixer]

Almost 3 hours, i can clean every room in the neighborhood while listening to this.

[@chrishowell6469]

Cody should just go full heel. The vague "is he/isn't he?" thing can only go so far. I think his promos would benefit too.

[@Tchnfrq]

so jack did want to make the hattrick in the hall of fame then?

[@Drollpanther]

Griff Garrison is a million times better than pillman jr currently. Maffew is right

[@garyblackburn3080]

Theyre both awful...if they would have one turn on the other. .and join Black feud em against each other tho...i think itd help

[@emerje0]

Do you no have plungers over there?

[@vampman87]

With the WWE getting rid of so many of its wrestlers, I'm banking on Charlotte winning the Royal Rumble and choosing Becky as her opponent, and of course Brock and Roman will beat their respective opponents and focus on each other. Wrestlemania will have two title unification matches- Becky vs Charlotte and Roman vs Brock, Roman and Charlotte will win both respective belts, and Raw and Smackdown will converge back into one brand. Roman will stay Undisputed for another two years until Wrestlemania 40, and Charlotte will stay champion until the WWE phases out the women's division completely once again.

[@johnnelson3797]

Andrade does not call him Sting..... The Stink.....Lol

[@AdamLemdonLemon]

Bayley and the demon king

[@Heyitsmeagain.]

To answer your question, it is China. The pipes here aren’t good and the toilets clog a lot. Not to mention the amount of people. So usually it’s put in a bin. I can’t bring myself to do it like, but it is common.

[@diabeticman2194]

Honestly I have no idea who'll win the Rumbles this year. I really hope Bayley wins the womens (will pop huge if she appears) and for the mens it's a three way between Lesnar, Reigns and my outsider pick Owens. All depends on how the world title matches go really...

[@chrisparker6325]

Ross has mentioned the intergender stuff a few times, but the answer is always that they don't do it because it tanks the viewership. Even "wrestling" that isn't gratuitous, it drives tons of people away.

[@Got-Raider-Camus]

Why name the podcast episode the question that is at the end? Is there a reason for it? 2 hours in, is covering the week of wrestling.

[@beastgamerxt9608]

Gunther Timestamp?

[@UnculturedShock]

At the time of me commenting this, the video came out nein hours ago

[@biarritz84]

Champa better get himself some Just For Men to color his gray beard or shave it off if he thinks he's gong to get called up to the main roster.

[@es_peartree]

Finally somebody agrees that Pillman Jr. is rubbish, thank you Maffew 🙏

[@garyblackburn3080]

He sucks thought they were gonna turn him on griff garrison and have him join the house of black...but no

[@francisjomergallardo4593]

Sami Zayn 99% wins the Rumble by eliminating Johnny boy Knocksville

[@randynelson3421]

Charlotte wins then challenges Rhonda for wrestlemania

[@aidanjackson4434]

the etid shoutout😢

[@colel1605]

I want Asuka or bayley and sami. But im sure wwe will go with the same old shit, either bianca winning again or charlotte winning and having big e win even though his wwe title run sucked

[@the_happy_gamerino]

I feel like it‘s too early to have a previous women‘s winner win again. So hopefully not Becky (if she enters), Charlotte, Bianca or Asuka…

[@Jhakri_]

Wait wait wait, people flush the toilet paper roll?