Cultaholic Wrestling Podcast 209: Who Will Win The WWE Royal Rumble 2022 Matches?

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[@moodrooms]

Ross with the greatest intro to a podcast ever 😂

[@michelewatson6747]

Someone mentioned Machine Gun Kelly and I spat my beer out I laughed so hard remembering an OSW episode when Maff referred to him as 'Shot Gun Charlie' Cheers lads.

[@dscul97]

"This is Adolf, hello everybody!" I can tell this is going to be a great podcast already

[@Beepbooplk]

I got slightly aroused...

[@jasonjimerson7046]

Ross was off to a fast start here...

[@yasa122]

Im crying “This is adolf, hello everybody” that was hilarious!!!

[@KMmouse20]

Maff's Bryan Alvarez was pitch perfect lmao 😂😂😂

[@KMmouse20]

@@UncleElvis69 11:28

[@Sai2424]

That Dave and Alvarez impression was SPOT on 😂😂

[@joeywrestling9536]

The lights drop….. “You think you know me” on the kazoo 😂🤣😂🤣

[@wickideazy]

"You Look Mah-velous" is an old Billy Crystal catchphrase from SNL.

[@Nbflowers1989]

This is going back to this time last year, I still want the Culty lads to do a cooking show. Specifically Ross and Owen. They had a lovely conversation about food and their conflicting tastes. For some reason, I really enjoy hearing about the food and candies the Brits have and even have tried multiple foods on their recommendations. Signed, An Anglophile American.

[@Whomidifier]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Ross, sorry, "Adolf's" beard looks fantastic. I'm so glad he gave it a shot

[@iamdilbro]

Love jack's Hot Fuzz reference that nobody popped for

[@spiv]

Maffew saying Jemima Puddleduck around 1:17:55 blows my mind that he watches the same farm channel as me! 🤣

[@aaaarg7053]

Maffew's right, Griff is the star of that team, and if he was given half the spotlight Pilman's been given, everyone would know it.

[@frozen_furnace]

Maffew’s Riddle at 1:19:11 sounded so much like Maffew’s Bryan Alvarez 😂😂😂

[@Nbflowers1989]

1:09:45 Ross is right. Get enough of his Moves of the Week going and then rank 'em like Gary KZbin would! I'm here for the content!

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708]

I’m sticking with Bayley. My prediction is that we’re gonna finally get that four horsewoman fatal 4way main even at mania this year. And I’m sticking with it

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708]

It’s probably more likely that it would just be Bayley vs Charlotte but dammit I’m sticking with my prediction

[@ahmadceasar5484]

I love this prediction but I think Sasha had a serious injury so I'd be hard to work her in but I like Bayley as the 2022 women rumble winner I always thought she was very underated in terms of the horse women

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708]

@@ahmadceasar5484 If what I heard is correct, Sasha is set to miss rumble but she should be back by mania

[@omarvazquez3355]

Great podcast guys! Cultaholic is the GOAT of wrestling on KZbin 🥳

[@chrishowell6469]

That whole section where you were talking about blocked toilets was fucking hilarious!

[@matthewfulton4863]

2:42:14 bit of an underrated one but I love a lion bar. They've done a white chocolate one too would highly recommend. PS Jack would love Twirl bites 🍫

[@lazypaladin]

"The Would I Lie to You thing." Yes! That! I've been arguing with myself for past few days as to why!😂 And why Would I Lie to You?!😂

[@ChrisJohnson-ql1xn]

ahhhh ross, I personally know the Ash Preston you discussed. He is such an awesome lad, local comedian and wrestling encyclopedia. We have had many drunk wrestling discussions in bars in our town

[@chrisharris3943]

Jack having a great time on this podcast. You love to see it

[@HeezNeez]

Well, I’m 1 minute in, and there’s no way it hasn’t peaked. Thanks a lot, Ross.

[@gtag2040]

at 2:10:03 when they're talking about toilet blockages I just was reminded of when James Buckley of Inbetweeners fame clogged Gavin of the Slow mo guys toilet with just poo

[@cmd_bantha_fodder4616]

If Vince stood up we would see that he's wearing tissue boxes on his feet and trying to escape RAW via "The Sproose Moose"

[@chrishowell6469]

🤣🤣🤣 He points a gun at Pritchard. "I said hop in."

[@dominiclevy4481]

That Ross intro needs to go in the Hall of Fame

[@EvaWaffel]

Love ya Maffew 💜

[@ryanh.6487]

First it was Friday and now Thursday. I swear, Jack is gonna nominate every days of the week

[@MCYonazz]

Looking forward to the Monday Controversy, then

[@ImageNationProject]

Long term booking with this hall of fame

[@mitch9225]

Jack’s Phoenix Nights reference was golden; feel incredibly sorry for the people it’s lost on

[@zubrhero5270]

The mug game is on point today lads.

[@hello1721]

Not surprised they didn't like the Cody promo, but the crowd liked it and lots of the internet said it was good. Definitely not the same as the Ogogo promo.

[@ratedrelentless8842]

It’s a 3-hour podcast. I beg of you to play the whole ‘Move of the Week’ jingle 😜

[@JMC1396]

Dirty Eddie needs to not only win, but also become the official mascot of the cultaholic hall of fame.

[@Paolo10692]

It sounds like a heart monitor - 😭 perfect Alvarez

[@SharifKridane]

Let's go! The weekend can finally really begin. After what happened to WALTER this is gonna be a good one!

[@EpicWayOfFailing]

I really liked Codys promo this week on Dynamite :D

[@diabeticman2194]

At this rate the most meta thing that could be nominated for the Hall of Fame is the concept of Jack nominating a concept for the Hall of Fame

[@franklingoodwin]

You never see Vince standing up these days? He definitely was standing up when he got out of his limo with that golden egg and made everyone cheer him and the egg 😄

[@HandsomeSassage]

I've been predicting Bayley to win the Rumble since the day she got injured. If she does win, it may just be the most satisfying wrestling moment in my life.

[@Nbflowers1989]

Best podcast on KZbin!

[@chrishowell6469]

"By the way, I don't want to be called 'Eddie' anymore; I want to be called... 'Dirty Eddie'. So out of the way, punk, while I shoot off the lock!" "Look, Eddie, do you want to be skinned alive and buggered?" "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!"

[@DJDoubleCee]

If Bayley comes back, I can see her winning the women’s royal rumble.

[@TheWJimi]

Ross broke me on the intro, the 331 bus didn’t know what hit it

[@patrickmitchell9068]

The bodybuilder shooting Ninjas made my day

[@youdontknowjack6682]

Vince: ‘this is a bag of money. Which I won’t give you’

[@chimpmasterflex]

I wasn't expecting maffew to bring up the italian tifa thing

[@dano_the_collector8421]

Veer Mahaan is totally winning. I hear he’s coming soon 😂

[@JordanK14]

I mean with all the build up hes gotta make an impact right?? 😂😂

[@uklisbro]

See this is why everyone confused the vignette said coming shoulda said cumming diff show

[@dano_the_collector8421]

@@JordanK14 😂 no doubt 🤣🤣

[@dano_the_collector8421]

@@uklisbro 😂😜

[@youdontknowjack6682]

Strangely, Jack has the same t shirt and name as me. Because we are the same guy

[@JosseNoy]

Tight three hours this week, can't say I saw that coming

[@12XFixer]

Almost 3 hours, i can clean every room in the neighborhood while listening to this.

[@Grimlock1975]

Gunther Stark was a mid card member of the Nazi Party at best - Ross :D

[@wilsonchadbenitez3021]

"I don't know if there is a god in hell" -Ross. "If there is a god in hell, it's me!" -Chad

[@lazypaladin]

Sidenote: Horrible theory; Cody beats Sami at B Break. Takes the TNT Title to Rumble. How, Vince wouldn't allow it?! Hoodie mate, baggy one zipped up. Ya golden 👌

[@sh-spectrum409]

Aw, prime opportunity missed to have Maffew with a very not amused face as the thumbnail! 😆😆

[@joedonnelly2133]

I like this video. Did Jack say Skye Blue isn't nearly emo enough to be his type? 2:28:08

[@Aidan_ODonnell]

I don’t watch WWE so when they brought up the Sonya taking her jacket off segment, i thought it was a bit the lads were doing 😂

[@peterohlhornjr]

He really went there!!!! Ach du scheisse Ross. Du hast Eier!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@montybarnes7]

T'Pau took their name from a Vulcan princess on Star Trek (the original series).

[@wiegrafzerolok]

Why is Maffew utterly fixated with making sure as many people as possible are aware of the most embarrassing thing to happen to Aliyah lol

[@commodorecheckers]

Jack and I were both born in Thursday, October 1 of different years. Weird af

[@J-Glo]

If the Rizz Pizz isn't "I'm a say a chocolate and you think of the first wrestler that comes to mind" I'll be sad. And if the answer to every single one isn't Mark Henry ill be very disappointed 🤣

[@thefiggamehunt6946]

I've lost the distraction podcast this week lads so please don't ever leave me..... I couldn't take it

[@chrishowell6469]

"The Bounty Hunter that couldn't find his Bounty." Probably because it was flushed down the toilet.

[@benbalgie8386]

If you like a lot of wrestling on a Friday.

[@MJ_R0S3]

Hook vs roman and brock 2v1 with hook going over is the true dream match

[@monkeytime9851]

Did he say "Asuka World" was a disaster? I miss Asuka. I'd love to see her "world".

[@mattcholibre]

I like this video

[@pelleheikki]

"oh you touch my tralala ooh my ding ding dong" - GUNTHER

[@TheWJimi]

Re: Nobby Solano’s question, would love to see Darby bump for Lesnar

[@TheWJimi]

@@VelvetMetrolink where's he's caught and f5'd? Or is that too far?

[@linush2001]

nice it took 1 min before you took a shot at wwe

[@jasonjimerson7046]

The concept of Thursdays? With the way Jack was starting, I thought his entry for the HOF was WALTER.

[@bwernard]

FINN BALOR IS OVER 40?! Goddamit, what did I do with my life.

[@michaelfish8642]

Index gets called up for a feud with the Copelands

[@olliemoor1537]

The blocked toilet patter maybe could have been cut 😆

[@ukiuki3834]

WALTER leader of RINGKAMPF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gunther leader of imperium

[@chrishowell6469]

RIP Lola. ❤

[@JasperJunior94]

If ya liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike

[@Hellering_Inc]

Rollins and Sasha

[@Hellering_Inc]

Imo. Also hey first again.

[@johnnelson3797]

lookup...Billy Crystal, Hulk Hogan, Mr T

[@vampman87]

With the WWE getting rid of so many of its wrestlers, I'm banking on Charlotte winning the Royal Rumble and choosing Becky as her opponent, and of course Brock and Roman will beat their respective opponents and focus on each other. Wrestlemania will have two title unification matches- Becky vs Charlotte and Roman vs Brock, Roman and Charlotte will win both respective belts, and Raw and Smackdown will converge back into one brand. Roman will stay Undisputed for another two years until Wrestlemania 40, and Charlotte will stay champion until the WWE phases out the women's division completely once again.

[@chrishowell6469]

Cody should just go full heel. The vague "is he/isn't he?" thing can only go so far. I think his promos would benefit too.

[@Got-Raider-Camus]

Why name the podcast episode the question that is at the end? Is there a reason for it? 2 hours in, is covering the week of wrestling.

[@Drollpanther]

Griff Garrison is a million times better than pillman jr currently. Maffew is right

[@garyblackburn3080]

Theyre both awful...if they would have one turn on the other. .and join Black feud em against each other tho...i think itd help

[@UnculturedShock]

At the time of me commenting this, the video came out nein hours ago

[@es_peartree]

Finally somebody agrees that Pillman Jr. is rubbish, thank you Maffew 🙏

[@garyblackburn3080]

He sucks thought they were gonna turn him on griff garrison and have him join the house of black...but no

[@gavinmccallion5516]

Every so often Maffew gets a little more bi on these podcasts, and I'm so here for it.

[@Heyitsmeagain.]

To answer your question, it is China. The pipes here aren’t good and the toilets clog a lot. Not to mention the amount of people. So usually it’s put in a bin. I can’t bring myself to do it like, but it is common.

[@diabeticman2194]

Honestly I have no idea who'll win the Rumbles this year. I really hope Bayley wins the womens (will pop huge if she appears) and for the mens it's a three way between Lesnar, Reigns and my outsider pick Owens. All depends on how the world title matches go really...

[@johnnelson3797]

Andrade does not call him Sting..... The Stink.....Lol

[@emerje0]

Do you no have plungers over there?

[@chrisparker6325]

Ross has mentioned the intergender stuff a few times, but the answer is always that they don't do it because it tanks the viewership. Even "wrestling" that isn't gratuitous, it drives tons of people away.

[@francisjomergallardo4593]

Sami Zayn 99% wins the Rumble by eliminating Johnny boy Knocksville

[@Tchnfrq]

so jack did want to make the hattrick in the hall of fame then?

[@thr33xgaming32]

I feel bad for normal people named "Gunther." I was just reminded of the 'friends' character and the 'kick buttowski' character

[@AdamLemdonLemon]

Bayley and the demon king

[@Jhakri_]

Wait wait wait, people flush the toilet paper roll?

[@colel1605]

I want Asuka or bayley and sami. But im sure wwe will go with the same old shit, either bianca winning again or charlotte winning and having big e win even though his wwe title run sucked

[@JagerLange]

The RisPis botch reminded me of Dick Head in Bottom reading the answer to the pub quiz question right below it.

[@biarritz84]

Champa better get himself some Just For Men to color his gray beard or shave it off if he thinks he's gong to get called up to the main roster.

[@Lefuhq3]

Hopefully Bayley and big e. I don't see big e winning at all but if he doesn't win his main event run is over in wwe permanently.

[@garyblackburn3080]

I will bet you all of the dollars that big e isnt even in the final 4 of the rumble