Cultaholic Wrestling Podcast 262 - What Will Be The Best Match of WWE Royal Rumble 2023?

[@diabeticman2194]

Jack going to the Italian restaurant with his laptop would be the match of Rumble weekend (if he actually goes and does it)

[@yousufseedat7736]

Refresh my memory of this I can't remember what it is

[@chimpmasterflex]

@@yousufseedat7736 Jack had mentioned how brave people had to be to go to restaurants with their laptops and just "do stuff". So after hearing that, someone nominated that for the hall of fame, with the bonus that Jack would have to go to a restaurant with his laptop if it won. More or less how it went.

[@yousufseedat7736]

@@chimpmasterflex thx

[@scottclark5336]

He could do it after the live show and anyone that doesn't have tickets for North afterwards could watch him

[@Joe90h]

He could reenact that scene from The Godfather, only instead of taping a gun to the toilet, he could take a laptop out of his bag and type about some weird wrestling show for a bit.

[@MikeIngram86]

Ross's impression of Uncle Howdy is quickly becoming my favourite thing about the podcast, please don't stop!

[@benwhat523]

Currently dying due to the fact that both of my questions made it into the podcast AND Ross doxxed me. What a day.

[@JayBarkerBrownbear]

I love that this happened for you 😂

[@es_peartree]

3 and a half hours with the GOATs!

[@wilsonchadbenitez3021]

🐐🐐🐐

[@chimpmasterflex]

"D'von I'm gayyyy" has killed me lol. This might be the best episode of the podcast.

[@iamthesim34]

48:46 another great moment this week. Everyone's reaction to maffews random "I've been invited to a shrek rave"

[@leonardopereira1704]

"D-VON!" "I'M GAY!" I'm dying here 🤣🤣🤣

[@wickideazy]

In "The Godfather," Jack, Virgil Sollozzo wasn't Turkish. He is Sicilian. In the novel (which is a great read, there is SO MUCH stuff in there that got left out of the movie) it's explained that he's called "The Turk" because his nose is hooked like a Turkish scimitar. Also, "young Turk" is a term used to describe someone who is aggressively trying to change how things work, much like how Sollozzo was trying to get the families to move away from their "no drugs" mentality.

[@cousinchris802]

Jack: "Andrew is a sexy cowboy and..." Maffew: "Ask him about his opinions on buildings." 😂

[@gamerpike1005]

Ross mentioning my town of Merthyr Tydfil and absolutlely smashed the pronunciation

[@patatatoe2809]

Please Cultaholic. Bless us with a Jack The Jobber Oscars live reaction stream.

[@JayBarkerBrownbear]

I hope they legit go with this, such a great shout!

[@JayBarkerBrownbear]

Oh Jesus. I had to go back several times during this episode, just because of how much I was laughing. You guys really make a difference to my week, every single week. Thanks Ross, Jack and Missi! Hahahahaha

[@gavinhirst3136]

Petition to get Pacitti to watch Hamilton Mattress on C U Next Tuesday

[@DeaDGoD_XIV]

Looking forward to the next three and a half hours of podcast. Gonna check my PO box tomorrow for my [PUDDING ENJOYMENT NOISES] shirt. Let's go!

[@christophernuccio445]

My wife ordered me some Cultaholic blart socks for Christmas, having no clue what "blart socks" means, bless her heart. Just got them in the mail here in California this week. Cheers, mates.

[@ukiuki3834]

Happy rumble season everybody and also ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL SOMETHING SOMETHING CODY RHODES

[@SportTalkForDummies]

You can never go wrong w Kevin Owens being in a main event at a PPV. He always throws himself completely into entertaining the audience & finding new ways to create those WTF moments. Hopefully WWE allows Kevin & Roman to go full tilt.

[@matt8258]

Should I call out at work to watch the pod instead?

[@Bowling_Dude]

Stone Cold does not need another match. having a match with KO is perfect. let good things stay good.

[@jmbellizi]

I do declare this is a great podcast!!!

[@josephgleeson8122]

I couldn't wait for this to load up!!!

[@TheThird1977]

I would love Brock to win the US Title and revive the Open Challenge gimmick, but the twist is the no-one takes him up on it week after week.

[@IveGotAMatch]

I’m sorry, did Jack just nominate something involving a restaurant for the hall of fame? As he dodges his obligation to take his laptop to a restaurant?! The ARROGANCE. The youth! Fraser Porter, get your boyfriend in check.

[@MrTheSmurf]

Jack vaguely calling the finish of the rumble spot on is a very a Jack thing to do hahah. Love you guys genuinely something I look forward to listening to each week

[@Nbflowers1989]

Ironic Jack mentioning an Italian restaurant for his HoF pick....

[@JahlisMan]

I've been meaning to ask this for sooo long, but only doing it now: why is Tubman in Japan? does he still work at Cultaholic? initially I thought he went on vacation or smth, but it's been like what, half a year?

[@TheSubZer0HEro]

he's still editing for them yes he's just on a year long work holiday, perks of his job that he can work remotely.

[@JahlisMan]

@@TheSubZer0HEro oh, got it. thank you!

[@Cirrus5005]

Ross. 🤣🤣🤣 I just reached 'that' moment towards the end of the podcast.

[@conatser]

Rumble predictions: Cody eliminates Sami to win. Naomi wins from the 30th spot. Beth Phoenix eliminates Rhea Ripley to set up a match at Mania.

[@nvc3334]

So happy now!

[@BlkDrgBss]

First rule of Shrek Rave is we don't talk about the Shrek Rave xD

[@crapoleon]

Please do a second live date! I completely missed the announcement

[@abhinav_dutta]

I feel so close to the lads when they talk about cricket 😁😁

[@jasonjimerson7046]

The IWC ridicules Tony Khan saying that he cannot book women's wrestling fairly on television. Triple H: "Hold my beer-ah!"

[@tkosiren7779]

How do you buy tickets to the live show?

[@Nbflowers1989]

3:12:47 🤣 Ross feeling a certain way this week.

[@BlkDrgBss]

Bianca has defeated Charlotte Flair twice via DQ. O4/10/21 & 18/10/21 both Raw shows & second match for the Raw women's championship

[@Nbflowers1989]

Wow. Maff predicted Hardy would go long. Jack predicted Rhea would start at #1 and win!

[@williamlomica7469]

"Losing my virginity." Ross

[@deanbrereton1809]

Anybody else sing tubman in japan out loud when it comes on? no? just me then.

[@hello1721]

99% sure I've been to that waterfall. nice climb and see some monkies

[@mattysey]

Knicky knocks 9 doors in Sunderland. Wiki says: Knock, knock, ginger (also known as ding, dong, ditch in the United States) is a prank or game dating back to 19th-century England, or possibly the earlier Cornish traditional holiday of Nickanan Night.[dubious - discuss] Maybe the knicky bit comes from Nickanan Night.

[@Jam3sA]

Sorry Jack, Ross is right about Jane McDonald. I've had several less-than complimentary tales regaled to me by my Mum, who personally knew her (being a Wakefield lass)

[@NanenMauricio]

Jack's KinoBro gimmick is the best

[@omarabbas6772]

01:46:50 "that's called cinematography maybe you should learn about it " confirmed , Jack is the new arrogance of youth

[@thefiggamehunt6946]

I really feel like I need to see Dave meltzers dog now, no not a euphemism I'm genuinely curious as haven't seen it before

[@Nbflowers1989]

I feel like the laptop thing Jack REFUSES TO DO has turned into something that it never needed to be. If he would have just done it like a year ago, it would have been over and done with, nothing he needs to worry about ever again. But like with most of our fears in life, he has turned something initially easy to deal with it into a heaping, terrifying monster. I bet he's gonna feel a tremendous amount of relief when he takes his laptop to that Italian restaurant. In 2025.

[@muskokadoug]

Jack, quit biting your nails. Driving me batty!!!!!

[@f.k.6241]

Thx mate, every week I think the same when he does this (instead of going to that Italian restaurant)

[@jamariwilson7306]

Y’all own gts

[@nvc3334]

I was at the event when Mr Blobby wrestled 🙋🏻‍♂️

[@bryanwladkowski1236]

Tommy Thatcher definitely the bad guy in Green St

[@lazypaladin]

To be honest; _If they sneak in some stupid refrence Usernames into the Streaming Gimmick; "Chat from Kurk Angel or Brandy Morton." I'll actually let it play out._

[@hxclifer]

Did you guys buy GTS?

[@abhinav_dutta]

Even Tank Ledger looks like Joe Gacey, it might be him

[@x2theb155]

It’s a sad day. Not only did Big Tiffy Strats‘ fabulous Moonsault not get „Move of the week“, it didn’t even get a mention! Very disappointing 😢

[@The_Farwall]

1:57:00

[@sveinunggilbu-johnsen4880]

Whatcha Gonna Do When Hulkamania got the Runs brother...

[@marcarthur100]

i cant understand gala boys & im from whitburn scotland ( west lotheon)

[@bobmarshall8527]

Jimmy Hart was on Raw when it started, man the disrespect at times from you youngsters for legends of the past is disgraceful

[@mattcholibre]

I like this video

[@bbg5055]

You don't want to know what we call knocky nine doors in Florida

[@1v3tv79]

if youve seen godfather, now go see godfather 2.. its much better

[@roryalexanderm]

jacks pronunciation of coppola

[@bpdhoplite]

what is on maffews neck my god brother I cannae unsee it

[@abhinav_dutta]

Ditto, I was just gonna comment the same.

[@jdog7673]

hot take dynamite has been great since november and raw has been a bore since clash.

[@DevilSurvivor69]

Because they can't both be good, right lol? Also, you act like that some kind of minority position or something.

[@jimbo_1312]

@@DevilSurvivor69 You're right they can both be good, they can also both be bad or a mixture of both... it's almost as if it's subjective and people have different tastes.

[@jdog7673]

@@DevilSurvivor69 well they aren’t both good. One is one isn’t. That’s why I said one is and one isn’t

[@jdog7673]

@@DevilSurvivor69 considering how harsh they are on dynamite and how apologetic they are reviewing wwe i might as well be.

[@Jay794]

Do you guys ever discuss the actual topic in the video title? I Listen to the podcast and I usually fall asleep before I hear what the episode title is actually about

[@danieldifrancesco7987]

It’s always the last segment of the episode (usually about the last ten minutes) so that’s probably why 😅

[@Julian-xj6mh]

It's the biiiiiggggg question

[@Nbflowers1989]

The LADS!!!

[@IowaContact]

8:00 Jack, now you know how we all feel when you advertise and build up to the italian restaurant laptop gimmick and then dont deliver. Its the part of the podcast we all look forward to most every week. Edit - Heard it here first, Jack and Vince are kindred spirits. Someone tell Pacitti to have a look at Cultaholics finanicals....

[@wilsonchadbenitez3021]

Best comment I read here so far

[@diabeticman2194]

When it happens, it will get the legendary Brian Christopher pop!

[@jamespinnock8596]

Great podcast, but the yakuza/ like a dragon bit got me disappointed, especially from top video game nerd maffew

[@matthewlong1472]

Love to see 💩 with the handlebar moustache and hair in the hall of fame

[@graffben]

Predictions winner should get to pop whatever is growing out of Maffew's jaw Come on Maff let someone Fingerpoke of Doom that sucka

[@warensemblem8594]

We're having a Shrek Rave near where I live as well, it's destiny

[@joshuahurtado9359]

Bee boo boo bop

[@howiekappowie8131]

#2

[@HeezNeez]

First, bitches.

[@abhinav_dutta]

😁

[@JaySway17]

BORING.

[@OutsiderLXIX]

Nikki Bella realizing that she was only special bc of banging cena. Now that she's not ....she's not lol

[@Julian-xj6mh]

Diddler for H.O.F