9 Pitches For WWE Survivor Series: War Games 2024

[@jeansalomon8225]

One thing guaranteed from these videos: A mysterious figure in a mask or hoodie

[@darcy2037]

The old bally clava

[@stopgof1]

Jack's final pitch should have ended with eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee being heard from the ramp and Jacks old school friend James from the early Cultaholic podcast episodes enters the match and wins the first ever War James match

[@reno_2200]

*LONG TERM STORYTELLING*

[@kaineassani6221]

Genuinely laughed out loud to this 🤣🤣🤣

[@benjivaudeville]

Laughed hard at this. Can you remember which episode this story came from? Wanna relisten to the story.

[@jauharpage714]

I now NEED Bron to cut the full Steiner Math promo. Thank you for this

[@Jord97x]

Fraser Porter, take a bow son, take a bow. That Bloodline pitch is pure filthy cinema

[@joonermichael]

I yearn for the day when Tom can get the timing right on the Golden Rule, but sadly it was not tod- ITSWHATWEWANTTOHAPPEN

[@ComradeWolfman98]

The moment Punk leaves the ring, the entire team is disqualified

[@morgantaylor84]

I just had a flash back to X-Pac asking how you can have a no contest in a cage match.

[@ScorchipProductions]

WWE's WarGames rules state that if you leave the ring/cage you forfeit the match for your team. So Disqualification is the wrong term, but yeah the match ends there

[@AiobheannFae]

As soon as L.A. Knight was mentioned. My kid goes " L A KNIGHT YEAH" In the back of the car. Happy Food day y'all

[@ProfessorMetalhead1]

I think I went through all of the phases of that Vince McMahon meme during Fraser’s Bron Breakker pitch. I was full “laser eyes” by the time he got to the headdress and Steiner Math promo. I NEED this to happen Saturday. 😂

[@marybonner7432]

Tom interrupting Jack's catchphrase never gets old bless him 😂😂😂😂

[@charlesoliviera]

The awkward tension of this intro 😂 Love ya lads

[@OxfordDA98]

Holograms of Afa and Sike on the top of each cage

[@ryanjones-dg3jk]

😂😂

[@ltoctavious]

The heel line for Cody should be "the story never ends"

[@clintbeamquillope3123]

It should be Cody's story has ended and will now starts with me... Smiling menacingly with that Homelander persona.

[@SolidSteeler]

Holy shit, Toms last pitch was the hardest I’ve laughed in a very long time. Thank you so much Tom.

[@Hashtonkusher1]

One problem jack if a team member leaves the cage they forfeite the match

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

Think that might be the point.. seth costs roman amd punk.

[@Hashtonkusher1]

@disclaimer.imjokin yea but he Said the match continues and someone gets pinned. Can't get pinned if you already lose on a forfeit

[@andrewejc]

@@disclaimer.imjokin Not really because how do the pinfall moments happen after if the match is over?

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

@@andrewejc that's the point no pins. Nobody takes the pin.

[@matthewmullen2303]

Up the WarJames!

[@JackSinister]

Fully was not expecting James Jenkins references in this pitches video but here we are, I'm not unhappy

[@ericng7656]

Just want to say love the pitches this time. Really builds up anticipation, especially Jack's 1st one and also the steiner math😂

[@Conatsers]

Tom’s first pitch may be my favorite of his ever. I want that so bad.

[@tirissotheios9821]

I can't remember if Tom, Jack and Fraser said it here but my pitch is Paul heyman vs Jacob Fatu in a prayer off 🙃😂

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

Them to shouting at each other. "I love you wise man" "I love you Jacob" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ALDO_GOODENS]

It’s always a nice time when Tom shows up 😊 Legit, my favorite guest host, because he is chaotic and brings the banter *but* he is also always prepared and invested in the conversation. It’s a wonderful balance

[@KingKait077]

Fraser, you maniacal genius with that last pitch! OMG

[@ardonthorn5]

Love this! Great job as always!

[@InternetSado]

CONGRATULATIONS TOM! and welcome back youve been missed!

[@megilu1895]

These were exceptional!!

[@Randomperson-ht2ey]

I hope for the day Tom doesn't say "It's what we want to happen" through the whole video. But instead waits until either the next news video he's on and opens, or the next video he and Jack are on together and opens THAT with it

[@Rodderz1992]

I think it would be fun for Cody to at some point turn heal and act a little like HHH's Reign of Terror, maybe even making his own Legacy/Evolution type group. HHH starts to see this happening and knows where it's going. After failing to convince Cody to change course, he has to find another way to 'change the story'...

[@colemorgan2120]

Absolutely sick violent gentlemen hoodie

[@korbinkepner7264]

36:00 Tom just accurately depicting the WWE’s hiring practices for the last 6 months 😂

[@tamzidmohsinkhan3333]

Paul Heyman managing Jacob Fatu alone will be interesting

[@Nitemerican]

I wanna see Cornette as his manager.

[@clintbeamquillope3123]

There are many ways this Wargames will end with Paul Heyman's POV alone. He could go back with Reigns and the OG Bloodline Or He could betray Reigns and go back with CM Punk Or Align himself with Solo and reveal himself to be the mastermind Or Align himself with The Rock

[@CtrlDaltDelete88]

The Bronn pitch is by far the greatest pitch of all time ever. Frazier has just won pitches. The best yes ever

[@MrYin90210]

James from Thomas The Tank Engine

[@agjtrombetti]

The homelander Cody pitch is soo perfect , I'm upset now knowing it won't happen like that. Well done Frazer on including the Stiener math promo

[@RichardJR-w1w]

My Idea is: The OG Bloodline vs The New Bloodline is interrupted by The Judgment Day who says: " Let's Make It Better, How About The Judgment Day Celebrating The Victory!

[@Bino9898]

Jack described Ross and Andrew's interactions perfectly 😂

[@Devondavis-fm2dz]

Jacob turns on solo would be huge pop at wargames

[@BradBrad-ff6hq]

And unexpected since loving solo is the majority of his character

[@Devondavis-fm2dz]

@BradBrad-ff6hq right 💯

[@alextheluchador]

Did Tom forget the wild Samoans are no longer with us?

[@23lacross]

He obviously didn’t because he also said 3 minute warning who are Jamal(Umaga) and Rosey both are no longer with us as well.

[@bunktuzzi44]

so excited to be there for Survivor Series, selfishly i wanted a Cody/KO match here but I understand why theyre putting it on SNME

[@jamesk2135]

That last pitch really spoke to meeeeeeeeeeeee

[@SSquirrel1976]

Congratulations again to Tom Campbell on the wedding. Andre over Hogan was technically called The Main Event, but it was same fonts and also on NBC here in the US so pretty much yes SNME. Watched it live and it was crazy

[@MrMario-tc8sl]

Good I missed Tom on these videos

[@mrperfect7969]

Up the pitches!

[@arrongoshawk4954]

A theme song hits. It sounds somewhat familiar but nobody can quite lay there finger on it. Eventually, commentary work out its a distorted version of Slow Chemical - "That's gotta be JAMES"

[@Elpezidente]

It's what we want to happen!

[@srensaaby6455]

My favorite pitch is still the one Tom made about Veer coming to every promotion and then going home.

[@seanfortes7156]

Okay, here are my three quick pitches for Survivor Series. 1. Cody Rhodes vs Kevin Owens. Violent and brutal match, with Kevin Owens dominating most of the early match, after a cheap sneak attack, before the bell rings. KO looks like he has the upper hand, and might even win, but strangely and weirdly, Shinsuke Nakamura turns up, and mists KO, then does his finisher, but backs down from attacking Cody... instead, they face off, as Shinsuke backs down and walks backwards to the entrance... This isn't how Cody wants to win... Except he has no choice but to pin KO. He still celebrates like a babyface after the bell. 2. Shinsuke Nakamura vs LA Knight. Its very evenly matched event, with Shinsuke showing off some new offence. It seems close, until near the end, Oba Femi interferes and flattens LA Knight. He stands shoulder with new ally Shinsuke, then cuts a promo. He explains, he is the "Femi Paradox", and he cuts. a promo about the Fermi Paradox, but actually... the real reason why we have never ever come across alien civilisations, or aliens in general, despite the size of the Universe is... Him. He is the Femi Paradox. Aliens are too simply scared, to come anywhere near Earth or even the Milky Way, because they know, and fear Oba Femi. Hence... the Femi Paradox. Shinsuke and Oba destroy LA Knight some more and then leave the ring. 3. The Mens Warframes match. OG Bloodline, versus Nu Bloodline. Its very very exciting, and well paced, with what you would typically expect. Tension between Reigns and Punk, Sami having a nice stand out moment to get crowd cheering, USO's doing some great tag team offence, and Fatu looking like a dominant monster. Plus naturally, throughout the match, Jacob Fatu will constantly announce his love for Solo, like he always does. His "I love you Solo!" and "My Tribal Chef, Solo, I love you!". This is pretty typical now. After a gruelling match wth lots of near falls, Punk and Roman's egos finally clash, and Punk delivers a Go to Sleep to Reigns and starts to walk out. Jimmy runs after Punk to try and attack him, Sami is uncertain as to what to do, he is just shocked they are imploding... Surely the Nu Bloodline will win right? Swerve! Jacob Fatu, attacks Solo and takes him out, before attacking the rest of the Nu Bloodline... But then he also takes out the OG Bloodline too. At least those that remain... Then the stadium lights go out... Pitch black darkness, and we get purple electricity and lightning flashes... Is it the Undertaker? Thankfully no, a hooded figure with black robes, emerges from the entrance and stands at the top of the ramp. No one can tell who he is... Jacob Fatu walks towards this mysterious person... then drops to one knee, and does his praying hand motion. Jacob utters his trademark line... "I love you Solo... Han Solo!" The mysterious hooded figure, reveals them self. Shockingly, its Hollywood actor Harrison "Han Solo" Ford. Jacob Fatu loved Solo, and was loyal to Solo... but we were all mistaken, it was never Solo Sikoa, it was actually Darth Han Solo, aka Harrison Ford, who he was referring to this whole time. Shinsuke Nakamura, the "Wayward Samurai", and Oba Femi "The Paradox", and the "Road Home" Cody Rhodes also walk down, to meet Tribal Sith Chief Darth Han Solo. Jacob Fatu joins them. They are a new and powerful Heel faction. Well, Heel, except Cody, who thinks they are a Face group. Now Ross will have to watch more Star Wars, to understand the lore behind this new faction. Jacob and Oba will win all the tag belts, Shinsuke will win United States Championship. Whole squad will wear gold (Cody keeping his belt).

[@ShowdeQuetzal]

I love Tom pitches

[@23lacross]

Isn’t one of the rules of a War Games match if you leave it your team loses automatically?

[@Reyteous]

KO: " Cody I helped you finish your story, now I'm going to end your story".

[@venomsnigle44]

Tom Campbell is God tier as always love ya lads

[@simonairey8982]

Engagement for the algorithm

[@lukeshef1713]

I think that "stay away you" from Tom at the beginning was really taargeted at Maffew

[@thesteammachinepodcast]

If Shinsuke brings in anyone, I really hope it's HAYATA. Dude rules

[@coleymissions]

I’d love the Breakker math promo to happen.

[@TheHardys01]

41:34 Funnily enough, there are two listed definitions in the Great Urban Dictionary for "Cacking". The first is: -Cacking- 1. Laughing so hard you shlt yourself. [Chesh said: "I'm *cacking* myself!" Adam replied: "That's so boot."] By gertrude (geraldines sister) August 12, 2008 & The second is: -Cacking- 1. To defecate - The process of emptying one's bowels of feces. 2. Laughing very hard. ["It was so funny we were cacking ourselves laughing."] By sholland July 29, 2008 So Jack technically succeeded in accurately describing what was going on. ( *Despite* *his* *inability* *to* *proof* *read* *his* *notes* *because* *he's* *too* *busy* *worrying* *about* *how* *long* *he* *can* *avoid* *this* *Italian* *Restaurant* *situation* .)

[@symbioticsorrows3001]

Tom does a bloody great pitch! That last one was brilliant. However I give it a no because his views on Sonic Adventure are wrong

[@Stromatolites151]

13:29 this is going to keep Jack awake at night.

[@samuraiteensy8004]

LETS MAKE THIS INTERESTING

[@misteraskman3668]

0:07 Makes sense Tom is the most married man in the world, he is also the most delightful man in the world.

[@ryanjones-dg3jk]

Excellent pitches boys, I did however miss all the smut that Andrews pitches provide 😂

[@charliedoyle9915]

Jacks first pitch was great, but think these guys have forgotten that if a member leaves the cage the team automatically loses… was my only issue with that pitch

[@TheLastSkyfarer]

I saw you flash that ring Tom. Congratulations

[@reno_2200]

34:35 "I'm going to bootcamp!" And hopefully judges' houses, too!

[@archy2j]

War James is not done without James Ellsworth

[@marybonner7432]

15:57 best pitch ever😂😂😂

[@ApexZer0]

That james battle royal would be gold

[@TheNath87]

How did we not get James Ellsworth in WarJames?

[@nbatch13]

Obviously we all want Brons Steiner math promo butttt he did already drop a bit of it in nxt when setting up a triple threat withhh I wanna say ilia and maybe carmelo?

[@Randomperson-ht2ey]

Yeah, but his was mathematically correct. All he said was they had a 33 and a 3rd percent chance to win. If he went full steiner it would be better

[@danhursty6684]

Jacks 1st pitch sounds very possible to be honest

[@Thepepi13]

Never change Tom

[@mjdf122]

Jack The Jobber is back

[@CodyMcCorriston]

Usos hit a double uso splash off the top of the cages across from each through tables to Tama and Tonga and win the match

[@laryonyt]

I wish Tom's pitches were bit more meta.

[@mrwrestlingjr9820]

Well I for one enjoy when Tom is on 9 Pitches, he's just so scrummy! Also he's married? Damn

[@KansasCat3]

We need Joel cam for 9 pitches

[@pocketmarmots]

I can't tell you how tired I am of "Cody turns heel" pitches. Give us some more time with a normal babyface champion, please. How meaningful is such a huge heel reign like Roman's if it isn't followed by a huge face reign?

[@misteraskman3668]

13:29 I love them as boyfriends (I don't know if that concept of every member of the podcast have their own "boyfriends")

[@keithlehtinen4673]

Tom pulling an Eight Mile

[@HM4Hill]

I always welcome Toms chaos

[@FanNaf-tt6xi]

I’m pretty sure bron has cut the Steiner promo in nxt before a triple threat

[@deano-2495]

James Ellesworth would be perfect to win the James royale

[@clintbeamquillope3123]

So Cody goes Homelander and because Kevin Owens lost, he will be full banished Stone Cold vs Homelander Cody as Macmahon??? Daamn

[@jackcox9105]

It's what we want to happen

[@rmounged]

Jamien Priest surprise entrant into warjames

[@JigsawLV]

13:31 Frazer going into the business for himself smh

[@undramartin1914]

I can't see Tiff cashing in during...afterwards maybe..

[@KansasCat3]

Ross’s humor 👍 Tom’s humor 👎 jkjk sarcasm😊

[@ZaZaZadAr]

you’re so right

[@PunkScott1]

Hooooooooooooooooooo! Hacksaw James Duggan

[@ComeatMEOW]

James elsworth should be ref for the warjames

[@harrymurphy8046]

Steiner MATH Best Pitch EVER!

[@dcfc7156]

New bloodline win with Herman turning leading to punk protecting him giving must Roman vs punk at the rumble is what I’m saying

[@Yessica.haircut]

I understand why they would want Sami to turn heel, but he really doesn’t need to turn heel

[@dunnald]

Kevin Owen vs Cody Rhodes Pitch name for the fight later on after KO gets “fired”…. Kill the Story

[@SamuelPeterson-e1d]

Wait I feel like kazuki will cost la knight and the singles match will be for the United States championship and shinsuke will retain and then la knight will win back title cuz he want to win wwe us champ

[@TheGreatDevlin]

0:15 Directed at me? How rude.

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

34:23 if this happens it will jimmy who defects not sami. Sami and jey as a team is too good to emd.

[@KoldenKosmer]

JAMES ELSWORTH

[@BerylliumGold]

Charlotte somehow wins both titles in the War games match

[@vladhar1914]

Where is King Ross ?

[@riverrunriot4323]

WARRRRRRJAAAAAAAMES 😂😂😂

[@GildedDev]

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