Cumtown: King Kong and Forrest Gump

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[@tobyrichardson5317]

“When I was hungry, I ate. When I was tired, I slept. When I had to go….you know….I went” - Forrest Gump

[@Motorcitynights]

Magic

[@alfieshepherd6522]

TBF he hasn't seen it so he wouldn't have heard that line.

[@mountainmanmike9105]

That's just too ambiguous.

[@Wetknees]

“Do you see any titties?” -stav about anything

[@dongiano]

​@@alfieshepherd6522 I bet he has definitely seen it. It's just that he creates things for Nick to joke or roast him over for content. Stav tried waaaaay too hard on CT, and his confusion on one of the most famous movies of all time was definitely one of those times

[@MinorityRespecter88]

The funniest thing about this bit is there is literally a line in Forrest Gump where he says "I stopped to sleep and eat of course"

[@Deadman1000]

Stav being so fat he believes you need magic to be able to run long distances has been so funny since I first heard it.

[@Wingman_]

Don't forget his favorite part of finding Nemo is when the shark is hungry

[@MichaelMI88-88]

He fatly believes it. 😂

[@JustAReminder]

Especially because in the movie they do show him taking a break

[@Deadman1000]

​@@Wingman_or completely forgetting he saw the movie altogether

[@EricLOTRguy]

Stav: Run a marathon = MAGIC

[@puremercury]

Fucking miraculous.

[@MarcosElMalo2]

@@puremercury Fucking special olympics.

[@bshhhhhhh]

nah people shit themselves running them

[@callanc3925]

@@bshhhhhhh Thats because they dont want to stop and get a worse time, not because theyre exerting themselves to the point of shitting their pants.

[@bshhhhhhh]

@@callanc3925 shitting yourself is shitting yourself

[@carlosnieve1225]

A serious contender for Stav’s fattest moment

[@agencyisland5077]

Idk 1000 island stare is pretty hard to beat in my book lmao

[@bruhdon4748]

@@agencyisland5077 1000 island stare is stavs fattest moment for sure

[@allighast9714]

How are we gonna go on without bits like "that ret*rd is magic" and "I'm angry because you didn't buy me breakfast"

[@jsahkljdhkashvbosild]

The show is now missing both a really dumb guy and a fat guy - 2 classic comedy elements

[@adamvlassis4090]

He literally explains to that old hole on the bench that he ate when he was hungry and slept when he was tired and took a dump when he had to.

[@Garrett1240]

“Old hole”

[@themidnightman9798]

​@@Garrett1240One of the funniest and gayest things I've ever read. Also i'm gay.

[@josh-kf2rd]

"why doesn't Batman ever brush his teeth?"

[@uncledoctor6920]

Greece can always claw its way out of the crippling debt hole it's in. But this... Stav set their culture back 1000 years.

[@adampowell576]

They obviously didn’t pay attention to the movie because Forrest Gump addresses the bathroom and sleep breaks directly 😂

[@johnking7535]

I really appreciate these videos. Thanks for making them and sharing.

[@hectorvilleda151]

Thats gay.

[@limbolul]

the fact that the only thing stav questioned in the entire movie is a guy exercising is just comedy gold

[@Zacnary]

Thank god for these videos because now people on the Tokyo subway think I’m into soccer and not just some gay guy

[@thomastakeshita4979]

I love the insane bass boost. Really adds to the experience

[@nld8985]

Stav has reached peak fatness.... He believes jogging long distances is actual magic like fire ball spells 😂😂

[@RobertsonIsland]

My favorite part of this is that they do address the breaks lol

[@unlimitedpower3157]

Stav really is the worst when it comes to movies. Just, the worst takes a human being can bring to any sense of criticism.

[@notmyname9261]

"It's cartoon characters . . ."

[@dillonwalshpvd]

I actually think I understand Stav’s question, to some extent, and it sort of makes sense. Like is he really doing the stuff or is he just telling stories

[@Petergonzalezcomedy]

Holy shit stav AMBIGUITY

[@NotJohnSwartzwelder]

Hambiguity

[@carlwinslo]

Stav has the mentality of a child when it comes to movies. He needs cartoons to explain things to him and thinks Forrest Gump is based on a real person. With that level of mental disability Stav should see if he is capable of running across America with no breaks.

[@harparp7205]

I’m surprised none of them mentioned that he was a running back at alabama and implied to be their best player.

[@mrjth10000]

In the movie forest narrates and literally says "when i was hungry, i ate, when i was tired, i slept, and when i had to use restroom....well"

[@fite-4-ever876]

It's like they're trying to set a land speed record for being wrong

[@Brickwall7653]

Jogging being a super power to Stav 😂

[@AYFU2]

Forrest didn't go full retard. He had magic in his side .

[@jacobstathers8823]

It’s a thought provoking question

[@foxc8646]

I love these intellectuals debating

[@dyloniusofsparta]

Missed the scene where Gump explained.

[@josefbecher4790]

5:38 was actually a deep question...

[@jkol323]

FELIX OUTTA NOWHERE

[@Schaferlawson]

In the movie they say that Forest Gump stops only to sleep, so Stav's whole rant was completely pointless lmao.

[@dongiano]

Nick is actually a pretty smart dude lol

[@samfrash3329]

Stavs Baltimore accent sometimes sounds like a speech impediment

[@ThomasDonnelly1888]

Gateshead vs Fleetwood Town...

[@dinoflame9696]

Jungle gump

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

I heard that the movie explains how Forrest Gump ran across the.. SNOOOOORRREEEEEEE

[@dongiano]

"That level of ambiguity" was too high for Stav. Not seeing every time Forrest Gump stopped to eat or sht. He was definitely lying about "not being tuned in" to the movie, he just didn't watch lmao he ended up ruining a bit set-up. Stav was such a try-hard sometimes

[@user-ih7hc9ey6k]

Holy shit 😂

[@itsv1p3r]

Im with stav on the running thing, i was under the impression that he did not stop

[@Ninjamonkey17]

Hell yeah dude

[@palaven4048]

Its ok man there's nothing wrong with being a tard.

[@bignasty6395]

Then just Stav you're not very bright.

[@adi_c-171]

the funny thing is he’s right

[@ecarneylaw]

I hate that fucking movie

[@burnu2240]

"Oh that's just Forrest, the local idiot"

[@genxerfool9797]

Umm, actually, all apes are monkeys but not the other way around.