Cumtown: Nick Can Only Express Himself In Character

[@shifty1927]

Playing video games to be the manager of a team is big tism energy.

[@hazeofthegreensmoke505]

I’m gay

[@shifty1927]

@@hazeofthegreensmoke505 were gay

[@michaelnewman2343]

Look it’s either football manager or train simulator

[@ClibanariusJJ]

@@michaelnewman2343 Oh, man. Can you imagine Cum Town KZbin clips with Euro Truck Sim 2? ...must... not... bust...

[@shankington9931]

@@michaelnewman2343 lmao me and my cousin have autism. he watches trains and plays train games and I play map games. Im gay by the way.

[@riley1446]

“the visceral impulses are masked by the inhuman insidiousness of the markets themselves” killed me 😭

[@gojiralives3698]

Nick is a fucking genius dude

[@hals6118]

cum town is a well-known brocialist podcast. i much prefer the reasonable center-left positions of the adam friedland show.

[@Mankster23]

Praxis

[@antlerbraum2881]

Karl “Gay Mullin” Marx

[@Garrett1240]

I picture Nick doing this with his eyes closed while lying down on a couch just free associating to his therapist.

[@horny4violence]

But the therapist doesn't exist and it's just on the phone with Ian

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

"The moral weight of being a rapist is passed onto the system" Goddamn bananas

[@lutfihasani7530]

06:20 him insulting his best friend in a angry african guy voice was a sweeter moment than any other me before you or the notebook scene i have ever experienced

[@stonedzebra420]

African Nick is making an interesting point about rape culture

[@bobsnow6242]

Stav constantly boasting about being fiercely proud of his Greek heritage and then not even knowing who Aesop was

[@BalsamicJeebs]

the greeks were only really smart at the beginning, so they could lay about like jackasses for two thousand years

[@tryptaman4315]

“A coconut and a banana go to the sandal store to buy some sandals”

[@Trisket]

"The morale of the story is the Coconut is a better person." -Host of New York's number one socialist podcast, president of the DSA, and gay man: Nick Mullen.

[@ClibanariusJJ]

What's sad is, I really see things the way Nick explained there where sex work is just rape, economically-incentivized under threat of starvation and homelessness and death.

[@Trapashow]

@@ClibanariusJJ It's actually a really well done retelling of radical feminism critique of sex work, which is hilarious, since cumtown is probably the worst place to find that

[@Herbalcousin]

This one is the real friendship simulator

[@maxhill1827]

Why do I watch this once a month

[@theindigoman4777]

I was genuinely expecting Stav to get mad when Nick called Adam his best friend

[@joedillian]

Stav knows where he stands (well, sits)

[@alexbaum2204]

One of the funniest things in this clip was Stav’s interpretation of that one song at the beginning. And yeah, yeah…. I’m gay.

[@calebmathis1754]

God what's the name of that song and also I'm gay

[@johnvarvatos5654]

@@calebmathis1754 “you get what you give”, which in this case should be gay sex

[@etiennebarni009]

Every year I get better!

[@Ryan.Schutt]

Definitely I see improvement!

[@etiennebarni009]

@@Ryan.Schutt Another good thing about life. Is you're surrounded by people you resent. Even if you do love them on some level.🤣

[@setherikson7421]

"The moral is that the coconut is a better person."

[@clarke4552]

Banana coconut's social commentary is spot on lmao

[@jonathanbol3969]

"One might even compare Banana to say, Jeffrey Epstein, and Coconut to Bill Cosby. Both terrible, but Banana is objectively worse when you think about it"

[@DanThibodeau1]

I love that one millisecond of Mershawms answering machine

[@maxresdefault8235]

Wholesome ending

[@somethingelse4424]

I'm more of a banana aspiring to be a coconut.

[@pimposki6232]

what are you, traaaannnnsss?????!!???

[@andrewlaco1776]

A master of fiction.

[@memento_mori6019]

We must protect Nick with our gay bodies at all costs

[@jacob-2271]

This really had some Viet Cong vibes but it isn't Viet Cong so I approve

[@SpencerArinhaveamom]

Nick loves Adam ❤

[@CountlessPWNZ]

what game are you playing? mexican economy simulator?

[@aaronhector4398]

its a footy simulator m8

[@aaronhector4398]

@TheRuffington how i long to understand comedic metaphors

[@bobcostas6272]

Football manager

[@aaronhector4398]

@@bobcostas6272 gayball manager

[@matthiasthulman4058]

I mean, technically you're not wrong

[@notme5597]

What do I look up to find whatever that little clip of Nick saying "Yeah ba-" in that voice from the sound board? 4:14

[@jrmungandr]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5anXqxtlLWHsMk

[@crazyjo827]

Mershawn

[@Komodo1312]

Its "you have reached" disclaimer: I'm a man of the homosexual clique

[@gonzalopriale3293]

4:30 Aesop (the fabulist) was Greek, not African

[@yoeyyoey8937]

This is like if Beevus and Butthead had a podcast

[@fatchicken518]

And some ugly jew

[@DominickvdHoff]

Nick is like the next Hank Azaria, If I ever get an animated show I'd love him to do voices

[@oblonghilfiger3583]

Especially because he’s a white dude impersonating other races.

[@Jc-yu2ot]

I am the target audience for Cumtown over FM gameplay

[@dayne6475]

He kind of sounds like richtofen

[@gokulshivakumar8716]

which episode is this from?

[@billiammontgomery720]

Bonus 168 - beautiful weather

[@christopherdamron269]

WE THE BUST

[@derekmartin8537]

Funny

[@18account80]

@saul

[@maxuabo]

So insane how good looking Adam is