Cunning Linguists

[@cthrugrl]

I bought a really shitty thesaurus once. Not only was it terrible, it was terrible

[@Haromegaa]

Roxy G amazing

[@Haromegaa]

And also amazing

[@anonymousbacon3233]

Roxy G haha I get it

[@albinre3637]

Fabulous

[@hanbnantheman]

eggsplen pls?

[@grarilbot9555]

Hey do you know what an overused punchline is? *t h e s a u r u s*

[@barthvader95]

[bass boosted cheering while GOOD JOKE spins on the screen]

[@knofear8859]

For those curious, Tom won with 8 points to Elliot's 6 and Eddie's 3.

[@alainart]

Thank you!

[@FedlerMusic]

Tom and Elliot tied at 7 and Eddie got 2 from my counting

[@bobython9834]

MORE OF THE ANALYSTICS

[@peterpansplayground]

this comment was purposely made to (hopefully) add more to the analytics without having to be redundant in saying what others have already voiced out. :)

[@April_a26]

I concur

[@instinctthat3829]

Play my meat flute

[@AMPersanderschicken]

420 likes

[@ezrabeatty2447]

InstinctThat gladly daddy

[@BigMarcello100]

The absolute unit would also have been acceptable for the incredible hulk

[@GabbyIsTheMilkman]

That creased me

[@nathanielthompson7967]

I shall never understand the British dialectic...

[@aarondixon3312]

@@nathanielthompson7967 Even us Brits dont understand what we're saying half the fucking time

[@loganreads90]

@@GabbyIsTheMilkmanPardon?

[@DecafInvidia]

Ah Thesaurus, the noblest of the dinosaurs.

[@glitchlaboratorys6116]

sky I personally prefer the treesaurus

[@LetsPlayCrazy]

With its pause and its long clause, it is the mightiest of the thesauruses.

[@SarahGray]

The score, to raise analytics: (not counting the ones that no one guessed) Elliot: 6 Tom: 8 Eddie: 3 Loved this video! :D

[@matthewborgen5018]

Thanks Sarah

[@Hello_I_Have_Appeared_]

Thanks

[@marcusbudd2442]

Fun fact: The weapon on the end of a stegosaurus is called a thagomiser

[@lgodproductions9064]

That names comes from the far side comic

[@aphish193]

after the late thag simmons

[@marioguy14gaming8]

@@lgodproductions9064 👏👏👏👏👏👏 you are smart

[@ThatGuyRNA]

Prepare to be thagomised

[@runius0]

sounds like some sort of slur

[@thefoxinshades]

If you don’t try on sexy Halloween costumes I’ll be disappointed in your #content

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING I am the unprettiest human worldwide, but somehow I have TWO girlfriends. Join me on my highly stimulating channel, dear FixUBDHF

[@bluebxrris4513]

Do I have permission to tweet at Tom with this?

[@iescapedtheasylum2015]

TheFoxInShades LIKES FOR VOTING THIS UP?!?

[@BLANKONTOP]

@@AxxLAfriku Nigga what

[@TheShreddingGamer]

Thesaurus

[@HnTr_VDH]

3:17 how as “Heaviness reduction” *NOT* “The biggest loser”

[@bobsseals3086]

He suddenly looks younger... -_- it’s odd

[@MCWillthegreat]

HE LOST WEIGHT FUCK YES

[@thievinglittlegoblin404]

@@MCWillthegreat it's not just that, I'm pretty sure he shaved and has new hair colour and style, more of a 2015 kind of hair style

[@MCWillthegreat]

where's the los santos cap

[@thievinglittlegoblin404]

@@MCWillthegreat probably in his closet

[@MCWillthegreat]

well it's time to come out of the closet and give it some head

[@user-xy9wy8bc2n]

I think “crack” was meant like the Irish term “Craic” which means fun

[@cpldalton5966]

Ah a fellow Irishman

[@DanielTheDestroyerXD]

in scotland when we want to ask whats going on we often say "whats the crack" or "whats the craic"

[@petermarsella6537]

@@DanielTheDestroyerXD same in NI (and Ireland)

[@EireProductions]

Interestingly enough, "craic" is actually a transliteration of English "crack" as in "a cracking good time". I learned that recently and was disappointed.

[@brodiiie]

Is it just me or is Tom skinnier. If so, keep up the good work, Tom

[@saltie5480]

_Brodex_ unless he's starving himself again, hopefully not.

[@dragonsember]

Yeah you can really tell in his face especially Good for him

[@ChrisMorray]

I thought the same. Looking at his face his beard finally frames his face again.

[@schkiddows6835]

he doesn't have to tho, he can be a fluffy bear if he wants to :) just as long as his videos stay the same

[@sirgiraffeneck180]

oh ok so im not going insane

[@ThatTsukuya]

The entire time in the background of the video Zoella is telling me to give up my dreams.

[@AsianPandaGames]

I wish I can edit "Good joke" over my face when I make jokes...just to make sure everyone knows how awesome my jokes are.

[@sacamains3671]

I think that video is worth a rewatch just for the 100% done facial expression Elliot has like fifty percent of the time x)

[@youssrahadri8442]

Tom, as a proud and loyal fan since a couple of your first video’s, i absolutly love to see your growth. Everything is improving, your mental health, your humor, your body and i can go on! I hope that you’ll keep doing you, and i’m proud to say that you are losing weight. Proud as can be :’ )

[@Anonymous-ns3vw]

When Elliot said les miserable the subtitles said lemons ah blah blah

[@amelieg246]

That's amazing 😂

[@ZZ9ProductionsOFFICIAL]

i'm content with this product

[@Claeys67]

"Keep score, post them in the comments. I don't care and I won't read them, but it will generate more analytics.'" There's _SO_ many channels that ask their viewers stupid things like "This video is about my favorite food, what's your favorite food? Let me know in the comments!" At least Tom is honest. 😃

[@thefriendlyallay]

and it worked because we both commented

[@josephwonguk]

I think the "Crack" comes from the Irish "Craic" which means good.

[@liammulligan4377]

Gyro yes very well done

[@MegaMagicGoat]

It means fun actually!

[@liamanderson8789]

Joseph Wong you're not ... Wong there xddd

[@marshmallowsandtoast1529]

Craic is the Irish equivalent of banter. It doesn't work as a synonym for good lol

[@freakxwithxaxpen]

HOW DID THEM LEANING ON EACH OTHER WITH THE WORDS "THE CRACK ZONE" NOT BECOME A MEME, THERE IS NO JUSTICE

[@DrJohnZoidberg]

It's only been 1 minute and they both already look so done with Tom

[@DissonantDude]

What do u mean?

[@ev4n_s]

Oof.

[@caitlin2054]

the only KZbinr that I've found consistently funny for more than six months (shade at every other person on this platform WHOOPS)

[@bananaberry6480]

Tom actually looks slimmer in this video. I know he's said before that he was on a diet, and it seems to be working! Hes looking good!!

[@glyphicgames7591]

What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? *A SYNONYM ROLL!* **BA DUM, TISSSS**

[@ffionroberts2778]

*crosses fingers hoping Tom doesn't get sad so he can stay healthy*

[@peterpansplayground]

honestly, one of the reasons I anticipate Last Month is so that I could catch up or check how he is overall..

[@N0lta21]

Well, according to today's video, he isn't too bad :)

[@filoni8434]

Welp.

[@sierraandrews9921]

Tom's face right here 8:15 is just when you realise that you forgot to get your pixxa out the oven two hours ago

[@noxxstellar]

Dababy

[@patrickholt2270]

A perfectly fine pub game.

[@RealJamesMan]

5:56 “crack?” “crack??” “CRACK!” :D

[@bengeoghegan9808]

It's not crack. Craic is an Irish word for fun

[@Norway604]

Tom is losing weight!

[@neon7785]

Dude I noticed that the minute I saw him

[@PolarsArchives]

Nordfjord true the first thing I noticed

[@chlobo7744]

Ikr!

[@thechubchubsarchives9355]

Rumble Doragon same

[@Gawwe]

I just wanted to comment this...

[@GrasshopperKelly]

7:09 "No" This is what I came for... ASDF voices...

[@bobblybeth0110]

I have a lisp and I can’t say thesaurus and synonyms so I watched this and though about how good it must be to live a blissful life of being able to say s

[@wikinfei]

the guy who called that speech impediment a lisp is an jerk. or maybe it's actually called a lithp and everyone else is mispronouncing it.

[@bobblybeth0110]

wikinfei a lithp I’ve never thought of that 💢😱💢 mind blown

[@jaykavanagh7731]

Thath a shame

[@cameroncrofts3103]

Super satisfying saying sounds starting with s

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

Which kind? Is it the one where you pronounce s like th Or like a sch sound

[@good4nothingz]

Being a theater kid, I’m just glad you pronounced Les Miserables right. Good job fellas.

[@katev4827]

LANGUAGE GAME? LANGUAGE GAME!!!

[@Jonodmoo]

Jokes on you, I replayed the video again and got them all right

[@アートポテト]

QUALITY CONTENT LADS

[@quietsamurai1998]

8:36 actually made me burst out cackling

[@Larpingintothenight]

First off, I love content. I’ve been showing my boyfriend episodes and it’s been a great time. Also, Tom, you’re losing weight! That’s great! Very happy for you 😁

[@yangango9900]

*_“tHe PrEpOsTeRoUs BlOb!”_*

[@CanadianDan854]

#product

[@crisqyx]

Clap*

[@mrfunny3142]

I always see you.

[@Hege321]

#product, a sequence not one inquired after

[@neojester]

Sans the Angle are you an obtuse angle?

[@renkix.9248]

I keep finding you everywhere dude!

[@sydneybush1267]

5:34 has been my computer background for a fair time.

[@louiskirchel6602]

When I was younger I actually thought thesaurus was an dinosaur oh boy I was a stupid child 😂

[@spiderbite8430]

louis kirchel I thought a dinosaur was an amusement park ride when I was a kid, you’re not alone XD

[@sini74]

dw I thought that until like a year

[@skyedragon2031]

If saurus means lizard... Thesaurus means wordy lizard?

[@Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy]

@@skyedragon2031 It means "The Lizard" which sounds threatening

[@samappleton70]

You seemed so much happier in this episode then in others, I hope things continue to bode well for you tom

[@keepXonXrockin]

The Preposterous Blob could be Tom's nickname, but not for very much longer if he keeps up that bangin weightloss he's got going on

[@uhohspaghettios3801]

Eddie: What about goofy? He has a son, and his wife died Tom: In labor? Eddie: I think canonically she dies in a car crash Tom: *Bursts into laughter*

[@lucie1739]

When english isn’t your first language, this video is hard to follow… funny though

[@Idontwantahandleplease]

They looked up each word and replaced it with a synonym, very confusing indeed.

[@pacifistminigun3987]

i know right.

[@soundlessfob5925]

English is my first language and I couldn't guess any of them so don't worry it was supposed to be confusing

[@marshall9003]

It’s hard to fall even as a native speaker

[@blokvader8283]

5:50 Bruh I just rewatched that whole show in like 2 days and thought in my head "No the answer can't be The Good Place, can it?"

[@Spike-Prime]

This had me in stitches as per usual. Love #Content. Tom, have you lost some weight? Looks like it. Hope this isn't one of those crappy comments you hate...

[@slothboy1253]

69 likes

[@Spike-Prime]

@@slothboy1253 Nice

[@crmndubai]

6:03 "crack means good" take note children

[@Wixhael]

Hooray, more -product- content!

[@Mr_Original]

I'm going to start calling Super Smash Bros. "Outstanding F%ck Siblings" just to confuse the hell out of my brothers since we play that game a lot.

[@nekomaa7006]

I want tom to get a Zella pillow like the one behind him but he edits it to say "I just ate 10 dogs" like in baking with Layton lmao

[@toonslul]

8:25 Foreshadowing for Eddache

[@MarekRetrogaming]

Eddie: Exotic. As in "not here". Elliot: *_S P E H S_*

[@TrashMarineMusic]

the look in Eddie's eyes as he utters "THE CRACK ZONE" is amazing

[@majorsalty1698]

"Who's everyone's favorite Content Creator?" Tom Not me (Internal crying)

[@xabijonesx3398]

10:41 did eddie just take the piss out of ned fulmer 🤣

[@Be11adona]

I read the title as Cunnilinguists...

[@supermushroom999]

That's the joke ._.

[@kenkashi501]

that erb reference tho

[@chaxinitus]

"What's Syno-name?" was right there Tom

[@kinguno7269]

I got 0 points ,better then y’all

[@awhellyeah12]

I like how they have a Zoella pillow in the background

[@TotalElipse]

Another comment about how good Tom is looking.

[@martin6315]

9:09 *SPES*

[@TheOnlyTYRE]

Tomska has lost weight

[@DJENTRAX]

You might be a cunning linguist, but im a master debator.

[@ChageeyaSarang]

3:11 made me laugh more than I should. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY SENSE OF HUMOUR

[@Sompursone]

Not sure how many analytics I’ll generate 3 years later, but I hope this helps!

[@normund8348]

Glad to know im not the only one that slaps my friends like a manchild. We are weird.

[@alexw5713]

Here's some help with the ol' analytics. Also, love the synchronised head turn at 2:42.

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

8:58 that close up on elliots face doe 😂😂😂

[@isthisagoodusername9764]

6:12 this is just what me and my friends call it now, THANKS TOM !

[@emmalynch893]

Elliot looks so sad 1:23

[@mrniceface]

When he said the wretched, I thought for a second and then 24601 rang out in my mind.

[@sandradermark8463]

Me too. In fact Les Misérables is called The Wretched in some translations.

[@meercat4559]

5:21 THE CRACK ZONE

[@Nowayitsmycookie]

I laughed so hard at this I nearly cried. Thanka for that. I'll have to play this with my friends!

[@kornelia5487]

well I see there are only intellectual jokes in this video

[@alexsalamander4251]

Why did it take me 2 years to realize that cunning linguists sounds like cunalingus.

[@HornyToad-dk4do]

2:12 Eddie light went American for like 2 seconds wtf

[@LVFarrant]

Just love that Tom can end a video with “fuck off” and yet I still find it as ‘warming and personal’ as someone saying “like comment and subscribe!!”

[@jimbo_guy]

Cop: Hey Do you have Any Crack On You? Me: Oh No Its Just Some GOOD

[@damngangpost-productions8549]

IT'S SPELT CRAIC

[@DrewSavo]

Mondo Lanky and Gross, HOW did no one suggest that was their nicknames?!?!

[@volcanoisland1895]

Omg thats perfect, Elliot is Lanky, Tom is Mondo and, Eddie is Gross, you could swap Eddie and Tom...

[@31hashtag]

The braking of a medium that is normally stone, the bringing together of a multitude of objects to combine and create a new item.

[@xd_jio3903]

noo at 9:23 I DRANK WATER THEN IMMEDIATELY SPIT IT OUT

[@voshi8845]

As an Irishman, seeing craic spelt as crack huuuurts

[@Domgingus]

1:31 *sad Eliot noises*

[@Ryulin18]

You're all looking really well and chipper. That's really pleasant to see and it makes your work all the better. Love you guys!

[@alansmithee419]

4:52 My brain: BELL? For whom the bell tolls! I have never seen that nor do I know anything about it, but that's of course the first thing I think of.

[@cornerstoneofficial7591]

Song by Metallica. Check it out

[@alansmithee419]

@@cornerstoneofficial7591 it's a novel by Ernest Hemingway - later made a film. Mettalica decided it would ride off the name.

[@JOLT_x3]

Girlfriend apple of someone's eye's offbeat caper.

[@deaconshaw3904]

Anyone think Tom should always wear a top hat from the thumbnail

[@meristuart1838]

ITS PRONOUNCED POTEN TATE

[@davidkarwash9266]

Tom seems a LOT thinner than he used to, it’s good. Like if you agree.

[@flikcbigg]

8:25 - Eddie gets an idea for a future video to go on his own channel.

[@itsamusicthing]

1:32 Eliot is me when I realize that my dad isn't ever coming back from the shops ever again 4:08 Eliot is me when I realize that my dad has arrived home from the shops with the milk

[@Photon210]

I read the title as "Cunnilingus" Dyslexia strikes again

[@Brit294]

Only just got that try guys reference 😂 10:34

[@mintyyyyyyfresh6045]

The origin of eddies video on goofy

[@Ratatoothie]

Omg Tomska is losing weight! Wuuuut

[@DeadButterflyProductions]

Half the fun of these videos is watching the life slowly drain from Elliot's eyes.