Cunningly avoiding tooth decay

[@JeaneyCollects]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by installing a bidet in my mouth

[@Pizzaetertje]

Isn’t spit like a natural mouth bidet?

[@t24gamer]

no don't insert a body

[@alpho789]

google saliva

[@verbinatorkhanna2635]

@@alpho789 holy hell

[@personisme3556]

Could you use the bidet like a normal one?

[@MyrkDomolith]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by putting a gallon of listerine in my humidifier to attract roaming, feral dentists to look after my teeth while I sleep.

[@Gameboi9865]

You're a genius, leave some brains for the rest of us damn!

[@comradewindowsill4253]

only make sure not to leave any apples visible, they don't like those I've heard. oh wait, that might be doctors, not dentists...

[@Goblin_Hater_37]

Add melted toothbrushes for extra effects

[@bronzejourney5784]

Thats some Witcher 3 shit right there

[@CrustyFox87]

@@comradewindowsill4253 Dentists are basically just tooth doctors so I think it works for them too

[@Sento404]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by removing all my teeth so that it is impossible for them to decay.

[@iamlosingmysanityrapidly]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by replacing my teeth with gold

[@ehtresih9540]

​@@iamlosingmysanityrapidly Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by replacing all my teeth with the strength and certainty of steel, by aspiring to the purity of the blessed mschine.

[@TheAnimeRick]

Fun fact! When a tooth is missing, the part of the jaw where the tooth was begins to deteriorate and lose bone matter, in a sort of "use it or lose it" situation. Removing all your teeth without suitable replacement choppers would cause serious deterioration of your entire jaw bone.

[@apfelrauber7793]

@@ehtresih9540 From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death i serve the Omnissiah.

[@challacustica9049]

@@ehtresih9540 From the moment I understood the weakness of my enamel, it disgusted me.

[@thanos879]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by litter box training my bacteria.

[@ariannasv22]

Keep litter in your mouth while you sleep

[@Sepi-chu_loves_moths]

oh, your bacteria arent litter box trained? no, theres nothing wrong with that, its just... guys, their bacteria arent litter box trained.... heh

[@ambrosesky]

@@Sepi-chu_loves_moths lol...

[@tusharsrivastava3523]

One trick dentists dont want you to know

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

The dentists are actually just the bacteria on your teeth

[@jonsku6662]

Avoiding tooth decay by making a mircoscopic version of myself to teach the bacteria in my mouth about proper hygiene

[@FinnishTomato]

magic school bus moment

[@snakebird9048]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by starving bacteria to death

[@mybloodyvacuum]

i think some artificial sweetenrs do that, like the ones on chewing gum

[@rando5638]

By that logic, taking a swig of bleach before going to bed every night will ensure I never have to worry about tooth decay ever again! Jeaney, you brilliant son of a bitch!

[@twojuiceman]

You have just invented mouthwash

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

@@twojuicemanno mouth wash is when you wash your mouth, this is a completely new, original, idea

[@ethanlivemere1162]

You should drink the whole bottle to really make sure you never have to worry about it again

[@FinnishTomato]

@@ethanlivemere1162 gonna dig up a skeleton with completely undecayed teeth in the future

[@jacobhargiss3839]

Replace bleach with ethanol and bingo, you've got listerine.

[@SethOhrenberg]

Bro took “eat shit” too seriously

[@Sup3r87]

I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT AT THE END LMAO

[@AndyHappyGuy]

Cunningly accelerating tooth decay by building a taco bell in my mouth

[@EllpaFox47]

wtf WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT?!

[@myrez_]

underrated comment

[@joshuabessire9169]

Gonna start washing my butt with Listerine. EDIT: Don't do this!

[@literallyafishhook]

i'm going to do it edit: don't do this

[@andersasblom6452]

You're not the boss of me! Edit: Don't do this!

[@lolasdm6959]

Ouch 😮

[@logansmith2007]

Don't do it! Edit: Don't do this!

[@pauldzim]

Edit: edit

[@NotxbossThexbot]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay with a tooth brush, tooth paste, floss, and mouth wash

[@okgibberish6771]

But cunningly using the mouthwash at a different time to when you brush your teeth to avoid washing away the fluoride in your toothpaste please!

[@Anon1gh3]

I'll do you one better - Bone broth, coconut oil pulling (also used for toothpaste to avoid enamel eroding flouride), floss, electric tooth brush (for gingival crevice and light buffering) and tongue cleaner. Also helps to avoid crisps, clean after drinking orange juice or smoking etc. and have dental insurance. Furthermore, fat-soluable vitamins A, D and K help to restore teeth. A good source is Ghee Butter. Thank me later.

[@okgibberish6771]

@@Anon1gh3 tooth enamel is made up of fluoride, calcium and phosphate in a crystal structure, we have fluoride in toothpaste because it replenishes the fluoride lost when eating and drinking, and is more resistant to being dissolved in acid than calcium and phosphate. Please don’t brush your teeth straight after drinking fruit juice as the acid in it soften your enamel making it more prone to being worn away.

[@Anon1gh3]

@@okgibberish6771 Coconut oil is alkaline also mineral water is better than gliserine (mouth wash).

[@Undecidedable]

@@okgibberish6771 cunningly buy mouthwash WITH flouride!!

[@AVeryNervousWreck]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by not having teeth to begin with

[@arfsztynskin532]

thats just being british with extra steps

[@whyamihere555]

ok bird

[@evancraftgc6271]

This video reminded my that I haven’t brushed my teeth today yet

[@segadoeswhatnintendont]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by brushing my teeth

[@jauxro]

​@@segadoeswhatnintendont Amazing, we've come full circle

[@Bunny_Bill]

Same here

[@richardwilmer4550]

I haven’t brushed mine in years

[@evancraftgc6271]

@@richardwilmer4550 Oh, you’ve been using the toilet paper method?

[@Dietlowfatwater-fs8fi]

i must investigate the effects of a laxative pill on my tongue when i sleep

[@Vitenoxi]

cunningly causing tooth decay by going to bed with a single laxative pill on your tongue

[@knopfir]

please dont shit your bed...

[@rando5638]

Congratulations for daring to venture forth on this academic journey, brother. You now have no teeth left and your bedsheets are irretrievably soiled, but the Omnissiah appreciates your sacrifice in the name of knowledge.

[@brandonhelcher3691]

The bacteria get horrible diarrhea, rapidly accelerating tooth decay.

[@Dietlowfatwater-fs8fi]

@@brandonhelcher3691 I intentionally cunningly advance tooth decay.

[@gulli72]

Stupid problems require stupid solutions.

[@jimmytrex0920]

“Do you collect because you’re Jeaney? Or are you Jeaney because you collect?” -Mahatma Gandhi, _The Art of War_

[@CyanRooper]

Also Gandhi: *drops a nuke on you*

[@rando5638]

@@CyanRooper *Gandhi:* "Peace is a fine thing, but to create a world in which it can prosper, you must first create a world where war is the worst possible variant of itself from the moment it breaks out."

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

I collect because I can bitches -Jeany Collects, The Art of Tumlr

[@ramsescampollo2506]

Civilization Gandhi, i see

[@verified_tinker1818]

There is no shame in deterrence.

[@carolekelly2688]

You cannot just make me audibly laugh with a joke this stupid. I feel violated./j

[@GLOB13]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by praying to the teeth man for better non corrodible teeth

[@the-real-tooth-hurty]

jokes on you I AM THE TEETH MAN

[@satgurs]

@@the-real-tooth-hurty did you give this man better non corrodible teeth

[@slavkingonyoutubesavetf2130]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay… By brushing and flossing daily

[@noahgolan603]

Mcflyingly avoiding tooth decay by going back in time and convincing my younger self the tooth fairy is real and a homicidal maniac

[@CheesyLizzy]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by staying hydrated to wash down the bacteria's crap

[@jamesarthurreed]

FYI, KZbin has shadow banned your comment. (Why do I post this? Because I'm in an "eff* the man" sort of mood, and the censors apparently don't like some aspect of what you said....) _*You know what I mean, and while I despise "the man", I don't want to end up on his $#!7 list, either...._

[@ShrodingersCatgirl]

this one actually works kinda

[@Lambent_Omega]

I'm very bad with brushing and (few years ago) have developed a habit of swishing with water every time I drink it and drinking every few minutes. Keeps the food from staying in my mouth and rinses away the acid. Haven't had cavities even though I brush WAY less than I should. 10/10 would recommend.

[@Tacticaviator7]

@@Lambent_Omega It's mostly diet and genetics anyways man, my sister brushes 3 times a day since she was a child and still had to pull 4 teeth, while I with my horrible brushing habits have zero teeth problems so far, shits not fair.

[@Beeza2996]

@@Tacticaviator7 She probably brushed too hard.

[@NastaranDavar]

Oh my god! The laughter! I almost coughded out my toilet paper!

[@demonicakane2083]

Tuberculosis cough with brown 🤎 blood

[@MegaAwesomeNetwork]

Imagine your dookie being so corrosive that it melts down bones

[@whong09]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by flossing daily and getting a cleaning from the dentist every 6 months

[@WinterGamesYT]

I love reallyreallyreallytrying, such a funny chap

[@thethumbisafinger]

cunniningly avoiding tooth decay by placing microscopic mousetraps to catch the bacteria

[@Jaymo701]

i thought this was gonna be about cunning linguistics tbh

[@thelonelybritV2]

Hey, it's not a bad idea

[@anonymous96181]

Bruh the change in voice at the end 😭

[@Gameboi9865]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by never sleeping at all

[@sketchyskies8531]

That ending blindsided me lol

[@RaelExplodes]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by getting my teeth pulled

[@Zorothegallade-rpg]

Alien 1: "Have the people of Earth evolved to our level?" Alien 2: (Looks at the comments) "No, they have surpassed us."

[@ihavestds394]

Cunningly gurgling toilet water in my mouth as I sleep to act like a swirling toilet so the bacteria's shit slides down my throat instead of my teeth

[@the-real-tooth-hurty]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by not having a jaw

[@SanduTiTa]

people give tumblr a lot of crap but without tumblr we wouldn't have posts like these

[@CosmicAggressor]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by brushing my teeth before bed like a normal person.

[@draknight5081]

Cunningly avoiding decay by becoming one with the blessed machine.

[@ellie_ex]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal... even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

[@iforbot7732]

@@ellie_ex Warhammer ahh text

[@thejuiceking2219]

...rust

[@cloudpopfluff]

despite having a not very good day, the last one made me laugh. that was unexpectedly hilarious

[@robiginal]

The only way to avoid tooth decay is by not having teeth

[@Nubbleslabob]

"Honey, wake up, new jeaney collects video is out"

[@celestialdivinity07]

Recommend by 1/10 of dentists.

[@eden3669]

i may or may not have misread the thumbnail as "cunnilingually avoiding tooth decay" ....its anyone's guess what that would involve putting one's tongue on

[@Adamcito.]

"Cunningly avoiding tooth decay" sounds like you're avoiding tooth decay by eating 😺

[@blob693]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed after drinking 10 gallons of isopropyl alcohol

[@alkeryn1700]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by not eating

[@moofurg]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by brushing my teeth

[@mchjsosde]

Not him putting a piece of paper in his mouth for the last post 😂

[@HappilyMundane]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by painstakingly removing each tooth and preserving them individually in liquid carbonite.

[@vindicatorschannel7136]

well, what are we gonna do with the chocolate now?

[@cloudy7263]

cunningly avoiding teeth

[@jeffbenton6183]

That voice at the end... flawless!

[@samueltrusik3251]

Very wise.

[@Spexx368]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by sealing my teeth in resin

[@destiny4963]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by installing carpet in my mouth so that they are too disgusted to even go near me

[@bluepieguy]

carpeted mouth

[@L.O.752]

Cunninglh avoiding tooth decay by brushing my teeth like a fuckin normal person

[@RoweClementine]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by eating so much sugar that there are no teeth left to decay

[@BoxOfToasters]

the toothers

[@Azothoth827]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by politely saying "no" they can't decay without your consent.

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by not even having a mouth

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by putting fake teeth on my tongue

[@zzyxxyzz5442]

nice.

[@inkswift]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by drinking hand sanitiser

[@Valgween]

cunningly avoiding my tooth decay by pretending it does not exist.

[@kieran.grant_]

Dentist profits skyrocketing right now

[@sarahmtrager]

Brilliant pivot

[@Proj3ta]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by having a shot before bed, so my bacteria will be too drunk to ruin my teeth

[@stolensentience]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by performing root canals once per decade on the afflicted tooth nerves.

[@E_2the_J]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by brushing my teeth.

[@bmsg1]

i read cunniling avoids tooth decay and got intrigued

[@DashMatin]

how to eraddicate the said bacteria entirely from my teeth

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

BRUSH AND FLOSS

[@alexandram2486]

Cunningly avoiding tooth drcay by becoming the bacteria decaying your teeth

[@ecogreen123]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by not having teeth that can decay lol

[@changvasejarik62]

This plan brought to you by: Prime Minister Baldrick.

[@princesidon6606]

cunningly avoiding teeth decay by brushing and flossing

[@mikohuzo9297]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by kms.

[@jellyshonagon]

cunningly avoiding teeth decay by pulling all my teeth out

[@tiranus5861]

he has a cunning plan

[@Faydenmations_and_Capybara]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by *decaying the f-ing teeth myself*

[@Violence-JoséRicardo]

Epic

[@Violence-JoséRicardo]

First I think

[@zzyxxyzz5442]

we seem equal

[@Violence-JoséRicardo]

Yeah I'm first

[@Violence-JoséRicardo]

Epic gamer moment.

[@TheTomdog23]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by making 0 strides towards dental hygiene

[@johntheux9238]

So that's why my breath smells like shit when I wake up...

[@EnderBoy_11]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by brushing my teeth like a normal fucking person

[@bluepieguy]

Stolen comment

[@michaeledwards6683]

you should get a mouth bidet

[@jasondads9509]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by brushing teething and killing bacteria before and after bed

[@NikFromm]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by putting my pants in my mouth for the bacteria to stew in instead of on my teeth.

[@adhyayanchoudha1055]

this video was apparently posted 12 seconds ago yet the pinned comment was 6 minutes ago

[@BloomBlanche]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by building a public bathroom in my mouth

[@JustAGuyProduction]

The Last guy got it

[@EatAnOctorok]

Or just, you know, focus on enamel-boosting products to counteract the shit-erosion.

[@lonestarr1490]

Toothingly avoiding cun... Wait, that's wrong!

[@NB-gu9rs]

It's OK. You used too small a slice.

[@pigeongod3450]

I'll be honest I thought the sugar itself decayed the teeth, how did I learn something from this?

[@HoopsAficionado]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by enabling teeth decay on a much larger scale instead.

[@maninthesnow4393]

Avoid tooth decay by replacing your teeth and jaws with titanium so you can bite through anything

[@Skygirl-rp4ob]

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay by brushing my fucking teeth

[@gfdx3214]

instructions unclear, wiped my own shit with my tongue