Cupid HATES Love

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[@alienqueen8435]

"I'm not made of dildos" -Cupid 2023

[@rotlnwhohashisownbody]

yeah that lmao

[@fivepainbbles]

“I’m in horny paralalisys”

[@garrisonknuth9017]

"Everyone divorce each other, I've made an error" that line went by so fast but made me laugh the most

[@MissBlanch97]

i was looking for this comment 😂

[@yvechapman9342]

Cupid after all the lockdown romances

[@jonathanrhodes4547]

“I’m about to make this the horniest turtle” is something I never knew I wanted to hear so badly. 😂😂

[@ravengillespie8542]

Horny Turtle!

[@jonathanrhodes4547]

@@ravengillespie8542 also good.

[@bclynch30]

I’ve seen horny turtles. They run fast for the turtlussy

[@nicksuazo4377]

"HORNY TURTLE" 🤣

[@ummokaythen]

“Horny turtle”

[@chloramite567]

Love how Brandon always films at Dollar Tree The employees there are probably so used to him by now and anticipate his next filiming lol

[@MariaTex3]

He's been kicked out of several stores, I wonder if he's been banned from any for his antics lol? They don't understand his ART

[@chloramite567]

@@MariaTex3 Hell.. I work at a Dollar Tree and would be honored if he filmed while in my presence. Plus my manager is cool, if she knows I'm a fan of his art, she'll let him film lol

[@zour_bugz135]

im imagining them checking their shared online schedule and go “oh shit that guy’s gonna turn up soon”

[@jonathanrhodes4547]

The fact that Brandon never runs out of ideas is absolutely amazing.

[@wonderfultaco7853]

I made it 69 likes

[@mohsinuddin7049]

Can we just appreciate that he never runs out ideas and he makes all these videos just to entertain us. We don't deserve him.

[@LUNAF0X]

He's a genius!

[@suevalentine2862]

True

[@suevalentine2862]

​@@wonderfultaco7853 wdym mean I see 3

[@nicolasnamed]

Honestly I'd love to see more of this character, they're a riot lol

[@MrAlice613]

Excuse you?? That "character" has a NAME you know, and it's Dumb Bitch.

[@XeraTheImp679]

Every single Brandon Rogers’ character is a riot

[@gyratingman2411]

I want a whole backstory series now

[@TalentedTiger]

I want them for Valentines Day for SURE 💖

[@aegislash6060]

We have to wait next year or next week

[@ag.g4151]

The fact that he can advertise without cutting away from the plot is amazing!

[@glitchingberror1717]

Took my brain a sec when he was, 😮 super skills

[@rosebean7168]

I swear Brandon will always wear anything and he will make it fashionable

[@josiahjacinto4156]

Filipino dark web😂😂😂😂

[@ronnielyn19]

​@@josiahjacinto4156 literally crying lmaooo

[@yourprofilesnightmare]

I love how Brandon has a creative mind set but just uses it to make horrendous things.

[@500dollarjapanesetoaster8]

But it's what we need, dammit.

[@Tiorickyzx]

Don't you mean blitzoooooo

[@Banana-xk1gs]

@@Tiorickyzx No i dont think he does.

[@tesslivengood8748]

I cannot unsee this monstrous masterpiece👁️👁️

[@maxwellnadwell8610]

That’s the best bit 😂

[@cravensravens]

I love when he makes an unexpected joke and breaks character, making himself and the cameraman laugh

[@phinnphoney]

1:18 “H o r n y t u r t l e “

[@atransidiot4692]

The best line

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

"NAVIGATE TO *P A N D A"* **BEEP BEEP**

[@Laialaialailai]

​@@Crimson_Sun2486"OH! WE GOT A S T R A I G H T P E R S O N"

[@AlastorsYellowAssTeeth]

@@Laialaialailai(shoots arrow) OH SHIT I HIT A CAT

[@sillygoose3643]

@@Laialaialailai OH SHIT I HIT A CAT!

[@bookenjoyer3970]

“One time I sat on one of my arrows and I was a bottom for three months” 😂😂😂 I can’t with these one liners, they catch me off guard every time 😂

[@mschoy1597]

Brandon is the gift that keeps on giving!

[@MrRimant]

I thought that was herpes? Lol

[@perilel]

@@MrRimant bahah took me a second to get this one

[@magicsleepparalysisdemon]

Even when he's not voice acting Blitzø, he stays in character at some points

[@Zenithwolf]

If you space out during this video you could trick yourself into thinking this was from the show.

[@magicsleepparalysisdemon]

@Zenithwolf I tried it and I thought it was from the show

[@cassandraa.thomas-pf8ju]

artdoer actually made a bomb ass animatic w this as the audio and blitzo as blitzo lmao go check it out it's great

[@TheRealVodun13]

Best lines: "I love chocolate", "Everyone get divorced, I've made an error" and "Get me looking pensive" 🤣

[@UltraGalaxyify]

"One of these arrows is just ketomine"

[@NUMBER29__]

"I'm not made of dildos."

[@wolfiedabrony1802]

I just love how Brandon never stops being creative

[@willianbueno7611]

Brandon is literally the only person in the internet that can make me watch a ad about dildos. That's what I call being a good actor

[@madeegaindraws]

I wanna thank you for these videos you and your team make. I don’t have a lot of good days, I only go to school to get away from home and I only go home to get away from school. But seeing your videos always makes me smile, no matter how dumb they are it always brings me a little bit of happiness. So thanks for sharing your talent Brandon. No matter what happens I’ll always be a fan ♥️

[@Mushroom_is_Just_Here]

Same, these videos have saved me from my darkest moments. I’m proud to say I’ll be a forever fan

[@featherpheasant3851]

0:23 ‘F*** I hit a lady bug’ 🐞 Never Change Brandon 😂

[@ArmundJay]

"NAVIGATE TO 'PANDA'!" oh my god i love these kinds of videos; so nostalgic lmao also, the very end where he brakes character and laughs is golden.

[@garfield5983]

0:47 "I love chocolate."

[@denzel_theasian]

0:31 I am the Filipino who sold him the candies

[@fakenamegraham8713]

So that explains what was in my drink.

[@YAPPSIFER]

as a filipino who makes the candies, thank you for selling these and using them for good-

[@PhilandN]

As a filipino who gave him the candies, thank you hope you will see illusions (but seriously im a filipino)

[@jonathanrhodes4547]

Brandon absolutely dominates in RED!! ❤❤❤

[@STREAMER_FUNNIES]

“You can’t beep at a horny person”- Brandon rogers 2023

[@racthetcupcake7374]

The real life interpretation of cupid for real.

[@AngryDemonCat]

He even made Cupid very funny!! Brandon is a creative genius 👏

[@AMY-zo2pr]

your videos instantly make me happier

[@Your_Weirdo.029]

Very true

[@Crudmes]

0:18 the way the nose points at the sky is astonishing and beautiful

[@alaciarobertson9308]

"have you ever been in love?" *Responds with instant fear*

[@thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831]

“I’m about to make this the horniest turtle.” “Fuck it hit a ladybug” “It won’t take no for an answer.” It always feels like a good day whenever Brandon uploads a video.

[@jacobethebacobe8587]

0:42 "give me more" 😂

[@RandomAticsJR]

That convenience store clerk was absolutely perfect for this video

[@moeechii]

happy valentines day,, Brandon literally hasnt changed at all and its really comforting

[@jonathanrhodes4547]

“GET ME LOOKING PENSIVE” 🤣🤣

[@dragonshake7798]

1:42 the crackup in the end cinda got me😅

[@Eff_You5451]

These are some of the best videos I’ve ever seen. There’s no filter He just makes what he wants and tells Susan to shove it. It’s gorgeous

[@higantegamerYT]

stayed up late just for this MASTERPIECE 😭💜 “FILIPINO DARK WEB” I AM WHEEZZINGGGG!!!

[@RightBoyKA-POW]

0:53 *"Only some exclusions? Well..."*

[@alexlovelady8249]

Probably talking about Quebec lol

[@willbxrz]

That cashier looked *SO* done with you 😭

[@shadowphoenix619]

That's why brandon is perfect to be blitzø because he sounds like it and i love it

[@Moochie420_]

This was sadly probably the happiest 1:43 minutes of my day I wish to start a position that requires one at least three minute video from Brandon a day

[@RealLewis]

0:37 Imagine Blitzø saying this 😂

[@harryhealey4298]

We had Annabelle vs M3gan, Bryce Episode 1 and now Angry Cupid. All within a week, can this man’s creative genius be stopped?

[@STREAMER_FUNNIES]

The laugh at the end was so wholesome

[@LarynxEdit]

1:05 is my favorite part

[@iamReddington]

"You can't beep at a horny person." LMAO

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

"NAVIGATE TO *PANDA."* Cupid saving endangered species, *let's goooooo*

[@akaashisjersey8575]

This just makes me so happy watching Brandon

[@JackedThor-so]

"Everyone divorce each other, I've made an error" is the funniest shit to me, my God!

[@Halloweenish]

“One time I sh*t in a pet smart, and not where you’d think.” That line was so random that I don’t think it was scripted, I’m pretty sure Brandon was just telling a real story while in costume and the cameraman just went with it 😂

[@ox3870]

I don't know what that means, does pet smart have another meaning?

[@galaxiel_star7208]

@@ox3870it’s a chain of stores that sell pet accessories

[@gearguts7259]

@@ox3870 the joke is you're expecting him to do it in a cat's litter box but he subverts that by clarifying "not where you'd think and not where they'd hope", because a dump in a cats litter box would be easier to clean

[@ZelloFello224]

Them breaking character and laughing at the end is gold

[@blackcherry941]

He never runs out of ideas which is so goddamn amazing

[@CiprianMihailescuCalionKlaw]

all what you do is cursed, and i love it

[@BrandonRogers]

🧙

[@tonyal8839]

this has nostalgic vibes to it. like it was made just around the office videos he made

[@sarahkikiuk]

I don’t know what I love more, the characters or the costumes Brandon can slay anything and I love watching the crazy/genius thoughts of his mind acted out for my amusement 😂 ❤ from the uk

[@jc-diaz487]

1:08 😂😂😂

[@adnanhammaoui6814]

Am i the only one that was hit by nostalgia right now? this looks so much like old school Brandon Rogers videos

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

Whether Brandon's videos are short or long, they're always a laugh riot

[@thefouranimationproduction]

1:25 he's at rosemade OMG 😆

[@SirStumblebum]

0:06 Been a long time since I’ve heard this tune

[@muhammadihsanyarda5409]

Where is that from I fell like I've heard it before, I need answer!!!

[@IanRayverCruz]

​​@@muhammadihsanyarda5409i heard it from it's Jerry and harry

[@hakai1014]

⁠@@muhammadihsanyarda5409I remember that tune from its Jerry and Harry

[@BlueberryTuxedo]

“hOrNy TuRtLe” 😂😂😭😭

[@v5mpiyer]

The "oh fuck I hit a ladybug" made me laugh so hard 😂

[@P4tton._.Fr0g]

Everytime i watch Brandon's video, i ask myself how can he come up with all of those genius concept and how tf can those make me so happy I love him sm and i love y'all people too *Live, Laugh, Love, Breath Brandon Rogers*

[@Juddernaut89]

Brandon never change. You deserve mainstream fame! Get this man a movie!

[@benitomercia7643]

Brandon's videos always make me laugh 😂😂

[@angelcakeart]

This is exactly what my Cupid character is like, nailed the modern queer cupid energy I've been looking for 😆

[@kiaratheotaku6257]

That little turtle with the Santa hat is already immune to love. It’s been rejected so many times that it finds Brandon platonically attractive

[@Creepaminer]

“One time I sat on one of my arrows, I was a bottom for 3 months” LMFAOOOO

[@happykd3476]

The fact he hit us with a ad in the video without really messing it up is beautiful

[@Vampiress16]

“One time I shit in a petsmart and not where they think and not where they hoped.” Best part ever 😂😂😂

[@beaniestudios3941]

0:04 I could draw Blitzo in that X3

[@Anonymous-sn2vh]

Do it

[@beaniestudios3941]

@@Anonymous-sn2vh I will X3

[@a14yearold]

@@beaniestudios3941 what's your Twitter I would love to see it

[@beaniestudios3941]

@@a14yearold I don’t have a Twitter account

[@Jill_ywilly]

The fact that is is a masterpiece just blows my mind please don't ever stop doing what your good at Brandon

[@BulaGuy]

OMG, Brandon actually went into a store dressed like a drag queen cupid. I still SIMPLY CAN NOT. Thanks for this much needed laugh after work. And 0:42 is over funny to me. More funnier than it should be. LOL

[@hotemotoaster8712]

I love the random unhinged characters the most.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

I love how you go out in public dressed like that and you film there reactions!

[@mrhelitosis7564]

Nice to know they're preparing Kid Icarus Uprising 2 with an introduction to a new character.

[@katherine_queen5294]

I am never gonna get sick of these Adam and Eve ads. Also “I sat on an arrow and was a bottom for three months” omg 😭

[@Dragons4Dummies]

"I once sat on one of my arrows, I was a bottom for 3 months." Lmfao you kill me dude

[@MonsterFanMason]

Blitz when stolas doesn’t show him love

[@magicsleepparalysisdemon]

HELP

[@mxazingdude]

@@magicsleepparalysisdemonLMAO

[@magicsleepparalysisdemon]

@@mxazingdude NBABWA

[@mxazingdude]

@@magicsleepparalysisdemon i like your profile 😵‍💫😈

[@magicsleepparalysisdemon]

@@mxazingdude ty

[@thanksomuch1557]

One of the things I love the most about Brandon is how he can make series that last for a combined hour or more, and also invent characters that exist only for a 2 minute long video (for now at least). The range of content he can make is really cool.

[@thanksomuch1557]

Also this is among the best sponsored content I've ever seen.

[@sqxishy_tae]

These videos always make my day!

[@alibrennan5977]

“One time I sat on one of my arrows and I was a bottom for three months” 😂😂

[@SergeantKool1227]

0:01 SO true

[@Akako1004]

My guy literally sounds like Blitzø and that makes things funnier

[@estela6403]

He is Blitzo 😭

[@randomfangirl1275]

@@estela6403 omg 😭

[@HapyKeener]

1:01 THE FUCK BRANDON😭

[@marvinthemartian2199]

My new life motto: "Arrows are out, dicks are in!!"

[@Lambda_Ovine]

"Everyone divorce each other; I made an error" 🤣

[@NaviWolf9]

This part had me rolling. (Cus true)

[@thomasvlekke5365]

I want every adamandeve add to be done by Cupid

[@Liamalaing]

"Everyone divorce each other, I've made an error." 😭😂😂

[@austinreed5805]

Imagine going to your local Target and seeing Brandon Rodgers. Lmao

[@oostellalunnaoo4715]

I love him sm istg

[@SwedishTalkingWolf]

I've seen many versions of Cupid. But this one is my favorite

[@avabc6783]

"Arrow's are out d**ks are in" -Cupid 2023

[@QueenSavage1030]

The new Kevin Heart. 😂❤️

[@RepellentJeff]

“Get me looking pensive.” *[Pregnant pause]* “…” *“HorNY tUrTLe!”* 🤣

[@lisaiskpopfan1993]

“I’m about to make this the horniest turtle” istg Brandon never fails to make us laugh 🤣🤣

[@riley4316]

i love it when incredibly talented people make chaotic masterpieces

[@franciscoortiz5427]

This video just made my day awesome content as always 😂

[@silvanaferrari9274]

I love that the turtle with a hat is a reucuring carackter

[@cadensunila]

Another classic video from Brandon Rogers 😂