Curb Your Clean Restaurant

[@Kfker184]

Keeping the meme alive

[@Kfker184]

Paul O'Neill If Conor is even brave enough to come back

[@aaronhinton7601]

A dying art

[@gaushikm1482]

Paul O'Neill rounds 1,2 Conor can ko him. If it goes past that he is foooked

[@Kfker184]

Paul O'Neill Khabib by decision

[@Kfker184]

I just hope they do end up fighting sometime this year.

[@Maligale.]

Reporter: there’s a dead body in the back of the kitchen Tony:........it’s only one

[@eduarddumitru2645]

or as some people would hear, "which one?"

[@luisroberto3072]

"there will be two if you dont shut the fuck up"

[@khoiminh6455]

@@luisroberto3072 lmao

[@josuevalar6465]

And the reporter: well, you know where there's one...

[@hxvoc3971]

Tony: *slaps body* Him:"which one?"

[@joses5292]

You know the place is infested, when the guy starts killing them with his barehands as if nothing.

[@TotalTuxedo]

He did it so instinctively and casually too. That's gross.

[@IAmTheStig32]

Squashing cockroaches is a terrible idea because it just creates more. They release eggs in their body when they die like that. Horrible things.

[@kasvo1199]

That is a myth, they don't. If you kill the roach you kill the eggs.

[@chrisb7051]

Just a Viewer also if you’re seeing them on the walls you know damn well every difficult to reach area is completely mobbed with em

[@fourscarlet7581]

My dad does this with spiders and we don't have a spider problem in his house.

[@userequaltoNull]

Reporter sounds like Chris Hansen lmao. "These are bugs, tony" "She's 14, andy"

[@aytony4090]

Why don't you take a seat?

[@d.lastbreath2272]

Come on, take a sit.

[@Mega-P71]

"come out and talk to me onion boy"

[@johnrankin7135]

"whatcha got there, Tony?" "Just a 6-pack of wildberry pesticides.." "What do you need the pesticides for, Tony?" "Uhh, y'know, haha just in case.." "Just in case of what?" "Ok haha I think I'm gonna go now.."

[@Reignor99]

You see how this looks, right?

[@VinoSong]

Continues smashing and saying “where, which one?”

[@whiteboymike3999]

"THERE'S ONE" not which one

[@aboodabulaban2867]

@@whiteboymike3999 "JUST ONE" not there's one

[@Risingofthephoenix]

It was "JUST ONE"

[@Ascertivon]

Ah, yes, classic denial. Yeah, not gonna help them much when they get fined or their store gets shut down.

[@ivanbima5877]

Well, it's a bit of giveaway that he need to check his vision once again

[@stickerz7948]

The roach was clearly a paid actor

[@NymbusCumulo928]

I mean, technically you're right

[@markusgreenidge8330]

A paid actor who didn't get his check.

[@mayapapaya02]

it’s true, i was the sink

[@danielreed5199]

@@mayapapaya02 That sounds hard, must have been very draining for you.

[@viktorgriciv3169]

Nino would never let that happen

[@cbbddndbzvzbsz3391]

my name's ninoooooooo

[@matthiasc.z8332]

Are we talking about the same Niiiiinooooo

[@viktorgriciv3169]

Nino would clean this comment section

[@nickraad77]

Viktor Griciv and take pictures of him doing it!!

[@JamFlexx]

what are you doing here

[@ExploreSteve]

Any place called Tony's will have roaches. At least so far in my life.

[@hypnossomnus8182]

Bigdawgphilleep Nice one dude👍

[@theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268]

I would say that’s racist but I’m not a idiot

[@casperd2100]

it was called rodriguez. Also the title is wrong. It's a grocery store, not a restaurant.

[@Zaz5y]

casperd2100 His name was Tony and it was a food market

[@maxcarter9117]

Lmaooo right u should expect a few

[@baeyensraphael3902]

Lol, gotta admire his spirit though: "heres one on the wall" *owner crushes it* - which one?

[@James-vy5jg]

Baeyens Raphaël he didnt say which one

[@nycscribe538]

He said just one.

[@CigsInABlanket]

108+ people are hearing deficient.

[@samuelseidel6148]

And he proceeded to wash his hands

[@doomdude69]

443 people need to clean their ears.

[@roanmartin1996]

Cockroach: "Ay man, the pizza here?" Tony: "Ay bro, not now"

[@xZyn100]

Lol

[@markusgreenidge8330]

This should be top comment up with some of these others.

[@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521]

go to schol becase teecher says go to schol? am i circus animel or what? i make yt videes becase thats my dreem. liv my dreem is what i do. thats what i do. hopefooly the videes are good for you deer 4oan

[@leeandrew6555]

“My kitchens so clean bugs will eat straight from the floor!”

[@bubblybubbly2844]

😂😂😂

[@kaarlssons5848]

tony: there is no roaches here roach: *bofa*

[@kaarlssons5848]

*_bOfa_*

[@prot07ype87]

*What did he mean by this?*

[@Shaftygod]

L E F A

[@DlcEnergy]

L E F A (Leche Española - Fabricada Artesanalmemnte) or Spanish Milk - Handmade Craft or semen, cum, liquid produced when a male faps

[@majoraxx2427]

*B* *A* *F* *A*

[@Jadinandrews]

Apparently if you find a baby cockroach you have a serious problem. Big ones might have wandered in from outside, but small ones definitely indicate an infestation.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Jadin Andrews wandered

[@Jadinandrews]

The Jrr, their you go. Its now been fixed per you're suggestion..

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Jadin Andrews there Lol

[@Jadinandrews]

I'm pulling your leg man.. I always confuse wonder and wander.

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Jadin Andrews yeah I figured. Wonder and wander switching is a real pet peeve of mine, so I felt like I had to step in lol.

[@BabyBearRudy]

I’ll never understand how ppl can lie, get caught and continue to lie 😂

[@tyrnial8095]

It’s being called in denial, super annoying cus they literally convince themselves of their own lies

[@miloC0]

Was only one 🙄😬🤣🤣🤣

[@manishkundapur5280]

I hope you don't get to see the politians. ( specially american)

[@hihi2667]

@@manishkundapur5280 I'm curious to know what politians are...

[@inviddyehrenmann5041]

Vielleicht raffst du es, wenn dein gesamtes Leben von dieser Lüge abhängig ist. Werd erstmal erwachsen kleiner, dann wirst du sowas auch verstehen.

[@numbers7889]

Why is no one talking about that smooth intro tho 0:00

[@platosplatoon6873]

Numbers haha yes! That’s cool

[@demonicmind1242]

I thought the hud and UI would pop up in a video game

[@brightnight8831]

this is clearly a save loaded from the last checkpoint

[@sagarkapasi099]

Just Now Noticed After This Comment

[@j_h_o]

I thought it was a pond

[@haijin7484]

So clean that you can even see the roaches reflecting.

[@contemplatingduck]

Hahahaha why doesn't this have more likes??

[@alexblack9609]

Yeah

[@mrgreatauk]

Only comment that actually made me lol 😂

[@SomeRandomJackAss]

We have the cleanest roaches in town!

[@papillonvu]

I see what you did there!!

[@TheDorianTube]

I hate this type of people so much. They aggressively make you sound like you're being crazy, like they're being accused unfairly. Then when you show them proof, the reaction is ''It's only one, you're still wrong''....another one, and pooff, they kick you out brushing the whole thing as a conspiracy against them. My father is the fucking same and he's also called Tony. **sigh**

[@TripleMooonstre]

TheDorianTube So you hate your father so much

[@TheDorianTube]

+Leonidas Yep

[@ranaabdullahkhalid7541]

TheDorianTube dude what you just described is gaslighting and is often used as a psychological torture method.

[@prot07ype87]

Is your father also called *"Rodrigues"* as his surname by any chance?

[@c.t.a.5983]

But does your father rock the moustache as Tony does?

[@avabrackett7159]

Tony: There are no roaches in my restaurant. Roach: I'm going to end this man's whole career.

[@erbertadonis597]

Roach: Im going to close this man's store

[@badshifu]

Roach pretty much ended his own life as well

[@michialphelps2339]

@@badshifu yup

[@juztenable]

Roach: I'm a roach and I'm even smart enough to know that this joke format is no longer funny

[@Christoph8]

Heroic Sacrifice

[@tiaan7032]

As somebody with a food business I can tell you that when you start producing food & the invariable waste it creates you will get bugs no matter what you think. You must have an integrated pest management system you can never rely on just one thing alone. It never ends it's an ongoing thing. Some people unfortunately think they've got a choice & that's the problem.

[@mplewp]

Ehm you tit .

[@remydaitch9815]

When a cap full of toothpaste can sustain an entire colony for weeks, its definitely an uphill battle. Once infested all you can do is tent and gas. Most owners won't tent and gas because of the hassle.

[@PortlandMan]

"What is this Tony?" "That's just one nest, don't worry about it."

[@md-er2wz]

He didnt even wash his hand with soap after smashing the roach

[@mass_for_dead]

It rhymes well

[@tomc5435]

@@mass_for_dead soap and roach don't rhyme smh..

[@mass_for_dead]

@@tomc5435 but it does

[@tomc5435]

@@mass_for_dead no it doesn't and don't like your own comment lmao.

[@mass_for_dead]

@@tomc5435 ok

[@shakeymike2003]

Our Roaches are cleaned daily

[@Mega-P71]

Tony: I have no roaches Roach: skee-bidi boop bop

[@brainwashingdetergent4322]

Lead Guitarist genuine belly laugh with that one! Thanks

[@moonrisehowler1842]

waw wew waaaw

[@brightnight8831]

hahahaha

[@terrencegunther]

This is literally about his enthusiasm and confidence being denied. THIS IS WHAT THIS MEME IS ALL ABOUT PEOPLE.

[@KadenMacKay]

0:37 The way that lines up with the music is spectacular

[@noslik4527]

When you kill a bug with your bare hands it's proof enough you probably kill them on a regular basis. Happy Christmas y'all!

[@josuejuarez9512]

Happy Christmas

[@mass_for_dead]

Merry Christmas

[@whiteboymike3999]

Happy New year

[@Chiyomi_Anzai599]

What kind of a stupid question is that? Nothing wrong bout killing bugz hell i burn bugs with my torch and glue ants wit super glue and wipe them off my shoe from existence.

[@jonfleck8687]

Didn’t know Chris Hansen was in to Catch a Dirty Restaurant

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

“It’s one” Lol respect tho he just mushed it and washed his hand.

[@GrammarPaladin]

True Mexican status right there (I just wish he kept his shit clean to represent us well man. :( )

[@Vixx89]

roddy PROF.E.T. Rinsed* lmao

[@WOLFGANG634]

cristi dules There’s a vast difference between washing your hands and rinsing them. If you don’t agree, then specifically ask your surgeon or doctor to only rinse their hands, before cutting you open.

[@chaseburns9797]

I dont know if you've been in a house with bugs before. But if there's one there's usually a hell of a lot more. The fact that he just smashed it is gross af especially in a place where he serves food. One time when my grandfather was younger he brought home a pizza from this place called smileys and the pizza was just covered in live ants.

[@YOLO-sp5bi]

The way he smacked it with his hand, I can say he is not new to the roaches.

[@kaua7561]

This actually is a Very important meme to me, I watched this when it came out in 2018 and had difficulty understanding a single word (My first lenguage isnt english) and now after 2 years, I almost cried when I remembered that I didnt understand a single fuck the first time

[@santicheeks1106]

Ok

[@tOSdude]

“I didn’t understand a single fuck” *_He a little confused but he got the spirit_*

[@surajtomar4870]

@@santicheeks1106 what's your 1st language?

[@santicheeks1106]

@@surajtomar4870 english

[@surajtomar4870]

What's your first language?

[@bigmac5051]

He should open a pizza place "Tonny's pizza palace"

[@prot07ype87]

*Tony's**

[@DlcEnergy]

those pizzas much weigh a... tonne, ey? i'll see myself out

[@flameshot10]

Who keeps speeding these memes up

[@warrenjaeger4855]

It is to avoid copystrike...

[@cybersilver5816]

Warren Jaeger I thought the music was royalty free?

[@IIlIIIllIIlll]

Cyber Silver nah

[@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead]

@@cybersilver5816 KZbin is not fuck you free

[@mrflip-flop3198]

@@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead The music is royalty free. Absolutely no reason to speed it up. You can find thousands of curb your memes on youtube with the original music.

[@alexn9775]

*Kills bug, uses hand that touched dead bug to turn on faucet, throws dead bug into sink, doesn’t wash hands, doesn’t clean faucet handle, turns off faucet with same hand that touched the roach...* Just imagine the amount of bacteria living on every single part of that place. They probably never give that place a good scrub down.

[@DevilDaRebel]

@@SimonWoodburyForget Found Tony.

[@remydaitch9815]

If bacteria is so prevalent how have you survived to this day?

[@DevilDaRebel]

@@SimonWoodburyForget Shut yo goofy ass up. Telling an inspector once he’s fining/closing your business down for roaches, that they’re not much more dirty than the food he’s serving.

[@remydaitch9815]

@@SimonWoodburyForget agreed. The owner in the vid seems too cheap to address the situation properly. The roaches are smarter than he is.

[@Therabithole]

I'm a public inspector in Buenos Aires city. One time I closed down a bar, it's kitchen plagued with cockroaches. The owner went mad because he insisted the plague control service bill was up to date...

[@remydaitch9815]

Is your bill up to date?

[@kimbaldun]

"There's a roach right there" *kills roach with bare hands* "What roach?" "I saw it" "What fucking roach?"

[@aaryn.x]

Tony: You destroyed my whole career. Roach: I don't even know who you are. Tony: No one will know you either.

[@n0isyturtle]

"That's not a bug, that's a feature!" -Tony

[@drewber.t]

It sounds so stupid when it's sped up and high pitched, just saying.

[@IIlIIIllIIlll]

Andrew Kean copyright

[@basementhermit3607]

It’s to avoid copyright detection

[@drewber.t]

Basement Hermit Okay that makes sense, but I've seen other channels use it unedited?

[@learvinguy5632]

No u

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

@@drewber.t and those channels get a copyright claim on the video

[@hinglemccringleberry9389]

that opening transition shot was a nice touch

[@joelsantiago8348]

This guy reminds me of my former boss trying to prove to people there is no bedbug infestation at the furniture store I used to work 😁😂😁😁🤣🤣🤣

[@deepusebastian4121]

Reporter: Oh, there are roaches on the wall. Owner: Oh, no. They are tenants and here to help me to clean leftover foods on the floor.

[@Fatima-fo4bv]

I like how the roaches didn't give a shit and decided to show up in the right time just to prove him wrong😂 He couldn't buy their silence

[@Whfox]

Tony: There are no roaches here. Cockroach: Can we get back to work already? Tony: Not now, the camera is still here.

[@TheLovelyRushka]

Keeping his movements (smacking the bug then touching the faucet) to the beat of the music was genius

[@Captain_Samerica]

“Better to be quiet and let people think you’re an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”

[@Leatherman154]

Tonys' new slogan: Food so good, even the roaches can't resist.

[@wingwangtingtang]

This place needs Nino. He'd never let this sort of thing happen

[@flisko123]

haha

[@mass_for_dead]

Nino??

[@DeviousCatGirl]

“You can see for yourself” Inspector: ok Restaurant owner, “wasn’t the answer I was expecting”

[@ratman202]

I love the reporter. "These are bugs Tony" Like he's talking to a child.

[@rickprime83]

Ryan Wolf, he was the boss back in the day in south texas. He now reports in San Antonio

[@purefoldnz3070]

He's like dammit they're supposed to scatter when the light turns on!

[@sksdood7682]

"If he can handle roaches with his bare hands, one man is enough to run the entire castle" -Google Translate 2018

[@second1667]

Him: “Oh here’s one on the wall...” Me: *you get the matches, I’ll get the gasoline* 🔥

[@WildHorizon]

Every episode of kitchen nightmares ever.

[@MrSaemichlaus]

He knows roaches like it dark, so he quickly turns the light off. He's a good caring person.

[@theweirdonesanimations]

Tony: I don’t have any roaches Roach: I’mma ‘bout to end this mans whole career

[@wileecoyote5749]

Was used 763 times in this upload

[@STALKER777LK]

"These are bugs tony..." LMAO tony tried.

[@Frostgiantbutsmall]

"There are no roaches in Ba Sing Sae."

[@JGVlogs8]

Tony: There are no roaches here Roach: Imma bouta end this man's whole career

[@elijahelmore942]

You know they practiced that opening shot a dozen times lol. "Okay Jim, you held that clipboard perfectly!"

[@frkyzeke]

He’s gotten used to it that he just kills them with his hand. “What bug problem?”

[@elizabethgebhardt5677]

News reporter: About how many more roaches do you think there are? Tony: yes.

[@sumuqh]

Gordon Ramsay: “my God”

[@screamahlee9625]

Tony: theres no bugs in here, see for yourself Cockroach: " dooo do doy do dooo do doy, do doy doy doy doy DOYYYYY"

[@VJolie3]

The gotta love that perfect placement of the clipboard in the intro. They probably did a million takes HAHA

[@miguelsoriano8867]

It's just so funny how confident the man was until that one bug appeared and immediately was like "oh shit there's a bug, better to kill it now"

[@Kevn3000]

I remember in the Air Force I had to clean dishes and the roaches were absolutely everywhere.

[@bozertoes]

my guy has worse hand writing then my doctor 0:13

[@JOKER-jy5dd]

Can't stop watching these curb your memes

[@ariadnegmusdaedaloximo708]

Tony acting like he has the power of mind control like those vampires from What We Do in the Shadows.

[@soypeanutbutter]

“Just One”,I Don’t Think So Bro...

[@atree5915]

“Sees the bug crawling up” Tony: oh no! Anyways

[@gregddown72]

Extra protein...also Just in case: Gervais didn't kill himself.

[@SlimHandle]

The high pitch tune indicates the extreme polarity and seriousness of the curb, a complete 180.

[@shockedshrek5400]

At 0:36 the song matches the roach being crushed. This video is truly a masterpiece.

[@theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268]

**le slap** Just one

[@warrenjaeger4855]

Tony.. the type of guy to sound legit while theres a roach on his head..

[@deepusebastian4121]

They are helpers who eat leftover. So, I keep them.

[@danielwalker26]

When I worked for Brinks there was a KFC I went to where the electronic safe had a jam in the bill collector from there being too many cockroaches in it.

[@derektrammell911]

Bro, the pitch change in the Curb tune gave me life

[@hsfox2792]

Imagine a customer saying, "Sir, there's a roach in my food..." **Grabs it* *"Nah fam, it's just one."*

[@unknownguy7112]

The guy be like i told you to hide while their here. The roach be like: Meh

[@istvanmikola6002]

Where there's one, there's more.... Tony?

[@hassjackspirit8879]

See everything is clean here Roach: yeah he's right i just took a bath

[@darth890]

Can we please appreciate that clip board move from the camera. Genius.

[@Capibara97]

Owner: we don’t have roaches here Roach on the wall: am I a joke to you?

[@sayakdas2470]

Premiering next episode in Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares.

[@ballHand]

Just smashed a roach on the wall above his sink

[@F17A]

You know there’s many when he doesn’t hesitate to kill it with his bare hands

[@DeathGripper1337]

It hits different when the curb song is speedified 😌

[@albertbatfinder5240]

If they accuse you of having roaches in your restaurant, take the high moral ground and deny it’s a restaurant.

[@rajibdhungana]

Man oh man. He had such a confidence I trusted him at first

[@tHa1Rune]

This is one of the best Curb your memes ever

[@keithm7004]

can we just take a minute to appreciate how this video starts

[@DMES-wp2fj]

Gotta give respect to Tony he just crushed the insect barehand in front of the camera then still got the confidence to ask the reporter which one

[@mayanksaxena8577]

Whenever I feel I've done something wrong or stupid. I just watch Curb your compilations and get happy to know that I'm much much much matured and smarter then these ****** whatever. God bless their brains ♥

[@gray8885]

That beginning transition is top quality

[@justamanofculture12]

*Tony:* "My restaurant is clean." *Lil roach:* "Imma bout to end this man's whole career."

[@lymar6618]

I like how he smashed the roach on queue with the music, 0:33 , It makes it way more funny

[@Scharlarntz]

You'll see how clean it is... It's just one... (hundred thousand)

[@HondoDogman]

Aye I live here, the situation was pretty wild when the article first came out, glad i never did anything at the store myself lmao