Curb Your Compilation

[@kimberlydixon9200]

even though the golf guy lost two of the balls, it was still really impressive he could skim them at all

[@akufromthefuture7159]

i know right? i couldn't do that to save my life. it was impressive regardless if it made it all the way across or not

[@lolaandjoe123]

I was just thinking this like wtf I expected it to just sink

[@celestialknight2339]

Kimberly Dixon I’m not the one to claim expertise since I’ve never even played golf, but I would imagine it’s very easy to get the golf ball to skim on water with a stroke of that power & speed, especially for someone experienced like him. I would think it’s no harder, if not easier, than skimming a rock on water by hand, as many of us used to do as kids.

[@sylvestermader-dancak9632]

@@celestialknight2339 yeah I was thinking that too

[@blehh_mae]

judging how he talked after the first one i think it was part of the demonstration, but the second was clearly not intentional

[@flightmasterr231]

Can't laugh at the golf guy. That's a hard shot for anyone to make

[@True38]

And he made it in the end, so he's a pro either way.

[@danlorett2184]

I'm legit impressed he just got his first two shots to skip at all.

[@Francisco1st]

Every comment lol. Have you guys ever had an Arnold Palmer? Spiked?

[@Smoshman2002]

@@Francisco1st I’m glad you’re here before me😂

[@arcanefury3666]

I've only got decent mini golf skill and Wii golf skill so I'm just impressed that you can even skip it across water

[@xenostim]

I feel sorry for the kid. Especially after seeing this on KZbin years later. "Your dad never wanted you so I tricked him into getting me preggo. You're welcome!"

[@ransommoney4915]

And then the household will be toxic, if they even stay together, kid will grow up under the possibility of being hated by his father. Fun, all because of selfishness.

[@kaisteven5907]

@@ransommoney4915 the kid shouldn't be hated but the mother for sure. Like wtf she thinking. Even promises don't mean shit for something that big in life

[@ransommoney4915]

@@kaisteven5907 parents often have misguided anger towards their kids for “ruining their life” even though the child didn’t force it way on this planet

[@kaisteven5907]

@@ransommoney4915 I know, but it's a stupid thing to do. Blame the parent not the kid

[@ransommoney4915]

@@kaisteven5907 I’m not disagreeing. I’m just being realistic about these kids futures, it’s really sad. No one is really ready to have kids, yet people keep having them.

[@BuckHunter103]

Imagine if a guy put holes in a condom to trap his partner into having a child. Regardless of who in the relationship tries to baby trap the other, that is still absolutely disgusting behavior

[@Sillimant_]

"If a man does it, it's rape. If a woman does it, it's fine, and still the man's fault." If you know someone who agrees with that, cut all ties with them. You don't need that kind of crazy in your life

[@fortyinch]

Interestingly. These types of things happens. Goes both ways. Had a couple guy friends who got tricked like this. And knew a girl that said she got trapped same way. Some people are just crazy/pathetic.

[@denniskuruvilla178]

That's classified as rape now. It used to be oops, but it's rape now.

[@tony020480]

@@Sillimant_if a man does, what?

[@Lovegun.]

Taking advice from Wendy Williams is like jumping into lava to cool off on a hot day....

[@marenvanwesenbeeck4972]

Wendy williams just made 2 children grow up without a dad

[@HeyhoBrando]

The Wendy one is why guys don’t trust women anymore like okay it’s your body...but that’s also the guy choice, is it not?

[@pyro7602]

I never trusted women in the first place.

[@SS-hb1xm]

This is the stupidity of people that say that children arent alive unless their born

[@anothergermanmapper7754]

@@SS-hb1xm This has nothing to do with Abortions, ok?

[@ultragreenishere3249]

It's her body yes but telling your boyfriend you are on the pill to then suddenly stop secretly is totally wrong. A child should be a joint decision as they both should respect each others wishes. Just the way anyone should ask consent to have sex. If you don't wish it then it shouldn't happen. It's a massive life changing decision having a child and there's lots to think about. Totally fucked if anyone did anything like this to anyone and I seriously don't understand the humor in it either. If a man said something like that in that room and other men attending found it even slightly amusing...

[@AnthonyR007]

I mean, to be fair, he could just not have sex

[@adamakemon1856]

If a woman has the right to trick me into having a child, I should have the right to abandon them with no child support

[@michealcherrington6531]

that would be just and logically consistent. But we live in a misandrist society. Great proof of that is the fact that everyone knows what misogyny means but no one knows what misandry is. That is how oppression actually works. Women can force a man (meaning his body) to be responsible for kids, sometimes kids that are not even his. Men have no choice in this. Such an obvious injustice, one of many, but it doesnt occur to anyone because of the actual oppression that's in this society . Misandry

[@katiePetsy]

@@michealcherrington6531 I'll give you the same advice anti abortion people give women- don't have sex/keep your legs shut. You have the choice to not be intimate or to use condoms.

[@randompensamientos9802]

@@katiePetsy your advice is that a man should not be intimate with his own wife who he believes is on birth control? And if he is, it’s his fault if she secretly stops taking her birth control and gets pregnant? I bet you don’t feel the same way about “stealthing”, when men secretly remove a condom during sex without the woman’s knowledge or consent. If she gets pregnant in that case, I guess she should have just not had sex. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@patchi6384]

@@katiePetsy that some one-sided statement

[@axldave9940]

@@katiePetsy And what about the advice to use birth control? Oh wait, that's exactly what she's lying about.

[@marisabel5500]

NEVER TRICK SOMEONE INTO HAVING KIDS! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?? i hope you're all having a great day 😇

[@Real_Tower_Pizza]

Agree, you too!

[@JD_tcb]

Its intended audience is literally women with an edgy side who are at home during the day watching TV talkshows.

[@Bastet32]

Thats exactly what theyre trying to push

[@boahneelassmal]

Chloe would flip her shit if she saw this video. Like really. And then they wonder why we're so full of mistrust...

[@theo8637]

@@JD_tcb women who *think* they have an edgy side

[@not..A..channel]

that golf guy's curb meme was not even real, he said LETS TRY; he didnt claimed that he will cross the water tho.

[@Fomortiis]

He said that the only reason he wasnt able to skip the first ball was because it had a cut, which means balls with cuts cant be skipped. He then proceeds to say that the second ball doesnt have a cut, therefore it can be skipped, but fails at it either way.

[@jacobisenhour4935]

@@Fomortiis he was joking about the ball having a cut

[@Okayokayokayokayoh]

@@jacobisenhour4935 he wasnt I was there that day

[@Francisco1st]

It’s Arnold Palmer how do you guys not know this lol. Ice tea and lemonade come on lol

[@gmkekashi8711]

@@Fomortiis But it can be cut....and it was

[@tanyakwankis]

4:33 this is absolutely disgusting. Yeah he promised but that doesnt give you the right to trick him either. Talk it out like adults. It's also his choice not just yours because without him you wouldnt be able to have a baby.

[@DylanoTheWizard]

fr this is literally sexual misconduct which is a misdemeanor

[@达努佳]

Exactly like wtf. Why would you do such thing. Another baby is more everything finance, emotional expense def should talk about it. Also I don't agree with making the women take pills when you don't want a baby not her. He should wear condoms or make certain procedures to himself why make women take pills which have side effects?

[@达努佳]

Agreed.

[@Phoenix.Sparkles]

@@达努佳Some people don't like condoms, why have pills in the first place if nobody wanted to use them? Condoms are much more useful for one night stand anyways.

[@iAmNothingness]

The whole audience clapping. "Men were never in control of our bodies" Women are not in control of mens wallets. Mhmkay

[@tingle_sugar1817]

PERIODTT!!!

[@thatpacho]

for some men only women contol they wallets. what can they say, they like hooker juices.

[@zekeryaoumar2356]

Exactly if they want 100% of the choice they get 100% of the responsibility as a consequence

[@alecedgerly1277]

What is it Dave Chapelle said in that skit? “If you can kill it, I should at least be allowed to abandon the little motherfucker” something like that lol

[@fortyinch]

@@alecedgerly1277 🤣 i know this one. That dude makes some really good arguments. In a funny way at that.

[@dadubbsterdumpster5318]

High level CIA. 📄📃

[@jeshkam]

Who is this dude? Was he on coke?

[@Liverpool5095]

​@@jeshkamAlex Jones. He's a pretty infamous guy but he's not a big as he was a few years back which is probably why you don't know him. He's one of those guys who talk about secret government conspiracies, etc, things like that. I'm not generally a fan of his but apparently he went on live radio just before the September 11 attacks in 2001 and raised the alarm that there would be an attack on US soil to create a reason to go to war very soon. So while he said and did a bunch of dumb stuff, he called it on that one. He also, according to Joe Rogan, was raising the alarm on Jeffrey Epstein hurting children years before the story was confirmed and exploded in the media.

[@queueeeee9000]

​@@Liverpool5095he's been right about a lot of things, but also has drawn incorrect conclusions on a lot of things

[@ani_chloe]

the wendy one, there’s probably a good reason the husband didn’t want anymore kids, it could be a matter of him not being able to provide for two kids, or just being able to be a part of their lives and so much more that goes into having children. gosh i hope they one have one kid

[@ArissXAS]

I completely agree. It involves him very much in the decision, because he will probably be the main supplier for the kid's needs until he is 18, either if he remains with his wife or if he leaves. Bounding someone on an 18 years contract like this without consent should be illegal and punishable, by the father not having to supply.

[@ani_chloe]

@@ArissXAS !!!!!! exactly!

[@wadud92]

His reasoning doesn't matter. His sperm, his choice

[@imamajesticseahorse2548]

I'm very late to this, but my immediate thought was, you just had a baby 9 months ago! I don't have kids, but babies are a lot of work! Kids in general are, but babies especially. Maybe since it's so soon after having a child he's thinking, hell no I'm not doing this again.

[@Brinah]

“Clap if you think she should trick him.” Wow, the audacity of the vile woman and the audience members who clapped! Smh.

[@WhoWantsToKnow81]

I like the golf guy's energy. He kept his cool and did make it at the end.

[@OHOE1]

Alex Jones

[@darkscorpion-donzaloog]

For those of you who don’t know, the golf guy in the video is Arnold Palmer (one of the all-time greats of golf). Rest in Peace, Arnie.

[@PALACIO254]

He also made a tasty beverage

[@chlorophyll6154]

What is curb you? The man great actually, he try and at last he was able to achieve it

[@BlackDiamond2718]

@@PALACIO254”arnold palmer alert. Arnold palmer alert.”

[@tiaan7032]

"clap if you think she should trick him" Then when he divorces her because she was absolutely treacherous guess who's fault it will be? His

[@alukuhito]

Can we talk about the large breats of that TV personality? Holy mackerel. What's going on there?

[@cashmoneymawk988]

@@alukuhito she’s well endowed

[@trevorbirdingtierlist]

Moral of the story: through their eyes, it’s always the man’s fault

[@alukuhito]

@@cashmoneymawk988 Indeed, she is.

[@MsDudette21]

imagine if the husband sued for entrapment and used this video for proof? ill forever wonder what decision that woman made...

[@cgme7076]

I’m worried the editor of this didn’t pick up on that line of questioning to Zuckerberg. The fact that there was no context for it being about how Facebook collects all of that data and only that the senator’s attempt failed, I’m worried. That line of questioning was clearly meant to establish that it’s wrong for Facebook to collect location data and all message data and then allow others to buy that information for advertising. That was the point.

[@Francisco1st]

Yeah that’s why it’s funny. I agree with you though and hopefully people don’t get the joke see your comment or research it to understand why it’s a joke

[@pcsmush]

I think the editor knows why it is a curb your meme. That's why there is so little context. Mark and the audience laugh like it's a stupid question and then the penny drops when the senator asks about messaging

[@MrPenetroso]

I was wondering if that was about the data collection scandal.

[@gavelston3943]

Oooh, that makes a lot more sense now. I was confused as hell lol. Thanks for adding the clarification!

[@chlorophyll6154]

Tbh if your so worried about data just don't register to Facebook, it's not compulsory or whatsoever

[@thehawaiianjap]

"Men have never been in control of our bodies" Think we're in charge of ours as well then, and if we want to pull out.

[@shineeshome]

Or just not stick it in

[@axldave9940]

@@shineeshome Just not stick it in some crazy, lying bint. Plenty more fish in the sea. Or Tinder.

[@davidbeazley1958]

You don't really have to play the whole theme... The first few bars are enough.

[@c0mputer]

No I want the whole thing. I want a curb meme compilation but only of the song and credits part.

[@Fiascotje]

Its basically only to get the video longer

[@davidbeazley1958]

@@Fiascotje for me, it makes it less enjoyable and more frustrating. 😕

[@Fiascotje]

@@davidbeazley1958 oh for sure!

[@LittleBenjaminNeocon183]

You dont really have to watch. Kick rocks junior.

[@jackjohnson4216]

“Men are never in control of our bodies”. That statement had literally nothing to do with you Lying to him about being on birth control to get pregnant behind his back... or on top of his back? You know what I’m saying 🤣😉😂

[@dpatra7081]

Women are just obsessed with saying that idk why😂

[@BadDictator]

yeah your body, pay for your kid then, don't ask for money to raise the kid from your husband.

[@ayofrtho7014]

@@dpatra7081 Leave the rest of us out of it. She’s crazy.

[@Vaga-Bard]

Doesn't the fact that she has to trick her husband into getting her pregnant mean that to some degree men are in control of women's bodies.? Men choose if they get pregnant. Not them.

[@jackjohnson4216]

@@Vaga-Bard is that a fucking joke??first off the baby inside of her isn't her body..its an entirely separate human.. secondly..no if a man doesn't want a child that doesn't mean he's in control of her body... are you suggesting we force him to get her pregnant?? because if he is in control of her body and we take that control away.. then what you're saying is he has no choice in whether or not he comes a father.. so what are you suggesting? and honestly... are you even surprised he doesn't want a child with her??

[@nightguy5967]

Wendy Williams is the highest level you can get on the "Crazy woman scale"

[@kiryuchan860]

What a good endorsement of women that is. Us men have Ted Bundy and Hitler.

[@queueeeee9000]

Amber Heard: "Do i mean NOTHING to you??"

[@eyeconquer]

The wendy 1 got it me lmao

[@chuckyheartburn9931]

Wendy Williams is so handsome. Broad shoulders like a rugby captain

[@ibby2015]

What a bitch

[@julietbengulo3086]

Q

[@WUTANGGZA1983]

Yeah same 😂😂😂

[@iamfrogo1008]

Immediately zoomed into his face

[@mjjabarian8246]

Who in their right mind ask for relationship advice from Wendy? LMAO

[@Legend-vj1fe]

Haha 😂 I really enjoyed the Mark Zuckerberg one. Very smart wording from the senator, you could really see how uncomfortable Mark got after he realized what was going on. 😂

[@chlorophyll6154]

I don't understand if you don't trust Mark just don't install Facebook

[@Not_An_EV]

Do... do you actually not see the real problem or is this an attempt at being facetious? ​@@chlorophyll6154

[@typreegamingtpg2198]

4:36 NO GUY IN THE ROOM CLAPPED AT ALL LMAOOOO

[@ibrahimmasud3633]

There was one on the left in a bow tie I believe

[@Siegmeyer_]

Yeah there was a guy clapping

[@typreegamingtpg2198]

😔

[@Siegmeyer_]

TyPreeGaming TPG if it’s any consolation, I would think the majority of us males think he’s a disgrace hahaha

[@Jean_1999]

Thats were women clapped. And thats were men clapped: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2mxcp96hKh6bMk

[@drumid1881]

When your husband tells you he doesn't want another child, on what planet do you think it's a good idea to trick him into having another? Not to mention how is this supposed to make your relationship/family stronger? I realise that it's not cool to lie about what you want at the start of a relationship but people also change. After the first, he may have realised he just can't cope with a second child and yet she wants to trick him into having another. SMH.

[@not_halk]

The Falcon one, poor parents legit had to lie that they were guilty to stay together, they were innocent and it isn't funny.

[@TheSands83]

What happened?

[@customersupportdeer6150]

@@TheSands83 The police basically forced the parents to plead guilty through extorsion and forged evidence, and media did what they do best, absolutely trashed them. Internet Historian has an excellent video about the case, it is called baloon boy or smthin, and a seperate interview with the father. I would highly reccomend those.

[@customersupportdeer6150]

@Marco Buonamici I disagree, he does excellent and thorough research on par with any journalist worth his soul. He made almost 2 hours of material on the topic, including a lenghty interview with the father, he is very objective and thorough and his research is well sourced. It is a shame that you disagree, but I have no reason to be ashamed of myself.

[@customersupportdeer6150]

@Marco Buonamici @Marco Buonamici interesting, let's discuss this. Did you watch Internet Historians videos about this case? He presents the case very objectively and gives good reasons and evidence hinting at another side to the story, at least to me, his reasoning seems decently realistic. He argues both for and against the story of the father, and gives objective evidence for all of the thing he states as facts. Also, his conclusions may not be 100% accurate, as he himself states them to be speculations, but to me they are a lot more convincing then the way media presented the case in a one-sided, black and white manner. Why do you believe that Internet Historian is an unreliable source? Do you have any objective reason to believe that? Upon closer inspection, the story clearly is not as simple as propagated on tv... Also, please stay civil, I have been polite to you, do not insult my intelligence.

[@customersupportdeer6150]

@Marco Buonamici @Marco Buonamici You seem to misunderstand me. I am arguing about facts. Not opinions. I asked you for a factual reason, anything objective, why Internet Historian is an unreliable or even biased source of information. Or why the objective information and facts he presents in his videos are false. They have clear sources which you can view at any time yourself and judge if they are reliable or not. For me it is not about opinions, it is about proof, and so far you have presented very little of the latter. If you are not going to aknowledge or adress my arguments, and dismiss everything as 'you are obviously wrong, no point in arguing, I win, goodbye' , there is no point in continuing this. I won't answer you anymore if you don't come up with some logical, objective arguments. You win, goodbye.

[@doktor7146]

4:28 that’s just appalling

[@imadrifter]

That one with the Kid in the Balloon is a wonderful example of the news lying and staging events in order to fit into an approved Narrative. The news crew had falcon go back up into the attic, so they could film him emerging from it, then during the interview he stated that 'we did it for TV' when the anchor asked if he was up in the attic the entire time, he was referring to the news crew asking him to reenter the attic, hence the 'we did it for TV' response. So the propaganda machine starts churning out this sensational Story about a boy's parents telling him to hide and lie, because the parents wanted the fame and attention, and the country of consumers ate that story up, which was exactly what the media conglomerate wanted. The Internet Historian did an Amazing video about this incident, its very interesting how the police just fall in line with the media, basing the entire case upon the supposed confession of a sleep deprived little boy who was very nearly coached into making that statement by the news crew. The media in this country are owned by 4 corporations, whos CEOs decide what is and isn't news, and all newscasters at all stations read from the same scripts, the anchors saying the exact same thing as the rest. We are being manipulated and coerced constantly, to be afraid all the time, which leads to consumption of goods and services, of which the revenue goes back to the corporate overlords.

[@TheAllAmericanSocialistMTR1000]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@cher_cherry46]

um. i think you just hate the news 😭

[@unassignedvar212]

@@cher_cherry46 I mean the main stream media isn’t the most trustworthy. Just acknowledge the fact that you hear literally nothing about genocides and “education camps” in Hong Kong. Of course I’m not saying disbelieve them entirely, but they make news for money, not for acknowledgment.

[@JohnKobaRuddy]

You’re going to be called a conspiracy theorist by all the coincidence theorists

[@JohnKobaRuddy]

@@unassignedvar212 their is no genocide in China or Hong Kong (which is Chinese by the way) and education camps is a load of nonsense! MSM parakeet

[@andreacall3024]

"But you assumed that, why?" "...I don't know..." Honey. Yes you do. It's okay to say you know why you assumed that.

[@Joee003]

That "interviewer" annoyed the shit out of me, he didn't even give the other guy a chance to express his idea before nitpicking on details that could be the result of him not being very used to speaking out in public. He just seemed like a bully to me.

[@konroh2]

@@Joee003 You should watch the whole episode. Louder with Crowder

[@madid5398]

He assumed his sex not his gender. That's all he had to say. He actually knew what the difference between the two which is more than most people obsessed with "debating" gender.

[@konroh2]

@@madid5398 I can agree that a person's perception of their sex can be different, but isn't it more healthy to have our perceptions match reality?

[@madid5398]

@@konroh2 there is no "perception" of your sex. That's what gender is! Sex is part of your DNA. It's why intersex and trans people are two completely different things.

[@MiguelOhara187]

I’m surprised he actually skipped it across any water 😂

[@Leoisurdictator]

That dad with the whole balloon fiasco had a lot more depth to the subject than what they aired.

[@Oleander410]

4:00 Anyone who thinks like this is DEEPLY selfish and cares nothing for their spouse or their children’s welfare.

[@motube3366]

It’s disgusting to say the least

[@armonnaddaf5326]

If a man pokes a hole in a condom and gets a woman pregnant, it’s considered rape because she didn’t consent to that act even if she would consent to protected sex. If a woman tells a man she’s on birth control and then has sex with him, it’s rape for the same reason. Informed consent, people. I know they’re probably kidding but we probably shouldn’t be making rape jokes on talkshows.

[@Phoenix.Sparkles]

I wouldn't call it rape, but it's definitely still as bad.

[@Ed-ds3hj]

Nope, that is not considered rape. Not by any legal definition.

[@islandmank]

Neither of those cases are rape. They're certainly wrong and dispicable, but they're not a crime. The fact you would even post something like that as if it was truth is disturbing.

[@CarrionCrow993]

Trudeu is a walking Curb Your Meme.

[@Francisco1st]

He’d sell you to a slaver if he could make a buck off it.

[@sophiechen4874]

I'M a woman and I completely disagree with what Wendy said. Yes, it's your body but both of your bodies together have the ability to create a baby that in the end, your husband doesn't want! Regardless, he has equal say as to whether or not you both have a kid. And who wants to birth a kid that the husband didn't even want in the first place?? Don't go on a TV show to discuss this, talk with your partner like normal functioning adults.

[@colatf2]

It’s a partnership, we have to work and make decisions as a team

[@Sillimant_]

Holy shit a woman that isn't off the deep end. Gotta protect her

[@kinangeagle133]

“Which veteran was it that you were talkin’ aboot?”

[@kyleshiflet9952]

Alex Jones is a constant source of curb your enthusiasm memes

[@Wholelottaparker]

I could sense the intense inner face palm from pjw

[@fds7476]

Paul Joseph Watson has no right to discharge face palms of any kind. 🤣 He's as big a fraud as his boss.

[@acangial1]

The zoom in on 4:39 may be the funniest thing ever caught on film.

[@michaelirlesberger1692]

Golf guy eventually made it... that shot is insane, I dont give a shit if he tried all day, that was really good.

[@kramer1372]

..ha…Arnold Palmer…hall of famer…

[@MrDaydreamer64]

That Wendy Williams clip just made me soooooo happy I'm a homosexual male. Like....what???¿¿¿ Ma'am, it's not a pair of shoes. It's a child.

[@dragonkamran]

I’m sorry for you. You don’t have to be gay to marry a sane person.

[@Sillimant_]

This is why we always check the crazy scale

[@pupchu81]

Alex Jones doesnt make sources up, he has people for that

[@sarahlicious1090]

Unlike the mainstream pundits at least he retracts it.

[@guitarmatricide4834]

@@sarahlicious1090Still doesn’t absolve him of it. If someone robs a bank and admits to robbing the bank, does that redeem him for robbing the bank?

[@andwithtthat]

We literally just watched a balloon for hours, on the edge of our seats. 🤣

[@masudkhoa3861]

Im glad there was a couple of sensible people in that Wendy crowd. Not a lot, but some

[@stevemcgovern2365]

I remember watching the baloon boy unfold on live tv. Best one yet!!!

[@kaizermierkrazy6886]

Fucking love the kid saying "you said, we did this for a show"

[@RogerRoids]

I don't know what's worse: The woman asking if she should trick her husband and stop taking her birth control, Wendy implying that the woman should do that, or the audience overwhelmingly thinking the woman should do that.

[@CJMW_]

Wendy Williams tryna create a whole generation of single women

[@bradleywicenciak8005]

There already is

[@bme7491]

Gotcha, Schmuckerberg!

[@badomen8262]

I liked this compilation; it shows how dumb all political sides are.

[@ronperreault8889]

All the instances of idiocy were Democrats/Liberals.. lol

[@DinosNugget]

@@ronperreault8889 so the guy who mixed up the information is Democrat? No he isn’t you idiot he’s a known Republican who thinks the government is turning the frogs gay 😡

[@Pepsi-Mann21]

@@ronperreault8889 what about alex jones?

[@ronperreault8889]

@@Pepsi-Mann21 ok so all Liberals and one man who was a Libertarian his entire life who now calls himself a Republican because like most intelligent adults, he wants to separate himself from the woke idiots and W.E.F worshipers. lol

[@calibribody6776]

Bruh if a girl tricked me into having another kid I would leave 100%. If it's your body, your choice then that's all good. You can look after the kid yourself.

[@johndough4112]

How does Larry David get around to producing all of these?

[@MKRM27]

Michael Fish was 100% correct. There have never been hurricanes in the U.K., and never will be. Impossible. You just need to understand that a hurricane is a tropical storm.

[@Sillimant_]

It evidently did happen. There have been earthquakes here too, despite our location on a tectonic plate

[@derrickgough6219]

I'm going to start sending Alex Jones more "insider information" than I already have been because he makes me laugh so goddamn hard. - high level CIA operative DG

[@patrickwastie5]

men have the right to back down on promises when it involves having a child or having sex, same with women, if your partner tricks you into getting her pregnant that should be considered as rape, and she just admitted it

[@arandall3912]

The way he said “I don’t know man” was so honest it was brilliant 😂

[@Freeman4815]

Last one was great. I was wainting for host to say ,,naaah, you do. You perfectly know why you said this."

[@thewalrus101123]

The name Alex Jones is the best punchline to a joke.

[@grizzlyginger5879]

I love this exposure of constant lies being dealt everywhere. Nobody is real out here 🙈

[@StaxksOfficial]

Including you :)

[@ramonschoeman5118]

@@StaxksOfficial :)

[@cuntfromyoutube7027]

The woman asking to trick her husband, and that reply about “her body her right” is the stupidest shit ive ever heard. A kid isnt a trophy theres immense financial expenses and time/effort into raising another kid.

[@catdog8171]

When Wendy said “my body my choice” that pissed me off so much. Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. It isn’t kind or smart to trick anyone into having a child they don’t want. But karma will come for people that think that way. No dad will be in the photo for those poor children.

[@Alias3141]

Y'all need to check out the internet historian video on Balloon Boy. Kinda makes a solid case that they were genuinely concerned the kid was in the balloon.

[@jonygmx4266]

Guys, be carefull of the woman !!! a woman can bring the hell of problems whith her, and yes, she will make some more on the way, im HAPPY SOLO GUY 10 years now

[@nanivivek1198]

8:36 thats the coldest curb

[@JoelRyanQuinn]

Bro in the audience wearing a pink sweater to the Wendy Williams Show

[@albertlofling7310]

the last question is easy to answer tho. he assumed his gender based on the political view he proposed, due to the fact that most ppl that have the opinion that there are only two genders obviously they would perfer to appear as what they are biologically

[@tysons9222]

if a man removed his condom without consent i’m sure that same audience would think that was rape i’m sick of these complete double standards

[@CONEHEADDK]

Here's to the choir "Wendy and her clapping scammers"..

[@cpurssey982]

00:15 to be fair it was a "storm" not a "hurricane" 😂.

[@Calcearius]

A hurricane is a storm and it's considered a hurricane if wind speeds exceed 74mph which on that day they were almost double.

[@AlisonBryen]

It was a hurricane.

[@themuskratianempire]

I love how the comments are all “the golf guy” It’s literally Arnold Palmer! Never heard of him?

[@OP8660NZ]

Well IDC

[@darkscorpion-donzaloog]

Golf isn’t as popular as it once was, and not a lot of people bother to look up updated pictures of him on the web. He was more recognizable when he was younger.

[@lacymacdougall9660]

The woman who is actually considering tricking her husband into having another child is demonstrating her incredible selfishness and lack of love for her husband and her current child and any future children. Why would you bring a child into the world with a father who doesn't want it? How do you think the child will feel about that? Because they WILL know. Children from the womb absorb their parents' emotions. Not to mention the fact the child would be living in a home with a father who doesn't want it. That's if he even stayed, which, if he didn't, she probably wouldn't even care because she clearly believes that fathers and men in general don't matter. And having a child is not something that involves a woman's body only, you need that sperm to create a baby in case she didn't know. Having a child is for HER own self, not for the good of the child and its needs and certainly not for the father. She believes children are there to supply her emotional needs when actually it's the other way around. And all those women clapping in agreement. No wonder this generation is so messed up.

[@toxictoxicities]

3:47 God you never do that to anyone- like imagine if the roles were reversed. Sips coffee

[@JohnRNewAccountNumber3]

Justice for balloon boy's father. If you listen to the tapes him and his wife were clearly losing their minds in horror thinking he was on the balloon. No joke.

[@beanquackers9965]

Yo you clipped the zucc clip out of context

[@PDeL8671]

anybody notice how Justin Trudeau doesn't thank the veteran for his service?

[@Thalidal]

9:50 is misleading. look into Falcon's full story if interested

[@Jack42_]

Internet historian did a great video on the subject

[@gabrielboorom2683]

I have, in my whole life, NEVER heard a woman give anyone GOOD ADVICE.

[@ppal64]

Irritating with the Larry David carrying on.

[@SkyBeatSaber]

But that’s why it’s funny

[@youwish2341]

The Wendy one was horrible. Talk to your partner. Find out what changed and how to move forward. It is likely the husband might have anxiety about having another, might feel that they aren’t ready, or needs time to get used to their first. If that’s not the case, communicating with each other by listening to the others concerns and perspective may shed light into the issue. DONT LIE OR MANIPULATE YOUR PARTNER! WTAF! As a woman who does not want children of her own this is horrifying!

[@DRSTRANGELOVEIN]

He’s still out there, trying to make that golf ball across the water

[@zerocool527]

Yup

[@greyeyed123]

I remember the balloon thing was so stupid. The balloon was WAY too small to lift a 6 year old, for cryin' out loud.

[@EatShredSleep87]

Wendy’s tuts are Yuuuuuge

[@Altarior]

That woman wanting to cheat her husband is god awful. Yeah it might be your body, but it's not just gonna be your child. The child is gonna be the responsibility of both parents, thus both parents need to have a say. The whole 'body' argument is demented. If I use my body to go and screw 50 people behind my husband's back is that okay too since it's 'my body' and I can do whatever I want with it, even if it has consequences for other people than myself...???

[@boahneelassmal]

UK weather summed up perfectly: "Oncew the rain clears it's a mixture of showers and sunshine"

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Funny how crowder was wrong in terms of sex and gender. But the point was made that people assume what you are based on observation, not bs.

[@Marksman-vn1rm]

I literally saw lil jacks name on the golf one if you are going to steal find it on your own

[@crazymere7117]

“He promised “ okay so if a woman promises me to have sex and she changes her mind should I trick her too?

[@Sillimant_]

Wendy Williams says you should

[@davidf4723]

Half of these videos is just credits and thats annoying

[@Conqueror25]

Curb your curb your memes man. Every meme need not be followed by a 10 second long directed by Robert weide sequence

[@johnathontodd1881]

8:39 the best clip !

[@devonharris5936]

How in the fresh fuck is someone going to say ""My body, my choice" about a pregnancy that hasn't happened yet??

[@sanjayraju988]

This sucks! This guy doesn’t even get how the meme works.

[@MiGujack3]

Yeah right, trick your husband. Don't be surprised when he decides to go for smokes one day.

[@busterdafydd3096]

4:46 I'm actually leaning for women but if not having kid makes you unhappy leave the guy, don't trick him, because one of two things will happen. You will be a single mum or you will have a very happy partner for the next 10-20 years of your life

[@Jakc_Tk]

The first one is something I just wouldn't make jokes about

[@jstra]

Bloody hell. Michael Fish. One of the original broadcast "Curb" moments. 1987 I believe!

[@AlisonBryen]

Yes it was '87. My mom had to take me to play school the next morning and the winds werw still high.

[@natashabauchat8506]

Credits go on too long :/

[@hamersakm]

Robert B. Weide is a hell of a bloke.

[@friese95]

Heene was innocent, and Alex Jones is crazy but Megyn Kelly is just playing gotcha media BS there.