Sometimes I have trouble leaping tall buildings in a single bound.
@Raison_d-etre3 жыл бұрын
@@knowsmebyname Chill. It's a line from a later scene.
@knowsmebyname3 жыл бұрын
@@Raison_d-etre I know. I just think imagination beats machinery. It was meant chill. Peace
@JustSomeCanadianGuy2 жыл бұрын
“BAD NEWS I HAVE NO DIP!!!” This episode has to be in the Top 5 funniest of Curb! 😂😂😂
@Palidor192 жыл бұрын
The line “you like a chip and a dip?”delivered so perfectly. 😂😂
@glaked329 жыл бұрын
Larry described Netflix and chill before netflix and chill was a thing.
@nitpicker94068 жыл бұрын
+glaked32 This was 2011, I'm 100% sure Netflix and chill was a thing.
@themi907 жыл бұрын
No it wasn't.
@dantevanburen10636 жыл бұрын
Kelly it was always a thing
@thatguy69196 жыл бұрын
Netflix and chill was a thing long before this young blood Netflix is old and tv is older
@Henry-kz4gn4 жыл бұрын
People have netflixed and chilled since the radio
@adamscoll12 жыл бұрын
I love how LD is completely oblivious of the fact that his date is having a huge O right next to him. He's just blathering on about mixed nuts, pineapple, chips, and dip...
@Henry-kz4gn4 жыл бұрын
Hes never experienced a woman getting an o before
@howard59924 жыл бұрын
TBH, his words were helping her !
@jh60253 жыл бұрын
@@Henry-kz4gn that's because the female orgasm is a myth;). ::sarcasm::
@ian38018a3 жыл бұрын
Is that what is happening? Never seen a woman do that before. 🤔
@patricksobb3 жыл бұрын
Larry's dirty talk is the stuff of legends.
@Cressx11 жыл бұрын
and the worst part is, the parking spot is gone when he gets back.
@ian38018a3 жыл бұрын
I rather doubt if that is the worst part.
@artiemilano3783 жыл бұрын
@@ian38018a yeah, but it sure drives the point of a bad day across. That would be the final straw for me
@carlviola27283 жыл бұрын
“Oh my god. Is this a parking space? HAHAHOOOA.” That is George Costanza
@DukeMcManhands12 жыл бұрын
what you're forgetting is that she'll have another one on the way home
@alexcolter6128 жыл бұрын
"I am completely -- dip-less."
@lavoixdevelours9 жыл бұрын
Dry pineapple is destroying mixed nuts.
@SanDeezyBreezy619867 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is he rambling about? Mixed nuts and dried pineapple?! hahahA LD is a genius.
@shonshrinks11 жыл бұрын
I love the way leon explains to larry about the car afterwards
@hereticNick8 жыл бұрын
"Do you like a good chip??"
@giraffesareselfish95637 жыл бұрын
chip and a dip?
@gattiyon6 жыл бұрын
YES
@Loosehead4 жыл бұрын
She was doing a whole lot of agreeing with him lol. Yes! Yes!
@eldadmizrachi50017 жыл бұрын
"I... am... done" 😂
@drones7838 Жыл бұрын
Wish my dad was alive to see this one we loved watching the show together
@ianflowforever13 жыл бұрын
"Do you like chips" YESSSSS It keeps going. Perfect.
@loftybutcontrite13 жыл бұрын
Ha ha I died watching this scene...Larry rambling on and having no idea what was happening the whole time...she was great btw lol
@How.Dare.You. Жыл бұрын
Maan I cant express how much I love this show 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tangobango96535 жыл бұрын
Gotta’ give this woman credit for sticking with Larry the chattering “Dunce.” 😂
@Palidor192 жыл бұрын
Hey, dried pineapple in mixed nuts is a big deal
@MrAnperm4 жыл бұрын
That car seat brings the ruckus
@victorm1528 жыл бұрын
I'll have what she's having
@gamingnz25917 жыл бұрын
Victor M lmao hahaha
@LPFILOS6 жыл бұрын
A rwby avatar under a curb your enthusiasm episode Now that I approve of
@dariyanb78015 жыл бұрын
ur a guy
@UnseenFootage4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Goering noooooo
@earth2erl4 жыл бұрын
@@UnseenFootage stop, dont make this weird
@NS-ie2ld2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen a woman get so excited about chips and dip before. Need to stock up before my next date
@annele4311 жыл бұрын
Curb Your Enthusiasm is so funny. Lol
@deantheodosiou2886 Жыл бұрын
After I die, I'd like to be reincarnared as that car's seat please. BTW, The timing of LD saying "dipless" is genius.
@gerdbc90764 жыл бұрын
she did a great job acting there
@tvalavan892 жыл бұрын
Dried pineapple is destroying the dried nuts. 😂😂
@chrisrivers80337 жыл бұрын
Ain't no shortage of ladies in the Prius' stable.
@wanjirunjuguna98198 жыл бұрын
u fool the woman. its like sleight of hand. LOL!!
@eldadmi12 жыл бұрын
"i'm kind of done" haha
@ke22813 жыл бұрын
"I am completely...dipless."
@CGonzales0339 жыл бұрын
I disagree, dry pineapples are delicious, specially with dried raspberries, mangoes and nuts.
@coolbuddydude18 жыл бұрын
Man cannot compete with Machinery!
@emtom196611 жыл бұрын
This is wrong. Women want more! And more! And that's a good thing!
@jinhyun110 жыл бұрын
True, but they also want to go to sleep. And when they get done once, it sends a signal just like with us.
@MrJimboCross3 жыл бұрын
Maybe she wanted him to drive her home so she could have another one
@melodiefrances38983 жыл бұрын
This is true. The clitoris is actually a very large internal structure that goes down around the vagina on both sides. Sort of shaped like a wishbone, with the part that most people think of as the clit being the top of the wishbone. This is partly why penetration feels good. If the fit is good, the clitoris is being stimulated. It's also why we can have multiple orgasms. Because if only part of the clitoris releases, which is often the case, other parts can still be released. It's kind of like having multiple penises. And, yes, we can also get the sleeps after an orgasm. Too often people take the sleeps personally, but it's really just how the body responds. You often get a big dose of sleepiness after you have an orgasm. Sex education on KZbin.
@MrJimboCross3 жыл бұрын
@@melodiefrances3898 fair play Melodie
@simonjeste13 жыл бұрын
@TRIGMASTER06 maybe not acting? her upper chest got all visibly red by the "end" of the "ride", that's a sign of a genuine... "arrival".
@doomylol36365 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how accurate this is. Once a woman truly get off, she just wants some sleep.
@JohnChoidotOrg4 жыл бұрын
That's dudes, my dude.
@ronoccc10 ай бұрын
That’s men as well
@renatorodrigo56702 ай бұрын
What you're firgetting is that she' ll have another one on the way home
@BrendanDesta Жыл бұрын
Ana Gasteyer is a great actress.
@paulmasters86663 жыл бұрын
It's so much better when Susie gets in...
@Ptrocles Жыл бұрын
…writing this through tears, thank you so much for recommending that, Jesus Christ, wow
@koolkatvintage1960 Жыл бұрын
Only because of Larry’s cringing reaction!
@richharris94897 жыл бұрын
I need this car lol
@LumixGoals13 жыл бұрын
I am completely dipless. LMAO
@allys7446 ай бұрын
Why do I keep laughing at the rant about the dried pineapple in the mixed nuts 🤣🤣
@MrGooie13 жыл бұрын
you like a chip and a dip? "YEEEES" Bad news I have no dip. I am so sorry. i am completely dipless.
@WalterLiddy12 жыл бұрын
Bad news, I have no dip!
@anthonywhite68953 жыл бұрын
who the hell else would come up with this other than larry david lmfao
@Daniel-ng7oe4 жыл бұрын
The scene ended too early, I figured the car for a double dipper.
@jackjackthompson57712 жыл бұрын
She’s soo good!, 😂😂
@thesangwichguy69447 жыл бұрын
"Do you like a mixed nut?" Lol
@timothyturner19892 ай бұрын
Probably one of the funniest episodes
@pistolpete82314 жыл бұрын
How come Jerry Seinfeld was never funny like this? These 2 have the same type of comedy but Larry seems to be 100x funnier.
@MrMattyswift4 жыл бұрын
Jerry played the straight character to Larry's Costanza. Kinda like Jeff plays to Larry. But Larry-Leon is very similar to Jerry-Kramer
@keysersoze70344 жыл бұрын
Larry wouldn't be this funny if he wasn't old in the show. If Larry was as young as Jerry was in Seinfeld the jokes in Curb would be completely different
@chrisnowak33413 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld is an amazing show, even though to me it's not often a laugh out loud funny show, just that the show definitely kept my interest with good concepts and definitely had enough brilliant and funny parts over the years. Also, credit is due for the stand up on Seinfeld, which when put together is probably 2-3 hours of material. Curb is funnier more often. LD is truly a comedic genius. In large part Curb is funnier because they can swear and that always makes it easier to be funny.
@Palidor192 жыл бұрын
It took Larry and jerry years of trial and error before they got the concept of Seinfeld right (I believe it was the Contest episode that jump started it). But with CYE, Larry was at his top right from the start. Plus with HBO you don’t have to worry about censorship as much so they be more risqué
@kayvonmotamed Жыл бұрын
i think, in large part, its due to where the shows were broadcast... NBC for mass audiences, you cant really take many risks, but on HBO, anything goes
@emborios13 жыл бұрын
I love the way Larry says mixed nuts.
@Braga_187 жыл бұрын
lmaoo "mixed nuts"
@bradsullivan22983 жыл бұрын
I am completely dip less😂
@eezysqueezy12 жыл бұрын
That's some top quality commentage there. Good work.
@melodiefrances38983 жыл бұрын
God, this car seat ROFL
@rue-b3154 Жыл бұрын
what episode
@Mr2pint12 жыл бұрын
when you're done you're 'done'!
@schymark83927 жыл бұрын
He's " dipless"
@kevinmorrissy76955 жыл бұрын
Bad news I have no dip
@jaymanuel33964 жыл бұрын
I love it, I love it, I love iiiiiiiiiiittttttttt! Chair is a licensed Joyalogist!
@ponolovefarms39267 ай бұрын
Prius “I gets mine Larry!)
@SoFloCo-ne4rk7 ай бұрын
I brings the ruckus to the ladies.
@MrJ0lly Жыл бұрын
Larry 'Completely Dipless' David
@counterstriving12 жыл бұрын
They can but they don't always want to.
@josephgonzales83773 жыл бұрын
To tell you the truth, when I first saw this scene, I just thought she was getting car sick.......
@RegM864 жыл бұрын
Dried pineapple with mixed nuts sounds horrible. I can only manage raisins with nuts.
@tommywatterson52762 жыл бұрын
Anna Gasthower ?? I can't spell her name. I've always liked her in the characters she plays. Loved her on SNL back in the day.
@kellyb412 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@michaelh1889 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant... 🤣🤟
@351cleavland4 жыл бұрын
NOt only is the seat broken but now its wet too.
@patricksobb3 жыл бұрын
Larry was better without her. She gets her rocks off and suddenly the night is done. He might as well be dating a dude
@daviddreyer58174 жыл бұрын
Larry should have driven down a more bumpier road as he drove her back!
@yash.01194 жыл бұрын
"Because I don't care anymore"
@Kpnutfree13 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@dannylfc2413 жыл бұрын
Bad news I HAVE NO DIP, im completely dipless.
@bradsullivan22984 жыл бұрын
You like a good chip?
@zaydpeer2 жыл бұрын
How is it possible that Larry doesn’t notice her climaxing?
@MunworthCrowell9 жыл бұрын
that's the restaurant where Anthony Bourdain worked in NYC lol
@stephenboyer88838 жыл бұрын
+MunworthCrowell yeah kitchen confidential great book
@SangMarocain6 жыл бұрын
MunworthCrowell rip
@patgogan73245 жыл бұрын
@Packfan69 this is when he moves to Ny in one of the seasons
@patgogan73245 жыл бұрын
@Packfan69 no problem
@MrGooie11 жыл бұрын
YES!!!! It sure was. I need more Larry NOW!!! PAUSE
@slorgdulschmodus Жыл бұрын
You can have all the money in the world but putting the moves on a woman is the same process for all of us
@darlion3 жыл бұрын
I want that car
@stebopign9 ай бұрын
hey, it's les halles! it's bourdain's restaurant
@SoFloCo-ne4rk7 ай бұрын
I'm sure that's why they chose to shoot there. I don't really see Larry David eating at Les Halles.
@alexandrareyesvalle59115 ай бұрын
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@artysanmobile5 жыл бұрын
I think I’ll do that modification to my car.
@artistsandbox13 жыл бұрын
lol that was anthony's bourdain's restaurant
@counterstriving12 жыл бұрын
Excellent point. Maybe two.
@HBCult12 жыл бұрын
Les Halles=Bourdain good choice Larry.
@pauld43556 жыл бұрын
unfortunately les Halles is closed
@ALMOSTUNITED4 жыл бұрын
That seat up you way underneath your low point Larry 🤣💀
@Klara-x2q3 ай бұрын
Was macht sie genau...
@SandrineAnterrion12 жыл бұрын
Is this a parking space? lol
@AdroitTom7 жыл бұрын
I would love to have this car
@taxitalknyc76004 жыл бұрын
No cigarette ???
@fionaallan61167 жыл бұрын
Man cannot compete with machinery
@louismartinez44675 ай бұрын
Dam have a cig already
@giovannimezzanotti463811 жыл бұрын
I respectfully disagree with your comment
@MegaSheen1512 жыл бұрын
its viberating, they have underwear for women that does the same thing
@jamesbell161310 ай бұрын
She's quite lame if that's enough for her.😂
@ion_like_math5 ай бұрын
1:21 1:29
@ion_like_math5 ай бұрын
1:20
@kewGarden3 жыл бұрын
Larry's mistake is taking her at her word and driving her home. He becomes her driver when he should be driving her.
@TRIGMASTER0613 жыл бұрын
Great acting by the woman then again was she acting lol.
@JayGoldstein42011 жыл бұрын
She's no Cheryl, that's for sure. And she's no Loretta either.