Curb Your Enthusiasm: Off the Hook

Curb Your Enthusiasm
Season 12, Episode 2
The Lawn Jockey
Aired on HBO: 2024.02.11
Still in Atlanta, Larry finds himself stuck at a rental home with a questionable lawn ornament. Meanwhile, Jeff pays the price for taking Larry’s advice for Susie’s birthday gift.
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[@wcm5636]

Susies style has taken another vicious turn.

[@terrify2745]

I know; She's too old to be dressing the way she does. Her stylist has so far really dropped the ball on her this season.

[@user-se5zc3pz5y]

Agreed. Wt???

[@ikemefunaumeadi4947]

I mean that's the point; her dressing is supposed to be obnoxious. Even the actress has actually spoken about this before

[@user-se5zc3pz5y]

@@ikemefunaumeadi4947 It hasn't been so over the top!

[@daynab33]

I'm not loving the hair

[@amac23557]

Jeff😂 “You do realize it’s her birthday?!” 😂

[@Dershinator2.0]

The “ we did it” high five 😂😂

[@yourlandlord5828]

She was nice enough to let Jeff go with Larry to work on her birthday.

[@KM-nw7be]

To die for!

[@charlescozic3208]

The wrath of Susie. No thank you!

[@calvinbonjovi]

Great nod to the earlier doll episode, "i got the head with me"!

[@Dreama40]

Susie dressing like a 13 year old tart from the early 90's is comedy gold.😂😂

[@KernelHughes]

Don't need the sexist name calling

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

I never saw a 13 year old tart dressed like that.

[@sueellenwalsh1326]

🤣

[@neuriel]

A 13 year old is a child you freak what is wrong with you??

[@roundtwo3321]

That's something a predator would say. Children aren't tarts.

[@blueraven2474]

At 1:04, when Susie crouched down to look at the jockeys face, I expected to hear that music ... "Doo Doo Doo duh DOO do..."

[@Phantoma3]

I'm only watching some of these shorts for now. Once the Season ends I'm going all in on Season 12.

[@genxx2724]

What platform do you watch it on?

[@Phantoma3]

@@genxx2724 We have streaming service called Binge. I think it's also on AppleTV and of course HBO

[@sene8346]

How about them apples? Nice reference to Good Will Hunting 😂

[@jimiola2781]

i'm done!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@BogieFett]

Oh, come on! No one's gonna say how the replacement lawn jockey looks like Guiliani?! 😂

[@prop4g]

Larry does mention that later on

[@rgrndu]

So you already saw that part, huh?

[@krisscanlon4051]

Index finger shoe horn😂

[@nevermindshort3]

The story about the indexfinger resembling the shoehorn was my favorite part. Tell me more.

[@maartenvandam344]

Not going to happen. Unless an ability to put one's shoes on quicker than others somehow leads to having more children than those whose index fingers are slightly less equipped for the task. I can't see that happening. What will happen is that old Jewish guys with weird hair will get laid a lot more in the future than they did in the past, because they can now earn half a billion dollars by just being funny, but that won't have any evolutionary effect. Evolution doesn't work on us the way it used to. Being funny is of no use when you're facing a lion, but it can help to make the group protect you, because you make them laugh. It won't matter much once the pressure is on, once 99% or more of us die out, and everybody after that comes from that 1%, that's when natural selection will mean something for the human species. Until then, it's society that decides who is successful, not biology. Society values an old man that's funny very much, obviously. Biology doesn't. Nature doesn't. Nature doesn't even know we're here. Nature will fucking kill you, and it won't even know it's done it.

[@rosemariemello6675]

Perfect ❤

[@craiggraham6440]

Those 3 always do stupid shit😂

[@genxx2724]

I bet it made Leon feel good that she included him when giving orders. He’s family.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Susie is a bizarre type of monster from another world

[@mramerican9627]

Tough to look at that’s for sure.

[@roundtwo3321]

She takes zero shht from anyone.

[@christrotter3052]

😂😂😂

[@kevinstrand4596]

Let me guess, water from a hose or rain is going to get on it at an inopportune moment

[@who6242]

Later on it starts to melt off the statue because of the heat.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Let me guess after I watched the other clip lmao

[@PatricKlein86]

Such a lovely woman

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

Continuity error. Jeff's shirt changes from a pink button down to a blue polo to a purple polo and back to a blue polo.

[@mdro434]

Great observation I didn’t notice , big mess 🆙

[@Letnothinggotowaste]

Leon wasn’t bowing down..

[@allanfifield8256]

It's season 12; "Susie" has really aged.

[@user-mf1wx2kj1c]

Not important. Still a great actress.

[@jameshudson169]

is a woman from brooklyn from long island?

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

No. He said "as women from Long Island would say...". And just to be clear, women from Long Island who are inclined to say "to die for" would probably shorten it to just "to die", which means they like it. If they don't like it they would probably say "you're killing me".

[@jameshudson169]

@@SoFloCo-ne4rk so, to be clear: a woman from brooklyn is not from long island.

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

There is an area that is both Brooklyn and Long Island, but most of Brooklyn is not on Long Island and most of Long Island is not in Brooklyn. When people talk about Brooklyn and Long Island, they are almost always talking about different areas. Otherwise I assume Larry would have said "As women from Long Island, but only the Brooklyn part of Long Island, would say ..." @@jameshudson169

[@diannebrett4074]

Larry said once “you’re a Jew from the Bronx!” Brooklyn is one of the five boroughs of NYC. Nassau and Suffolk Counties make up Long Island, which continues on from Queens, where I am from. Every place a bit different

[@jameshudson169]

@@diannebrett4074 he makes it sound as if women from nyc don't count as women from long island. you know. there's two boroughs on long island. i'm not looking at a map.

[@xolisasukwinimangali6325]

Susie has aged but Larry hasn't

[@tbwatch88]

susie is ghastly.

[@ZOMBIEWOLF29]

For you

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Indeed

[@mramerican9627]

Hard to look at that’s for sure.

[@bloodCount8895]

She always has the worst outfits. That green outfit in the beginning was god awful

[@user-fw3kp7mc1z]

1st

[@xploration1437]

Is your boyfriend impressed? Nobody else cares.

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

Doesn't it get old after a while?

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

I meant dealing with a person like Susie. Would you want to be married to a person like that? Would you want to be within 20 miles of a person like that? @@earforenglish5867

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Oh Susie definitely gets old after awhile

[@Philosoph-ali]

“A man who it tired of Curb, is tired of life itself” Nelson Mandela.

[@genxx2724]

Never.

[@STONESGAM]

Curb used to be one of the funniest shows in the history of tv especially in its earlier years. Now it is going way too political. I am moderate politically but it's a shame Larry now seems to be more interested in making political points than making people laugh judging by the quality of the first two episodes. We all know Larry is a liberal this storyline is just lame and obvious. This show has officially jumped the shark.

[@Rob-metoo527]

Very popular among us non conservative republicans...

[@c3aloha]

I guess the MAGA hat episode wasn’t obvious enough for you

[@STONESGAM]

@@c3aloha I don't get your point? Yes, I have always known Larry David is a liberal. The show has touched on politics before but it was lighter and funny. I just found this to be heavy handed.

[@c3aloha]

@@STONESGAM I don’t think it’s ever been light about anything. It’s pretty obvious to me that MAGA are trolling these clips to lament how bad this season is and to literally stump for Trump. Idk why lately in particular maybe the Russian influencers have deemed him a political threat. Fundamentally nothing is different. It’s just LD being LD.

[@c3aloha]

@@STONESGAM my point is LD has never been light. There’s nothing different politically this season from any other. It’s plain that MAGA fans are blatantly spamming these videos to criticize the show. No one cares