Curb Your Enthusiasm - Premature 'Honey'

[@ifragpsn6431]

I love it when a plan comes together.

[@dantemiaclub9745]

Yeah right, soo satisfying

[@robrick9361]

Until Susie ruins it.

[@Thawhid]

Very satisfying

[@markcarruthers9902]

He’s good, he’s REAL good

[@jojomojojones]

Hannibal puffs cigar

[@geokakabadze7546]

RIP Richard Lewis, an absolute legend on Curb 🙏🏻❤️

[@bobgordon236]

Legend everywhere !

[@Carousel5883]

Omg..he died..I love him in Anything but love

[@dianasharon5647]

It's hilarious how Larry purposely asked if he needs to pay knowing now Richard just owed him a big favor hahaha

[@antonnotna]

Diana Sharon i like to say its a coded thing for, this worked fine didnt it? Yes Thank you

[@darkzeus28]

The honey parade can get sticky

[@davedaveization]

Absolutely 🤣😂🤣😂👏👏👏

[@mikemush9741]

So true! I didn't pick up on that, but now that you mention it, the grin on his face says it all. SO good.

[@linaskranauskas]

except that it is the other way around with them, there are plenty of scenes where Larry tries to pick up the check and Lewis has already done it

[@elizabethowen8559]

Who else was seriously waiting for Richard to call Larry “honey”? 😂

[@xthatwhiteguyx]

I was, right after he asked if he needed to leave any money.

[@Tatatatatatattttatata]

Damned I was afraid he was going to do that and ruined the whole thing 😁

[@ericday4505]

Nobody.

[@danyoutube7491]

@@xthatwhiteguyx "No need to leave any money, honey"

[@showbizroxs]

Called him babe which was even worse 😅

[@scarygary5678]

This was a great idea by Larry but Richard‘s execution was perfect.

[@JimCampbell777]

He over did it a little.

[@WorkerBeesUnite]

@@JimCampbell777 definitely

[@KaijuComics]

@@JimCampbell777 almost like that’s the joke

[@carlplz00001]

He nailed 👍🏼, great execution 👌🏼

[@krazyzyko]

@@JimCampbell777 Whatever you say, honey.

[@kenspearacy6294]

The look in Richards eyes at Larry when she says she has a change in plans Friday..... priceless

[@harrodsongs]

Honey, it really was.

[@Strimbles]

Absolutely, can the see 30 yr old Richard Lewis in those eyes!

[@red2977]

I was soo happy for his character when she did that. Poor guy almost lost it all with a premature honey.

[@The.woman.in.the.high.castle]

“I did seize” I love how Richard always concedes to Larry’s theories in the end

[@hpholland]

Classic!

[@el_mal_de_ojo]

"It was a seize...I did seize" is just absolutely genius. I don't know if that was written or improvised, either way - genius!

[@dillonv4339]

@@el_mal_de_ojo100% improv

[@Breakbeats92.5]

"We need to talk, I'm taking you to Cancun." Laughed so hard I have a headache lol.

[@marialisa6478]

Me too! I think it's even funnier when you have heard in past relationships "We need to talk" like I have 🤣

[@daniel.j9062]

🤣😂🤣😂 had me in stitches too 🤣

[@roytyson2112]

That was so hilarious

[@90Eight.6]

hey, you'd be amazed how cheap a trip to cancun is

[@ericday4505]

Nothing good ever comes after , we need to talk, just hope it is just bad, not life changing bad.

[@alexscott730]

"I'm taWkin' about a potential bride and you're taWkin' about salad."👍😂

[@CharlieBrown20XD6]

"She was the one, Larry!" "You got a lot of ones, Richard"

[@basil33]

Nobody will take Chacha’s place lol

[@528491Inception]

This was just beautiful.

[@hunterpalm51]

This has gotta be one of the funniest scenes of Curb... Richard calling the strangers and wait staff honey gets me every time

[@mikegalvin9801]

All time classic - right up with getting black balled from his golf club and the one where his girlfriend's "pregay" son sews the Swastika - "Larry taught me."

[@maximillianosaben]

"You want me to leave any money for this? (grinning) Okay." *Hahaha*

[@k.p.7966]

So underrated. 😁

[@molmer2380]

T-rex arms activate!! Hahaha

[@jeffbaker7209]

Larry earned that lunch, for sure!

[@JoeWagner21]

Larry has some pretty amazing plans. This, the accidentally text on purpose. Genius.

[@LOLLYPOPPE]

The accidental text is stupid because nobody is dumb enough to believe it. Maybe it worked in the early 00s, not now

[@coolgarrett17]

Lol middle schoolers invented the accidental text on purpose, not LD

[@supertouring22]

@aaron names you know that it's not a documentary, right?

[@user-lz2mt5nc9e]

@aaron names You obviously know nothing about how women think.

[@MrDragonorp]

@Brook Chamberlain it backfires tho

[@sacramentocheesehog9195]

Lmfaooo Richard is forever in love after a first date he’s always ready to marry

[@martyc2637]

A premature honey can be the kiss of death early in the relationship. It projects kind of a needy, desperate signal. Larry David has been so astute in picking up these nuances and turning them into story lines on both Curb and Seinfeld.

[@AX-fx7ng]

@Matreintsherde What about Sweetie / Dear? What is a an endearing word to use without using her name?

[@killercd7682]

Oh well so what. People are needy, it's human nature.

[@MrDragonorp]

@Matreintsherde is babe really that bad, honey is far more personal then honey I feel. Babe is more of a physical attraction acknowledgment while honey is more of a personal connection feeling.

[@Raison_d-etre]

Ok, incel.

[@Kyoto99952]

Why follow stupid rules? If a woman rejects me based on a premature honey, I will be grateful to her for not wasting anymore of my time. I actually break such rules on purpose to filter out these weirdo types. I also don't wait 72 hours before sending a first text. Just live your life jesus. Only insecure people play it safe and follow the rules to maximize their chances of success. It's so easy to sleep with women. You just have to memorize what to say and do and repeat that with every woman you meet. Just lie yourself in and tell them what they want to hear. So yeah Marty C is right, don't be yourself, just play by these rules and 99% will most likely sleep with you. But trust me, it will get boring and you're changing your character just for some sex. Instead, break the rules, tell the truth and not what they want to hear, and then you find a real treasure.

[@bobp363]

The one time Larrys plan has worked in 20 years..

[@sudowoodo9579]

Leon wearing glasses worked

[@MukulKumarIIT]

It works for others. When it's for him that's when it's disaster.

[@OffTheRailsPodcast]

The accidental test on purpose was good

[@MinecraftMartin]

The sewing machine for Greg was also good judgement, just had bad luck with the whole swastika thing

[@mrblaoblao6981]

@@MinecraftMartin _Larry taught me how to make a swastika_ lol

[@breakfastsurreal5650]

His honey idea for Richard is a classic example of how Larry is a complete and utter genius. Love that guy!!

[@MuzixMaker]

He’s a honey of a guy.

[@breakfastsurreal5650]

@@MuzixMaker ain't he though? A real honey of a peach!

[@ClintonDawkins]

And then he ruined it. Typical Larry.

[@thepageofawesome]

Larry david smartest man in all of america

[@Gr8Layks]

Funniest, maybe. DEFINITELY not the smartest ... and he would agree.

[@howardlovecraft750]

@@Gr8Layks He is funny

[@LOLLYPOPPE]

And he loves Trump

[@Dr_Hoops_McCann]

@@LOLLYPOPPE what comedian wouldnt? The man is a comedy goldmine!

[@Thawhid]

@@Gr8Layks he wasn't being litteral, chill

[@AttilatheThrilla]

“We need to talk……. I’m taking you to Cancun” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great line

[@tpstrat14]

i love how this show pretends that 60-80 year old men are swingin like they're in their 20s

[@foljs5858]

Well, if you're famous and/or rich, you do...

[@tpstrat14]

@@foljs5858 If you're famous but not rich, well that is just not right

[@zekeyaeger3018]

Lol Sean Penn is 60. He married a 28 year old last week. Smh. Man I'm telling ya... money and fame are the biggest aphrodisiac ever. Edit: Aaaand he got divorced within a year

[@jabrother]

CK Boulevard lol that’s amazing if those old guys still have functioning dicks lol

[@bobbydazzler1780]

Sachin Menon I wonder what the ladies possibly see in multi millionaire guys older than their Dad?

[@kevina5337]

One of the few times Larry actually saves the day 🤣

[@mendyred7842]

And the hotdog eating contest

[@scooterdooter]

"Social assassin"

[@ClintonDawkins]

Nope. He then ruined it.

[@tariqmohamed]

That last "anything you want honey" was clearly from a man who has snatched victory from the jaws of defeat

[@jm6734]

LD is not just a comedian - he’s a behaviour analyst genius.

[@krock90]

Thank you for uploading this, honey.

[@zedking5569]

"What do you wanna do on Friday ?" "Anything you want honey " LMAO

[@kurtnieser1709]

not only did he fix his mistake, but he also accomplished what he tried to do in the first place............jump start the relationship. Kinda brilliant XD

[@colinsznaider7353]

Showed this clip to two coworkers. One male and one female. Both went into detailed stories of their love lives. This show is just amazing. It brings out the humanity in people they were otherwise afraid to share.

[@FranciumBoron]

Yeah. Better safe than sorry! I prefer to keep to myself. Ha, ha.

[@Colinkrauss1]

“Working vocabulary” is a great term that will now be in my working vocabulary.

[@oliverreif86]

His solution by calling everyone else honey is brilliant. Excellent recovery.

[@fakenamefakeaccount7174]

"it's part of my working vocabulary?" LMAOO

[@Andrea-cx9sv]

RIP Richard Lewis, thanks for all the great laughs! I loved you HONEY!!!

[@jtjurje357]

At one point it looked like Larry was concerned he was overdoing it with the honey. I think we all breathed a huge sigh of relief in the end.

[@fizzlebank]

This is a show I feel like I can really just enjoy via KZbin clips over actually sitting down and watching episodes. It has these golden nuggets all over haha

[@kshitish182]

Yeah, I felt the same way but then I started watching the show. It's so much better, the build to the joke is just soo damn good which you miss when you are watching only clips.

[@robertacevedo5601]

Same here. Just watch the highlights

[@berbishmcglerbish8994]

Certainly better than paying for hbo

[@LanceJ.]

Naw, the show is just a 45 minute long youtube video of greatness

[@sharpshoota8274]

@@berbishmcglerbish8994 nooo. Listen my friend; I used to think this until I binged the show. My favorite comedy of all time and KZbin does NOT cover all of the clips TRUST me.

[@mikef2813]

Thanks, honey, for posting this.

[@acerothstein4755]

Love the look on Larry’s face, so happy his plan worked.

[@twatfisher3]

Larry's the man, with all kinds of, masterplans. True genius.

[@blackbird5634]

Some scheming finally worked out for Larry. He helps a friend, and gets a free meal, he's in heaven!

[@andrewmartin7697]

Larry giving Richard the opportunity to look generous in front of his girl by asking if he should leave money, while simultaneously being cheap... ...Albert Einstein in the flesh

[@Adam-hs4de]

Cheap? It's his payment for saving the day.

[@ronniesnakehissiii9413]

It’s a shame more people don’t recognize the genius of Fictional Larry! IMO he’s never been wrong! (But people also have intimated I’m an “asshole”… whatever sensitive people!)

[@thepoordolphin4833]

Richard always pays, but this time larry let him

[@eseivis]

Albert Einsten’s gardener* in the flesh

[@chrismofer]

@@Adam-hs4de Larry expects Richard to pay since his idea worked so well. but the way in which he goes about getting Richard to pay is by asking if he needs any money for the meal, Richard is in front of his girl and isn't going to say yes i need money lmao so Larry asked an incredibly leading question so Richard would pay up regardless.

[@jasonhernandez11]

R.I.P Mr. Lewis, forever my favorite scene with him, comedy gold

[@jakep1979]

"I'm talking of losing a potential bride & you are talking about salad" 😆🤣😂

[@oogatz1917]

I love watching these 70 year old men have conversations like they are in their 20s 😂😂

[@sup9542]

I usually don't think much of it because Larry is spry, basically the same as he's always been, but Richard is looking so old these days.

[@MinecraftMartin]

If you're in your 20s and have lots of money, pretty much these fellas

[@emanuelmota7217]

I think that's part of the point - that we men never really grow up.

[@jamesrosewell9081]

They are old comedian friends and CYE never really acknowledges that they have aged since the show started in 2002, it's like stuck in a time warp or something

[@BookshelfQBattler]

Big secret reveal here. No one ever stops thinking like a 20 year old. It's the body that gives out and makes you stop acting like one and makes people stop seeing you like one.

[@michaelweston2285]

that was undoubtedly the best executed honey parade i've ever seen

[@beckykorinek673]

I love that so much of Curb is improv - you can tell how much fun they're having

[@williamwillett7192]

I have never watched this show but every clip is hilarious. I may need to revisit.

[@monkeydog8681]

You should I'm binge watching it right now i'm on season 6 hella hilarious.

[@guruleinii]

@@monkeydog8681 You mean it's hellarious?..Sorry.

[@garykunsman448]

Watch it. There is one bad season, but the rest are golden.

[@peterumathum4903]

@@garykunsman448 which one do you consider the bad season?

[@davidd1475]

Revisit but never watched? Larry will be wondering if you are lying here

[@bennylevine387]

I like how his sole mission becomes looking for people so he can call them honey, it doesn't even matter who they are anymore lol.

[@jackienganga5338]

I love how impressed LD is by Richard Lewis at 2:51, like he already knows their plan has worked 🤣

[@Hasifu]

Maybe one of the best “dudes rock” moments on the show between Larry and Richard. Rest In Peace

[@miamitten1123]

_”I told them no mushrooms on this thing”_ .......I felt that!

[@ChrisGugliuzza]

mushrooms are great

[@LazyRare]

fax

[@silo3com]

You and I are mortal enemies

[@Cietru]

"It was a sieze" i dont know why these little lines crack me up

[@rhmoonyalrefaei6816]

13 honey just to cover up 1 honey Job well done. Edit: I forgot the last honey beautiful

[@daniel.j9062]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@croonyerzoonyer]

Ok Honey

[@andymassingham]

Hey honey, I’m so glad you’re thirty-five years younger than me!

[@dankenton]

I thought Larry was gonna tell him to whip out the preemptive breakup on her

[@VarietyVideoGamer]

I thought it would have been an accidental text on purpose moment personally.

[@erichkohl9317]

@Les Moore Depends if he had hand or not.

[@alanmalcheski8882]

Looks like they're moving into the hot n heavy phase.

[@KennyBannz]

Man this is one of the most hilarious scenes ever....pure comedy genius. Appreciate great comedy like this while these legends are still around.

[@tehf00n]

I love how he skips out on paying because he knows his coaching worked :D

[@harrypeitsinis3005]

Nope, it's because the other guy always pays, they have argued like a million times over this

[@lat1502]

Every "Curb your Enthusiam" clip I have seen on KZbin has been a 20 to 30 on a scale of 1 to 10. This one is a 100.

[@bigding8977]

Based on the video title, I literally thought this was going to be about "e-jack-a-lit"

[@jabrother]

Lol we need that revisited

[@tangobango9653]

This is so true, "Curb" is genius!

[@christofferjenzen78]

Rest in peace,honey. You were funny.

[@voice-of-oblivion]

I don´t think, I can watch CYE for longer than 15 minutes a day...But it is a great experience like an ice bath in shame and laughter. Brilliant Show!!!

[@Frostshokula]

Everyone needs a Larry David friend.

In the south, you get called honey and sweetie by everyone.

[@leilaniz5909]

Stop it.

[@jacksonhill4980]

To be fair, anyone with the last name fudge would be getting plenty of sweeties spoken their way

[@ellencampbell3921]

My favorite thing about the south is the terms of love for everyone all the time. We all need some that. From Canada.

@@jacksonhill4980 ah hahaha.

[@MrMattyswift]

Don't forget darlin'

[@KianDinyari]

RIP Richard Lewis - amazing bit

[@gsc76]

It amazes me that people don’t like this show. This skit was absolute comedy genius. As is most of the show. RIP legend.

[@Horatio-Monroe]

The “Honey Parade” 🤣

[@yeltsin6817]

Love the save using honey as much as possible. Genius. It’s like saying love too soon

[@Sappa9702]

2:35 I love how Larry looks at him like "Bruh, you're overdoing it"

[@AT-AT-AT-AT]

“It’s part of my working vocabulary?” (these guys deserve every single million they make)

[@prettyprudent5779]

This is my favorite so far. Larry’s s really good friend.

[@fshoaps]

RIP LEGEND

[@deadheadwsp705]

I love Richard Lewis’ look to LD after she says she’s free Friday night 😂

[@leepride7978]

Larry David you are a genius!

[@_indrid_cold_]

The way Richard says “Why??!!” Perfectly captures that feeling.

[@kieraneric2549]

This was by far the most genius move from Larry in the entire series

[@gefftech5673]

That "Honey Strategy" was a great save

[@robertcalamusso1603]

Two geniuses - Larry and Richard. Priceless ☮️🇺🇸

[@jgg204]

It's hilarious how Larry purposely asked if he needs to pay knowing now Richard just owed him a big favor hahaha....SO larry

[@tabularasa7711]

who amongst us is not guilty of saying a premature honey? No Cancun for you!

[@DanielJamesEgan]

3:08 THATS THE LOOK.

[@lovecraftianleviathan8918]

Richard calling everyone “honey” just makes him seem even more ancient.

[@pgfinna]

When you realize these are unscripted you recognize how excellent of a comedic actor the dude with the hair is

[@miurtouissi1093]

What was unscripted ?

[@EnjoyVideos99]

@@miurtouissi1093 they have a general outline for each scene, what needs to be said for the story to work, but they dont have an actual script for each line, most of the dialogue is improvised

[@deantheodosiou2886]

Gotta say, to see this "idea" of Larry's work like a charm is so great.

[@shkelqesiamadhe6915]

I wish I had a friend like Larry, telling me what I should do.

[@lupowins]

I love the proud look on Larry’s face when he see’s his plan working out beautifully.

[@stevea.7406]

The "need to talk" conversation came from a Seinfeld episode...nobody NEEDS to talk.

[@bettersteps]

This is one of the smartest shows ever. And, most underrated. It is!

[@RedNovaMedia]

We need to talk: I’m taking you for a trip to Cancun 😂😂😂

[@FuturesTradingGroup]

This was so good. Two masters at work.

[@powshadowzable]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a minute.

[@iandann8788]

I actually laugh out loud with these ,top videos

[@illuddivinus3309]

So fucking true, same goes for early love bombs!! Just start telling everyone you love em’ - not love you, love ya lol

[@DeepSpaceNinja]

Don't share your feelings until she starts to share. Ignore the bullshit you see in romantic films. Real women can be downright heartless.

[@davidnicholson6680]

"You seized." "I did seize."

[@RhangDao]

When you lose your your vision, your hearing becomes more sensitive. When Larry lost his hair he developed world class dating skills

[@stephengreico504]

The overdoing it with the honey and then the final honey...genius

[@crsantin]

Wow Richard looks very frail and hunched over.

[@mrabrasive51]

Eventually they all end up looking like an old Jewish Yoda!

[@krisscanlon4051]

But it's still him but he did drink pretty heavy he did turn 70 so you know

[@gaguy1967]

on this show every man who is single dates women 20-25 years younger

[@irenemax3574]

Carlo Santin He might be ill.

[@chrissantos5580]

He's 70 what the fuck do.you expect

[@sakkasouffle]

The captions made me laugh!!! I realize LC Waikiki is in Istanbul, Turkey.. Richard Lewis said, "take her to cancun" and the closed captions said, "get some kebab". and the place the woman works at is changed to LC Waikiki. haha. love it though, to make it more relevant.

[@MrBTDhimself]

Richard Lewis is like a1000 years old haha

[@NoelBuller]

@OBG70 he's 73. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it's all downhill from here for him.

[@f3nrir_]

still has a better skin than you do

[@kevingregg9457]

And you're like 1000 years gay!!!!!!!!!! haha. Got a little crush on him there funboy?

[@soppoi123]

Two surgeries (back and shoulder), which didn't went totally well.

[@lf9341]

@@soppoi123 :(. Yeah, he's in a lot of pain.

[@staggerlee6794]

I also love how proud Larry is when he sees Richard carrying out his plan to the letter.

[@gakdfjhg2662]

i love those two funny melting animated cadavers

[@JB19504]

Best two dead people on the planet!

[@vnanjun1]

Whatever kind of day you are having, Larry can put a smile on your face at the end of it.

[@artysanmobile]

Premature honey. How true!