Curb Your Enthusiasm: Survivor Fight

[@frankdodd3355]

My favorite part of this is how angry the guy from Survivor gets and how passionately he argues even after he learns the other guy was in the Holocaust.

[@frankdodd3355]

@@gordythecat Was your boss Michael Scott?

[@JarJarBinks4ever]

Was he actually IN the holocaust if he survived? It's like the Kamikaze pilot that didn't actually kamikaze.

[@henryreese7236]

ppl lost in their own reality.

[@twyckoff87]

haha yea exactly.

[@ethanblum5047]

@@E1530-f6b its a plot point from that season, or later. too

[@leoSaunders]

the best part about this whole thing is that a rabbi brought him. HILARIOUS

[@andrewfusco8580]

The same rabbi who knew someone who died on 9/11...Uptown, and run over by a scooter.

[@ghillepig2]

@@andrewfusco8580 did you know that rabbi, the one who had his hand smashed by Larry, was the voice of Donatello in teenage mutant ninja turtles

[@andrewfusco8580]

@@ghillepig2 Really? Well, ya learn something every day! Though as much as I loved the Ninja Turtles, they didn't know what they were missing with anchovy pizza 😍

[@imadrifter]

@@ghillepig2 What?!? Donatello does Machines.

[@torbjrnmoe5397]

HI LARRYOUS

[@johnnysunday402]

The actual survivors excitement when he asks "Where's the other survivor?" Larry's reaction is pure gold.

[@educateme8455]

On paper this bit must've looked really bad.

[@unclericosfootballcamp2854]

So brilliant

[@manifestgtr]

“Did you ever see our show? It was called the Holocaust!” Probably the single greatest comeback in the show’s history. Whenever I think of the earlier seasons of curb, I always think of that one line.

[@amstaylorph]

100%

[@davidnorman4612]

No one has seen that show.

[@syrityflo5130]

@@davidnorman4612 6 million people saw and experienced it. I'd say that's a pretty good number and yet the show got cancelled.

[@jaybrock812]

I know!😂😂😂

[@pochopmartin]

Can I give this 100 likes? This is the best line of the entire series 😂😂😂

[@leosheldon9725]

Love how Larry still ends up being the bad guy

[@mikestirewalt5193]

He gets picked on so unfairly. It's cruel.

[@brentgould958]

She shoulda just got the sponge. Larry was right

[@LokiTheClever]

It was an honest mistake on LDs part

[@KaelWrit]

it’s his fantasy. It revolves around his paranoia

[@HartleysFilms]

His only real mistake was saying "that's the other survivor over there" instead of trying to diffuse the situation.

[@Slop_Dogg]

Though this aired 16 years ago, Allan Rich, the man playing the holocaust survivor in this, just recently passed away. He was 94 years old.

[@Slop_Dogg]

Bob Sacamano hard to believe I know. originally aired March 7, 2004.

[@kdub1242]

Yup. Although Curb has been intermittent, it started in 2000. Hard to believe.

[@RatsburyRaven74]

He has his own KZbin channel too...

[@Slop_Dogg]

Tommy Peterson C’mon man. Unnecessary.

[@Slop_Dogg]

Anglozion 76 I think that person just wanted to get a rise out of you, I wouldn’t worry about it.

[@timdehoog5584]

The Rabbi listening to the Survivor guy and shaking his head in disbelief and awe while right accross the table is a man who survived the Holocaust never fails to make me laugh.

[@Playsinvain]

He’s the same guy who lost a brother on 9/11……. A car accident far far away from the towers….for the record….but still..

[@daniellightfoot4464]

I love when the survivor guy says "we had mosquitos" and another guy at the table tips his glass to him approvingly, as if that were a great point haha.

[@atm97ify]

Yea I love that little detail too, it’s Cheryl’s father played by Paul Dooley, he played the father in 16 Candles too

[@sheffrudytke1086]

"Someone get a sponge" "I don't understand why don't you get a sponge"

[@brentcullipher6061]

The best part was when she said "I'll help... somebody get a sponge."

[@shadowc1ph3r55]

He makes a valid point.

[@FordFourD-aka-Ford4D]

@@brentcullipher6061 That was another voice saying "I'll help." It was *maybe* the real survivor, hard to say who said it.

[@PurebreedFLA]

That was a perfect response by Larry. Great question😂

[@Perrygallo]

@@FordFourD-aka-Ford4D Funny, all this time I just thought it was her saying "uuugh" and more of a noise than a shortened 'I'll help'

[@Lightecojak]

For anyone wondering, the guy from Survivor was an actual contestant on the show. He’s Colby Donaldson and was the runner up for Survivor’s second season in Australia.

[@colinyork2215]

Originally they wanted Ethan Zohn the season three winner, but he failed his audition.

[@kharris3352]

@@colinyork2215honestly it’s funnier that the guy they got didn’t even win. Like he didn’t even technically “survive”

[@chemoboy-dannypheleps9234]

I remember, he offed himself by not voting Tina out when he had the immunity idol. Everyone would have voted him to win over Keith

[@bobloblaw9791]

@@chemoboy-dannypheleps9234A guy named Adolf Hitler lost the one I watched.

[@greigallan5845]

'Did you ever see our show? It was called the Holocaust'. Absolutely brilliant line.

[@MrBaladaum]

Survivor Dude: "...all I know is that I was damn close to that million dollars..." Old Survivor: "UHUURGHHH"

[@obioraabiakam1604]

😂😂😂😂

[@wrightvcx2249]

Props to the actor who played the real survivor from Australia. He did not even have a gym to pump up his triceps. Also, there were very few snacks. I can only understand the horror and the hardships this guy must have gone through.

[@GhastlyCretin]

We must never forget

[@matthewalkman386]

@@GhastlyCretina pair of flip flops

[@nicksorbello6224]

That guy was actually on survivor, season 2. He was the runner up.

[@TC-be7kx]

Hey! I see where this is going, they have very little maintenance there OKAY?! Some people have to get up really early haven't even had a bath yet, and they have to start a show, you think that's easy? you think that's so easy pretty boi? /sarcasm off

[@xboxhomie4]

Oh, there’ll be a dinaaaaaaaaah, a delicious dinaaaaahh...

[@mexiwolf009]

Reading this made me laugh even more!! 😂😂

[@mexiwolf009]

😂😂😂😂

[@nomalk]

😂😂😂

[@Rodiraskal]

This is the best line in TV history.

[@samnayak2017]

lmao

[@sparkynutters690]

Truth is, Curb is a dangerous show. This scene made me laugh so hard I almost died. But I’m still here. I’m a survivor

[@mito88]

I watched this without any snacks.

[@evilyxof]

Surprised this comment got even 1 like. Cringe.

[@HumptyDumpty-os7ie]

Relax

[@hasan_z]

@@evilyxof humor is very subjective, don't think about the likes, it's just a useless currency

[@Paulfieldz]

Well done man, I hope youre still a survivor 🤟

[@jonnyv5259]

I love the sound the holocaust survivor makes when the other guy says that he was damn close to winning the million dollars lmao

[@JohnJones-bh9wf]

Cosmic_ Zeus LOL good catch

[@genericalias4805]

Him shaking his hands (03:02) is great as well

[@bennythamacsjourney4774]

Ha ha I had to rewind u don’t miss nothing haha

[@trevgreg2]

Whenever my friend and I quote this, we always make sure someone does the noise after Colby's line!

[@JonOroMusic]

3:26

[@jensvillumsen1060]

Why is it so hilarious when he shouts “flip flops”?

[@loiziproject2001]

i came to this video looking if someone commented this 🤣

[@jkoorts]

Flip flops is what you buy when you go to the beach.

[@unbridledenthusiasm]

This whole thing is hilarious and then "Why don't YOU get a sponge" ends it so perfectly, just kills me

[@stateworker]

IMO, it's the best line of the whole series.

[@Pantsinabucket]

Larry just wasn’t sponge-worthy.

[@amstaylorph]

"What you talkin', snacks?"For sure one of the best dinner scenes in any 'Curb'.Alan Rich's portrayal was fantastic. RIP.

[@alonh1809]

my dad loves when i play this video for him. RIP Grandpa Dov

[@IrishEagIe]

That's nice

[@MS-dc1iu]

Lord have mercy

[@jamgaming3693]

Imagine how that young actor must have felt having to compare his experience to a Holocaust survivor lol

[@YourPalJamieEllis]

Honestly, he really sold the self-righteousness. I didn't know Colby could do comedy!

[@badass0510]

He was actually on the show Survivor.

[@mr.patriotjol]

lmao i mean he's getting paid to be on Larry's show. Who wouldn't say no lmao. It would be an honor to be on his show.

[@shrisheel]

All adlibbed.

[@RawKnee1111]

It appears there are 6 million survivors out there!

[@coltonw8686]

"Look all I know is I was damn close to that million dollars alright?" Hahaha This is brilliant.

[@jamesfeldman4234]

Alan Rich, the actor playing the holocaust survivor, died August 22, 2020, age 94, at the Lillian Booth Actors Home in Englewood, NJ, which is run by the Actors Fund. He was a superb actor. See, for example, the movie "Quiz Show," where he plays the TV executive Robert Kintner.

[@jeffreyepstien9205]

Aw damn I’m from bergen county and I would def have wanted to meet him

[@shoenicetouchedellie]

HEH SNECKS VATRE TALKIN SNECKS WE DIDNT EAT FOR A WEEK!

[@bajskuk]

Thanks, wikipedia dude. Proud of them likes?

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

​@@bajskukwho cares about likes? You're weird

[@glt010678]

"Snacks???!!! What you talking snacks...we didn't 'eat' sometimes for a week, for a month!!!..." Hilarious. lol

[@rungoodmuch]

‘ I don’t understand, why don’t you get a sponge’ hahah Larry can’t help himself

[@mikemarron3333]

3:43 . Marvellous !

[@mattbritzius570]

"there'll be a dinaaaahhh, a delicious dinaahh" Lmao

[@lelandusa]

I’m gonna side with Kolby here. No snacks and no gym must have been hell. He was a true survivor.

[@PrimetimeX]

I cant imagine living without a few snacks. At least this old guy probably had some schnitzel or shoe-leather to munch on.

[@jr6200]

don't forget the flip flops

[@gayan2517]

He slept on the ground too.

[@davidcepin5874]

And the backstabbers

[@lorddalek]

Shame he lost to some Karen.

[@stevefowler2112]

One of the best Curb skits in their run...brilliant writing.

[@incontrol5848]

.....they improvised, you got the idea, that's why Vivica Fox said she is an actress, not a comedian, she likes to have a complete script, not just the concept, said she would never do it again. She didn't have to study lines anymore, she had to create them. What they gave to us each show, took real wit, timing and comedic genius. 😉 #RIPcurby👈🏾💯😢

[@ChellyBean]

My grandma is an Auschwitz survivor and I desperately want to show her this lmao She'd love it

[@ChellyBean]

@Fred Tedason 92

[@jeshkam]

@@ChellyBean Is she of Polish descent?

[@ChellyBean]

@@jeshkam Hungarian

[@TheeItalianStalian]

Bless your grandma

[@FordFourD-aka-Ford4D]

@@ChellyBean You better show her now while you still can. God bless her.

[@kyleneopperman6186]

3:38 “Somebody get a sponge” “I don’t understand, why don’t you get a sponge?” I laugh every time. Gosh I love Larry.

[@PaulTraces]

I would go as far to say that this might be the funniest bit of comedy in television history, how Larry even thought of it is amazing.

[@jr6200]

Hard on to beat, especially since the gist of it is only about a minute long

[@stateworker]

I'm on record, OK FB, stating I believe it is the funniest scene in television history. Cos it is! "Why don't you get a sponge?" after all of that hilarity is just perfection...the bit just keeps elevating right up to the end.

[@Karbon_Based_Life_Form]

There’s so much going on, I keep finding more comedy nuance every time I re-watch. Larry’s reaction to “I was over in Australia.” and “How is Jerry?”

[@richmotroni]

When Larry's rabbi said he was bringing a "survivor", I immediately thought "oh no!", but as always, the show pulls a brilliant twist. Great show.

[@roygo10]

There are so many layers of humor and social commentary in Curb scenes.

[@elanzankman4399]

Social commentary?

[@lexkinetic5448]

@@elanzankman4399 indeed

[@pittsburghguy2520]

By far one of if not the funniest scene of this show 😂 “FLIP FLOPS!?”

[@MsDelorean]

The old jewish guy asking if there's gonna be a dinner is SPOT ON

[@bySterling]

“Then I had to wear flip flops!’ 😂

[@trulyhealthyme911]

That has got to be the most awkward and rediculous debate I have ever heard in my life.

[@michelangelobuonarroti916]

It's worthy of redicule.

[@ccbsnyc]

It summarizes what's wrong with this country today,. A respectful person would defer to the Holocaust survivor. Instead it becomes a victim contest - may the best victim win.

[@cv4809]

Second most akward, the office's dinner with Scott and his wife is definetely the most akward

[@One21Jiggawatts]

The way they undercut the argument with a sponge is hilarious.

[@gipperbanana]

i see what you did there@@michelangelobuonarroti916

[@cakeisavegatable]

This is one of the best episodes of any show I’ve seen on television and probably always will be

[@LockedDownSpectator]

I became a fan simply of this scene. I have never laughed so hard when the argument began.

[@user-ww8nb3cv5t]

As a Jewish person this was the funniest shit ever "45° below zero!"

[@thato596]

One of the funniest scenes on tv. This was incredibly funny. The person who came up with this scene was smart.

[@chrisballas3356]

Only Larry can come up with this scene. No one else.

[@scottestes7768]

YOU get the sponge...

[@fishyc150]

I've always thought that when someone says "quick someone (do something)" Why dont you do it yourself???

[@keithpiscitelli9539]

Exactly, I always think of this episode.

[@andromedaiscoming185]

Those people who do that (women alot of the time) are followers not leaders thats just how it is, two kinds of people.

[@fishyc150]

@@andromedaiscoming185 when I was a cop there was a "fall in the street/ accident" I turned up to where a guy had tripped over or something. Remember, cop, not medic. Now we had some basic training like a lot of professions do (de fib, cpr etc) but nothing special. We only got sent because there was a delay with an ambulance so got there 15 mins after the pedestrian got hurt. As I pulled up there was this gobby woman standing there shouting "do something do something ive been here with him for ages". She was really rude. Normally I let stuff like that slide but I said "what exactly have you done?" smugly she replied "nothing, I'm not a medic!"... "neither am I you ignorant woman, im a policeman so dont you dare tell me to hurry up". I got another complaint out of that 🤣

[@andromedaiscoming185]

@@fishyc150 haha thats funny man, I totally get what youre saying dude. A little story of mine that happened earlier today, im an electrician but we also do appliance installs for Lowes as a subcontractor, so this particular time im in Lowes recieving waiting for an associate to bring me a microwave, an older gentleman was moving stuff Halloween stuff from recieving where I was to the store front with a forklift and some employee kid was following him i assume for safety like a spotter. I saw this forklift go back and forth 3 times already and bang into something or go slow trying to pass a narrow spot n while he was gone I just noticed theres like 3 things I could move to make it easier for him so I did, he was in and out a lot quicker. So what the fuck is this dumbass kid doing following him as his "job" watching him and it didnt once occur to him lol, hes just staring doesnt give a shit about what hes looking at no gears turning whatsoever. Its people that just do not take action without being told, no leadership ability because they either dont know any better or Theyre lazy as fuck.

[@ShadowindLUKE]

I feel the only time this statement makes sense is when you need a doctor

[@mrfivegold]

My favorite line is, "I don't know why don't you get a sponge?"

[@shelbynamels7948]

to make comedy out of survivor vs. Survivor is pure gold. dontt ever stop, Larry.

[@Atif_Ahmed85]

3:34 „I‘m a survivor!“ - „I‘M A SURVIVOR!“ 😂

[@eec589]

Cue Destiny’s Child

[@welchce]

The chutzpah of this man criticizing a man who survived such torments and difficulties! I mean there were nine different kinds of snakes for crying out loud 😂

[@helenchelmicka]

😂😂

[@PercivalC]

I love how back in these episodes, Larry and his dad look the same age.

[@penand_paper6661]

I just want let you know that Larry absolutely nailed the way congregants talk to rabbis.

[@AGPfan]

The way Solly (the old man with the glass eye) said "Forty-five degrees below 0!" at 3:02 makes me laugh every time, because of his accent and the way he was shaking his hands😂😂😂😂

[@mcoates326]

Everytime it is below 10°... i start trembling and say "45 degrees below zero" out loud and its only funny to me.

[@Onigirli]

lol!

[@laurelmellon1695]

Being Jewish I thought this was the funniest Curb ever

[@batgurrl]

Only Larry would go there. Nobody else would dare. Flip Flops..

[@ramberrebi4911]

Me to.

[@cecilyerker]

This was the funniest segment, I was screaming 😱

[@wkatc007]

OMG yes I'm crying at this dinnaaahhh

[@jr6200]

Me too. The old guy is brilliant

[@sportsfan4153]

"How is Jerry?" So plainly brilliant. Hilarious stuff

[@s9yadvent]

"Does he still do stand up?"

[@caffeinatedbuffalosauce883]

This was a genius bit, I wonder how hard they were laughing in the writers room coming up with riff lol

[@aroundandround]

@3:16 Cheryl’s dad going Touché, “Mosquitoes”, let’s see you top that one.

[@Damiano0630]

Allan Rich (playing Solly) was a wonderful actor. See him as the President of NBC in "Quiz Show". Just wonderful.

[@schplengie1]

Probably my favorite line from the show. "I don't understand, why don't you get a sponge?"

[@GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER]

Same. First time I saw this, my stomach already hurt from laughing at the spill, and then seconds later I was falling off the couch.

[@jon-francis9289]

I thought the funniest line in the whole scene was the last one said by Larry. After everything that happened he says 'why don't you get the sponge'. That was pure gold. Steals the whole scene with the last line.

[@ernie2068]

Flips flops lol a bathroom ?! Hahaha the glass eye lol I’m dying right now lol

[@cohencohen54]

Love Sheryl’s look at the end!

[@mojo9291]

I like how the old guys even started agreeing with the Survivor winner.

[@dannydimes3350]

Like just absolute brilliant writing, I was crying when I saw this scene😂

[@Suckmy2012]

I love this argument! Kudos to the survivor for keeping a straight face xD

[@AcmeMcConnell]

Let this channel never get taken down!

[@stixnfeet7818]

No snacks? That’s gotta suck.

[@strangedays4]

The only snacks would have been bits of leather from the shoes

[@trevgreg2]

Sometimes we didn't eat for a week! Or a month!! We had nothing!!!

[@verward]

But the worst part he could barely work out. They he didn't have a gym down there.

[@dorianphilotheates3769]

Brilliant as always. And much needed.

[@AereForst]

Larry David is an Uber troll for writing this 😂

[@Roger-of5ij]

“You see this glass eye? Huh, huh??…”Have you even seen the show?” Hilarious!

[@isellcuddlesessions66]

One of may favorite Curb bits.

[@williamblake7386]

Mad props to the young survivior. I couldnt do it never.

[@davemustaki134]

Man anytime this pops up in my recommendations I always gotta tap it! There is another one also that has Larry talking about survivors before the dinner

[@TheDizzleHawke]

I love Curb and Survivor! I’m in clip heaven!

[@kandykaye9981]

“Wore his sneakers out”🤣

[@Karbon_Based_Life_Form]

Underrated line - “I was over in Australia.”

[@captainatheist3644]

I hate it when the toe of my flip-flop folds under when im trying to walk. That's real suffering

[@jr6200]

Yeah, it's not fair

[@Antology101]

This is in my head forever now. Everytime somebody says " somebody get a ..." i think, why dont you!!! Its now a pet peeve of mine. Thank you Larry David!!!

[@benkeel2966]

This is a wonderful skit. Larry David is BRILLIANT

[@shipmate3577]

I watch this scene at least every few months.

[@CMM750-V8]

He said did you see our show 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gregbradshaw7220]

Their reactions at 2:07 LOLLLL

[@soulassassin0g]

3:47 Lol it's the same thing when someone gets hurt and they yell out "someone, call 9-1-1!" Like, why don't YOU call 9-1-1? What's stopping you?

[@bmo14lax]

Whoever wrote this skit is my best friend and I love them. This was gold.

[@nacho_ncam]

No snacks😂😂 couldn't even workout😂😂

[@haleigh11]

Only Larry David could put a guy arguing with a Holocaust survivor on his fucking show 😂

[@clockmonkey]

It doesn't matter how strong your argument is as soon as you drench someone in gravy you've lost the high ground.

[@A_ndrea]

“I don’t understand why don’t you get a sponge” lmfao after all that

[@krazyeman4]

This may have been my legit favorite part of the series.

[@martinmickels1478]

3:26 "öueugh"

[@kevinbarry1888]

How do you think we worked out? We certainly didn't have a gym over there!

[@johnhaxby306]

LOL just the most insane premises!! when he said he was from the show Survivor I laughed out loud so hard it upset everyone in the office that I wasn't working.

[@McCaf-1962]

This clip never gets old it just gets better and better ! , there was no snacks poor guy

[@knugenavswarje734]

It's hilarious how the reality star seems to think he can teach a holocaust survivor about suffering.

[@SmokeyBCN]

it's just a joke Karen

[@nj4l30]

@@SmokeyBCN The comment literally says “hilarious”. They know it’s a joke.

[@shytguy]

@@SmokeyBCN learn read to please

[@josh_7569]

@@SmokeyBCN 🤡

[@chrisballas3356]

It speaks to the ignorance of the younger generations in regards to their attitude of not caring about history. Not only that but few things are more shallow than the TV reality survivor show.

[@daniel.j9062]

It is funny how the tv survivor carried out himself versus the actual survivor lol

[@vantheman1238]

“Oh they’ll be a dinner a delicious dinner” 😂

[@DeweyFischer]

Wow it's 20 years today!

[@freeman7296]

this was my first exposure to curb your enthusiasm - that was friggin funny.

[@JarrettMazza]

"You see this glass eye, eh? EH?!"

[@Lovesbule]

Snacks? We didn’t even eat, sometimes for a week!

[@czars694]

I like the gravy on Larry's glasses.