Curious Cars Funniest Moments (Autohaus Bill's Rants and Tangents Compilation)

The best rants, tangents and moments taken from many of Bill's Curious Cars videos on the channel Curious Cars and Autohaus of Naples. All footage belongs to them, but I just felt like compiling some funny moments together. This one's for you Bill! Congratulations on 100k subscribers, and thanks for the shout out!

[@kevinlowercase]

Kudos to whoever made this. You really captured the essence of Bill in all his glorious Bill-ness. 10/10.

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

Thanks that means a lot!

[@donaldwoodford824]

@@michaelwhite2823 same here just something that popped up in the suggestions Bill is truly one of a kind someone I'd like to go out and party with maybe go hit a brothel after indulging in some elicit drugs I heard him mention mandrix before those were truly panty droppers

[@anthonybertone2336]

I’m just laughing my ass off and that’s the best thing, This made the entire month of October for me

[@aussie8114]

OMG this makes you realise just how awesome that grumpy old bastard is 😂

[@mopartony7953]

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!

[@onlyhereonce7290]

Pure internet GOLD

[@markchorba561]

Yep cool stuff this bill is funny ah hooo.

[@darrell1829]

I've been watching Bill for almost a year and a half. Whine about animals? check. Complain about the sh*tty weather? check. Videos more than 40 mins, when they are meant to be less than 30? check. But I still watch each one end to end

[@peterfoley2559]

Absolutely laughed my ass off till I was crying. God that's funny. Thank you for this! And thank you Bill for ALWAYS fucking making me laugh!!!

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

I'm so thrilled to hear you enjoyed it too! The man's a national treasure!

[@baldisaerodynamic9692]

This is fantastic! im dying with these edits!!!! BILL FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

[@egold2071]

Little-known Bill Fact: that's his CB handle or call sign! 'President Bill'. Learned it in his Silverado video (the old one; we're still waiting on the new diesel video... not to mention that Cordoba)

[@JRZ67]

This is, hands down, the funniest video I have ever seen. God I love Bill’s scathing cynical humor. Big thanks to the author who made this epic conglomeration!

[@ssnoc]

Hahahaha … I’m choking laughing so hard 😂😂😂 “I know they have sonar, but what if that sonar shit breaks?” “This is obviously a guy that has a human foot collection” 👏👏

[@joe6096]

I’ve been watching Bill for probably 2 years or so. This compilation is gold. And this only covers his time in Autohaus of Naples and Curious Cars. There’s tons more great antics from his time in AutoEuropa Naples…… his review of the BMW i3 alone is an epic classic.

[@MAINEiac06]

Agreed! He"s definitely ramped things up over the past couple years, but the BMW I3 "roast" is gold. Bill needs to review more cars he hates.

[@jkllad]

@@MAINEiac06 That's one of my favorites. Bill is a classic in every sense.

[@JasonFlorida]

I know right, this is only from a handful of videos but brilliantly done for sure. I've been watching Bill and his birds for a while as well

[@iandyck3069]

Absolutely love Bill. This compilation was a riot!! People must have thought I was nuts when I was literally loling in the parking lot eating my Big Mac watching this

[@rolans.2073]

The editing on this video? It's a piece of art... nothing less.

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

I'm flattered. Also, thank you Bill for the shout out. I was in the middle of taking a shit at work, and noticed that this video suddenly exploded in popularity.

[@rudolphguarnacci197]

@@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869 Brilliant!

[@chuckhaugan4970]

My daughter in-law, who's never seen a single curious car vid, wondered why we were laughing, and the second the cat/goat/bird segment hit, she was on the floor with my grandson laughing their asses off. Hearing his one liners, within a single vid brings a chuckle, but a compilation is like every angry, lawn obsessed, elderly, neighbor, with crazy, right wing, Fox News watching, uncle and miserable, with no authority of his own life, government, employee fusion of ranting glory rolled into one. Thanks for the edit!!! Wonderfully done.

[@dantebishopmba5210]

OMG! The holy grail of Bill from Curious Cars & Autohaus…only the penitent man will pass! 🤣

[@fatherdmj]

The one minute drive-by featuring Bill’s aggressive sighs and coughs nearly made me wheeze as much as Bill. This is epic! Thank you!

[@curbozerboomer1773]

I am now laughing so hard, that my 74yo ass might just wake up tomorrow supporting "six-pack" abs!...I cannot thank the maker of this compilation enough.

[@G0ZERIAN]

I deeply feel every single sigh he lets out. Thanks for putting them all in one place!

[@riwoof]

I am an old subscriber of Bills and I am in severe pain after watching this and rolling around on the floor in hysterics. What a perfect way for Bill to celebrate 100k subscribers. Now I must go look at what other goodies you have on your channel. 👍👍😁😁

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

This is the only goody for now, but i think i'll make more. I'm thrilled that i (well, Bill technically) made you laugh to the point of pain

[@richardcampbell9225]

@@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869 Pain I fricken pissed my pants.

[@s3vR3x]

I haven’t laughed that hard from a KZbin video ever. Holy crap it totally captures the essence of Bill

[@chrisbeck8182]

Bill channels Winnebago Man beautifully.

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

I thought the same thing. especially when he rants about flies!

[@mattjohnson6227]

The wheezing cough makes me piss myself everytime 🤣

[@jimsmalleimb7709]

The amount of work that must have gone into studying and editing all this must have been herculean. Bill's hilarious We all know that we watch his videos not so much for the car reviews, but for the commentary and even the historical stuff about the cars. Bill's a unique You Tuber for sure.

[@peatyxxjxxx1494]

I can die a happy man now. I’ve been waiting for someone to do this for over a year now. Great Job!

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

your prayers have been answered by a random dipshit with a youtube channel!

[@henryhendriks9499]

Absolutly the best video edit ever. I am a big fan of classic american cars and even a bigger fan of our dear friend Bill. When i am feeling down and miserabel nothing can cheer me up better than Bill presenting a fine american classic car with in dept knowledge second to none of the make and model, cobining it with his lovely taste of humor an cynical vieuw of the world and best of all the weather and the beasts. All and all the most entertaining video on youtube. Thanks for it. Godd bless America and god bless our friend Bill. Greetings from Henry from the beatiful city of Arnhem in Holland.

[@razorridgeback4516]

If you watch bill on a regular basis you'll die laughing. Canadians, drugs, and guns. I love America

[@jld-jw9pb]

Great compilation. I mostly liked the exhaling parts, for the love of God. Bill is one of a kind. I always look forward to hearing his corona whiskey and cigarette voice, along with his f-you attitude with a comical twist. I like his channel. One never knows what nice car he is going to review next.

[@anthonybertone2336]

Oh I absolutely love this

[@redacted629]

And, @6:00, we see the eventual evolution of Bill into Darth Vadar... driven to the dark side by goats, birds, rabbits and whisky.

[@user-qh9to4fy9b]

From the bottom of my hear, thank you so much for doing this and saving me the trouble of doing it myself 😂 I had already taken notes of my most fav Bill rants.. “I fucking hate flies” - absolute pinnacle! Thanks for including this. Much love from Estonia 🙏🔥😂😉☀️🥰

[@Nunofurdambiznez]

OMG... I haven't laughed this hard in WEEKS!!!!!!

[@shanerowe3069]

Made mistake of watching this at Gym,with headphones on, and had people looking at me as if I was an idiot Great video of a great man. Thanks from New Zealand 🇳🇿

[@stevenespinosa7077]

Phenomenally funny video - I was in tears towards the end!!! AWESEOME, AWESOME, AWESOME!

[@parkecorepersonaltrainingp2601]

You broke this down so well. Just love Bill. I bet under that he is a massive animal lover ❤️❤️👍

[@electricwork3155]

I think I would visit him next time I go to Florida. He is like a tourist attraction for adults

[@miked7925]

This should be a try not to laugh challenge. Nobody I mean NOBODY will survive the first minute. BILL IS THE GOAT. 😂😂😂😂

[@michaeldonaher2851]

🤣 LMAO this is awesome. I watched 3 times in a row and cracked up each time. Bill you're hilarious!

[@jovar.3649]

Friggin Hilarious! Love Bill!

[@bobstride6838]

Great video, captures Bill all in one episode! That guy cracks me up. Thanks for the compilation

[@hurricane2649]

FREAKEN FANTASTIC... I LOVED THE VIDEO

[@egold2071]

@3:20- I always loved how Bill referred to a bat's sonar like it was the parking sensors on a 2001 Cadillac DTS - 'The thing could just break at any given moment.'

[@fogeyes]

So well done. Thanks for doing this. Congrats to Bill for 100, 000!

[@pdennis93]

🤣🤣🤣 My name is Peter and live north of Naples (in Lee county) and have a car similar to that white firebird. Hearing my name over and over at 9:56 is hilarious. I know I'm not the Peter you are referring to but it's still funny.

[@bradchervel5202]

Bill has life figured out.

[@19boris57]

Thank you for this. I laughed my ass off. I've been listening to Bill for a long time now and this captures everything I enjoy about him. Great job.

[@beverlyquintela2754]

I love it, when he says;"Oh for the love of God!" Gets me every time

[@JasonFlorida]

Wow, the 3 minutes of Bill I didn't know I needed know I needed! This made my day!

[@pn102]

OMG - I loved this. Bill is one of my favorite channels!

[@the308capital]

This is great, Bill's 100K subscriber celebration vid!

[@stepheneaton2362]

That was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time !!!! Love Bill’s videos, mostly for the parts included in this one.

[@94TahoeDude]

I was in tears from laughter

[@kaivaz6076]

The one I love the most is about a cat who goes in circles trying to fool him and he replies like yeah for sure)))

[@JS60SIX]

The wheezing laugh and the sigh compilation had laughing so hard, gotta love Bill.

[@crispylineslim5041]

I'm convinced Dalton is his son 😂😂😂

[@rudolphguarnacci197]

love child

[@Donald_Shaw]

You nailed it... that's the best of Bill, and that's why we love him.

[@planetmoronproductions2834]

how come I can't stop watching this...

[@roville225]

We need a spoken-word Christmas album by Bill with rants about drunk people falling into lit trees and how Santa is a creepy old peeping Tom.

[@richardbetz5531]

About time someone made a video like this 😂

[@oliverrangel8505]

Bill a freaking masterpiece. Complains about everything which are all 100 percent true in real life. What a character you bastard!!! Even complains about the shops detailer hahaha.

[@parenpi]

Can’t stop laughing! Thanks for doing this!

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

and thank you for watching! Bill always has me laughing! would love to have a beer with him!

[@chrisbeck8182]

Absolutely epic and brilliant, even though blowing 100 proof bourbon through the nose while laughing my ass of really burns.

[@Marcstang04]

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! I watch Bill's videos more for his rants than the cars(sometimes)

[@misternordberg3675]

The fact that Doug Demuro gets millions of views and Bill gets tens of thousands is enough to convince anyone that the world is completely backwards....for God's sake!

[@LSRG-YT--LandonSRobloxGaming]

6:30-6:54 I've never seen someone wheeze so much man I cracked up!

[@talldude5841]

Great job. Bill is a one of a kind for sure. Have to admit, he knows his cars.

[@cameroncole1988]

This is hilarious, we need a part 2 PLEASE! Love when he review the Bentley flying spur, Dolton he is such an asshole!

[@Berchol]

Please, just PLEASE, don’t say you’re not working on a Part 2 of this awesome compilation. Remember Bill the legend himself gave you a seal of approval. Lol Greetings from São Paulo, Brazil

[@klwthe3rd]

This video is completely amazing as well as completely accurate! I tip my hat to you sir or madam!

[@ZedTee190]

This is magnificent! I'm in the UK and no idea how I ended up watching his video's, but I'm bloody glad I did! You've captured the essence of Bill and I thank you for your efforts!

[@Unclmikey3]

This is hysterical!

[@paulie-Gualtieri.]

Excellent

[@ryankenyon5010]

This rules. As an irritable, alcoholic 50 year-old, I relate to Bill.

[@slyguyaction]

All the best reasons why we watch Bill's videos! Thanks so much for this....

[@josephvaldora49]

Absolutely priceless and endlessly entertaining! Thank you for making my weekend!

[@stephens1392]

Way to FUNNY!!! 😂

[@whatsthebigfndeal]

This is brilliant!!! You, good sir, have created an instant classic!

[@marcusbyron4195]

This may be the best video ive ever seen! Thanks so much for making it!!

[@spinb]

lol @ Bill sighing! And weezing! Oh the sighing and the weezing!

[@alexmattsson2090]

The wheezing laugh omg

[@MAINEiac06]

Was waiting for the sighs...... didn't disappoint!

[@floyd27860]

It's been 2 years... we need more of these please! 😅

[@chadainsley522]

I lost it at the sighing part🤣

[@Bullseye120]

Rolling on the floor LOL.....LOL. Thank you for you talent and effort, this video wants me to really meet Bill in person.

[@anthonymurphy2449]

"Shitty, hot weather!" LOL

[@rmknicks]

Long live Bill! This was hilarious.

[@effend446]

Bill will definitely be in his glory when he finally lands the OJ Bronco

[@BriansRCStuff]

God damn that was good! Thanks for putting that together! No doubt that took a lot of effort! One thing missing is his tranny references!

[@1965JWP]

Bills is the greatest and lives in my home town. Funniest guy on ALL car reviews. No SnowFlakes.

[@1965JWP]

Bill

[@dannykelly3617]

You need to go back to when he was filming at the dealership and there was construction going on all around him. Im sure you can imagine how that went. There’s some bill gold in those

[@josh8344]

This is pure comedy gold!!!

[@rmknicks]

This is one of the funniest vids ever.

[@jiji1946]

editing KING! or QUEEN! sooooo impressive...... THANK you!

[@coreybairre]

This video is the perfect sighs.

[@Banglish123]

Bloody brilliant! Bill must be well happy. 😂

[@garywalters3007]

this video made this canadian chipper

[@fbeaston]

You nailed it on the video

[@StanleyMaeschen]

Great way to begin all his videos followed by the history of each of the cars before we view each car.

[@Nunofurdambiznez]

Hope Bill sees this masterpieces, and then comments on it.. can you even imagine what he's going to say when he DOES see it??? There will be cuss words we've all never heard before, I'm sure, followed by LOADS of great laughter!

[@aerparts]

Maybe it's just me but this mash up reminds me a little bit of Winnebago Man and I love it! "And we got flies over here...sunnaofabitch!!!"

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

I was thinking the exact same thing as i made it

[@unclerog]

After ALL of Bill's videos that Ive watched I have to say this is some of the funniest stuff I've seen in awhile...My God...Im frickin' laughing my ass off...ALL of those SIGHS and BREATHS Killed Meeee...PERFECT!!!!

[@FFlyDDrum1]

Cigarette coughing spree was hilarious