Curious Cars Funniest Moments (Autohaus Bill's Rants and Tangents Compilation)

[@kevinlowercase]

Kudos to whoever made this. You really captured the essence of Bill in all his glorious Bill-ness. 10/10.

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

Thanks that means a lot!

[@donaldwoodford824]

@@michaelwhite2823 same here just something that popped up in the suggestions Bill is truly one of a kind someone I'd like to go out and party with maybe go hit a brothel after indulging in some elicit drugs I heard him mention mandrix before those were truly panty droppers

[@darrell1829]

I've been watching Bill for almost a year and a half. Whine about animals? check. Complain about the sh*tty weather? check. Videos more than 40 mins, when they are meant to be less than 30? check. But I still watch each one end to end

[@anthonybertone2336]

I’m just laughing my ass off and that’s the best thing, This made the entire month of October for me

[@mopartony7953]

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE!

[@onlyhereonce7290]

Pure internet GOLD

[@markchorba561]

Yep cool stuff this bill is funny ah hooo.

[@baldisaerodynamic9692]

This is fantastic! im dying with these edits!!!! BILL FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

[@egold2071]

Little-known Bill Fact: that's his CB handle or call sign! 'President Bill'. Learned it in his Silverado video (the old one; we're still waiting on the new diesel video... not to mention that Cordoba)

[@aussie8114]

OMG this makes you realise just how awesome that grumpy old bastard is 😂

[@JRZ67]

This is, hands down, the funniest video I have ever seen. God I love Bill’s scathing cynical humor. Big thanks to the author who made this epic conglomeration!

[@PFRockyMountain1]

Absolutely laughed my ass off till I was crying. God that's funny. Thank you for this! And thank you Bill for ALWAYS fucking making me laugh!!!

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

I'm so thrilled to hear you enjoyed it too! The man's a national treasure!

[@miked7925]

This should be a try not to laugh challenge. Nobody I mean NOBODY will survive the first minute. BILL IS THE GOAT. 😂😂😂😂

[@joe6096]

I’ve been watching Bill for probably 2 years or so. This compilation is gold. And this only covers his time in Autohaus of Naples and Curious Cars. There’s tons more great antics from his time in AutoEuropa Naples…… his review of the BMW i3 alone is an epic classic.

[@MAINEiac06]

Agreed! He"s definitely ramped things up over the past couple years, but the BMW I3 "roast" is gold. Bill needs to review more cars he hates.

[@jkllad]

@@MAINEiac06 That's one of my favorites. Bill is a classic in every sense.

[@JasonFlorida]

I know right, this is only from a handful of videos but brilliantly done for sure. I've been watching Bill and his birds for a while as well

[@ssnoc]

Hahahaha … I’m choking laughing so hard 😂😂😂 “I know they have sonar, but what if that sonar shit breaks?” “This is obviously a guy that has a human foot collection” 👏👏

[@rolans.2073]

The editing on this video? It's a piece of art... nothing less.

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

I'm flattered. Also, thank you Bill for the shout out. I was in the middle of taking a shit at work, and noticed that this video suddenly exploded in popularity.

[@rudolphguarnacci197]

@@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869 Brilliant!

[@iandyck3069]

Absolutely love Bill. This compilation was a riot!! People must have thought I was nuts when I was literally loling in the parking lot eating my Big Mac watching this

[@oliverrangel8505]

Bill a freaking masterpiece. Complains about everything which are all 100 percent true in real life. What a character you bastard!!! Even complains about the shops detailer hahaha.

[@dantebishopmba5210]

OMG! The holy grail of Bill from Curious Cars & Autohaus…only the penitent man will pass! 🤣

[@chuckhaugan4970]

My daughter in-law, who's never seen a single curious car vid, wondered why we were laughing, and the second the cat/goat/bird segment hit, she was on the floor with my grandson laughing their asses off. Hearing his one liners, within a single vid brings a chuckle, but a compilation is like every angry, lawn obsessed, elderly, neighbor, with crazy, right wing, Fox News watching, uncle and miserable, with no authority of his own life, government, employee fusion of ranting glory rolled into one. Thanks for the edit!!! Wonderfully done.

[@fatherdmj]

The one minute drive-by featuring Bill’s aggressive sighs and coughs nearly made me wheeze as much as Bill. This is epic! Thank you!

[@G0ZERIAN]

I deeply feel every single sigh he lets out. Thanks for putting them all in one place!

[@riwoof]

I am an old subscriber of Bills and I am in severe pain after watching this and rolling around on the floor in hysterics. What a perfect way for Bill to celebrate 100k subscribers. Now I must go look at what other goodies you have on your channel. 👍👍😁😁

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

This is the only goody for now, but i think i'll make more. I'm thrilled that i (well, Bill technically) made you laugh to the point of pain

[@richardcampbell9225]

@@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869 Pain I fricken pissed my pants.

[@garywalters3007]

this video made this canadian chipper

[@jimsmalleimb7709]

The amount of work that must have gone into studying and editing all this must have been herculean. Bill's hilarious We all know that we watch his videos not so much for the car reviews, but for the commentary and even the historical stuff about the cars. Bill's a unique You Tuber for sure.

[@peatyxxjxxx1494]

I can die a happy man now. I’ve been waiting for someone to do this for over a year now. Great Job!

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

your prayers have been answered by a random dipshit with a youtube channel!

[@curbozerboomer1773]

I am now laughing so hard, that my 74yo ass might just wake up tomorrow supporting "six-pack" abs!...I cannot thank the maker of this compilation enough.

[@misternordberg3675]

The fact that Doug Demuro gets millions of views and Bill gets tens of thousands is enough to convince anyone that the world is completely backwards....for God's sake!

[@s3vR3x]

I haven’t laughed that hard from a KZbin video ever. Holy crap it totally captures the essence of Bill

[@beverlyquintela2754]

I love it, when he says;"Oh for the love of God!" Gets me every time

[@chrisbeck8182]

Bill channels Winnebago Man beautifully.

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

I thought the same thing. especially when he rants about flies!

[@user-qh9to4fy9b]

From the bottom of my hear, thank you so much for doing this and saving me the trouble of doing it myself 😂 I had already taken notes of my most fav Bill rants.. “I fucking hate flies” - absolute pinnacle! Thanks for including this. Much love from Estonia 🙏🔥😂😉☀️🥰

[@marcusbyron4195]

This may be the best video ive ever seen! Thanks so much for making it!!

[@jld-jw9pb]

Great compilation. I mostly liked the exhaling parts, for the love of God. Bill is one of a kind. I always look forward to hearing his corona whiskey and cigarette voice, along with his f-you attitude with a comical twist. I like his channel. One never knows what nice car he is going to review next.

[@jiji1946]

editing KING! or QUEEN! sooooo impressive...... THANK you!

[@henryhendriks9499]

Absolutly the best video edit ever. I am a big fan of classic american cars and even a bigger fan of our dear friend Bill. When i am feeling down and miserabel nothing can cheer me up better than Bill presenting a fine american classic car with in dept knowledge second to none of the make and model, cobining it with his lovely taste of humor an cynical vieuw of the world and best of all the weather and the beasts. All and all the most entertaining video on youtube. Thanks for it. Godd bless America and god bless our friend Bill. Greetings from Henry from the beatiful city of Arnhem in Holland.

[@stepheneaton2362]

That was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time !!!! Love Bill’s videos, mostly for the parts included in this one.

[@bobstride6838]

Great video, captures Bill all in one episode! That guy cracks me up. Thanks for the compilation

[@JasonFlorida]

Wow, the 3 minutes of Bill I didn't know I needed know I needed! This made my day!

[@stevenespinosa7077]

Phenomenally funny video - I was in tears towards the end!!! AWESEOME, AWESOME, AWESOME!

[@shanerowe3069]

Made mistake of watching this at Gym,with headphones on, and had people looking at me as if I was an idiot Great video of a great man. Thanks from New Zealand 🇳🇿

[@michaeldonaher2851]

🤣 LMAO this is awesome. I watched 3 times in a row and cracked up each time. Bill you're hilarious!

[@fogeyes]

So well done. Thanks for doing this. Congrats to Bill for 100, 000!

[@planetmoronproductions2834]

how come I can't stop watching this...

[@egold2071]

@3:20- I always loved how Bill referred to a bat's sonar like it was the parking sensors on a 2001 Cadillac DTS - 'The thing could just break at any given moment.'

[@Donald_Shaw]

You nailed it... that's the best of Bill, and that's why we love him.

[@19boris57]

Thank you for this. I laughed my ass off. I've been listening to Bill for a long time now and this captures everything I enjoy about him. Great job.

[@bradchervel5202]

Bill has life figured out.

[@mattjohnson6227]

The wheezing cough makes me piss myself everytime 🤣

[@pn102]

OMG - I loved this. Bill is one of my favorite channels!

[@anthonybertone2336]

Oh I absolutely love this

[@electricwork3155]

I think I would visit him next time I go to Florida. He is like a tourist attraction for adults

[@hurricane2649]

FREAKEN FANTASTIC... I LOVED THE VIDEO

[@amaxlimo9979]

Bill is funny as hell and he says all that for 40 plus minutes with no script! That’s some talent!!! ❤

[@JesseJones-nv3vd]

It's like American Jeremy Clarkson😂😂😂😂

[@talldude5841]

Great job. Bill is a one of a kind for sure. Have to admit, he knows his cars.

[@josephvaldora49]

Absolutely priceless and endlessly entertaining! Thank you for making my weekend!

[@slyguyaction]

All the best reasons why we watch Bill's videos! Thanks so much for this....

[@CaptainInsano-go6vo]

24 Karat platinum infused GOLD 🥇👍🏆

[@ZedTee190]

This is magnificent! I'm in the UK and no idea how I ended up watching his video's, but I'm bloody glad I did! You've captured the essence of Bill and I thank you for your efforts!

[@klwthe3rd]

This video is completely amazing as well as completely accurate! I tip my hat to you sir or madam!

[@94TahoeDude]

I was in tears from laughter

[@roville225]

We need a spoken-word Christmas album by Bill with rants about drunk people falling into lit trees and how Santa is a creepy old peeping Tom.

[@Marcstang04]

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! I watch Bill's videos more for his rants than the cars(sometimes)

[@parkecorepersonaltrainingp2601]

You broke this down so well. Just love Bill. I bet under that he is a massive animal lover ❤️❤️👍

[@parenpi]

Can’t stop laughing! Thanks for doing this!

[@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869]

and thank you for watching! Bill always has me laughing! would love to have a beer with him!

[@alexmattsson2090]

The wheezing laugh omg

[@jovar.3649]

Friggin Hilarious! Love Bill!

[@whatsthebigfndeal]

This is brilliant!!! You, good sir, have created an instant classic!

[@Kohbruh]

I'm convinced Dalton is his son 😂😂😂

[@rudolphguarnacci197]

love child

[@richardbetz5531]

About time someone made a video like this 😂

[@MAINEiac06]

Was waiting for the sighs...... didn't disappoint!

[@kaivaz6076]

The one I love the most is about a cat who goes in circles trying to fool him and he replies like yeah for sure)))

[@the308capital]

This is great, Bill's 100K subscriber celebration vid!

[@donmoore7785]

I think I saw a "part 2" of this. This one is even better! As the comment below says, this captures the essence of Bill perfectly. I had forgotten the relentless comments about Dalton - lol

[@Bullseye120]

Rolling on the floor LOL.....LOL. Thank you for you talent and effort, this video wants me to really meet Bill in person.

[@Nunofurdambiznez]

OMG... I haven't laughed this hard in WEEKS!!!!!!

[@LSRG-YT--LandonSRobloxGaming]

6:30-6:54 I've never seen someone wheeze so much man I cracked up!

[@razorridgeback4516]

If you watch bill on a regular basis you'll die laughing. Canadians, drugs, and guns. I love America

[@effend446]

Bill will definitely be in his glory when he finally lands the OJ Bronco

[@PeterLarsenJr]

Omg! There is no way you could possibly improve upon this video. You brilliantly portrayed the Bill that we love so much!

[@redacted629]

And, @6:00, we see the eventual evolution of Bill into Darth Vadar... driven to the dark side by goats, birds, rabbits and whisky.

[@BriansRCStuff]

God damn that was good! Thanks for putting that together! No doubt that took a lot of effort! One thing missing is his tranny references!

[@rmknicks]

Long live Bill! This was hilarious.

[@JS60SIX]

The wheezing laugh and the sigh compilation had laughing so hard, gotta love Bill.

[@Berchol]

Please, just PLEASE, don’t say you’re not working on a Part 2 of this awesome compilation. Remember Bill the legend himself gave you a seal of approval. Lol Greetings from São Paulo, Brazil

[@ryankenyon5010]

This rules. As an irritable, alcoholic 50 year-old, I relate to Bill.

[@scliradalandsman8201]

This is by far the funniest video on KZbin!!! Awesome!!!

[@spinb]

lol @ Bill sighing! And weezing! Oh the sighing and the weezing!

[@Daking1959]

Bill, could you do the nightly news, and weather?

[@troytrexler5459]

Love it, rapid editing is amazing. Must have taken days to make.

[@1965JWP]

Bills is the greatest and lives in my home town. Funniest guy on ALL car reviews. No SnowFlakes.

[@1965JWP]

Bill

[@chadainsley522]

I lost it at the sighing part🤣

[@JimmyFoxhound]

This is the best thing EVER!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bill is the best thing on KZbin! Love his videos!

[@coreybairre]

This video is the perfect sighs.

[@pdennis93]

🤣🤣🤣 My name is Peter and live north of Naples (in Lee county) and have a car similar to that white firebird. Hearing my name over and over at 9:56 is hilarious. I know I'm not the Peter you are referring to but it's still funny.

[@Millbarge01]

Jesus Christ. This was hilarious. Thanks so much for putting this together.

[@saadgt2009]

An amazing piece of work! Bill, AND this compilation! 👍👍 🖖🙏🇨🇦

[@stepheng5843]

This was the best by Bill. Whomever made this video, Kudos to you! this was amazing and I couldn't stop laughing. Thankyou for making us laugh.

[@Unclmikey3]

This is hysterical!

[@floyd27860]

It's been 2 years... we need more of these please! 😅

[@Banglish123]

Bloody brilliant! Bill must be well happy. 😂

[@soho71]

I literally just pissed my pants...... thank you.

[@chrisbeck8182]

Absolutely epic and brilliant, even though blowing 100 proof bourbon through the nose while laughing my ass of really burns.