CURSED COMMENTS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 21

[@DanBulboTheGamer]

0:57 The fact that the child's first instinct was to give it to their mom says a lot

[@AliensAreCuteNgl]

daily does of me...

[@tehhypergamer963]

I like how the text to speech says "tentacle" when reading the word "testicle" but here, it says "testicle" when reading the word "tentacle."

[@lukascase5054]

Yup. Like, what even is KZbin right now?

[@GoreNhoney]

In specific shows they are one in the same.

[@tyrantking9000]

22:02 and the story evolves to where the villain drops everything for the bro-code and helps the guy figure out who cheated on the hero.

[@Moddiebun]

id pay good money to watch that as long as it didnt have any of the standard "bro movie" actors in it

[@splat6851]

Plot twist - it was his brother and that basically explains everything

[@ts_art7810]

2:02 "Another One Bites The Dust up your A$$" *me dieing in demon speak*

[@liamarkle9706]

10:44 Never laughed so hard in my life trying to figure out which word was meant to be ‘cat’

[@wunderbar5702]

Congrats on 1 million subs!

[@your_local_sandwichjohnson5139]

I think zootopia is just the high budget version of people pig with Susie sheep being the antagonist and Rebecca rabbit and Freddy fazfox being the protagonists without props pig in it.

[@your_local_sandwichjohnson5139]

Peppa pig dammit

[@lgachaboyyt]

@@your_local_sandwichjohnson5139hello

[@mr.codder5594]

LOL there are 3 first people

[@Gotham-guardian-pls7t]

That's because they don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

[@supershinobiartist5231]

@@Gotham-guardian-pls7t Damn boi that hit hard

[@MemePog]

Haha. Anyway, I also post meme videos daily, so you can check them if you want even more memes. Thank you!

[@MisterKnowItAll3]

@@Gotham-guardian-pls7t that insult is lame

[@Delta143real]

But who is the real first

[@TheLemonadeMann]

5:44 Well, that would be a lot of chairs, personally I just chain them to the wall.

[@adamking5215]

9:34 I'd probably fall halfway off my bed and straight down the stairs.

[@aaronmartin9485]

17:08 had to look that up, man that sucks. he also played the main role in Hannibal Rising.

[@Zacian2.0]

Girls be like "Bot readers censor the word "Tentacle" with the word "Testicle" but they also censor the word "Testicle" with the word "Tentacle" So inconclusion officer, it is not beasteality"

[@WhatIstThis]

CONGRATS ON 1MILL 🥳

[@Satan-gw3iq]

First one happens when think out of the box too much

[@iidoughnutholes3087]

Yeah I’m confused about that one. I know the vibrator is there but I dunno

[@Satan-gw3iq]

@@iidoughnutholes3087 he means that before coming to the last girl's house he went to many houses and used there it may have activated every time and-

[@supershinobiartist5231]

@@Satan-gw3iq 😳

[@iidoughnutholes3087]

@@Satan-gw3iq OH LOL

[@TrainSpottingsNI]

Congrats on 1 million

[@reverse_concept]

2:01 i've just listened to a song called “ascended”. now it's cursed.

[@a-60-a-60]

What about fearless, fearless a■■

[@holad2127]

I just listened to "Just Monika"

[@maja_szm]

2:07 my cousin is listening to the song 'level up' rn...

[@staceystone8956]

The last song I listened to was Unhealthy Obsession

[@elventheaccuser264]

2:44 im still watching it everyone says it’s bad and yes my favorite guy is recast but that’s not Lana’s fault is it

[@CultOfTheTriangle]

2:04 the song was 'could have been me' dear goodness

[@just_a_random_capybara1108]

Congratulations on 1 million!

[@luckyneko_1016]

The cult is here

[@just_a_random_capybara1108]

@@luckyneko_1016 Don't worry I don't spam anything.

[@grantharriman284]

Inner monolog? Why stop at one. I have LOST arguments with MYSELF. I proved both sides wrong... it was a weird experience. Like many things inside my head.

[@craboo8668]

2:01 The song I listened to was called “Hot Shot” 💀💀💀

[@s.s.haswanthselvan7064]

21:39 Yeah that's why he kills himself so the gf won't even get the chance to cheat on him,marries someone else and create some other kid not the villain now I think the person who started this concept thought in that way too

[@M._Blitzen]

3:35 yah and as I always say. More protection is better than none

[@kfantasyfandom1301]

Subscribing not because I’m scared but because I feel bad about his rights being taken away

[@xX_Greenie_Beanie_Xx]

“Purple up yo ass” 😂

[@wiggle143]

2:00 “the hot wind blowing up my a**

[@Roperational_YT]

The beginning “Hacker *Peep* “ 😂

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

Saw the thumbnail. I doubt the remote is long-range. It would only work when the prince is within a certain distance of the girl; probably about 5 feet. Of course, I’m only guessing, since I’m a 18 year old single boy.

[@vexile1239]

Depends on weather or not wifi is active

[@pdd5793]

@@vexile1239 i mean, it's probably magic so...

[@vexile1239]

@@pdd5793 true...

[@pluto-skies4323]

4:07 Ah shit, here we go again, round three boys!

[@darthdragon117]

That last one, I mean she would have to in order to have a kid after that. Self fulfilling prophecy!

[@ConelradCreatorEAS]

CONGRATS ON 1M!!!

[@MemePog]

He is a true Pog Legend now! Btw, I also post meme videos daily, so you can check them if you want even more memes. Thank you!

[@ConelradCreatorEAS]

@@MemePog I WATCH YOURS TOO! could you give me a shoutout? and yes I am subbed

[@jonathanjoestar3785]

2:05 Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

[@oof9285]

Same lol

[@kagurabachi_enjoyer]

is that a jojo reference

[@oof9285]

@@kagurabachi_enjoyer I think he was talking about the song not the stand

[@kagurabachi_enjoyer]

@@oof9285 "Hey Dumbass! That's the joke!" Better Luck Next Time!

[@oof9285]

@@kagurabachi_enjoyer sorry

[@FungeIsBackWitDaBeans]

"Let me through up your ass" I was listening to the FNAF song just to come back to it. It's a FNAF song by CG5

[@Runastarfall]

and a kid watch his mother get murdered, told her to shut up...and went back to bed

[@orkolahiri5846]

I mean, for the first thing, the comment is just as cursed as the cartoon itself, so it's not like the commenter just went out of his way to say something weird.

[@Wrubliw]

4:54 i'm lying on the sofa and i still looked behind me

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

9:35 holding a controller 2 stories up in the air.

[@ailaavineelevi148]

The name of the guy in the third meme- Eggs benedict-

[@lordfawful2329]

9:43 No, not Frisk, no!

[@Oxy_0717]

Early (Congrat for 1M btw)

[@MemePog]

Hi. I also post meme videos daily, so you can check them if you want even more memes. Thank you!

[@number1chickenalfredofan]

19:50 i loved every single second of this clip

[@Rimikare]

I have a cursed comment for thumbnail Stuff like that have a range limit so it's not like she dealt with it all day. Just anywhere a couple houses away from her

[@Dr.Bright17]

2:04 mine would be probably worse For those wondering, I listened to ‘All Stars’ (from the some Deltarune fnf mod) last before coming across this.

[@Ungodlypan76]

2:04 shit guess i have a passport guardian up my ass

[@Pilot3765]

Congratulations on 1 mil sub

[@vexile1239]

2:02 Bismarck... up your rear... ouch

[@Jawbreaker8k]

If you cant crap money, then crap gold…

[@a_person_who_has_3_universes]

Happy 1M!

[@daleticklefart342]

8:15 it's probably has vegan milk!

[@Charlie_Does_Art]

2:06 “SLASH up ur a**”

[@toxickill3r545]

Take my dead identity

[@masterassassinaltairibn-la4698]

Naw 3:01 is the best one yet is also very cursed and hilariously dark

[@SuperiorChaotic]

1:24 Wow I have that wall too, right beside me

[@graystillplaysfan4429]

If hacker peppa Steals my Identity you probably make more use of it

[@justaguywhodraws]

8:24 Then would almonds be Sentient like real cows?

[@drawingcheetah7407]

1:43 Yo I actually watched that video and replied to that comment before this video and typed R/CURSEDCOMMENTS

[@Brightly-Colored_Goth]

1:46 This may just be my obsession with Genshin Impact(and Kaeya by extension), but is this person's username "Khaenri'ah" just spelled... differently, you could say?

[@Bidarius]

4:05 what about thunder plunder

[@overse7938]

1:29 LOOK MOM, IM ON THE SCREEN

[@Spiritz_ae]

Lol

[@f.b.i9397]

0:05 wtf is that picture…

[@steelrarebit7387]

My humor is so dark that when I tell a joke, the cops show up to shoot it.

[@minaashido518]

That joke is so overused thanos needed to snap half of em out of existence to conserve joke supplies

[@areklolxdlol685]

2:04 well i lstened to uhh you touch my tralala oh my dingding dong

[@izmarydagoat4440]

CONGRATSSS ON 1 MIL BOI

[@HIDE-oj6ps]

Drop a depth charge 😂😂😂🤣

[@emmaobrien9087]

2:07 it 's corn up your shass

[@Кронос-д2э]

For me, Difference between love and sex is that when you live someone, you like the process of sex, not only end, also I'd never make cunnilingus or kiss anyone during sex if I don't love them

[@hitensethiya2796]

Finally a legend who reached 1m subs

[@brianduffy4657]

Congrats on 1 mil

[@aidenconnolly2565]

1:36 funny thing is is acturly saw that comment

[@overse7938]

I know, i shit load of people are telling me they saw it

[@speedbiker855]

I'd fall on to the floor.

[@hanna82115]

2:04. Me: Ok, so I listened to abcdefu by GAYLE , so that would be... Oh. Dear. God.

[@kevinmcguinness9994]

2:04 Caramel dancing up your ass lol

[@saabiqahakbar33]

2:04 ,Training wheels ...

[@vexile1239]

Bismarck

[@superstarchris3925]

2:03 please sombody make a compilation of this one

[@AirMadeKat]

I hate the threats at the beginning. They are so fucking taking advantage of sensitive people like me.

[@fordflaming4015]

1:30 i literally watched that video right before i came here

[@mizhasthebiz]

9:43 i’d still be sitting in a chair, just sideways

[@Huzaifa_Pro-x1r]

Toxic friends up your...

[@drownedzephyr]

istg fix the robot reading this, smh is shaking my head, not "somehow" 10:35

[@trooperbravo1297]

bro this dude is to smart to be alive 5:47

[@TheMist3rMan]

9:41 I would be crying because I would step on my dog's tail :(

[@maltethehutt4498]

7:06 If been too long on this plattform today😭

[@DoIT4Me]

2:05 Bury the light….

[@enderfire3379]

1:37 i just watched video MINUTES AGO!

[@beetlebug-t9c]

9:38 i am now stuck in my wall. im waiting for my stepbrother to come get me, so everything’s fine!

[@Fish-445]

2:00-2:04 "No grass today up my ass"

[@fn_zephyr683]

17:34 small caliber rifle rounds and pistol rounds

[@megalameboi5146]

4:30 this actually can happen if u die with ur cats, cats are known to eat anything they can eat if there is nothing to eat even there owners

[@Awrhfdd]

If your cat and dead you are locked in your house and he have nothing to eat then wth he's gonna eat , he can't take the cat food on his own bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh every animal eats their dead owner if there's nothing to eat , humans also eat each other there are millions of incidents like this.

[@megalameboi5146]

@@Awrhfdd i mean other animals do not, i think i mean some of them does not like dogs and before u think im just hating on cats and just like trying to defend dogs i do not leve pets that much but there is a lot of stories where people died with there dogs and the dogs starved to death or smth but yeah some pets eat there owners if they have no choice

[@megalameboi5146]

@@Awrhfdd and yeah people eat each other in some incidents but we feel guilt or like a lot of people do it as a last choice

[@Awrhfdd]

@@megalameboi5146 no bro there was a case in which owner got a heart attack and died in his house and everything was locked , he was having 14 dogs and his neighbours called police because smell of an rotten thing was coming from his house and when police opened the door they saw he all the 14 dogs were eating the owner .

[@MemePog]

Hey! I also post meme videos daily, so you can check them if you want even more memes. Thank you! :)

[@DR_L3G0]

17:10 leave the midnight man alone

[@Zoso55]

Yet a lot of people like J.K Rowling because she wrote Harry Potter

[@ExDixionconderoga]

8:20 it's vegan ice cream

[@stellaporter18]

2:00 for me it was: bang!

[@PlxsteredH34rt]

I took a whole minute to know what was going on in the first one

[@outofthetrashben2873]

8:18 they just use almond milk

[@user-dx8nl9qm9d]

At last I see the light [(German translation) Tangled]

[@ronkeeler916]

nice 1mil!

[@kaiserjohnny4098]

2:07 No fear for the setting sun up your *ss Amon amarth

[@ExDixionconderoga]

10:47 Unsolved Mysteries

[@gengarzilla1685]

I'd much rather respawn as Indian than Chinese, to be honest.